I remember watching this movie when I was a kid, like 5 yrs old. I loved this song in the start of the movie! And would always dress up as a pirate pretending I was one of those pirates in the song looking for treasure, I was like 5, 7 yrs old at the time though. Good old times! :)
Yeah, this song is being used to kick off every roleplaying game of mine that centers around greed and what greed makes people become. It's that epic.
"I thought this was supposed to be a kids show" can any one tell me which movie this is from? I'm pretty sure it's one of the Muppet movies. (This quote not the clip)
Did you know that the name "two bits" was given to a quarter beacause it was equivalent to two bits of a piece of eight? (I know, I spend too much time at the library) but I love this song! It is just barely innocent enough to make it into a muppets movie, just like "he died? this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"
@Mereanonymous: the pistols were probably loaded with grape shot, then after he fired he probably jumped in the pit and started slashing with his saber the same as Kermit does later in the movie ;-)
@RedneckYachtClubber The usual method was to carry lots of pistols, throw them away when they were out of ammo and take out another pair. If you look closely at the end you can see the other guns inside his jacket.
@RedneckYachtClubber flintlocks would also normally have a sharp tip on the bottom of the weighted hilt so that once it was fired you would flip it around and use it as a club. which was just as effective as the shot itself because it was only accurate to about 10 feet
Yes and no, I came here after seein' his video, but I have this movie too, so... yeah, my post didn't made much sense, so I'm going to thumbs up your comment. :P
Damn, this is a really badass and dark song on it's own, especially for a freakin' MUPPET movie O.O but wow I just love this song. "They drown their sins in a bottle of rum- the Devil himself would have to call them scum." and "Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails, dead men tell no tales! -BANG-" is so awesome!
@frobinhood I think the reason he was out of sync with the rest was to convey a sense of a spirit saying that, instead of singing it, if that makes any sense.
I don't care about the negative comments, this movie was a great movie and had great songs, and closely follows the book. Unlike the other more recent muppet movies
I want to know how he killed all those guys with just two flintlock pistols. Did they die from the shock or wait for him to reload half a dozen times?
Respond to this video... seriously...I know every single line to shiver my timbers in the link above..did a english drama class project on it back in HS....oh man.
@Niflheim13 Sort of. I saw his villain song video and didn't see any comments in this song. I like this song and didn't know what other people thought of it.
this is the definitive 'pirate song'. you know how Mark Twain wrote about Tom Sawyer wanting to be a pirate? that's this. PotC would be 10x better with this song. Some people already did this crossover. those videos are awesome, and its not because of Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. its because this song makes a person want to pick up a shovel, go outside, and dig for buried treasure until it gets dark and you dont think 'i missed dinner'- you think 'good now i can hide the bodies'
Ah the muppets my favorite movie of all time. IT is I blind pew. "he looks like some kind of blind fiend" "I think they prefer visually challenged fiend" Best line. Great vidieo
@NAMEMEPLEASE maybe he lined them up juuuuust right so that two bullets went through all their pirate heads. but he is right... we British "oi-dol-ize-em"
@Hlhud Why do you assume that? Are Kermit and his crew evil in this movie? no. Is Jack Sparrow evil in the PotC movies? no... ok a bit greedy, but not evil.
@LordManda2 Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying anything bad about the movie. I noticed that in this song, the monkey says "The Devil himself would have to call him scum" and in the first Pirates of the Caribbean, they talk about the captain of the Black Pearl being "so evil that Hell itself spat him back out." It just seemed like a strange pattern to me.
@Hlhud I'm pretty sure that's an establishment thing, since in both cases the pirates in question are (reputed as) bloodthirsty cutthroats who kill their own men and backstab each other etc.
The PC game was amazing.
I love Stevenson (the parrot)
Coldfire242 1 week ago
I got ten guns so i have enough ammo to take all the crew on the island out.
