Demon Centipede at my door

[conker156]

Ooooo fuck no I would be fucking freaking like hell

[2umayr]

chuck norris uses its blood for hair shampoo... i know wtf i just said is a fail, just give me fking thumbs up

[k0kizzle]

@2umayr You're such a faggot 

[2umayr]

HOLY FUCK

[pipsqueakNZ]

aww, it's so cute!

[faber384]

no wonder you have fucken wildlife in your house!! you need a pest controller,a cleaner and a tetenus shot

[99knight]

i heard that they can go inside a women's Vagina and lay eggs 

[CubanExile]

Dude your floors and door are filthy . . .

[deox13]

This porn has great music..

[sultkam]

Use Raid

[GenralO]

@sultkam gunna need alot more than raid for that.

[ACrunchyCaptain]

Fuck burning houses down. THIS IS WHY WE NEED COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

[zoozki]

kill it with fire!

[S0vereignty]

Thumbs up if your legs felt tingly after watching this

[JGHProductions88]

What the hell gave you the idea to poke it with a stick? Did you think it was a smart idea? lmao

[Illuminatus42]

Kill it, then crucify it and display it as a warning to the rest of it's kind.

[itemforty]

Where is this so I can never go there?

[wow85]

Isn't that the centipede that can kill you from a bite w/ it's venom?.

[CastleRockable]

@wow85 it probably won't kill but it'll hurt like a bitch

[SheemiesonofStanley]

When in nature, I will try my best not to kill any living creature. However when it invades my home it will be treated like any other intruder and die. Hopefully slowly, as to set an example for other intruders.

[bao112233]

who is being tickled right now?

[omgKEWL]

Gave me shivers

[fishmayte]

BURN IT, BURN IT TO ASH

[WifeBeats]

I have a demon in my pants.......it makes me touch my cousin.She is dead.

[MrLockerzhacks]

@WifeBeats ......?

[hailswebzine]

@WifeBeats LMFAO

[jayjayjay365]

for that type its not that big. In asia they can be about 2 times that size and just for fun the have the ability to bite in rapid fire as they run over your foot.

[tomtrollkiller]

Kill it... with a shotgun.

[steevee4610]

You know there's only one way to be sure....

[crip4l1f3]

Catch that bitch with a pokeaball

[ColinResponseTO]

@crip4l1f3 it's spelled Pokéball...

I don't actually care however... couldn't resist! XD

[DrakeDude1]

Holy shit im fucking scared

[Tr1kla]

What the fuck.

[Serkix]

I was like haha that's so fake, just a gummy centipede....OH MY GOD IT'S MOVING!

[god604]

DUDE, THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DONT KILL IT, IT WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR EAR, EAT YOUR BRAINS, AND THEN IT'S GOING TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. FUCKING CALL THE ARMY TO DEAL WITH THIS FUCKER.

[SuperAwesomeSounds]

@crazylambtwoeight LOL!

[dragonballgt132]

WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL IT STRAIGHT OFFF THE BAT, SHIT YOU WANNA KEEP THAT THING RUNNING AROUND AND SHITTT

[MrJimjam247]

reminds me of human centipede :(

[CrazylambTwoEight]

@MrJimjam247 execpt its just a centipede.. involving no sewing of asses to mouths.. :)

[kell0338]

@MrJimjam247 :(

[henrox555]

fukn kill thos bugs, hate those bugs.... any bugs. especialy when u see it and fail to kill it. Then ur scared all night

[Scabia25]

and i thought the 2inch long house centipedes in my house were big, this is just wrong

[Carltanzler]

i would have stomped it to see what color its insides were

[scradleeee]

Gross man.. Why am I looking at this, I'm going to have nightmares

[mccarthy155]

nice place you got there, mouse shit, demon creatures. peeling paint... looks good

[hunkatiel]

Don't piss it off. It'll crawl into your ear while you sleep and lay carnivorous eggs in your brain.

[daenerystargaryen]

burn the house!

[peanutsz321]

i will never sleep peacefully again

[JennaSPN]

I don't know why i am watching this

but i'm horrified.

I applaud your bravery

[murrumini]

i freaked out, when it moved lol

[supermartincharles]

Derp

[EddyDaAzn]

why is the TAG "P1030105" and there are like a bunch of those to the right

[staver76]

@EddyDaAzn Maybe its a camera software which puts it in at default, like somtimes cameras name files .mov and when you upload it you see .mov after the title?

