Taking a Homeless Guy to Lunch

[Tnice2nice]

Thumbs up if you ever ate from Scoops Ice Cream

[FlyoO0]

It woulda been funny if you left and made him pay.

[bdpchamp]

i was about to say "awww that was nice of you guys" but now with all the confusing comments i dont think that dude was homeless...

[kristiancharlesberg]

good guy greg!

[thirdflooruk]

2:38 CHURNG FEN!

[thirdflooruk]

2:22 "pig feet"? It's chicken feet.

[TTGRainbowDash]

It wasn't Butterfinger, it was Buuterfinger.

[publiconnor]

0:31



[rrtt1]

Lol randomly going to lunch with Jonathan Coulton

[LordClaw1]

Is he really homeless?



[senningenin129]

5:45, ain't nothin' like when ya put vanilla ice cream on ya chest and let it melt down to ya genitals

[sparticus214]

your a good man

[sweetnecturecrew]

my name is storm, and im kind of warm, i like cream corn, watching..... things on tv

[Naveed123abc]

wait.... i cant tell if that was really a homeless guy or not.

[EdSlare]

@Naveed123abc

That's Jonathan Coulton. He's a singer.

[PlebScrubber]

@Naveed123abc they look like expenseive glasses and a well trimmed beard to me

[bnjmn420]

that food looked sickning...

[PiggieLena333]

@bnjmn420 It's actually really good.

[buddistleaves]

with money in our teeth and ice cream on our chests. like the cold war

[DrummerLordProdigy]

"Watching.... PORN"

[ryama86]

dad why are you on YT im gonna fuck you so hard when you get home

[MicrowaveableFetus]

@ryama86 DAFUQ

[Agatahnai]

@ryama86 ...

[diz1233]

Where did you guys go? I been looking for a place to get some good dim sum with some buddies!

[EmperorDLY]

Anyone notice the butterfinger icecream is spelled buuterfinger

[littledaydreamgirl]

I swear im never going to eat again....

OH LOOK ICE CREAM :DDD

[xTeensxxGetxxBoredx]

Ive watched so many of this guys videos. But he's not funny, at all. Haha.

[unplannedautopsy]

@xTeensxxGetxxBoredx Then why did You just laugh?

[WorldWideCompKilla]

i thought he was gonna say porn ....

[JC11523]

@revjwh37 Um ur a fag...

[revjwh37]

So to all the stupid people: No, he's not homeless it's Jonathan Coulton (top comment might tip you off) Second: Yes, Kim and Greg are really married b/c Kim and I have to always meet secretly to .... well, you know (I can post this b/c he never looks at his own videos).

[iiRollSushii]

You're wife knows how to kill a joke lol

[flori480]

@iiRollSushii and you need to know what "your" to use, you're=you are... so ERGO, you're wife = you are wife? WRONG! Ugh Plebian!

[Left0verCuRry]

this is what adults do

[cwille971234]

was he really homeless?



[Mooncat747]

@cwille971234 How many homeless people do you see sporting an iPhone? Read the comments.

[89harleyfxrs]

Smile now cry later, just saying.

[ThenIEatedIt]

THE LEGEND OF NEIL SHIRT. MAKES ME HAPPY.

[Hollyisagod]

Are you two actually married? :)

[scott71785]

lmao I don't know many homeless people that have an iphone :P

[JamesWorley]

How about you take a real homeless person to lunch. You might learn something!

[IcebergProductions34]

PRIUS!!!

[squidgeybottles]

I thought the title said "taking a homeless guy's lunch"

[poofkaboom]

You guys have any mix?

[DopeFreshNesz]

Storm looks like Pacino.

[pooman5222]

thumbs up for Gabe Newell in the back of the car lol

[LaughLoverCrystal]

ANTI- SOCIAL CORNER!

[PhilThezeNutz]

KIM......how original -_-

[shellybeansgoesp00f]

you make me want to take a camera with me everywhere i go now...hahahaa

[mynameisamai]

"i like creamed corn, watching... things on tv."

i see what you did there ;3

[aureez]

@EmmaLovesYou1100 he isn't "phoneless" for sure )

[diesel122093]

ice cream bath scares me -_-

[lalalinzay]

dude funnt as hell

[hipposmook]

Buuterfinger? 4:43

[BassDude50000]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE JON COULTON THEN I LOOKED AT THE DISCRIPTION

[xxvladekxx]

watching this while having the munchies is not cool man. Not cool.

[sammylife12]

chinatown lacc

[mackeymkay]

Oh my god, it's smelly Dave!

