How to Ride a Segway (My First Time)

[ermaslv44]

drive by on segway

[johnblund123]

how do u get speed

[GradyWhite2007]

And I thought Jerry Lewis was done............

[GradyWhite2007]

What a pinhead.............

[isaiahplaya413]

homo

[asia45429]

nerd!

[Ghostfacekiller3669]

Faggets gay bitches

[CodeMaster9000]

x2 is way better. Everyone definitely wants theses but these should be a bit affordable.

[lockergnome]

@CodeMaster9000 - I may get one someday.

[strangled1]

thanks guys

just about to go and run down the good folk of Prague, but you will have least stopped a total wipe out, so from us in England, many thanks

[ChooseCarefully]

Less talking, more riding...

[thekingofgh]

SHORT SHORTS FTW!!!

[100flobby]

yeh, seriously these things are over 4 grand in Britain if you want a new one.

[BebbElements]

@100flobby would you know how i would go about getting one? i cant seem to find a site that actually sells it? ta

[Quadruplator]

A lot of Americans are gonna appreciate this!

Walking! Now without the irritating moving of limbs!

[miamihotbabe]

@Quadruplator I thought the same when I first saw segways...there goes the little walking people do nowadays

[Phillyguy30]

@Quadruplator,Shut up leave us alone...LMFAO

[James007BondSniper2]

Segways are for fags, get a bike or even better, a car

[VViP30U7]

"And Chris never came back"

[zachIQ]

wow some people say that segways are nerdy "runs over any1 who said that"

"EVIL LAUGH"

[xwishmasterx2]

do you have one chris?

[FewstonValleyRail]

yep buy'n'large are taking over already

[fictionalize]

they need to make these more affordable

[mackat4ck]

@fictionalize First the stupid burocratic governments need to legalise the bloody thing. I hate these bloody nanny state governments, especially in GB!

[tucsondog]

he sounds like the scientist on the simpsons..lmao

[dabuggsy]

hahaha yeaaa too right mate

[psyclon09]

lol wow T.T Future for lazy people we gonna turn into them fat people from the move Wall-e

[footballlife81]

there might be a slight chance that you are a nerd

[SaznizamSazmee]

"David was going to say 'too stupid' " lol priceless

[ed2go1]

You didn't capitalize President Mr. Segway teacher.

[dkstruska]

President would only be capitalized if used as a name, like "President Obama." When used as he did, it's not capitalized.

[seanSHRED87]

looks pretty freakin sweet

[GMC0owner]

LO0OL

[jonathan06ftw]

gheys

[tayyat41]

you do sound slightly nerdy

[ner7x]

You look like a nerd and you sound like a nerd! Nerds !!!

[ner7x]

You sound like a MandOrk from Dexter :D:D:D so nerDy Аре преведи тва бе задник смотан :D скапан зубър,намери си хоби,а не да снимаш как караш segway :D:D:D:D LOSERS!!!!

[lala209]

Whooo. i got a draft LOL!!!!!

[aliyoung9]

there like 4 grand i want one but cheaper

[kingsizeblueslim]

what a geek

[TopFighter622]

SEGWAY HUMAN TRANSPORTER lol

[xxbloodyskysxx]

nerd!

[redbaron1001]

their so nerdy but they must be funny as hell

[282dave]

"Thegway" hahahaha!

[TheHusky9]

'dont do anything to stu..fast!' LOL

[Belphegor1993]

E, shabani jedni...!Ne mozete sami ni da hodate!

[rattenscharf90210]

sa tvojim pogledom na svet i tvojim izjavama brukas tvoje zemljake :(

Nazalost ti nisi jedini...

[Belphegor1993]

Ma ajde naduvaj mi jaja BRE...Ne mogu da podnesem takve ljude koji ne mogu sami ni da hodaju...I NEMOJ DA MI DIRAS ZEMLJAKE jer cu ti PICKU POLOMITI!!!

[Fattzb2006]

@Не могу носити особе које не говоре енглески! I just google tanslated your ass

[Belphegor1993]

.i.

[LongshotLozUK]

NEEERD

[JonoLFC]

u have way too much cash lol

[DekraDaFurry]

Chris Pirillo on the outside wordl??

