3:39 "Now then. Master pain has heard rumors that the Chosen One was spotted in town. Do as he says or he'll cut off your big toe. On that you can trust me. *Claps* Let 'em hear it. That's tender. That is tender.
Don't he il kill you like a small dog let you"re anger be as a monkey in a piñata hiding with the candy hupping that the kids breakthrough with a stick snortssnorts LOL 8:12
Don't he il kill you like a small dog let you"re anger be as a monkey in a piñata hiding with the candy hupping that the kids breakthrough with a stick snortssnorts LOL
"I have been told that I do things that are not correct to do. I am happy man, with happy feelings, all of the time! First a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord?.... My ass. Nyaaaahahaha!!"
"Thank you. i have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not......correct to do I don't believe in such talk as this. I'am nice man with happy feelings...all of the time.......first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord?.......................................................................my ass. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ENOUGH!!!
@4:10 Thank you. I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!
How and why do the caps embedded in Lung Fei's torso make him impervious to harm? Or is it that his invincibility is a technique which has nothing to do with the caps?
supposedly he does iron body which makes his whole body impervious to harm. But, iron body practitioners still have one or two weak points, so I guess he has the caps to protect his only weak points. But then, I've never done iron body, so I'm just guessing from what I've seen in other kung fu movies
8:15 - 8:25 " let ur anger be as a monkey hiding in a pinata with all the candy hoping that the kids dont get through the pinata with da stick" priceless
Wtf no MC Hammer?
Hedgehonore 6 days ago
Do you need a glass of water or something? Geez at least cover your mouth, now we're all going to catch it!
charmbraceletify 2 weeks ago
Omg they really did nutcheck him
xShadowxPhoenix 2 weeks ago
6:24 towel....
87ylw 3 weeks ago
see u later ...SALLY! its Betty you son of a pig.....betty.
CHROMEDA357 1 month ago
3:39 "Now then. Master pain has heard rumors that the Chosen One was spotted in town. Do as he says or he'll cut off your big toe. On that you can trust me. *Claps* Let 'em hear it. That's tender. That is tender.
7:04 "Cue the song 'Can't Touch This'"
9:39 "My Finger Points"
EmperorZander 1 month ago
Rollin!
MastaBlakk667 1 month ago
where can i find this subtitled in english and speaking in its native language
batman200 3 months ago
6:19 "uug NYEAH!!!
7:44 "and now I'm going to beat you you up *cough cough*"
8:08 "why I outta!"
8:11 "don't he'll kill you like a small dog"
scrohommy 3 months ago
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scrohommy 3 months ago
"Don't he'll kill you like a small dog"
thenatural546 4 months ago
why I outta
Blitzhowler 4 months ago
8:45 "It's Betty, you sunuva pig. The name is Betty! Nyahhahahahahahaha!"
EmperorZander 5 months ago
3:13 mucho burrito!
gigoxstyle 5 months ago
8:08 "WHY I OUGHTTAAA"
CaptainBennett11 6 months ago
For being really skinny with no muscles, they sure do have great sounds when they make moves.
ziggycurrans 6 months ago
Oh yes. Beat me like a drum.
ziggycurrans 6 months ago
betty
lilak47ification 7 months ago
5:35 the guy looks like Manny Pacquiao
RagingBubuli 7 months ago
Don't he il kill you like a small dog let you"re anger be as a monkey in a piñata hiding with the candy hupping that the kids breakthrough with a stick snortssnorts LOL 8:12
vaqueorankiao 7 months ago
Don't he il kill you like a small dog let you"re anger be as a monkey in a piñata hiding with the candy hupping that the kids breakthrough with a stick snortssnorts LOL
vaqueorankiao 7 months ago
3:09 "taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell enchirito, nacho, burrito"
3:18 "I've come to kick ass"
Terminatification 8 months ago
WAE WAE OUA DAH, UUUAAAHHHH~~~!
8:06
AnotherOneOfYou 8 months ago
6:22 - "Tow-el! Nnnnng, thanks."
fhb3isback 10 months ago
I rock... and roll... all day long sweet Suzy :D
KenoSampion 1 year ago
8:11 "Why I oughta..."
jan290382 1 year ago
8:43 "My name is Betty you son of a pig."
NiceEasyAnd 1 year ago
@ 3:19 i've come to kick ass lmao XDDDD
Narutotar 1 year ago
1:44 "My finger points"
SexabIe 1 year ago
The chosen one beat master betty as a baby. but he can't beat him as a full grown man with nipples?
SexabIe 1 year ago
You may now receive the fist of fury! prepare the long rubber glove!
MetalUzuki08 1 year ago 2
If Betty is Manchu & he had a brother, would they be... *does pinky to corner of mouth* 2-Man-Chu?
rswingman 1 year ago
1 person didn't see Kung Pow.
rswingman 1 year ago
where is the chosen one?
BrendonR1 1 year ago
"I have been told that I do things that are not correct to do. I am happy man, with happy feelings, all of the time! First a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord?.... My ass. Nyaaaahahaha!!"
SubShadow123 1 year ago 8
haha LOL at the sound effects from 2:10
jaygriggers 1 year ago
8:12 - No! he will kill you like a small dog...
crazyguy67 1 year ago
What do u get when u cross an owl with a bungee cord.............my ass
darknes343 1 year ago
my finger point 9:41
PARTYinLAREDO 1 year ago
"Thank you. i have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not......correct to do I don't believe in such talk as this. I'am nice man with happy feelings...all of the time.......first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord?.......................................................................my ass. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ENOUGH!!!
