Does this woman know how many males are absolutly CLUEless about what they should get their girlfriend/wife for Valentine's Day/Christmas/their birthday/anniversary, and spend weeks DREADING about whether or not she'll like their present?
If a guy is in that situation she should damn well speak her mind.
Just give him a list of a lot of things she'd like to get, and let him pick whatever he wants from it.
That way, she gets what she wants, but it's still a surprize.
Good God, Dr. Pat is full of SHIT! The ONLY way to get more out of your relationship is to COMMUNICATE! GOD! Do we have to go back to Ethical Living in high school and use the "I" statements? Believe it or not, THAT SHIT WORKS! If you want more time, just say "Honey, I really love you. I think we need more time together." EASY! STRAIGHTFORWARD AND EASY!!!
1:54 - 2:01 Great, so I behave how you tell me to, and end up getting married to a person who loves me for the set of rules that you have taught me, and not actually for ME. And that's going to be a happy marriage, is it?
The best part (and by best I mean so horrific that it makes me laugh in rejection of it) is 3:19. The sad little "no" from the widow as the camera cuts to the audience that's laughing for the same reason I am.
@RedDaVincy Well, it's not like he's pulling it out of his ass. People like hearing concise advice/quotes/maxims because the alternative (expounding) takes too much time or effort for something that can (purportedly, at least) be easily understood/repeated/memorized by rote. That's also a generalization but it's true for many people. Why else would we have slogans? Generalizations can be true. For example, people love kittens. Am I wrong? I certainly can't be if I'm on Youtube.
@MsOtakuYoshi I know, but it's obvious. Don't need to be a rocket scientist. Being herded as a manipulable sheep leaves a bad taste in my mouth anyway.
Whenever there's an awkward silence that someone makes like with that dick cutting off joke - I like to make, like, a background cough/throat clear to make it more awkward for them.
This, like the video of that cute girl failing to break a piece of plywood back and forth, is painful to watch. I can't believe there are people so stupid as to take these hacks seriously. She can't make a good punchline! How can she make a good relationship?!
6:45, You know how you raise energy, lady? You eat food. Energy is a very finite concept- stop using it as a catch-all term for your mythical bullshit.
Imagine if your husband/boyfriend went to a seminar where some douchebag had "vow" to stop not only asking for your time, conversation, or sex...he vows to not even WANT it. Yeah, sounds great.
I'd be pretty fucking pissed at the asshole that told him that's how to behave in a relationship...and doubly pissed at him for not only being a gullible, weak-willed, self-absorbed idiot, but for PAYING for the privilege.
Why would a man not want me verbally asking for stuff like sex and cuddles? It's 10 times easier than figuring it out on his own. And fuck if i'm not going to demand sex when i damn well please. If he doesn't want it he can lay back and think of England for all i care.
@proprodigySD I can get behind verbally asking for the things you want in plain English, but if you demand sex from a guy that doesn't want it and make him lay back and think of England, that's rape just the same as if the roles were reversed.
@KalamityKrisAnimates If he's up, he's up for it. I think it's fine if you're in an established relationship. There's always going to be times when one partner doesn't mind keeping the other happy.
@proprodigySD Never listen to women like this "pat" person. There comes a point in certain relationships where ALL we want from you is to know what the fuck you want!!
If the recent Catherine Kieu Becker incident tells us anything, Dr. Pat, it's that cutting off dicks isn't funny anymore. At least, not the way you deliver the joke...
@itwaschris Count all the John Wayne Bobbitt jokes that were made back in the 90's. Apparently it was once considered hilariously funny, and to some twisted people it still is.
God, that lady crosses the line from stupid and pointless with her comments that are just nasty and unpleasant. She acts like talking assertively, in ways she thinks are "cute", "funny", or "unexpected" is helping these people, when she obviously is only after an easy paycheck and a sense of empowerment for herself. She's the only licensed psychotherapist featured, and her "program" seems by far the most disgusting and unhealthy.