This is green screen or something.

FAKE FAKE FAKE

[Gamernotnerd]

No, he's on a nerdy device, it is probably real.

[roblamper]

cool i want to ride one

[pepsipopup]

i want one!

[TheLarssan]

I wish I had one!

[WaveBreaker155]

the nerd mobileee....lmfao

[tomegil81]

is this the first time he's out?

he looks like someone that live his life inside

[DJSEBLAST]

quiero uno!

[toorlooo]

At least, he goes outside!

[MooseOfReason]

Chris outside. Whoa...

[natlinxz]

no. The video is fake.

lol jkin

[nepalihercules]

i ride segway for my school, no my cycle

[tomminky23]

They see me roll on, my Segway!

I know in my heart they think I'm

white n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

just messing xP

[FierceGodLink]

Weird Al Yankovic!

Very funny! :D

[crazysmm89]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA good one +1

[Tmac1Rockets1]

this is the cherry on top of the nerd cake

[bestSVMS]

wow thats a lot

but you could always you do it chris stle

ride away

[PIONNEER55]

beautiful neighbor hood.

[azaas]

/me is thinking that maybe this is a good way to spend 3k :D

[bigredmarx]

LOL, this isn't chat.

[azaas]

haha true :P

[PivotKamikazii]

Are those expensive :D

[mewletter]

About $8k to $12k only. LOL

[PivotKamikazii]

>.> i want one

[WellHowdyDew]

a nice segueway to the segway...

[ARR016a]

i lika wingdingys

[ZCreativeFan]

Wow this was hysterical. The ending was priceless

[GOTENOS]

master card.. ^.^

[Prence]

I want one of these but they cost way to much. They look like so much fun.

[Winfanboy]

Please...Please...Please!!! Make a tour video of your home. It'll make an intriguing video. Not to mention the fact that we will know where all your valuables are. Please make sure you show us where you keep the spare key hidden. Alright, am not going to rob...I mean how could I you have the best security around your best valuables! 24 hours a day..live, with thousands of viewers! Not to mention Pixie and Wicket!!

[rainbow6vegaslover]

am i seeing this right? chris out side???

[collins432]

shitty neighborhood

[Sabbador]

Are my eyes kidding me, or is chris outside his house.

[We3Geeks]

its outside chris's house you can see Ponzi's BMW

[Lazie4life]

They are realy expensive

[dennis170]

very beautiful area i would love to live there =) iam getting jeaouls

[quinny707]

thet looks pretty good but its too expensive you could get a moped for cheaper

[parry109]

Nice sandals

[m0dm0use]

lol at 1:40

[maha2106]

hahaha, the end is hilarious!

[Bretty135]

I bet its nice to live there.

[Arthurb06]

I want one!

[DannyDarko667]

lolfag.  grow some legs

[fixthejam]

true

[SaitekGamer]

Lol the end.. xD

[jackbond64]

1:05 wrong presidente

[LeonChan]

nice neighborhood. nice short shorts

[Arthurb06]

Loool

I love it how it shows him going for another run then its just like ...and chris never came back xD

[Radikll]

FALL! I want to see him fall!!

[tk20028]

You are now officially a nerd.

[DeezDaDon]

soulja boY has one of thoses...IS HE A NERD?

[tk20028]

I'm not even gonna touch that..

[DeezDaDon]

,,,,,

[RSCII]

What a beautiful street/neighborhood.. is this somewhere in the Seattle area?

[captainntyson]

Me Love you long time

[tesoritopr]

nice legs chris

[cjp132]

Lol funny stuff after seeing that I so want a segway they look so fun, but they cost so much, and im guessing that this is the model that had the steering controlled by the handle grip, unlike the versions now where the handle bars lean from side to side to turn. Good stuff.

[DanAran162]

XD he wears short short's

[prokcips]

did you got it on

[AtheriasLeader]

I'm assuming you weren't talking about the current president of the united states of America..lol..

[DannyMinick]

this was made a few years back according to the description meaning George was in charge.

[herofiscus]

your so white!

[rml695]

That scooter would be good for people who can't walk long distances for inter-university transport.

[Yarcofin]

Thats some nice computer geek back-hump you got goin on.

