Project: Rant - RANT 134: Picky People At The Bakery

[donottake]

This country is going to hell under 0bama and you are worried about reaching a few feet for a brownie. Be happy you have a job to pull a brownie out of a case.

[666alikat]

her left eye freaks me out.

[BlueWeiv]

Lulz. I love how people are ranting about the rant itself. >X'D

[cheesecakemousetrap]

How does grabbing a brownie at the back of the case help the starving kids and families all over the United States?

[PrincessKahara]

Bad employee much?

[supergurl13131]

dear lord it literally takes 5 extra seconds to reach to grab a brownie (or whatever) from the front of the case! Its not like they are asking you to bake a brand new brownie and hand feed it to them!

[LuvableShannon]

If they're paying for it, and that's the one they think looks yummiest, it's YOUR job to give it to them.

[lolbethanyxx]

jesus christ the person who wrote this is a fucking tightass, haha.

you WORK at a bakery, youre getting paid. they want a specific one, just give it to them o h m y g o d

[Melourn]

If I look into a display case of brownies and one looks better to me than another, then I want the one that looks best.

People choose everything the same way.

Would you buy the smashed bread at the grocery store or would you want the one with it's intended shape?

Would you buy the coke bottle that has the most coke in it or would you buy the one with the least?

Things are on display for a reason...so you can effing choose what you effing want. Dammit.

[indoorgreatman]

She looks even prettier when she is mad. Love Project Rant!!!

[mewpeach9]

My cousin is picky.My mom cooked some steak and my cousin didn't want to eat it and I had to eat my steak and her's,I was so mad at her.I lied to my mom and told her my cousin eat all of her steak.

[amortentiadolorosa98]

Oh man, this rant was made for me. "Um, that pecan roll doesn't have enough nuts on it, could you get me THAT one?" "Oh, no no, that scone isn't big enough."

I hate people like that.

[KiyoKenshin]

@amortentiadolorosa98 I know right?

But I think, in such a situation, I wouldn't be bothered as much if the person asking was polite and gracious, rather than rude and defensive like they tend to be.

[stingstungme]

I am one of those picky people but not at the bakery and surely not over brownies. I'm like that with pepperoni pizza and breadsticks. Some pizzas have more pepperoni on them than others. Some breadsticks are darker than others. All the brownies look the same and are the same size. Maybe they want the one in front because that is the one they see. You put the best ones in the front, right?

[RedneckMonkey762]

I actually prefer the last brownie, cuz it pisses off everyone in line behind me.

[heavymetal7171]

she's hot so it's ok if she's pysco 

[Blackknight1212]

@heavymetal7171 She's not hot enough for that, shes a C at best.

[ridegreen124]

i feel your pain girl

[pb25812462]

this is hot

[Feilanna]

why is everyone bashin' on this lady? >> I kinda agree with her. We'll still do the job, but we just want to know what makes that one brownie so much more special, that you have to make us reach for it out of all the other ones?

[ReccaDreamer]

But I want that brownie and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm paying for it and for your paycheck also!~ Nice rant. xD

[juliebrks]

you will get the brownie i want, that i am paying for because it is your job and is what you are payed to do. if you dont like that then leave so someone can have your job that wants and deserves it.

[RobbyRaiAshtray1122]

Funny thing about that brownie and that person who is picky about his or her choice in product... The people picky about their choice and have such a need to buy that brownie right up front are paying your fucking bills so deal with it. Get over yourself or get a new job..

Funny right?

[pb25812462]

HOT

[dedevonne]

Damn. While people around here are ranting, i'll let something off my chest that is completely irrelevant, but it's been bothering me for weeks. Dear my 17 year old friend:

HE'S A FUCKING CHILD. THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET. 11 YEARS OLD LITTLE ASS BOY. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SWAP NUDE PHOTOS!!!! THATS FUCKING SICK AND DISGUSTING. YOU DO NOT FUCKING LOVE HIM. AND YOU CAN'T LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY THROUGH TEXT! WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?????

sincerely, your grossed out friend.

I'm sorry everyone. ugh.

[AracniTheWeaver]

Just as bad as picky people at the deli. Fucking picky people and their goddamn chicken.

