Rhino Boner

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[BWHORROR]

I've got the weirdest Rhino boner right now...

[01TheTanisimo]

thats his fifth legs

[xXkairi4everXx]

4 videos ago I was watching Cats Yawing, how did it get to THIS?!?! :O

[spyjan1]

Is it a hand?

[serginietor]

5 videos ago I was watching ray william johnson.

WHY YOUTUBE, WHY?

[jetli2188]

Playing a flute and see how it reacts! :P

[NinjaSharkSwaah]

how did i get from burning spiders to here?

[CupHolderz]

WHAT THE FUCK...I DONT EVEN...

[canubreakit]

red rocket xD

[TheGunsable]

you can use as a fighting weapon

[ahmehdimokrini]

Time to delete my history ... AGAIN ! XD

[ipaintyou1]

wonder if he gets light headed from lack of blood to the brain

[styler564]

yes it is a black rhino! ...

[shark1669661]

mines bigger

[Quatschkopp5]

Wtf?

[easternhero255]

Got damn. Not even a horse can compete with that...

[xCyKoxOfficial]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REAL First Few Seconds

[Hurksley]

@xCyKoxOfficial it is real

[ParAnoVVeed]

omg it reaches the ground !

[robbie5826987]

wow and i thought my dick was big :^(

[webkinzlover93ify1]

is that a human hand?

[grace42970]

wtf is wrong with this junk

[kittykatkate25]

Looks like a worm!

[sabajonk9]

let me suck it :o

[JGXDubstep]

looks like an arm



[TheElderTrollsVI]

Son:Dad,wheres my Christmas stocking?

Dad:oh Santa pulled a prank on ya' and put your stocking on that rhino's junk!

childhood ruined.

[TheHyperkid97]

Looks like he's

*puts on sunglasses*

 A little bit horny

YYYEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[MrKrillz0r]

@TheHyperkid97 Best comment ever

[thevideo112]

Its a second tail:D

[awsomeproductions215]

Mines Bigger :P

[BennettCHS]

Ehhh, since I'm here I might as well watch "Bat with a Boner. Funny picture"

[russia50cent]

that's just the 5th leg..

[adkgirlsince01]

weird part of youtube alert.....

[xXToshiro989Xx]

no fair why isen't mine that big

[AtlantaFalconsFan21]

looks... like... a... fricken... snake.......

[sexysinead11]

he's thinking of the rhino out of ace ventura ..

[OwnageNinja1991]

I'm on the weird side of youtube again

[Avatar230594]

I'm still more hung than that.

[15PsYcO]

no, really is that a snake!!!??? xD

[baraclude]

oh wow damn it can move the upper part

[willitflush3d]

Anyone jealous?

[chevy65malibu]

I ment ti say is waving their arm

[chevy65malibu]

Looks like som1 got stuck in there and is waving there a to try to get out

[rascalferret]

kinda remined me of a toy backhoe

[penguinpiebizzle]

O___________e how did i even get here !!!!

[xXRAWRSE7ENXx]

Must be a black rhino.

[Jaso4444]

@xXRAWRSE7ENXx ur comment made my day :P

[5RIPLEY]

@xXRAWRSE7ENXx this comment is by far one of the best i've ever seen on you tube , for a long time !! thanks for making me laugh buddy !! im black btw but i sure enjoyed your comment lol peace from france ;)

[ShuperShickBro]

Im in the weird part of youtube again.

[AmarathAsura]

Well this will make for an interesting topic for conversation later on today....

[ZeXiiCSS]

Enigma sent me! xD

[YouGotTomahawked]

Why did i click on this ?!?

[manuelcolloto]

@YouGotTomahawked There could be a bunch of reasons buddy...1 you like wildlife. 2 you need glasses.3 you like dicks hahahahah (hope you don´t) Cheers !!

[DarknessGerbil552]

@kipperk2010 WHY THE F..K THAT EVERY SINGLE VIDEO IV'E CLICKED ON IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES HAS THIS IN THE GODDAMN COMMENTS

[LyleVertigo]

Yep, that's a Rhino boner.

[Tempe1998]

Im suddenly in that wierd part of youtube again...

