Very intimidating! Watching this video I felt almost compelled to start cleaning his room amoungst moments where I would stop to kiss his feet. Not only does he sound powerful, he looks very muscular. I would think those Thai people would have instantly bowed before him and cleaned his room! Now if only he had the power to shrink people, He would own the world!
Oh, my gosh. This man needs Jesus. Wow the demons are manifesting. I pray for you, dear friend. Seek Jesus before it's too late. Jesus is Real. I like your channel title! Praise Jesus!!!!!!! Keep lifting up his name! All glory to God!
Fallacious, it is funny but the arguments that are made and implied by commenter’s and this vid is an emotional appeal. Argument against slaves is also fallacious. Different forms of slavery, Slavery is still practiced today and very widely. Only way to defeat is with intelligence and intelligence is cultivated by consideration. THis minimizes and or eliminates slavery. GOD or no GOD slavery is Still Practiced.
You do realize he's mocking the Bible, right? By highlighting the bits rabid Christians want to gloss over when they tout the Bible as the literal word of God? No matter the extreme values dissonance? Watch his other videos if you still don't get it.
Jenny thanks for pointing that out. I got that it was presented humorously, Most comedy is fallacious in nature. I am actually not really personally upset with the guy for his comedy. The only thing that bothers me is when people actually take this joke seriously. It is a good strain of thought to consider but to not be open minded all the way is trouble some. Well, Have fun.
oh, my freakin god. I didn't know I could laugh that hard. Thank you Jesus. Thatk you for the power of laughter that can expell from my meek larinx. ha.. aha...haha.... yep. too good.
Actually if you read the bible you would know you need to get an atheist for a slave since Jesus said they are slaves to their sin.. Remember? Haven't you read that Jesus said "Those who sin are a slave to sin but when the son of man sets you free you are free indeed?" It is an atheist you want, they are slaves to sin. You can pick one up cheap here on youtube as they have no value really.
However, I learned from a Jew last night that Slave in context with the old testament was a form of bankruptcy or something.. further investigation is required.
@lolzocoptor -I've heard this too. They say that biblical slavery and secular slavery are two different things. However, I have yet to find the definitions of "biblical slavery" or "secular slavery" in any dictionary or anywhere at all. All I see is the definitions of slavery. Slavery is slavery really.
@MasterAdam100 a form of bankruptcy (what people will say is biblical slavery) in which you pay for someones mortgage and they work for you [also known as indentured servitude :) ]
Is different than taking someone from another continent forcefully, shipping them across an ocean, then beating them senseless if they don't pick your cotton.
The difference is one is... obligatory. take a guess as to which one it is!
@lolzocoptor Then they wouldn't be slaves. They would be servants if they're paid even in the slightest. It says slaves in the bible. And that's exactly what they were. I hate when people try to sugarcoat it to their own ends.
"The Hebrew and Greek words for slave are usually rendered simply "servant," "bondman," or "bondservant." Slavery as it existed under the Mosaic law has no modern parallel."
The bible wasn't written in English, go back to the roots. eh?
@lolzocoptor wow.... the hebrews also had non hebrew slaves that they treated like dirt.... nothing to do with recompense.... stop cherry picking your holy book.
@lolzocoptor what a reeetard. I am reminded of Jean Luc Picard and his choice to give himself to the Borg of so-called 'free will' recompense. So, would he be a slave or not, under these conditions?
You fucking dickbag teabaggers, don't you realize that such free will recompense is the only way to reinstitute slavery into free countries? Yup, all you have to do is create the conditions for such a thing by removing all social safety nets.
I love this. You must be making this "christain character" up. There is no way you are actually like this. If I had to guess I would say that you are doing this to give christains a bad name and it is working. hahaha it is priceless
haha of course he's not....it's pretty obvious that he's taking the piss out of the bible and making comparisons to real life situation further enhancing how fucking ridiculous it is.
