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  • 1:45 The poor bastard almost made it. almost.

  • Did any of those skateboarders ever think, "Maybe I should wear a cup"?

  • @lucyrickyalex Perhaps they were.

  • I was going to say a joke about skateboarders not reproducing but drew said it at the end

  • When i first watched this, i thought it was gonna be kinda boring with just normal skateboarding.....until 1:00 came and then....1:29 =w= and everything after that is just plain.....OOOOOH!!!! XD

  • I love Ryan's face at 2:24

  • @Mrbestylover I was just about to make the same comment. You beat me to it!

  • The audiences reactions. Oh, man, I'm crying!

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  • I have watched 4-5 newsflash videos and in everyone Colin has worn an orange(ish) shirt.

  • I don't get why they're called Skateboard Bloopers. People getting hurt isn't funny.

  • No babies for the next generation...

  • My top 3 favorite News Flashes:

    3. This

    2. Ryan

    1. Colin

  • OOOH!!!

  • In other news, several hundreds of thousands of future children were killed today...

  • Watching Ryan's face crumple in terror at 2:24 pretty much made my day.

  • I like how there was a failure banner in the background in this video of skateboarding fails.

  • @oldfart387

    why would they need your pity? skaters spend every day doing what they love.

    can you say that about your life? do you do what you love every day?

  • "Board? Are you board yet?" "Colin are you board?" "Colin you look board!"

    HE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, GOD DAMMIT!

  • @SuperJames16 learn how to spell before you make a rant... he is saying are you BORED*

  • @MaJoRasLiNk Learn how to spell before you make a response, it's skateBOARD not skateBORED.

  • @SuperJames16 yes it is, where in my comment did i say it was skatebored?? you need to get an education my friend.

  • @MaJoRasLiNk I feel sorry for those around you since clearly everything needs to be spelled out for you. While 'bored' is the proper spelling of the homophone, 'board,' as a play on words, is an acceptable use in the form of a direct quote when said quote is an implication or hint. While we're both right, you arguably more than me, my original rant, while probably just as annoying as what I ranted about, is still valid. I'll let you know how my education goes, "my friend."

  • @SuperJames16 thank you, that is all i needed to hear that you were wrong :)

  • Ode to nut cracking.

  • lol at the sign in the background at 2:46 "failure"

  • 2:24 ryan's eyes r the best

  • No pity for those idiots trying to kill themselves. Funny, but no pity.

  • Ooooooh!!!!

  • lmfao that is freaken hilarious. couln't stop laughing.

  • I felt that, and I'm a girl...

  • You took the words right out of my mouth. Haha!

  • 2:23 Ryan's reaction is awesome

  • I love the subtle clue.

    "Aren't you getting BOARD?"

  • Love Drew's reaction at 1:13.

  • The 15 people who disliked this were the people who had the wipeouts with their skateboards.

  • I was laughing so hard when it showed the crotch shots.  I almost cried. from laughing so hard. LOL! xD

  • I think that guys who skate board should wear cups

  • Ryan and Jeff when the crotch shots start to come. xDD

  • Does anyone else notice Jeff And Ryan squirming in their seats during the crotch hits? LOL!

  • I find it funny that most of these idiots aren't wearing helmets, yet they keep getting hit in the other end

  • You keep ROLLING even tho you looked BOARD haha

  • 2:47 epic faceplant

  • @Kazlu1337 Yeah, I noticed that too. Tell the truth, I was waiting for it.

  • xD BEST CLIP EVER

  • @the1manishere I disagree. Watch these two:

    /watch?v=qXT6foyWZCw

    /watch?v=XQJumKW_Hk0

  • @INTPTT Perhaps not best clip, but best audience reaction, and best green screen

  • @INTPTT Alright, I lied, those were pretty good

  • I love Ryan's face at 2:26!

  • 1:42 is the clip they use in Scrubs when J.D.'s patient is a teen who hurt himself skating...

  • 1:49 kills me when I see him waving and he has no idea what's happening!!

  • That was Nuts!

    

  • Best collection of Nutshots ever!!