[Bigfootz77]

jona.....jonath.... JONATHAN COULTON!!!!!!!!! OMFG IM HAVE A PORTAL GASM

[phoebe1864]

you guys are gangsta!! 0:10 GHETTO ass sunglasses man with turtle neck!!!

[havip998]

u look kinda familiaR have i seen u somewhere in HA NOI ???!!?

[calilove1942]

Dudes. He's obviously not homeless. I think that's part of the humor.srsly.

[Sk8rTab3r]

What kind of homeless guy has a iphone?

[ben91909]

@Sk8rTab3r all of them

[Cernoise]

I want an anti-social corner sign!

[miningdwarfs]

did anyone else see the bugs in the ice cream at 4:34

[MetalLeg73]

Legend of Neil shirt :DDD

[14MrSlash]

i wish he was actually homeless

[TheAdrianMovie]

Flies on the icecream

[charles71196]

Black icecream wtf

[Incompletely69]

is he a real homeless guy o.o?

[Ultranothing]

@Incompletely69 No, he's one of "them".

And that guy's named "storm"...REEEALLYYY?

[shovakre]

Jeez... let me be you in this video haha with P&S XD

and JoCo!

Christ... Awesome dudes, I need to play guitar with them :/

[Damoenceno]

My name is storm I like cream corn I watch porn while stokeing my horn . :D

[RAVExMAN1]

lol hahaha yeah white guys raping

[CrutialProductions]

He has a phone how is he homeless??

[ANoobsGamertag]

@CrutialProductions What does a phone have to do with that?

[CrutialProductions]

@ANoobsGamertag How can a homeless dude afford a phone?

[ANoobsGamertag]

@CrutialProductions well i wouldnt be able to buy a house myself but i would be able to buy a phone :)

[luigiandmario2]

ok, how much did you pay coulton to do this? cuz this is not funny

[PokemonVsBattles]

0:31 Isn't she a Gem?

[BoredChick]

@PokemonVsBattles I was thinking the same thing haha!

[evanfity]

BUUTER FINGER

[freehugsboy]

At 4:44 they spelled butterfinger wrong

[TheMsShuy]

Now I'm hungry...

[MRMILO57]

@AkPwnsGames ...well it could have been worse, l got ....arsefactory com

[SSarsKing]

HEY I EAT DIMSUM SOMETIMES i willl tell you eat the shrimprs one with a food skin covering lol and also at 2:37 too that is good

[XOashleylutzXO]

Wow...I must say...that ice cream parlor did an incredibly fantastic job of spelling Butterfinger like "buuterfinger"!!

[WarudelinCrusader]

this is the best ice cream why 3 crazy people and your wife and all of youtube

[Emaypsiloneer]

Jonathan, you're my hero. HAHA! No, seriously. You're cool.

[khanapoopstain]

haha that guy that wazs trying to sing\rap looks like a retired porn star haha just sayin

[TheRacsta]

I now know how to get over 28,000 views... just call your audience fuckers :D

[JAMxSkalla16]

this video just shows everyone how honestly unfunny you guys are. and a bunch of fucking losers. u were the group that everyone picked on in high school cause you were weird

[123bmyers]

antisocial corner ftw :P

[Newtube102]

It's not butterfinger It's Buuterfinger 

[SuperRonnyman]

4:43 lol BUUTERFINGER

[KidChaos878]

What? No frog, civet cat, shark, snake or whale meat dim sum? Sissy Americans.

[alexicon89]

Kim is gr8.

[MrGregmister4]

thats not a homeless person he has a iPhone

[ifhgsfj]

Buuterfinger

Buuter

Buu

Buu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

[askeboy]

@ifhgsfj I feel the same way.. I noticed it as well :(

[jmovlogs]

I ENVY YOU! I want to be friends with Jonathan Coulton!!

[MeOwningNoobs]

omgawd its you AINT IT!!!!!!!! ! ! !! ! 

[MeOwningNoobs]

paul and storm are u both on aqw? like the mirror realm?

[roomwithacatinit]

I love you more dammit!

[sonic4everpeople]

how did you manage to even meet jonathan coulton??!?!?!

[rawkfist208]

@sonic4everpeople They are friends.

[JayFoxRox]

The meal is a lie!

[rockguyjw]

@JayFoxRox The shrimp is a lie!

[rawkfist208]

Haha, Jonathan Coulton is fricking awesome!

[Luke2579]

how does he have glasses?

[robotronc3]

i swear i will never eat again, oh look Ice Cream!!!

[Keifboy]

3:25 the voice of shuffels! xD

[skeebert]

THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME MEAL!

