Monkeys!!! (with pants)

[stevray98]

this may be four years late, but the Metro Zoo in Richmond VA has giraffes

[ZeLrocker]

Apes are a subset of monkey.

[OhMyGuam]

the national zoo doesn't have giraffes because the national zoo sucks! the baltimore zoo is way better than the national zoo which is weird because you would EXPECT the national zoo to be awesome!

[chexmixultimate]

HANK HANK HANK I HAVE GREAT NEWS

In Colorado Springs, CO, there's an AMAZING zoo called Cheyenne Mountain Zoo and it has the most giraffes of any zoo in the country! AND you can get right up close to them and FEED them and PET them! I go there all the time! It's really great! This is not a weird attempt to lure you to Colorado, where no one ever wants to go. ):

And I wasn't thinking about your shower, I was thinking about monkeys.

[hb2578]

@chexmixultimate I was just going to suggest this zoo! It is all that is awesome! If you want to see giraffes who love giraffes, this is the best place to go.

[cheetahstar222]

I wasn't. I was thinking "Ooh, nice shower"

[AlyReality]

It's funny because most of them were wearing shorts.

[Calley2388]

i live in washington dc and unfortunately when they were rebuilding the elephant house where the giraffes were kept (weird, i know), they had to move the giraffes to florida. giraffes are my favorite animals and i LOVE your videos on giraffe sex :)

[LostxinthexMusic]

I've been to the zoo.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

I love how you got all up close and personal with the camera at the end.

xD

[thatonekidgreg]

NERDFIGHTERS OF THE DC AREA JUST HAD A GATHERING AT THE ZOO

[ddc32997]

you lucky duck D:

When we went to the DC zoo in 6th grade (may of 2010) the pandas never left their building thing,they never went were we could get pictures.

[ddc32997]

You need to sell this song

[ddc32997]

AH AH it's wet in here!

TWSS xD

[SirIntegra42]

Dust in the Wind is an excellent song, which thanks to this video I now have stuck in my head :). At least it's knocked Dragostea Din Tei from the Numa Numa Hank video out of there, yayyy.

[jml21000]

I think this is Hank's best song

[cynthiayl12]

i can definitely picture katherine walking by a bathroom with "monkkeyyyss with panntsss..." coming from it

[CherryLaxative]

I would have liked to see the look Katherine gave him when he came out of the bathroom.

[steampunkfangirl]

2:10 OMG ITS A NAUTILUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my most favourite creature in the entire universe!!!!!!!!!1

[MrRydude17]

i love the song, but i have to point out that the correct term for multiple octopuses is not octopi. it is in fact 'octopodes'.

[TheEDBShow]

i was hoping for an actual monkey in pants

[eretrece]

owls say hoot !

[potterlife1]

Monkeys with Pants are almost as great as puupy sized elephants.

[DWphan]

monkeys with pants that are made of AWESOME!

[TheBewitchedfan]

I wonder what the Katherine thinks Hank is doing in there.

[ProgressiveBoink]

MOOOOOONKEYS WITH PAAANTS~

ALL WE ARE IS MONKEYS WITH PAAANTS~

[hpfan0926artlover]

i live 30 minutes from tht zoo and was just there 2 days ago

[WeAreFear]

The Smithsonian Zoo is one of my top 5 favorite places ever. I LOVE IT THERE.

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Panda party in my pants

[TheSNUGGLES2011]

LOL! All we are is monkeys with pants!

[doubleA1326]

Giraffes are my favorite animal. The zoo that is in Davenport, Iowa has giraffes. That means that you should come here.

[tabbykatification]

...Or "monkeys with pants" as "recent presidents".

[tabbykatification]

Only Transcribe Audio could misinterpret the word "Nerdfighters" as "dairy products".

[mrloulou97]

I love you hank. I am a heterosexual male, but I love you, and nothing will change that.

[dolphin64575]

The Katherine must have a lot of patience for her shower-vlogging, pants-wearing, husband monkey :) <3

[BonnieTheMute]

I LOVE this video! Monkeys with pants shall rule the world!!!!!

Wait. . . we already rule the world. Sigh.

[PiKaNgNiNe]

@BonnieTheMute Indeed. *sigh*

[TekedixXx]

Hank, The national zoo has giraffes...

