I Fart A LOT -- Chance to Win $5000

[fagocista1980]

RUCHALBYM!

[ArgentineExpel4Fraud]

Wow. And I used to feel sorry for women who were victims of sadistic serial killers.

[boogiebuddy01]

will you marry me

[fishcatcher777]

WTF is this shit lmfao for 1 she sucks at farts sound 2 she ugly and 3 my boner went away.......

[CharlieBeeLovesMuse]

I'm a lady no doubt about it but once or twice I've blamed it on someone else (not recently, I've trained myself now, hehe). When I was about 10 or 11 my mum bent over to pick something up, and I seized the opportunity. It was very loud and very proud, and when she asked if I had tooted I simply replied "no, that was you!". My poor mother! :)

[wolfgurl800]

i think my bro just left his boner on the floor....

[dakotazigler]

Well I'm not gonna complain just because she shook her ass at me for a minute.

[TheHajir]

dats a real white trash!!!

[YourFace]

Well if American women are whores, then that would make them the opposite of oppressed. I don't see them wearing veils to hide their faces. And in America women are ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO DRIVE, VOTE, HAVE HIGH PAYING JOBS. In America, IF A WOMAN IS RAPED, SHE IS ALLOWED TO SUE THE RAPIST. In the Muslim world, women: hide their faces, can't drive, can't kiss their man in public, AND ARE STONED TO DEATH FOR ADULTERY. You wanna talk about FUCKING OPPRESSION?

[imadula]

look at american women they r mostly whores and u say muslims r opressed

[YourFace]

@imadula You need to educate yourself, most American women are NOT whores. Most are educated, EVEN BETTER THAN MEN IN MANY STATES! Last I checked, prostitution is VERY prevalent in India, and widespread. It's a well-known fact amongst people that live there that brothels operate on busy streets.

[TheMrhaha1]

now thats a blond 

[tangerineskyline1]

very ladylike not

[lmw289]

I watched the whole video. Now where is my $5000.00?

[Mrgultarplayer69]

i xed out at 0:20! if u can hold out longer u win $5000

[pigpen1231]

Come fart next to me any time sweet looking lady

[Thewildwolf79]

i love you

[telecasterhst69]

This chick is fucking gross...dealbreaker..."let loose ladies"? not on my time...take your stinky ass home.

[vikiwozeya]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[BustDays]

wow i hit dislike after the first 3 seconds

[65kewlray]

How would you like the job of cleaning her underwear ?? That would be a really messy job.

[dachicagoan]

I wish she could be my gf

[MyEggIsBoiled]

Wait.. so why isn't beating women legal?

[NuTzZu4NuTzZa]

damn freak girl...why the fuck you make this video ? i mean , whats the point ?

[TheBlahblah101234]

hahahaa wat load of crap!!!!!!!!!

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

How did I get from Christina Aguilera to this load of shit?

[omardx8]

wtf is this!

[1XxM0DzGlitchesXx]

Went From minecraft tutorials on how to build a directional cannon, to this?

[madsquabblin]

this is the worst video on the internet



[hopper727rs]

@madsquabblin Justin Beiber is trying really hard now-a-days

[steelfury455]

ya just know this chic is fun to party with...

[NiKoWiThaK24]

LSD is one heck of a drug. And you are a very stange person.  Weirdo.

[anothamusicluvahh]

Uhhh....The sounds you make sound like you are badly constipated.

[bakarbaker]

This is actually the real REASON I left my wife for good.

My life has been clear and fresh since.

[doointhedoo]

weird chick.

[forgivemegoose]

That was the best dance EVER. Like, there's nothing more happy then to see someone so brave to do this. All the critics are gonna be sorry when they get obese.

[gachu26]

que hermosa estupidez

[youWILLlose2012]

she looks like uma therman..other than that, its no wonder even though i cant afford gold, my wise purchase of "ALL" major calibers of ammunition 1000 rds ea. will return 100 fold on my initial investment, plus give patient folks "finally" the ability to break their foot off square into the entire "general publics" ass.

