VIP - Very Important Pennis

[c6gav]

the days of being a tv celeb are over..!!

[flex121000]

That is Famke Janssen at 2:30, so why did they put someone else's name?

[farlcoon]

BBC3 didn't exist then.

[s0015]

haha hay what a slapper

[lewisner]

Goldblum pwns him.

[hellomynameismercy]

i love this guy!!!

[Shejn1]

He is very smart!

[michaelsharples]

1:12 I love the shocked English accent slip up due to his mix up when he says "Dave wasn't it?"

[Professor6871]

I love it when he get into that lemo at the end and then get chucked out of it.

[YTCENS0R]

3:22

[SpaceOldskool]

THERE WAS NO BBC 3 in the mid 90s!!!

hahahahh :)

[Finnish1980]

finnish subs sweet

[ainit77]

3:50 made me laugh so hard I though i was going to have a fit

[Thetellurianvortex]

Barrymore bless her comes across as being very thick.

[pont123456789]

hahahahaha gragged out at the end pissing myself laughing

[TheHasselBoff]

when he gets kevin costner! lol

[FelixWiegand]

Am 1.Februar 2011 findet ein weltweiter Boykott auf Youtube statt.

Das bedeutet den ganzen Tag geht niemand online auf YT.

Wir machen das um den Besitzern von Youtube zu zeigen, dass sie aus dem ehemaligen YT eine mit Werbung zugespammte Plattform zum geldverdienen gemacht haben.

Macht mit kopiert diesen Text und fügt ihn in andere Videos ein.

Und bitte gebt diesem einen Daumen hoch.

[hegartayy]

joan, you're a classic english rose!

HAHAHAHA

[agentgooner007]

"You look like a million Lira" LMAO (£40).

[graemeoliver84]

0:49 Does he say "DT's phone home"? (DT's - delirium tremens, the withdrawal shakes that come from severe alcohol addiction)

[sub333]

Classic bit when he gives the hand-waggle to Costner, and the toady journalist next to him tries to laugh it all off like it's a big joke. Silly bitch.

[lostsoleful]

@sub333 Yeah, I spotted that. Felt embarrassed for her.

[graemeoliver84]

@iamaladycanyousaveme What man wouldn't be in those days?

[graemeoliver84]

Drew Barrymore comes across as a bit of a brat here.

[sibiumarius]

3:52 ahahaha =)))

[Smitamas101]

i saw Golden Eye, i was glued to my seat... otherwise i wouldve left lol nice pennis

[kombatzero]

he is such a star this man Pennis LOL

[bababoum]

it is good but I prefer Ali G.

[NexxtGen]

Goldblum is really like the characters he plays. Like Really really.

[dageezerboi]

wish they would bring out all his stuff on dvd..its so much more funny and daring than stuff like Ali g

[RICKYMDOGG]

@dageezerboi

Its all on dvd lad, i got it from amazon.

[Greg14DB]

1:20 he came off so well lol

[SethHesio]

Jeff Goldblum bit is great.

[iamarock09]

That's Famke Janssen at 2:45, not Isabella Scorupco.

[will320]

"By asking questions like that you're ruining it for everybody" Cut that out on the DVD. Love Dennis Pennis

[lostsoleful]

@will320 Nah, leave that bit in. It shows how Hollwyood is full of sycophants toadying up to celebrities.

[YTCENS0R]

Hah, love how the Subtitles translated most of this wrong because they don't get the innuendo's.

[noisyneil]

never saw the famke bit!!!! she is a five star stunner!!!!!!

[mufc1970ok]

just classic , bring them celebs back down to a thing called reality

[helendqueen]

can i join you guys LOL

[tybouy]

Okay let's go" ROFL

[jamieboy06]

superb

[LucyMall21]

what did he say to him for him to say thk you i mist heard what he said

[candycakeshake]

2:46, she's on coke

[bigderekkeene]

In this age of of half baked non entity celebs, like Jordan and Peter, Kerry Katona, Cheryl Cole we need to unleash the Pennis to sort them right out!!!

[madmanworld]

Täähän on Paul Kaye, En ole tästä ennen kuullutkaan, tulee mieleen Tom Greenin samantapaiset haastattelut

[tinyrebellion]

haha i dont really wanna know that...

[nimnot18]

LOL

'can i join you guys?'

[Stew782]

lmao what a slapper

[foook111]

Anybody who has got the video or DVD like me, does anyone know the theme song that plays during the intro before the clip starts

[TomaCukor]

3:52 that was fucking HUMILIATION

[BonzaiBg]

@TomaCukor

Ha Ha, no doubt. But what's more funny/pathetic IS that brown-nosing bitch immediately grabbing Costner's hand the minute Pennis 'declines!'

lol, Hollywood parasites.

