Tantric Pleasure Feels Good! July 20, 2010, 02:41 PM

[Skreamstreams]

you have really funny hair

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Skreamstreams

So happy that I could make you laugh, oh perfect one.

[nityanrtya]

YEAH!

shake that thaang!

WOOHOO!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@nityanrtya

My One-Eyed Monster smiles as he thanks you.

[nityanrtya]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

*blushing*

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@nityanrtya

Roly Poly Fish Headz?

[hellavadeal]

Is linga dealing legal? hahahaha

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@hellavadeal

Now Uncle, you and I both know that it's one of the oldest professions.

[hellavadeal]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 Yeah , but is it legal hahaha

This series Hillarious.

Suplies are limited. Hahahaha

The fish heads song thing had my sides spliting. Hahahaha

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@hellavadeal

So sow your sides back together, alright?

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@rickrulesmyspace

Well Mr. Dagnamit, I will fire Jose at once.

No wonder Taco Bell freaked out and called me to cuss me out.

Jose's still learning the language. You know how Extra-Terrestrial Aliens are.

Tell you what?

We'll send you, Special Delivery Style, our very first pair of Cast Iron Balls ... free of charge, even.

Once again, we're sorry for the inconvenience.

[BMaldonado512]

AY PAPI ESA LINGA ESTA PERO SABROSO!!! lmao...

Im overflowing papi... plz stop ... LOL

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

Oh really?

Which flavor did you order?

[BMaldonado512]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

sugar cane papa ... lol

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

That's one of my best sellers.

We call it CUBAN PEPE.

[BMaldonado512]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

LOL =) =)

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

I do it like a Truck?

CANDELA VIVA!

[BMaldonado512]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

azucar!!!!! lol

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

Ay, you is such a honey bunz, gurl!

[BMaldonado512]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

lol ... y tu eres muy dulce belleza :)

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

They call me Sugah Daddy.

[BMaldonado512]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

yeah ... I bet they do :)

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@BMaldonado512

Nah, no one does, in all actuality.

I'm just an actor.

[Anais2]

Would that be the "Bulldog Tough" Mack truck, then? LOL

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Anais2

Sort of, the delivery company is called REPTILIAN XXX-PRESS.

[rochelle695]

oh really!!!hmmm so just wondering do you have a crystal Pinga? now that would be right up my ally lol omg you just gave me a brilliant idea Shiva WOW yes yes why didn't i think of that before right i need a production line going asap this is going to send woman off the #ucking dial right whats that number again my oh my your entertaining mate.

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@rochelle695

666 - 666 - 6666

Get it while the gettings good, ya hear?

[Anais2]

Ummmm...are you mailing these out in a matchbox or a shoebox? I'm sure your response will affect sales, sir.

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Anais2

Well, they only come in refrigerator boxes.

And sorry, no cast balls as of yet.

[Anais2]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

Marked "fragile"? Good idea, lots of room for bubble wrap I guess?

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Anais2

No, not fragile at all.

Marked HEAVY DUTY.

[QuantumDreamDoor]

Lol, I better not say anything, lol!

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@QuantumDreamDoor

What did you say (LOL)?

[QuantumDreamDoor]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 Oh, ha, it must have slipped my mind!

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@QuantumDreamDoor

What slipped your mind, my dear?

[QuantumDreamDoor]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 Oh dear, I can't remember!

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@QuantumDreamDoor

Yeah rightz.

[grosenberg45]

ROFLMAO

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@grosenberg45

Well, I guess you're a satisfied customer.

[grosenberg45]

@N

Not any kind of customer, sorry, I was just reading Anaji's comments

and your replies (LOL)

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@grosenberg45

Oh I'm sorry, sir.

We must've sent you the wrong product.

One Rupaul Yoni on the way ... pronto-like.

[Anais2]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999

Would that be more properly termed "RuPaul Linguini"?  LOL

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Anais2

Hey, don't diss RuPaul, k?

He's a decent Lady.

[grosenberg45]

@N

Yeah, zat's it, Make me the BUTT of your humour once again

Get it, Rupaul Yoni, Butt, ??? (LOL?)

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@grosenberg45

Cause EVRA-BODY KNOWZ S-He's got a GREAT BUTT.

[Anais2]

@grosenberg45

I'm just popping by often enough to cause trouble, Gary. *back to kitchen* LOL

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@Anais2

Uh,I think Gary's busy?

TMI

[grosenberg45]

@N

Nope me, I just sit here and listen to the voices in my head

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@grosenberg45

Wait a minute, wait a minute now ..... are you saying that your DICK can talk?

You are a PHENOMENON.

So tell me, does he ever argue with you?

[grosenberg45]

@N

yes, and occasionally I let him win tho that's gotten me into trouble

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@grosenberg45

Yeah, the Sky Train, I know.

You mooned the Sky Train and he just decided to slip out.

You should put a leash on that thing.

[SuckaFreeSista1313]

L-m-a-o-r-o-t-f ...i totally missed this!!! ...i just checked my subscription and it wasn't set to email me...i don't know how that happened! wait the second song just started...

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@SuckaFreeSista1313

They call me Mr. Mac Truck, you dig?

[SuckaFreeSista1313]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 ohhhhhhh MY God...I just finished laughing my ass off...when you got to the end...I was like: NOOOOOOO! is that why I am the only one attending this class!!?? Well, the truth is out now, rotf...I'm NOT the nun everyone thought I was, LOL. smh!

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@SuckaFreeSista1313

Can you pose for a Naughty Nun Yoni cast?

[SuckaFreeSista1313]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 ...last time I checked my shit still pretty...lmao...what you think? show me yours, I'll show you mine? rotf, I'm having too much fun with this one.

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@SuckaFreeSista1313

HOLD ON; I'll be right there, and shit.

[SuckaFreeSista1313]

@ObaNarayanShivaji999 ...apurate que me derito? gasp! ay papi stop it. =0P

[ObaNarayanShivaji999]

@SuckaFreeSista1313

Hey, you know me, right?

I AIM 2 PLEASE (LOLOLOL)!