American Idol Season 7 - Milo Turk Performs "No Sex Allowed"

[slapshoteddie14]

My psychology teacher brought him into our psychology class he's truly a genuine guy

[bumblecreek477]

what is he? a mormon??

[CocaineKenon]

THis video makes me want to watch some Porn...

[OliverLam1984]

I love how Paula always pretends that she loves the song

[kevo7777]

Ill bet someone had sex off to this song.

[evangelism2]

absecon, NJ represent

[MrRaylun]

He looks like Tobias Fünke

[holympius14]

milo...YOU BLOW HARD

!

[peetey897]

Do i hear Paula say "Oh my god..." at 0:33?

[MrRichbrave]

damn this guy is totally creepy im 17 and got laid when i was 12 and damn this guy in my opinion i a really out of the mind like seriously maybe he got never laid and is practically doing something that no women would get into his life ever poor guy but damn is the ugly truth he should be in extreme make over for sake just look at him

[FenceWire7]

@MrRichbrave cute story

[CrackThoseClaws]

It's a homage to Tobias Funke and he's trolling us all.

[amazingkz]

Tobias should stop with this American Idol bullshit and get to making that Arrested Development movie

[DocRunaway]

@amazingkz I hear you brother.

[SonicRush123]

Randy and Paula: (Singing along)

Simon: -.-

XDD

[emmashleyfanz]

I love the face that Ryan has when Milo says what the songs name is :P Priceless :)

[inmyownheart]

well I just met him and feel honored.. he has a mental illness and music is his therapy.. get your heads out of your pompous asses and be nice..

[LJMmack]

This song was totally stupid. Why did Simon even let him in the audition room?

[CRIMS0NKANE]

raise your hand if you had sex with your girlfriend last night *raises hand*

fuck you, Milo Turk your like 50 years old and you haven't even kissed a girl LOL

[CastelliR14]

"we dont even get to say no" lmfao

[TheAgwoodliffe]

Someone should overdub this with ''Caribbean Queen''

[poeggy199]

This guy wrote the song thinking "If I can' t get laid, nobody can!"

[AmberPANDA15]

In England we call that amaze :D Simon's a douche, we don't call it creepy. That'd be the high of entertainment over here. Instead of those Jedward creeps.

[AmberPANDA15]

In England we call that amaze :D Simon's a douche, we don't call it creepy. That'd be the high of entertainment over here. Instead of those Jedward creeps.

[MetalGearSolidNick1]

I have never seen Ryan Seacrest make a face like that!! haha

[paperflower091]

tobias funke, is that you?

[CashSmeller]

i wonder what this guy would do if he met megan fox...

[CashSmeller]

"We don't even get to say no..." FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER!

[Angelsbaby42]

i love Ryan's face at 0:20 PRICELESS!

[Qdrum803]

OMG!!!!! It's Tobias Funke!

[Angelsbaby42]

@Qdrum803 hahhaha so true!

[Qdrum803]

this song has platnum written all over it

[VanillaCupcake110]

this guy looks like my music teacher... which is extremely ironic

[LiveToDare]

Where can I get an iTunes link?

[MeowcatBissy]

what kind of girlfriend would wanna have sex with him x( ewwwy

[toskalasucks]

Where are Lindsey and Maybe???

[DontJudgexMe]

simons right! in britain we do call it creepy!lol

[DocRunaway]

I'm glad Tobias Funke made it to American idol!

[SeijunAme]

He's crazy! Yah! It's not because you're still a virgin at 40 that the "young people" have to sat as well.... XDDD

[8cmn]

I feel like everyone had a teacher who looked just like this man.

Clearly not an English teacher though. Oedipus Rex? Unless his girl is his daughter, in which case I agree that no sex is allowed, that's...yeah.

[moocher678]

Tobias Funke? Is that you?

[LuniaVideo]

HOLY SHIT. He looks EXACTLY like my high school Government teacher.