[lostsoleful]

@BonzaiBg She went home and told her family/friends she's shook hands with Kevin Costner that day. She thought that was good.

[KulaAShaker]

hhaha oh man this guy is great!! takin the piss outa celebs so they take it back in again..awesome

[hazardous1990]

Bring back Dennis Pennis

[loolmaohaha]

just get a taxi lmfao

[BorisSs7]

hahahahah that guy is fuckin awesome!!!

[voon100]

I didn't get the question on Brosan on journalists following him everywhere until I found out his wife is a journlist. LOL

[graemeoliver84]

@voon100 Um no, that's not the joke. It's not a particularly sophisticated joke (none of them are) it just sort of subverts the idea of Brosnan being a big film star that gets a lot of media attention. It's a joke that starts off as a compliment and then becomes an insult, like what he said to Cher "Has anyone told you you're beautiful... and meant it?"

[eddylon1983]

@graemeoliver84 what a load of bore you just wrote

[PlayStationMe]

oh my look at all the cocksuckers!!!

[parkyjjb]

haha,when he asks to shake kevin costners hand then gave him the nahnah only joking,,,hahah classic...theres a clip of him asking sylvester stallone to tap him on the shoulder and say(hey dennis,can i speak with you) then he says FUCK OFF SLY IM BUSY..if anyone can find this then please post,,its funny as fuck, sly just walks off looking confused haha

[loolmaohaha]

nah its jean claude he does that to

[RICKYMDOGG]

@parkyjjb

it was Jean Claude Van Damme.

[tdp1909]

It seems that the more pretentious the celebrity, the more funny it is...

[buddylove988]

3:50

[innit27]

Brosnan was cool as a cucumber haha

Costner just didnt get it did he hahah 'your a low budget guy' is that the best comeback he can come up with, he still thinks he's bleeding Eliot Ness

[littledude4eva]

U MOTHER FUCKIN COCKSUCKA!

[FerndoSpade]

The last part had me in bits xDDD

[illas]

Goldbloom handled it quite well, as did Brosnan.

[olasonn]

Pierce took it like a gentleman. :o)

[xcensorx]

FYI: BBC3 wasn't invented during Goldblum's chat (that's why it's funny).

[masenz]

Im Mike Strutter U COCKSUCKUZ

[joshygunit11]

"Liar"....LOL, awesome! Made him look like a right twat!

[johnnyeveryteen3000]

"by asking questions like that you will ruin it for everybody" shut the fuck up bitch i fucking hate celebrities.

[voon100]

Dennis is ruining her reporting career.

[Childrenofbodom7]

hahahahaha what a fucking legend. seriously.

[donnelrj01]

What a slapper.

[plasticbudgie]

...easy... easy... Hmmph i like get a taxi

[guiltybystander77]

he reminds me of woody allen.

[babybirl009]

whos that woman that was with drew barrymoore?

[thanilche]

courtney love

[DareZero]

Ei hitto ku repesin, pistä lisää näitä.

[scrote12345]

Makes Ali G look like a stupid fucker

[RemusRomulus360]

"Makes Ali G look like a stupid fucker "

Ali G IS a stupid fucker.

[twadz1966]

You're clearly stupid if you think Ali G is stupid...

[pkzathruz]

why are we talking about li g's intelligence as if he were a real person? it's like having a debate about the intelligence of a character in a movie.

[dollymix15]

the end one nearlie killed me AHAHAHAHA XD

[slakker8000]

The pierce brosnan one is classic

[sciarrottajuve]

Ya look like a million lire! LMAO!

[sean455]

I nearly cry thinking about some of the modern day "celebs" aka targets going to waste because this ingenious bastard isn't on tv.

[bodtorent]

Im afraid that girl in black was not ISABELLA SCORUPCO but Famke Janssen...

[OSASTO41]

LOISTAVA! Kiitos Kiitos! I love Dennis Pennis :D

[KillZnSkillZxx]

what the fuck happened to mike strutter ?

[mcjprr]

he done dennis pennis before mike strutter am sure

i watched goldeneye and i was glued to my seat..otherwise i would have left

love it (:

[marksteven147]

funny as when it coming out on mtv???

[dimebagman08]

ws that a joke?

[devinedj]

Ahem, BBC 2.

[adamskiyo]

This guy is the funniest guy I have ever seen hahaha

"I love it how you take the piss out of yourself and then put it back in"

[SJM12492]

That end part made me piss myself when he got in the car.

[xparox]

"you look like a million lira" hahahaahha

[Soymilllk]

"who gives a shit?.....*BEEP*

[sidneybongos]

CLASSIC, DENNIS SHOULD COME BACK LOL

[SingularityKernel]

This guy is such a loser. Not funny. Not witty. Has a mean streak. And if and when the celebs don't catch on to his insults and the conversation turns polite, he gets uncomfortable and chokes... a total loser.