Love the bullshit series. Doubtless "self help" is a huge industry filled with quacks. But lumping Tony Robbins in this category is wrong. He is guy of substance with very concrete, practical insights to specific issues. His "TOYL" "time management" system I have used for 5 years and I have to say it has dramatically improved my effectiveness and peace of mind. If I had to choose never having received my LLM in law or never having learned the TOYL system, I'd dump my LLM in a heartbeat.
The broad spectrum of human beings is so incredible, the simplicity of these people is breathtaking.
"Luckily he died" I've never heard such a supposedly helpful remark in my entire life.
"It makes you want to cut their dicks off!!!!! /points finger" I never laughed so fucking hard at such a horrible bomb on stage, I will remember this video for as long as I live for sure.
....god. That Pat Allen woman was just harsh and useless when it came to relationship advice. And this is coming from someone who avoids giving advice on anything more than trivial matters because they find that their advice is often shitty or faulty.
@rayalvarado2010 It's been a month since I made that comment. I feel even worse for the guy now. It's hard to watch, but I keep coming back to see it again.
@rayalvarado2010 They absolutely destroyed that guy! He's strutting across the coals and then skips into the water as the voice over guy is ripping him to shreds.
I like really white people who embrace native american traditions and spiritualisms without knowing any context of them it's not annoying or mildly offensive at all.
Sarcasm aside it's at least hilariously ironic to know that these same people are usually a part of the religion that called those same traditions and spiritualisms paganistic satan worship.
Wow... she couldn't break the board.. And that guy that actually tried to go across the coals relatively slowly... ended up running in the end... AND that one guy with the rebar was almost choked! :P
I feel more sad than anything for these people, that THIS kind of thing is the deepest most meaningful events in their lives....
@Psychochaos3 they are fucking momo's, they likely think pot makes you dumb and is for losers and makes you talk to your dog n shit. Although I do tend to talk to my cat more when im high :O
I studied self help materials and I'm making a lot more money than I used to. I'm self employed and I have passive income from the internet. I never walked on fire or did anything in these videos. I never went to a seminar or paid a lot of money. These penn & teller videos are bullshit, not the self help industry.
@XanaduZune So you basically completely discount anything YOU did to make your success happen and attribute it all to the self help industry??? How deluded can you be? It's all you! What brings success can be summed up in four simple words - constant action and persistence. That's it, I just saved you all thousands of dollars...
They will put people in jail for pot, and yet let these people rob foolish people blind, can someone explain that too me??? And the old hag doc wants the woman not to ask for things WTF?? Umm talking about your needs is what YOU NEED TO DO!!! If you don't ask how the freak is the guy supposed to know??? Doing the same thing over and over, and thinking it will end differently means YOUR CRAZY! So stop being a freaking nut job and do something better with your time!
@homelessdude111 The woman would be lucky if that woman died so she couldn't of basically robbed her. These people for the most part are lonely I think, they feel good at this things becaus there is a sense of community, so freaking join some group I don't understand why people waste their cash on this crap...
Walking on coals: such a load. Ever walk onto a beach on a massively bright and sunny day? Sand feels nice and soft for the first few yards, but then it starts to feel like your feet are being put to an iron. Mind over matter? Well, we really do not have much of a choice because our feet are essentially flat stumps with tissue . . . which contains a lot of water. Water has to heat up. It is not a matter of consciousness, rather it is simply the fact our feet need to heat up a bit.
Does this woman know how many males are absolutly CLUEless about what they should get their girlfriend/wife for Valentine's Day/Christmas/their birthday/anniversary, and spend weeks DREADING about whether or not she'll like their present?
If a guy is in that situation she should damn well speak her mind.
Just give him a list of a lot of things she'd like to get, and let him pick whatever he wants from it.
That way, she gets what she wants, but it's still a surprize.
And everyone's happy.
SinnFein4ever 1 day ago
Good God, Dr. Pat is full of SHIT! The ONLY way to get more out of your relationship is to COMMUNICATE! GOD! Do we have to go back to Ethical Living in high school and use the "I" statements? Believe it or not, THAT SHIT WORKS! If you want more time, just say "Honey, I really love you. I think we need more time together." EASY! STRAIGHTFORWARD AND EASY!!!
FlamboyantFlamingo97 4 days ago
"Femanine men talk sh-LOVE!"