[beani24329]

"The name of the song is called No...Sex...Allowed"

[Angelsbaby42]

hahahaha i love ryans face at 0:21 !!! 

[st0rmr1der7]

oh my god, the tune is so catchy..get...out..of..my..hea­d..

[N0sexallowed]

this guys song is so entertaining

[N0sexallowed]

haha randy dances to this song at 1:51

[bobbysam232]

stare*

[guitarbass95]

i love his molestache

[moonfall86]

It's a shame this didn't catch on like Pants on the Ground. I thought for sure this would become a meme.

The scariest part is, he looks like my high school chemistry teacher.

[b4roqu3]

if you dont like it, GET OUT OF TOWN!! HAHAHAHA, i just swallowed my chewing gum

[100DiddlySquatxx]

"cuz sex is weak and love is strong". Sex makes babies and love makes breakups. 

[cathiepops]

oh my word this man is actually so funny! :) aww wee dote. ♥

[kaushikchemburkar]

He looks like a rapist though.

[Howaboutno2007]

"My girl comes around, shes an Oedipus Rex"

So essentially, he's saying his daughter wants to screw him? That is messed up.

[mandymanda2]

love ryan's face ! hahahah

[zomgZorroDelTaco]

"Well, in Britain we call it creepy."

Well, in America we call it INSPIRING

[wilIis]

Kip's father

[Sunsetmello]

That girl laughing... hahahaha.

[RobloxLegomania]

He looks like my gym teacher, but a bit fatter...0_o

[MegaBangBang]

If he's not joking, he is probably mentally ill or something

[funspot202]

O.O

[MsChandlerJohnson]

He reminds me of a friend of mine when he's going to be 39. xD

[FlyingLavaDragon]

"In Britian, we call it creepy."

XD

[neeltjeloserkid]

PEDO.

[moocher678]

Tobias Funke.

[LadyInDrag]

he looks older than 39

[AnteiaAnshu1]

heyai really need to find somebody who clicks with me

[LaDeDaVideos]

If humans didnt have sex, we wouldn't be here now lol

[TheDangergirl9]

@LaDeDaVideos  true true

[beani24329]

"I want to dedicate it to Simon"

[flitwit25]

Milo is my cats name!! hOW DARE THIS BXXTH'S MOTHER NAME HIM THIS!!!

[hawks1218]

I want this as my cell phone rongtone!!!!!!

[ConfusifyingCristy]

"alright, what's the name of it?"

"the name of the song is called: No Sex Allowed."

"Huh?"

makes me laugh EVERY time!

[Magicking788]

@ConfusifyingCristy Same here ut makes me laugh ALOT!!!!! Hahaha

[humpdefunk]

@ConfusifyingCristy hilarious huh

[CanadianHitman08]

Ryan's face is great! 0:19

[SunfireRanger]

Randy at 1:39 is priceless.

[simonsclass]

rofl

"well in britain, we call it creepy"

[simonsclass]

rofl i <3 when simon says perverted

"pa- ver-ted"

[ingloriousspartan]

pants on the ground kicks this song in the nads

[CeleryOfDissent]

At least he was polite and gracious.

[SunfireRanger]

I accidentally gave you a thumbs-down for your comment, but I meant to give you a thumbs-up.

[fallaway6554]

This is wayyyyyyyy better than Pants on the Ground.

[stackopancakes]

I wonder if he blue himself...

[ljrdlw]

@stackopancakes I miss that show...

[the12345678909876543]

i love how he said perverted

[chewy61790]

the real 40 year old virgin.

[drulli6]

@chewy61790 39 year old virgin to be exact (older now tho lol)

[girlg0figure]

40 yr old ones to be specific lmao!!!

[ashleyepic530]

aww man i was entertained by him that pervert. lol. jk. i rember him though

[cutypie106]

No sex allowed..Hahahah!

[Fatgoldfish4]

Tobias Funke.