Mustang84211 4 weeks ago
i loved this movie when i was 2 even though i didnt know half of the crap that was REALLY going on.....Dead men tell no tails BAM
J1MB05L1C3 4 weeks ago
Underrated villain song.
vroota42 1 month ago
Mateys!! Duty calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheBunyonB 1 month ago
watche dhtis kovie at school i have the best english teacher
Ebonkerz 1 month ago
this song has been stuck in my head for five years
ceonotaph 1 month ago 3
It's a crime that this soundtrack isn't on itunes
giantsrock99 2 months ago 5
This is even more epic than Lazy town pirate song
koatam 2 months ago
1:20
filthy breakdown.
mikelad777 2 months ago
thumbs up if alestorm should cover this.
MrPAtoms2 2 months ago 3
@MrPAtoms2 my fiance loves that group and so do i lol
KarasuLover 2 months ago
god i love this movie!
cookwithadam 2 months ago
I GOT IT! Captain Flint uses the same magic bullets Rip Van Winkle does in Hellsing, which is why he only had to fire two shots!
Sith8491138 2 months ago 4
Eat your heart out pirates of the carribean!!
sonicgamerT 2 months ago 5
Thumbs up if nostalgia critic didn't send you.
AssholePatrol 3 months ago 7
i had only the sound and no name or vid didn't knew the Muppet's had such songs
RavenDestroyer 3 months ago
Dead men tell no tales!
shaaktibob8557 3 months ago
This is epic!
herogna 3 months ago
Thumbs up if u came here from Pirates of the caribbean - Soundtrack He's a Pirate
TheLavalonDr 3 months ago
Thumbs up if no famous punk sent you here, you just came to watch the FUCKING VIDEO!!!
gheith001 4 months ago 13
I remember watching this movie when I was a kid, like 5 yrs old. I loved this song in the start of the movie! And would always dress up as a pirate pretending I was one of those pirates in the song looking for treasure, I was like 5, 7 yrs old at the time though. Good old times! :)
animekakashilover 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this as a kid and never stopped watching it
OMGIFAP 4 months ago 2
Thumbs up if your childhood got you here
Joeisreason 4 months ago in playlist Liked 84
Yeah, this song is being used to kick off every roleplaying game of mine that centers around greed and what greed makes people become. It's that epic.
angelojuusan 4 months ago
Good song!
TheTommyland123 4 months ago
"I thought this was supposed to be a kids show" can any one tell me which movie this is from? I'm pretty sure it's one of the Muppet movies. (This quote not the clip)
jus2fluffy 4 months ago
Silly hermit crabs, Guinness doesn't come in bags, it comes in cans. ;P
DeathsHood 4 months ago
It's a bad ass beginning to a great movie, with brilliant humor. I wish modern movies were more like this.
PlaceBotox 4 months ago 2
Alestorm needs to cover this!
nyrmetros 4 months ago
@ToriActing the ironic thing is that this isn't the villain song. the villain song is "A Professional Pirate" which is also a kickass song.
TheValiantBob 4 months ago
Great song - great movie intro.
DobraDavid 4 months ago
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The music emboiment of the divine flying spaghetti monster
bleesev2 5 months ago
This nees a metal version...
Zephong 5 months ago 3
@Zephong * needs
Zephong 5 months ago
@Zephong Go check out the band Alestorm, particularly their cover of You Are a Pirate. I swear, they need to do this song.
SventheCrusader 5 months ago
@Zephong Oh yeah there needs to be one.
stlouisrocker100 4 months ago
Alestorm, if any of you are hearing this... ;D
SventheCrusader 5 months ago
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Muppet Treasure Island has got to be one of the best movies of all time.
familyguyLPfan934 5 months ago
I have an overwhelming urge to sit and watch this now! :)
JEWsMuse 5 months ago
Even the devil would have to call them scum. Im gonna use that
temparknight 5 months ago
Did you know that the name "two bits" was given to a quarter beacause it was equivalent to two bits of a piece of eight? (I know, I spend too much time at the library) but I love this song! It is just barely innocent enough to make it into a muppets movie, just like "he died? this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"
GiftednTalented909 5 months ago 2
I absolutely LOVE this song and this movie!!!!!!!!!! LONG THE MUPPETS! This is a really good villian song, in my opinion
crazyloverofcats 5 months ago in playlist Favorite Sing-A-Longs
People get thumbs up for seeing skulls? I can do this too.