[xxIWillEatYourFacexx]

I'm really surprised you guys aren't more well known. I mean, I know you get a lot of bad rep from bitchy trolls every now and then, and hey, maybe not every single one of your videos are perfect. But all and all, I really enjoy your videos and think this channel, and the idea of it in general, is really awesome and creative. Keep up the good work guys. Project Rant forever!

/cheesy motivational speech

[UserUnfriendly21]

You're lucky I'm here to buy your shitty brownies or else you wouldn't have a job! Maybe the brownie in the front of the case has more chocolate chips on top! Fuck you you lazy bitch!!! NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[dedevonne]

@UserUnfriendly21 by the way, I agree with what you said. sometimes the brownie in the front are the freshly baked ones, and the ones closer to them are the older ones, moved up, that people didn't buy the day before.

[UserUnfriendly21]

@dedevonne Great point about the freshness! I hadn't even thought of that. Cheers!

[dedevonne]

@UserUnfriendly21 Haha sure :) Hey! are you from the UK? I watch uk shows and people always say "Cheers" But I never understood what it meant (I never really hear that here in America). Is it supposed to mean like a "Thank you?" sorry for asking! lol :)

[UserUnfriendly21]

@dedevonne Ha, no, I'm in the US too. "Cheers" just felt like the right expression. Why should the Brits have all the fun right? ;-p It's just kind of a conversation ender...like "Peace." Like a cross between "Later" and "Have a nice day."

Aloha!

[dedevonne]

@UserUnfriendly21 Ooh okay.. sorry for the assumption! :) Thanks though! haha

[recron]

@dedevonne I'm from the UK and to answer your question Cheers is often used as another word for thankyou

[dedevonne]

@recron Oh okay thank you:) Or, in other words, Cheers. lol

[recron]

@dedevonne no problem :)

[Delisaification]

i hate picky people too. as a matter of fact nothing pisses me off more. I would "accidently" slip and stab my finger into that stupid fucking brownie. Working in customer service sux donkey nuts. Damn this economy!

[dedevonne]

@Delisaification where do ya work? I gotta remember not to ask for your service....hahaha.

[hyperwires]

Sometimes I'll ask for a specific piece when ordering food because one will have more or less of a topping I do or don't like, or because it's smaller or larger than the rest, depending on how much I feel I can eat at the time.

It actually irks me when I ask for a specific piece and the person serving just hands me the nearest one. :\

[djelephant90]

I mean -- some brownies do look better, bigger and more chocolatey than others.

[marshell1b]

Just give me the fucking brownie bitch !!!

[Iamnotaparakeet]

Customers can be picky, although they're willing to pay for stuff that's going to shorten their lives so why not give them the particular bit of poison that they select? If it makes you feel better, you're shortening the lives of Wal-Fart customers one bite at a time.

[mawx1993]

It's called using tongs xD? They can help you reach for things.

[plurp7]

well... did you get a good tip for serving this special brownie? i would hope so.

*have a nice day*

[gumbypiz]

Really weak rant guys...you can do better.

[brandishwar]

Eh, can't include this in the list of the good rant videos you've put out.

[BobTucker2]

good acting!

[BigAndTall666]

The brownie at display nearest the glass is the oldest one, the fresh ones are in the back....so, all in all a non descript customer is willing to pay full price for a old stale brownie, give it to her at full price and save yourself from throwing it out. :-D

[Rainbowsfailing]

This rant was eh. so-so.

[Jephael]

Glad to seeProject Rant getting some new ladies.

[Dayel1]

ppl ranting bout this rant... lmao

[drift235]

you might be buying the brownie for one of those starving families and want it to be really nice...

[ohmyjesselyn]

I work in a deli and I deal with this. Yesterday, some man yelled at me because I chose the wrong hot dog for him out of the case. He was like, "No, not that one! The one up there! No! That one!" There were probably eight hot dogs in there and I was supposed to know which one he wanted while my face was shoved in the deli case reaching for this "superior" hot dog. Rude ass.

[LethalLemonLime]

@ohmyjesselyn

totally different. This person was just upset that they had to reach to get a brownie from the front where as you had someone screaming at you over a goddamn hotdog that were probably all the same unlike brownies.