[CantCatchThatBug]

They have giraffes...

[XxcatinthehatxX]

is it strange that this zoo song is my favorite of all Hank's songs?

[hedgehog4808]

actually i wasnt wondering. From watching Kayley i'm used to bathroom vlogs

[PolkaDotSoxckz]

They do have giraffes at the national zoo!

[ObiMomKenobi13]

I don't know why, but I really hate monkeys. I don't like the ones with pants all that much, either. Sigh.

[MrMartinbowser]

i went to the same zoo 2 days ago

[bloodbuddy7]

The Katherine kind of reminds me of Rory Gilmore, but way more awesome.

[knewnews]

I wish he was single and lived in England...

[iLoVeThErAiNXX]

i was actually thinking that your adorable and it sucks that your married

[LegendShark]

I could have sworn that he said "Monkey Sweatpants"

[LunaLaboratory]

I thought maybe you were in A Colitus Flare... God knows thats the only place most of us with any form of IBS that is in a flare. ugh.

[Dragon900z]

I'm sorry, but this has to be done.

"I MOCK YOU WITH MY MONKEY PANTS."

That is all.

[warpedkawaii]

@Dragon900z you made my night.

[UrSoMeanBoss]

419 people are hippos with pants

[TheViolin2293]

I think 3:36 to 3:49 is the best part of the video :P

[trijamietops]

that's some serious vibrato you've got going on there, Hank.

[CharletteAndMo]

ah! you're a mind reader!

[ExclaimationPoint27]

kansas referance:) nice:)

[imalilpirate]

HANK GREEN!!!

I am sad.

You have made me sad.

Because people are APES in pants.

Not monkeys in pants.

:( <---Sadface.

[tayjacsmith]

@imalilpirate humans arent grouped in with primates till order

[59cva]

no one wants to hear you spout off dickhead where`s the monkeys

[ferngirltlc]

I don't think it's fair to call humans monkeys in pants. I mean, monkeys don't want us compared to them!

[MrPneumonia]

Awaimwp!

[misadventuresofmarie]

i really hope that one day, the people who were in the hotel room next door to hank while he made this video find this. it would probably explain why there was a crazy man singing about monkeys in pants in the shower while they were on vacation.

[xxItalianFlagxx]

Can we get this song on iTunes?

[lajollacat]

Monkeys with pants to the tune of dust in the wind? xD love it!

[yllienverdes]

this video is a gift that keeps on giving.

[Lizmo21]

I'm a monkey in a skirt!!!

[megahappypinkskitty]

I can't watch this and not smile

[aiiirdryy]

is it weird that it didn't even phase me that you were sitting in the shower?

[Shade7889]

Haha, you wanted to keep singing "All we are is monkeys with pants." to the tune of "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas.

"All we are is monkeys with pants."

"All we are is dust in the wind."

[Vita1892]

Man, now I'll never be able to listen to Dust in the Wind again! Darn.

[shRkfrnZ]

I didn't notice you were in a shower until you pointed it out.

[gwnnie1grl]

I think he has a coffee before every show o_o

[ClassyBeulah]

There are giraffes at a small drive through/kind of petting zoo down the road from my house called the lazy 5 ranch.

[ClassyBeulah]

It's Mooresville, NC kind of near Charlotte. You should seriously go. It's awesome.

[megahappypinkskitty]

INCCORECT!

WE ARE APES WITH PANTS

[frootinator]

at that place with the buses... i was there, too XD

[Elly4PeaceOnMars]

owlssayhooot kayley reference :D

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

great video:)

[ilovesugar2]

I just showed my little sister this song when she told me we were going to the zoo. She was confused because I asked her if we were going to see monkeys with pants

[Slartibartification]

You are wrong! We are AWESOME monkeys with pants

[Tattas999]

I used to live in Virginia.... I miss that place. :(

[Francaiscestbeau]

threadless tee, eh? that's sweet!

[aziangr1]

owls say hoot :]

[kickasskat79]

no giraffes?!?! they used to have giraffes! what happened? i'm going to the national zoo this week and they no longer have my favorite animal?? what a disappointment. thanks for the warning though.

