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  • Shoot that bitch in the nuts

  • this really helped me,no ones attaking me anymore wanna know howto?just keep a weapon with u and all of ur problems are solved

  • LOL

  • Yes Human Weapon... a gun????

  • Pro tip : If you have an m16, shoot the guy instead. Much more effective and devastating....

  • Who would carry an M16 to a fight?

  • @TeamTroII you not?

  • This is how Israelis hit unarmed Palestinians

  • That wasn't a buttstroke. That was a headsmack.

  • buttstroke hpmhphmphmg hahaha

    XD i'm such a child --'

  • why would I smack him when I can just shoot the bitch?

  • Awww, I thought it was porn.

  • Yeah I always carry a M16 everywhere i go

  • I totally got the wrong idea from the title...

  • @GuessWhatIsMyName ....LOL....

  • i thought buttstroke meant grab your opponents ass cheak viciously and give it a dangerous stroke with your knee

  • Why would a guy with a rifle need to defend himself against an unarmed man?

  • @MrDiem2

    Maybe he ran out of ammo, its not like in a game were reloading is as easy as a button stroke.

  • silver surfer has an m16?

  • haha butt stroke

  • but stroke doesnt sound intimidating...more arousing ;)

  • The only thing about krav maga is, you might as well kick everyone in the balls, knees, neck and back of the head, skip the rest, you win. Cheap shit

  • @94McMike lol this example is for when you are out of ammo and have no use but to use hand to hand combat to take out the opponent much easier.

  • i would rather just let the trigger do the job :D

  • I thought it was about stroking someones ass

  • I watched this cause I thought some guy was gonna hit someone with his butt.

  • The Israelis said they combined all the necessary moves from all martial arts in their "Krav Maga" but they ain't got the heart to use it however cuz they always face their deepest fears even when they're sitting alone..... even at their so called peace with others cuz they aren't even at peace with themselves.... and that's how they fell and will always fall (God willing) ......... Egyptian Karateka

  • ..this sounds so gay :3

  • BANG ! You're dead.

  • i came here thinking of a totally different type of buttstroke attack...

  • Why not just fire the rifle?

  • or you could just fuckin cap them

  • To everyone who thinks they're being clever or smart by naysaying:

    Krav Maga was developed as a COMBAT FORM, not a martial art. Though its moves have many practical uses for self defense, its military variant is primarily a way to train soldiers to handle situations without firing their weapon. On the battlefield all kinds of unforseen situations may present themselves. Having the skills to deal with these situations is essential.

  • @ShinyBidoof Would you think 2 thousand years ago someone said this very same thing about kung-fu?Call it what you will but the two terms you use are synonymous.

  • @lobeking It all depends on your definition of the martial arts (Which, in of itself, is a controvercial topic).

    I would define the martial arts as a way of learning technique with an emphasis on the traditions and disciplines associated with that technique.

    The point I was trying to make was this: there's a difference between a martial art and a martial practice. on the surface they seem similar, but they are actually very different.

  • @ShinyBidoof excellent point.but these techniques are derived from when firearms were first being used on the battlefield after "pike and shot" formations were obsolete.The rifleman at that point had to use his weapon like a short spear after he fired his volleys.

    Although my definition of martial arts seems to consider the whole military lifestyle to be supplemental to a martial art.in that case i consider rifle marksmanship a martial art.Although i see and understand you opinion,.

  • If you carry a M-16 then why not to shoot him?...Empty ammo? lol

  • Ok its official the martial arts have finally reached FUCKTARD critical mass with the introduction of machine guns as a striking weapon! Stop rolling around on the ground with your face in some dudes junk and use the M16 to shoot him a thousand times! Martial means war and war is fought with guns stupid! As far as calling it "buttstroke" seems like martial arts dudes are just coming out of the closet in super slow motion!

  • lol, who carries an m16 around all time?

    i can't even get one :/

  • Okay At The End Does It Look Like He Will Shoot The Man?

