Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.12

[scrapette]

These are still amazing :D

[Rater362]

Perfection. Worst tool to use in writing. Perfection = No faults = Uninteresting = No conflict.

[TheTayCow]

@Rater362 that, sir or madam, is a great thing you just said

[samanthaklynn]

"There is a subplot in which Bella makes a sandwich" LOLOL I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard!!!

[michbellez]

I'm no twilight fan, but "noncommittal" is a word, and you can "nod noncommittally".

[panthercat38]

@michbellez Well, you can nod your head and shake your head, one being the affirmative answer, the other negative. So you can make a positive noncommittal comment.

Just sayin.

[michbellez]

@panthercat38 I have no idea what point you're trying to make.

[MyChemLoveroxo]

Read Harry Potter!

[MrMafiaPickle]

You really have gotta do new moon alex... please, actually screw being polite.... FUCKEN READ NEW MOON

[SwampThing48]

There's a SUB plot dedicated to SANDWICHES? YOU DON'T SAY.

[hayleypotter]

Bella talking about her truck, "There it was, sat in the same space he parked his Volvo in the morning." Oh... You didn't say vulva? Oops... My bad.

[ThisProviDace]

Alex is the only one who would read a book then exclaim "Too many words!"

[habahameh10]

The only person who hates Twilight more than Alex Day, is Robert Pattinson.

[EYAccount]

Isn't being attracted the vampires and being a necrophilliac pretty much the same thing?

[Chutneylolly1910]

Why does she say there is nothing to improve, what about his crooked smile???

[Chutneylolly1910]

If there is nothing to improve then why does he have a crooked smile?

[HHDocwhoamericangirl]

Hey! I'm currently wearing blue and purple! Now I feel like a stalker!

[selenehekate75]

I like it when Alex reads things...

[chipmunkspy5]

I hate Twishit it is crap! My friend called Breaking Dawn, Breaking Wind! :D

[KarmaWillBiteYou]

there's actually a book called Twishite... READ IT, ALEX!

[lizziebudds]

@KarmaWillBiteYou OR NIGHTLIGHT!

[clairelovesrichard]

All this talk of the sandwich subplot is making me want a sandwich. Hey Bella! Go make me a sandwich.

[ToumaFanGurl]

how do u catch you self whisseling? nearly pissed myself, seriously

[Asahi245]

Oh god this is so disgusting xDD

[zackthecameraman]

how do you grin a smile, regardless of it's symmetry?

[princessgrapefruit1]

@erinissuperawesomful That kind of statement tells people that you don't actually know any.

[erinissuperawesomful]

i like british people....

[HatethisplaceX]

"you know that famous edward cullen cricked smile"

[bernadetteandjessa]

"but there;s a subplot in which Bella is making a sandwitch" BAHAHAHAHAH just died xD

[MissCrystalBawl]

Don't take love advice from this book...naw, really? xD

[polemomaniac]

".... thanks to my gratuitous drug use."

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

[IgnorantorEvil]

The verbosity of Twilight is absolutely, without any kind of presumptuous doubt; quintessentially detrimental to contemporary literature in every way possible.

[messedupproductions9]

Kiss your hand 10 times

Say your crushes name 5 times

Post this on two other videos

Check your hand

[IgnorantorEvil]

@messedupproductions9 Don't; you'll catch an STD.

[darciebooiloveyou]

lol vor vids are mad =D

[Jennyfisch]

Subplots involving sandwiches? Maybe I should read this book after all

[JustBecause110]

"How do you catch yourself whistling?!"

[thewhoviandream]

BUT WAIT. What happened to the sandwiches??! Did they wonder off into the woods again?

[BowChickaBowOwww]

TOO MANY WORDS

[KaishaLouise129]

We need to know the fate of those sandwiches!

[geekfreek108]

my god. somebody should've told edward that she's not gonna die from walking a short distance home.

[suzannebarillers]

I dont know if i like twilight or i just like a brittish guy reading it.

[NexisSakura]

Oh dear lord, I knew Twilight was terrible, but I never knew it was THIS bad.

You want a good love story? Read "The Fault in Our Stars".

