Turboencabulator (Upright Version)

[sparkyrocky12131963]

THIS GREAT I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH THE SCIENTIST FROM ALLEN BRADLEY

[mackler]

Lots of laboratories have exposed brick walls.

[Ultranothing]

I'll take two, but hold the dingle-arms!

[Simpson654]

I always thought the implied retropulsator should be magnetized according to the polarity of the electromechanic lucropallid suctomender? The Franklin heliostat only works within acceptable parameters at seven-phase rubocombulation, as long as the camshaft is tuned within as-yet-untested leptonic camoflagulation! Here at our company we use the magnatronic dubulator only with environmentally safe asynchronous encabulators to the betterment of mankind, not only our customer base.

[WahTayFokProductions]

Why doesn't everyone have one of these?! This might be the technical advantage and economic booster we need to hold America back on top for the next 20 years!

[mallanpete]

With due respect to my colleague arrowbang, while technically correct about the change in cooling systems, he may have overlooked the fact that these changes were made only in models bearing the prefix ZXCV10001, and did not include units shipped to the ECU and given the Deutsches Institut fur Normung (DIN) number 41301, regarding magnetic materials for Alsop motherboards. This is a critical distinction, because the possible creation of a greater # of Farcier Units of magnoforce at the hydrahead

[mallanpete]

The technical drawing on the speaker’s right has several errors. The Franklin heliostat kelter tabs have their polarity reversed; all of the back-linked thermocouplings are shown in millimeters, not Troy grains; none of the outer magnetic arcing rings are touching the servo surfaces; and the six-phase windings should be encased in argon cooling tubes, not Xenon cooling tubes.

[arrowbang]

The Upright version utilizes an updated avoirdupois system instead of the antiquated Troy grain units. Also, argon cooling tubes are unnecessary since this model works on microfliudic capillary action. Xenon was purely a cost-cutting decision, therefore the machine only operates properly in the Northern Hemisphere (The polarity is reversed for our South American customers)

[bishopdante]

that's a nice tape machine not the joke diagram sheet...

[embracethecrazy]

shit, there's some smart terrorists out there.......

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@embracethecrazy As a retired beard-haver, I take offense to that!

...even if I have been investigated for being a terrorist...

[jayguy173]

you look nothing like a professor the other guys do lol

[kcy21]

This turboencabulator appears to have an externally mounted dingle arm. I gotta get me one of these

[SatanicCod]

Crap, the Taliban got a Soviet-made Turboencabulator!

And Upright too!

[silverandteal]

the taliban know their stuff

[ajbauto]

dingle berry arm

[willyrein]

Just for the record, he's standing next to an old Mag machine used for dubbing sound and syncing to film. It looks to be set up for 16mm mag stock (bottom reel on the spindle). This was state-of-the art stuff before digital editing and Pro-Tools came along.

[willyrein]

Yeah, my first film used these things and now they are piled around the studio along with many other 24 tracks and analog gear to be scavenged as props. We shoot on Hi-Def now, sadly film is history for most of us.

[ponchodoc]

nice fake beard.....WARNING:Do not try this at home.

[buckwheatjazz]

Brilliant!!!

[Punniabi]

the fuck is this guy talking about ROFLLLLLLL all I heard was dingle arm.

[dispenserPEZ]

WOW, i've been having the same problem with my drawn reciprocating dingle arm... because of this my sinusoidal depleneration is gone !

[Airkilla09]

Are you making fun of the other video, or just trying to confuse us more?

[shadyman2000]

Chrysler Turbo Encabulator

[AakeTraak]

Rockwell Retro Encabulator

[rsbirk]

Have you considered replacing the Johnson rods? Over time, they lose their tensile strength, which compromises the hyperparabolic energy that goes from one side of the lotus vapor valve to the opposing side of the reverse transflatulent end stoppers. It worked for me and it might help you, too.

[mattthebrat89]

I disagree....the lotus vapor valve should stop the flow of the hyperparabolic between the end stoppers, meaning that the Johnson rods shouldn't need replacing, until the tensil ridges shear, causing them to fail.

[rsbirk]

You know, you're right. I hadn't taken that into account. However, upon further study, I found an alternative that could save time and money. Installing a Kranick® tamm ferring as an add-on to the panametric will reduce the side fumbling. With a tweak of just .31µ the flannick in the panametric will flatten out just enough to alleviate some of that interference from the spurving bearings. Voila! Less side slacking and jump bonding. Dang, I'm good!

[deepfreezevideo]

Not the Johnson rods, the Finordner rods. Everyone knows that.

[plank0wner]

I need a better encabulator for my Milford Trunions. Immodial interaction would solve my problem of the the spurving bearings being in direct line with the panametric fam. I've got too much side fumbling. Having the differential girdle spring on the up end of the grammeter is a much better idea too.

[Ceruleanst]

@plank0wner Be careful; most trunions made by Milford are simplex trunions and will stelt up if encabulated immodially. They might have been sold to you as "nofer trunions" because many people don't know the difference.