[leipzchen]

when my kids were in grade school, they would get picked on now and then, i told them just walk on the bus and let off some silent ones and sit and watch lol, well who knew they would be still doibg it after high school, but i feel sorry for their Fiances because guys its one thing but my girls are worse than my son! they are just not afraid to do it any where! theyll just look at you and either smile or scream and run roflmao

[RustySurfer23]

A) you need a phyciatrist and B) ur kinda ugly

[thegame2187]

1:05 - 1:11 what the fuck is wrong with you !!

[fredithemaster]

534 people can´t be wrong, can they?.........well, they aren´t

[darknightpk9]

YOU FUCKING FAIL

[VillaMessi7]

when the producers saw this video they said:

....(crickets)....(crickets)..­...uhhh....ummm.....thats....a­....wrap.

cancel the competetion.....due to too many crackheads.

[rockmusic4lif]

tat was just disturbing wait did ur boyfriend brake up with you yet???

[Bthesnake]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[only4u1000]

@Bthesnake Ahahahaha....LOLLLLLL!!!!!!! Thats the funniest comment on this thread! ;D

[Plusquevie]

dubstep remix, press 1,1,1,6,7.

[afroze4all]

you gone crazy...

[Hodenkrebs21]

You have a nice ass

[alonite1]

your my soulmate

[Atricxz]

cocaine is on hell of a drug

[imastoner]

@Atricxz hahahahaha

im rick james bitch!

[TumblrLamborghini]

@Atricxz Thumbs up for rick james and dave chapplell

[PlainzRyder]

IQ=40

[KingNazaru]

Girls farting is hot!

[prissy43210]

and 7

[prissy43210]

press six over and over again

[prissy43210]

press one over and over again

[prissy43210]

0:27 LOL



[turdsquad]

... you nasty bitch.

[mcake1234]

yeah, guys really like hearing women farting ... lady your single aren't you ???

do you understand why ?

[alekastar]

@mcake1234 yeah and girls just LOVE hearing guy's nasty farts. p_p quit being sexist.

[PooPusher007]

i bet her farts smell like sperm

[PooPusher007]

this shit gives me a woody; she hot

[msdeztinybor1cua]

issues...

[msdeztinybor1cua]

issues

[austiiiiiin]

yeah, white girls are pretty gross sometimes lol

[macrofilesmovies]

My boner is restored. the sweet smell of female potpourri. the hell with dainty, girly men... go wear a dress. I'm a filthy dog. I will smell it, then make a wild monkey scream while pounding my chest and go for the kill.

[jacobbobcorn]

im sorry, i didnt think you'd read my comment. this does have a little humor, so keep at it!

[blacksheep3703]

Yea... I should hope the guy you're dating is your boyfriend!! He likes yer farts, too, huh? Babe, you are a real gas!! pthptrhpthpthpthpthpthpth!!!!!­!!!! A highly intellectual video,, I highly reccommend it!

[blacksheep3703]

Yea... I should hope the guy you're dating is your boyfriend!! He likes yer farts, too, huh? Babe, you are a real gas!! pthptrhpthpthpthpthpthpth!!!!!­!!!!

[JWatyourdoor]

disgraceful. im ashamed to say i live in america. im movin to europe.

[sexijoshie]

is this bitch really that in love with farting.....

[EasyBakeSmiles]

KEEP PRESSING 6!!

[blacksheep3703]

@EasyBakeSmiles sShe sounds like a bee!

[ricjamlin]

Why do american girls insist on being obnoxious pigs

[visokidule]

total idiot :D

[jacobbobcorn]

this is repulsive. definitely worth 5000$.

[blacksheep3703]

@jacobbobcorn Oh, come on people!! You guys take this too seriously!! Laugh a little! I posted this on my FB page under "The most intellectual video on YouTube"!!

[CuddlyHawk]

Uh huh. The jigglies on the elbow versus the tightness of the lips. How... nice.

[nick106106]

keeep pressing 5 over and over again

[boogiebuddy01]

i want to make love to u

[Ragerel]

I'm kinda glad i didn't pay to get Showtime

[khalidcs911]

If you want to smack her ass over and OVER spam 1 !!! :D

[tasiachristensen]

i only like this cuz of how retarded u are! hahahahahaha! like its something we all know about and know our own stradagies and don't need some retards opinion....like seriously? how old are u?!