Nice save there, woman.
AdiG1 1 week ago
i don't think i've laughed much harder than watching that lady bomb that joke @ 1:05 haha.
jameshalterman 1 week ago
1:54 - 2:01 Great, so I behave how you tell me to, and end up getting married to a person who loves me for the set of rules that you have taught me, and not actually for ME. And that's going to be a happy marriage, is it?
PassTheMarmalade1957 2 weeks ago
2:31
(O ) ---- ( O)
fredrick01 2 weeks ago
luckily he died! hahahahahahahaha
ZACKnirvana 3 weeks ago
Is that song from the firewalking from Timesplitters? Sounds like it.
grabus45654 1 month ago
@grabus45654 timesplitters i like
Naxide 2 weeks ago
The best part (and by best I mean so horrific that it makes me laugh in rejection of it) is 3:19. The sad little "no" from the widow as the camera cuts to the audience that's laughing for the same reason I am.
existenceisrelative 1 month ago
luckily he died XD
prof0crunchy 1 month ago
doc Pat is a fucking psycho!
ImNotDrunkRightNow 1 month ago 2
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lovesproduct 1 month ago
is tina wearing a thong? 8:54
BubbaButt7 1 month ago
4:40 girl looks like jim carrey
hgdm89 1 month ago
Huh huh....they touched wood...huh huh...
SiriusMined 2 months ago
I love experts and their broad generalizations. "In this country, people love slogans". That's also a slogan. Fuck me.
RedDaVincy 2 months ago 2
@RedDaVincy Well, it's not like he's pulling it out of his ass. People like hearing concise advice/quotes/maxims because the alternative (expounding) takes too much time or effort for something that can (purportedly, at least) be easily understood/repeated/memorized by rote. That's also a generalization but it's true for many people. Why else would we have slogans? Generalizations can be true. For example, people love kittens. Am I wrong? I certainly can't be if I'm on Youtube.
MsOtakuYoshi 1 month ago
@MsOtakuYoshi I know, but it's obvious. Don't need to be a rocket scientist. Being herded as a manipulable sheep leaves a bad taste in my mouth anyway.
RedDaVincy 1 month ago
Women are such dumb beasts...
Ewochable 2 months ago
this rituals require you to lose your mind just like religion...
Username14129 2 months ago
Just by hearing her she cut off my dick and killed me
feyd8194 2 months ago
God, I feel so enraged when I see this shit. Con-artists make me so enraged.
blackshade9 2 months ago
Whenever there's an awkward silence that someone makes like with that dick cutting off joke - I like to make, like, a background cough/throat clear to make it more awkward for them.
Invisibrah 3 months ago
@Invisibrah
I prefer the "joyless laughter" myself. Steve Carell-style.
Diemedes 2 months ago
@Diemedes
Yeah, but that just isn't as natural.
Invisibrah 2 months ago
you know the tree you got that lumber from was strong once. Then someone took a chainsaw to it's kneecaps. Funny how that works.
KreditFeed 3 months ago
Proof that the human race is just a bunch of monkeys.
RunfromtheHeathen 3 months ago 4
Oooo! I'm actually seeking a slave/master relationship...
DisappointingPorn 3 months ago
Dr Pat can get fucked.
FantasmaBAnco 3 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit 3
@FantasmaBAnco correction she cant get fucked
liltemp666 3 months ago 3
This, like the video of that cute girl failing to break a piece of plywood back and forth, is painful to watch. I can't believe there are people so stupid as to take these hacks seriously. She can't make a good punchline! How can she make a good relationship?!
MunkyDrag0n 4 months ago
6:45, You know how you raise energy, lady? You eat food. Energy is a very finite concept- stop using it as a catch-all term for your mythical bullshit.
RainbowPowerRangerX 4 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit 2
How did they do the trick at the end?
loudcolors 4 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller Bullshit Episodes
@loudcolors One stands on a chair or kneels, he mouths the words, and the other does the voiceover. =)
flemeister 4 months ago
Imagine if your husband/boyfriend went to a seminar where some douchebag had "vow" to stop not only asking for your time, conversation, or sex...he vows to not even WANT it. Yeah, sounds great.
