The Tasty Burger

[Mr8Carlos8]

don't look at me.... I just saw a pair of boobs

[V3NG34NC3UND34D]

same corner as on dumb and dumber lol

[ChamberOfAsses]

whao!!!!! 1 million views in 4 years!!!! ray william johsin should review this vid!

[CafalleBlackHeart]

Why isn't that girl in my room?

[mrdolphinforever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pier456]

this is a tasty burger!

[ralithelion]

MADA FUKKAAAA

[Bencehun9]

hi guys xd

[magnedalaren]

HAHA what was amazing! the last thing i would expect haha! Truly amazing!

[mega666maggot666]

well that explains something.. 666 disslikes :)

[Aznar245]

MUTHAFUCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[zzboy82]

who is that girl?

[MissChloeLouiseBrown]

LOL, random video much? :L

[chelsea980411]

E. coli 1.57

[chelsea980411]

E. coli

[chelsea980411]

press F13 like it u watched =D

[CharonYing]

0:00 to 1:45 I thought "Wow this is the stupidest thing i've ever fucking seen, why am I wasting my own time watching this?"

Then after 1:45 I laughed harder than I ever had in my whole life.

[lyndzy999]

i love the ending to all the awkwardpics videos.... that little "ahhhh" at the end makes me laugh everytime!

[ChatFilter]

Get down here u stupid bitch -gun shots-

[razeal18]

lol further proof that you should not eat after others

[acniloj]

haha

[marisa4cool]

you mean the nasty burger

[JakeTheSnakeXD]

Lol I love the ending E. Coli... MOTHA FUCKA!!

[divyjain123456]

HOLY FUCK !! THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS !!

[rawkgawdez]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sammiepomeroy12]

LMFAO!!!!!

[doubleagfx]

the 650 that disliked this video didnt watch the ending

[tanory07]

u rly dont hear the

'hey, HEY! that guy stole my burger!'

[nationalhipster]

Yessir I am. And you're vids are my favorite on YouTube!

[runescape3313]

hi Kollak Kollak

[awkwardpictures]

@runescape3313 hi!

[runescape3313]

@awkwardpictures kollak kollak is the best character of mediocrefilms :D

[runescape3313]

@awkwardpictures his voice makes me laugh so hard. i choked on water before cuz im laughing too hard :D

[TheQuietlyLoud]

anybody want the burger now?



[Shiraigan]

BEST HAMBURGER COMMERCIAL EVAR

[gatler05]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

[indigozulu9]

Awesome.

[dopysloth]

Loud of crap!

[nationalhipster]

payman is the man.

[awkwardpictures]

@nationalhipster thank you!  YOU are the man! (if you're a man)

[sm00veb0y]

wow, unfuniest shit ever.

[lexieyellow]

he vaguely looks like adam sandler...doesnt he

[Hakkun9872]

Best part was 0:51 when that burger went airbone and all eyes were on it.

My jaw dropped and I was like "wtf" when it got stolen by that sexy babe.

Though I wouldn't mind if a hot girl stole mah burger.=)

[MuffinJowest]

All I can think of are my college's burgers...ugh...wow...

[MrBayarbileg]

Just Great!¨!¨!¨!

[Idiotboyism]

Dude,that burger SUCKS!

[ARCUS1200]

Haha, great vid

[matizekp]

HAHAHA ! Awesome ! xD

[icedragon295]

This IS A Tasty Burger!

[fifaliciousdude]

e. coli...... matha fakaaaa!!! lol!!

[VeryNinjaLike]

lol funny

[royalkiller13]

LOL GOOD VID

[99strenght]

mothaa fackaaa

[UltraPOWnage999]

LOLOLOLLOOLOLLOOLLOLOLOL!!!!11­

[haldoi]

that was awesome - i loved every 2 minutes of that

[Earpollution121]

E. COLI!!!

[Earpollution121]

Damn and I'm eating a burger right now.

[1990tpb]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!

[parafluxus]

surprising !!Ąheheeh funy LA

[Rockfaerii]

That was freakin HILARIOUS! alol!!!

