The Sopranos. Chris Moltisanti sorts out artie.

[TheJamesAgony]

i love the end. SLAP!

[ichater]

I love the lighting in this scene, it reminds me of the godfather films

[MobKnowledge]

Tony having to diffuse a tense situation between two people he genuinely cares about; I didn't envy him.

[EthanShreve18]

Artie is a good guy but he does some stupid shit. I am surprised Tony didn't whack him after he pointed a rifle at tony after he found out what actually happened to his original restruant.

[CannibalCarp]

Tap dancin' for the reaper is never a good idea.

[shimatetsuo2019]

Typical Artie.

He bites off more than he can chew knowing that he can always run to Tony.

[ALEXABRATE98]

He slap him in face YEA!

[ALEXABRATE98]

lol he had luck.I will kill him on first ball!

:D

[Cypriis]

I love how it ended with a smack lmao

[Willtasticful]

i love how he smacks the table. Napoleon complex?

[cyberphant0m]

Charmaine's tits were way better...

[markomania15]

lol the fucking ending

[Srd1126]

Artie is lucky he is still alive. You don't talk to a made guy that way. And you don't talk to a made guy that way when you know better than to talk to a made guy that way.

[crackernumber2]

@Srd1126 yeh and when he just got his button and is sitting with the boss its really not a good idea

[dinkhead1]

adriana had the bangin body, slim and tight, and a really pretty face...just a dope guidette...charmaine, she was classier, and she was older, a 'milf' if u wanna call it...but i don't want the word milf to have any negative connotations...when i say milf, i mean a developed, beautiful, so deeply desirable woman who u don't wanna fuck, but who you wanna make sweet sweet sweet love to

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

"u don't wanna fuck, but who you wanna make sweet sweet sweet love to"

Jesus....Act like you got a pair. This coming from a woman...'dink'head.

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X a boy can dream

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Just go outside and say "hello". You'd be surprised how many women will stop to talk.

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X HELLO...shit i'm not outside yet...okay here i go, wish me luck

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Well!? How did it go?

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X i said 'hello' and she said 'honey, i'm married.' i think i have to start looking for girls my age lol

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Well!? How did it go this time?

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X i said hello and we started talking and then i abruptly said to her 'you put the ass in assets' and she slapped me across the face...i'm gonna give it one more try

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Well?

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X we're getting married tomorrow. Thanks for everything

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

In other words you didn't talk to any women, you're still single and you will still continue to masterbate over the free Porn videos version of YouTube.

Yep....you're a dink alright :/

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X no we really are getting married. in vegas. we're gonna exchange vows in some dumpy ass wedding hall, take off in my air-polluting mustang, and suck down ciggs and whiskey like our mouths are fuckin vacuum cleaners. we gonna get so drunk that i'll probably start cursing and starting with every person we drive by while my wife lifts up her wedding gown and shows everyone her big ass bush that she's been growin for the past 10 years. it's gonna be a night to remember

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

*sigh*

You're so alone.

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X alone, but not lonely*

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

You really need a woman. How old ar you?

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X i'm 22. lol listen to u tellin me what i need. i'm single and about as content as could be. if i could get a chance with a woman like charmaine for one night in bed, i'd jump on it. but i'm NOT ready for a relationship. lol why don't you stop worrying about me and focus on yourself...i'm sure you have your own problems to worry about

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Issuse's but not problems. However, seems like I struck a nerve. If you want to be a cock-sucker about it though......FINE!

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X you can never read someone's tone over the internet

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Of cousre you can, otherwise what would be the point of novels.

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X novelists are good at it...regular people not so much

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

You shouldn't put yourself down. You're not "regular" ;0

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X lol true...btw, you just made a ;0 face...i don't think people actually make that face...try it right now and you'll see what i mean ;)

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

When people orgasm they do....WAAA HHAAAAYYYY!

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X lol oh so you were just making an orgasm face...i get it

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

Whats wrong? You seem so sad.

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X no nothing sad about an orgasm

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

You really need a smack don't you???

[dinkhead1]

@brightlights456X yeah right on my ass. with a wooden spoon, please

[brightlights456X]

@dinkhead1

I don't know what to make of you. What do you look like?

[mrtundra45]

Charmaine has a hot cunt i would suck it all night....

[NavCorps1]

I fucking love how Chris slams the fork on the table I don't know why

[cekinxxx]

@NavCorps1 cause he wanted to beat artie, but was forced to leave

[Aquarius01271992]

1:17 Chrissy's death stare. I would've just shut up right there.