[FusionRising]

dude, FUCK. THAT.

[TheRealDNB]

weedle!

[webkinzluver2001]

Is this your garage?

[saphillips92]

it looked like a toy to start with!

[BicycleTester]

you might want to burn your house down lol That thing is poisonus

/watch?v=C8HSkAr7v5g&feature=r­elmfu

[LAFTA]

Wear a rubber at all times man. That thing will crawl up your japs eye

[LAFTA]

Wear a rubber at all times man. That think will crawl up your japs eye

[flameybadger]

Is it me or does he live in a shack lol

[superduperbri]

Human centipede would be worse!! your lucky haha

[CowsProduceMethane]

A wild Giratina appears!

[FUCKINGNimoi]

Shoot it with a gun.

[HHm0vies]

Oh so thats where Timmy got to!

[lo0lo0007]

why you didn't kill it

what if it came back to you while sleeping or get in your shoes *_*

[fuzzypickle90]

NUKE IT

[MotherGoosexO]

that is fucking disgusting. If that thing come my house I kill it.

[ptrostli]

@MotherGoosexO You'll need either a) A gun of sorts. B) A large amount of flammable liquids and a match. C) A bomb, ideally a nuke.

[madmakeryi]

what the hell is wrong with these people??? It's just a centipede, it's not doing anything to harm us so why the hell we want to blow torch, nuke, or shoot it to hell?

Why the hell do we want to destroy everything in our paths? We are the ones that should get nuked.

[RudeLeaf]

@madmakeryi WTF are you talking about? If that's really how you think life should go, kill yourself. Fuckface.

[GenralO]

@madmakeryi you do have a point, but it is probably poisonous. That said, doing sadistic stuff to it (like using a blow torch on it) is terrible. People who would use a blow torch should be killed. And all the talk about nukes and such is merely exaggeration about how fucking scary that is.

[blubber25]

@madmakeryi

STFU Hippie.

[Silkie341]

Get a Grasshopper mouse as they eat big centipedes for breakfast.

[michaelswales1]

whatever you do don't masturbate 

[Weeman44444444444444]

get the nukes out

[moveyabodysquadpromo]

BLOWTORCH THE FUCKIN THING TO HELL!!

[TVSehion]

U gotta watch the Centipede lover VIETNAMBILL channel to see a guy who has a Centipede like yours as a pet.. Oh my gosh

[Joshismad1]

now thats what i call a human centepede

[betaversion089]

squishing it would be so satisfying

[starofcctv94]

damn nature you scary!

[charliebad]

They're nice deep fried with garlic.

[MsAltarEgo]

Just now, I thought to myself: "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Probably eat that shit for breakfast...

[MsAltarEgo]

Omg omg omg omg omg omg that thing is seriously big enough to fricken eat me!!!!!!

[80scorpio80]

mate, y did u poke the thing?... it was always gona scutter under the house! shoulda just dropt a brick on the feckin thing!

[wtph001]

@80scorpio80 yeaaaa drop a brick! Lebron style!

[CavemanOfficer]

LMAO you guys have the best comments ever

[alteclansingco]

Aren't those type of centipede poisonous?

[BlueDrgnSSu]

AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAYUL EPIC! Now it's stuck under ur house =D

[mrinsanitii]

holy shit! their dangerous man....

[Banez1991]

ew it's disgusting ...

[BeadlesGhostClaw]

Kill it with fire!

[theend1245]

oh so cute

[CalvinT3hOwnage]

All these pussy methods...JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING!!!

[3510211]

Such an amateur man! You got wd40? Good. Go grab a bottle of that shit and a barbeque lighter. Torch the motherfucker before it lays eggs in your bed.

[SassyTheWhiteMaltese]

i'd move. holy hell.

grab your computer and just run. fast.

(don't forget an update post)

[takanoritoriyama]

aggh im eating

[SwagBWC]

shoulda tazed that nigga

[jong8003]

where the fuck do you live lmfao

[iamunforgivable]

USE AN AXE GOD DAMMIT!

[alotz012]

i think it just ate your dog

[AMplayerX]

ew.... i would have caught it on fire

[crephotos]

nasty..and i thought the "house centipedes" that grow 1-2 inches that you see in north america were bad..

[eafanboyssuck]

Rofl the comments here are hilarious! Time to burn down the house XDD

[PhantomXer]

all those years of watching starship troopers is gonna finally pay off.

