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  • Richards was thinking "nigger" the whole time.

  • disgusting

  • Mitzvah Capacity sounds like a Klezmer synthesizer band.

  • @2:02 - "That goofy, motha fuckin' man in that room....."

  • I had to join up for a month lmao

  • If you want to nail a job interview, you better go in there and white that shit out. Danny Dubenstien the shit out of that mother fucker.

  • 0:35

  • this guy deserves a meme

  • "What's with the suit? You look like Farrakhan. The bow tie... the glasses"

    "Look man, I was trying the fuck this Muslim girl, man, I had to join it for a month, okay?"

    LMAO

  • got to keep your mitzvah capacity full!

  • Every thing i ate, taste like peaches

  • 0:38 dat face.

  • @carlawon yeah big deal!

  • My absolute favorite Curb scene. Love me some Danny Duberstein. "Fuckin Voila!!"

  • The face he makes after saying "peaches" gets me every time

  • And I forgot how to multiply!!

  • Press 7. He's busting his ass!

  • Danny Dooberstien is good at 2 things, Math and Fuckin'.

  • Brother Mouzone lookin muthafucka

  • You got to recharge the mitzvah lol

  • Good ol' Danny Duberstein

  • everything i ate... tasted like peaches!

  • Damn Leon really did "white that shit the F out"

  • He's saying " W'allah" -a joke about the muslim girl he was trying to bang

  • Was this before or after the Kramer meltdown?

  • @BrKT85 This was after. That's why when Michael Richards opens the door to Leon (cut out in this video), he says "OMG! Look I made a mistake. It's been 3 years. Please don't hurt me!"

  • 'Whats with the suit?'

    'I was trying to fuck this muslim girl , i had to sign up for a month'

    I was in tears the first time i saw that - genius!

  • 13 people are good at math, but not at fuckin'

  • 'I Danny Dubersteined the fuck out of that man!' brilliant

  • i could subtract but i couldn't multiply 

  • that goofy motherfucking man in that room ... LOL

  • ill white that shit up

  • my favourite leon scene!

  • everything I ate tasted like peaches

    LOLOLOL

  • the grodt(s) disease is the get rich or die trying disease. the acronym came from 50 cent's  1st album. i know some people with that. not pretty.

  • It's probably the glasses.

  • So...at the end of this clip, is Kramer gonna be like, "He's a nigger, he's a nigger!" ? lol

  • "I don't even know what A groats disease is"

  • "three times"

  • You gotta RECHARGE lmao

  • great fucking scene. the show is the best i've seen.

  • fuckin' VOILA

  • The two greatest characters in tv history meet...

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  • I think I'm low on Mitzvah, it must be nearing 13 years.

  • Leons face at 27 seconds in gives me stomach cramps from laughing so hard!

  • Hahahah the glasses were back tonight.

  • @IntheOT yep! and it was hilarious

  • does anyone else notice that Leon is pretty much larry's kramer. Difference is he lives with him instead of across the hall. and hes black. but he eats his food, borrows things, doesnt do shit lol, its awesome, kramer vs leon, whos funnier?

  • @WPatrick27 leon

  • 12 people mitzvah's were not up to capacity

  • Leon's look at 0:28

  • 12 people have to recharge their mitzvah

  • THIS THE WHITEST SHIT I GOT RIGHT HERE

  • Look, man, I'm just tryna fuck this muslim girl man. I had to join em for a month, okay.

  • "That goofy mothafucka in that room right there will survive that shit." Leon is the best!!

  • I Danny Duberstein the fuck out of that man in that room!!! Lmao

  • Leon is the Kramer of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's only fitting these two explosive personalities have classic scene together! I love it!

  • LOL at Mitzvah Capacify

  • why would Larry have this piece of shit schmuck Michael Alexander on his show ?

  • @Fasil777 Don't know if trolling or retarded.

  • @mrbrockpeters trolling is getting on stage w/ur washed up act and getting upset and rambling "racial slurs" because people heckled you lol. is he your uncle or something ? you're his youtube lobbyist

  • @Fasil777 Who's Michael Alexander fuckwit?

  • @KitFallapart meant Richard or whatever the fuck that shabla's name is

  • @Fasil777 lol wut

  • @Fasil777 Because they have been friends and working togheter for over 10 years. The man said he was sorry and the rest is history. I accept his apology lets move on shall we?

  • You look like Farrakhan!

  • ...Dis' hat! 

  • That man in that room, that goofy muthafuckin man in that room....will survive that shit

  • Everything I ate tasted like peaches and I forgot how to multiply!

  • you gotta recharge the mitsfa lmfao!

  • he would be fucking 126 times a week

  • @laxbroski1234 that's alot of fucking

  • @laxbroski1234 Congratulations! You're Groat's-free.

  • Re-charge the mitzvah !

    

  • Once every 13 years. You gotta recharge the mitvah.

  • Greatest black Jew since Sammy Davis Junior

  • "that goofy motherfucker in that room will survive that shit"

  • "that goody mutherfuker in that room will survive that shit"

  • larry can't even keep a straight face when leon goes "i danny duberstein'ed the fuck out that man in that room." LOL!

  • Brilliant! Leon steals every scene he is in. LMAO!

  • I DANNY DUBERSTEIN'D THE FUK OUT THE MAN IN THAT ROOM UGHHH NA MEAN!!!!!!!!!

  • IF I'M FUCKING 6 WOMEN, 3 TIMES A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK AM I FUCKING? WAS IT 10? WAS IT 130? WAS IT..16?

  • good to finally see kramer again

    

  • recharge the mitzvah

  • "Whited that shit the fuck up" "fuckin voila".

