Dane Cook - The Chicken Sangwhich

[thegroovysmoothie19]

GAY LORD *snickers*

[cutechick15f]

is there a video for this?

[cowdust51]

@cutechick15f no there isn't.

[kcmckindsey]

48 people are 5:28 's

[DeGoodChannel]

LOL I LOVE DANE COOK PLEASE UPLOAD MORE

[wjrshepherd10]

LOL No Problem... GAY LORD!!!! LMFAO!

[Medfieldzz]

thumbs up if you did what he described at 2:24

[killzoomer]

@Medfieldzz I swear I literally did it!!

[taylornruby4evr]

lol lol lolllll!!!!!!!!!!!!! oohhhh 47 haters maaaaan



[Bridgeknapek]

Dane Cook Fuckin Rocks!

[Demonfox59]

Iiim dumb XDDDD

[danielmrussell]

Damnit. I want to like this, but at the moment 2,000 people already do, and I don't want to screw up the count!

[patriotsmakemesick]

@danielmrussell i already got that.

[goofey708]

@danielmrussell

screw it hard and let the number grow to a 3000 man we need to aim higher xD !!

[CheddarBob39]

Dane Cook is the best at telling stories. lol.  This was hilarious.

[deputyseal409]

WHERE IS THE FULL VERSION?!

[Ejwoods08]

I don't even care what people say about dane cook. I have some good memories with this guy.

[littlemissred12]

lmao now I wanna go to Burger King and argue with the gaylord at the counter about my sangwich and fries.

[jameroo3498]

i learn so much vocab from him xD

[GYCMAGNIFY]

you cut out the part where he yells at the annoying guy who keeps while he is talking.

[JxVink]

"hes a fuckin douchebag, and i dont know why" haha i lol'd

[dookeland8]

Wow Dane has such a vivid jargon, like if you looked up what kibosh meant after he said it

[TheJerseyJenn]

it filled me with GLee

[numbah1ful]

bk fries are best. i can understand dane

[MikeParrottaVlogs]

So...did he ever get the ketchup?

[IzzyInc27]

i love bk's french fries

[IzzyInc27]

thats a really sucky ct-2004, looks like a cement truck

[123boy123boy12345678]

45 people have xbox 360 pal and not ntc

[purebredsk8er]

@123boy123boy12345678 i have xbox gotta problem with it lol

[RockinChick254]

Dance Cook always teaches me new words (:

[gangkapak]

@RockinChick254 lol so true, snarky ( i discovered its a word)

[MrAnonymous1123]

paint skills bro wtf maybe!

[pinkypiedinosaur]

every time i go to BK i ask for a chicken sangwich. and i literally say/ ask for a chicken sangwich.

[Mousergirl12]

1:29 CREEPER

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

ONE SECOND FUCK-PAL-FACE

[wjrshepherd10]

LOL NO Problem... GAYLORD!!!! XDDD Laughed so hard juice came out my nose!!!!!! XD

[thespacebat]

man that last part made me laugh so hard I farted!

[TheShadowmimic1]

i love how both top comments are the same

[Oceandreams705]

He still never explained why he called it a "sangwhich"

[tylerdavis118]

This isnt the full video asshole

[xArchAngeL01x]

good to know I'm not the only one who gets treated like shit at bk and fast food

[girllost131]

lol

[pinkypiedinosaur]

haha. the sign says Buger King @ 0:43 OMG thats what i use to call Burger King i would call it Booger King XDDD

[bubglub]

gigeygigeygo al right

[mnypwrrspkt]

GAYLORD hagahahahaha 

[mnypwrrspkt]

makes me want some fries

[JAZALANA2]

45 people are gaylords

[ROLLERBUG]

YES!

[xReinforcementz]

FUCK-PAL-FACE

[pinkypiedinosaur]

42 people didnt get their chicken sangwhich

[The98knuklz]

42 ppl are douchbags at the bk lounge..

[rumeshelay]

This always cheers me up when I'm pissed/sad. XD

[miriamhinata]

this is fucking hilarious! greeat job !! if yu made this.. and lol dane cook is hilarious fer sure,. he rocks!! XD ^^ :3 :P

[wjrshepherd10]

Cheif!!! LOL

[CalicoKitteh]

42 people are Fuck-Pal-Faces

[xXDeadMan9612Xx]

FUCK-PAL-FACE

[MrSkatemaestro]

i laughed so hard at the fuck face part

[techevelyn1]

he forgot master chief :D

[shawtygudums]

42 ppl have neva had a chicken sangwich!!!

[LuigiMario98982]

42 people are fuck-pal-face gaylords.