[pitchstonesg]

hahahha so funny i love burger too...

[KongsvingerKongen]

aaaahw man, I was hungry

[Creativass]

cool and funny:D

[TheCitiesDead]

WTF?

[zotrablue]

nice!!!

[zotrablue]

wholy mingacocles!!

[dcburnley]

LMFAO!! Like a burger would fly out the roof of a car in real life like that lol awesome vid ;)

[atarfuunn]

whats the name of the song in the beginning

[joshuagabe363]

Roflmao!!

That was shit!! but still funny....

lol

[2QT4U7]

hes jeeewish maaayne ,

and jeews are liiiife (L)

[jj305456]

this is full of win

[sk8rchick20976]

Eat Coli...

Mutha Fukka!!

LMAO

[ryz86]

@sk8rchick20976 uh its E (for short) or Escherichia coli not "Eat coli..." why do ppl rate fail comments up T_T

[rizalkung]

mathafaka XDDDD

[mihriban90]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!XD

[jazzyazzyD]

E.COLI mother fuckerrrr! lol!

[JackTvOnline]

haha

i laughed so hard at the ending before the credits!!!! 

hahahah

[ballarette]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[madpunk87]

this is really funny

[Zako242]

Pause on 1:13

[jtiggle98]

mother fucking perv

[sethman189999]

ECOLI

[MrSeductivity]

big boobs

[WhiteHawk25]

<3 :D:D:D

[LilMissMcGirl]

ewh who would buy that ewh

[1ncub0]

1.40 - 1.45 music from the italian serial "Boris"

[evilworldofhiglet]

Watch to the end - although that last image will undoubtably give me nightmares in the days to come - that's funny shit!

[Kittenblitzer]

Yes, I remember days like that. Sitting in the bushes, sweating with anticipation, ready to unleash a roar of primal fear while a geyser of pure evil bursts forth from my ass, silently praying for a merciful death that would never come.

"In the name of all that's good and holy, bring me a pistol and a mop."

How I love you Taco Bell just outside of Chandler. A burning, lingering, incontinent sort of love. A love that says E.Coli.

[WhiteHawk25]

Great Grammer, WRITE A BOOK! <3 :D

[thecheekyfrenchy88]

Grammar*

[WhiteHawk25]

hoping someone would catch that :P

[JcRAYd]

E COLI Muthafucker!

[xXxCreativeCarlinxXx]

I would eat that

[k3nzh1n082]

thats gross man! is this fan made ads? looks fan made to me

[KorXos]

Pretty sure they are.

[bag6518]

open video

[Chorisaurio]

1:28 wtf?

[Parabol0086]

Was just about to rate this 1 star until the ending. Fuckin funny.

[theredfoxdemon]

E.coli MOTHA FUCKA lol

[Antipara]

that's what you get from eating something you don't know the source.. XD

[TaraaNasir21]

weeird

and eww

[gayboyyyy]

errrrrrrrrrrrrr

[2hullu]

lol xD

[PR4Y3R]

mdr mais non ---->

[PR4Y3R]

wrong way!

[juicr500]

1:57 :D

[Nessifer217]

eww ahah, omg that was so unexpected.

thats disgusting lol

[DontClickMePl0x]

1:46 is so hot and I would find another jet pack just so I could fuck her in mid air

[nevermindforgetit]

Excellent video! Thanks for posting!

[Mystrym]

Mothafucker !!! XD

[qnom10]

sweet movie, lol

[Evi20217666]

Nice driving next to a bike part. I couldn't pull that off with my eyes on a burger.

[jagfan46]

who is the girl in the video please messegge me back

[LogInAnders]

she is your big sister. your parents have never told you about her.. way to go horny dudelittle.. incest is the best!

[Aznar245]

@jagfan46 Kelly Princeton - a playboy model

[rsmandudeguy]

hah

[nikkiebaby123]

funny as hell but after all them people ate off that burger i would not be eating that lol

[danthordan]

HAHA WOW! GREAT VIDEO! And great quality.

[Waalwijk112]

gare shit

[lolypopsicle]

what's e coli?