I'd be pretty fucking pissed at the asshole that told him that's how to behave in a relationship...and doubly pissed at him for not only being a gullible, weak-willed, self-absorbed idiot, but for PAYING for the privilege.
allidock11 4 months ago
luckily, he died!!!! roflmao
picoaga 4 months ago
Wtf is that "advice" with that women pledge of being worthless, soulless, automatrons who refuse to communicate?
TwyztdValkyrie 4 months ago
"Give up my wants!?" Is she fucking nuts? "Yes, ladies, erase everything about your personality. That is the secret to happiness!" WTF!?
EmilyDNelson 5 months ago
Tania's pretty hot.
artddp 5 months ago
Why would a man not want me verbally asking for stuff like sex and cuddles? It's 10 times easier than figuring it out on his own. And fuck if i'm not going to demand sex when i damn well please. If he doesn't want it he can lay back and think of England for all i care.
proprodigySD 5 months ago 41
@proprodigySD Bless this post.
Ephemeralobserver 5 months ago
@proprodigySD I can get behind verbally asking for the things you want in plain English, but if you demand sex from a guy that doesn't want it and make him lay back and think of England, that's rape just the same as if the roles were reversed.
KalamityKrisAnimates 3 months ago 2
@KalamityKrisAnimates If he's up, he's up for it. I think it's fine if you're in an established relationship. There's always going to be times when one partner doesn't mind keeping the other happy.
proprodigySD 3 months ago
@proprodigySD Never listen to women like this "pat" person. There comes a point in certain relationships where ALL we want from you is to know what the fuck you want!!
existenceisrelative 1 month ago
I feel like walking on fire now.
Rick132500 6 months ago
That old guy TOTALLY liked the SHIT out of the sexy broad... He SO tried kissing her when they hugged.
upplsuckimcool16 6 months ago 10
@upplsuckimcool16 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH ya right at the end looks like he tried twice
Instucablanator 5 days ago
If im afraid of tina.
thearmyofgreatness 6 months ago
If the recent Catherine Kieu Becker incident tells us anything, Dr. Pat, it's that cutting off dicks isn't funny anymore. At least, not the way you deliver the joke...
cyanmanta 6 months ago
@cyanmanta When was it funny?
itwaschris 6 months ago
@itwaschris Count all the John Wayne Bobbitt jokes that were made back in the 90's. Apparently it was once considered hilariously funny, and to some twisted people it still is.
cyanmanta 6 months ago
I laughed at Penn's "luckily he died" joke
RomanianDaci 6 months ago 5
God, that lady crosses the line from stupid and pointless with her comments that are just nasty and unpleasant. She acts like talking assertively, in ways she thinks are "cute", "funny", or "unexpected" is helping these people, when she obviously is only after an easy paycheck and a sense of empowerment for herself. She's the only licensed psychotherapist featured, and her "program" seems by far the most disgusting and unhealthy.
JamesMachine420 6 months ago 3
Hopefully, she'll die
TheUltimateFanboy 6 months ago 5
I wanted to slap every guest in this show except the science guy.
RodaSmash 7 months ago 4
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american women are fucking retarded.
LucasD1985 7 months ago
Wow, i really hate that fake native song in that New Jersey accent.
GKCanman 7 months ago 4
Steve-o did that shit on top of a boiling aluminium sheet, just after being smacked in to it by swinging boulders on fire of course
SuperBoxyBoy 7 months ago
"Fire washes the skin off the bone and the sin off the soul. It cleans away the dirt. And my momma didn't raise herself no dirty boy."
MrPrankmastergeneral 7 months ago
That young woman with the blue shirt is very pretty & cute.
BigRed4231 7 months ago
Plus: 6:16 - tortoise on a stick.
lukelewisDOTnet 8 months ago
3:15 - 3:18 holy fucking shit.
lukelewisDOTnet 8 months ago
selp-help sounds like Keynesian economics, keep doing the same thing over again believing the next time it will be different
Jebusrulez 8 months ago
@Jebusrulez
That sounds more like insanity. Maybe that's what Keynesian economics is.
wifferste 8 months ago
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@Jebusrulez wtf are you talking about? do you even know what Keynesian economics is?
jonniebgood 7 months ago
I know how these women can get married. Blowjob, kitchen, sandwich.
ralfisloved 8 months ago
I want to get paid for being an asshole too.....