Thumbs up if this video is on Youtube.
comedylov 5 months ago
Muppets did Pirates before they were cool!
10windsort 5 months ago 5
1:05
WOOLAWAKKA
HistoMagouri 5 months ago
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This movie is so fucking epic!
Nanaman12345 5 months ago
"shiver my timbers, shiver my sails, dead men tell no tails!"
*bang!*...........
Captian: "hang on. theres like 10 of you still left, let me reload real quick.
Mereanonymous 5 months ago 95
@Mereanonymous Tales..
calapanpo 4 months ago
@Mereanonymous: the pistols were probably loaded with grape shot, then after he fired he probably jumped in the pit and started slashing with his saber the same as Kermit does later in the movie ;-)
sickcoffee 3 months ago
@Mereanonymous I think he used the cutlass on the rest.
FortitudeOfHeaven 2 months ago 2
@Mereanonymous Oh, yes but please be patience these guns take about 10 minutes to reload LOL :)
TheSwornShadow 1 month ago
@Mereanonymous He has a bunch of extra guns inside his jacket. It's how they used to do it. Fire off one gun, throw it away and get the next gun.
rthompson39 1 month ago 2
@Mereanonymous LOL
bookfiend2009 1 month ago
"ONE MORE TIME NOW!"
eillibnareik 6 months ago
This is pretty damn dark for Muppets!I love it!
FromanAntlugia22 6 months ago 3
thumbs up for singing skulls at 1:43
SkittleE275 6 months ago 4
pirates of the carrebean stole it??? :(
Klonkii 6 months ago
when I set my first crab pots I've always have a song and for 2011 this was it. The guys love it....
9nine91 6 months ago 2
@9nine91 I would to! I dont even work on a boat and I'm playing this at work! :D
DogtoonMedia 5 months ago
LOVE THE MUPPETS!
AbStar921 6 months ago
Of course Dead men tell no tales...those musket pistols have only 2 shots and I counted 12 men...
What a dumb way to die :D
RedneckYachtClubber 6 months ago in playlist inspiration
@RedneckYachtClubber They're called Flintlock pistols.
Just pointing that out, but yeah, it would be pretty hard to take out that many men with a flintlock.
Freak2121GTAF 6 months ago
@RedneckYachtClubber The usual method was to carry lots of pistols, throw them away when they were out of ammo and take out another pair. If you look closely at the end you can see the other guns inside his jacket.
rthompson39 6 months ago
@RedneckYachtClubber flintlocks would also normally have a sharp tip on the bottom of the weighted hilt so that once it was fired you would flip it around and use it as a club. which was just as effective as the shot itself because it was only accurate to about 10 feet
IHereVoices 6 months ago
1:55 Alright, who stepped on Sponge Bobs toe in the middle of recording?
Uberdude15 7 months ago 6
This song is so goddamn badass
TheNw1218 7 months ago
Shiver my timber, shiver my sides, yo-ho-ho. There new good film called on stranger tides,yo-ho-ho
There's are hot new chick who will make your head wherll, yo-ho-ho. Then you'll think to yourself "it's the curse of the black pearl" , yo-ho-ho
Shiver my timbers, shiver my dreds, yo-ho-ho. We will this song, til' were at worlds end, yo-ho-ho
Shiver my timbers shiver my brest, LET'S WATCH DEAD MAN'S CHEST!!!!!!!
DarthBenadic 7 months ago 5
This is what the last 2 Pirates of the Caribbean movies were missing...
raggamuffinmcgee 7 months ago
@raggamuffinmcgee what are you talking about?
