Darwin Award Dimwits 5 - Grand Theft Dimwit

[mrpanda1011]

Bitch at the end deserved it lol

[808poseidon]

the last video was funny as shit lol

[MrRealornot]

Do it now, or I'm going to taszszszsze you. . . because I don't want to ruin my manicure.

Times two.

[MrRealornot]

Do it now, or I'm going to taze you. . . because I don't want to ruin my manicure.

Times two.

[ulkord]

great channel

[lispectorando]

The girl in the elevator destroying that guy was the best thing I've ever seen!

[stevensw]

lol, santa played football in high school

[Imakoochan]

to the lady in the elevator who suplexed that guy. I don't know what you look like and I don't care. If by some freak of nature, you're not already taken, please marry me.

[Boomachucka]

Top comments are 100% right. Cop did his job.

[marochima2]

1:37 nice one, bet he never saw that one coming!

[19RedLineR74]

I hate police brutality... But in instances like these, I love it when stupid people get beat up by the police. It's just awesome! Do what police tell you to do. If there's brutality involved, you can sort it out in the court.

[Peter20UK]

@19RedLineR74 exactly... the officer warned her numerous times and she was just being a bitch. So she got rightfully pwned for it

[Culturealimprovement]

@frankoneilljr @photon72 @chuffo12 @RockstarHQ1 @MiakiFaith @chrisklecker If a policeman was acting like that towards me i would have to consider him to be a terrorist and i would make a citizens arrest of him. I would slam him to the ground and cuff him.

[Boomachucka]

@Culturealimprovement Hahaha, I would like to see you try to do that...

[Culturealimprovement]

@Boomachucka I am already teaching young norwegians how to do exactly that in case it happens again- read about 22/7.

[AshLikeSnow01]

HOLY SHIT DID THAT CHICK JUST GERMAN SUPLEX THAT ROBBER?!?!?!

can't really call that darwin awards - i mean i don't think thats to be expected....

[Epostaxis]

well, she got out of the car finally...

[RockstarHQ1]

wow,I want to be a cop so I can tase assholes like her

[chuffo12]

The last woman had ages to do what the cop said, but she didn't, serves her right!

[joshjhutton]

Seems that the taser is the new fire hose for civil disobedience

[TenouHaruka0]

Another reason why Santa RULES!!!

[MiakiFaith]

The officer did a good thing. She broke law, he just did his job.

Warned her many times, probably more times then he needed to.

He let her choose, she made her choice.

There was absolutely no abuse of power imho.

[ulkord]

@MiakiFaith yes but the second time was pointless. also tazing is not really the right way to go even if she is such a bitch. just bitch slap her that will do 2

[Hjarninfarkt]

@MiakiFaith Also bercause the officer refused to give the woman his badge or veichle number he is not even to be considered as a policeman. A uniform is not sufficcient proof of his authority! In this situation you have every reason to assume that you are facing a robber or kidnapper and fight back for your lfe. And you really should, cause that has happened on a number of ocations. A serial rapist used a fake police uniform here in sweden a few years back for example...

[Bambalotta]

I find it hard to believe that anyone who calls themselves an American can enjoy the last video or in any way think that the woman was in the wrong. Did she pose a threat to that officer? No...

[MrZazzer]

@Bambalotta you dont taze if you pose a threat you taze if they are unresponsive or will not cooperate as in refusing to sit down or stop walking or somthing like that if they pull a real gun they have to have a gun or knife themselves

[SuperBenzid]

@Bambalotta I think police have to have some recourse to deal with unresponsive people otherwise just doing their job would become impossible.

[sobondaniel]

@Bambalotta you so right

"land of freedom" = bullshit

[andyjoeliu]

Last one was epic..lol

[photon72]

I admire cops for dealing daily with assholes. I would empty my gun after my firts 10 minutes on the job.

[Spidaboy130]

@lololololololololoololoAndTHI­ZISAComment

[frankoneilljr]

I want to Thank that cop for shooting her with a tazer. I'm sure everyone wished they could get that kind of satisfaction!

[3nasacova]

Getting tased can't be as bad as it's been made out to be. After the first go, that silly bitch went for a second turn and by the sound of it shes asking for a third.

The racket she was making when she was getting tased was not that much worse than the racket she was making anyway.

[poperpatrick]

why the officer shoot the guy for saying he gonna press charges? where was that taken?