How many people who worked on saturday have you stoned to death this week..? None..? Well, you don't want to do the dirty work but you do want your slaves cleaning your house.. do you?
wHEN I CLICKED LEVITICUS 19:28 MY BIBLE FLIPPED PAGES DIRECTLY TO THAT VERSE AND I DIDN'T EVEN FLIP THE PAGE JESUS DID IT FROM MY MOUSE SOME HOW CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS THANKS BYE
yeah, goes right under section c paragraph 1, "you may buy the children of strangers among you..." while it is rather unclear whether they in congregation count as strangers and the pay hasn't been settled yet (the boys must be "tested" first I guess) it all remains a fuzzy issue... but the lord is pleased. [sic]
Leviticus also instructs Israelites to let their slaves go after 7 years of treating them well, and if they choose not to leave they become part of the family (many Canaanite and Amalekites slaves converted to Judaism). That is where the term "Sabbatical" comes from, a break after 7 years of employment.
In Australia we don't have slaves, we have "work for the dole" and enforced minimum-wage employment contracts.
Do you think it might be a dictionary? We did not own a bible and my son said to a neighbor we had a bible, I had to then tell this woman, a fundie, no this bible my son spoke of was a dictionary.
Brilliant Vid, 5 stars. Oh and to all our American chums this video could be described as being "Ironic", you know, that form of comedy that Canadians, Australians and of course the Kings of Irony, the British, are always trying to explain to you! (with love;)
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Sorry, us United States citizens (no country called america btw) get kind of board with the same one trick pony kind of humor. Since we have such a wide variety of humor over here. Sure you guys have the monopoly on the ironic humor, but we don't limit ourselves to just one kind of humor. Ever see Steven Wright? Red Foxx? Classic Robin Williams? Jackie Gleason? We have a wide variety.
But stick to your one trick pony, we'll laugh at that too. Peace
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Slavery is wrong. Nobody's life is for sale. You can't just go buy people. All men and women are created equal and you can't just own anyone you've got money for.
christians are crazy, they believe in voodoo majick and pray to god things for their salvations
If you think all men and women are created equal, look up harliquin babies
As for "nones for sale" well then maybe you should adhere to your bible a little better cause it clearly says that you can own slaves, even tells you how you can beat them
I wish I had a slave. I would take her out for walks. I would take her to church so that she would realize she will burn in hell for being born into the wrong religion. They should stop doing that, it's stupid and doesn't gain anyone or anything.
Normally I HATE the sound of yelling but, for you, and only you, I make an exception and turn my volume to the lowest. =P Only because what you have to say is so worth hearing! Isn't it sad that people follow the same shit that says slavery is ay okay....and so many other ridiculous things. I'm glad you bring that all to light. Maybe some people will actually wake up and open their eyes.
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think of it this way our government dosnt tell us about et's or ufo's fact!! obama is made president to serve what purpose besides lie, and give false hope!!! listen people its not about race here, it should be about co-existing among eachother, and living happy lives. Everything that are government feeds us in the media and the news paper is negative, and greedy in nature. They give us antidepressents to make us happy but in turn make us want to kill ourselves once we go off them!!
Stupid religious people shouldn't watch these videos because they OBVIOUSLY, with their diminished brain capacity, do not appreciate or understand sarcasm or satire.
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their is no god where did the first 2 human beings come from? oh wait yes we came from apes thru evolution why because scientists say so yea i believe that lmao!! fact is we dont know where we came from because its an assumption on the scientists part and a theory, and a theory isnt a proven fact at all. Maybe you would be a happy person if you go off dexedrine because you have no more natural dopamine in your brain left!
shut the hell up. i think fucking evolution is a better theory than christianity. wanna know why? christianity is believing taht some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
LOL seriously!?!??! how old are u? 4!??! "retarded self to sleep" how about you try and find some better comebacks before opening up ur damn mouth. cuz that was just pittiful rofl
Very intimidating! Watching this video I felt almost compelled to start cleaning his room amoungst moments where I would stop to kiss his feet. Not only does he sound powerful, he looks very muscular. I would think those Thai people would have instantly bowed before him and cleaned his room! Now if only he had the power to shrink people, He would own the world!
bf6067 4 weeks ago
id clean your place. sorry its been over 3 years to see this. But im a male though
samhainaz 4 weeks ago
You want your room Thai-dee!
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@DukeOfLivermore I need a few slaves me self.