DarthBenadic 7 months ago
Fuck everything! I'm becoming a pirate... Somalia here I come!
deki740 7 months ago 2
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this movies is nothing like the book
mrblob1012 7 months ago
Never have I ever thought a song in a puppet movie would be so F***ING EPIC!
maxtheaxeiswax 7 months ago
If Dead Man Tell No Tales......how are the skulls talking?
JS526 7 months ago 2
I had honestly forgotten about this song until I watched the NC review. So thank you, Doug, for redirecting me to a beloved childhood memory!
Burinnu 7 months ago
27 people will tell no tales....
mitchisthename696969 7 months ago
Thumb up if the Nostalgia Critic sent you
kxp71 7 months ago 87
@kxp71 shutup retard noone cares
osubucknut100 7 months ago
@kxp71 Not me! My former friend and I watched this when we were 10.
MegaLink08 4 months ago
@kxp71 you're a cheap bastard.
gheith001 4 months ago
@kxp71
Yes and no, I came here after seein' his video, but I have this movie too, so... yeah, my post didn't made much sense, so I'm going to thumbs up your comment. :P
SammEater 2 months ago
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KengoHebi 7 months ago
woola wakka, woola wakka
TheAusieBloke 8 months ago
epic
Italy54evr 8 months ago
Damn, this is a really badass and dark song on it's own, especially for a freakin' MUPPET movie O.O but wow I just love this song. "They drown their sins in a bottle of rum- the Devil himself would have to call them scum." and "Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails, dead men tell no tales! -BANG-" is so awesome!
AquariusGirlYay 8 months ago 7
1:02 spongebobs retarded cousin
watcherguy7337 8 months ago
its cool i learn this at school
85prettybloom 8 months ago
1:43 i wish that high voiced skull was in sync with the others
frobinhood 8 months ago
@frobinhood I think the reason he was out of sync with the rest was to convey a sense of a spirit saying that, instead of singing it, if that makes any sense.
wwemusicfanC 7 months ago
1:05 are those ment to be skulls on trees or are they those bigass statues of faces and the holes are their nostrils not their eyes?
frobinhood 8 months ago
@frobinhood haha I grew up with this movie but I never really looked at those carving things. I think those holes are nostrils.
Tec9Ninja 8 months ago
@Tec9Ninja
but some of them look like trees though lol - i cant work it out lol
frobinhood 8 months ago
@frobinhood Actually, they look like trees. Remember, their muppets/puppets.
Brigade35 8 months ago
@frobinhood Oh, when the trees are singing, just look at the trunks.
Brigade35 8 months ago
@Brigade35
yeah but do you see whaty i mean look at it some of them look like they have huge ass eyes above em..../
frobinhood 8 months ago
cool song
farrum100 8 months ago
I don't care about the negative comments, this movie was a great movie and had great songs, and closely follows the book. Unlike the other more recent muppet movies
1775LostOne 8 months ago 5
I want to know how he killed all those guys with just two flintlock pistols. Did they die from the shock or wait for him to reload half a dozen times?
sapheria1 8 months ago
@sapheria1 Sword?
sotnosen95 8 months ago
@sapheria1 probably had more pistols the usual tactic was to carry a lot of them and toss as needed then switch to sword
Grissbane 8 months ago
@sapheria1 some captains carried as many as 16 pistols.
jakraziel 8 months ago
@sapheria1 Hes just a badass. He shoots the two poor bastards nearest him, and the rest die by his bare hands.... OR HIS FREAKING SWORD!!!!
ninjagirlD 8 months ago
One more time now!!!!
DJSbros 8 months ago 2
@DJSbros SHIVER MAH Timbers, shiver mah sail! YOOO ho heave HO!
DreadLordBalnazaar 8 months ago
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stupid retards...fuckin bullshit kids damn punks
KaschpiXD 9 months ago
@KaschpiXD Are you having fun using mommy's keyboard? Yes you are!! Youre a big boy using that computer like a grownup!!! Youre such a big boy!!!
ninjagirlD 8 months ago
What is is Nostalgia Critic?