[tobs22]

stupid blax

[WillShakespeare2007]

I can't believe the shit American cops get away with. Land of the free my arse. Unbelievable...

[kpreston69]

@WillShakespeare2007 I bet the next time this dumb bitch will do what she's told.

I aint got to do wat you say. I love to laugh every time some ghetto girl get's owned, maybe if she stayed in school and was edumicated then she would have known not to talk back.

Now I am sure that she has more charges against her than just a speeding ticket.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@kpreston69 - "maybe if she stayed in school and was edumicated" - Oh the irony. The cops in the states are like Nazi prison guards. You want to live in a country where you cops can just attack you fine. Personally I want to live somewhere where my freedom and rights are respected.

[kpreston69]

@WillShakespeare2007 I'm sorry, I never had a problem with the police because they have no reason to STOP me. I obey the law and don't look suspicious. I wear my pants completely up and cooperate. A simple here's my identification and then I'm on my way. What purpose to start a bitch session? Just because of the principle? Do you honestly think a cop wants to be spending the rest of his day being pissed because some ass gave him lip, he doesn't want to be bothered with you either.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@kpreston69 - I don't break the law but they should not attack people for speaking back to them.

I will give you an example of a vacation experience in the U.S.

I was in a burger place. A fight spilled out from a bar over the road was in front of the burger bar. Cops arrived, arrested those fighting and then came in the burger place screaming and threatening everyone. One guy tried to explain and was beat to the floor. We'd paid & food place did nothing wrong. This is just fascism.

[kpreston69]

@WillShakespeare2007 What an interesting scenario, sorry, I never experianced that.

Maybe because I am a white guy and don't get into those things. However when you are raised with a lifetime of blacks getting out of hand and running around with their pants below their asses and shitty attitudes then you wonder why they get beat down. Blacks REFUSE to join society so I have no sympathy for them and laugh when a beat down occurs, you act stupid in public then you get what you deserve period.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@kpreston69 - I guess you are right maybe. In the U.K. those problems are very small. We have population of 60 million and only 41 shooting death sin 2009, so the police can not do things like this, they can still be pricks but not taser you like this.

Our cops don't even carry guns or tasers. They carry pepper spray but you would have to take a swing at them before they used it.

[mychokehold]

@kpreston69 you stupid, stupid fuck, for so many reasons.

[mychokehold]

@WillShakespeare2007 abusers of power. they get off on it.

[MrBobbyloco]

only good cop is a dead cop

[buugiman78]

They should have used a bullet. What a useless piece of shit whore...

[Misterwhalley88]

Shit, that lady in the elevator's got some fucking moves. Did not see that coming!

[allen42b]

i want to know what chase that was at 1:22 - 1:26, because that ending was funny

[3one7crew]

i kind of hoped that tazer was a gun at the end. cops just don't get paid enough to deal with these morons.

[ur2c8]

I love to hear the bitch squeal.

[Obiwan198]

lol is it me or are cops kinda sadistic fags?

[sidhucer00789]

@Obiwan198 a badge is like a get away with murder license

[nizkar]

@sidhucer00789 Don't you think that's a bit exaggerated?

@Obiwan198 I don't think they were sadistic. They gave her a legitimate amount of warnings and she wouldn't comply so I think their actions were justified by their "clients" moronic attitude. Call me whatever you please, but I think that idiots should be let known that they are idiots even if it took a little bit of legal physical force. Tasing at the end of the clip was totally legal and properly executed.

[helhound11]

holy shit that girl in the elevator was fucking awesome!

[QuestionableVids]

oh man that last part is what i respect

[kubaniski]

That last cop got fired

[selowone]

@kubaniski how do u know??

[justbcuzXD]

santa must have played football as a kid..

[laughingjester23]

Santa's a crime fighter!!! Even on work hours :D

[TheCutterschoice]

people dont understand that the police need to check out a situation to make sure they are safe and their fellow cops xD tbh I recon she was doing somthin dodgey , she acted highly suspisious i may be wrong xD she could be an idiot

[TheCutterschoice]

Im not a major fan of the police, but they were right to taze that woman XD they told her multiple times and she didnt comply, she could of had anything on her like hard drugs or weapons, and when she went calling someone possibly for help.... thats usualy a sign she might be up to somthing no good...and possible danger for the 2 police officers...

[MrGreenTrees420]

OFC MCNEVIN!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAajjaa35]

You are doing 35, show me your license. No I'm gonna need your name and car number for when I take this to court. Stupid lady

[dycarbon1]

1:44 The shield was pretty badass. I didn't know banks had them.

