I'm Not On Drugs

[wakashitakaa]

Forever wishing I was as skinny as Mari.

[ldylgz]

oh shit no wonder... you're in Motown!! Get DOWN MO TOWN! Woot Woot!!! (If you ever see me on the street or if you know my kids or their friends...never admit to it.) shhhh we never met.

[ldylgz]

roflmao!! She's funnier than a mother fucker.. that's all i gotta say..

[MrButton1991]

Holly Crap you look liked the female version of me lolhahahaha. O_o

[QueAwkwardNoises]

crossroads was actually pretty good.

[JordansLovelyLife]

omg I love Crossroads!!!!!!!!!!! idk why everyone hates it!!!!!

[ellietheelephant2]

You're so fucking gorgeous, love me c;

[uMirinMyAesthetics]

I came for the hair, but I stayed for the awesomeness. Annoying Orange sent me here lol. Subbed. 

[brownxeyedxbitchez]

I like this vid((: its awesome-3

I love you!

Your my idol. (:

[erik7778910]

Lol it's like 3 in the morning and I think I just woke up my family from laughing !!! Your funny ( in s good way :D)

[poweroftheweez]

this was the top result when i typed in "tumblr fag".

well done youtube

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@poweroftheweez maybe it's because i put "tumblr fag" IN my tags, fucking imbecile. now please, go back to playing dungeons and dragons like the massive loser that you are.

[freakforchecs]

@CaliforniaLuv84 there isnt anything wrong with dnd

[BobandSteveFilms]

i tink you is perty :] lawl

[TashinAAA]

Your so cute lol

[facingthesunshine]

omg LOL LOL LOL

[91humm]

Im not searching for internet stardom or anything, but not a girl not yet a woman is toates about me!

[dylandyson]

The only thing cool in this whole video is Lara Croft...

[MrCrayEgg]

"Not yet, vagina" HAHAHHA !

[MrCrayEgg]

1:12 LMAOO - I Love when things like that happen. Your reactions are so funny - Just pure serious face and all ! lol

[CottenCandyLuver22]

i love ur hair its cool!

[SammieGurl123456]

*pure breed

[SammieGurl123456]

Just happen my dad is a full breed gay dolphin

[fsalgado39]

I Feel ya! lol My parents are the Same way, they think im the smartest person in the family lol i SMH at times to it lol then once i do it they come over like ever week for music --___--

[MoraDiDISSaSS]

More Glee Parodies :D:D:D

[TheSamsammysam]

wow the music at the end totally sounded like an onision song

[freestylerchick1]

Bill Kaulitz in the background.... Love it <3

[cattheriineee]

orrr whadya mean whadya mean whadya mean.....whadya mean....freeeeee> ILOVEYOULOL!

[SuperConnie2009]

I love you too much.....crossroads are you fo shizzle I need to buy it!!!! :D

[adogategreenday]

You're so fucking weird. I love it.

[haya1211994]

u r really pretty !!! like REALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tinkerkitty09]

Wow, the fact you own crossroads just made me love you more.

[LoveInParisx]

I thought you had purchesed like drugs *_*

[parawhore999]

crossroadsssssssssssssss = my life

[MythMolina]

wow came across this randomly

Tokio Hotel hair, Shannyn Sossamon face and Amy Winehouse makeup

In the immortal words of Joey Tribbiani, "How you doin'?"

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@MythMolina LOL omg best compliment ever XD

[MythMolina]

@CaliforniaLuv84

;] glad you liked it

[SarahIsBritish]

CROSSROADS IS THE BEST FILM EVER and i swear no one i know knows it praise da lord

[TheKittie666]

lol i just fell in love

[Soulhacker187]

I was wearing a shirt like that during the summer, and my mom called me a slut, and i was liiiiiike, bish.

[zetagrace93]

@Soulhacker187 How is that slutty? You're showing your shoulder, it's not like your vag is hanging out :P

[xXmatt666blakeXx]

on vhs 

[xXmatt666blakeXx]

man crossroads i have all the old ninga turtle movies

[RAWR605]

kill yourself slut ill fuck your face up cunt

[CharmedForeverLove]

@RAWR605 Do you even read what you write?

[crirstle]

4:07- 4:46 lmao!

[crirstle]

What kind of camera do you have?

[petewentzlover101010]

hey californialuv84 do you read all comments

[GweninPixels]

Every video you make, I just sit there looking from your hair to the Bill Kaulitz poster behind you.. :') ♥

btw, I love you. n_n

[DollFaceIncorporated]

....can we have sex.

[shizzleXXXnmoo]

wait where do you get free music from lol ;o

[Ohemgeezes]

Hey, where do you get your free music at? I've been trying to find a site that is good to get music off of.