[matzilla90]

0:51 derp 

[fawlcan]

keep replaying at 0:25 you'll start to laugh once u hear the noise over and over again! roflmfao!

[Asemie516]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[whydoidiefirstdammit]

......well my boner is gone

[catshumpcats3]

Press 7 XD

[prissy43210]

press 8 alot of times XD

[prissy43210]

0:27

[prissy43210]

0:27

[stickpivotdeath]

DUMB

[zeromystik]

Shut the fuck up and fart already!! . . . Your hot.

[killshitallday]

And if your dumb ass ever comes back to read any of this, I dare you to try to script something that actually makes sense and is grammatically correct. It's ignorant people like you who should be enslaved and beaten for posting such retarded fucking comments on youtube, is it really that hard to use spell check, the spacebar, and the correct suffix or prefixes on words, soing wen u typed wat u done say, it don lok like fkn idoit retrad rote it, lik dis, you stupid fucking racist jew lmfao.

[CodyBlevins6]

@killshitallday You think your judgmental ego box is serving any more benefit to the community? Life doesn't have to be about ranting other youtube rants. Why not leave the argumentative topic and save yourself the frustration instead of drowning yourself in misery over something someone said about a video you could give two shits less about?

[TheWezid]

@killshitallday kill yourself thats what u r doin hater

[killshitallday]

hey catman you couldn't speak proper English if your life depended on it fuckwit, learn how to speak before you try to talk shit, even though this chick is obviously quite strange, you have made yourself look like more of a retard then she does in her video simply by displaying your inability to coherently converse with other members of your species, and thank god for that, you wont have kids either, nothing would fuck you, and the last pussy you tasted was your moms when you were born.

[darkmightmar]

I think she is high

[kingofdykes]

the tightness of her sexy asshole after a bad gas day. i wanna lick it clean then let my dick shine like gleam!!

[kingofdykes]

omg. what a BEAUTIFUL ASS. hey their goddess: let me lick,let me dick it!!!! BOTH HOLES!! YEA!!

[lenlenlen1]

WTF?

[themaddi2013]

Oh.....my......goodness.....Wh­o does that!?

[aggroromex]

du dummes hässliches kind

[YingYang357]

Omg thank you for fucking wasting 55 seconds of my life. Id rather pull out one of my permanent teeth. Dumb bitch

[mkq47]

u got no ass looool flat ass

[scout6686]

The sad part is a woman can act like that and bag a lot of guys but when a guy acts like that he has no chance for reproductive success. conclusion woman have essentially have greater reproductive fitness.

implication is how beautiful woman is not suspected of farting.

[TheEXpothead]

so anyone have any idea how to escape this planet b4 it just turns into a ball of gas?

[hoerslaaf]

wow goddess..your so hot and sexy...nice ass..and lovely face...and yes pls women fart more :) and goddess..i wanne smell your fart..i would pay 5.000 for just to smell your fart

[THECONDOR98]

WELL THERES YOUR FUTURE AMERICA

[JimboUSofA]

And that's what's so great about the US of A..

[GamEfreakStunter]

bitch id hit her face and down with my cock in her troat.stupid bitch!

[shirtpantsify]

dude, i like your "actually, it had a little more bass.."

[titandown]

so who wins?

[carmine970000]

what is the point of this

[catman63879]

so they say that white folks cant jump?? well heres proof they cant fucking dance either

[dernhelmrs]

@catman63879 says who?a nigger?you couldnt dance even if your life depend on it...or jump(not really)....nigger are good to be just slaves

[rayallove]

@dernhelmrs what the heck? That wasn't a very pleasant thing to say...

[catman63879]

@dernhelmrs i know i cant dance jackass it was a joke nothing more, why you gotta go all racist on me?? i respect all black people as well as white people.

[tonymice]

She could fart in my face anytime.

[boogiebuddy01]

0:17

[PimpThe478]

Keep on pressing 2..think thats weird? Keep on pressing 3..Keep on pressing 4?

