Cloud's Climhazzard Sword Cut Test

[emptyvessel1986]

so if were ever attacked by cardboard boxes we had better just give up hur ^^

[killer123936]

ohh p.s. you sooo weak that you even cant cut in paper !! XD XD you epic fail

[killer123936]

i laughing soooooo hard that i stop breathing ! XD you sooo big losser ... epic fail go to play with lightsaber and you need lifesaver XD XD XD XD life noob XD XD i training 15 years kenjutsu and i still dont understand why people buy swords or knife if they even dont know how to hold in hand XD XD XD XD

[DonTJacKMYSwaGKITTY]

@killer123936 why dont you get a life and stop ripping on people loserXD XD XD

[jesslan07]

next endangered species.. =cardboard box

[monumentalbasser]

Scientists have recently discovered that this is one of the most effective methods in preventing loss of virginity.

[Maxiliaous]

you could do better than swingin it like a bat, but i would still use a sword like that in a zombie invasion

[mnpt22]

u look like a noob cuting things?

[kaiserthehunter]

why do untrained idiots think they should be demosntraing their nonexistant sword skills?

[TheFilmatorius]

are you fucking serious? :DDDDDDD



[iiRemperr]

The virginity is strong in this one.

[valentekevin100]

goes outside gets same results with baseball bat

[hydeman03]

try performing renzokuken instead xDDD

[Cjuju0011]

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[OnlyTheBest57]

that not clouds sword hope u now

[sefersephiroth5]

what the ?

[MidKnightization]

You do know your dislike button is bigger than your sword

just thought I'd let you know

[timtangYT]

LOLOL

[hyperjuggalo]

faggy beaner

[StormchaserKnight]

Ok, why are you using two hands on what is clearly a one handed weapon? Looking at your posture and blade control, my advice would be to PUT IT DOWN before you hurt yourself.

[shonuffisthemaster]

:32 look up "arrested development lightsabre" LOL!

[RejectedShadow72]

That did better than I thought it would.

[Qwofa]

his family was killed by cardboard v_v

[MewtwoGenetic]

my brooms stick is sharper

[cinquade]

This is hardcore as fuck!

[SapphireMoonWolf]

Lmao

[cswurt]

Did you lose a bet or something?

I can't imagine why someone would record a video like this, let alone post it on YouTube.

[skinjobkiller]

you're rotating your body too much. when you swing, step forward. It'll look better, and feel better than how you're currently doing it.

[bobsternolan]

Milk cartons will tremble in fear(!)

[MrBlackAries]

sir i dont like it no no no i dont like it, my penis could cut better than this! and oh... go back to your island!

[veyronman]

imagine what his parents think..

[chopper7096]

i got a butter knife that cuts better then that

[jlee562]

he really thought that he was cool cutting that plastic bottle in half.

[VIIflegias]

0.40.... this guy has serious depth perception problems

[eigamnevoj]

i feel your virginity so strong in this video..

[eigamnevoj]

@VIIflegias You dont say -sarcastic voice-

[PandaLikesTofu]

you slice like a little beotch -__-

[kevinlimwangli123]

good job now if only cardboard start ot attack us we know you can at least fend off one in 20 seconds

[MrMikama]

i sense virginity is strong in this one. 

[rayraygottago]

YES! CUT THAT CARDBOARD LIKE A BOSS O.o!

[ivansan117]

Boring....



[BigtimeSz]

7/10 for cutting 4/10 for how fake the sword looks compared the real thing,

[TempleOfSin]

That looks like some sort of modern fantasy dussack saber.

[KeezIfUPl33z]

get in there what u doin so far back

[dudesterism]

you suck at cutting stuff

[ikepiggy]

omg you're fighting cardboard and plastic bottles, are you level 1 or what

[tempatureplus]

He's just showing off the sword, what do you want him to do? Kamameaha the country of Russia?

[chica476]

he's like 25...

[Wiffstical]

My butter knife can cut through cardboard and weak plastics too. Impressed?

[Dahaka461989]

and you need both habds to use this one-sword nice? wow you are pretty strong:p (ironic)

[Zimpan]

0:47 Guess the guy realized he couldn't cut through air...

[astroclunge]

There some loose documentation proving the 'win'.

I made sure it was wrote down and hung up some where safe.

[ninja84maryam]

Wow. You cut cardboard. Congrats.