CODRD 9 months ago
What the hell is that yellow thing supposed to be at 1:02?
Lazyboy5298 9 months ago
@Lazyboy5298 Octopus
FortitudeOfHeaven 8 months ago
I dont considered this a great viallan songs, no disrespect to NC, but this just isnt that great
104msangel 9 months ago
@DethMetal4All101 The irony of clicking "thumbs up" on your comment!
TheGoose91 9 months ago
This should be a sea shanty. It is for me.
MissouriKid88 9 months ago
Dead men tell no tales!
*BANG*
THATS HOW A FUKKEN GOOD MOVIE STARTS
bigmeknurgle 9 months ago 263
@bigmeknurgle It is the other way around. This is what makes a movie good :)
MajinGatomon 9 months ago
@bigmeknurgle Let alone a MUPPET movie
vancepar08 8 months ago
@bigmeknurgle very dark for a muppet money don't you think?
srdjan455 7 months ago
@bigmeknurgle - Lol. Yup.
Dan00bindahouse 6 months ago
@bigmeknurgle typed like a true muppet
AnthroTsuneon 6 months ago
@bigmeknurgle Damn Right!
bsgtrekfan88 4 months ago
Respond to this video... seriously...I know every single line to shiver my timbers in the link above..did a english drama class project on it back in HS....oh man.
bsgtrekfan88 4 months ago
i love this movie i have it on vhs and dvd
primal6 9 months ago
the mess up thing is that this song outlined their death lol
Unitedgirl320 9 months ago
Lol @ Top Comments.
TheFreemanVids 9 months ago
Never gets old :)
MissMiffed 10 months ago
1:48
Murray!!!
IceFried 10 months ago
@IceFried bill murray?
savage642 9 months ago
One of the few things that actually, really gave me shivers as a kid every single time I watched it.
bananas1and2 10 months ago
This is a real pirate shanty.
If only PoTC had this song like this for the opening.
FortitudeOfHeaven 10 months ago
whats Nostalgia Critic?
bloodydager 10 months ago
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@bloodydager oh, i remember when i would have asked the same thing
1994moviebuff 10 months ago
@bloodydager Hes a popular internet reviewer who reviews stuff from the 90's, hes HILARIOUS! I most recomend seeing his review of "Airborne".
LordManda2 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you're NOT here from Nostalgia Critic!
Niflheim13 10 months ago 462
@Niflheim13 I love NC but I knew this was one of the best villain songs before he did!
Hakkai87 9 months ago
@Niflheim13 Sort of. I saw his villain song video and didn't see any comments in this song. I like this song and didn't know what other people thought of it.
mikenike123454 8 months ago
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@Niflheim13 nostalgia critic sucks
HeroPrinnyDood 8 months ago
@Niflheim13 Here from Osu!
P0RtalMan 7 months ago
@Niflheim13 well i already knew about it but he made me want to hear it again, does that count?
albertjester 5 months ago
Hit 2 repeatedly.
LALALALALALA.
Xiety 10 months ago
@Xiety thats nothing... press 7 repeatedly
1994moviebuff 10 months ago
this is the definitive 'pirate song'. you know how Mark Twain wrote about Tom Sawyer wanting to be a pirate? that's this. PotC would be 10x better with this song. Some people already did this crossover. those videos are awesome, and its not because of Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. its because this song makes a person want to pick up a shovel, go outside, and dig for buried treasure until it gets dark and you dont think 'i missed dinner'- you think 'good now i can hide the bodies'
DarthRaukrist 10 months ago 5
Are his crew made of stone or something or does he have magic bullets because 2 shots is gonna kill 14 men
badman5061 10 months ago
@badman5061 The crew's not made of eggshells and the Captain's not using magic bullets. He's Chuck Norris in disguise.
perspectivedetective 10 months ago
@perspectivedetective of course.
badman5061 7 months ago
@badman5061 He has a sword with him. He used it to cut the vines.
armageddonkeybblade 7 months ago
24 people have no souls
scapermoya 10 months ago
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Ah the muppets my favorite movie of all time. IT is I blind pew. "he looks like some kind of blind fiend" "I think they prefer visually challenged fiend" Best line. Great vidieo
thedictatorfan 11 months ago
I got here by searching for "Muppets+Island+Timber+Vagina".