[wafflezgorawr]

o.o I LOVE that ring! Cats are the shizz!! xD Love youu (:

[nevetrshoutnaps]

zammnnn gurll you be funnyXD

[jonasklj]

California you are going to be big one day:D

[LornasHavingFun]

i love how you say adult .. like your a child .. its soo coot :3 xx

[ana2015lol]

:D made my day !!!!!

[TheImogennn]

"The internet will laugh at me" That's cute :3 xx

[ElectricClothes]

1:13 ahahhaha

[ThatKiddKia]

I freaking love that movie lol

[ssdlpdb]

onisions music <3

[reecieboii]

muhaha ur the only person i know whos older then me with a bunk bed aha we are awesome :D

[EatMaggotsAndCream]

<3

[myHUGEvlog]

I always think you are funny but when I am drunk you are EXTRA funny!

[xTabithaLovex]

i. want. your. babies.

seriously. your AMAZING.

[Thenerdygrrl18]

Holy Hell.I swear Cross Roads is one of my favorite Movies in the WORLD!!! NOW I DONT FEEL ALONE FOR LOVING THIS MOVE,THANK YOU LIZ FOR ALSO LOVING THIS MOVIE WITH ME!! :'D

[DawnAnnaHarmonySD]

Momma BB is back!!! :D It's been pretty boring without you on Youtube. Glad, you're back :) She's doing better right?

[2SVJ7]

CALIFORNIALUV84 IS DA BEST!!!!!!!! Love4EVER AND EVERRR!!!!!!! Made my day once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xoxoxooxox

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@2SVJ7 aw thank u, honey! luv ya :D

[Rosemelody13]

Oh my god. Just.. Just marry me already you, your Tumblr and your videos are just amazing. C:

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@Rosemelody13 aw thanks for followin bb! :D

[iSlay92]

WHAT IS EVEN LIFE RIGHT NOW?!!

[MrFabzies]

oh my god when your air conditioning turns on I died ;'DDDD

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@MrFabzies It's the garage opening. My room is directly above it. DAMN THAT THANG! D': lol!

[MrFabzies]

@CaliforniaLuv84 oh god I know how that is my room is right above the garage and when my parents leave for work all hell breaks loose

[iffytiffylove]

damn girl Mayra is hella skinny!!

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@iffytiffylove Mayra isn't in this video.

[iffytiffylove]

@CaliforniaLuv84 well........whoever was shes like skinny as f***...

HA HA Im sorry im so blind its not even funny :p

[StuffedyStuffs]

OMG this is perfection bb :D haha plz follow me on twitter!! @THEadrianP u probably already know who I am :P I LUV U!!!!!!-3

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[heroesofhers]

Crossroads embodies everything good of the early 2000's.

[LovaMonkay]

@CaliforniaLuv84 AH! Thank you! I love you so much! Seriously! :D

[m0sas]

lawlllll. 'AND FASHION FORWARD.." I<3USOHARD.

[CharmedForeverLove]

no shame girl, I got to my school fair at 8am to re-purchase my Crossroads DVD which my Mum gave away.

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@CharmedForeverLove omg i love u

[micositoo45]

Why are you so freakin AWESOME te adoro BB

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@BrownskinHaole she has her good days and she has her bad days, but she's a feisty broad ;)

[TheKimmyRawr]

my mom just walked into my room and said "que chingado vez que estas riza y riza!!"

me: "hahahahaha un video"

her: "aver pon lo"

you: "FOREVER ALONE"

her: "pues casense por que tu siempre dices eso juntas las dos ya nunce seran siempre solteras"

me: "mom.....ella tiene 27 años y yo 16"

her: *walks out*

sorrry i just HAD to share thatt ahahahha xD

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@TheKimmyRawr LMFAO!! love your madre!

[HotnFun77]

omg no. no i just no. i just love you so much. you're so awesome

[Dancerlovespink123]

How is your sister? I'm praying for her

[JessieblackoutxXx]

@CaliforniaLuv84 Gah, i wish this was the 80's. I am just so in love with your style, whenever i watch your videos it feels like i'm traveling back to the 80-90s :33

You are such a gorgeous individual :DD

Also, I'm rejoicing on the inside that you replied to me c:

[thatoddgirl17]

"You can do anything, mija" aslkjdsdahd <3

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@thatoddgirl17 lololol :D <3

[JessieblackoutxXx]

I really wish i had your hair, clothing, jewelry, piercings. All the shits.

I'm a boy.

IT'S ALL JUST SO SEXYYY.