[ginnyisdacoolest]

I was CRACKING UP at the little bit after the outro

[serena221]

dude, are you married? saw the ring on your finger, and thought, wow, this guy got a girl? lol, JK man. funny song, although i have to say, monkeys have tails. we're all really ape's with pants.

[BANGtheDoleDrums]

The Cincinnati Zoo has giraffes...AND YOU CAN FEED THEM!!!!

[ilovesugar2]

Buffalo too!

[Radakid2001]

Thank you hank, every time I hear Dust in the Wind I shall only think Monkeys With Pants!!!

[trapjohnson]

APES!!!! Apes with pants you wonderful science loving hopefully conservation minded fellow you. APES!!!!

[jacobtribiani]

put to music =P

[gsnfan11197]

epic outro

[tunawrangler1]

it'd rather get walked in on while having sex than singing that song >.> hank we love you but you're really really really really really really wierd

[aaron234567890987643]

we are a virus with shoes

[meganscream]

the number one hit just above the police calls! wonderfulling entertainging!

from the Queen of Scream

[igloopenguin22]

I laughed so hard. Oh my god. I think I stopped breathing. That can't be good for brain cells...

[cafegirl1995]

lol after watching this I said to my mom "all we are is monkeys with pants." and she said "were monkeys with brains, sweetie."

[superbubbleaquapower]

heh. lol.

[bookwormdaisy]

Owlssayhoot! :D

[horsewhisperer990]

I really wish Katherine had walked in on you. Hahahah. Nice, Hank. DFTBA!

[MissALicks]

We're actually apes with pants...but I'll let that slide.

[Princessblondybubble]

get a life for fucksake haha

[liquidtopazfire]

There were giraffes a few years ago, but they had to return them to another zoo. I even asked an official at the Zoo when I went with my 8th grade class.

[ambernthemooks]

too much time on ur hands dude

[ginnyisdacoolest]

Right back at ya!

[crazykitteh]

The "leopard" is really a cheetah. Leopards don't have the tear drop black stripes on their face.

[peoplecallmeagoth]

:D i know how you feel.

doors make me feel alone, and away from the rest of the word.

when in reality, its a couple inches of wood, and everyone can hear what you are doing.

oh, and btw, if anyone can help me make my keyboard not be french when i type an apsotraphe, etc.. it would be a great help.

i accidentally pressed a button, and now, it thinks its french.

[DorkyDamsel]

i love how he isn't afraid to be strange

[Bosoxgalaxy]

@DorkyDamsel Strange? This is normal to me!

[RebelChicks09]

histarical man !!!!!!!!!

[skb0rzn]

Dude , crack me up! Keep it up man, great work!

[Kafridon]

nerd

[plainoutofthisworld]

yes... thats the point...

[no1callsmegriff]

... Monkeys have tails grate apes dont so we would need to be ape but i like the song

[littlekitty1793]

1. Hank's married.

2. His nerd glasses make him who he is.

3. We love his hair.

4. You're a carcass fit for hounds.

[Intothemoooon]

@littlekitty1793 Was this a reply to something?

[SpartanM621]

0:49

Thats what she said.

[swingisthething94]

no one will ever know about me singing in the shower except for the 272,242 people that have seen this XD amazing

[latopaz]

I live near DC and I have been to the zoo a whole boat load of times, and they have giraffes. There are one of my favorite animals, and any time that I am there, I go see them.

[raechaosface]

Kansas' Dust In the Wind= Monkeys With Pants???

[shorty962]

monkeys have tails. we dont

[Scoobydoo16x]

No.. pretty sure I have a tail.

[rynox45]

Oh yes, we do!

You know the chill you get down your spine when you're scared/cold?

That chill is your tail trying to receed between your legs, but since we've evolved and no longer need tails to balance, they're merely an extra useless addition to the spinal column.

Much like the appendix of the skeletal system.

[helloimthedoc]

Seriously?!?

I am very freaked out by that.

[NpPro93]

thats my zoo!

[zippy3421]

We don't have giraffes? Since when???? I could've sworn we did.

[sagwakitty15]

i think we got rid of them

[pmpdynomyte]

Panda shirt for the win!

[Tardis910]

You can feed the giraffes at Dickerson Park Zoo in Springfield, MO.