[MrHestolemyname]

damn. all these haters bitching just cuz they cant get a sword. grow a pair of balls !

[Kamyuyon]

badass

[Netherwolf6100]

Dude.... "loosely" doesn't begin to describe this. I mean I may sound like a huge dork and all for knowing it but.... I mean try to get it right. The attack you're suppose to be doing is a straight forward charge with the sword and you kinda need a bigger blade. That's all man next time just try to be a little more accurate

[KLtheminer19]

congradulations your like bar is now a light saber

[1990Animegurl]

To those insulting this guy, I don't think many of you realize how difficult it is to slice through a water bottle that isn't held down like that without moving it. And for him to do it several times, I reckon is pretty good. Who cares that the sword isn't totally accurate to Clouds. And that he isn't doing the actual limit break? Are you serious? That's not even possible :|

My only real criticism is that when you use a side swing, you seem to be twisting your knees a lot. Could do some damage.

[dunannick]

el oh el...

[musiclover192011]

lame



[mark46861]

lol fail

[JollyTinman91]

This isn't Climhazzard, you're supposed to stab through the object and then leap about 20 feet into the air, slicing the object in two. Noob.

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

[MetalliApe]

@JollyTinman91 No need to point it out, it's kinda obvious.

[Maxiliaous]

@JollyTinman91 umm...he said he NAMED the SWORD climhazzard, not that he did the limit....just sayin

[JollyTinman91]

@Maxiliaous My mistake good sir. I didn't realize, but can you blame me? I watched the video, read the description, and skimmed the comments, and I didn't see where exactly he said that Climhazzard was what he decided to call this sword. Again, I apologize for my ignorance.

[Maxiliaous]

@JollyTinman91 its all ok, sorry if how i said it was disrespectful ^_^

[mnbaldie]

what must the people next door think?..

[SteelandSouls15]

jokes on him! if he got the Zabuza sword he could've cut through rice paper

[dissidiagood]

I think he want to play baseball or something

[Meixafuhellzman2]

100 dislikes? Fuckin hell, everyone is a troll now, they won the great youtube war... on that fateful day...... *begins entering epic flashback* .uhhh... never mind

[TrueSapien]

Pussy.

[mcdonaldsfries]

great baseball stance there man. Swords cool though

[bontia22]

the first sword looks smaller than the sword in the movie

[bmxty82]

Wtf? Real.sword? Pretty kool to cutt plastic nd cardboard haha loser

[TheLobo12345lobo]

what a loser..

[shadowknighthikari]

Hmm one hand sword that weighs a ton...(goes off to train to use it as a proper sword)

[TheShadowneenja]

that is the coolest sword i have ever seen, were did u get it ?

[ninjaman381]

where did u get it?

[thegoldenarmy0495]

your a terrible swordsman

[Xxescapethefate1xX]

@41iou ur just a hater who sucks monster cock at typing

[41iou]

wot the hell gt a life

kol stans wairdoo

[41iou]

wot the hell gt a life

[rockyROWDfill]

well, i could use it to kill zombies.. I guess

[metalhero2011]

jajaja you are a big boy stupid

[lightbrownwolf1000]

ninja cloud *w*

[MalusSanguine]

this blue towel would beat you ._.

[MOUNTAINDREW33]

Personally, I really liked this video. Like, Favorite, Subscribe. :D

[crasheart35]

It's like a shitty butterfly sword. In all honestly, having the ability to swing something is one thing. But having the ability to actually use it instead of making cheap cuts and stupid poses; it's great you can hit cardboard and slice small water jugs in half. I'd be afraid to even swing that sword properly, definitely wall-hanger worthy.

[vincentchaoslimit]

isn't it supposed to be larger XD

[watchuwantboy]

@vincentchaoslimit THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[vincentchaoslimit]

@watchuwantboy maybe, but im right no? :P

[XxTarkenxX]

People are taking this guy too seriously. It is your typical nerd sword that doesn't match the quality of any real sword you would find. Anything will break cardboard in one swing, scratching it makes you look dumb, but what else will you strike a fake sword with? Also, the striking form was painful to watch. $40-60 for this trash? It is made of "undefined" carbon steel for a reason, cheap production for posers. Just stick with conventions and taking those nice pretty photos all dressed up.

[EliteHound01]

May want to work on your form a bit...

[ninjaman381]

where did u get it?