[Ipwnnubz117]

okay nuke that shit from orbit

[oscarX]

tell me this is the legend of zelda

[YouBoob112]

@oscarX

LMAO that's perfect.

[EsadMujezinovic]

Does anyone else's shirt feel kinda like there is someth...

[summerlystraw]

@EsadMujezinovic haha eff off you got me all paranoid :P

[bao112233]

@EsadMujezinovic OMG..DOES YOUR BODY TICKLE?!?!

[benito4244]

WHY.

[appayipyip]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO.

[notroop]

This is why ratshot was made O.O

[PropheticAnomaly]

Well fuck, looks like I'm having nightmares tonight.

[javinet1492]

Burn the house down.. i agree. Leave all valuables behind!

[TheZipperMuffin]

Fuck, get my gas can

[bwoark]

tHuMbS uP If yOu CaMe FrOm rEdDiT tOo!

[DocAwesome123]

@bwoark

Whats a readdit??? I Digg'd this

[Freecell82]

The best option is to quite literally kill it with fire. Fuck messing with that think, just dump some gasoline on it and drop a match.

[BLMNinc]

omg... u should have set it on fire

[BushidoMusings]

Where do you live? You know, so I can glass your house and everything in a 25 mile radius.

[MrMAZTERbater]

Reddit?

[exotime]

where do you live?

[inglouriousjonny]

You can stay at my house if you want. We'll get some gasoline and we'll burn your house down later.

[kdwormy]

Sorry about your parkinson's bro. I hope it gets better.

[frankiemagoo]

Jesus tap dancing Christ on cracker... I don't even

[Verpych]

Your house is gone now bro!

[MondrosenPrime]

Dude, stick can't even kill a cockroach. Get your shit together. Call the SWAT team or something...

[JGHProductions88]

Dumbass xD

[gloomduckie]

Get a pokeball and try to capture it.

[shaurz]

@gloomduckie Centimon, I chose you!

[MrJ1P3A]

GET YAO MING!!! NOW!!

[92randomdan]

Get some gas and burn that fucking thing.

[nerdysouth]

i wonder if you can teach it to play xbox

[scruffdawgx]

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

[Zyoher]

Just fucking stomp it, shit.

[MRK00ProductionZ]

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

[romanul70]

Why do I keep clicking on these :(...

[InfiniteJustice12]

Use Orbital strike Ion canon...... divert shield to weapons

[F7U12]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sarge777]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKK

[sbd182]

To much centipede, not enough fire, must retreat to secret vault.

[yufice]

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[lily1346]

HOLY SHIT IT'S IN YOUR HOUSE!

[Spo8]

They don't make 5 gallon jugs of gasoline for nothing...

[WSLFAILZ]

"pets and animals"

[larhart]

its time bro... Here, take my flamethrower..

[Hazelrat10]

This is proof that there is no god

[Dexterised]

wtf dude smash it with a fucking pole or something

[Crunor]

So this is how Amnesia started ...

[Archeleusgod]

I jumped visibly scaring my gf who inturn wanted to see this and I'm not getting any today. Fuck. Nuke this from orbit.

[kimano117]

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT FOLLOWS YOU HERE. FUCK THAT SHIT.

You have to sacrifice yourself so the rest of us might live.

[Candlejaxx]

welp. it was a good run, but i think it's time you burn your house down

[waya121]

dude these things eat giant spiders for breakfast ;\

[JustinHFX]

Fuck. Everything. About. That. Shit.

Time to dust off and nuke the site from orbit. its the only way to be sure.

Reddit sent me.

[shroomguyali]

You need to MacGyver your way out of this. Combine the stick with the bobby pin and paperclip, then douse the thing in gasoline and light it on fire.

[Flimsyspork]

You guys seen that bobby pin, right?

[Dowobobe1]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! WTF BURN IT

[rcropper]

oh jesus this is like that movie "the mist".....

[deepspire]

Those things eat all sorts of nasty creatures, even each other.

[richerite]

U cud just lift and throw it somewhere .

[pierronry]

@richerite wow malicious ignorance

[VintageRooster]

It's like my nightmares appeared at your front door.

[TheDeadDoug]

I found this difficult to fap to

[lincis]

REDDITTOS INVADING YOUTUBE!!

IS THIS THUMBS UP THE UPVOTE?

[3rkid2]

I literally shreiked several times during this traumatic video.

Kill it, NOW.