Woman Sees Virgin Mary in a Pancake

[tomtaietot]

I just got a boner watching this !

[Filo127]

ALL HAIL THE HOLY PANCAKE !!!

[sinlesswhore]

FUCKING ROTTEN PANCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

[charvey1999]

@NotTooObvious just because she saw a sign from god in a pancake doesnt mean she'e retarded, although it doesn't even look like virgin mary anyway

[Molhedim]

I saw a dick in my pancake , does that mean i'm gay?

[hehfilms]

This is so fucking stupid.

[TheWorstIdeaEver]

god exists because there she is! virgin marry in a pancake! omg! ....idiots...

[sirlinkyalot]

Their ignorance is so fucking hilarious

[jacobbobcorn]

a heart shaped tortilla chip sold for hundreds on ebay. try selling this on ebay..probably go for thousands

[sum41Rck]

ok befoer i make nay comment, my father is hispanic, straight from mexico so dnt flame me. in my opinion and hispanic wo/man can spot the virgin mary in ANYTHING, over faithed. just like the preachers on rap videos "raps the devils music" i gave the last one i saw a nice little talk lol but ya mexicans can see a fucking juses shadow on the fucking sun xD

[keits96]

Seeing Virgin Mary in a Pancake isn't normal.

BUT ON METH IT IS!

[garrett123456789t3n]

More interesting is the pancake that saw a woman in the Virgin Mary. The interesting bit being the pancake that is sentient.

[drystyx]

There are stretches, there are huge stretches, and then there's this. LOL. Don't get me wrong. I'm not one of the naysayers, but this is pretty funny.

[ciretose2]

On behalf of all Catholics, I'd like to apologize for all the "sightings" that plague local news. People see what they want to see. To call it miraculous, most of the time, is idealistic at best.

[djchopsticks0208]

slow news day, eh?

[BC13MuthaFxcka]

AAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH

[benniquaid]

Instead of appearing to countries spilling each others' blood, God makes a blurry image of the Virgin Mary on a pancake for a woman that likes attention.

[ncPsychosis]

Of course you're qualified to make that type of statement. Who needs truly licensed and trained psychologist to evaluate her, when you can simply make judgment on her mental state by watching 10 seconds of her on video.

Of course, you being so intelligent, I bet you already knew that.

[benniquaid]

It looks like a priest forcing a child to give him head so it must be Catholic

[Mindliner]

"news"

[gbhobson]

lmao....stupid catholics. Popes and their legions have made untold fortunes off their gullible and naive followers. There again, anyone ignorant enough to follow the fish priests deserves to be robbed.

[AlbinoTanuki]

Why are people always seeing the Virgin Mary in food? I don't understand.

[Supernova310]

LMFAO!!!!!! Holy Shit!!!!! "Pun intended"

[HoughCon]

it's a pancake.

[bellehaup]

This woman must be blessed.

[terraalert]

Hilarious, but proof our education system is broken.

[ncPsychosis]

Proof? How exactly does this prove anything about an educational system?

There is more proof in confirmation biased in your statement, then about the educational system in this video.

[NC360]

With the amount of pancakes that people make throughout the world, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often on pure chance alone. Or maybe it does?

As for why people only see versions of an illuminated Mary, and not Jesus? Well that's because Jesus isn't God, while apparently Mary is.

Did I offend anyone? Oh right... I don't care.

[NC360]

opps I meant visions, not versions, of the virgin.

[ncPsychosis]

Funny how you think you have the power to offend, as though your opinions represent any bit of reality.

[NC360]

Or does it? Good luck.

[FreedomofSpeech911]

Move the Beans, Move the Rice.. Its MARIA!

[phantasy69]

I see dead people....... LOL

[gzX9bVq6k]

I have just seen Jesus in my baby's diaper that's more impressive than the shroud of Turin and the press and TV crews haven't turn up yet.

[st4ticblu3]

My dog took a dump that looks like Jesus. Someone call CNN!

