Kosher Joe: Do you believe in Chrismukkah? (Hanukkah Parody)

[FnKFallout1]

sorry it took me so long but i llllllllllllove this nice job keep up the great work

[M0LNE]

\о

[greyhunter500]

... i dont realy get it:P

[anifbim]

I think this cartoon is entertaining, but I don't understand it.

[trillyondad]

Xtians got their version, we stand proud to our own tradition:

Channukka is mentionned in the Talmud: Babylonian Talmud Shabbat 21b

See:

innernet . org . il/article . php?aid=11

Got you CosherJoey!

[WhiteHawkUK]

This video makes me want to fire up an oven. I'm not even hungry.

[fonz1231]

question for ya, do you believe in the Talmude(spelling) and the kabalah(spelling) ??

[loredelamore]

What animation program are you using here?

[MrKillien]

not feeling the vid.... a bit of undertone hate there. happy new years.

[anime17freak]

lol

[anime17freak]

can we get a bigger t-rex?? cmon guys

[WhatsUnderTheBridge]

i like the bit with the jews dressed as romans. like the jews dressed as nazis.or the muslims dressed as bacon. or the new testament being something to be ashamed of. when everyone knows that all religion is a joke. that's some seriously un-funny funny shit...

[alden103]

I'm atheist

[kittyruIer10]

really well done! thumbs up!

[everythingonearth]

very good!

[hannahwesberry]

very nice vid :) my family loved it alot :)

[Oprah8790]

as I said before, these are jews for jesus a christian sect. We Jews do not promote our religion like these false "jews" do. They have constantly tried to use things like these to make jews convert to christianty.

[Oprah8790]

A sect of christians! Do not try and spread you message to convert jews. We dont convert christians, so you don't need to do it too us!!

[Ceciliaorion]

bela versão! beijos !!!

[luv6pup90660]

So awesome! Thumbs up!

[HardCorpsPredator]

The nemisis should be a natzi.

LoL! A New Testament Jew! Awsome! Jews rock! I kinda wish I was Jewish, or at least half Jew. Bring on the racist bastards! BRING IT!

[erscott13]

Adorable! Thanks for sending me this.

[danieklerr]

I thought it was campy and funny, in a nerdy sort of way. In other words, it was my cup of borscht!

[JunoShades]

Jews are the cause of all the worlds problems, Nazi's are the solution.

[ThunderGunGaming]

@JunoShades da fack

[amihigher]

Mega LIKE!

:-)

HIGHER

[TheZenmobi]

You well ...........No comment

[2ndhanseimen]

god is great. people need to realize how all religions are equal and came from the same place. there is only one true religion no matter wat its called were u come from!!!!! thanks joe for sending that!!!!

[Sprinnas]

cool =))

[songshepherd]

I LOVE this!!!

Hanukkah Sameach!!

[bossss56]

JEWS FOR JESUS ?

your video is fake and you self are fake

dislike

[2ndhanseimen]

@bossss56 you must be a fuckin dirty terrorist muslim, i got news for your kind!!! u may get 100 virgins for your deeds. but it will be 100 unwanted homos!!!! fyi

[marcy300]

0_0

[Livesimmer1]

this is funny but i am not jewish.... but i do like the hanuka song dradle idk why it funny to me though

[jashinfollower0001]

WTF...

[wiigoldlion]

how funny . you guys are dorks for sure. be cool.

[kapsaski]

These guys aren't Jews anyway! They are a Christian sect !

[crockalotadizero]

this is crap

[chickyfinn]

Thanks for sharing...I didn't know any of that!

[Virus190395]

Чувак, я английский плохо знаю, и ни как не могу оценить видео по сюжету..

А вот картинка класная!!! Если это ты делал, то тогда тебе огромный Respect)))

[YardenAWilliams]

I think the problem people are having with this video is that it isn't serious enough. It seems silly.

[rblanchard05]

This is really offensive. Terrible job.

