Sgt James Doakes Montage: Dexter Montage 1

[TheSilentOne50]

FUCCCKKK,

DOOOAAKKKESSS!!!!!!!!!

[2000Jacksanders]

Morgan!

[Mindaugas7100]

Im break that cocksukcker today :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TomDaMooseUK]

The line "Tonton Macoute" is so well placed! XD

[sunz600]

Doakes = BAMF. I really hated how he was taken out of the show, second best character after Angel.

[OZORxORON]

Morgan?

[tostalefrance]

"Fuck me, the wife was in on it" at 44 hahahahahahaha

[vjehshta]

MORRGAN MORGAN MASUKA LOLO

[JaMarr2424]

did he die in season 1?

[nbafanboi23]

3:11 LMFAO

[Tris67]

surprise muthafucka

[MissCrazyhahan]

@Tris67 ahahahahaha :D

[fistoffries]

This Doaks guys has some anger issues.

[rub1k]

MOGGAN?

[PsychoAnon]

Best of Doakes: Every line he ever said.

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@PsychoAnon

Fucking true.

[hmc117]

Fuck, Doakes said MORGAN more than he said MUTHAFUCKA

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

I died when he said "you get a goddamn hardon there morgan?"

[jacobdubya]

Hahahaha @ 0:54

[madimaeberri]

whenever i watch too much doakes i start swearing

[WhiteMousse1980]

That's right, Dexter. The ghost of Doakes is watching you. Eventually it will catch up to you.

[ljupcejosifovski1]

Morgan Morgan Morgan Masuka Morgan Morgan Masuka Morgan MOM Masuka Morgan

[Tennis12345Star]

All he ever says is Morgan and MUTHERFU*KER

[themrbendewy]

who swears more...Deb or Doakes?

[TheInstantClassic1]

75 fucks are contained in this video. I think Doakes fucking set a new record!!!!

[insanecbrotha]

you sick fuck!!! :D

[quickstrike93]

0:38 is SO funny

[bollocks2who]

@quickstrike93 you mean when he says "who the fuck is that?". I know, when I was watching that episode, I kept rewinding it multiple times, just to see it again!

[Spandex08]

I stopped watching the series when he died.

[shadowscion]

Tonton Macoute...lol

[CiNtO92]

it's who you know, and who you blow

[Mcil1]

Bullshit, Doakes never laughed

[Jzna]

I kinda lost interest on the show after he died.. he was my 2nd favorite character.

[rpetersdrummerboy]

His last words: Mother Fucker!

[OBC00]

1:29 is my favorite Doakes quote.

Kinda sad he DIED.

[MacGovernor]

Ain't this footage from two FIRST seasons of Dexter, rather than LAST two? Or does Sgt Doakes *spoiler* make a surprise revival comback to face Dexie for the ultimate grande finale of the entire series? *spoiler*

[Hibbs4Prez]

@MacGovernor Check the DATE of when the video was uploaded, sir. That should explain things.

[sofymo]

MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN mesuka MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN MORGAN mom MORGAN MORGAN mesuka MORGAN MORGAN we're gonna have to collect your clothes FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMN FUCKIN SHIT, and there u have the jist of the vid

[altairx26]

After I watched this video I hear "FUCK" every 5 seconds

[Assassinations101]

I like the part where he shows ruthless verbal aggression.

[thepantstent]

Swear to christ, Morgan. After this case, I'm submitting your ass for psychiatric evaluation.

[NeoDarthkaiser]

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

[bigbodyunidad]

doakes is a hard mother fucker. "FUCK YOU" lol

[ChurchOfMe93]

"You gettin' a goddamn hardon there, Morgan?"

Doakes was a great character. Sad to seem go, but if he hadn't there wouldn't be a show anymore (because he knew and Dexter wouldn't be able to kill him) and that's worse. Though, it would take an explosion to kill Doakes, wouldn't it?

[Mikesheesh]

@iKealzDi

No, you're the only one

[Mikesheesh]

The funny part of all this is that you just have to line up every sentence he said, and you have this montage

[kyankees07]

"...Tonton Macoute..."

[axelris]

i suspect doakes has a crush on dexter. thats why hes so obsessed and angry at him, cant accept the fact.

[MrFrankello]

si si la cabania.fuckin hell hole:DDDDDDDDDDDD

[PuddlePonders]

"Morgan" "Morgan" "MORGAN" "Morgan" "Masuka" "MORGAN!!" "MORGAN" "Morgan" "Masuka" "Morgan" "MORGAN" "Mom" "Morgan" "MORGAN!!!"......."Ton Ton Macoute"

[schultz94]

Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work. LOLOLOL dramatic irony Ftw!!

[cold09823]

Check out mine! Better quality

[mrfrelancekiller]

Fuck, i liked doakes

[stoor666]

I like the part where he showed verbal aggression.