[SkinnyTieDirtySheetz]

The ending was pure genius!! HAHA AWESOME!

[deanso22]

HaHa Jeff Goldblum BB3 didnt exist then lol!

[watchstrap1]

legend

[todomusika]

fucking genius!! love it!

[adarrm]

lmao, you look like a million lera!

[graemeoliver84]

I hate Youtube videos where some Euro-twerp has put foreign language subtitles over them. Someone from Scandanavia probably wouldn't get the jokes anyway.

[pkzathruz]

the fortunate thing about it though, is that some english twat like you, i guess would have the video without subtitles. i guess that is why you are complaining. since you have the better version.

[graemeoliver84]

You're the twat, because I'm Scottish!

[squidbillie11]

you're the twat, for being scottish, you miserable skirt wearing cunt

[stoph2]

lol! nice one!

[Stickyglasgowbud]

your a ugly, smelly, rotten tooth sad wanker.

[Justbrazils]

an ur a glasweigan scaghead prick

[Stickyglasgowbud]

its glaswegian you old teabag

[chrizg2k]

well, its common to text films/series if it is in another language than where it was broadcasted.. but u didnt get that did u.

[pkzathruz]

that wasn't izabella scorupco.

[fridrih14]

famke janssen

[TyreseCampbell]

Yh what the hell was that about? Famke is so much hotter. How dare they get that wrong.

[fridrih14]

i totally agree...

famke is so hotttt...

she's mmmmmm...

[Zoza15]

LOL Jeff Goldblum has fooled!!!..

He dont Watch BBC 3 in england?..

LOL! LIAR!!..

[nogginzinc]

the joke was BBC3 never even existed around 1995, lol. just bbc1 and 2.

[69flamez69]

hahahahahaha he just goes and jumps in some celebs car hahahahahah

[Kleavers]

'Can I join you guys?' OMFG XD!

[amoreztytytt]

Genius-bring him back on!

These so called 'celebs' deserve nothing less.

[BdolfVanNille]

HE din't have a chance against the two chicks, Barrimore and Co.!!!

[DASLIBERTINE]

courtney love

[Mikey2936]

I love the one with Jeff!

[Xploratio]

"may I join you guys" "sure" and he tapes them LOLOLOL

[edmundsampo]

lol kevin costners a prick he ruins every film he's in. Also pierce brosnan "do the papparazi ever get tired of you following them around ?" - classic

[oh8seven]

Were you just watching shooting stars?

[LTJLover334]

the last bit was the funniest lol

[iinstigator147]

looooooooooool! @ elizabeth taylor you look like a million lira.

[jean4you]

i think he really wanted to dig demi moore, and get physical with her lol

[graemeoliver84]

@iinstigator147 That was Joan Collins.

[fadest124]

Only Jeff Goldblum survives with his dignity intact. And he does so in suave style. :)

[burnsyboy2007]

BBC 3 now exsists ha ha!

[skylarkio]

he was the best bubble burster in the business-you can use that

[ThatRagingBull]

For an American Jeff Goldblum is a very calm yet funny guy. Dennis and Jonathan Ross have completly taken the piss out the him and he laughs it up.

[Camelsarse]

Jeff was great in this clip. I'm pretty sure he knew he was being had. I wonder if Pennis could make a comeback?? Maybe a little too well known now, certainly in the UK....

[oasis11991]

this guy should come back onto present tv again...it would be so funny!

[dbyrnerulz]

"What a slapper" lol two meanings

[rylze]

can i shake your hand plz! ahhhhhhhhh just kidding lol

[lazarus8989]

check out dat weird bitch 3.55 haha wot the fuck is with her!!? She scared me.....

[Telegramsam87]

The last bit cracked me up lol!

[Durbs75]

For the benefit of younger viewers, there was no such thing as BBC3 in the mid '90s. Piers put in a good performance though.

[jwood36]

Jeff Goldblum a legend and 10 years ahead of his time lol

[swanseaboy]

''hey, what a slapper'' LMFAO.

She didn't know what it meant tho coz she isn't from the UK, hilarious.

[punchandjudas]

goldblum is so camp. hilarious.

[CobrasVenom]

at 0.04 bruce willis looks like he's going to puch dennis

[nickyjns]

Classic

[AcademyAwardsGirl]

Drew Barrymore owns! I'm glad she overcome her problems.

[mickswann]

The Demi Moore one is my favourite, brilliant.

[pattire]

Funny As Fux

[djcutslut]

DENNIS PENNIS IS A LIVING LEDGEND!!! Please make a come-back!!! R.I.P

[billybee360]

class