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  • The PC game was amazing.

    I love Stevenson (the parrot)

  • I got ten guns so i have enough ammo to take all the crew on the island out.

  • i loved this movie when i was 2 even though i didnt know half of the crap that was REALLY going on.....Dead men tell no tails BAM

  • Underrated villain song.

  • Mateys!! Duty calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • watche dhtis kovie at school i have the best english teacher

  • this song has been stuck in my head for five years

  • It's a crime that this soundtrack isn't on itunes

  • This is even more epic than Lazy town pirate song

  • 1:20

    filthy breakdown.

  • thumbs up if alestorm should cover this.

  • @MrPAtoms2 my fiance loves that group and so do i lol

  • god i love this movie!

  • I GOT IT! Captain Flint uses the same magic bullets Rip Van Winkle does in Hellsing, which is why he only had to fire two shots!

  • Eat your heart out pirates of the carribean!!

  • Thumbs up if nostalgia critic didn't send you.

  • i had only the sound and no name or vid didn't knew the Muppet's had such songs

  • Dead men tell no tales!

  • This is epic!

  • Thumbs up if u came here from Pirates of the caribbean - Soundtrack He's a Pirate

  • Thumbs up if no famous punk sent you here, you just came to watch the FUCKING VIDEO!!!

  • I remember watching this movie when I was a kid, like 5 yrs old. I loved this song in the start of the movie! And would always dress up as a pirate pretending I was one of those pirates in the song looking for treasure, I was like 5, 7 yrs old at the time though. Good old times! :)

  • Thumbs up if you watched this as a kid and never stopped watching it

  • Thumbs up if your childhood got you here

  • Yeah, this song is being used to kick off every roleplaying game of mine that centers around greed and what greed makes people become. It's that epic.

  • Good song!

  • "I thought this was supposed to be a kids show" can any one tell me which movie this is from? I'm pretty sure it's one of the Muppet movies. (This quote not the clip)

  • Silly hermit crabs, Guinness doesn't come in bags, it comes in cans. ;P

  • It's a bad ass beginning to a great movie, with brilliant humor. I wish modern movies were more like this.

  • Alestorm needs to cover this!

  • @ToriActing the ironic thing is that this isn't the villain song. the villain song is "A Professional Pirate" which is also a kickass song.

  • Great song - great movie intro.

  • This nees a metal version...

  • @Zephong * needs

  • @Zephong Go check out the band Alestorm, particularly their cover of You Are a Pirate. I swear, they need to do this song.

  • @Zephong Oh yeah there needs to be one.

  • Alestorm, if any of you are hearing this... ;D

  • I have an overwhelming urge to sit and watch this now! :)

  • Even the devil would have to call them scum. Im gonna use that

  • Did you know that the name "two bits" was given to a quarter beacause it was equivalent to two bits of a piece of eight? (I know, I spend too much time at the library) but I love this song! It is just barely innocent enough to make it into a muppets movie, just like "he died? this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"

  • I absolutely LOVE this song and this movie!!!!!!!!!! LONG THE MUPPETS! This is a really good villian song, in my opinion

  • People get thumbs up for seeing skulls? I can do this too.

    Thumbs up if this video is on Youtube.

  • Muppets did Pirates before they were cool!

  • 1:05

    WOOLAWAKKA

  • "shiver my timbers, shiver my sails, dead men tell no tails!"

    *bang!*...........

    Captian: "hang on. theres like 10 of you still left, let me reload real quick.

  • @Mereanonymous Tales..

  • @Mereanonymous: the pistols were probably loaded with grape shot, then after he fired he probably jumped in the pit and started slashing with his saber the same as Kermit does later in the movie ;-)

  • @Mereanonymous I think he used the cutlass on the rest.

  • @Mereanonymous Oh, yes but please be patience these guns take about 10 minutes to reload LOL :)

  • @Mereanonymous He has a bunch of extra guns inside his jacket. It's how they used to do it. Fire off one gun, throw it away and get the next gun.

  • "ONE MORE TIME NOW!"

  • This is pretty damn dark for Muppets!I love it!

  • thumbs up for singing skulls at 1:43

  • pirates of the carrebean stole it??? :(

  • when I set my first crab pots I've always have a song and for 2011 this was it. The guys love it....

  • @9nine91 I would to! I dont even work on a boat and I'm playing this at work! :D

  • LOVE THE MUPPETS!

  • Of course Dead men tell no tales...those musket pistols have only 2 shots and I counted 12 men...

    What a dumb way to die :D

  • @RedneckYachtClubber They're called Flintlock pistols.

    Just pointing that out, but yeah, it would be pretty hard to take out that many men with a flintlock.