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Oh, my gosh. This man needs Jesus. Wow the demons are manifesting. I pray for you, dear friend. Seek Jesus before it's too late. Jesus is Real. I like your channel title! Praise Jesus!!!!!!! Keep lifting up his name! All glory to God!
Freddymack1000 2 months ago
@Freddymack1000
If you thought he was being serious, Jesus is facepalming somewhere.
Minatoleekrinaze 2 months ago
LOL. Your a funny guy. Jesus Christ still loves you. He is real.
boywhoy88 2 months ago
wow. that guy is serioisly scary.
lindabinda01 2 months ago
Man, you're amazing!
fulanodelquinto 4 months ago
In the U.S.A we have slaves, they're called Mexicans.
CaveJohnsonAperture 5 months ago
@CaveJohnsonAperture lol
GuppyPal 3 months ago
WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF!
Vox2209 7 months ago
LMFAOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
TheDegrassichick101 10 months ago
Good way of saying something!!!!! Just shout it!!! I Like this!!!
cruelforsaken 11 months ago 5
LMFAO at first I kinda wondered if it was serious but it was too hilarious to be a true argument. Great vid mate! Lol I'm sooo favouriting this
xxmatsukikurosuxx 1 year ago 4
Fallacious, it is funny but the arguments that are made and implied by commenter’s and this vid is an emotional appeal. Argument against slaves is also fallacious. Different forms of slavery, Slavery is still practiced today and very widely. Only way to defeat is with intelligence and intelligence is cultivated by consideration. THis minimizes and or eliminates slavery. GOD or no GOD slavery is Still Practiced.
Ryukikon 1 year ago
@Ryukikon
You do realize he's mocking the Bible, right? By highlighting the bits rabid Christians want to gloss over when they tout the Bible as the literal word of God? No matter the extreme values dissonance? Watch his other videos if you still don't get it.
jennyinthepark 11 months ago
@jennyinthepark
Jenny thanks for pointing that out. I got that it was presented humorously, Most comedy is fallacious in nature. I am actually not really personally upset with the guy for his comedy. The only thing that bothers me is when people actually take this joke seriously. It is a good strain of thought to consider but to not be open minded all the way is trouble some. Well, Have fun.
Ryukikon 11 months ago
Ok dude I agree with you and this video, but what's with the yelling?
Paralyt1c 1 year ago
Ok dude get points and I agree with you and this video, but what's with the yelling?
Paralyt1c 1 year ago
You can beat em 1god1jesus just don't kill em. Exodus 21: 20-21
sergeantrex 1 year ago 2
I hate to say it but this is genius or sick in the head lol
Empre55 1 year ago 2
I hate to say it but this is genius
Empre55 1 year ago
I lol'd =^_^=
The bible is full'a crap like that
BlankPicketSign 1 year ago
hahaha hell ya dude thats some funny ass shit hahaha
good job dude funny shit
lol5187 1 year ago
"... my life is FUCKED!!" at the end was awesome!
lgalicki 1 year ago
BUY A NICE GIRL FOR 3 DOLLAHS!!!! LOL
ohh gosh G your stilll cute.. even when your yelling :) <3
EQVAY04 1 year ago
oh, my freakin god. I didn't know I could laugh that hard. Thank you Jesus. Thatk you for the power of laughter that can expell from my meek larinx. ha.. aha...haha.... yep. too good.
Futureplanet 1 year ago
lol, is this guy for real? XD I may be a christian but I at least pick up my own trash
sillygrl23 1 year ago
@sillygrl23
It's satire. He's an atheist and he's trying to make the point that the bible condones slavery.