  • those skateboarders really needs some serious nut jobs

  • They should call this segment "Oh face"

  • OHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH OHH etc.

  • Colin makes the best reporter. :)

  • i have one word, "OW"!!!!!

  • 2:26 best part

  • nuts cracked...............into the extreme

  • Balls or no balls free falling onto a solid object with your pelvis, sucks.

  • @ScoopMcGillicutty Words to live by.

  • Did anyone see the sign near the end of the video that said failure?

  • 2:24 - OH that was CLOSE! I love Ryan's expression right after, like he's thinking "Man would these people have gotten more for their tickets!"

  • every male grabs there balls when they see a nut shot how many balls were grabbed during this?

  • If I had a nickel for everytime Colin/the audience went "Oh!!!"

  • I grabed my nuts when that happend over and over DX but it was pretty funny at the time.

  • OH! OH! OH!

    

  • 2:24 OOOH

  • That must have been one interesting war...

  • CrazedFan1454 apparently said just the perfect thing to get emails concerning how badly people's testicles hurt for several months. My condolences.

  • 1000 points to the guy in the video

    2000 to the guy who put the entire video together

  • Was Tony hawk in that?

  • LOL 2:26 Their faces.

  • i love ryan's face when that kid almost went out in front of that car. 8O

  • ryan's face at 2:27 priceless

  • i was going OMG THAT GOTTA HURT :O

  • I cringed. But I also admit that I cracked up laughing, just listening to the audience's reaction. "Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!" Oh man... XD

  • press 4 for endless pain...

  • "People whiping out on..... surfboards!" OOOOOH!!!

  • I love how, at 2:45, it just says "failure" in the back! hahaha!

  • The audience's reaction was overwhelming

  • "When we'll these people learn?" I wish I knew Colin, I wish I knew.

    

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  • @thaeastcoastshred to wear a cup

  • ugh *cringe* this hurts me

  • Anyone notice when he waved to the guy wipng out

  • Listening to Ryan and Jeff in the background always cracks me up.

  • best one 2:23

  • "you know I dont even care anymore!"

  • Who else cringed when that idiot almost rode his board into the path of that car?

  • Faliure banner! Lol! Talk about irony

  • Pause @ 2:47 , anybody else notice the GIANT banner that actually says "failure" in the background?

  • @Keeby12 lol

  • ahhhh, my crotch hurts now. lol

  • lol to ryan's face at 2:25

  • its hurts so bad just watching >.<

  • I like how on the last clip of the Skateboarder at 2:48 before the buzzer is hit, the skateboarder falls and then in the upper right hand corder there's a sign that says "Failure" Lol :P :)

  • @iheartnewyorkbaby

    corner*

  • I'm never gonna have kids now...

  • Did anyone else just scream 'Ow' and hold their nuts?

  • @AbleToFindThings *in a squeeky voice*...amen!

  • Newsflash and Sound FX are the shit bitch

  • I've got abs from laughing so hard. Ouch

  • :s...my nuts hurt.

  • When i was little, I always wanted a skateboard. But seeing this, glad i never began.

  • Haha, Ryan's face when that boarder almost got hit by a car.

  • @gnrboy It's a truck not a car.

  • 2:48 "FAILURE"

  • Man,this video probably hurts every single guy watching this.

  • greatest nut - shot compilation ever!!!!!!!

  • O!

  • You know, i dont even care at this point---------loved the way colin said that

  • Rails are men's greatest fear and weakness...

  • It started out quite impressivley then it was all downhill from there...

  • I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard.

    It makes me proud to be female when I saw all those guys getting hit in the nuts by rails and such.

  • @ThatGirlWithTheFlip I think I could say the same thing about it happening to women. Nuts or not, that shit's gonna hurt. lol

  • @solaran90 Yeah. I mean, I've landed on a rail, groin-first and it hurts like hell, but it probably hurts a lot more as a guy.

  • @ThatGirlWithTheFlip Probably. Our sacs are on the outside.... you lucky lucky girls. lol

  • Anyone else's nuts really sore from watching this?