[ALEXABRATE98]

lol like grim reaper :D

[Constance2000]

chrissie's hot

[marlito166]

pimp hand is by far superior than no other!!!

[havik206]

Artie is so oblivious to the fact that he has a big fuckin mouth and that people dont like hearin him talk.

[MegaBeerwolf]

Fuck Artie, Fuck Chrissie and Fuck Tony and Fuck You

[mrtundra45]

@MegaBeerwolf <-- retarded?

[MegaBeerwolf]

@mrtundra45 I guess so cuz Christopher was one of my favorite characters and I don't own a Glock. I'm a 1911 .45 guy. Are YT accounts hackable? Stupid question I guess.

[Tokopol]

@MegaBeerwolf You're right. All of them were fucking cartoon characters. I always preferred Richie and Feech.

[dinkhead1]

@mrtundra45 lol couldn't agree more

[MegaBeerwolf]

Fuck these fake ass tough guys tony and christopher. PUSSIES

[SigurdHeathen]

@MegaBeerwolf

Looked to me like Christopher was reader to take out his eye. Not so fake to me.

[calvinjohnsonisGOD]

When breaking your balls, goes too far.

[BigOldMrKnish]

lol @ wolfgang fuckface.hahahah

[Shujinkjoe]

u think ur the only one that knows how to swing a meat cleaver

[dariosimic5]

chrissy is a real italian. he defends his woman like a real italian would do

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@dariosimic5 yeah, and he also beats his woman like a real italian would too

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

all you fucks saying meadow was the hottest need to be locked up with the rest of the child molesters you sick cunts

[Shujinkjoe]

@TheWackadooFuckhead she is of age whats ur problem? if she was 11 itd be sick but shes over 18

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@Shujinkjoe just fuckin with ya

[Shujinkjoe]

@TheWackadooFuckhead hahahahaha i love it....this is my favorite show....it ended in 2007 and i still watch it any time its on

[CRAZYJ10ify]

@TheWackadooFuckhead Your name fits you perfect!!!

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@CRAZYJ10ify Thank you very much kobe bryant.

[BelfastAtheist]

@TheWackadooFuckhead

Saying a Woman (Jamie-Lynn signer) who was 20 years old when Episode 1 aired makes me a child molestor? lol

[wollo33]

wolfgang fuckface. great line

[OdiseyThe]

Wanna try cookin with one fuckin eye!!!

[HardikG121]

hell yeah, Adriana was pretty hot, but Charmaine was even hotter

[jcthomas521]

@HardikG121 no way meadow first then adriana then tonys old russian  guma then tonys bmw guma then charmaine

[GlennShook]

Chris was the fucking man. And Meadow was hottest followed by Charmaine then adriana.

[jetelegen]

Charmaine vs. Adriana in the who's hotter contest...tell you what, I'll take the loser.

[ak34809723]

charmaine > adriana

[unluckymonkeyboy]

It's all fun and games till Chris gets mad and fucks your shit up.

[myautomobilefunk]

@unluckymonkeyboy yeah but with a fork...why dont just hand by hand? Moltisanti was a coward .

[moltisanti76]

@myautomobilefunk one thing christopher was not was a coward!

[myautomobilefunk]

@moltisanti76 yes he is :D ... why not a hand by hand? .

[Mattykcanoetrippin]

1:01 christophers face is priceless

[samdogmc12]

i like the way tony watches this scene slowly go bad... a touch of disbelief.

[AbnoCreations]

That wasn't really a "sorting". It was more like a "lasing out". If it was real sorting Tony would've probably approved of it.

[dirtylos30]

Chris. one of my favorite characters from the show

[VonLeenknecht]

who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar? 

[FuckFaceUnited2000]

@VonLeenknecht where have I heard that before?

[VonLeenknecht]

@FuckFaceUnited2000 The Departed...!!!

[FuckFaceUnited2000]

@VonLeenknecht oh yeah, ha!

[unluckymonkeyboy]

Chris had a certain chemically-depended pussification problem, but that didn't make him one to fuck with. He didn't take shit.

[StashBurners]

AJ's girl at the construction site is the best lookin woman on the show. The Korean guys daughter was bangin too

[swoolinc]

adriana was NOT the hottest woman on the show... i guess you didnt watch it to the end? there were many many hot women throughout the show... pay attention who tony was screwing!

