Since I'm not British and my ancestors were traded for cotton in the U.S. South, as opposed to molasses in the Caribbean, I only get about half of what he's saying. ...and it's still hilarious.
THOSE BROTHERS BLUE SCREEN FISHING HE GOT TINA HOBLEY BUT ADRIAN SWABY SALLY JAXX LINZI DREW DEAD I ASSUME OPEN AGAIN ALSO ASWELL CALCULATOR 0 EXPLAIN WHAT THE SPRAY CAN I WILL SHOOT YOU FOUR HUNDRED TIME
Love this. For all those who grew up in England in the 70's & 80's , you must have lived some of this, so you know what it's all about. For those who did not, this is how it was in many sectors of the British Carribean society. It had to documented so that we can laugh again, dare I say at ourselves again and again. And if you can't laugh at yourself,then you should not laugh at all. Excellent one liners...WICKED !
Next stop, London underground ticket collector...The Real McCoy. Even better !
I didnt really get his style of comedy as much when i was a teen (when all this originally aired) because i didnt know what words like "hue" and "brethren" meant, but now i do, so i get the wit more now lol
This guy is the most underrated black comedy genius of modern times! We have to put up with Lenny Henry everywhere but where is this guy? Felix.you are a true inspiration to all of us!
@pharcyde110573 If i remember rightly, he was a regular guest comedian on the lenny henry show back in the mid 90's. And he acted rather similar on that too, saying dialouges like "this man came up to me and he hit me full in the face, full in the face!!!!, and i said to him I dont understand why you are doing this, what are you trying to communicate????, and you know what?, he hit me again".
This is exactly what I was thinking...what actually happened to him and turn on my right and his on some programme on bbc 2 tonight 'Bellamy's people'....apart from almost nothing
How did we let tv fall from this great standard, to the rubbish we are fed today? Some white tv bosses must have lots their jobs over this show. This is an absolutely HARD act to follow, but it is imperative that we do...
1:40 coZ english women as young as (pre)TEENs fantasize ab. SUCKing/SWALLOWing "Black" even/especially if he's a (premiership) footBALLer or RAPper. BNP haven't pickedUp on this or that english (even NOn BLONDEs), WCs R veryDesperate (especially english: Judges',police0fficers' & ARISTOs' DAUGHTERs), 4MUSLIM Male Milk Too. InAfghanistan english male soldiers fight the Taliban, back home the wife & (pre)TEEN DAUGHTERs SuckOff the"Taliban". 5:00 the(BNP)YOBs were the police?!?,tell me ab.it
We don't. He looks, acts and talks like a barrister to me. The actor trained to be a barrister before he went into comedy, so I'm guessing that's where the influence came from.
Since I'm not British and my ancestors were traded for cotton in the U.S. South, as opposed to molasses in the Caribbean, I only get about half of what he's saying. ...and it's still hilarious.
Hoopermazing 2 weeks ago
haha amazing
sajidkhanmahmood 2 weeks ago
IMPRESSIONIST
whotaughtyou 5 months ago
ALGERIA HMMM NO
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NO STRACH YOUR CHI I AM LOOKING FOR A FILE TO SEND TO DALE I THOUGHT THERE WAS A T THERE
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COURT PROCEDURE WANK FULHAM POLICE STATION LTANK
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PAPER CHEAP ARSE ll Tab lV I CANT FIND Tab WAYNE ROONEY TOUGH MARCUS GARVEY COVER STORIES CANNABIS HERB GOOD FOOD BY FELIX DEXTER
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
YOU CLEAR 18 BLACK POLICE OFICERS AM POINT TAKEN PM
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
TURKEY COURTNEY GRIFFITHS THE SHAKES HIS TERROR WAR MUST BE
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
HOOK RAQUEL WELCH EUBANK LOVE HIM
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
THOSE BROTHERS BLUE SCREEN FISHING HE GOT TINA HOBLEY BUT ADRIAN SWABY SALLY JAXX LINZI DREW DEAD I ASSUME OPEN AGAIN ALSO ASWELL CALCULATOR 0 EXPLAIN WHAT THE SPRAY CAN I WILL SHOOT YOU FOUR HUNDRED TIME
WHAT COMPETITION CAUSED YOU
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
.....Sad to Report they where the police!!! Thank You So Much!.... FeLiX
FrontRowSection8 6 months ago
RIPPENING GREEN BANANA!
luxorcephrenSE23 6 months ago
o heks naw, lol!