[Johnnybomb1]

Doakes's last Motherfucker 5:46

[Alpinex105]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL

[Mountain117]

LMAO 3:50 how long are you going to keep wiping my ass

[Mountain117]

LMAO 3:30 how long are you going to keep wiping my ass

[chrislaurel]

Great video... the best character ever from the best show ever made period. thank you!

My two favourite: "Surprise Motherfucker!" and 'Okay, what the fuck?"

[FiddyDiddy96]

Surprise Motherfucker!!

[durp6969]

ton ton mckoute lmao 2:30

[Henrita6]

i didnt want him to die. i liked him

[empi1290]

tan tan makoot

[Saiblade]

Fuck! man, this guy is hilarious.

[Sinfuckingbitch]

This video is AMAZING...love it

[yagamiraito]

Fuckin vampire titty bitch took away the best character. I know he had to go if Dex was gonna survive but Doakes was the man.

[namehisname]

Sgt Doakes was by far the funniest character on the show. I would say The weird asian guy is the next funniest.

[condilavia]

morgan, morgan, morgan, masuka, morgan, morgan, masuka, morgan................TONTON MACOUTE

[husainml]

can u please make a rita montage

[TheSakufighter]

morgan, morgan, morgan, morgan, morgan lol

[momster65]

Surprised MUTHAFUCKA!!!!

[zzzzzaaaaaqqqqwwwwss]

...........................tom tom makut

[Kingdagmarius]

Does he have a hiphop album? Dude has a great flow

[Kingdagmarius]

2 bad he exploded

[husainml]

i LOVE the way he says MUTHAFUCKER :D

[DisasterDevix]

why are black people so funyn? :o

[xAxPharaoHxAx]

James Doakes is one of my favorite charters because he never backdown balls to the wall type of guy...he was good man

[Efferts]

That's an angry man.

[afost01]

2:03 suprise muthafucka!lol

[FujioParis]

2:02 is the best!

[Rarkanjo]

How long will you keep wipin my ass? ROFL

[patali09]

ahh how I miss Doakes

[mmamidget]

Read the books first. The series are good but not as accurate.

[TheNewEmphinix]

This is a great video. He was a badass MOTHAFUCKA!

[branflakes1818]

I was really depressed when he died.

[BloodyEyes91]

"Morgan, Morgan, Dexter Morgan....FUCK YOU!"

[diabl02289]

THESE ANECDOKES GET ME THROUGH THE DAY MOTHAFUCKA!!!

[MrTSquared]

TOM TOM MAKUT

[tyler1234321]

ton ton mckute

[bigpoppa1234]

"It'll fuck up your rep and make me look like a whiny bitch." I fucking love that line.

[FocusedLucidity]

"oh, and you owe me a new michelin you muthafucker" @ 3:27

[altairx26]

Best part was Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Masuka, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Masuka, Morgan Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Mom, Morgan, Masuka, Morgan, Masuka, Morgan, Ton Ton Maccot.

[altairx26]

Fuck. James Fucking Doakes really Fucking Love to Fucking say FUCK. MotherFucker

[Aarow666]

I'm watching this video again motherfucker.

[iamthewalls]

It's who you know and who you blow

[emregc]

great video

[TryonasaurousRex]

5:28 HAHAHA

[executionerofgod]

Doakes was fuckin ETREME!

[ffgew22]

Oh and you owe me a new Michelin, motherfucka

[lak12111]

I wish Doakes was still on Dexter, rather than the truly talentless Julia Stiles, who does not belong on the show.

[ffgew22]

@lak12111 agreed. She isn't too pleasing to look at either in my opinion, Number one thing she needs a tit job haha. Doakes added humor, which made the show more versatile imo. Now it's just super serious.

[Lawliethatake]

doakes you owe millions to the swear jar

[VidGiRL221]

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan....Tomtom Mikoot. LMAO

[alzaine]

Stop grinnin like a fuckin psycho and get back to work!!! hahahahah

[appositiongh]

FULL EPISODES: TV[.]USNETXXX[.]COM

[razavids123]

5:27 lmao

[marchforth991]

doakes-gasm

[6SonofEnki6]

It yo wet dream in thair

[woot0444]

Your brother's a junky.

[TheHappyKitten]

morgan morgan morgan morgan morgan morgan masuka morgan morgan morgan morgan morgan morgan morgan  masuka morgan morgan morgan TOM TOM something

[Sarnarath]

one of the most bad-ass steriod tough guys out there.

[dustbusta]

Is it deep? I hope it's fuckin deep.

[jwang9989]

"you gettin a hard-on morgan? LOL

[KrillinSpillin]

mothafucka.

[ronnieblowsyourmind]

suck my dick motherfucker you understand that shit? Lmfaoooo

[ConsolePlayer64]

Best fuckin character ever!