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@JessieblackoutxXx doesn't matter if you're a boy. you can dress however u like, bb :3 i get some of my inspiration from boy hair metal bands of the 80's :D

[Dancerlovespink123]

Your freaking amazinggggg thank you for making me laugh everyday 

[LovaMonkay]

This crazy mothafucka replied to me on Twitter twice in the past five days! I don't know, it's just something to smile about... :) <3

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@LovaMonkay I like your smile =)

[wweleah]

Ahahahaha if only they knew how easy it is to get music free xD

[TheLovelyLeecha]

Glee actually already covered Tik Tok xD

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@TheLovelyLeecha BUT ITS NOT BETTER THAN MINE, RIGHT?!!??! D':

[TheLovelyLeecha]

@CaliforniaLuv84 They were actually pretty similar. Your imitation was very accurate lolz

[KayleighCan]

I'V MISSED YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCHHHHH <3333

[ChelseaRawrrx]

OHMYGOD I FREAKING LOVE YOU. >:U

I wanna make love to your hair, is that alright with you? c:

[leannewoodfull]

Hahhaha awh you're just gas :')

[xDo3oxD]

I thought you were just taking a dramatic pause so I started laughing...... But then you said you were interrupted and I was like OHELLNO.

[CSickGRiND]

"It's just there for the takin....orrrr what do mean?" LMFAOOOOOOO IM DYING, and you are so attractive too.

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@CSickGRiND thank you, sunshine :3

[kathryngracemowful]

what does bb mean.....bobbi brown?

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@kathryngracemowful BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLDSHDFJLGHFD­KJGLS

[GiraffeBat]

woah, woah, A HOE!! >:O

[dolphingirl12341]

you're not forever alone cause i will forever love you :P <3

[TheFrreakShhow2010]

funniest video yet. i love you<3

[MarshmellowMomoko]

ahhhhh ELIZABETH!!!!!!! YOUR SOOO FUNNY!! loved the last part :)

[blackcelebration1029]

when you talked about crossroads, I thought you would say you bought crocs :P

[xxepicfails101xx]

Not Yet Vagina <3

I Love You So Much c:

[iPurpleJeSsTv]

"Your argument is irrelevant" OMG I just came back from work and I felt so tired you know, that I just thought , ok I'll turn my computer on, just to see if Liz has upload a new video, that would totally make my day... and... BAMFFF!!! There she goes with another fucking hilarious video! <3

[MultiRawrrrr]

oh god i would fucking love to meet you .

[ravennaskittles]

thumbing up this vid and my parents ARE gay dolphins

[LAURENNNNvideos]

for fuck's sake. no one cares if you're not on drugs. stop making videos about it. we get it already. ¬¬

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@LAURENNNNvideos WAT

[wakashitakaa]

OMFG ONISION <3

[mimsss]

awesome video. as usual.

[dnglai]

got an idea for your future hairstyle : jo calderone's ;D

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@dnglai omg NEVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR D'''''':

[LornaRedburn]

OMG I USED TO HAVE CROSSROADS ON VHS AND A POSTER

[penelopepudding]

yum. lovee it.

[LornaRedburn]

/jelatin no but for real,I love your ring (and chu)

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@LornaRedburn luv chu too bbqsauce ;3

[renaaaaa]

soooooo i just watched that even though - wait for it - it wasnt in my subscription box 8} hehe take that YT! magic ;]

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@renaaaaa LOL! ily =']

[renaaaaa]

@CaliforniaLuv84 love u MAWRRRR :'}

[Vampiregirl1501]

I also own the collectors edition of Crossroads LMFAO i fucking love that movie!

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@Vampiregirl1501 lol omg we're so fuckin qt B)

[CasteloserROX101]

I SWUR YOU NEED TO MEET DESTREY//

[ashlexygrizzolybear]

guess what? you're hot:D

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@ashlexygrizzolybear *blushes* :'3

[Ilovepie1231000]

@CaliforniaLuv84 I second that <3

[MikeMikami]

I FUCKING LOVE U BB! :D

[CaroforniaSky]

WHAT A SELLLLLL OUT! OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU MAKE MONEY OFF OF YOUR VIDEOS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@CaroforniaSky HAHAHAHA fuckin love you, Cielo ("Sky" in spanish) ;D

[MAJORLYCL3VER]

'not yet.. vagina' if i had one i'd ask you to marry me. ok.

[EpicMusicYo]

Yay, keep the videos coming elizabeth (:

Your hilarious. :D

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@EpicMusicYo i will, bb :D

[Coonkitty9]

Omfg you are hilarious!! ....marry me? :{D

[kayoharewhy]

2nd whaat ! 

[CaliforniaLuv84]

@kayoharewhy someone give this person a grenade disguised as a gold medal.

[Claire99271]

funny bitch ;)