AfreensHair 6 months ago
:) 'Wicked', 'do our ting' hearkens back to simpler times.
01bossmj 7 months ago
BLOUSE AND SKIRT LOL
Leweydagga 9 months ago
Woow its loud in there
Smatanda23 9 months ago
Question: what ascent is that???
Hosealiwanda 11 months ago
@Hosealiwanda
an uppity one
geddit?
custardaghost 9 months ago
@Hosealiwanda he is speaking like a Jamaican who is supposed to be upper class
pusifut 9 months ago
@Hosealiwanda
I'm guessing a Surrey accent (since he says that is where he lives).
perfacetus 2 months ago
hahahahhahhaha so so funny!
111Savannah 1 year ago
'As we say in our pat-wo'...absolutely brilliant!
whatthedeuce81 1 year ago 2
PURE GENIUS!!!
pharcyde110573 1 year ago
LOOL my wife is very intouch with our culture now she dosent try to ripen green banans anymore hahahaaa classic
ONPOINTMC 1 year ago
LMAO. Always funny seeing this clip. Love Felix Dexter :o)
naijabebe 1 year ago
This is brilliantly funny lol. (And not that it has to do with anything, but I'm American).
oRuTRa45 1 year ago
Love this. For all those who grew up in England in the 70's & 80's , you must have lived some of this, so you know what it's all about. For those who did not, this is how it was in many sectors of the British Carribean society. It had to documented so that we can laugh again, dare I say at ourselves again and again. And if you can't laugh at yourself,then you should not laugh at all. Excellent one liners...WICKED !
Next stop, London underground ticket collector...The Real McCoy. Even better !
richmck007 1 year ago
Great stuff!
daalexis2 1 year ago
He's a genius
kabir144 1 year ago
how does he do it, speaking like that with a straight face. felix is a don of comedy. bring back THE REAL MCCOY
jtbpm47 1 year ago
I can't believe I've never heard of Felix Dexter before today! He's very talented!
IzZbooicu 1 year ago
I didnt really get his style of comedy as much when i was a teen (when all this originally aired) because i didnt know what words like "hue" and "brethren" meant, but now i do, so i get the wit more now lol
xxrobfalconxx 1 year ago
This guy is the most underrated black comedy genius of modern times! We have to put up with Lenny Henry everywhere but where is this guy? Felix.you are a true inspiration to all of us!
pharcyde110573 1 year ago 2
@pharcyde110573 If i remember rightly, he was a regular guest comedian on the lenny henry show back in the mid 90's. And he acted rather similar on that too, saying dialouges like "this man came up to me and he hit me full in the face, full in the face!!!!, and i said to him I dont understand why you are doing this, what are you trying to communicate????, and you know what?, he hit me again".
xxrobfalconxx 1 year ago
LOL cobham i know that place quite well. Even now in 2010 no blacks for miles. However the people there are VERY nice.
kawaiisis86 1 year ago
BAW BAW!!!! BLAZE IT UP MAN!!! Wicked! skirts and blouses, this man is funny!!!
altawchrist 1 year ago
Felix Dexter is the king! The guy is amaizing! so underatted!
pharcyde110573 1 year ago 3
'wicked,blouse and skirt go on my bredrin'
morphed13 1 year ago
jokes!!