  • 2:45 i love how the word "FAILURE" is in the backround

  • haha i recognized like half those skaters and the videos they're from

  • 1000 points to whoever edited the clips together.

  • when Wayne said "Thanks Drew!" XD that was so funny

  • Did anyone else notice how at 2:48 behind the guy getting hurt, there's a sign that says 'Failure'?

  • @TheSPaRkY3218 lol, you're right. That is so ironic considering that thats basically what describes what happened to that guy.

  • Pause at 2:26 LOLOLOL Someone make a Gif. omg...

  • i cannot stop watching ryan's reaction to the guy who almost got hit by a truck!

  • oh my god, i cringed so much and I'M A WOMAN!

  • I hope that very last guy in the video didn't have any head trauma.

  • It wuz only a matter of time until someone got it in the crotch

  • OH GOD THOSE INJURIES MAKE ME SO GLAD IM A WOMAN!!!

  • @im proud to be a sk8er

  • Why does wayne never get to be part of Newsflash?

  • and then this all happnd!

  • That slow motion one at 1:43 cracked me up listening to the audience's reactions LOL

  • I love the look on Ryan's face when the one dude almost go hit by a truck! I had to replay that a few times!!

  • 2:42, the last one just really makes me laugh because of the failure billboard in the back.

    Also, the one at 1:44 was used on an episode of Scrubs.

  • @simpsonsfan89 good eye

  • holy shit im in this haha at 1:32 it still hurts and its been 9 years

  • @planBskateboarder100 Duuuude, my heart goes out to you o_o

    Enjoy your 1000 points :P

  • XD That looks REALLY painful! And I'm not even a guy X'D

  • Jeff gives good clues, they should have had him on for more of those.

  • I'm glad these guys have positions in the choir.

  • Hate to see if this was a tribute to Sweden.

  • man i luv this

  • lol Ryans face is so funny between the time of 2:25 and 2:27. O.o

  • Wow i'm a girl and i even cringed at this. Man, that must've hurt. Must suck to have those....things because i can't imagine how much that hurts.

  • @CrazedFan1454 Groin shots for women still hurt like hell (supposedly), and there's actually more potential for permanent damage. The real comedy comes from seeing a grown man doubled over in pain with a squeaky voice.

  • @CrazedFan1454 it hurts a lot :/

  • @CrazedFan1454 why do you think just because were girls that it wouldent hurt if that happend to us like landing on a bar with your twat yeah i think that would hurt

  • @CrazedFan1454 it's ok. you can say balls on YouTube. And having experience with that kind of thing, IT HURTS. It's hard to compare it to anything else.

  • @CrazedFan1454

    it feels like being kicked in the stomach by a mule

  • @CrazedFan1454 hey we felt the same way during the Giving Birth Newsflash. Love you...

  • @CrazedFan1454 you really don't want to know how much it hurts

  • @CrazedFan1454 actually it doesn't matter who you are but it you hit a rail going that fast its gonna hurt no matter if your a boy or girl.

  • @CrazedFan1454 It's just a myth that women aren't vulnerable either. You can crush a woman's ovaries and even break her pelvis compared to breaking a mans balls and he vomits with pain. Also women can get punched in the tits which is supposed to hurt a lot.

  • @CrazedFan1454 Well it comes with the territory. Its both a blessing and a major curse when it comes to this.

  • 1:42 to me looks the most painful...

  • love the look on Colin's face at Wayne's "Thanks Drew" remark. Like huh? What did I miss?

  • OHH OHH OHH OHH OHH OHH OHH OHH!

  • Maybe they should were cups next time.

  • Idiocracy

  • 1:50

    LMFAO he waved.

  • I would like us all to have a minute silence for all the potential children lost.

  • 2:47 - I like that big "failure" sign in the background.

  • 12Medbe is awesome

  • 4 crotch falls in 6 seconds

  • i know someone who was at the taping of this episode. awesome. she got and autograph and picture from colin, and a hug from wayne at the end

  • kudos to the guy who had to piece all this together

  • For some reason, I think 1:07 is the funniest screwup. And some of those guys were probably on their way to have sex.