  • .....'Im Fukin this Muslim Girl.."

  • 0:23

  • 2:11 BEST PART

  • i danny dubersteined that fuck out that man!

  • @Yefra707 why not? politically correct is never funny anyway but politically incorrect is. besides he lost his temper and made a mistake- so what.

  • Leons face after the peaches line kills me everytime

  • best episode EVER

  • this has probly been commented before but "you look like Farrakhan"

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  • I did the math, Leon is fuckin 126 times per week

  • @yesiamdrunk way after. that's why later in the episode when they're recording him he makes reference to the incident

  • Recharge the Mitsfah!

  • @yesiamdrunk What do you think?

  • This is comic genius!

  • dude's fucking 126 times a week

  • @yesiamdrunk After. Guess Larry David in some way tried to redeem Michael Richards from the racism allegations against him.

  • everything i ate tasted like peaches.. Lmao that face is hysterical

  • 0:27

    The best look I have ever seen!

  • "Danny Duberstein's good at two things, Math, and fucking."

  • "Danny Duberstein's good at two things, Math, and fucking."

  • It was that face just after the peaches comment that got me

    

  • This shit is too funny. Hope he's on season 8

  • "I danny dubersteined the FUCK out that man"

  • "I went in that room and whited that shit the fuck up!"

  • "If I'm fucking 6 women, 3 times a day, 7 days a week...

    How many times per week am I fucking?"

  • "Capacity Mitzvah!" - One of the best quotes ever! Along with "Fuck you ya car wash cunt!"

  • Leon Black is awesome!!! "This is the whitest shit I got."

  • kramer needs some hair transplants.

  • you gotta recharge your mitzvah 

  • Bat Mizvahed 3 times!

  • i was adopted by some lovely JEWS!

  • "That man in that room. That goofy motherfucker man in that room--will survive that shit!"

  • quite simply some of the best improv ever

    the face after peaches..best of all time

  • quite simply some of the best improv ever

  • whats withthe suit you look like Farrakhan lol!!

  • bar mitzvah 3 times!!! Lmao!!!

  • mitzvah capacity. hahahaha

  • you gotta recharge the mitzvah

  • danny duberstein is good at 2 things: math and fuckin...

  • i forgot how to multiply.. if im fucking 6 women 3 times a day 7 days a week, how many times per week am i fucking? was it 10.. was it 130 or was it 16. i was tripping out.

  • and everything tasted like peaches...and i forgot how to multiply!! funny shit

  • capacipy

  • The craziest character from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" meets the craziest one from "Seinfeld". Fucking brilliant.

  • 0:26 - The face of a man whose mind has just been blown.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha..........­.........hahahahahahahha!

  • "Fuckin' walla"! That line is all Leon. He is without a doubt my favourite character on any comedy show ever.

  • that goofy mothafuckin' man in that room will survive that shit

  • Not enough JB Smoove in Season 7, great as it was.

  • 10 people have Groats disease.

  • What's the music at 1:29? It's one of my favourite Curb tunes

  • I don't think it's possibly to fuck 130 times in 1 week unless you're Leon.

  • math and fuckin

  • I went in that room and whited that shit the fuck up.

  • 10 people are guffy muthafuckers 

  • u gatta recharge the mitzva

  • 126 women a week. impressive

  • Its once every 13 years

  • "i had to fkn do rollin wit me"?

    is that what he says what does he mean?

  • @HunterDaYid I had that fuckin' dude rollin with me

  • "That goofy motherfuckin' man in that room will survive that shit...you better believe it!."

  • The crazy shit Larry and Leon get themselves into is hilarious. They are the best team ever.

  • this is likely the funniest Curb scene EVER. J.B. Smoove is BRILLIANT!!

  • You should have included the door scene. That's funny.

  • 0:39 his face made me loose it.

  • I was adopted by some lovely jews lmao.

  • Leon's reaction shot at 0:28 is one of the funniest i've seen. Ever.

  • @chershma oh you are so right!

  • I don't know the name of the song that plays from 1:29 to 1:39. But I like it.

  • whats the name of the song where larry arrives in his car?

  • baha i love the way leon always mispronounces stuff.

  • Danny Duberstein's good at two things. That's math, and fuckin. LMAO

  • @watchmen22 I probably cried laughing so hard at this line, I had to go back several times the first time I saw it. The best of Curb for sure

  • wouldn't that be division....

  • 10 people forgot how to multiply!!!

  • What's with the BOWTIE, you look like Farrakhan!

  • in case anyone was wondering, according to his math leon would be fucking 126 women per week (assuming of course that he does not fuck any of the same women more than once per week, which, since leon is such a massive player, is most likely true). Extrapolate that figure to a year (52 weeks), without having fucked any of the same women more than once in a calendar year, Leon fucks women at a rate of 6552 women per year.

    Curb makes math fun :)

  • "I forgot to multiply" .. fucking classic this shit its..

    "that goofy motherfucking man in that room...."

    oh my god . leon just kills me..

  • You've gotta recharge the mitzvah.

    HAHAHAHA

  • this the whitest shit I got!

  • "I didn't know what the fuck a groat's disease is!" LMAO

  • One of the best comedy characters on t.v today without a doubt! "A jackalate?"

  • Leon is totally Curb's Kramer, so I guess this scene is the new Kramer pulling a Kramer on the old Kramer.

  • Sorry, I can't resist... Michael Richards is in the room after all.

    "LOOK, THERES A NIGGA! HE'S TALKIN AND TALKIN AND TALKIN!"

    Leon: "Pretty good, prettaaaayyyyy, prettaaaaayyyy, good!"

  • Brother Muzone

  • @BollWeevil1 hahaha right on