[mbudd121]

@Tempe1998 seriously, everyone has to stop saying that. and strangely enough, everyone spells weird wrong.

[OhhWellProductions]

He can move it, man i wish i can move mine!

[manuelcolloto]

@OhhWellProductions I have the solution. Go find a wishing well and wish with all your mind to turn into a rhino hahahaha. If that doesn´t work,then just let someone else move it for you. Cheers.

[jwandhistools]

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

[KillerPain43]

Danm That penis could really poke your out kids

if u watched this ya the biggest fag ever *ps i didnt watch just sayin*

[ThePoopTruffles]

why cant humans have penis of the size of the legs like every animal does

[DLTD]

so now its cool to be hung like a rhino

[Japheth19]

This is how you know that you've gone deep into youtube.

[phoenix1925]

kyriolektika tou akoumpaei sto patwma...

[homervote4president]

Its not a dick, its a snake!

[Gutten111]

wait what?!? how did i come here... why did u record it... so many questions ... i feel sick, have to take a shit...

[purplewotar]

His dick has a knuckle hahahahha

[L3ctronik]

Why am i watching this??? *fap fap fap fap fap fap*

[bighugepeniscock]

It's me!

[TheMINDISUE]

it flaps like a gay mans wrist

[Gregorstuff]

He's training!

[fostakid300]

is that a hand???????????? damnnnnnnnnnnn

[1stmeandyou]

55 people envy the rhino for having a bigger dick! XD

[xEpTICSHOTZz]

Fuck he gets all the ladies

[ImmaEdwardAlric]

ITS OVER 9,000!!

[ShadowTheEchidna]

i have twicer that tiny thing

[galfar9]

It has a mind of it's own o.o

[H4CKERZ90210]

LOL WIERDOS IT HAS 2MILL VIEWS

[ThatMysteriousGuy2]

ummmm ..... wht dus this hve to do wth elphnt fighting rhno?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

IT'S ALIVE!!!!

[thiago0235]

Wtf

[xxFDIDDY88xx]

The awkward moment thinking how did i get here... O.o

[mouzkyller]

thith ith horny.....

[outsidecentre13eagle]

The ladies luv him

[MrBoomba100]

lucky bastard

[GatorBaby06]

no wonder i see so many female zookeepers near the rhino exhibit

[TucciVids]

what the fuck? its swinging and stretching hahahaha

[AndyinmySixx]

Its an arm. Not a dick!! -.-

[Rothschildstyle]

i dont know what to say:) lmao...wtf is that a torpedo!!!! lol. thats shits has its own elbow

[Kenttas]

It is a snake, not a cock. That's 100% normal in wild life

[1firemoon]

wtf ??? did he break his dick or something??? 

[okyeame15]

I want that!!!

[bucket021]

damn



[poopyluv1]

i want it!

[Jaceblue04]

Stewie: Dare card. "Have her do a strip-tease, and see how long it takes you to get a bonner." What's a "bonner?"

Me: *shows this video to stewie* That.

[cpaterson0988]

@Jaceblue04 Haha!!!



[clammy1991]

it must hurt if it drags in the sand and dirt

[xXjoedaddy1Xx]

why was this in my recommended videos?

[CleverDjembe]

@xXjoedaddy1Xx

cos you like stuf like this :D

[cheetahhook]

@xXjoedaddy1Xx because your admire that, yours is just too small :)

[ToniKatsOP]

@xXjoedaddy1Xx Cause you are irregular :P

[milkmycow45]

@xXjoedaddy1Xx SAME HERE>.>

[1233wazup]

@milkmycow45 right

[jeraldfooo]

Oh my goodness... what the hell have we been watching to be recommended this video!?

[MBluMagM]

@xXjoedaddy1Xx Because above 2.5 million views ... Q : WHAT THE HECK I AM DOING HERE !!

[Oxoxzxe]

The rhino is actually the life support system for the cock. The cock is in control. Like humans.

[TheSlycooper102]

Were can i buy one of these?

[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

omg why dont i have an aposable cock?!?!?!

[iHasPandasHD]

mines biger

[ColdBlitz12456]

@iHasPandasHD O.O thats scary

[MarcothePhoenix]

its like a another being attached to this rhino damn

[dreamboynyc2]

I'm officially jealous of that rhino.