[ViVaLaPRINCE]

shitelight hahaha

[MsSonshine242]

3:34-3:45 sounds like pearl from the scarlet letter...

[lorycoolpinkstar]

The Same T-shirt that Harry Potter wears in every single movie =D

[lorycoolpinkstar]

@lorycoolpinkstar at the begining

[Standoutfitin]

"there was nothing about him that could be improved upon" well... maybe the fact he's a VAMPIRE?

[tillytillytilly1]

"I haven't read a chapter of shite lite in a while so lets get crack-a-lackin'"

[aapeders]

Shakespeare created words of his own that we use everyday.

[witchywoman2008]

Now, in regard to the note left on the truck seat, I would only have been impressed if the two words were "Bad Wolf"...

[soCOOLgirl13]

"she whistled this morning. she should tell him about that. that was unpredictable" lol

[princessforever1194]

I also saw the Rich Pickin's for Spring Chicken in Paris. : / It kinda freaked me out.

[1papaya7]

Oh good lord please do "Alex Watches Twilight"

[panthercat38]

@1papaya7 If you really want him to lose that much time of his life, just hit him with a blackjack and mug him.

[joesgirlfriend1]

her car could have been stolen

[frankiedelly123]

'you know that famous edward cullen crooked smile..'

:D

[maydayway97]

You should do "Alex Reads Harry Potter" and dissect it the same way and compare it to Twilight.

[KeA317]

I love the way you read!!! I wish every time I opened a book it read to me like this.. :))

[Heartze]

You have a crooked smile, Alex! xD

[PSshadow92]

"Buttery" light? That just screams of a crude synonym hastily picked because "yellow" sounded too boring.

[angelarocks109]

You made the book more interesting with your accent!!!! I love the London accent its soooo hottttttt!!!!!!!!!

[elentheawesome]

"SHIT. Don't be too happy, will ya?!"

[DaisyIfYouDareYeah]

I think I'm going to re-read it to see how SHIT it actually is. 

[abbielatiasvandom]

Every time you said sandwich you looked at the book then the camera as though to say 'SUBPLOT'. It was great.

[ViridianNox]

Who the hell disliked this? I mean, I can understand twilight fans clicking on chapter one and getting really confused because you're not severely reverencing it, and in their hazy confusion angrily clicking dislike, but, this is ch12! Get with the program, people! [okay, that is the first and last time I use that phrase. I apologise.]

[mozzajunior]

"I don't know what happened to the sandwiches, that's probably a sub-plot that'll be brought up in new moon"

Lmfao, you've definitely improved my mood today <3

[brittnyann798]

Dude, you're freakin funny!!!!!

[feelinginspiredlike]

"I'm going to be spending a lot of time telling people that I'm not your boyfriend." oh, the places my mind goes to when hearing that...:)

[Court33445]

The Advertisement on this page is for the DVD of Breaking Dawn. Hahaha

[GreaterBookWyrm]

@Court33445 Really? the ad I got was for a car that has headlights powerful enough to vaporize vampires.

[ATMarshmallow]

How do you catch yourself whistling? and then she burst into song 'Oh what a beautiful morning' he sounded like he was in the opera :)

[SophieDickety]

surely it would be called 'Twishite?'

[kbrewz]

Tom Milsom :')

[kasidzi1]

"i havent read a chapter of shitelight in a while" LOL

[fightergirl0493]

"i don't know why Bella sounds like a baritone man...."

I think its cause she secretly is a baritone man >.>

[airheadLana]

But Alex, what if Twilight is her favourite book? That's creepy. You have to do something even 'impressiver' =)

[mynameismatt2010]

This redeemed bella a bit. At least she knows that women belong in the kitchen making sandwiches for men.

[liamjfloyd]

I really really really want to see your reaction to Breaking Dawn.

[imkindacateweasley]

bellar. hah.

[judgemebymyshoes]

google "crooked smile" and look at the images.

[vintagetardis]

'too many words'- that's what I said about Breaking Dawn...

[NerdyBulooh]

.....How do you skip down stairs?