[RickyTomatoes]

LOL!

[Fuzzy192006]

bitches love the bling

[deenotheman2]

Looks fun!

[A609483]

I WANT ONE!!!!! :D LoL

[mrpcclass2]

add

&fmt=18

to the end of this vid's URL to see HD

[nen6425]

18 is high quality

22 is HD

[williamtom0]

how nerdy and lazy can you get

[homestar92]

They see me roll on

My segway

[MacManLtd]

I wanna rent one for a day, Anyone know how much it would cost (talking about renting for the day), ball park.

[sindiewen]

i want ine of thoes. nerd awesomeness

[TooKhuuForYou]

omfg it looks like you live near lake washington lol

[T0astPaint]

Natural?!

[supertrinko]

i would never want one of those... it's the next step to having everyone like in that movie wall-e

[AirForce194]

lol. wth.

[AllStarDeal79]

omg i love BMWs

[Kinkyilu]

Chris that is sooo NERDY!!! ^_^

[Zer0small]

Haha. You really are a true geek.

[TheSleepyGeek]

That's pretty funny. I would love to try one of those.

[LeonimuZ]

hahaha...give me back my segway!

[Kalahridudex]

white and nerdy, just like in the song.

[bto4]

gayest person ever

[YellowToonlink]

an't life a bitch. wheres the sun

[scottryanbyczynski16]

try living in canada

[GowPSP2000]

Now... NOW!!!! You are a GEEK!

[scottryanbyczynski16]

true

[KazoWAR]

epic ending

[matsuzaka2004]

I have a Segway.

[GraphicaLaughter]

Looks fun, If I had an extra 5 grand around I'd buy one.(Yes, they cost around 4-5k)

[iCarluccio]

LOL!

Awesome video! :)

[AppReviewer]

i need one one of them. Can they go up hills good?

[bubbaone2]

0:17 the camera guy says "This your first time on a segway?", Doesn't he mean "This your first time outside?" LOL! Chris Pirillo outside?!?!?!? wth!!

[VideoGuyMan7]

look! its chris pirillo: mall cop lol! jk

[PaulFrankRizzo]

Chris, they rent Segways in Santa Monica, CA. It's really cool, you can tour Venice Beach and the Venice Canals for $250 per hour. Well worth it.

[blingicee]

no it isnt.... they are 5 grand.....so yeah

[rossblandon]

$250??? WTF you meant $25 right?

[Nieaga2]

finally we see you in shorts outside :P

[liftsifter]

59,000 Comment, GET A LIFE!

[DIRCKFAKES]

where do you get that info?

[rayray2552]

WOW YOUR OUTSIDE? LMFAO. i've always seen you inside wit your technology. :]

[TheFeedCast]

Good Video Chris! *****

[lil0egy0kid]

OMG chris si outside in the sun =o

[BCMacintosh]

first time since the iphone came out

[FollowALeaderG]

Remember Chris, it's normal to sweat :D

Nice video Chris!

[mastersniper13]

hey thanks.

[juggalo56]

man i want a segway so much

[VideoGuyMan7]

look! its chris pirillo: mall cop lol! jk

[kevin2155boe]

haha

[Zintos446]

They see me rollin the gangsters

[Cyanbob]

6th

[kasenthegreat]

thats cool

[mastersniper13]

how much do they cost?

[juggalo56]

idk i wish i knew that i could telll you

[darkwatersasuke]

AWSOME I WANNA SEG WAY RIGHT NOW

[Sk8erIT]

first is the worse second is the best

[AussieBoyX]

wat r u 7 yrs old lol

[merocket]

You sure spell like one.

[AussieBoyX]

chill its a joke

[shadowL6]

you little shit NO ONE CARES!!!! ITS JUST A COMMENT!! NO - ONE - CARES. And chris that looks extreamly neardy XD

[VideoGuyMan2]

apparently u care because ur replying

[Kinkyilu]

u so boring

[Winfanboy]

I care! Well done mazzter744!!! shadowL6, keep the foul language to yourself, boy! 'First Comment!' is bad enough but you are worse.

[sattelitedx]

FIRST CUNT.

[Sk8erIT]

nah i just remembered it from few years ago lol