    Also WTF its not like we all go to town with an M19 Meh Epic Sword's Better

  • guys you can do this with your elbow or a textbook

  • the viewers can watch the next video or just apply it with a baton, a club or just understand better what counter-terrorism fighting technique means

    Let me just polish my katana now ... ;)

  • how halo melee works, this explains it all...

  • To all the idiots cracking jokes about carrying an M-16, THIS IS MILITARY TRAINING!

    SOLDIERS HAVE M-16's, this move was intended for close combat In enemy's territory.

  • @CaponeXX yh,like Israeli's to Palestinians.

  • @kameel2472

    Yeah, Right in their stupid faces.

    Spare us your 2 cents politics. 

  • @CaponeXX but the people cracking jokes arent in the military. they are looking for moves that will defend them on the streets. not on the field.

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  • Well, KRAV MAGA is a military based fighting technique

    What you are basically saying that in kung fu you shouldnt train with katana or nun chucks becuase you won't carry either of them in the streets.

    The people cracking jokes will also have cracked bones from not learning what this technique has to teach

  • @CaponeXX good point, but the viewers are looking for things that can help defend themselves in an alley way. but i doubt any one that is watching this video is going to be carrying around an M-16 or a katana on the streets, or much less own any one of those items

  • The Buttstroke.It contains 5000 pounds of pleasurable hand strokes on the ass.It is similar to the move massage.But Because the ass wont do enough pleasuring,you might have to stroke the dick too.And with the stiff dick slapping across you face.It is enough to shatter the cheek bone or break the jaw.

  • @Cyclonizer LoL

  • It's a guy with a gun and a guy without one because that's how they bully Palestinians in Israel!!

  • That's just gay a guy with a gun and a guy without one

  • I'm going to buttstroke you so hard.

  • M16? Stiff Metal? You mean hollow, spring-loaded plastic stock. Even if it's the adjustable 6 position stock, the return spring runs into it, it'd break before it caused serious damage, resulting in a bigger problem; you just broke your overrated gun.

    Fuck the M16, do this with an AK, the guys head will come off.

  • why not just shoot him

  • @muaythai661 he ran out of bullets

  • lol to CaptainContradiction! XD

  • buttstroke: grab your opponent from behind and u know whats next

  • nice job teaching people how to beat the shit out of someone with an asault rifle this will be an affective move for criminals thanks human weapon

  • assuming that we are the guy with the gun ...

  • I was seriously misled by the title of this video.

  • hahah.. damn smart@ss comments anyways.. its' hilarious

  • Let put it this way. Someone's holding to a M16. Which idiot would even think of fighting him???! Well of course, Justin Bieber.

  • We trained this in a different way. Instead of having the butt above the arm, it was underneath, as you'd expect it to be, when operating a firearm. The stock is rotated in an upward arc, to hit the enemys chin from below. Sort of a mix of upper cut and an elbow strike.

  • shatter the cheek bone or break the jaw...of an palestinian old woman probably

  • does it work with a stick?

  • Lol, hit him in the face with an M16, why do you even have the gun?

  • I would be really scared if approached by an unarmed man while I was carrying my M16. Hand to hand combat is definitely the approach i would take.

  • So... I am supposed to stroke my butt on peoples faces?

  • lol, im pretty sure if you have a fucking M16 the dudes not gonna stand there wanting to fight!

  • @heartofawrestler lololol So true manXD

  • Twenty miles an hour? Who the hell did the physics number crunching on this, a goddamn Special Olympics competitor? Or, if that *IS* accurate, then who the hell is swinging the gun, Barry Bonds on steroids? The butt of the gun would have to be five feet long to generate that kind of speed. 

  • I think it's called Human Weapon, not Human WITH A Weapon lol

  • *cornered into a dark alley by a mugger*

    hey hey, hold on let me get my conveniently hid M16 out

  • the only thing thats wrong with his facts is that the buttstock on the m16 rifle isnt metal

  • instead of blowing off the head of your opponent, you hit him to break his head.... of course do you do that in an life or death situation XD

  • lmfaooooo buttstroke

  • i will just shoot him

  • Did anyone else come to see this guy get knocked out by his butt...