[BartmanSomething]

If I ever got a chance to kill that cop, I'd fucking cut off his nuts and shove them down his throat till he stopped breathing.

"get out of the car or I'm going to taze you" -- to a woman... does that sound fair to anybody here?

Little Bitch ass trick thinking he the shit. I'd fucking slit his throat

[orkasteez]

@BartmanSomething your an idiot the cop was more than nice to that retarded bitch she didnt fucking listen and she got what the fuck she deserved

[cinesimonj]

@orkasteez Sad little fascist

[orkasteez]

@cinesimonj no i am all for saying fuck the cops but at the same time dumb ass hicks need to know when the fuck to chut up and follow commands shes just a whiny idiot

[TheRealWasteland3r]

@BartmanSomething Yeah, she didn't cooperate and he was being rather calm the entire time. I would have done the same thing; she was very irrational.

[cinesimonj]

@TheRealWasteland3r ugh you people.

You really do approve of a police state, don't you?

Sickening.

[TheRealWasteland3r]

@cinesimonj Dude, get over yourself. The cop was in the right.

[dycarbon1]

@TheRealWasteland3r

What would McClain do? Haha

[95ellington]

@BartmanSomething You think thats bad? Take a look at Russian or Chinese police. 

[lukafafrenz]

tazers were invented to stop police from fatally shooting suspects armed with toy guns -- they were never designed as an alternative to a billy-club -- i hope that officer mcnevin (that pitiful excuse for a peace officer) lost his job and was sued into poverty for bullying an unarmed women for a traffic ticket -- he must have some really tiny penis for sure

[lacoola10358]

@lukafafrenz lol you're an idiot

[lukafafrenz]

@lacoola10358 should i bother replying? it's surely only a matter of time before you star in one of these vids yourself -- oh well, hope you enjoy the tazing as much as this traffic violator did (i guess you sympathise with the cop because you too have a tiny penis?)

[lacoola10358]

@lukafafrenz LMFAO you are making a joke out of yourself. When did penis size come in to this...someone is insecure.

[lukafafrenz]

@lacoola10358 yeah, a small penis can make men insecure (glad you're getting it) & perhaps be a reason why some need to taze unarmed women, or respond to logical arguments with "lol you're an idiot" -- but insecurity can also come from having sh-t-for-brains -- is that closer to your pathology, genius?

[Revxss]

Being a law enforcement officer is hard enough without having to walk on egg-shells because you are always worried about someone calling police brutality.

I'm all for tazers myself. If people would just follow what they are directed to do, and be peaceable, then there would be no need for the police to resort to harsher methods.

[nyhardcore18]

ok...umm.this is were i get pissed and rant about the bullshit in this video.

the clip were the guy gets run over..i don't care what he's done.the guy was unarmed..at least he didn't have anything in his hands, running him over with a big truck is brutality, anyone with a fucking brain should know that.the clip of the cop grabbing the guy by the throat for not listening...again..anyone with a fucking brain should see that , that was bullshit.the guy wasnt presenting a threat of any kind

[nyhardcore18]

@nyhardcore18 to the police officer,and also, like killer33426 and tarrken have said, the taser is supposed to be used in self defense . but, police wonder why no one respects them..and people are afraid of them."do what we tell you or we will beat you till you do!" its bullshit.oh another thing...its not illegal to flip a cop off, and does NOT justify beating the person with a baton....WELCOME TO THE POLICED STATE OF AMERICA!

[TheNitschke22]

@nyhardcore18 shut the fuck up! brutality bullcrap. Why does everyone expect cops to be some super human of patients!? They deal with the WORST kinds of people day in day out. and they get NO thanks, and a crappy wage. If i had to deal with some fuck head ive never met in my life getting in my face flipping me off i would beat the prick! If i was doing my job and pulling someone over and they were being uncooperative, whiny and just straight up immature i would tase their ass!

[nyhardcore18]

@TheNitschke22 the point i was making you fucking ignorant prick, was its against the law, and there oath.they expect up to obey the law, wile they break it because there job sucks? fuck that, if they don't like there job then don't do it.they swear to protect and serve the public, and the constitution.but regularly break this oath and betray the public's trust.police brutality is,and can not be excusable by any means, judging by your comment you've never had to deal with such a police officer.

[tarrken]

@killer33426-- Having worked in law enforcement myself I fully agree with your statement.