[powertotehchord]

why do the BK fries look like mcdonalds fries lmao

[dmhuua]

INCINERATION

You're the Insult Master!

[kingstt100]

Which show was is this?

[KamilaDewhurst]

gay lord. hahaha

[dmanstheone]

What's that guy yelling...? "Make it happen man!" ?

[GingerAMVs]

@dmanstheone

He's just some random heckler.

[ahhhhhron]

fuck - face!

[BowDownMortals]

FUCK-PAL-FUCK! >:O

[vistaclack]

did anybody else notice that alot of parts were skipped over

[RioEllington]

41 people are gaylords. XD

[Mileyfan17034]

it was so fast! Like a katana

lol like if you know what a katana is, because I know none of my friends have a clue :D

[Kittie8294]

@Mileyfan17034 Yes, a katana is a sword. Unless you play Mortal Kombat...which case Kitana is one of the characters you can play as. But for me...Kitana is my five year old little sister. No joke.

[katterainia]

@Mileyfan17034 a katanna is like a japanease style sword

[Mileyfan17034]

@katterainia I know that... I was just saying that a lot of people I know don't know what it is...

[katterainia]

@Mileyfan17034 oh sorry i didnt read the sentance right

[SPROUSELOVER224]

40 people never got their sangwitch ._.

[NekoRini]

wtf is a sengwhich?

[EmmyThaQueen5]

you gotta love this guy

[Remzi101]

one second fuck pal face lmao

[crysisgamefan2]

THat BK dude made 40 accounts to dislike this video

[iiPurpleMango]

lol

"no problem.....GAY LORD"

i jumped out of my seat and i was BURNEDDDD

[numbah1ful]

@iiPurpleMango you could feel the burn from the screen

[T800rule]

Dane's archenemy

[lewok99]

you cant beat a classic like gaylord

[mater711421]

win

[FakeSmiles4U]

lmao!!!! XD

fuck-pal-face!!

love you dane!! :)

[FireAlarmMan458]

40 people were hired by that guy that worked at BK.

[fungoku123]

40 people are gay lords

[JeremySwass]

Buger king haha love the video

[chocoluver4]

pause at 4:11...it's funnier 4 me cause theres a hated teacher at my school named dr pal LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gothicIRKENprincess]

When he said sangwhich reminded me of something that the old childhood show of mine THE ANGRY BEAVERS would have said.

[rgrim93]

And they looked so dandy :)

[AppleJacksAlex]

Did he ever get his ketchup?

[caityrockstar]

no problom..........GAY LORD.............LOLOLZ

[Roofroller]

ONE SECOND FUCK-PAL-FACE

[king12715]

like if u thought at first that it actually said sandwhich but then looked again and saw sangwhich :]

[Cookington]

40 People didn't get their chicken sangwhich.

[91FroSt91]

I seriously love that XD

Thanks for making this :D

[91FroSt91]

@91FroSt91 And that actually happened to me before ... Introducing 2 friends of mine to each other ... and as soon as one of them hears the other friends name she was like "Oh you name is Nevine ? Oh I'm sorry .. We can't be friends" *turns and walk away* o_O

[locosychocrazy1]

Yeah it bothers me when someone calls me buddy, and I dont like them. Makes me wanna slap their face off!

[Disneychica441]

one of those dislikes is chief gaylord

[MoeGreensRightEye]

ha ha shenanigans ha ha. Would somebody please shoot this fucking imbecile.

[puggly24]

LoL!!!! :D

[thenatedognc]

lololololololololol

GAYLORD!

[thenatedognc]

lololololololololol

[TheNachoKat]

PAL

BUDDY

CHIEF

GAYLORD.

I must use these.

[234Assassin]

37 people are gay lords

[Eminemrapking4ever]

@234Assassin no 37 people are Fuck-Pal-Faces

[noface181]

fuck pal face lol omg i cant stop laughing!!!

[papermariorulez11]

37 people are gay lords

[xXEmoAngel82Xx]

0:43 buger king

xD

[carmelldansen1]

1:26 smiley on crack xD

[schlockFX]

what album is this off?

[CelloChick14]

@schlockFX This is from his "Retaliation" skit. I have the entire thing on my iPod lol x)

[midnightthetiger]

no problem... GAY LORD

[xxSceneAngel666xx]

37 people are friends with the gay lord

[CeruleanFox]

37 people didn't get their ketchup, and their dollar bills ripped in half with dimes flying in their eyes

[3KASEY3]

i <3 that chief being confused thing!!!!