I have a problem...
lastunusedname 11 months ago
I'm not here because of the Nostalgia Ciritc. I'm here because I just remembered how fucking awesome this song.
I REALLY want Alestorm to cover this.
TheHonp 11 months ago 4
@TheHonp That would sound horrible. I would laugh.
Spencer12404 11 months ago
Hanz Zimmer once again makes my pants wet.
antisadism 11 months ago
Movie was... Eh. Ok. Song was.... F**KIN AWESOME!
1994moviebuff 11 months ago 2
THIS is how you start a fucking movie.
Nanaman12345 11 months ago 3
I loved this song ever since when the movie first came out. Nostalgia critic just made me remember it.
Humanoidfreak 11 months ago 3
epic!
MissLucySpring 11 months ago
Love this song :)it was always the best song in the movie.
rulerofdemons 11 months ago
@NAMEMEPLEASE maybe he lined them up juuuuust right so that two bullets went through all their pirate heads. but he is right... we British "oi-dol-ize-em"
selby4life 11 months ago
The song is INTENSE.
BlackMaskStudios 1 year ago 6
best movie intro ever! (possibly with exception to the Lion King)
Nathpeggsy 1 year ago
DEAD TOMS DEAD!!!
filesunavailable 1 year ago 3
awesome song, but poor chests. i can clearly tell its plastic, but still awesome
mrdbznarutofan1 1 year ago
It's been said before but this song is surprisingly hardcore! Disney used to have balls, once.
azukar8 1 year ago 4
@azukar8 the whole movie is hardcore if compared to what disney's doing nowadays.
AmonAmarthrox 1 year ago 4
Crap, My replay button broke :'(
RammetDiath 1 year ago
shinkle my winkle, and tinkle my toes, yo ho please dont blow!! HAHAHAHA
pyrometaltits 1 year ago
@pyrometaltits HAHAHA That's good, that's good.
Shadowstarrulesall 1 year ago
This song is epic!
2emma1 1 year ago
What is it with Disney movies and saying pirates are worse than the Devil?
Hlhud 1 year ago
@Hlhud Why do you assume that? Are Kermit and his crew evil in this movie? no. Is Jack Sparrow evil in the PotC movies? no... ok a bit greedy, but not evil.
LordManda2 1 year ago
@LordManda2 Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying anything bad about the movie. I noticed that in this song, the monkey says "The Devil himself would have to call him scum" and in the first Pirates of the Caribbean, they talk about the captain of the Black Pearl being "so evil that Hell itself spat him back out." It just seemed like a strange pattern to me.
Hlhud 1 year ago
@Hlhud I'm pretty sure that's an establishment thing, since in both cases the pirates in question are (reputed as) bloodthirsty cutthroats who kill their own men and backstab each other etc.
doodstormer 1 year ago
Is it just me or is the song just not as good without the gunshot at the end?
stonerock333 1 year ago 5
my timbers just got shivered
MrFunnyEd 1 year ago
@MrFunnyEd Lol mine too
superkyeman 1 year ago
I wish that Tom Waits had sung this!
Romeowasbleeding1 1 year ago
thatguywiththeglasses(dot com under videos then under thatguywiththeglasses then nostalgia critic for all of his videos
jacobbg24 1 year ago
23 ppl were his crew members
EatitHarvey 1 year ago
dead men tells no tails!! :P
Floverchild 1 year ago
Who else here from Nostalgia Critic?
Thumbs up?
Rocketboy1313 1 year ago 438
@Rocketboy1313 Is that video on Youtube anywhere from his user account not a fan?
DarkuntilDusk 1 year ago