[Riotx761]

get tazed you mouthy bitch.

[idontknowmuch2]

@killer33426-- we are not what we used to be, my friend. America is slowly changing and slowly degrading itself...

[killer33426]

The last one, I agree she was a bitch, but the problem is, tasers were meant to be for self defense prior to resorting to deadly force. This example is what they have come to be used for nationwide - "pain compliance", and that is not right and not constitutional. It's a "police state" technique used in communist and other repressive countries, and should NOT be used here.

[killer33426]

The last one, I agree she was a bitch, but the problem is, tasers were meant to be for self defense prior to resorting to deadly force. This example is what they have come to be used for nationwide - "pain compliance", and that is not right and not constitutional. It's a "police state" technique used in communist and other repressive countries, and shout NOT be used here.

[justin91183]

I like how he starts the power trip then rambles off a bunch of bullshit tickets. well it might be ok to taze a women by law but god or maybe someones who thinks their god will take care of these pussy ass cops if you've ever been harassed before then you would ask the same questions she was. The cop was probably known for this type of thing.

[CABLEMANAGER]

Chilled that black bitch out real quick

[Nella333]

at 1:26 running the guy over was so wrong his legs were messed up

[0supercaleb0]

im with chris

[chrisklecker]

Seriously people. Does anyone ACTUALLY watch this video or did you only see what you wanted to see. The last video starts out normally. The officer told the woman MULTIPLE times to see her license. She did not cooperate with that. After spending what seemed ten minutes on that he told MULTIPLE times that he would tase her if she did not comply. These cops did NOT just pull her over walk up to her car and tase her. Why don't you understand the situation before making an ignorant judgement call.

[pillowbugg]

@chrisklecker Totally agreed!! Police did their jobs the way they should have.

[SpyroxCynder]

@chrisklecker

Though I mean. It does seem to be kinda over the top to taze someone because of a speeding ticket.

[eberik]

@SpyroxCynder She wasn't doing as she was told, she was recklessly driving, and blatantly defying a cop. They have the power to do it

[justin91183]

@chrisklecker when someone wont listen to me i punch them in the face its the same thing right.

[DiSoNeNcBoI]

wow tazer the woman was unnecessary...

[Cril15]

@DiSoNeNcBoI he gaver her about 16 warning, "Step out of the car or i will Tazer you" i think she heard him enough

[Neyonius]

@DiSoNeNcBoI she was warned multiple times of the impending tazing, its her own fault, female, male, black, white none of that matters, she defied a police officer that was doing his job. I'll admit that and I fucking despise the police.

[ArtWritesPlace]

Personally, I hate cops. They are legalized violence and thuggery, legalized gang and legally armed...what does that tell you about the jurisdiction that gave them the power. Power to the people.

[altheathepirate]

Wow you people that agree with the cop better NOT be american "The Land of the Free"? LOL Doesn't look very free to me, tazed and shouted at for not wanting to get out of the car. Do they blow your brains out if you resist arrest or what?

[Gnoma2345]

@altheathepirate omg THE BITCH SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE CAR! god damn she would have gotten out of it

[jkao328]

@altheathepirate I get ur point, but he DID give her an order and he asked her many times before/after he pulled out the tazor. Refusal or even just going limp when given an order is illegal bcs it's resisting. Once in a while they will shoot somebody for resisting arrest usually bcs they feel that thier lives r being endangered -or bcs the cop is just crazy. During training, they watch horrible films about cops getting killed bcs they werent on their toes, so they'll do everything to survive.

[spaceyrules]

Typical of that mentality....ignore what is being asked of you, answer questions with questions and wonder why you get tased...they also always need to call somebody when something goes down, like they can't possibly handle anything on their own.

[SockyAEDkyNZ]

i hate Police.

[anotherblonde]

What are you people on? In what way is it ok for two men to brutalize a female in this way? What if it was your mother/sister/wife/daughter - it's NOT OK. Does no one remember the Nazis? Gandhi said "Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err". She certainly erred.

[ltflermy]

Holy shit! Dude's leg @ 1:25!!! That's so hard to watch

[insrumentalist365]

Don't fuck with the po po. Lol.

[54013962]

last one is definetly best one, she was begging for it. serves him right. Cops FTW

[bottlecapbill19]

It just doesn't pay to be an idiot. She called her mother because the cop pulled her over? What a twit.

[paulblackpb]

fact. she is a stupit cunt.