[asdfdfggfd]

two words BAD ASS

[chrishalbert6699]

BEAST!!!!

[neginagi92]

WHAT....THE.....FUCK????!!!!!



[Tweaky873]

that milk jug didnt deserve that!

[FoxSkillWolfStrength]

Lol the guy said "It's a ridiculously heavy hunk of metal."

Dude, In your description is says its only above 2 lbs.

Damn asians

[Dragonslayer1281]

fail u fail bad

[TheTillinger123]

dude you really suck at that^^

[AuroraLucunae]

OMFGOOOOOOD ! WE GET IT ITS FUCKING SHARP

[ShatteredWithin]

I can't really say much considering i'm currently looking into learning Swordsmanship. But honestly dude, i see your point and all but you could've done a better job at performance. You should've rehearsed or something first and filmed a few scenes, then edited and make it more convincing. Or atleast make it look like you weren't getting controlled by the sword. Just saying.

[ZippyMrMw]

why did people dislike this? im liking and subscirbing

[SuperJJthunder]

The weapon is only a replica, it was never intended to be used in real life.

But on the other hand i bought a Sephiroth sword and had it professionally sharpened and now its a real sword.

[bugmanGaming]

if FF had cardbourd monster u would be fucked

[MrFoofygoo]

That's one dangerous steel shelf bracket :7

[XD4Lifeington]

*Awseome music plays*

Me: oh man, this is going to be good!

*smacks a piece of cardboard and it lightly falls to the ground*

Me: o__________________o

I'll forgive you, though, seeing as how you said in the description how poor a sword it was.

[mjtr97]

Cloud's probably looking at this thinking

"what the fuck?"

-cuts milk bottle-

"thats not me, i smash, not cut"

[apokez24]

.... One Word : GAY

[TimboW40]

WHAT A DISGUSTING DISPLAY

[neothedarc]

the people who say he missed the cardboard or vote up wiegiboards comment are fucking retards with an iq lower then 40.

[RoboVT102]

U fail cardboard

[TheAngryVideoGamer66]

how does everyone know which part of the new updated buster sword which i like to call the puzzle sword but how does everyone know the name for each piece?

[geyote23134]

fuck you milk! this is for when i farted in shop in front of krissy heighns!

[monkeyslaye]

You should put a disclaimer on the title for the video.. "Warning: Virgin Training"

[TheNanohero17]

you turned my favorite fusion sword into the best machete like sword i haveever seen, the part-of-blade handguard (which makes it my favorit) is extreamly usefull

[Borntraceur]

Where did you get this? I really want one now XD. If you made it, then fair enough, just wondering XD.

[ultimatenarutofan201]

well... if you think about it..... you have to be badass strong just to wield the full sword....so i do believe you'd ned considerable(though probably not-unhuman) strength to use it's parts....imagine trying to use the full omni blade with all it's parts ._. talk about needing muscle?

[supalabra]

lame beyong words



[Davesintexas]

whats the weight of this thing>>>>

[hodis795]

way to go u probably spent over a $100 for a sharpened piece of sheet metal.

[Trebgah]

Sorry to break it to you but that sword sucks ass and if this was a sword fight your arms would be on the ground.

[heartless978]

He clearly doesn't know how to handle a blade...

[slimshady856]

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[518rms]

that cardboards like fuck this im takin a nap

[MrMetalwolf08]

i take it it's Stainless steel?

[DexusDisaster]

indians should not be playing with swords :0

[Wolfheartedman]

Good luck with rust you goof keep oil on it and only use it when you plan on whetting it on flesh

[dragonex95]

just to tell you, not trying o be a dick or anything its a nice sword, but the blade section covering the hilt is sposto be sharp aswell ^.^

[000SaviourXXX]

Whew that is sharp O_O

[natikac6]

You did a damn good job of sharpening it.

[aj42311]

You'll be the first person I call if cardboard zombies ever invade the earth.

[OmegaXis0]

Hot damn. That's sharp!

[effigytormented]

@Humaninsoul Please, just stop.

[Wiegieboard]

You keep missing the cardboard.

[Fivelemental]

@Wiegieboard Actually, I wasn't missing it. That's working on accuracy. If you hit the cardboard with the whole blade, you tear it to shreds in one hit. By "scratching" the cardboard with the tip of the blade in the same spot repeatedly, you improve accuracy and control much faster, plus the target lasts longer.