Freeisme 8 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit 5
God, I bet that woman at the end who said she'd be a new person would be devastated to see this video.
Luckily, she died!
Suicide!
ZCLoki 8 months ago 4
"Feminine men talk sh... love"
darfunkelidas 9 months ago 4
3:25-3:28!!!
DrAlexJCagleMD 9 months ago
Damn that scientist is sexy
contrabassoon 9 months ago
I fucking hate this fat old skank who thinks she's a relationship expert.
Cornwiggle 9 months ago
@Cornwiggle I know right! all she's stating is hte obvious!
Ritalynn666 9 months ago
I lost my Covenant relationship when the Master Chief killed my spouse.
tinu96 9 months ago 83
@tinu96 ROFLMAO :)
exomorphe 9 months ago
@tinu96 lmfao
InvertedHorizon 5 months ago
@tinu96 yes... yes, yes, yes.
xodorianleexo 4 months ago
@tinu96 well..Luckily he/she died !
stylezofom 2 months ago
@tinu96 hahaha
fredrick01 2 weeks ago
Touch wood?
johnmartins 10 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
wow people are fucking dumb as shit
MoRgUe27 10 months ago 6
"it's time for the ass holes to fire walk" XD:)
chasetrussel 10 months ago
Love the bullshit series. Doubtless "self help" is a huge industry filled with quacks. But lumping Tony Robbins in this category is wrong. He is guy of substance with very concrete, practical insights to specific issues. His "TOYL" "time management" system I have used for 5 years and I have to say it has dramatically improved my effectiveness and peace of mind. If I had to choose never having received my LLM in law or never having learned the TOYL system, I'd dump my LLM in a heartbeat.
forestskog 10 months ago
Anyone who gets called "Doctor" and isn't an MD or dentist? Grade inflation/title self-promotion. Disgusting.
NixonisLord 10 months ago
@NixonisLord What about, you know, everyone with a Ph.D.?
bjossus 10 months ago
mersi gabriel
radumester 10 months ago
luckily he died!
wtf
WarOnSanity 11 months ago 4
This is beyond humorous, this is fucking scary.
The broad spectrum of human beings is so incredible, the simplicity of these people is breathtaking.
"Luckily he died" I've never heard such a supposedly helpful remark in my entire life.
"It makes you want to cut their dicks off!!!!! /points finger" I never laughed so fucking hard at such a horrible bomb on stage, I will remember this video for as long as I live for sure.
markrules14 11 months ago
....god. That Pat Allen woman was just harsh and useless when it came to relationship advice. And this is coming from someone who avoids giving advice on anything more than trivial matters because they find that their advice is often shitty or faulty.
Sarasirk531 11 months ago
3.46 hahaha
ogfunk187 1 year ago
To think they could just decide to change their lives rather than to pay someone to tell them what to do with something they know nothing about.
rosedf1485 1 year ago
8:21 I feel bad for that guy. He's been waiting for this moment his whole life.
rayalvarado2010 1 year ago
@rayalvarado2010 It's been a month since I made that comment. I feel even worse for the guy now. It's hard to watch, but I keep coming back to see it again.
rayalvarado2010 11 months ago
@rayalvarado2010 I'm back again 5 days later... I can't stop watching!
rayalvarado2010 10 months ago
@rayalvarado2010 They absolutely destroyed that guy! He's strutting across the coals and then skips into the water as the voice over guy is ripping him to shreds.
rayalvarado2010 10 months ago
STEVEN SEAGAL DID PORN IN THE 80s
knjazvovk 1 year ago
6:27 I touch my wood every morning.
bvaia 1 year ago
Luckily, there is Penn and Teller!
toquepiano 1 year ago
"Luckily he died"? Really? Are you fucking joking me?