[droburna219]

"What you think your the only one who knows how to swing a meat cleaver?" ha dont fuck with Chrissy

[potromilenium]

wanna try cooking with one fuckin eye??!!! lol

just awesom...!!

[playadominical]

why did you cut the best part of the scene out, when tony "explains" it to artie?

[dolamich]

smack !!!!! 1:42

[crackernumber2]

what a stupid thing for artie to do... i mean im sure hey knows crissy has a horrible temper. Plus the kid just go made.... hes gonna be puffed up like a motherfucker over it and you go and start talking silly about his girl?? ?

i love arite, good actor who plays him. Artie reminds me a bit of chevy chase.

[RealAmericanHero420]

LOL...Tony just bitch slaps Artie in the last second of the vid! LOL

[bluetoaster8822]

@RealAmericanHero420 It's even funnier what happens next.

[champlainabc]

0:58 his hair looks fluffy lol

[NewPricksOnTheBlock]

Love the ending, calssic bitch slap leaves you wanting the whole scene lmfaoo

[HardikG121]

lol, Tony yells at chris like a dog

[jarkool]

haha he slaps him then it ends

[BRANDSTATION]

4 people have tried to cook with one eye.

[therealist811]

0:56 - 1:01 LOL

And the bitch slap ending haha.

[RealAmericanHero420]

haha....Tony just bitch slaps him at the end of this video! LOL LOL!!

[LionofNJ2013]

@er3012

well now theres boardwalk empire. seems to be starting a little slow but when you think about it so did sopranos. and ive already seen 4 actors from the sopranos (butchie, benny fazio, corky caporale and of course tony blundetto)

[highwind8124]

You simply don't touch Chris Moltisanti. You just don't.

[mymanjay]

The best part is cut short because that was the perfect pimp slap that Tony thru at the end there.

[tehBLAX]

love how he messes his hair then fixes it hahahaha

[QuetzalDeLaCielo]

0:40 chris's face is priceless LOL!

[themantj987]

What season was this?

[UvlezapanjeTV]

@themantj987 3rd

[MissBaybz]

hahah the slap at the end

[RichyJA]

artie's wife hmmmm her face and her attitude turned me on

[IVomitOnYourGod]

@RichyJA More like her big tits.

[MentalSentinel]

you cut off this video at exactly the right time

[Thomistica]

Wolfgang Fuckface lol

[highwind8124]

I'm amazed Artie lived.

[madbandicooot]

breaking balls always turns nasty :D

[KleWdSide]

@madbandicooot Yeah, but Artie wasn't breaking balls. It was really a mask for his hostility

[FollettoAssassino]

great series!

but in Italy Tony Soprano is a little kid, compared to the real boss that are screewing my beautiful country

[StyrbjornStarke]

@FollettoAssassino which boss would that be?

[FollettoAssassino]

@StyrbjornStarke:

"our" real bosses:

Totò Riina, Bernardo Provenzano, and many others...

if you read "Gomorra" by Roberto Saviano or watch some good reportage about Sicylian mafia, Camorra (Campania) o 'Ndrangheta (Calabria) and their power and "way of life" and business, you'll see what i'm talking about

(i have the "luck" to live in the region of Sacra corona unita: Puglia)

[StyrbjornStarke]

@FollettoAssassino I havent read the book gomorra but i saw the film, i also saw some documentary about the sicilian mafia and how they blew up some roman politician by blowing a whole road up. so yeah those guys arent playing :o

but the mafia is worst in siciliy isnt it?

[FollettoAssassino]

@StyrbjornStarke:

yes. In Sicily. But the situation is more complex. in a very simple way:

Cosa Nostra rules only in Sicily and has the strongest connection with the political power and institutions (Berlusconi(that fuckin' criminal-clown) his a slut of Cosa Nostra.

the mafia of Naples and Campania(Camorra) is also very powerfull and fierce. more dangerous than CosaNostra

the southern Italy is directly controlled.In the North the clans operate in a different way (high finance and politics)

[67DieHardPatriot454]

arty was the drunken guy here. Went way to far. Like a typical drunk jelous guy.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol i like how the vid ended with the slap

[jam09ism]

What a slap

[dontleademsomuch]

wolfgang fuckface!

[checkwat1234]

chris got pissed cuz when artie was massaging him at 0:20 artie licked him

[OdiseyThe]

You wanna try cooking with one fuckin EYE!