Spawnfreak 1 year ago
"Only their vegetable things, though - no meat THANK YOU!" This has become my mantra. lol
MAR4168 1 year ago
@MAR4168 I could not live without meat, chicken mainly I can get by without beef.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
@DiverforPort lol you could, and would, if there wasnt any.... :)
scottpastry 1 year ago
@scottpastry True if there never was animals I'd not miss what I never had.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
However, turn down the mic. You're getting too much distortion.
jemborg 1 year ago
sure i'll come clean your house, I clean my own anyway. just let me know
fawndel 1 year ago
I made a double post because YT comment posting sucks!
evilmick66 1 year ago
They denied you the right to slave? Sickening lol
GarryW05 1 year ago
He rejected because you can buy A girl in Thailand for three dollars, not two. Then you have to pay six dollars, you silly goose :)
evilmick66 1 year ago
He rejected because you can buy A girl in Thailand for 3 dollars, not two. Then you have to pay six dollars, you silly goose :)
evilmick66 1 year ago
doosh loon crinkleputt...why so angry!!
artwdog 1 year ago
Actually if you read the bible you would know you need to get an atheist for a slave since Jesus said they are slaves to their sin.. Remember? Haven't you read that Jesus said "Those who sin are a slave to sin but when the son of man sets you free you are free indeed?" It is an atheist you want, they are slaves to sin. You can pick one up cheap here on youtube as they have no value really.
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shockofgod 1 year ago
That was hilarious.
However, I learned from a Jew last night that Slave in context with the old testament was a form of bankruptcy or something.. further investigation is required.
lolzocoptor 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor -I've heard this too. They say that biblical slavery and secular slavery are two different things. However, I have yet to find the definitions of "biblical slavery" or "secular slavery" in any dictionary or anywhere at all. All I see is the definitions of slavery. Slavery is slavery really.
MasterAdam100 1 year ago
@MasterAdam100 a form of bankruptcy (what people will say is biblical slavery) in which you pay for someones mortgage and they work for you [also known as indentured servitude :) ]
Is different than taking someone from another continent forcefully, shipping them across an ocean, then beating them senseless if they don't pick your cotton.
The difference is one is... obligatory. take a guess as to which one it is!
;)
lolzocoptor 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor Then they wouldn't be slaves. They would be servants if they're paid even in the slightest. It says slaves in the bible. And that's exactly what they were. I hate when people try to sugarcoat it to their own ends.
MasterAdam100 1 year ago
@MasterAdam100
"The Hebrew and Greek words for slave are usually rendered simply "servant," "bondman," or "bondservant." Slavery as it existed under the Mosaic law has no modern parallel."
The bible wasn't written in English, go back to the roots. eh?
lolzocoptor 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor So slavery never existed in that area in that time?
MasterAdam100 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor are you seriously implying there isnt slavery in the bible??
scottpastry 1 year ago
@scottpastry negative.
The hebrews were slaves.
and the hebrews had slaves.
the same word, but witha different meaning.
One involved forced labor under penalty of death
while the other involved offering yourself up as recompense.
lolzocoptor 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor wow.... the hebrews also had non hebrew slaves that they treated like dirt.... nothing to do with recompense.... stop cherry picking your holy book.
scottpastry 1 year ago
@lolzocoptor what a reeetard. I am reminded of Jean Luc Picard and his choice to give himself to the Borg of so-called 'free will' recompense. So, would he be a slave or not, under these conditions?
You fucking dickbag teabaggers, don't you realize that such free will recompense is the only way to reinstitute slavery into free countries? Yup, all you have to do is create the conditions for such a thing by removing all social safety nets.
agentssith 1 year ago
I have a bit of a man crush on you. You're too bloody hilarious, all the ladies ought to be clamouring to have your babies.
vkeightyfive 1 year ago
i am israeli, and we dont sale slaves but i wanna be your slave.
Itaiyz1997 1 year ago
@Itaiyz1997 Thats cute.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
YOU QUEEN!!!
NMWMN 2 years ago
Hotstuff- you got it. This is some of the best media out there. I want Father Greg to do my wedding if I haz one.
TheAtomicist42 2 years ago
Well nowadays anybody can marry you, look at Joey on Friends he married Monica and Chandler.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
I love this. You must be making this "christain character" up. There is no way you are actually like this. If I had to guess I would say that you are doing this to give christains a bad name and it is working. hahaha it is priceless
Hotstufflamb 2 years ago
haha of course he's not....it's pretty obvious that he's taking the piss out of the bible and making comparisons to real life situation further enhancing how fucking ridiculous it is.
Darkstorian 2 years ago 2
Your fairytales make me laugh. Crazy "Christian".