ForrestJ88 1 year ago 3
@ForrestJ88 I know right?!!
rosedf1485 1 year ago
That ending freaked me out so much
UndeadClown95 1 year ago
That woman's "lucky he died!" was painful to watch, geez.
But it's okay, because I smiled at the Tenn & Peller swap at the very end of the show. :3
PaintedBB 1 year ago
"Luckily he died!"
Good god.
charlesvan13 1 year ago
Where do i find crazy women like this to give them shitty advice for a pretty penny
skinnywhop87 1 year ago
I'd fuck Tina
mindelo23 1 year ago
if that bitch said "luckily, she died" (referring to my future wife) i'd smack the shit out of her.
sociopathpsych 1 year ago 38
God, I hate people. Why are most of them so damn stupid.
HBKDave2007 1 year ago 4
@HBKDave2007 thank god most people are dead, right? lol
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
CUTTING OFF HIS DICK AND KILLING HIM
futaki20 1 year ago
I like really white people who embrace native american traditions and spiritualisms without knowing any context of them it's not annoying or mildly offensive at all.
Sarcasm aside it's at least hilariously ironic to know that these same people are usually a part of the religion that called those same traditions and spiritualisms paganistic satan worship.
LastOptionPils 1 year ago 6
@LastOptionPils just like my mom. she says reiki is the devil, but then gets into holistic medicine
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
people like that make me disgusted in a way to be an american.
emmythrasher 1 year ago
1:15 "Feminine men talk shi..LOVE."
RyanHull0623 1 year ago
best ending:)
theunamazingone 1 year ago 2
Pat Allen is doing the most unfunny ripoff of a Bill Cosby Routine about when he first got married.
Classy. - _-
GamiCross 1 year ago
8:08 she is self helping me get a boner.
Thanks Tina =)
EZ95 1 year ago
penn was wayy wrong, that woman is a hillarious comedian, she makes up the most silly crap.
dgb751 1 year ago
Lmfao "It doesn't mean anything" OF COURSE IT MEANS SOMETHING!! You just don't know what it means...
futoncat 1 year ago 2
I can't believe that quack said Luckily he died. omg
JABBERWACKIN 1 year ago
BEST ENDING EVER
Napalm93 1 year ago
Tina is bangable.
mauricioush 1 year ago 5
@mauricioush I'd bang
safenders 1 year ago
/facepalm...
prts2 1 year ago
luckily he died because she looks like Michael Jackson
wahidullahbhat 1 year ago
@wahidullahbhat hahahaha
safenders 1 year ago
@wahidullahbhat lol i'll kill myself too if my wife looks like michael jackson
philanderadriaan 4 months ago
I thought the definition of doing the same thing and expecting a different result was called insanity.
M0US3P0T4TO 1 year ago
@M0US3P0T4TO It is!
futoncat 1 year ago
I - for some reason - loved the physicist. Maybe it was his accent, I don't know...
CheGerrit 1 year ago
"Luckily, he died." Why didn't anyone run up and smack her with a chair, right there?
1337kimozabi 1 year ago 3
@1337kimozabi It's such a lucky affair when your husband dies!! :D
futoncat 1 year ago
Luckily, he died.
JesperWille 1 year ago
just give people a decent education in science and basic psychology
johnnyd101 1 year ago
2:31, lady in black....... derp!
climid 1 year ago
I'm going to hell for laughing at 3:40.
Whatareyoulookingat1 1 year ago
@Whatareyoulookingat1 hell? thats the place with the red guy right? .....fuck it ill see you there
nephilim310 1 year ago
Tina can walk across my burning coal any day she wants, if you know what I mean
(Whose Line is it anyway reference)
Victorgoleche75 1 year ago
Whoa, the ending was trippy.
FatJoe214 1 year ago
Penn sure does know how to tell people that people have died.
Mattysmyth0593 1 year ago
Dumb bitches are always in there videos.
MrZuesThunder 1 year ago
If they want to walk on sharp things, go ask Jim Rose, he does it with swords made into a ladder
Kingofcorrect 1 year ago
that retarded guy tried to walk slow and like leapt off at the end
aro327 1 year ago
cut off their dick and kill em!! gets me every time XD
Dixu0000 1 year ago
Wow... she couldn't break the board.. And that guy that actually tried to go across the coals relatively slowly... ended up running in the end... AND that one guy with the rebar was almost choked! :P
I feel more sad than anything for these people, that THIS kind of thing is the deepest most meaningful events in their lives....