  • this title is so misleading....

  • This makes war a lot funnier

  • lol, remember when the ancient samurais were training this move :P

  • I feel sorry for Silversurfer

  • i bet it is stronger than the bullet prob????

  • Butt-stroke...yeah, that's what I'm thinking too...

  • Yeah I always carry an M16 With me.

  • @Makaveli175 HAHAHA i was thinking the same xDD

  • @Makaveli175 WTF really? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

  • @StealMyRice cause he's a boss

  • @Makaveli175

    its for soldiers mainly....

    since the IDF use krav maga

  • @Makaveli175 looooooooooool

  • @Makaveli175 Yea I found it hard since I only have RPG's

  • @dnlhaxor lol

  • @Makaveli175 I know right! I can't tell you how man unarmed guys have attacked me when I carry my M16. It's like HELLO I have a gun!

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  • @Makaveli175 dont ya know its from the israelian army but ur right the ppl they call em terrorists use AK-47 xD

  • @Makaveli175 i am

  • @Makaveli175 this is a MILITARY use lol

  • @Makaveli175  dude its used for israeli soilders for self defence they have guns

  • @Makaveli175  its a sport basicly made for the israeli army so

  • @Makaveli175

    hahahaha thats what i thought!! :D

  • Man, this "Buttstroke" video was NOT what I was looking for :(

  • Every time I try a butt stroke at the bar I end up getting slapped in the face!

  • y dnt u jst shoot him

  • Chuck Noris can do this with his REAL butt.

  • now for the erotic olympics, starting with the 200 metre buttstroke.

  • Sorry but the name sounds like a rapists move

  • @Deejay41097 hahhahahhah x'D

  • WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO ? ITS ONLY EXPLAINING SOMETHING NO WONDER THERE ARE A LOTS OF IGNORANT AND RETARDED PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD

  • I know what I want for christmas...

  • Y is it called butt stroke?

  • @AssassinN8ive The butt of the gun.

  • HAHAHAHAHA BUTT STROKE

  • Okay first of all the butt stock of an M16 is plastic...

  • The black guy finally doesn't get the shit bet out of him. :)

  • this is harder to do in real life, its hard to spin an 8 pound weapon fast nuf

  • Unfortunately i dont own an m16.

  • Did anyone else notice that the "stiff metal" on the M16 they're referring to is actually a relatively flimsy plastic stock? The only metal there is the buffer tube, which is just a thin-walled aluminum cylinder. An impact like the one shown in the video could damage the rifle.

    This tactic would be good if you had a sturdy rifle, such as one with a solid wooden stock (an M1 or a bolt-action rifle comes to mind here). With the M16, you'd be better off hitting them with the muzzle device instead.

  • @FullmetalCX Ak-46 good ?

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  • uh.... i'll keep this in mind next time im goin out shopping with my m16 :|

  • @blkbltXemo

    I don't wanna thumbs up your comment cause the number of thumbs up is at a perfect 69 ;-)

  • Thank god. Now i Know how to defend myself when all I have is THIS HUGE-ASS GUN! Just shoot the prick!

  • @blkbltXemo me2 :D

  • I thought this was gonna involve Justin Bieber

  • It's this suppose to be "human" weapon? As in human. wtf is an m-16 doing there? I am not surprised such a cowardly move is part of an Israeli martial "art".

  • @OpenERP1 ummm... its from Thailand dude. also ever heard the saying '' think of the sword as a extension of your arm''. When your out of bullets or need the victum alive you would so something like this.

  • @infernorock11 You spelt "victim" incorrectly. Krav Maga was developed in Slovakia in the 1930s by Imi Lichtenfeld. After World War Two he brought the "art" to Israel. Many of the techniques require the assailant to over extent their reach, which most excited amateurs do. Against a skilled martial artist Krav Maga is not very effective.

  • On human weapon the grey fellas take so much abuse and pain....

  • Or jump back and empty the mag.....

  • @adamfuckinknowsit not because you do not need to kill it to immobilize it

  • Wouldn't it be easier to just shoot?