[freddyah]

hahaha, greeeat :D

[flyingflamingwings]

eeew!!! funy yet disgusting!1!

[escapeismyreality]

haha, this should be a burgerking commercial or something, minues the whole ecoli part.

great video =]

[purepwnagefilms]

hahah ik this is a stupid quiestion but y did they barf?

[HarlequinOfHate09]

Because the burger had e coli in it (food poisoning)

[irvmyster]

Funny As shit 2:01 classic!

[IBlueNinjaI]

Like KnasiTaket says! Its perfect

[faroverseas]

LOOOOL 1:53 is hilarious!!!!

[foelson121]

GROSS! but that was hilarious

[mft760]

damn you guys are brilliant or high.. or both.. i love it man

[KnasiTaket]

perfect!

[MK8RIVAL]

DAM!!! my gf had to drop the burger =/

[awengrocks]

MOTHAFACKA! LMFAO

[Alytoner]

damn, now i really want a burger.

[Eur0p3an]

E coli... MOTHAFUCKA! XD

[Nihil1995]

every single video of awkward pictures are perfectly crisp

[buggoober]

I like jews really. I only blame them for wiping out the dinosaurs

[Eur0p3an]

loL!

[MrMember3]

anybody know what camera they used?

[awkwardpictures]

Hey MrMember3.

We shot this on the Panasonic HVX200 with an M2 RedRock adapter with Nikon lenses attached.

[MrMember3]

wow that's expensive equipment.

[obamaroxz1]

1:58

[buggoober]

those damn vegetarian jews and their videos!!

awesome stuff.

[MrMember3]

lol blame the jews for everything, eh buggoober?

besides i think the director is a muslim.

[awkwardpictures]

Woah, not sure how Jewish people came up in the comments of this video. But I (Payman, the director) should tell you that I am not a Muslim, fyi. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[MrMember3]

oh i thought so because you're persian, well i know not all iranians are musims.

p.s. - jewish people came up in the comment cause....i dont know buggoober just insulted them for some unknown reason.

OOHH WOW YOU'RE PAYMAN :D :D

[awkwardpictures]

Indeed I am!  And you're MrMember3!!!!

[MrMember3]

No, Im Joseph, but hey you're Payman so call me whatever you want :D

[NWAGF]

E. COLI

MOTHERFUCKER LMAO

[Davidshiff]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS CLASSIC!!!!!!

[ChelseaTemptation]

LOVE IT!!!

1:58 is the best lol.

[lakersdachamps]

hahaha thts so funny...nyc he's takin a dump in da bush omg thts so funny

[HarlequinOfHate09]

haha omg fuckin hilarious

[blakblok87]

mathaa fuckaaaa

[eagleduzt]

LOL!

[FaithlessKing]

rofl weird XD

[Futil3]

motha fuckaaaa

[Errors12345]

pointless

[arbz101]

LMFAO at the dude taking a dump! AHAHAH

[Aznar245]

usually I don't vomit it goes out the other end like that poor chap in the bushes

[badcompany4ever]

1:56! lol

[Ilovemagess]

HAHAHAHA

[Rey4Life]

lololol what a funny video !

[clownman70360]

that makes me sick

[vidsephey]

FACK U

[iftyshifty]

Happens to me all the time. But with chasing my kids around the house.

[bigjetski]

eacaricha coli is cute

[PoKeTChile]

Awesome!!

[ferb100]

lol

this sh1t is funny

[mynameiskellywayne]

E COLI  (mutha fucka!)

[j45ph3rj4r1n]

Awesome, the girl was hot too.

[Aznar245]

the girl is Kelly Princeton. a playboy model out of L.A. I am her fansite runner

[BloodyEddie]

lmfao.

[since1302]

I WAS EATING!!!!!!

[leigha102]

run

[GooberGamer]

That ending was disgusting but it still was funny.

[AtOmiCRaFa10]

that nasty and funny at the same time

[pixstick]

wat was wrong with the ham burger? was there bad beef?

[IPiMpiNI]

Gross

[marceloAMPM]

hahahahahaha brilliant