KreatureRox 2 years ago
How many people who worked on saturday have you stoned to death this week..? None..? Well, you don't want to do the dirty work but you do want your slaves cleaning your house.. do you?
UntakenNick 2 years ago
I'll stone some disobedient soul for working on the sabbath as long as I have my god given right to buy a slave. Are you kidding? who wouldn't?
heckfricker 2 years ago
My goodness. Rather funny, but very loud.
EquusHemionusKhur 2 years ago 4
Oh man, I have nothing against Christians, but this was pretty funny. But you should really put some clothes on.
mwgv 2 years ago
Why does he need to put clothes on? He aint showing anything.
DiverforPort 2 years ago 3
Such are the evils of secularism. Prohibiting the rights given by our lord almighty. Rule of man does not match the rule of god!!
mtanti87 2 years ago
Oh man, I laughed so hard at the last three seconds.
steveodom 2 years ago
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what a fuck wit
aubhar 2 years ago
leviticus 19:28
wonderfuldelusion 2 years ago
wHEN I CLICKED LEVITICUS 19:28 MY BIBLE FLIPPED PAGES DIRECTLY TO THAT VERSE AND I DIDN'T EVEN FLIP THE PAGE JESUS DID IT FROM MY MOUSE SOME HOW CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS THANKS BYE
tiptiptapable 2 years ago
Creepy God knew what you were looking for.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
great video.
positiveatheism101 2 years ago
awesome! Jebus is king.
Paxmax 2 years ago
nice lol
leusch13 2 years ago
llllllllllooooooooolllllll.
loved it man.
jrev37 2 years ago
It's so refreshing to see someone who is so much on fire for the Lord as you are brother.
The world would be a much better place if we were all so godly.
redtortoise76 2 years ago
"Thank you....God and Jesus!" made me laugh!
tambledan 2 years ago
lol. "i want my room Thaidied."
Sassafrasican 2 years ago
"I don't want no Israeli kid."
LOL!!
ProfMTH 2 years ago
Why did you block me? I guess you are as intolerant as the next guy huh?
JamUpAndJellyTIght 2 years ago
Lol I won and apparently not the only victim of your first ammendment crushing ban hammer
ReceivingJesus 2 years ago
Oh dear, not another one of those whiners. Being banned from a channel is not a violation of free speech.
DooMDrat 2 years ago 3
Oh dear, not another one of those assholes sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong.
JamUpAndJellyTIght 2 years ago
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From your profile: "I'm also an atheist." Pretty much says it all. Thanks for taking time out of your busy day filming kitty porn to comment.
ReceivingJesus 2 years ago
kitty porn? alley cats and shit?? dude wtf is that about? it's kiddie..lol..
SunDown419 2 years ago 2
The Catholics still own slaves ... they are called "altar boys". xD
free2question 2 years ago 12
yeah, goes right under section c paragraph 1, "you may buy the children of strangers among you..." while it is rather unclear whether they in congregation count as strangers and the pay hasn't been settled yet (the boys must be "tested" first I guess) it all remains a fuzzy issue... but the lord is pleased. [sic]
Paxmax 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA, that was awesome!
Iceman22742 2 years ago
lol
adrenacrumb 2 years ago
great job, going through some of your older ones i hadn't seen.
VitalApparatuz 2 years ago
ba ha ha ha lol, classic
MrStripyHead 2 years ago
ROFLMAOPIMP
rgtjyj 2 years ago
yes look it up
OnisionSupport 2 years ago
lawl, that's lazy idea... D=
CLEAN IT YOURSELF! XD
NikoKun 2 years ago
Leviticus also instructs Israelites to let their slaves go after 7 years of treating them well, and if they choose not to leave they become part of the family (many Canaanite and Amalekites slaves converted to Judaism). That is where the term "Sabbatical" comes from, a break after 7 years of employment.
In Australia we don't have slaves, we have "work for the dole" and enforced minimum-wage employment contracts.
ChoofMonster 2 years ago
Well, just the male slaves got the option. Being treated well is unsubstantiated.