[rawrxmini]

loooooool. alex day and his crooked smile

[awesomelyizzy]

the thing is, it's flaws that give people character, give you something to talk about, laugh about, and tease each other about...otherwise it's just boring. and creepy. xx

[kingdom317961]

wait is alex gay? please someone answer me!

thanks

[Unsafeworld]

@kingdom317961 well in a video with charlie he says he's straight , so I don't think so.

[ourlegsbegintobreak]

@kingdom317961 he is NOT gay :P

[heytherelottie]

@kingdom317961 lolol. no. around 1/2 of his videos contain at least one girl.

[awesomelyizzy]

@kingdom317961 no he's not, the guy he talks to is his best friend/housemate...they're pretty close though xx

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

Meyer definately has some fucking trippy sexual preferences.

[XxpunkrockprincessxX]

"thanks to my gratuitous drug use" this book is silly lol

[mrs6pack]

I read Twilight a long time ago (like 5th, 6th grade) and I loved it. never completely understood why people hated it. After watching this I'm wondering if I read a different version or was somehow brainwashed. Was it really that cheesy and disgusting? Ugh. I don't know how I read 700+ pages of that shit...

[SuperHeroMania]

@mrs6pack It was one of the cheesiest books I've read :P

[mashit13]

@mrs6pack I think everyone felt that way. This just proves that Stephenie Meyer is a powerful dark witch, sent by Voldemort to make all the muggles stupider and easier to kill.

[EmeraldAlice]

@mrs6pack Meyer's secret is a perception filter on the shitiness

[freshlybakedsporks]

@mrs6pack I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. For me it was 8th grade, my friends & I all loved it. But then I read the next two books and they became increasingly uncomfortable to read... christ. I went from Harry Potter to this nonsense?

[isa0ber]

@mrs6pack I read Twilight when I was in the 5th grade, as a recommendation of some friend of mine that claimed to love books. I didn't really read at all at that age, and when I finished it everyone around me that read it complimented that book so much that I thought I was too stupid to get it since I didn't read. Now I know that I'm not the one who's stupid, that woman just really doesn't know how to write.

[MeiIkaruga]

@mrs6pack I think sometimes a person can read a crappy book and kinda glaze over the crappy parts. Maybe it was just a really fun read at the time? As long as one can later acknowledge that a book really wasn't that great, but they enjoyed it at the time, in a case like this? All is well. :3

[Neoxkais]

@mrs6pack

Yes, but as you were younger, you were more lenient in your suspension of disbelief

[X3whitedinoX3]

this was put up on my birthday :3

[TheGideonator]

Surely Twishite would have sounded better than Shitelight?

[maryjoysanderson]

'but there's a sub plot in which Bella makes a sandwich' is ALWAYS the top-rated comment when I watch this video, but it's always written by somebody else. My question is why would you thumbs-up a comment that says exactly the same as the most thumbed-up comment. Why not thumbs-up the comment already top-rated. Are we sharing the thumb around a bit or are we just missing something here?

[xMidnight100x]

@maryjoysanderson but there's a sub plot in which bella is making a sandwich ;)

[1ts4llm3]

"Shit, don't be too happy!"

[poopieflys]

i think bella needs to see a doctor she has a lot of heart problems and a bad case of tonsillitis you know with all those "good-baughs"

[MrYeakylver]

"Too many words!"

[kaylamorningstar]

"she whistled this morning, she should tell him about that, that was unpredictable"

ahhahahahha<3

[cookiemonsta188]

i think i just skipped chapter 11 but i dont care, i just want to find out what happens in twilight i dont want to know evey detail i hate twilight

[smilecupcake994]

i don't like the book but love the movies. does that even make sense

[awesomelyizzy]

@smilecupcake994 no. not at all. the films have taken something shit and made it infinitely worse...have u seen kristen stewart act?! xx

[Flik43point8]

Thank God he didn't read 'New Moon' I woulda come across from Washington State to London just to stab him for it.

[CaptainEvvie]

my english teacher was giving us yet another talk on the importance of adjectives, i think smeyer took it a bit too far.

[TheStoicPoet]

anyone who liked this book should be slapped till you thought otherwise

[SLOTloven]

You have a crooked smile...

[TheStoicPoet]

@SLOTloven its the gangster smile from those hippity hop video with the big butt women

[SLOTloven]

@TheStoicPoet hmmm didn't know ha

[gracespencerful]

READ NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[gracespencerful]

i like the purple hoody

[kinz7]

"Too many words" - LMAO you are hilarious!!