[RaulRockMe]

lol secret message from greg anyone? "We've got to film our everyday life. Thanks youtube. Fuckers" ahaha

[wwecena2131]

Bitch

[Oaka1988]

Seeing the thumbnail for this, I clicked it expecting to jokingly leave a comment about not being aware jonathan coulton was homeless

then I realized its actually him

[Keira13]

LEGEND OF NEIL SHIRT <3

[CaptObviousism]

Lol so funny pause at 0:13

[bud2117]

Fags

[GSStyleNET]

storm likes watching porn.

[JohnEBPiano]

"Look! Look at the little rivulets in which to rest your balls" "Nice little ball nest"

[Ir0nB0x]

THATS FUCKIN' JOCO :))

[Beefie11]

OMG its the portal guy! :P

[lolPantsProductions]

YUMCHA!

[deadmeu]

was that actually a homeless guy?

[Bladeruler86]

@deadmeu .......... WHAT ..........

you lose life... forever.... untill you die....

FOR THE PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHO JONATHAN COULTON IS MUST DIE TOMORROW.

[Eelking1200]

BUUTERFINGER

[Eelking1200]

Oh wow, it's Jonathon Coulton!

[Raphael685orMist642]

lol my name is storm and im kinda warm like cream corn and i watch stuff on tv

[AlzafasRikoule]

I love you more, damnit! XD

[9fuckin11]

it would have been funnier if you had leave him with the check

[eragon1518]

u have great friends.................

[GhostOfLagg]

That sounds like an awesome time you had with Johnathan Coultan.

You guys actually act like me and my friends.......................­.

I know this probably won't reach him, but say "Hi" to Johnathan from me.

[Twilly159]

bthose r ummm something gel o.o

[Twilly159]

lol its funny how u have misleading icons

was he really homeless? o.o

[RCDawg85]

That says Green Tea Buuterfinger...that's German Butterfinger. The crunch comes from the charred bones of former Nazi troops and Jewish prisoners.

Oops! Too soon? =(

[rambo7149]

brb i gotta take a shit

[DONTuJUSTfail]

@rambo7149 same lol

[rambo7149]

@DONTuJUSTfail sir you deserve a virtual five!

[someldiot]

I LOE YOU JONATHAN COULTON

[delightracardeanne]

I think Jonathan Coulton is hot. But apparently there are NO fat people allowed to comment this video.... TOO BAD!!!

[TexasBuckeye24]

nice fake set up saw your friend in other vids

[seriousthatguy]

DIM SUM FTW! VIET 4 LYF LOLOL

[utoober5]

do you like dim sum? cause i LOVE it. ^_^ especially when they grin it to you in the karts

[stickfig77]

was that Jonathan Coulton?!?!?!

[delightracardeanne]

@stickfig77 Lol, yes. Yes it is. They're friends.

[spaghettikid1]

so was that guy actually a homeless person??

[Camps2630]

@spaghettikid1 i dont think so, seen him in couple of gregs videos i think

[AwesomePure4]

@spaghettikid1 no :D

[Goodchance001]

dont know why but this was kinda interesting

[Crazylatinokid7]

Yay JoCo ^_^!

[AwesomeOposum]

This would be the only reason I would want to become famous. So I meet random people on the street and they give me food and ice cream.

[MattProductionsInc]

actually it was green tea,butterscotch,bUUterfinger

[MilataB32]

HOLY FUCK ITS JONATHON COULTON! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!! D:

[hotwheel360]

joathon coulton

[BrokenCDprodux]

This was a triumph...

[kaptinkrunch47]

watching...things on tv.

[Roflinurface]

How does a homeless guy have a cell phone,and white teeth? lol

[kaptinkrunch47]

@Roflinurface Don't for get glasses

[WTFKoduBear]

Jon.. Jon.. J-J-Jon.. JONATHAN COULTON?!?

But.. HOW?!

[rawkfist208]

@WTFKoduBear Pretty sure they're friends with him...

[Mynameisnotooo]

@WTFKoduBear Magic all up in this bitch.

[bringrofmanyachuckle]

@WTFKoduBear My thoughts exactly. xD

[HeyLookItsASpah]

@WTFKoduBear This is Jonathan Coultan. I am 100% sure. WHAT IS HE DOING PRETENDING TO BE HOMELESS!?!

[RKftw68]

all we wanna do is eat your brains...

[j0hnnyTwoTimes]

i see what he did there.

LOL

[LordEsper]

Nobody better lay a fingur on my buuterfinger.

[zuduh]

THE LEGEND OF NEIL