MrKrov 2 years ago
Do you think it might be a dictionary? We did not own a bible and my son said to a neighbor we had a bible, I had to then tell this woman, a fundie, no this bible my son spoke of was a dictionary.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
YOUR FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
countvladdracule 2 years ago 2
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you are GAY--now get on your knees FAG
geojones69 2 years ago
Just how the fuck did you get "gay" out of this video,I`m just curious,are you projecting,or what?
tomliordos 2 years ago 5
You Are THE MAN!
headstrong440 2 years ago 3
YOU RULE
lowendentheogen 2 years ago 4
The bible is such Bull...
Nice parody...
As over-the-top as you make it.. the hardcore Christians are far more over the top.
Omhra 2 years ago 2
1G1J, you usually make good videos but, I must say, this was one of your finest, from start to finish. Well done!
1140Cecile 2 years ago
Great! I laughed so hard my shit turned blue. Are you related to Chopper Read by any chance?
bogleby 2 years ago
lmoa,that was great!!!!
smashbeans 2 years ago
Brilliant Vid, 5 stars. Oh and to all our American chums this video could be described as being "Ironic", you know, that form of comedy that Canadians, Australians and of course the Kings of Irony, the British, are always trying to explain to you! (with love;)
mikontisot 2 years ago 2
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Sorry, us United States citizens (no country called america btw) get kind of board with the same one trick pony kind of humor. Since we have such a wide variety of humor over here. Sure you guys have the monopoly on the ironic humor, but we don't limit ourselves to just one kind of humor. Ever see Steven Wright? Red Foxx? Classic Robin Williams? Jackie Gleason? We have a wide variety.
But stick to your one trick pony, we'll laugh at that too. Peace
Mglosk 2 years ago
WE're called America by the rest of the world. Get used to it.
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
Oh right I forgot, we need to keep the ignorance flowing. Awesome!
Mglosk 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha hilarious
i'd suggest moving away from the mic a bit when you decide to SCREAMMMM my speakers would appreciate it :(
=)
pokerslut530 2 years ago
You fucks are stupid.
He using satire to make fun of christianity.
motleycruenoob 2 years ago 3
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Slavery is wrong. Nobody's life is for sale. You can't just go buy people. All men and women are created equal and you can't just own anyone you've got money for.
Ignorant asshole
You make christians look crazy
jrrtt25 2 years ago
Um... it's called mockery.
jeckert4 2 years ago 5
no, christians make christians look crazy.
Unknnnnn 2 years ago 5
SATIRE ALERT!
Vogter2100 2 years ago
christians are crazy, they believe in voodoo majick and pray to god things for their salvations
If you think all men and women are created equal, look up harliquin babies
As for "nones for sale" well then maybe you should adhere to your bible a little better cause it clearly says that you can own slaves, even tells you how you can beat them
AtheistAtLARGE 2 years ago
ROFL "they believe in voodoo majick and pray to god things"
Dude, that cracks me up!
badism 2 years ago
lol wow ....
such a lovely passage! full of love compassion and peace!! thank you so much Christianity and Jesus!!!
.........
goddamn.
dannyboy11490 2 years ago 2
psychotic dude without understanding.
pastormtippett 2 years ago
it is SATIRE YOU FUCKWIT:
Vogter2100 2 years ago
Satire without understanding
Dazzwidd 2 years ago
@Dazzwidd Oh RLY?
Vogter2100 2 years ago
My word yes
Dazzwidd 2 years ago
you should become a neo nazi
elcentinela1991 2 years ago
he's australian that worse enough.
skydreamerXIII 2 years ago
Satire is hard to understand when one is not very bright.
Vogter2100 2 years ago 5
It's a disgrace, it was your God given right to have those slaves! :)
ramette99 2 years ago 8
praise the lord jesus!
ph4rcyd3r 2 years ago
pure genius
GitanoRenegado 2 years ago
I wish I had a slave. I would take her out for walks. I would take her to church so that she would realize she will burn in hell for being born into the wrong religion. They should stop doing that, it's stupid and doesn't gain anyone or anything.
skurmjolk 2 years ago
lol
ImTheRealJesusClone 2 years ago 2
"austrailia - thailand ,THATS AROUND ME" .... lol so fucking funny . 1;28
monkeybudge 2 years ago 9
you pay 3 dollars in Thailand...not in a Thai restaurant....hahahahaha
SunsetAir 2 years ago
God Greggy - fuckin' brilliant!