[mizzzlizzz02]

@ohmyjesselyn lol, superior hot dog...thats funny

[Glickstick]

not my favorite

[tamithomas]

the customer is always right. murphys law in any bakery or restaurant. youre paid to pick out that brownie, like you said.. there are alot of starving children and families out there, theyd gladly take your job in a heart beat to feed themselves. think about that one

[parkesc21]

@tamithomas You sound like one of those people that doesn't tip either.

By the way, no one is always right.

[KATIEB2008]

she probably didn't have to reach too far. The trays always come out of the cases. I've never picked a specific brownie but if I'm paying them (way too much) for something, I'm going to get the one I want. Damn boutique bakeries!

[Flowreach]

Well I don't give a flying fuck. I WILL GET WHAT I PAID FOR THANK YOU BITCH!

Now do your job and stfu.

[csmybuttt]

Finally, a non-fugly projectRANT actor. Was that so difficult?

[smeerios]

wtf. lazy bitch. Your paid to give me that brownie

[LaFlambeuse]

THIS is how people sound when they rant! She is now my favourite.

[TidusYuna178]

LOL where did you find her?! She was actually a good lead for this one. The ending was perfect fyi. Facial expressions and everything. It wasn't over zealous.

[absolutesilence]

He wants that brownie so he can peek down your blouse. Welcome to the male mind. Or the lesbian one.

[TheFingerbuns]

Maybe she shouldn't be working if she doesn't want to do her job.

[djquirante]

I totally saw that have a nice day coming at the end.

[ChaosDenton]

That was short and to the point. Word to the wise, never mess with the person handling your food.

[gaaraluver44474]

I like her. ^-^

[tylercrick8]

i work at a grocery store, i can sooooooo relate to this

[GabGabGabberz]

I like Jolyn :) Does she have anymore rants? :)

[Tundethelegend]

But I wanted that one!!!

[lagoveride]

if you dont want to serve the customer then quit your job. sick of these whiney people who complain about doing there job.

[rayzars]

so true

[BroBryce2009]

Maybe it was a magic brownie? :)

[yuriwolf47]

I want a brownie now...but I have no brownie....sad...

[12gloom]

WTF! Starving kids and families? Is that everybody's counter argument nowadays? otherwise, good rant

[etowngftddummy]

@12gloom I counter with "and there's people with more food than me, why should I be deprived compared to them?"

[12gloom]

@etowngftddummy not me, I won't reply or argue. I only laugh at people with poor argument skill

[etowngftddummy]

@12gloom Your avatar is freakin me out

[12gloom]

@etowngftddummy sry :: (

[slonamu]

@12gloom

I prefer the Holocost one beter. Or the best is the Starving Holocost jewish family.

[Soulja4Alethia]

lol this one was stupid its called customer service... really, is it that hard to reach a foot more to get a specific brownie? these people are fueling your paycheck, butthead! unless they're being rude to you, shut it and give them the damn brownie.

[ohmygodgasm]

@Soulja4Alethia theyre all the exact same brownie.

[Soulja4Alethia]

@ohmygodgasm probably not. one might be bigger, smaller, more nuts, not dented, someone saw a worker rub a booger on certain ones, whatever. My point is that if they want to choose their own brownie it's not a big deal. And if they're all the same to her then what is she complaining about? Having to reach a little farther? Last time I checked laziness was a sin, not having a preference. I say again, she's working, these people are paying, just exercise customer service without whining.

[weballin32]

Totally agree with that..ppl are too goddamn picky n selfish

[baggens55]

@weballin32 if I pay for something, I better damn sure get what I want

[weballin32]

@baggens55 this is true..you want the best of the best, I get that.

[quixgofar]

@baggens55 You're Fuckin right!! I paid for it..... BITCH BETTA HAVE MY BROWNIE!!

[accordguy0325]

@baggens55

I agree - and screw this wench ;p

[SlaughteredInside]

@baggens55 You after that gold plated brownie in the back? the one that looks like it will wipe your ass?

[SlaughteredInside]

@baggens55 Or you can quit being anal because they're all the same.

[HWRogue]

short and sweet... i liked it

[amorninggirl]

So very accurate.

[Danman350]

She seems mad.

[EmoIssues]

lmao

[EverySixt]

PR134-PickyPeopleBakery-MASTER­clean-AppleTV.m4v is an awesome, awesome Videotitle. Keep it :D

[EduardoTardo]

First?