[colin2631]

5:23 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[VolcanicMonkey]

the 37 ppl who disliked this "wats up PALs"

[cpcoasternut]

this made my day, thanks dude

[cocokaa1]

thanks to dane cook i dont say sandwhich anymore.

i now call it a sangwich

[CelloChick14]

@cocokaa1 haha ikr??? everytime I go to a fast food restaraunt I have to catch myself before I order a chicken "sangwich" instead of "sandwich" x))

[redbullover1]

Maybe its your brother :)

[keegan94820]

@redbullover1 lol!

[geglespheler]

-im not your pal, buddy

-im not your buddy, guy

-im not your guy, pal

-im not your pal, buddy

-im not your buddy, guy

-im not your guy.... GAY LORD!!!!!!

[darkfairyhauntsu]

no one beats Gay Lord XD

[lady1998theresa]

sangwhitch>?

[brotherjames10]

why is he holding a mustache to his face?

[TheWolfandcat]

*lol* a sangwhich

[madnessiscool]

35 people got called a gay lord by Dane.

[silverpixie101]

34 are shenanigans

[livefortheater]

chicken sangwhich :)

[shyguy100058]

press 4 and wait a mill-a-second. you hear hahaha

[xjessiexcorex]

klingon!

[ElenaTheMonster]

Fuck-Pal-Face. XD HILARIOUS!

[Smurphette97]

The 34 people that hit dislike are idiots!

[pmastamison]

@Smurphette97 Thanks dude, honestly I made this for fun it really wasn't meant to be a work of art. It's so silly how serious people are about their stick figures...

[Amazingestpersonever]

@pmastamison lmfao they dont care about ur animation they care about the jokes HE tells!

[Thechristianspartan]

@pmastamison people being so serious about their stick figure art could be in a dane cook skit

[MrPoop32]

@pmastamison it dousnt really matter what the stick figs look like to me it has good audio you can understand whats happening in the video thats all i need

[buckielvsmusic]

@pmastamison thanks dude i needed something crazy to look at and listin to was having a bad day this made it better

[MFenix113]

@Smurphette97 when will idiots learn? this is my fave dane cook joke

[LilShawnPerryBoy]

@Smurphette97 u mean 37

[jennylover456]

@Smurphette97 no theyre gay lords

[papermariorulez11]

@Smurphette97 actually it's now 37 people are gay lords

[haloguy09]

@Smurphette97 not really, You, are an Idiot, He could have fucking TRIED to Re-Make what hes saying.

[PikachuMaiden]

sumtimes, if i'm rather upset, i use "my friend", except i only used it like once maybe on a friend of mine, but even though we were friends i don't think my words sounded like it, lolz.

[TheFrigginAwesome]

thumbs up if u are filled with glee cuz u would die for a chick n' sangwhich right now!!!11

[laaasss1]

did anyone else notice that when he sits down and there isnt any ketchup all thats on his plate is like a peice of bacon or something.......

[pmastamison]

@laaasss1 You're kinda right that DOES look like bacon... my bad =)

[TheDestane]

@pmastamison Bacon ^^ is way better than ketchup

[Dreaddylocka]

.......There is no G in Sandwich

[josejalepeno63]

@Dreaddylocka ...thats the joke...

[iEvent88]

@Dreaddylocka he says sangwhich. Hence, g, not d.

[Frenimes]

No problem... GAY LORD! lol dane cook cracks me up.

[ericstubenhofer]

the bk lounge

[ShavanaSalas]

"I just wanna remind you who the guy is, HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!"

[thakingg15]

@ShavanaSalas and i dont know why

[ShavanaSalas]

@thakingg15 Hahaha. I fricken Love this bit.

[Nataliecfv]

On BURGER KING.

You wrote BUGER KING

[Omnipotentguy420]

that guy hit the dislike button 34 times

[FletcherDOA]

I've just changes my appearance and I'm very much like a container... ;)

[DarbyMerce]

Maybe if you put the whole bit up there instead of skipping parts

[HopeLess1212]

thumbs up if u can hear the guy laughing at 0:56 right after "Thats all im thinkin about"

[GenaChristina]

@HopeLess1212 chubby laugh :D

[videomaniac714]

the uncut versions better

[AlexisOnline1]

No problem..GAY LORD!

[dasportzman230z]

33 people are shenanigans

[TheSloppyJoeians]

no problem... gay lord

[hewithy5797]

..we never found out if he got a chicken sangwhich... </3

[mikcarea]

@hewithy5797 are you fucking stupid? if he never got the sangwhich why would he need ketchup... bitch

[Dallasthe1st]

@mikcarea He could have gotten the fries

[scorpio9991]

@mikcarea For the fries?

[JudgementalJosh]

i dnt get it :/

[HalfMoonxJayfeather]

33 people are gay lords.

[PKERSn00b]

GAY LORD