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  • Very intimidating! Watching this video I felt almost compelled to start cleaning his room amoungst moments where I would stop to kiss his feet. Not only does he sound powerful, he looks very muscular. I would think those Thai people would have instantly bowed before him and cleaned his room! Now if only he had the power to shrink people, He would own the world!

  • id clean your place. sorry its been over 3 years to see this. But im a male though

  • You want your room Thai-dee!

  • @DukeOfLivermore I need a few slaves me self.

  • Oh, my gosh. This man needs Jesus. Wow the demons are manifesting. I pray for you, dear friend. Seek Jesus before it's too late. Jesus is Real. I like your channel title! Praise Jesus!!!!!!! Keep lifting up his name! All glory to God!

  • @Freddymack1000

    If you thought he was being serious, Jesus is facepalming somewhere.

  • LOL. Your a funny guy. Jesus Christ still loves you. He is real.

  • wow. that guy is serioisly scary.

  • Man, you're amazing!

  • In the U.S.A we have slaves, they're called Mexicans.

  • WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF!

  • LMFAOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Good way of saying something!!!!! Just shout it!!! I Like this!!!

  • LMFAO at first I kinda wondered if it was serious but it was too hilarious to be a true argument. Great vid mate! Lol I'm sooo favouriting this

  • Fallacious, it is funny but the arguments that are made and implied by commenter’s and this vid is an emotional appeal. Argument against slaves is also fallacious. Different forms of slavery, Slavery is still practiced today and very widely. Only way to defeat is with intelligence and intelligence is cultivated by consideration. THis minimizes and or eliminates slavery. GOD or no GOD slavery is Still Practiced.

  • @Ryukikon

    You do realize he's mocking the Bible, right? By highlighting the bits rabid Christians want to gloss over when they tout the Bible as the literal word of God? No matter the extreme values dissonance? Watch his other videos if you still don't get it.

  • @jennyinthepark

    Jenny thanks for pointing that out. I got that it was presented humorously, Most comedy is fallacious in nature. I am actually not really personally upset with the guy for his comedy. The only thing that bothers me is when people actually take this joke seriously. It is a good strain of thought to consider but to not be open minded all the way is trouble some. Well, Have fun.

  • Ok dude I agree with you and this video, but what's with the yelling?

  • Ok dude get points and I agree with you and this video, but what's with the yelling?

  • You can beat em 1god1jesus just don't kill em. Exodus 21: 20-21

  • I hate to say it but this is genius or sick in the head lol

  • I hate to say it but this is genius

  • I lol'd =^_^=

    The bible is full'a crap like that

  • hahaha hell ya dude thats some funny ass shit hahaha

    good job dude funny shit

  • "... my life is FUCKED!!" at the end was awesome!

  • BUY A NICE GIRL FOR 3 DOLLAHS!!!! LOL

    ohh gosh G your stilll cute.. even when your yelling :) <3

  • oh, my freakin god. I didn't know I could laugh that hard. Thank you Jesus. Thatk you for the power of laughter that can expell from my meek larinx. ha.. aha...haha.... yep. too good.

  • lol, is this guy for real? XD I may be a christian but I at least pick up my own trash

  • @sillygrl23

    It's satire. He's an atheist and he's trying to make the point that the bible condones slavery.

  • "Only their vegetable things, though - no meat THANK YOU!" This has become my mantra. lol

  • @MAR4168 I could not live without meat, chicken mainly I can get by without beef.

  • @DiverforPort lol you could, and would, if there wasnt any.... :)

  • @scottpastry True if there never was animals I'd not miss what I never had.

  • ROFLMAO

    However, turn down the mic. You're getting too much distortion.

  • sure i'll come clean your house, I clean my own anyway. just let me know

  • I made a double post because YT comment posting sucks!

  • They denied you the right to slave? Sickening lol

  • He rejected because you can buy A girl in Thailand for three dollars, not two. Then you have to pay six dollars, you silly goose :)

  • He rejected because you can buy A girl in Thailand for 3 dollars, not two. Then you have to pay six dollars, you silly goose :)

  • doosh loon crinkleputt...why so angry!!

  • Actually if you read the bible you would know you need to get an atheist for a slave since Jesus said they are slaves to their sin.. Remember? Haven't you read that Jesus said "Those who sin are a slave to sin but when the son of man sets you free you are free indeed?" It is an atheist you want, they are slaves to sin. You can pick one up cheap here on youtube as they have no value really.

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  • That was hilarious.

    However, I learned from a Jew last night that Slave in context with the old testament was a form of bankruptcy or something.. further investigation is required.

  • @lolzocoptor -I've heard this too. They say that biblical slavery and secular slavery are two different things. However, I have yet to find the definitions of "biblical slavery" or "secular slavery" in any dictionary or anywhere at all. All I see is the definitions of slavery. Slavery is slavery really.

  • @MasterAdam100 a form of bankruptcy (what people will say is biblical slavery) in which you pay for someones mortgage and they work for you [also known as indentured servitude :) ]

    Is different than taking someone from another continent forcefully, shipping them across an ocean, then beating them senseless if they don't pick your cotton.