[kiplinggorilla]

milo...you blow hard!

[Nerdfighter21]

Simon: "We don't even get to say no."

[CABx3]

hmm, I'm not sure which is better:

no sex allowed guy

pants on the ground guy, or

I am your brother guy?

[opalfinity]

I know!!  Such a hard decision lol

[Nunchaku117]

pants on the ground is way better!!

i am your brother would be 2nd though

[goceltics339]

1. i am your brother

2. pants on the ground

3. no sex allowed

thats what i think

[GothicTrioOfEdwards]

@goceltics339 1. pants on the ground

2. no sex allowed

3. i am your brother

[simonsclass]

haha yess agreed!

[EmperorZod]

Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

[ExonicPlain]

This guy is so much better than pants on the ground guy.

[madeincal100]

This is magical<3 lol

Even a year later

[buttonsvalenti]

its alwasy the onlder guys who make history with this show and perform really funny stuff!

[Fishtacos1019]

... Umm. I just realized I live in a 20 mile area of this man.

I am ashamed to live in NJ.

[RockOnAlways247]

you should be ashamed to live in nj anyway lol jk....

[Fishtacos1019]

Haha, Trust me I already was :3

[DontTrustLEA]

pants on the ground is awesome. but season 7 has the best creeps..paula's stalker,i am your brother guy, and this guy...

[XxHerNameIsElixX24]

this guy,the am i your brother guy,and now the Pants on the ground guy are like the best of the worst. :D

well..kinda.

and he looks like the teacher in incredibles xD

[susane1998]

Question for the person who got the vid: Where did you get this vid? Did you tape it? I wanna know because I really wanna post some funny "IDOL" moments. THANKS!

[MissTremaineNeverson]

lmfao.

[Forsure3333]

That's a pedophile.

[austinrox191914]

this is so funny

[hannahrachel202]

this is the old pants on the ground.

[roxygurl2291]

lmfao<3

[HIGHeelsx3]

randy: alright whats the name of it?

milo: its called no sex allowed!

randy: huh?

milo: im sittin around..mindin my biz...♥

i adore this man and his outfit..

[ubersweetponage]

lmfao!!!!!!

He reminds me of Ted from Scrubs.

[SnakeSkin950]

Lmao I love Ryan's face at 0:23 when he learns the name of the song.

[xthatx90sxshowx]

lol randy jackson's "huh?"

[kidd380]

Lol ryan is like... df?

[surfandsun94]

LOL!! This really never gets old. xD

[newbrood87]

is this the teacher from the incredibles?

[AnnaSargsyan]

yes it is.

[Cottonboy88]

Frigid = Cool :D

[truetheatertype]

TOBIAS LIVES!

[2AEvan]

Watch his Music video

[sheemobile]

LOL at simon's and ryan's faces!

[blindroulette]

rofl. he calls his girl an "oedipus rex". that means she sleeps with her mom and killed her dad. wtf? xD he just needed a rhyme for "sex" apparently.

[kiplinggorilla]

TOBIAS

[SpadeHand]

That was painful.

[NicolaJane0085]

TOBIAS FUNKE!

[cartyuiop]

LOL 0:21

Ryan's just like.... o_o

[OnnaVidel]

I work where this guy used to and he's currently selling t-shirts with him on the front and a no symbol and the word sex on the back.

[wrigleyluvr510]

BAHAHAHA!!!!

[Luv2Rock333]

lol i dont wanna hear wuteva perferted 3rd verse there is... and then we call it creepy...lol gotta love simon!!

[RSTGProductions]

im diggin' the vest.

[bertmarx]

he got a leopard vest and some wrinkled slacks

[bertmarx]

look at his shirt. this dude is a pedophile.

[wildafricansafari]

not for him at least yes

[Jackie468]

lol

[Currie01]

I've heard rumours that he's a slut. He's slept with every woman this side of the atlantic. He's a whore. He'll sleep with anyone.