[mindstormsabrewin]

I thought I saw Buddha once in my rice crispies but it turned out to be Louie Anderson. I was very sad.

[stilluking]

you people are mean talking about my niece so go screw your self

[ACE100100]

wow your all fucking asshole's im sure none of you ever believe'd in something out of the ordianry cut my friend bianca some slack! go fuck yourselves!

B its ciara come back to az! it's a little weird but i still love u

[BeautifulGirlByDana]

i seen the Virgin Mary in my shit the other day , i wonder if ebay will let me auction it off lol

[elCAPTAINrita]

mmmm...she won't be a virgin after I eat her up - YUM!

[ncPsychosis]

No, technically she still would be.

[spareaxe]

I heard another person seen the Virgin Mary on a Taco, and the holy taco was shown until it became lunch later that day.

[KarateKidX]

kinda looks the grim reaper son't it?

[cmbears17]

that pancake looks tasty

[TheInvincibleHERPO]

hahahaha what utter stupidity, the priest will have your baby for sex since you are such a sheeple

[neophyte777]

some people don't need much to be happy

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

why is THIS news..

[Somai82]

brainwashed catholics are utterly useless

[MBJH17isbackonlyone]

@Somai82 same goes to Christians

Man i love being an atheist

[Fabio2324]

dumb bitch !

[olTOml24]

ok...so god is trying to tell you not to forget by burning a pancake.

if that were true than your god is as much of a moron as you are.

[variablel]

Ah yes , the best I can do to convey my word is to advertise on a pancake.

You would think that those who would follow me might just give me a little more credit. You know I move in mysterious ways but a pancake grafitti artist I am not.

[KelvTwelve]

That's nothing. I see pictures of Miley Cyrus on my Waffles. 8B

[dabatjelly]

.....

[rozeboosje]

Oh noes. It's an astral projection of the Divine Glmoober of Glwarbleclops. It is a sign that it's coming to eat your brains.

REPENT

[Cyanidesin]

This is newsworthy? wtf AP???

[Gandhiablo]

That aint no Virgin Mary!

Dammit! That's Aunt Jemima , suckah!

[ashkissee]

where is the Mrs Butterworths?

[AgentOrange04]

wtf is wrong with ap nowadays... they call this news?

[PLAYER2DAHATERS]

Stupid spics and they virgin-hoe marry!!! It a signs of death..for all the kids-fuckers..out there!!! Kids run...!! Pope is coming for you little butts!!!!

[ncPsychosis]

If you want to insult a different ethnicity, at least make yourself look like you're smart enough to make that judgement.

You seem like either a white/black trailer trash, who fucks their sister/cousin.

[kissmybuttdimple]

someone call the pope to breakfast...

[Leonnidik]

Don't insult our Lady of Guadalupe you stupid bitch.

[luckstergal]

I'm sick of these "I see a religious figure in my food" stories. Just eat the damned thing!

[fatsotomuscles]

Amen to that!

[bdeaner]

I hate it that the MSM only does stories about miracles when they are ridiculous like this one. It is a thinly veiled way of lampooning the Catholic Church. THE CHURCH DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THESE STUPID CITINGS AS ACTUAL MIRACLES. Those miracles that are acknowledged by the Church are only those that cannot be explained by science. If you want to read about some impressive miracles, look up "miracle of the sun," "the incorruptibles," or "Eucharistic miracles of Lanciano," for starters.

[MrTommyjackson]

As soon as I saw this in the featured videos, I just knew that she was going to be hispanic.

[Piangi]

I don't think AP should justify this as news.

[BCT071]

This is what you get when you install religious malware into the minds of infants.

Make the world a better place.

Become an Atheist today.

[demonicanthonyalbert]

I concur

[ncPsychosis]

Of course you would, this is what's called "confirmation biased".

Forget that there is absolutely no evidence behind this claim, agree with it anyways..because it supports what you already believe.