[SteveVader101]

oh... I thought it was a slurpie

kek

[Libimuffin]

I love the Dust in the Wind reference..

[charmedslayerm]

Hank I love your Videos and absolutely love your songs. but i just wanted to mention (because i only saw like 3 other people in the comments mention this) Homo sapiens are Apes and not monkeys. but i do agree that the song wouldn't have worked as well as "monkeys with pants"

P.S. Great song over all!!!! DFTBA

[senorsqueakydesk]

I actually wasn't wondering why you were making a video in the bathroom. The bathroom actually has the best acoustics of any room in my entire apartment.

[mykingweasley]

We do have giraffes! I promise you!

[sagwakitty15]

we do but since our zoo sucks so much they are underfred and sort of mistreeted YAY D.C. IS AWFUL

[prfctday]

panda tee shirt! gimme!  I've got a monkey in my pants.

[pu186]

ack! dust in the wind. took me forever....

[merbears8]

the tune reminds me of the Battle of New Orleans by Johnny Horton...

[MUTEscifan31W]

owlssayhoot

Nice name drop Hank

[sagwakitty15]

YES WASHINGTON D.C. REPRESENT

and i am sorry there were no giraffes our zoo is crap :(

i wish i had seen u

[NO1FANTheGame]

Omg!

I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this LMAO! :L

[DemiAndRuby]

Omg!

I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this LMAO! :L

[KitokoMinh]

I literally loled watching this.

[heynowstrawdog]

AHAHAA

I was just listening to Dust in the Wind when before I saw this.

[mireesecup]

Come to the Cincinnati zoo. We have giraffes!

[pepporonipie87]

lol owlssayhoot. She is my favorite fiveawesomegirl

[natsukiangel]

be careful. I didn't mean it that way, really, I'm sorry if it came off that way. its people like haters that create suck. that's what I meant...

[theprodigies]

1111

[DittoFreak]

Comment 298:

What? No Giraffes?

I think that the NerdFighter Clan Sheild should have a Giraffe. Agreed?

[dizzythegreat]

Er, apes. With pants.

But that's not as catchy.

[XHitThePanicButtonX]

why yes your comment WAS a waste of time

[WTFROSE]

I live in NH! yay!

[natsukiangel]

It's people like you that create suck.

[310BPM]

Wow.

Are you serious?

[xStarIet]

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

[natsukiangel]

I did not mean this on the video! I wrote that as a comment on someone elses comment!

Really, you people, why would I, a Nerdfighter, Bash on Hank?!? be careful what you write.

[SBJohnson1047]

I'm a new nerd fighter!! I love these guys. I love you guys.

[14hp1]

The song reminded me of Dust in the Wind By: Kansas.

[14hp1]

But, you know, much more made of awesome.

[kal0233]

I absolutely LOVE giraffes.

:0

[timesqaure]

:D where in NH are you?

I live in NH! So, welcome!

[Uhsheel1515]

^_^ SLURPIE PANDA! so cute.

[2kayla22]

ANYONE UP? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

why cant i see the video mj

[twister14saw]

lol this was the first vlogbrothers video i saw and it was the one that convinced me to become a nerdfighter

[kooleeo95]

i wasnt thinking that :| kayley (aka wedsnday) from five awesome gilrs used to do that :)

[Jeanea244]

nerd-fighters... UNITE!

[NinjasOfMalacology]

question: where in NH were you?

[thesapet]

the giraffes got moved to miami!

[DMerHeartsU]

Seriously awesome... any Kansas reference is gold. ^_^

[buchan23]

wow what a homo

[sporeornerdfighters]

the nerdfighters will find where you live and kill you

[XHitThePanicButtonX]

naah we'll just shout insanely confusing Shakespearean insults at him and then make him watch ALLL the vlogbrothers videosbut thats not much of a punishment

OOO LETS MAKE HIM EAT A BLENDERIZED EXTRA VALUE MEAL

[KavithaisPadfoot]

DFTBA, my friends.

[whyette2008]

Hence that Katherine lady who followed him around and seemed to act like... I don't know... his wife.

You, sir/ma'am, are a decepticon.

[Kimmiko]

I have to say. At 5:30 in the morning, and watching the end, I almost died laughing. XD

[rontheunicorn]

aw the first animal was a meerkat XD