    The difference is one is... obligatory. take a guess as to which one it is!

    ;)

  • @lolzocoptor Then they wouldn't be slaves. They would be servants if they're paid even in the slightest. It says slaves in the bible. And that's exactly what they were. I hate when people try to sugarcoat it to their own ends.

  • @MasterAdam100

    "The Hebrew and Greek words for slave are usually rendered simply "servant," "bondman," or "bondservant." Slavery as it existed under the Mosaic law has no modern parallel."

    The bible wasn't written in English, go back to the roots. eh?

  • @lolzocoptor So slavery never existed in that area in that time?

  • @lolzocoptor are you seriously implying there isnt slavery in the bible??

  • @scottpastry negative.

    The hebrews were slaves.

    and the hebrews had slaves.

    the same word, but witha different meaning.

    One involved forced labor under penalty of death

    while the other involved offering yourself up as recompense.

  • @lolzocoptor wow.... the hebrews also had non hebrew slaves that they treated like dirt.... nothing to do with recompense.... stop cherry picking your holy book.

  • @lolzocoptor what a reeetard. I am reminded of Jean Luc Picard and his choice to give himself to the Borg of so-called 'free will' recompense. So, would he be a slave or not, under these conditions?

    You fucking dickbag teabaggers, don't you realize that such free will recompense is the only way to reinstitute slavery into free countries? Yup, all you have to do is create the conditions for such a thing by removing all social safety nets.

  • I have a bit of a man crush on you. You're too bloody hilarious, all the ladies ought to be clamouring to have your babies.

  • i am israeli, and we dont sale slaves but i wanna be your slave.

  • @Itaiyz1997 Thats cute.

  • YOU QUEEN!!!

  • Hotstuff- you got it. This is some of the best media out there. I want Father Greg to do my wedding if I haz one.

  • Well nowadays anybody can marry you, look at Joey on Friends he married Monica and Chandler.

  • I love this. You must be making this "christain character" up. There is no way you are actually like this. If I had to guess I would say that you are doing this to give christains a bad name and it is working. hahaha it is priceless

  • haha of course he's not....it's pretty obvious that he's taking the piss out of the bible and making comparisons to real life situation further enhancing how fucking ridiculous it is.

  • Your fairytales make me laugh. Crazy "Christian".

  • How many people who worked on saturday have you stoned to death this week..? None..? Well, you don't want to do the dirty work but you do want your slaves cleaning your house.. do you?

  • I'll stone some disobedient soul for working on the sabbath as long as I have my god given right to buy a slave. Are you kidding? who wouldn't?

  • My goodness. Rather funny, but very loud.

  • Oh man, I have nothing against Christians, but this was pretty funny. But you should really put some clothes on.

  • Why does he need to put clothes on? He aint showing anything.

  • Such are the evils of secularism. Prohibiting the rights given by our lord almighty. Rule of man does not match the rule of god!!

  • Oh man, I laughed so hard at the last three seconds.

  • leviticus 19:28

  • wHEN I CLICKED LEVITICUS 19:28 MY BIBLE FLIPPED PAGES DIRECTLY TO THAT VERSE AND I DIDN'T EVEN FLIP THE PAGE JESUS DID IT FROM MY MOUSE SOME HOW CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS THANKS BYE

  • Creepy God knew what you were looking for.

  • great video.

  • awesome! Jebus is king.

  • nice lol

  • llllllllllooooooooolllllll.

    loved it man.

  • It's so refreshing to see someone who is so much on fire for the Lord as you are brother.

    The world would be a much better place if we were all so godly.

  • "Thank you....God and Jesus!" made me laugh!

  • lol. "i want my room Thaidied."

  • "I don't want no Israeli kid."

    LOL!!

  • Why did you block me? I guess you are as intolerant as the next guy huh?

  • Lol I won and apparently not the only victim of your first ammendment crushing ban hammer

  • Oh dear, not another one of those whiners. Being banned from a channel is not a violation of free speech.

  • Oh dear, not another one of those assholes sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong.

  • kitty porn? alley cats and shit?? dude wtf is that about? it's kiddie..lol..

  • The Catholics still own slaves ... they are called "altar boys". xD

  • yeah, goes right under section c paragraph 1, "you may buy the children of strangers among you..." while it is rather unclear whether they in congregation count as strangers and the pay hasn't been settled yet (the boys must be "tested" first I guess) it all remains a fuzzy issue... but the lord is pleased. [sic]

  • HAHAHAHAHA, that was awesome!

  • lol

  • great job, going through some of your older ones i hadn't seen.

  • ba ha ha ha lol, classic

  • ROFLMAOPIMP

  • yes look it up

  • lawl, that's lazy idea... D=

    CLEAN IT YOURSELF! XD

  • Leviticus also instructs Israelites to let their slaves go after 7 years of treating them well, and if they choose not to leave they become part of the family (many Canaanite and Amalekites slaves converted to Judaism). That is where the term "Sabbatical" comes from, a break after 7 years of employment.