[CanIFrenchTheLlama]

I like that this was a quite unique outfit for Alex Day circa-2010. Now look at what he wears hahaha

[hannah1111100]

can someone explaint that amelia pond part to me?

[ZookanProductions]

@hannah1111100 In the previous video of Alex's to this, he mentioned that Doctor Who character Amy Pond's full name isn't Amelia (stated by the author of an Amazon review he was reading in the video).

[specialmehyaya]

@4:10 I'm sorry, can we just relish the completely mocking and yet amazingly goodlooking face he makes? How do you even pull that off?

[ValsTheName1997]

There's a subplot, in which bella is making a sandwich. Where does Stephanie Meyers come up with this?

[littlemissmello]

"No.. I'm not going to do New Moon.. That would be milking it, wouldn't it..?"

yes. just like the book. but unlike the book, I want you to go on with it

[Maybefunny2468]

Bella makes no sense. A note says be safe. She reads it and decides to drug herself.

[anneolsen15]

That's not how to charm a girl

[LeftLittleToe]

The thumbnail for this video is the best

[alternativesunshine3]

you just don't understand how much this makes me laugh XD

[13lostlove13]

I used to have those purple jeans....O.O

[clarepies]

that jumper looks like one you wear at preschool

[TwelvetreeZ]

too many words!

[musixvids4life1]

i havent laughed this hard ina while :DD

[meaganpucksuzy]

"I'm going to be spending today telling a lot of people that I'm NOT your boyfriend" DIED LAUGHING.

[nenethewildgoose]

the closed captions are hilarious

[OddSocks332]

Omg Shite light I laughed so hard

[LabellessCow96]

"Oh God, this is so disgusting" Oh, Alex x'D

[5o4o3o2o1ooBANG]

206 people are twitards

[MissMalfoy77]

did he say 'i shit my head' at 4:00?

[jenepasvousamour]

@MissMalfoy77 "i shook my head"

[MissMalfoy77]

@jenepasvousamour aha yeah i hear it now :)

it must be alex's adorable british accent :D

[MissMalfoy77]

shitelight...nice xD

[Ladylyla]

What 17 year olds hang out with their dads?

[BirdieWearsGumboots]

I'm having nightmares about vampire chickens.

[devinbequiet]

Did we even leave off at the point you said? And who the hell is Amelia Pond?

[GothicQueenie]

@devinbequiet She's in Doctor Who

[milliFox]

@devinbequiet amelia pond is from Doctor Who. Watch the fifth or sixth season.

[Rater362]

You wanna know why all Bella can think about is how gorgeous Edward is? Because that's all he's got going for him, because as a character he's just a bitch.

[KenzieMarieTv]

Check the tags

[AllysUnicorn]

"Don't get love advice from this book," and then later, his Step-Dad secretly quotes it in a love card to his Mom.

[unholychunk]

@AllysUnicorn quoting isn;t love advice.

[jameswhee]

@AllysUnicorn *Mum

[hawkingparadox960]

"beller" hahah

[nerdstheword123]

If vampires skin is rock hard..........can they wear push-up bras?

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

You know, a lot of things Alex thinks aren't words (handsomer, futilely, noncommittally) are actual words. They just sound awkward.

[vanillatwilight82]

@VolunteerNerdfighter Because Stephanie Meyer IS awkward.

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

@vanillatwilight82 So true.

[herVsblaartjie]

the first 13 seconds are my favorite <3

[TheRheanna96]

"But there's a sub-plot in which Bella makes a sandwich"

[xXELITECREEPERXx]

@TheRheanna96 Good she is a girl and belongs in the kitchen.

[lovesaphira]

Yeah don't read new moon. her moaning is ten times worse. i didn't get past the first chapter.

[ibekjulja]

@lovesaphira dito.



[monsterswithbigteeth]

Animatronic chicken: best way to end any video.

[Randomer131]

RIP SANDWICH :-(

[Ayakooak]

Btw... Tom's outfit is better :)

[RainbowwVomit]

This was uploaded on my birthday o;