[Gandhiablo]

Atheists are boring

Along with non-smokers, Dane Cook fans, anti-gun wimps, listeners to benign safe and sane music, Birkenstock wearers, decaf drinkers...

[Steadno]

pareidolia folks...continue on w/your day

[BCT071]

If being right is boring then i can wear that.

[ncPsychosis]

Yeah, because everyone knows atheist make the world such a better place.

Never mind those Chrsitians that spend their Christmas donating, or volunteering at soup kitchens..

be one of those Atheist who do nothing but falsely and ignorantly blame religion for everything, while they sit behind their computers.

and if you want to comment on how intelligent atheist are vs. religious folks, I suggest you do some real research.

[BCT071]

Being a Russian i would expect more common sense out of you.

I guess the Russian Orthodox Church has been working overtime with it's indoctrination since being allowed to crawl out of the gutter.

Yes some Christians do good work for charity.

But does that make anything they believe true?

And is their motivation charity or salvation?

Childhood indoctrination is a Human Rights violation and will one day be recognized as such.

Make the world a better place.

Become an Atheist today

[khowardphotoart]

I see that,but what about breakfast?

[isyouafish]

I must agree with WeskJago, it looks much more like Death to me. Lol.

[cacodyl]

husband thinks shes crazy lol.

[Vladimir0538]

[In a low voice]-> Pshh, come here, i'm going to tell you a secret...God is not real, in other words there is no god not now, not ever.

[Vladimir0538]

Reminds me of a joke that pablo francisco made about latin people...

''God bless latin people, because everywhere they go they see the virgin, it's like....wait!, wait!, move the beans, move the rice!, it's MARIA!''

[WeskJago]

that's not virgin mary IT'S DEATH!! RUN YOU IDIOTS! RUN!!

[ChristinaWatkinson]

LOL this is retarded. it looks like a pancake, that made a shape which very slightly resembles virgin Mary slouching over. no details, no nothing. it's just a shape. what a piece of shit. I'd just throw the pancake down and stomp on it. that'd be the end of this phony "miracle" or whatever.

[Ristar85]

lol...

barbarian.

[Shangas]

"Watching over us and taking care of us".

If God was the Red Cross or the Salvation Army or some shit, he'd be out of business so fast, it'd make his head spin.

[sethocopia]

It looks like lady gaga to me

[dragonter]

this people is really stupid if there is a god is everywhere, not only in pancakes

[usmc18D]

I'm convinced now that there is a god. I'm a believer ;)

[Hypnot1zed]

Good thing she noticed, everyone knows that eating sacred pancakes is blasphemy.

[fox9ninja]

What are you guys talking about? This is excellent news! It's showing just how low the average IQ of America has become.

[tubub]

become? You think the Puritans weren't superstitous?

[yuvic007]

Is that what you have to do to get your 15 seconds of fame?!

[Vilemk0]

I usually don't say this, but I'm un-subscribing considering this really isn't the kind of 'NEWS' I was expecting from any kind of legitimate press.

[Vilemk0]

Wow.. it's a new era of pancake news. Really the information we need to get through our day.

I saw jesus on my cats ass hole yesterday.

[Cypress77]

I once had a poo smear in my toilet that looked like Sir Ian Mckellen.

[Edsan91]

lol big win bigtime lol its comments like this that youtube better i wonder if u are being serious though. after resding ur comment i laughed hard!

[xTBx412]

you too???

[Vilemk0]

Yeah! Lmfao

[FoShizzle951]

i'm embarrassed to know I belong to the same species as that woman.

[ncPsychosis]

You should be more embarrassed of your lack of cultural and religious education.

Oh wait, I don't think 12 year old kids study religion or culture. nevermind.

[Perfectibilisti]

That image barely resembles the picture of the Blessed Mother, so this is not a newsworthy story.

[Vilemk0]

Even if it did resemble anything, it wouldn't be newsworthy. What a load of fucking shit.

[stephuila]

People, learn how to spell!