    In Australia we don't have slaves, we have "work for the dole" and enforced minimum-wage employment contracts.

  • Well, just the male slaves got the option. Being treated well is unsubstantiated.

  • Do you think it might be a dictionary? We did not own a bible and my son said to a neighbor we had a bible, I had to then tell this woman, a fundie, no this bible my son spoke of was a dictionary.

  • YOUR FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

  • Just how the fuck did you get "gay" out of this video,I`m just curious,are you projecting,or what?

  • You Are THE MAN!

  • YOU RULE

  • The bible is such Bull...

    Nice parody...

    As over-the-top as you make it.. the hardcore Christians are far more over the top.

  • 1G1J, you usually make good videos but, I must say, this was one of your finest, from start to finish. Well done!

  • Great! I laughed so hard my shit turned blue. Are you related to Chopper Read by any chance?

  • lmoa,that was great!!!!

  • Brilliant Vid, 5 stars. Oh and to all our American chums this video could be described as being "Ironic", you know, that form of comedy that Canadians, Australians and of course the Kings of Irony, the British, are always trying to explain to you! (with love;)

  • WE're called America by the rest of the world. Get used to it.

  • Oh right I forgot, we need to keep the ignorance flowing. Awesome!

  • hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious

    i'd suggest moving away from the mic a bit when you decide to SCREAMMMM my speakers would appreciate it :(

    =)

  • You fucks are stupid.

    He using satire to make fun of christianity.

  • Um... it's called mockery.

  • no, christians make christians look crazy.

  • SATIRE ALERT!

  • christians are crazy, they believe in voodoo majick and pray to god things for their salvations

    If you think all men and women are created equal, look up harliquin babies

    As for "nones for sale" well then maybe you should adhere to your bible a little better cause it clearly says that you can own slaves, even tells you how you can beat them

  • ROFL "they believe in voodoo majick and pray to god things"

    Dude, that cracks me up!

  • lol wow ....

    such a lovely passage! full of love compassion and peace!! thank you so much Christianity and Jesus!!!

    .........

    goddamn.

  • psychotic dude without understanding.

  • it is SATIRE YOU FUCKWIT:

  • Satire without understanding

  • @Dazzwidd Oh RLY?

  • My word yes

  • you should become a neo nazi

  • he's australian that worse enough.

  • Satire is hard to understand when one is not very bright.

  • It's a disgrace, it was your God given right to have those slaves! :)

  • praise the lord jesus!

  • pure genius

  • I wish I had a slave. I would take her out for walks. I would take her to church so that she would realize she will burn in hell for being born into the wrong religion. They should stop doing that, it's stupid and doesn't gain anyone or anything.

  • lol

  • "austrailia - thailand ,THATS AROUND ME" .... lol so fucking funny . 1;28

  • you pay 3 dollars in Thailand...not in a Thai restaurant....hahahahaha

  • God Greggy - fuckin' brilliant!

  • ROFLMAO

  • lazy bugger, do it yourself mate............lol.

  • 5* and subbed. Good work mate!

  • haha!

  • hahaha

  • thai girls make great slaves!!!!

    I know I married one!

  • Oh Jesus please come back down to Earth cause without you here my life is FUCKED!

  • To be fucking honest, although i don't believe in god, i can see how unpersuasive a naked yelling guy is...

  • Next time offer him $6. He probably thought you were lo-balling him.

  • LOL

  • Mate, you'd make a great "mad warehouse guy" !

  • ahaah imagine being his neighbour!

  • LOLZ

  • Normally I HATE the sound of yelling but, for you, and only you, I make an exception and turn my volume to the lowest. =P Only because what you have to say is so worth hearing! Isn't it sad that people follow the same shit that says slavery is ay okay....and so many other ridiculous things. I'm glad you bring that all to light. Maybe some people will actually wake up and open their eyes.

  • Deffinatly :)

  • Fucking hilarious!!!

  • LMAO

  • Are you some kind of schizophrenic? Do you have proof of the existence of UFOs other than spoofed videos?

  • why need proof when you can have an open mind!! its not too hard to comprehend!

  • Open Mindedness - by Qualiasoup

    watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI

  • ja ja ha this is funny, i can be your slave :)

  • You're a riot dude.

  • can i be ur slave ? lol

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Is Lord

  • lol dude! very very funny!

  • Stupid religious people shouldn't watch these videos because they OBVIOUSLY, with their diminished brain capacity, do not appreciate or understand sarcasm or satire.

  • VERY well said. I love sarcasm.

  • Sarcasm: the lowest form of intelligence

  • Define "satire"

  • ROFL

  • shut the hell up. i think fucking evolution is a better theory than christianity. wanna know why? christianity is believing taht some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree

    MAKES PERFECT SENCE!! fuckwad

  • i dont believe in any of it and you sound dumb so go talk your retarted self to sleep!!

  • LOL seriously!?!??! how old are u? 4!??! "retarded self to sleep" how about you try and find some better comebacks before opening up ur damn mouth. cuz that was just pittiful rofl