[Wiegieboard]

@Fivelemental Fair dos, and it did cut through that carton pretty well!

[DamijanNaruto]

@Fivelemental dude just admit it you missed like 3 times :/

[thomaslozada]

(sigh) well i guess i'll still understand him..besides i can see a little bit of zack fair in him:)..so congratz:D

[corjoth]

What are the stats on that? (length weight face width blade with ect)

[1john1992]

My 200 dollar Teutonic knight sword could cut through that shit quicker, and cleaner. Hope you didn't pay as much like they usually charge for cheap anime swords.

[Fivelemental]

@1john1992 That's the idea. These things are only 20-50 bucks a piece. They're just toys for a bit of fun, nothing serious.

[rougar32]

lol dude keep your left leg back right foot forward when cutting to the left.. vice versa for the other way. damn nice way to get a knee cap cut off.

[Load1Bongs1Not1Guns]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[MadVein72]

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[JoJo12777]

Awesome, I actually have the exact same sword!

[effigytormented]

A suggestion sire, when swinging, step into the swing, you won't go off balance and you develop a lot more power, s'like punching really.

[Fivelemental]

@effigytormented Thanks for the tip. It's a ridiculously heavy hunk of metal. It pulls you wherever it wants. I've had to develop a whole new layer of muscle to control it.

[effigytormented]

@Fivelemental s'aight. It does look like it lacks a counter balance, which would change the weight considerably despite it's heft. Often with poorer quality blades I seek to add more weight to the handle.

[Fivelemental]

@effigytormented Yeah, it's definitely one of the more entertaining "fun" swords I've used, simply because there's no logic to it. Someone just took some stainless steel and said, "Hey I'm gonna something that looks kickass". Too bad so many commenters don't seem to understand... it's just for fun.

[effigytormented]

@Fivelemental well that's why they are cheap aye?

[effigytormented]

@Fivelemental Incidentally if you're looking for good swords, I would suggest Windlass Steelcrafts for a good starter blade. For the price they are surprisingly efficient. But then comes learning how to take care of a carbon steel blade, the polishing, the edge care, the practice. Oh what a long corridor it leads to.

[nickdogy2]

where did you buy that

[RJSNew]

dis is kinda sad tbh but i know it is summink i wud do if i cud...

[acdcya]

i like the look of the sword but its sharpness seems to be about as imaginary as the character so id say this swords is looking the balde is also slaw and clumsy and too heavy for the size of the balde its made to look cool not to be actually used thats why its in a video game

[TheMoreMagical]

thats not cutting, its smashing

[ulfenstyle]

the cleanest cut wud be if the water didnt spill out...

[beaunthug]

This is why Girlfriends and Social Clubs were invented...to prevent this sort of behavior. at least AFTER puberty sets in....

[Akira654]

CUTTING CARDBOARD, wow thats really legit

[Gellvos]

That is soo a Buster Knife!! Could uses one to butter his bread.

[1234abre2]

Congratulations! you've defeated a plastic bottle!

Level Up!

You gained 100 embarrasment points!

[Fivelemental]

@1234abre2 plastic bottles filled with water are quite widely used for cutting tests. So embarrassment points, maybe none this time.

[LimeMiiQ]

@Fivelemental Oh dear god. The fact that you cut bottles didn't earn you your points. The fact that you actually cut cardboard WITH A HOMEMADE SWORD... WHAT?!?!?! OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MUSIC. I mean seriously. A grown man... with a sword... SLASHING CARDBOARD... with... with this music.. I mean... blargdfg. I don't even know what to say.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@1234abre2 ironically,he got "experience" from doing this video too,now hes experienced enough too know not too do anything like this again!

[Xxescapethefate1xX]

@OMNISLASHER1000 ur just an angery hater and ur mad cuz ur not a ninja bad ass like this kid

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Xxescapethefate1xX im not angry,its supposed too be funny,if you dont get it you should play more video games.

[Xxescapethefate1xX]

@OMNISLASHER1000 well it kinda sounds like ur just being a dick

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Xxescapethefate1xX well im not,so calm down bro:)

[Xxescapethefate1xX]

@OMNISLASHER1000 k wuht ever then

[TheJarhead133]

@1234abre2 that makes him a lvl 23 virgin

[50N1C]

@1234abre2 actually doin that with the bottle is a good test for how muck bite your sword has