[computerpurple]

My favorite part was the cameo by YOSHI.

[thrillscience]

This is the most offensive thing I've ever seen on YouTube. 

[jackbliss]

YOSHI lol.. nywayz nice writing and pretty funny but u really need to work on your voice acting and graphics a bit.

[NoLimitsTV1]

Very cool fun thumbs up.

[iclandgirl]

I was told to view this-- BUT WHY? ugh.

[NWOrDREGS]

lol...I love it!

[dikraneg]

Ok, here is my feedback. I don't like Christmas, I don't like Hannukah, I don't like your video (not that I've watched it, mind you) and I don't like you. Happy?

[BARBARA987651]

Witam .

Jest dobrze , SUPER !!!

[Tompettylady601]

nice story its really cool but why does it feel like i have been spammed hey person did you spammed me please explain to me

[Menechem]

Chag sameach Jews for Jesus! Another great posting. I used to attack you when I worked with Jews For Judaism, now as I went from Shaul, to Paul (my Hebrew name ironically Menechem Shaul), I love you, and give you a hearty Yasher koach for your Gospel efforts

[smileMJ33]

ahahaa:)) nice video Thankx hunny !

[DancingSpiderman]

I checked for verification's sake... the New Testicle DOES in fact mention the Hanukkah !

[zabeliiulet]

Well i am muslim !

[Scoinsoffaterocks]

You're getting there...

[mouvan]

Nice, but I am not a Christian anymore ;-)

[unh0lyher0]

lol wtf

[KittytooSexy]

cool

[dustydonnay]

Actually, for those who are truly unaware of the facts. Christianity is a form of Judaism. And according to Paul, all Christians are Jews INWARDLY not of the circumcision, but of THE HEARTH! What Jew is the greatest heir of The Inheritance, The one who is of the Blood, or the one who is of The Heart? Ask yourself, you know The Lord......which of These two would God incline His ear to? I am a Jew of The Heart! Grafted into the Promise of Abraham by The Blood of The Messiah! Yeshua!

[MrRyandietrich]

biggest waist of time ever, you wanna know what solves the problem of religion? the absence of it.

[Oprah8790]

These people are NOT JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They aree christians promoting Jews to convert!!!!!

[darkallegiance666]

Boring. Don't spam me again just to get your views up, please.

[iminyourbasement]

no me gusta

[thebeans380]

dumber than dirt.........................

[MegaMarine06]

LOL! lovin the sound fx when Maccabee kicks the pig! :P

[kkasper007]

I thought your cartoons were great~~~ :0) topic was fine too~~:0) have a good day..

[xPeachPowerx]

Sweet, I like the LOTR elves :D

[neilbee]

My lord - That was one fucking awful video. Next time you want to send a link to someone...Pick some other fucker.

[Adsapaps]

HAHA, That was great!

What software do you use? :)

[DamianNixon]

What's this??? Promote Jewism Week???? This is pathetically written and put across. You are deliberately alienating your 'trawled' audience. So maybe that's your intenion? Who knows? Who cares? Poor effort..and pretty boring!!

[WhiteHawkUK]

@mikaelminyun123 : I'd be willing to bet that almost all those dislikes were submitted for the same reason I clicked the 'dislike' button - the video was sent to me unsolicited, and I don't take kindly to spam. I take it especially badly when the spam is religion-related. I don't believe in the tooth fairy, and I don't subscribe to the ridiculous notion that I should respect the beliefs of those who do. Spam does not often receive welcome responses.

[SnoweyMan111]

Comedy isn't this easy. I suppose this could be deemed good if it was aimed at an younger audience. Thus not about the subject it's about.

Just my constructive criticism.

[DontRepYourCity]

@SnoweyMan111 That was among the best comments I've read on this video.

[SnoweyMan111]

@DontRepYourCity Aim to please ;)

No really what's so good about it? I guess there's alot of "This is retarded" and "This is gay" comments here. But clearly people have much more interesting opinions here. I don't even care about the religious aspects here.