[thx1210]

nice ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLadyStranger77]

She is stupid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[MeTHoDPsYcH01]

keep on pressing 6.. think thats weird? keep on pressing 7.. keep on pressing 8?

[Rocker342]

@MeTHoDPsYcH01 why not make a symphony?

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[Dragonyoshi0013]

What the fuck did i just watch? 0_0

[1943WAT]

@Dragonyoshi0013 No fucking shit, what the flying cunt of a fuck?????

[itsmister2u]

and god created woman!

[PimpThe478]

Honey you are a nut case.Attractive but crazier than anyone in any mental institution.You are really should not do things that degrade you so much.

[PimpThe478]

She is hot and I would like to 4uck her.But I would not like to be 4arted on while loving this otherwise hot hoe.

[1943WAT]

@PimpThe478 I liked this comment, Purely because you managed to spell Farted with a 4

[KingOfBallersss]

WHAT THE FUCK??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEXpothead]

it's discusting to watch weman fart cuz it makes u alot less sexualy attracted to em.

but for some reason it's alittle funny too.

[jcdenton2k]

So for a CHANCE to win $5k, these women humiliate themselves on a global scale and ruin their chances at a legitimate respectful career.

Well, there's always porn I guess...since she isn't really funny but at least she's semi-cute.

[tcb2truecrime]

This was just stupid. What a hoe

[striagh]

damn its skid rows front man really though whats that say for poor little sebastian bach

[puppypuncher07]

OMG we all know why girls fart!!!! Cus you take it in the BUTT!!!!

[mkhvostikov]

Makaka

[EatonOliver]

wow, I smell a nobel prize for the discovery of aisle fart shifting and fart scapegoating

these are truly new and innovative ideas, the likes of which man has never seen

its the kind of stuff the nazis were working on toward the end of the war, but never realised... until now

so "let loose ladies"

[fieldx200]

She's the kind of girl you take home to mommy and daddy!!!

[Jeorney]

Secrets out - girls do in fact fart. Next unsolved mystery is why does the toilet never stink after they use it. Well, mostly.

[xpaderom]

She thinks she's a proper 21st century woman who's almost cool enough to be European just because she's a shameless farter.

[xpaderom]

She thinks she's a proper 21st century woman who's almost cool enough to be European just because she's a shameless farter.

[xpaderom]

She thinks she's a proper 21st century woman just because she's a shameless farter. 

[looted1234]

weirdo

[yaimrandome]

wtf?

[deltatfraidy]

lmao i call it a drop and run,my wife gets looked at funny all the time.....poor her

[banditzz1011]

you look so (UN)attractive doing the sound effects, what are you thinking posting this

[BrokenSp00n]

I wont be suprised if ppl decide to be gay after watching this video.

[MrDemiGlaze]

Check out poopylogin dotcom for a good laugh

[ngrottedog]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[youelohssayou]

peoples comment are funny XD

[mender33]

She's so proud of her anus

[gregsmusic1]

its stupid

[lizbonosavestheday]

uhh....what?

[misspocketful]

and we wonder why everyone hates americans. thanks.

[bbender1986]

0:00 =D and then she talked =(

[ghostofmars83]

I'd Hit It, beauty is only a light switch away...lol

[McPrankbrothers]

WTF

[kinzeUK]

Your hot. Your video is not however x

[5hafayet]

Oh she has definitely been to psychiatrist and she has definitely farted there....

[wakingcrow]

she does look like bach.

[ScruffyTheLovable]

Damn white girl can dance

[tingyuyan12]

wow she so white liek a....VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[subiiime]

i never wanted t hit a girl till i saw this fuck!!!

[lpgft]

I'll have what she's having...

[bunnyrooroo]

wtf is wrong with u

[lolernie]

There's a side of me something like this, but I've never shown it to anyone. Bravo.

[Djpoipik]

im so glad im not hittin that..

[elucidative]

It would have been better if she didn't fake it and just let out a real wacker-ka-BOOM!

[PurplebuzzHD]

Wow, i'm surprised i didn't get a hardy, probably cause she is a white-trash

[theydidnthavesex]

That was intense.