[HospitalMusic]

TREMORS!!!! LOL 

[Laminatedllama]

It's an ARM retards

[seanacker21]

Looks like a Hocky stick

[XtremeOwner]

@seanacker21 looool

[343442ak]

wow its his 5th leg realy!

[KastTheWild]

Looks like the thing off of Tremors.....Yikes.

[lautnerbabii1117]

thats fuckin huge

[Batymanzzzzzzz]

how did i get here, i was watching FPSRussia :O

[RYANRYAN1234567]

@Batymanzzzzzzz have you seen his call of duty rc/xd video

[Ketsui]

You can't tell by his face that he's in the mood.

[Cooler7328]

hope women dont watch this.. how can i compete with that dammit?!

[shantashaluvsyooh]

@Cooler7328 Too late. lmfao

[WalkthroughSource]

i thot it was an arm... but then at the end i saw he was just uncircumsized.

[Linkacious1]

Pffft. ..at least mine touches the floor!

[RiddlexMasterxXiu]

I have the weirdest boner....

[clammy1991]

it just wanted to say hello

[GlobalistPotato]

I think I prefer my penis...

[xblJBechen]

And he's just swingin' it around, showin' off.

[bomcheese]

that thing could knock you out!!!

[darkryder94]

lovely

[JLP228]

Imagine getting penetrated by that.

[JonO387]

Why can they show this on youtube but not porn?

[HellRaiser15151]

@JonO387 Because, this wasnt flagged, retard.

[JonO387]

@HellRaiser15151 Now it is.

[captincanable18]

hes a lady guy

[fredsta786]

another rear leg to depend on in case of an emergency O_o

[korikuulei]

O-0 I don't remember liking anything like this....

[MrOrangeJews]

holy sh*t almost as big as mine

[Jackson5HereToStay]

@MrOrangeJews lol stop playin yourself. you must be drunk

[MegasSalavatis]

It almost touched the ground!



[SpitBucket17X]

and ofcourse...it came ffrom africa

[cripbuddz]

the guy actually said what is that lmfao. its bigger den you thats what it is! hahahahaha

[seanweimorts]

why the hell was this in my recommended videos?!!!

[iamJunica]

He's just excercising his dick to make it longer...lol

[littlemissglittersxx]

thats one horney rhino

[UHIGaming]

The fuck?!?!

[zakster2222]

It looks like a flamingo got stuck up its ass again.

[facepalm92]

Omg...why am I watching this?how it happened...I have been watching rhinos and elephants having sex for about an hour. U tube is dangerous... :d nice boner though.

[dRawRb]

kids its just a snake

[TheAquaguppy]

uncircumsized :)

[rey491175]

Shittt 

[Patchu101]

Come on guys, its the latest thing. P90C(ock). Get that flabby piece of meat you call a man instrument into shape with the P90C program. Just listen to this happy customer in the video.

[WillComment0nYourVid]

Y am I even watching this

[MrDippSett]

could of sworn i signed onto youtube, not youporn..

[ThebeautifulPeople2b]

where the F does he even put that thing when he's not getting it on?

[Raginghobo]

What the fuck? It's cock has a knuckle!

[utubegay1]

@Raginghobo lmaoo damn right. You know he means business

[Fullmetal1222]

@Raginghobo not just a knuckle a whole dam fist

[ThEBiGBiRd333]

holy PENIS!!

[RedAvery1]

PENIS PUSH UPS



[cageybee777]

how does he do that?

[FlyFree100]

bigger than the horses

[otnomnoraa]

@FlyFree100 No it's not. Some horses have heads as big as dinner plates and at least 2 feet.

[Chr0nixRH]

damn that must have a mind of its own.

[LordKaisen]

holy shit its got 2 appendages on it..

[jackabc45]

that thing is sooooo ready for it

[MrASM1992]

why did i click on this?!

[ryderXR8]

mines bigger

[shairaptor]

@ryderXR8 no way. and the girls are laughing at you. they find the rhinos sexier than you anyway!

[LLR345209]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!

@LLR345209 thats a sexy rhino with a hot cock you idiot