Still, favourite episode yet!
VitaminTMan 1 year ago
To get confidence go to a PUA seminar!
edwardwills 1 year ago
Fucking sheep. People like these assholes make me loose hope in humanity. Luckily we have Penn & Teller to tell the truth and stay above the lies.
DarkWarrior450 1 year ago
But Luckily, he died......... jesus christ...
FlashTwister 1 year ago 2
Why won't those people realize pot is ten bucks a joint?
Psychochaos3 1 year ago 46
@Psychochaos3 Damn you buying some expensive pot
UndeadClown95 1 year ago
@Psychochaos3 they are fucking momo's, they likely think pot makes you dumb and is for losers and makes you talk to your dog n shit. Although I do tend to talk to my cat more when im high :O
markrules14 11 months ago
0:51 is the worst bomb ever
markrules14 11 months ago
@Psychochaos3 Because running away isn't the answer.
ihatefurrys 10 months ago
CUTTING OF WHAT? AND WHAT?
m3xicanSuperman 1 year ago
You'll never get me to walk on burning hot coals!!
tweethang1 1 year ago
If George Washington was alive to see things like this he would be desgusted.
Luckily, he died!
datoldspicy 1 year ago 18
For one moment I thougth that Teller did talk
Piloogen 1 year ago
I studied self help materials and I'm making a lot more money than I used to. I'm self employed and I have passive income from the internet. I never walked on fire or did anything in these videos. I never went to a seminar or paid a lot of money. These penn & teller videos are bullshit, not the self help industry.
XanaduZune 1 year ago
@XanaduZune So you basically completely discount anything YOU did to make your success happen and attribute it all to the self help industry??? How deluded can you be? It's all you! What brings success can be summed up in four simple words - constant action and persistence. That's it, I just saved you all thousands of dollars...
grumpone 1 year ago
As a Native American... All I need to say is, what a stupid bitch.
xMalnoia 1 year ago 41
@xMalnoia
is the chant even Native American?
yugai15 1 year ago
@yugai15
Seeing how ignorant that woman is, I'm going to assume not. If it is, it's definitely not from my tribe.
xMalnoia 1 year ago
@yugai15
Probably not. But it doesn't matter cause it doesn't mean anything.
dbzfan66 1 year ago
Both Bullshit and Mythbuster both busted the whole walking on fire thing.
Tuber77 1 year ago
Cut off communication and give up whatever it is you want. Yeah, THAT solves problems.
killersbytrade 1 year ago 5
wow was teller does a good impression
p6a9u1l42 1 year ago
"It's Native American, it doesn't mean anything."
HappyGestapo 1 year ago 7
They will put people in jail for pot, and yet let these people rob foolish people blind, can someone explain that too me??? And the old hag doc wants the woman not to ask for things WTF?? Umm talking about your needs is what YOU NEED TO DO!!! If you don't ask how the freak is the guy supposed to know??? Doing the same thing over and over, and thinking it will end differently means YOUR CRAZY! So stop being a freaking nut job and do something better with your time!
ASexyChef 1 year ago
What a bitch "luckily he died".
homelessdude111 1 year ago
@homelessdude111 The woman would be lucky if that woman died so she couldn't of basically robbed her. These people for the most part are lonely I think, they feel good at this things becaus there is a sense of community, so freaking join some group I don't understand why people waste their cash on this crap...
ASexyChef 1 year ago
passive-aggressive=oxymoron
LSDreams419 1 year ago
Walking on coals: such a load. Ever walk onto a beach on a massively bright and sunny day? Sand feels nice and soft for the first few yards, but then it starts to feel like your feet are being put to an iron. Mind over matter? Well, we really do not have much of a choice because our feet are essentially flat stumps with tissue . . . which contains a lot of water. Water has to heat up. It is not a matter of consciousness, rather it is simply the fact our feet need to heat up a bit.
Triethylborane 1 year ago