[Sinisterene]

Stupid, unfunny, gay and badly made

[Vulper]

WTF? this is retarded.

[Skoshtwo]

Listen. I don't give the slightest about the Jews or Christians or Muslims or anything. I'm just a humble atheist trying to go by, and if it's OK by you, I'd like to be left THE FUCK alone. Thanks

[FalconAlpaca]

@Skoshtwo I'm sorry man, it's people like this that just ruin for everybody else. To be honest, I'm ashamed people of my religion still do shit like this.

[gotyourtongue]

Hey, what's up with all the hateful and mean comments???

[IONICSILVER]

To:

JackAssJoe,

do no longer send me your shit.

Kapish??

[gotyourtongue]

@IONICSILVER if you don't want it, block it.

[GrrrIamMad]

Why would you send this crap? Seriously I don't care about Jewish holidays. They all have this theme:

"They tried to kill us, we survived"

Stop sending me spam, retard.

[WhiteHawkUK]

Spam reported. Video disliked and playback aborted before completion. Negative comment posted.

Now, Kosher Joe, consider how many of your spam victims account for the number of dislikes, and ask yourself- does spamming actually get you the results you want, or are you just a complete wanker? Give it serious thought.

[rucki456]

haha very funny !

[katkal3]

why would you send me this? Do i look like someone who gives a rat's ass about hannukah?

[elusuario989]

Alright, I've seen enough, now back to masturbate, again.. :I

[bartronZ]

this is fucking crap, get a life

[fernandohmoran]

I disliked. Thanks for the spam.

[aslacuentayya]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??

[TheBajswoman666]

Stupid religion!!!

[andyprotech]

верните мне минуту жизни!!!!! это такая хуета ))))

[Rozdolskiy95]

Ну прикольное видео! Евреи победили!

[Krush1694]

Pretty funny :)

[pattywolfkiel]

oh sweet, i found Hanukkah mentioned in the Bible!! but not by it's name anyway ("a feast of the dedication, and it was winter"), but still!

[OmegaSeekerr]

What holiday could possibly have more relevance than one that celebrates God keeping the energy supply going?

[TheGreatkid55]

@OmegaSeekerr What is this 'God' thou speakest of

[virtueisin]

Haha...great stuff!

[iiiGass]

jews are iDiots

[LordofChaos595]

Haha, I love fairy tales :D

[JackeShanTwo]

@LordofChaos595 They're fucking epic. You know the story about the tooth fairy, bigfoot, the flying spaghetti monster, Jesus etc etc... :P

[op665]

lol its funny at how stereo typed hawanickka (cant spell it i know) is...only jews could be so cheap to streach fuel for that long; cheap ass's!!! lol jk

[cj6732]

I liked that... twas lolz

[LuckyMishra84]

nice....

[TheWoodcreekFaction]

Pretty humorous.

[ohadyakov]

funny

[XChillX42]

This video is just terrible and unfunny...

[news4lifejrnlst]

Jesus is Christ the Son of the living God

[XChillX42]

@news4lifejrnlst prove it.

[davidls11]

@news4lifejrnlst lol @ believing in the supernatural.

[NA201112]

If we can burn all pigs to dust and flat all seas to lands, then ,we human being world may not think about wars any more, and will be all relatives actually, then, we will become another real heaven , even more productive and better looking than the moon who is quiet and clean. :) Kill all filthy animals. :) Peace. :)

[GesandterHollywoods]

Christmas Hanukkah Ramadan all the Same

[MidnightWriter8210]

I have always liked the message of Hannukkah better than the one at Christmas. Thanks for this creative video!!

[a0eoj]

Jews for Jesus?

Calling yourself a "Jew for Jesus" is like saying you're gullible enough to believe whatever bullshit is shoveled your way.

Weren't the myths about Abraham and Moses enough?

Consider this: maybe god is imaginary and the bible is a fairytale.