[blondebabe1421]

LMAO 40 year old virgin!!!!

[shaheen1990]

omg look at simon's face haha

[mwcarolina]

he had good intentions for the youth of America, but i cant agree with Him, singing it, and he doesnt look 39, try 45.

[SerenityDarling1]

everybody give a big round of applause for the real live 40 year old virgin!

now.,.run...run away

i gotta get out of town

[ernieball3645]

i believe he is a virgin

[faithroxpeoplessox]

lolz ha ha ha ha

[dubdqueen]

Haha me and my friends saw this when it was on telly. we couldnt stop laughing for ages

[shibby1800]

bhahahaha

[BaelaCo]

He's only 39...O.o? Wow, this song is awful.

[casefacex03]

HAHH,

no sex allowed.

[ReverandCiderMan]

Kind of reminds me of Tobias/David Cross from arrested development.

[maisonneuve]

"I feel a little like a Mary, without a Peter and a Paul..."

[nauzaka]

that ass hole better be happy HIS dad didnt hear anything like THAT when he was a kid.....

lmao look!, its the 43 year old virgen

[violynn9]

what does he mean by hes dedicating it to simon?

[dixie998]

what does Oedipus Rex have to do with anything?

[filhodovento20]

Oedipus Rex will be tearing his ears of rather than poking his eyes out.

[dixie998]

you can sure say that again!!!

[RhysAnthonyLuquire]

Simons like

"Thats not gonna stop me from doing Paula"

[Hahahafunniness2]

Omg, that was hilarious xD

[roxyfan13]

"What's the name of it."

"The name of the song is called, no sex allowed..."

"Huh?"

Then he just starts singing....

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[pammylunn]

Sex is weak, but love is stroonngg...it doesn't get any funnier than this!

[hatyswimmer]

This made me laugh out loud. Season...um well this season was made by the people who wrote their own songs.

[pufllys]

O_O

[MangekyouEyes]

<333 XD!!!!!!

[Near116]

Wow.

[shelbyxx02]

hahahha at 2:19 when he asks if he should do the third verse did you see paula she was like mouthing yeahh to him.

[sophiiapiink10141198]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHH

"dedicated to simon"

lmfaoo.

[echoace]

im going to fuck my gf over and over agen becas of that

[NObama95]

I remeber watching this live and just dying in hysterical laughter. I love how Paula and Randy go along with it, but when he asks to sing the third verse they all go "No!" at the same time, lmao

[xVani11a]

Lol, just because he can't get laid doesn't mean others can't!

[SonicRush123]

OMG! I saw this on T.V. and me and meh mom burst out laughing.

[JohnyJoe]

He IS Tobias. There are no two ways about it.

[ASPCS]

im getting out of town

XD

[xXpurpledivaXx]

lol

[LJMmack]

This is hilarious!!

"No Sex Allowed" isn't exactly Top 40 material, lol!

[macheese1]

Hi, this is Milo Turk. If you heard my interview with Jimmy Kimmel in 2006, you have heard me say that I am not a virgin. However, because I have seen the damage caused by my own relationships due to sex, I made a vow that I would not do it again until marriage, or at least seriously engaged. I do not want to hurt myself or my girlfriend by having sex prematurely in a relationship. I would like to watch it grow before getting too intimate. That is why I wrote "No Sex Allowed".

[Jupitereight]

Whatever the story but the composition is great!

[SupHobagg]

really? well..i like this song...it makes me dance

[macheese1]

Hi, this is Milo Turk. "No Sex Allowed" is a philosophy about waiting for sex, when one is a deep relationship, preferably engagement or marriage. Things like emotional ties, unfaithfulness, breakups, not to mention unwanted pregnancy, and disease could result from having sex too early in a relationship. Sex has too much focus in our society. I feel that the sexual revolution in the 60's contributed to more divorces, more broken families, less responsibility and more impulsivity.