  • @RedneckYachtClubber The usual method was to carry lots of pistols, throw them away when they were out of ammo and take out another pair. If you look closely at the end you can see the other guns inside his jacket.

  • @RedneckYachtClubber flintlocks would also normally have a sharp tip on the bottom of the weighted hilt so that once it was fired you would flip it around and use it as a club. which was just as effective as the shot itself because it was only accurate to about 10 feet

  • 1:55 Alright, who stepped on Sponge Bobs toe in the middle of recording?

  • This song is so goddamn badass

  • Shiver my timber, shiver my sides, yo-ho-ho. There new good film called on stranger tides,yo-ho-ho

    There's are hot new chick who will make your head wherll, yo-ho-ho. Then you'll think to yourself "it's the curse of the black pearl" , yo-ho-ho

    Shiver my timbers, shiver my dreds, yo-ho-ho. We will this song, til' were at worlds end, yo-ho-ho

    Shiver my timbers shiver my brest, LET'S WATCH DEAD MAN'S CHEST!!!!!!!

  • This is what the last 2 Pirates of the Caribbean movies were missing...

  • @raggamuffinmcgee what are you talking about?

  • Fuck everything! I'm becoming a pirate... Somalia here I come!

  • Never have I ever thought a song in a puppet movie would be so F***ING EPIC!

  • If Dead Man Tell No Tales......how are the skulls talking?

  • I had honestly forgotten about this song until I watched the NC review. So thank you, Doug, for redirecting me to a beloved childhood memory!

  • 27 people will tell no tales....

  • Thumb up if the Nostalgia Critic sent you

  • @kxp71 shutup retard noone cares

  • @kxp71 Not me! My former friend and I watched this when we were 10.

  • @kxp71 you're a cheap bastard.

  • @kxp71

    Yes and no, I came here after seein' his video, but I have this movie too, so... yeah, my post didn't made much sense, so I'm going to thumbs up your comment. :P

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  • woola wakka, woola wakka

  • epic

  • Damn, this is a really badass and dark song on it's own, especially for a freakin' MUPPET movie O.O but wow I just love this song. "They drown their sins in a bottle of rum- the Devil himself would have to call them scum." and "Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails, dead men tell no tales! -BANG-" is so awesome!

  • 1:02 spongebobs retarded cousin

  • its cool i learn this at school

  • 1:43 i wish that high voiced skull was in sync with the others

  • @frobinhood I think the reason he was out of sync with the rest was to convey a sense of a spirit saying that, instead of singing it, if that makes any sense.

  • 1:05 are those ment to be skulls on trees or are they those bigass statues of faces and the holes are their nostrils not their eyes?

  • @frobinhood haha I grew up with this movie but I never really looked at those carving things. I think those holes are nostrils.

  • @Tec9Ninja

    but some of them look like trees though lol - i cant work it out lol

  • @frobinhood Actually, they look like trees. Remember, their muppets/puppets.

  • @frobinhood Oh, when the trees are singing, just look at the trunks.

  • @Brigade35

    yeah but do you see whaty i mean look at it some of them look like they have huge ass eyes above em..../

  • cool song

    

  • I don't care about the negative comments, this movie was a great movie and had great songs, and closely follows the book. Unlike the other more recent muppet movies

  • I want to know how he killed all those guys with just two flintlock pistols. Did they die from the shock or wait for him to reload half a dozen times?

  • @sapheria1 Sword?

  • @sapheria1 probably had more pistols the usual tactic was to carry a lot of them and toss as needed then switch to sword

  • @sapheria1 some captains carried as many as 16 pistols.

  • @sapheria1 Hes just a badass. He shoots the two poor bastards nearest him, and the rest die by his bare hands.... OR HIS FREAKING SWORD!!!!

  • One more time now!!!!

    

  • @DJSbros SHIVER MAH Timbers, shiver mah sail! YOOO ho heave HO!

  • @KaschpiXD Are you having fun using mommy's keyboard? Yes you are!! Youre a big boy using that computer like a grownup!!! Youre such a big boy!!!

  • What is is Nostalgia Critic?

  • What the hell is that yellow thing supposed to be at 1:02?

  • @Lazyboy5298 Octopus

  • I dont considered this a great viallan songs, no disrespect to NC, but this just isnt that great

  • @DethMetal4All101 The irony of clicking "thumbs up" on your comment!

  • This should be a sea shanty. It is for me.

  • Dead men tell no tales!

    *BANG*

    THATS HOW A FUKKEN GOOD MOVIE STARTS

  • @bigmeknurgle It is the other way around. This is what makes a movie good :)

  • @bigmeknurgle Let alone a MUPPET movie

  • @bigmeknurgle very dark for a muppet money don't you think?

  • @bigmeknurgle - Lol. Yup.