[cynic150]

You should first know who your target audience is and then tailor your cartoon to them alone. I am sure many people will not know what you are talking about. And there are so many interruptions to the story and the cartoon being so short you do not make a convincing story. You are trying to be funny but telling a serious story at the same time, therefore confusing the viewer.

[MrOdsplut]

what the fuuuuuuuck

[RabiBabaMezia]

.....ffffffffffffUCK JEWS :D

[85yzzi]

;D

[7sinbin]

Very very funny, and well. Done

[joshfoxx420]

MORE DISLIKES THAN LIKES HMMW WHAT THAT MEAN

[damusmoose]

Why did this God or what ever ? put this bullshit together trillions of years ago in a plan that was suppose ably written in his words and creation and i cant change a dam thing in my stature such as face height penis brain butt toes feet ears and nose that i dont want and cannot be corrected as a male 5 foot tall and expect me to believe in a heaven that it created and nobody on this fuc!! en earth has ever seen it like every one that know and they all say the same i dont know its bullshit

[jymstone3]

Great stuff! I love it...

[PantheraAtrox]

You sent me a request asking me who Jesus was. Below is your answer.

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

John 1:14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

John 8:58 "I tell you the truth," Jesus answered, "before Abraham was born, I am!"

[MrRunningwolfe]

@politicoochie09...(Continued)­...chaos in the world. One hears it on the news every day. Atheism has been the cause, not the cure. I grant it that there are those who calls themselves Christians, who in fact are not, and have no clue what a Christian is. I do not doubt, that you, or most Atheists, have never met a real Christian. But Real Christians do exist. I'm sorry that you never met a genuine Christian. But anyway, I won't take it further. I won't debate. I'm just passing my observation.

[politicoochie09]

@MrRunningwolfe When I discuss the contradictions of the Bible, I'm always asked to cite chapter and verse to prove how right I am. So, here I will have to request "chapter and verse" regarding your allegation that any mainstream atheist calls atheism a religion. Show me. As far as who or what a Christian is or isn't, that's really not up to you. People like you immediately disown a Christian the moment one of your kind gets in trouble with the law. You say, "He's not a real Christian!"....

[InitHello]

Uh... Someone sent me this and invited me to share my opinion of Yeshua the Nazarene, called Chrestos by some, so here goes:

If he existed, and if he was somewhat as described in the religious texts people generally cite, he sounds like not a bad moral philosopher. Being an atheist, I can't really say I accept the extraordinary claims of his divinity.

[Notajewforu]

In response to your message about your video - my opinion is that I have no interest whatsoever in Hanukkah in the same vein that I have no interest in the Jew.

[function13]

Nice job. Not the funniest thing in the world, but informative.

[camiotron]

GOODBYE JEEEEEEEWS!!!!!!!!

[Gridzheh9]

I am wondering what program you used to draw your animation frames?  They are very well drawn and appear to be some sort of vector like Adobe Illustrator or Corel draw. I am an animator also so this Information would be of interest to me.

[sowishfull]

geez, everyone is so serious! Have a little fun with this one:

youtube.com/watch?v=B6VMui_Zyl­4&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

[flippytrick00]

@politicoochie09 congragulations, want an award or something?

[MrButerfinger]

When you really think about it god is kind of a asshole. O_o

[MrAgentGreeny]

2:55 = the best part

Also god isn't real, true story.

[sevless]

reem me reem me so hard and far up my fucking ass wont be able to walk for a DAMN WEEK

[JaggHoff]

Look, I don't wanna shatter your feelings, but this video is just plain bad. It's not funny, it's awkward, and it's sloppy. It just sucks, and I cringed watching this.

[MadArab2012]

Video need more gigs to keep the audience drawn into the plot of the theme you're going for. try more transitions. thats my unprofessional opinion.

[ekpil2000]

not bad in fact I liked it.

The lips sync could us a little work.

[offxbyxone]

hahaha - that was funny!