  • @tntdabomb911 Do you cut your steak with a chainsaw?

  • lol u have a weapon and u try to elbow weapon him instead of the obvious??

  • The grey men have guns?!? its the end of the world!

  • Now i've got to buy a M-16 to practice this skill.

  • hehehe... buttstroke. :')

  • weird if you have a gun , why not shoot it ?

  • @jaychou8787 close quarters you cant shoot a rifle like that you better off dealing a woopin

  • @jaychou8787

    Close range and of bullets. Plus it can be used to straighten out a prisoner that you don't wanna kill.

  • @jo13503

    Krav Maga is originated for the Israeli army, meaning, yes, they use their assault rifles to melee the other opponent, because that's what they do in the army... Krav Maga can be used for street fighting too though, and there are other techniques used for that, so stop trying to be a smart ass.

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  • lol would an m4 work?

  • oh yes cause when i get into a street fight im gonna pull my M16 outta my pocket and hit him like in GTA4 lol

  • can't you just shoot the guy?

  • @xN1kosGRx @xN1kosGRx @xN1kosGRx when i was in the israeli army i asked the same Q.

    Apparentally its not "politically correct" to kill your enemy in a war.

    but seriously...

    true story: soldier got hit with a rock from behind panicked and dropped his clip, a second guy ran and tried to steal his weapon. you cant trust your weapon this days, its all made in china :)

  • Thats why i carry an m-16 all the times.

  • M16?...would probably break striking the guys face lol...

  • i'll do this the next time somebody comes to fight me with his fists while im carrying an M16

  • how bout an instructional on how to obtain an m16

  • My mother walked in, saw the name of the video as I paused it, she thought I was watching PORN!!!!

  • FIRST THING TO DO IF YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH A RIFLE: doing a butt-stroke WTF?!?!

  • yeah i just carry around an automatic rifle with me everywhere i go..

  • Okay, really nice move and everything...

    But why don`t you just shoot him?

  • @EddyPM13

    lol TVTropes

  • @blkbltXemo LOL

  • ..... or you could shoot the guy with the gun....

  • @sneakyabcd They might not want to, they might want to knock them out, tie them up and ask them questions

  • @sneakyabcd do this when your gun is empty

  • @sneakyabcd You are obviously very ignorant. They were showing this fighting technique as a last resort when your gun malfunctioned or had no ammunition left.

  • @kaigreg Or he was making a joke you obviously didn't get. Ignorant indeed.

  • @Killbore1 The joke was out of context because the point of the video was to show how to fight without bullets

  • @kaigreg So what exactly are you looking for when you look in the comments section? People saying they're going to try this next time they shoot up a supermarket or something? I expected jokes in the comment section. If you came for the video then watch the damn video, don't insult people for no apparent reason.

  • @Killbore1 I expect intelligent comments to be the top comments. For example 'This video was Awesome! Krav Maga is certainly a great fighting style'

  • @kaigreg I'm sure the majority of people who came to this video found more entertainment in the jokes than stating a dull fact that everyone already knows. The video was very interesting but most likely will not be applied by any non-militant or non-law enforcement personnel. And I, along with 35 other people, found the joke to be rather humorous. So I found both to be entertaining. Do us a favor: Watch the video, and if you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all.

  • @Killbore1 And there is a reason why this joke isn't the highest rated comment, because it isn't that funny.

  • @kaigreg I don't notice your comment gaining any rep? Why isn't your correction of his sense of humor gaining respect? I'm so confused. I on the other hand am defending his choice to make said joke, making his rep at least one more than yours. And the other 35 people who read his comment, laughed, and took the time to like it, as well as all of the others that didn't choose to like it but laughed anyway, outweigh your opinion. Is it impossible to admit that maybe you are in the wrong?

  • @Killbore1 Well I am not looking to gain rep. I am merely pointing out something that I feel. Btw it does not take much time to just like a comment and I highly doubt that people laughed at the comment.

  • @kaigreg So why was it liked then? You're contradicting yourself.