[hxcmetalhead]

yo, this shit...is the shit!

[SexyBendejo]

morgan, morgan, morgan, MORGAN! morgan, DEXTER! MORGAN! DEXTER MORGAN!

FUCK YOU. 2:55 - 3:05 lmaooooooo amazing

[Chayden90]

What's that a titty site?  Nice tits...

[Unclesamslair]

OMG, YOU ACTUALLY CAUGHT DOAKES LAUGHING! lol

[VegettoISbetter]

"bullshit i've never laughed"

*cuts to a scene of Doakes laughing*

[dem6nseed]

Lol, I miss Doakes!!!

Sad they blew him up.. O.o

[fistyeah21]

Fuck, Doaks was so fucking manly! Why the fuck did they fucking blow him the fuck up!?!? Muthafucka.

[CoolJohnDog]

*****SPOILER ALERT*****

It might just be me, but I'm pretty sure his last words (by looking at his lips as he was running towards the stove) were "Motha fucka..."

[sakallikedi]

@CoolJohnDog it was :D

and anything else would have been a damn shame :D

[Guthix2Judge]

"Do you think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's bris?"

[SadieKryst]

it's on this video at 3:06 but i want JUST THAT clip. anyone know where i can find it on youtube?

[Unclesamslair]

@SadieKryst watch?v=oWUFM0cu-rc

[SadieKryst]

does anyone have the small clip where Dexter says "hey sergeant" (or something like that_ and Doakes just says "fuck you!"

[debunker1905]

"JAMES DOAKES" is not fucking available mothafucker.

[Benvakt]

Doakes<3 

[floeticdeath]

"JAMES DOAKES" is not available.

[mgrchip]

SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!! Wish Doakes lifed at least a few more seasons

[DRG102007]

this is epic.

[hmc117]

"Suck My Dick Mothafucka, you understand that shit?"

[00ErgoProxy00]

lol "bullshit I never laugh"

Also I never realized how much Doakes swore...it's epic though ;D my fav is still "Surprise, Motherfucker!" because that was SO unexpected XD

[KyleButlerNoEmail]

5 RACIST people hit the dislike button X_X

[coscientology]

Doakes spent most of this show glaring menacingly, usually from the background.

[vvinblog]

@IcyScythe U ASSHOLE!!! Why did you spoild the MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!

[kuruczlukas]

@IcyScythe exactly. ;) best character in Dexter and now this character missing in serial..

[MrTSquared]

@IcyScythe FUCK MAN, PUT SPOILER ALERTS GOD DAMNIT. FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[KyleButlerNoEmail]

JAMES DOAKES is not aviable.

[weneedtodosomething]

doakes was a great character....almost as good as trinity... season 3 sucked... cant wait til 5...............thank god rita is gone-------she was dragging the show down....

also prob the best voicemail ever

[moneyball69]

FUCK YOU LILA! i loved doakes

[amonkeynamedjoseph]

@moneyball69 he was my favorite

[MrBeef79]

@moneyball69 Yeah man why did they have to kill him damn it. I was hoping they'd be homies.

Showtime should just make a show for Doakes, where he just talks shit and woops ass all day.

[ScrubsRocks4Ever]

give him his own damn series, mother fuckas

[jibbingjar]

"you getting a goddamn hard-on there Morgan?" Was sad seeing this character killed off :(

[Designedbydeath]

lmao Doakes was the shit! He was such a foul mouth badass cop

[nooogen]

you think i'm here to invite you to my nephew's bris? SHUT THE FUCK UP

[ooOScoofyOoo]

Rest In Pace Sgt. James Doakes...

[mariarox93]

0:56 LOL :D

[hempside]

while holding the cocain(u can suck my dick muthafuckaa)..classic.

[yougonasorry]

4:40 jesus christ morgan, jesus fucking christ morgan your the bay harbour butcher, jesus fucking christ, jesus christ ... shut the fuck up.. i wouldnt be in your position you sick fuck... LMAO what a legend

[alekivk]

Just started watching Dexter from season 1 a few weeks ago, and saw him die today. Best character ever, so annoyed that they killed him =[

[blewidescorpio]

"You Owe Me A Micelin Mutha Fucka"...............Can't Believe You Left That Out......I Am Talkin About When Doakes Sees Him At The NA Meeting

[Kokotienko]

-bullshit, i never laugh.

-hehehahahahha

[bububububak]

doakes was the best!!!!

[lak12111]

"How long you gonna keep wipin' my ass?" Lmao!

[Krypto282]

I lol'd so much at Ton Ton Macoot

[chuchito0]

AND THE WINNER OF THE MOST UNLUCKY HUMAN BEEN EVER BORN IS...

Sgt. DOAKES!

[lak12111]

@chuchito0 You got that right.

[Schmidteren]

best show I have ever seen, I love Dexter!....