[AlfredtheGreat95]

Um...

[Uberlaser]

Why have you emailed me with this brainwashed junk?

[GASSengeneer]

fuck jews & fuck their 3000 years old stories

[ReasonableAtheist]

This is really stupid and lame and... science FTW

[AtheismKills]

@ReasonableAtheist If you really supported science, you'd accept the religion that created it. Do the reasonable thing, abandon the ignorance of atheism.

[berenjervin]

@AtheismKills

>abandon the ignorance of atheism

Priceless.

[biddycy]

@berenjervin fuck you religion has killed more people than atheists have

[berenjervin]

@biddycy

ROFL - read what I said. That person's comment IS priceless.

Its no different that calling someone ignorant for not believing in the tooth fairy.

[biddycy]

@berenjervin atheismkills is a fucking retard and yea that was the most ignorant thing i ever heard

[biddycy]

@AtheismKills ignorance of atheism wow dude that is the stupidest thing i ever heard

[ReasonableAtheist]

@AtheismKills

Sorry, but I dont need make-believe. It's bogus and you know it. Astrology?Souls? Dragons? Come on. Science isn't something you even understand- it's a method, simple as that. It dosnt promise perfect answers, it simply allows the user to refine data and principle until you have a better predictive model of some concept. Being falsifiable is important. I can say I have a monster under my bed, which IS falsifiable, but we cant search everywhere for your god. It's MAKE BELIEVE

[dopejoel]

science is better...

[AtheismKills]

@dopejoel Science comes from religion. Science began as the study of God's creation. There is no contradiction between science and religion.

[dopejoel]

@AtheismKills statements aren't arguments..

[biddycy]

@AtheismKills science disproves god dumb shit

[MadArab2012]

@biddycy Science does not disprove it, if anything it proves god exists. But that's only if your definition of god is the creative force that made existance. It does however prove that god is not some deity that tells us what to do and whatnot....

[joshmastablasta]

religion teaches us to hate those that believe different. to me, philosophy is the key to living an INSIGHTFUL and HAPPY existence. Not everyone believes in what i believe, but my beliefs do not require them to.

[AtheismKills]

@joshmastablasta "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you" - Jesus (Matthew 5:44). Does that sound like hatred to you?

[joshmastablasta]

sigh.... i will refrain from crushing your religious beliefs because if i told you the truth everything you know would change and your brain would explode from having and information overload.

[tdgarguile]

I cannot fathom how I am still amazed at the PURE hatred that individuals express towards religion of any kind! Gracious people, do you not even stop to consider that your hate is directed at the wrong thing? PEOPLE comitted atrocities not religion. Yes I know that there are some horrific things in the Bible directed towards this enemy or another but since the time of Christ that hasn't been the case. Just like the attacks of Sept. 11, people did that not the religion of Islam. God Bless all!

[politicoochie09]

@tdgarguile People act on what's in their head. Quite often, what's in their head is some ignorant religious doctrine that motivates them to do a horrible deed. Do you really think those people that commit terrorist acts in the name of religion would do it anyway if there was no religion?

[AtheismKills]

@politicoochie09 You're blaming all religion for a few Muslim terrorists whose motivations are politically based anyway. Most terrorists have been atheist. The Atheist Communist "Shining Path" have murdered 30,000 Peruvian peasants in their campaign to impose an Atheist Communist state. The Red Brigades and the Bader-Meinhoff Gang killed people in Europe in the 1980s. Do you think they would have done it if there was no atheism?

[AtheismKills]

@politicoochie09 Atheist Anarchists invented terrorism in the 19th Century. They began the tactic of planting bombs among civilians such as in shops and railway stations. We have a lot to blame atheism for.

[AlfredtheGreat95]

@AtheismKills Ok even as someone who is devout, I can say that is bogus. Both people of religion or without have committed horrible acts of violence and cruelty. It's not what denomination or religion you belong to, but what is in the heart that really matters.