[ltflermy]

@bottlecapbill19 Isn't it a woman? It sounded like it, and she was calling someone named "Mark", I thought. Maybe I am wrong.

[mychokehold]

@bottlecapbill19 oh shut up you stupid fuck

[pixelape99]

nothing sweeter than the sound of a dumb ghetto bitch being tazed

[4ndyh3inrich]

Oh my god that last one was hilarous. I would have paid good money to have been there in person to see that.

[JimmyBitchFace12]

yeah i'm sure cops walk around all day saying that. faggot. i do hate the popo though.

[Positrack1]

I'm usually the last person to defend traffic cops, but that obnoxious bitch was beggin' for it.

"Aaaaaaaahahahhhgggrrrgaggaaa!­!!!! You're killin' me!!! Aaaaahhhhhh!!"

Beautiful, just beautiful. Stupid, loud-mouthed bitch.

[leonnuggetz]

she's not a victim, she's a volunteer

[Dragst3er]

XDDD electro shoker

[koponenii]

that cop is pure idiot whit force.

[melodicdreamer72]

Wish I could have been there to see that last one in real life. That was so called for. Should have just kept on tasing her until it was spent, then the other cop should have unloaded his taser on her some more until either I or her crapped their pants...I would have lasted about 5 more minutes laughing...not sure how long she would have...oh the fun it would have been.

[pixelape99]

hahahahahah

that sounds like some awesome japanese game show:

"Taze, or, Poooooooooooooooooooop!"

[TheHellBound666]

chick at the end deserved the pain lol

[fizmo909]

she was an idiot, but the police are far too tazer happy.

as for lildutch4021, typical uneducated waste of space.

[lloydd08]

hhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaahhhhahahaha­hhahahahahahahhaahaahahahhahah­ahahahahahahahhaaha

stupid bitch got what she deserved

[crushfan76]

Woman at end...thank you sir amy I have another! funny!

[bringdapainGER]

taze her!!

[Leon7631]

PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! I cant!!! *gets tazed agian* AHHHHH!!!!!!

Lol fat chick walking by 5:59

[Leon7631]

Lol! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!! Icant!!!!!!!! *Gets tazed agian* AHHHHHH!!!!!

lol fat chick walking by 5:59

[BlackSoulOfHeaven]

wow that is one really stupi bitch in the en, if that was the cop that was tol to F* off it was over much faster

[lildutch4021]

typical nigger at the end

[TrustYourOwnInstinct]

Last one. Beautiful.

She wanted attention. She got some.

[XXweedboyXX]

ROASTED TAZE BITCH

[christo930]

@XXweedboyXX Why do so many people think this is OK? Why is it OK to taze people for minor infractions? Would he have been justified beating her? Hundreds of people are killed from these things every year, just in the US.

[ishikawa92]

Pwned by lady in elevator who knew how to wrestle.

[pryce101]

yeah german suplex sick

[flappyjockstrap]

@ishikawa92 apperantly it was a little girl iv seen it before somewhere else

[Neyonius]

@ishikawa92 German Suplex FTFW! I had to watch that 12 times to believe it xD

[QuestionableVids]

@ishikawa92 german suplex

[Panz82]

@ishikawa92 so fake

[emc2fu]

damn!! hell yeah she had it coming! haha

[muchlove59]

hahaha, mouthy bitch at the end got owned. On the floor bitch, got i love it when stuck up little fucks get whats coming to them

[19five1919]

dumb bitch got what she deserved. you respect officers of the fucking law..

[dustbunny47]

i love it that bitch got what she had coming

[xHizukax]

screams like a bitch...mwhaahaahah

[freshprinceofbalham]

SHE GOT TAZED BIATCHHH

[doritos180]

bitch at the end deserved it 100%

[NPTwiggs]

ja i disagree, think the lady at the end was a dumb bitch, why not just be nice to the man with weapons. Makes sense to me.

I have no idea why people give attitude to policemen, especially when they actually are breaking the law.

[cloggerdempsey]

You, sir, are an extremely intelligent person.

I thank you.

[jamsta28]

that lady at the end was a f****** B****

(on a side note, who else thinks that she is going to loose her lawsuit)

[Guitarstar300]

Santa is a BADASS!!!

[ravenx25]

" I caaaan't I can't!!"

[Leviathan0109]

God these people are idiots.

Especially the lady at the end.

[yasmas1]

3:15 LOL