[stephuila]

People will see whatever they want to see as long as they believe in it. Why should you have to see something like that just to believe or be motivated?

[reasoning777]

Hi @stephuili Noticed you post on the pancake. It made me recall a media interview with a priest from the Vatican on the subject of Miracles, as in, crying statues, and items that take on an appearance of ... whoever..., In answer to the direct question ' Are they miracles? ' he replied ' If you have Faith you don't need to believe these things, for those that don't have as much faith need them ' Like you posted.

[elspoko]

Could I pray to the magical pancake? Could I ask it to pull god's head out of his ass and start fixing a few things around here? Or does the magical pancake need magical syrup for it to work?

[s0uthp4rkdyl4n]

fuck you.

[ncPsychosis]

You have a nice use of straw man fallacies.

[elspoko]

Do you know what a straw-man is? Do you know what sarcasm is? Do you know the difference? Did you just learn what a straw man is from a community college class? It seems you did, but didn't quite learn the lesson.

[ncPsychosis]

Sarcasm? I bet you don't know what that is.

You are very bad at reasoning, you use fallacies up the ass, make assumptions to discredit me. I would suggest you spend more time studying critical thinking, and less time trying to ridicule things/people.

Now, go fuck yourself.

[elspoko]

It seems you don't know what sarcasm means. It also seems you just learned the word fallacy, as your overuseage of the word is obviously a key word you're trying to drive.

Go back to school. You have much to learn young one.

Ever heard of an ad hominem attack? That's all your comment is. You can't single out a debating point, because I was not debating a point. You simply decided to add another pretentious note on this comment page.

What's your retort youngin? Please hurry with it.

[mikeyo1234]

@NotTooObvious

(The Book of Common Sense)

48 - People who believe in fairies in the sky are gullible, brainwashed and retarded.

[Millo1868]

plain idiotic

[kirk8357]

I'm sure they sell Virgin Mary Cookie cutters on ebay

[dormurbone]

HAHA

[JDaKingman]

actually this is news.News is something that didnt kno until yu know about it,whether it's intersting or not

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

this is satire right, and not only latinos make these claims... ok lil dick pete!

[guillermo316]

haha mexicans cant get enough of there antics!

[soph7133]

she's gonna keep a pancake forever?? lol wow.

[IrishEyez01]

Of all things God could use to communicate to us with, why, oh why a friggin pancake?

[henryli101]

why is this news

[doomslayer133]

I could've been eating that pancake. *sigh* what a waste.

[robertmcmc]

Pass the syrup, pls.

[RedPhroggz]

Where do these religulous idiots come from? And AP for making this news.

[snowfan]

I'm sure someone somewhere think it's news.

[swordofisis]

Why is it that mexicans always see mary/jesus in their food?

[obliviondwg94]

fuck you

[swordofisis]

Mabey mexicans are always seeing mary/jesus in their food because theyre always stoned and have their eyes half closed while theyre eating. Mabey theyre just fat and dumb.... i dunno.

[ncPsychosis]

You seem to have a deluded perception here. Maybe you didn't realize that on average, white people are obese 1/3rd of the time. That the average AMERICAN IQ is 98.

Americans (whites) = Fox News views, McDonalds visitors, lowest SAT scores in the last 50 years, blaming all their problems on illegal immigration, and IRAQ.

[manilaenglish]

What is a good alternative for the news? I am sick and tired of all these stupid, republican, religions ignorant fake news companies. AP, CNN, Fox, it's all crap. Where can we get real news?

[jreed136]

You could try RussiaToday on Youtube, I mean it's extremely anti-west and hugely anti-America/American and the Russian Trolls that troll on there will hate you with a passion... But they do have good stories sometimes.

[snowfan]

You need to learn to self filter... Try it it's easy.

[Johnpauljone]

so

how much?

[PhilliesBlaze1]

how much 4 wat

[miguelillosan]

The real apparitions of our Lady of Guadalupe, are ocurring these days at Huatusco, Mexico (El Jardín de María) and are beeing studied by the Church. This spot has no major significance, obviously.