[crushf5]

damn you definetly don't get chris pissed even tony was getting nervous

[NMghost223]

@crushf5 thats a weird feeling, being in a situation between two people youre friendly with and they start beefin a little bit, its very awkward

[Crust218]

SMACK! LOL

[reyfuego360]

Artie was being real stupid right here thinking he could talk down 2 a made guy in da mob especially in Tony's mob. He was also stupid 4 thinking Adriana was gonna leave Chris 4 him. Artie was such a funny character

[MurphGiovanni]

@reyfuego360 come on, brother....i think just about every dude has done some stupid shit over a girl that he's caught feelings for

[reyfuego360]

I feel what u saying son but come on there are boundaries u just don't cross especially if da girl is engaged

[MurphGiovanni]

yeah i hear ya...if adrianna was feeling him, then maybe i could understand it....but she wasn't at all interested in artie....and i agree w/ you...artie was a funny dude....he stood up to chris here...and he whooped benny's ass in another episode....but when it came time to collect money from that little french guy, he got all nervous and scared

[MaX1MuS2k7]

his hands just about to connect with arties bald head, and the clips cuts short!! WTF!!!!! :O

[OriginalHazeBX]

That's was an East Coast "you stupid sonova bitch" smack, deadly when the right person deploys one.

In Tony's case, he just nuked this guys head. Lmao

[MissBaybz]

lol christophers such a lil psyco.

[FUshudafugup]

actually the lady in vegas the one t did peyote with was the hottest girl ever on the show but Ad was next in line then the lady chris met in rehab then meadow

[Cafetero1075]

damn, this clip was cut short.

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

Chris was so goddamn fine..........ugh! i hated Tony's fatass for killing him

[MurphGiovanni]

@Lovetheskorpionshow suck his big nose

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

Yeah, but still hott

[vincefave]

Artie's the best. He has picked fights with two mobsters and beat them both in the end.

[xElectricVibe]

lol, wolfguy and fuckface.

;D hahahahaaa.

Tony.

[MurphGiovanni]

@xElectricVibe it's wolfgang, not "wolfguy"...lol open your ears

[snappycruise]

adrianna's nails always freak me out! ugly!

[bonillaboy]

lol at the slap

[davetherave22]

moltisanti was so awesome, i love it how he slams the fork down on the table.

[OJK86]

she would have been better off with Artie! she wouldnt be dead for a start

[lp32862]

Once a bitch always a bitch. But Artie did have that one moment where he beat Benny's ass down. Every dog has its day. I guess. By the way I would have loved to plowed Artie's wife doggy style. If you give a fuck

[nweeezy]

she was dope

[MonoDde]

She was hot as fuck.

[Psychology]

Yeah, she was the hottest woman on the show, no contest.

[maddingo12]

@Psychology No way, Artie's wife was the hottest. Best tits, hands down.

[MobHeataEnt]

@Psychology I disagree, I liked Artie's wife better she had some curves on her .

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@Psychology i disagree ade was hot but she had a slightly masculine face also she was a little tall and lanky for me i think kelly chris's wife at the end was hot

[bartjuhh12]

@Psychology meadow was good contest

[CottageLife100]

@Psychology no way, meadow took that reign. 100%

[Maryjaneslave]

@CottageLife100: Tony's Russian girlfriend, Irina, is smokin' too.

[guitar19904]

@Maryjaneslave

yes she was indeed the sex lol, so was adriana and arties wife

[BelfastAtheist]

@Maryjaneslave

Irina was definantly the hottest Sopranos chick. Albeit the craziest.

[guitar19904]

@BelfastAtheist

irina was amazing

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

@Psychology one of the hottest who-weres

[melissak380]

@DEACONAP4LOVE - LMAO!!! I love the way Ralphie says that!!! My mom and I still imitate him to this day LOL!!!

[acitalianman13]

@DEACONAP4LOVE lol i cant stand it when ralphy pronounces whores like that.

[dierichtigkeit]

@Psychology

later on it was definately meadow

but im only a young buck

[shamrock118]

@Psychology

what about Livia ?

[bankNbakeGuy]

@Psychology nope. it was artie's wife. forget her name. she was the hottest woman on the show, in the earlier seasons for sure.

[bdshank]

@bankNbakeGuy Are you kidding me? What about Janice

[bankNbakeGuy]

@bdshank lol shut up dude... arties wife was bangin!