KiaOra53 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
2020bane 2 years ago
lazy bugger, do it yourself mate............lol.
AspieWorld 2 years ago 2
5* and subbed. Good work mate!
PrometheusLoire 2 years ago 3
haha!
imfreakingoutman 2 years ago
hahaha
Tsimetas 2 years ago
thai girls make great slaves!!!!
I know I married one!
westlv 2 years ago
Oh Jesus please come back down to Earth cause without you here my life is FUCKED!
zndprophet 2 years ago
To be fucking honest, although i don't believe in god, i can see how unpersuasive a naked yelling guy is...
GlobalFantasyDirect 2 years ago 2
Next time offer him $6. He probably thought you were lo-balling him.
Hopeful71 2 years ago
LOL
Asalent 2 years ago
Mate, you'd make a great "mad warehouse guy" !
nzjoker 2 years ago
ahaah imagine being his neighbour!
Kenjineering 2 years ago
LOLZ
Rebel4Life69 2 years ago 2
Normally I HATE the sound of yelling but, for you, and only you, I make an exception and turn my volume to the lowest. =P Only because what you have to say is so worth hearing! Isn't it sad that people follow the same shit that says slavery is ay okay....and so many other ridiculous things. I'm glad you bring that all to light. Maybe some people will actually wake up and open their eyes.
kaitfaery 2 years ago 2
Deffinatly :)
Asalent 2 years ago
Fucking hilarious!!!
grungefuck 2 years ago 2
LMAO
yreuq0 2 years ago
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think of it this way our government dosnt tell us about et's or ufo's fact!! obama is made president to serve what purpose besides lie, and give false hope!!! listen people its not about race here, it should be about co-existing among eachother, and living happy lives. Everything that are government feeds us in the media and the news paper is negative, and greedy in nature. They give us antidepressents to make us happy but in turn make us want to kill ourselves once we go off them!!
pabb22 2 years ago
Are you some kind of schizophrenic? Do you have proof of the existence of UFOs other than spoofed videos?
laxitives 2 years ago
why need proof when you can have an open mind!! its not too hard to comprehend!
pabb22 2 years ago
Open Mindedness - by Qualiasoup
watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI
criggster 2 years ago
ja ja ha this is funny, i can be your slave :)
ChurchOfNonBelievers 2 years ago
You're a riot dude.
jayrod59 2 years ago
can i be ur slave ? lol
jokercyrus 2 years ago
Jesus Christ!
jaysteinbourg 2 years ago
Is Lord
Dazzwidd 2 years ago
lol dude! very very funny!
TinyKelleBelle 2 years ago
Stupid religious people shouldn't watch these videos because they OBVIOUSLY, with their diminished brain capacity, do not appreciate or understand sarcasm or satire.
thelo15 2 years ago
VERY well said. I love sarcasm.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Sarcasm: the lowest form of intelligence
Dazzwidd 2 years ago
Define "satire"
Dazzwidd 2 years ago
ROFL
skyecat3905 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
their is no god where did the first 2 human beings come from? oh wait yes we came from apes thru evolution why because scientists say so yea i believe that lmao!! fact is we dont know where we came from because its an assumption on the scientists part and a theory, and a theory isnt a proven fact at all. Maybe you would be a happy person if you go off dexedrine because you have no more natural dopamine in your brain left!
pabb22 2 years ago
shut the hell up. i think fucking evolution is a better theory than christianity. wanna know why? christianity is believing taht some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
MAKES PERFECT SENCE!! fuckwad
skyecat3905 2 years ago 3
i dont believe in any of it and you sound dumb so go talk your retarted self to sleep!!
pabb22 2 years ago
LOL seriously!?!??! how old are u? 4!??! "retarded self to sleep" how about you try and find some better comebacks before opening up ur damn mouth. cuz that was just pittiful rofl
skyecat3905 2 years ago