  • @bigmeknurgle typed like a true muppet

  • @bigmeknurgle Damn Right!

  • Respond to this video... seriously...I know every single line to shiver my timbers in the link above..did a english drama class project on it back in HS....oh man.

  • i love this movie i have it on vhs and dvd

  • the mess up thing is that this song outlined their death lol

  • Lol @ Top Comments.

  • Never gets old :)

  • 1:48

    Murray!!!

  • @IceFried bill murray?

  • One of the few things that actually, really gave me shivers as a kid every single time I watched it.

  • This is a real pirate shanty.

    If only PoTC had this song like this for the opening.

  • whats Nostalgia Critic?

    

  • @bloodydager Hes a popular internet reviewer who reviews stuff from the 90's, hes HILARIOUS! I most recomend seeing his review of "Airborne".

  • Thumbs up if you're NOT here from Nostalgia Critic!

  • @Niflheim13 I love NC but I knew this was one of the best villain songs before he did!

  • @Niflheim13 Sort of. I saw his villain song video and didn't see any comments in this song. I like this song and didn't know what other people thought of it.

  • @Niflheim13 Here from Osu!

  • @Niflheim13 well i already knew about it but he made me want to hear it again, does that count?

  • Hit 2 repeatedly.

    LALALALALALA.

  • @Xiety thats nothing... press 7 repeatedly

  • this is the definitive 'pirate song'. you know how Mark Twain wrote about Tom Sawyer wanting to be a pirate? that's this. PotC would be 10x better with this song. Some people already did this crossover. those videos are awesome, and its not because of Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. its because this song makes a person want to pick up a shovel, go outside, and dig for buried treasure until it gets dark and you dont think 'i missed dinner'- you think 'good now i can hide the bodies'

  • Are his crew made of stone or something or does he have magic bullets because 2 shots is gonna kill 14 men

  • @badman5061 The crew's not made of eggshells and the Captain's not using magic bullets. He's Chuck Norris in disguise.

  • @perspectivedetective of course.

  • @badman5061 He has a sword with him. He used it to cut the vines.

  • 24 people have no souls

  • I got here by searching for "Muppets+Island+Timber+Vagina"­.

    I have a problem...

  • I'm not here because of the Nostalgia Ciritc. I'm here because I just remembered how fucking awesome this song.

    I REALLY want Alestorm to cover this.

  • @TheHonp That would sound horrible. I would laugh.

  • Hanz Zimmer once again makes my pants wet.

  • Movie was... Eh. Ok. Song was.... F**KIN AWESOME!

  • THIS is how you start a fucking movie.

  • I loved this song ever since when the movie first came out. Nostalgia critic just made me remember it.

  • epic!

  • Love this song :)it was always the best song in the movie.

  • @NAMEMEPLEASE maybe he lined them up juuuuust right so that two bullets went through all their pirate heads. but he is right... we British "oi-dol-ize-em"

  • The song is INTENSE.

  • best movie intro ever! (possibly with exception to the Lion King)

  • DEAD TOMS DEAD!!!

  • awesome song, but poor chests. i can clearly tell its plastic, but still awesome

  • It's been said before but this song is surprisingly hardcore! Disney used to have balls, once.

  • @azukar8 the whole movie is hardcore if compared to what disney's doing nowadays.

  • Crap, My replay button broke :'(

  • shinkle my winkle, and tinkle my toes, yo ho please dont blow!! HAHAHAHA

  • @pyrometaltits HAHAHA That's good, that's good.

  • This song is epic!

  • What is it with Disney movies and saying pirates are worse than the Devil?

  • @Hlhud Why do you assume that? Are Kermit and his crew evil in this movie? no. Is Jack Sparrow evil in the PotC movies? no... ok a bit greedy, but not evil.

  • @LordManda2 Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying anything bad about the movie. I noticed that in this song, the monkey says "The Devil himself would have to call him scum" and in the first Pirates of the Caribbean, they talk about the captain of the Black Pearl being "so evil that Hell itself spat him back out." It just seemed like a strange pattern to me.

  • @Hlhud I'm pretty sure that's an establishment thing, since in both cases the pirates in question are (reputed as) bloodthirsty cutthroats who kill their own men and backstab each other etc.

  • Is it just me or is the song just not as good without the gunshot at the end?

  • my timbers just got shivered

  • @MrFunnyEd Lol mine too

  • I wish that Tom Waits had sung this!

  • thatguywiththeglasses(dot com under videos then under thatguywiththeglasses then nostalgia critic for all of his videos

  • 23 ppl were his crew members

  • dead men tells no tails!! :P

  • Who else here from Nostalgia Critic?

    Thumbs up?

  • @Rocketboy1313 Is that video on Youtube anywhere from his user account not a fan?