TheInstantClassic1 1 year ago 2
CALL ME BETTY! maaaaaaagggggggwwwww wwwaaaaaagggggwwwwww
vkrussian 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
7:29
What's the time?!
rjs9 1 year ago
What's the time?!
rjs9 1 year ago
@redhabagat Injarito... NACHO BURRITO!!
MyogiWarrior34 1 year ago
toweel....
kunoichixlover 1 year ago
that's wimp lo , he's an idiot , we trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke ! xD
DarkDant3 1 year ago
now now! everyone must do exactly as Betty says! or else, he'll cut off your big toe! oooh that's tender! that IS tender!
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
Taco Bell, O Taco Bell! Product Placement with Taco Bell~
Drei216 1 year ago
its 12 o clock and time for his nap
Betty? hmmmm sleepy time
parkesc21 1 year ago
the fuck is up with all the noises that are made whenever they strike a pose?
dobledeh 1 year ago
All right, I'll shake your bouncy booty...Hit it!!!
sprinter82 2 years ago
@4:10 Thank you. I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!
patr3ck 2 years ago
wow, lol the scene where they were testing Betty with the sticks wasn't exaggerated at all!
birdzilla12345 2 years ago
True, but "Kung Pow" did add in quite a few more groin smacks.
speedyboris 2 years ago
@speedyboris all they did was recycle existing footage
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
I am a great magician!! YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!!!!
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 2 years ago 2
your cloths are red my nipples look like milk duds
flamingman7321 2 years ago
When he's getting hit by those sticks. In Kung pow theres more sound effects
CarmineDude 2 years ago
From this day on Call me Betty.
But, isn't Betty a women's name?
CarmineDude 2 years ago 3
i think this one is better than kung pow... is the original version in cantonese??
sapphiamay 2 years ago
Mandarin, actually.
TheShockMaster 2 years ago
yes! ive been looking for this movie everywhere x3 been wanting to see the original
SaraSohma7 2 years ago
my finger point
FOnewmike 2 years ago
Wheres the Taco Bell song ?
abeltrraz 2 years ago
I know.
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Product placement Taco Bell
CarmineDude 2 years ago
wtf, whats wrong with wimp low's voice? this is ridiculous LOL
gruzergrub5000 2 years ago
Well, Obviously he has a different voice here.
CarmineDude 2 years ago
02:30 it sounds like sound effects from resident evil lol
mysticknight1000 2 years ago
kung pow forever hehehehe
guayo1982 2 years ago
How and why do the caps embedded in Lung Fei's torso make him impervious to harm? Or is it that his invincibility is a technique which has nothing to do with the caps?
Quikquik98 2 years ago
supposedly he does iron body which makes his whole body impervious to harm. But, iron body practitioners still have one or two weak points, so I guess he has the caps to protect his only weak points. But then, I've never done iron body, so I'm just guessing from what I've seen in other kung fu movies
visigoth101 2 years ago
@Quikquik98 the caps have needles that work an acupuncture in his nervous system, thus allowing him to not feel pain
xIegionx 11 months ago
I miss Wimp Lo's squeaky shoes :D
LionmaneElsie08 2 years ago 29
3:45 "do what he says's or he'll cut out your big toe hah..that you can trust me..let him hear it (claps)"
PaulLetItBe 2 years ago
rofl
IwaoYamamoto 2 years ago
5:25 hmmmm sleepy time
manicfan64 2 years ago
4:51 - 5:06 "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord....My A** Nya ha ha!"
live4marilyn 2 years ago 3
my name is betty u son of a pig
travkit 2 years ago
Why I outta...ohhhh.
JOEFRO2 2 years ago
its betty you son of a pig the names betty nyahhhhhh
twistoffate29 2 years ago
taco bell taco bell, product placement with taco bell
Ench-o-rito.... MUCHO BURRITO!
jarosson 2 years ago 2
1t2t3t4
dagtyler 2 years ago
5:50 - LOL They actually hit him in the crotch XDDD
lucasjose92 3 years ago 20
Yeah!
toonyswedegirl2 2 years ago
Mmm, nap time...
ogremagus 3 years ago
8:15 - 8:25 " let ur anger be as a monkey hiding in a pinata with all the candy hoping that the kids dont get through the pinata with da stick" priceless
jollywollyowierandom 3 years ago
6:21 - 6:24 towel plz lol
jollywollyowierandom 3 years ago
i like da part in kung pow when betty and his crew beats up the people in da village
jollywollyowierandom 3 years ago
"oh master why are you here?"
"to kick some ass"
apocalyps36 3 years ago 2
4:50 "what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?............. my ass."
LakeFX 3 years ago 2
I am great magician...your clothes are RED!
sprinter82 3 years ago 2
My finger points!
Chronopolis22 3 years ago
8:42. its betty you son of a bitch the name is betty
leprosy1978 3 years ago
5:02 My ass ahahahahah
QuickSilverStalin 3 years ago
yeah. "what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" hehe
leprosy1978 3 years ago
03:10 - taco bell, taco bell
hakkee05 3 years ago 3
thx for upload:)
fredddd111 3 years ago