[valken666]

"studied by the Church", not likely, all they know is indoctrination.

[miguelillosan]

Thank you, here is some info tinyurl(.)com(/)ylejap2. God bless.

[manilaenglish]

Why in the world does the Associated Press feel that this GARBAGE is news worthy? Stupid religious idiots.

[snowfan]

AP is a primarily a provider of content for other news outlets. It's job it to turn out content from "hard hitting news" to bullshit like this. Not everything they put out is going to be "news worthy" for you but I can assure you someone, somewhere will find this fascinating and news worthy.

[BeRad117]

First jesus was seen on a pice of toast, then the bottom of an steam iron, and now a pancake. Hmm something tells me it has to do fire and burning. ¬¬

Lmao this is almost like the face that we thought we saw on Mars. We can think it up as being any thing if some one tells us. I think it's an apple with a strawberry next to it. lol

[phx13balla]

this is more retarded then the chick that saw jesus on her iron. i bet i can become famous by taking a huge shit and saying it was a gift from god telling me that everything will be ok

[ncPsychosis]

Then why don't you do it, instead of just saying it.

Or are your claims a bit exaggerated?

[DualCorePower]

ugh here we go again, jesus is not god and jesus is not going to appear in a pan cake , her husband i believe think she is crazy, but isn't going to say anything, because she will divorce him.

[PhilliesBlaze1]

yeah im not gonna keep buying all of this stuff altough i do no it could happen iv seen it in several movies,but thier on camara with proof so i guess u have no choice to believe them...

[DualCorePower]

But none of this is real, its just the way the pancake looks, hell i can say the dirt on the ground looks like my ass. Its all just in their minds. Jesus Christ is suppose to come back where everyone will see him, not in a pancake, or some butter or some bread or on the top of someone's roof.

All this stuff is just nonsense, best to ignore it.

[brockway86]

I believe i ordered extra syrup on my virgin mary

[AvengerXP]

ITS NOT NEWS, ITS AP!

[gounc93]

wow thats the most retarded thing i have seen all week

[tikiman77]

It looks more like smeagel. Is he trying to say something from the depths of Mordor?

[chingon711]

I say put it on ebay...lol

[Shadow9392]

OM NOM NOM slow news day much OM NOM NOM

[mockingarab]

OMG when are they gonna stop this fucking shit?

and screw AP for posting this shit as news

[snowfan]

It's news to someone... Not you or me but someone.

[ncPsychosis]

When you get older, you'll realize that the world doesn't revolve around you, and your religious/non-religious/anti-r­eligious views

but you must hit puberty first.

[mockingarab]

When you reach IQ puberty you will realize that religions are filling your brain with horse shit.. Idiot.

[CVLittleBlue2010]

That one with Jesus on the taco was better...

[xxxFaustusxxx]

So this is what religion has come to.

[DualCorePower]

lol

[valken666]

It was like this all along.

[agent9752]

this adds a whole new meaning to Holy Communion

[wonderwoman27229]

Maybe, It's Mrs. Butterworth !!!

[PerfectionObsessive]

Where's your god now!?

It's on a pancake.

[wonderwoman27229]

Maybe, it's Aunt Jamima !!!

[jonytonybonk]

lol its just a burnt spot. what next someone will shit out poop in the shape of Jesus head and claim that its proof of god lol

[CorvixEyes]

-_-;

[KnightTriple6]

All hail the Mighty Pancake! Im Sure she probably

tried to sell that pancake on ebay.

Ils Dialprt; Soba; Upaah Chis Nanba Zixlay Dodsih.

[bandboy3000]

i would

[hisNAMEwasJAYSIN]

i just wiped my ass and when i looked at the toilet paper, i seen jesus's image. holy shit! I'm putting it on ebay.

[WillNeverBackDown]

lmao

[RoflacTheSamurai]

Holy crap XD