MrUltimateShaymin 1 year ago
Felix Dexter rocks!!
pharcyde110573 1 year ago 3
lol.black man with fake poshness.
freddyfrogish 1 year ago
Sheer comedic genius from Felix Dexter.
ezekielthemack 1 year ago 7
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TheHatedHater 2 years ago
this man is one of the funniest men alive, why is he not on t.v. so much more......
dannylondon11 2 years ago 29
This is exactly what I was thinking...what actually happened to him and turn on my right and his on some programme on bbc 2 tonight 'Bellamy's people'....apart from almost nothing
Indul1 2 years ago 2
sorry, i meant almost nothing else
Indul1 2 years ago 2
@dannylondon11 He is still on telly and stage. Saw him on 'the wright stuff' on channel 5 this morning.
garth1984 1 year ago
He says Contretemps at 4:02 which means setback in French. My favourite Roots and Culture lawyer lol
MadameDeJaVu 2 years ago 5
LOLOL
citygirl000 2 years ago 7
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dylandior123 2 years ago
Contretemps!!! lol
scotch7305 2 years ago
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dylandior123 2 years ago
another one...
wallyfromyard 2 years ago
Hilarious "She doesn't try to rippen green bananas anymore." lol
jamsmen 2 years ago 25
Funny to the hilt!
Classic moments of truth.
I wish this show never ended
Brilliant!!!!!
For those who don't find it funny, you probaly have had a humour bi-pass. Don't worry (PRICEJAMES)
karmarestitution 2 years ago 6
Unbelievably funny!
Sighinide 2 years ago 4
BOOM BANG!!!
KaZaaV2 2 years ago
fuckin sick
cemadee 3 years ago
Brilliant
H0tFu55 3 years ago
what was the name of the show with the interview with mc mc clusty,the scottish rapper?``plug my hole`` thats about the ozone babe,anybody remember?.
Deuteronomy100 3 years ago
Brilliant LOL LOL and LOL again!
H0tFu55 3 years ago
Absolutely brilliant -- the truth of our shared experiences. Felix Dexter is a gift to our generation.
msmcleod37 3 years ago 7
maaaaaad!
0s0badly 3 years ago
this is hilarious!
soulyemane 3 years ago 2
Classic comedy!!!
prn72271 3 years ago 3
too funny!
icecurator 3 years ago 3
This is very funny.
Sicklysamantha 3 years ago 4
Hillarious
wallysgrass 3 years ago 4
Been looking for this for years and years!
"Sad to report, they were the Police" LMAO
richardmiles21 3 years ago 4
Mash up de place. lol
shotteebwoi1O2 3 years ago 4
:-P
delenn777 3 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ireavibes 3 years ago
This is fucccking brilliantly Funny --superb--Olokun, OguN, Oduduwa, Elegba, Shango, OshuN
Obatala, Yemaja, Amen Ra The Source Bless and keep you on your life journey of self towards self
Spade0007 3 years ago
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bahamas29 3 years ago
That was some funny shit lol
passwuser69 3 years ago
I adore Felix Dexter's humour - Awsome :0)
PurpletasticAzou 3 years ago
that is brilliant!!
makolayzoo 3 years ago
LOL!!!
0o0o07 3 years ago
this guy is more serious then jme
MoZZieBeAtZ15 3 years ago
l0l i wish we had this now... clean funny humor... plus he's cute :0)for an older guy
p3acenRevalAshun 3 years ago 2
Felix Dexter is amazing!
CaptainJoshie 4 years ago
ripen green bananas, looooooooooooool my hue oh shit dis is funi fam they were the police sho sho
soSpecialkay 4 years ago
This is my telephone voice! lol
'Absolute tosh!'
I love his random smile at 02.39
lmfao
LadySleek83 4 years ago 4
lmao ''they were the police'' yep lol lol
hyper10shun 4 years ago
this is ridiculously hilarious.........
AriWonder 4 years ago
loooooooooooool mash up the place
rednails 4 years ago
i just discovered these clips and this show ten minutes ago. where can i get dvds in time for christmas?
bygINCpresents 4 years ago
It's not available on DVD.
gillianclayton 4 years ago
why the heck not? this is the funniest thing i've seen in years.
bygINCpresents 4 years ago 6
YUPPPPPPP!!!!
AriWonder 4 years ago
This Guy is the best british comedian hands down!
twelvedb 4 years ago 3
thats the black commander mc brag !
funny sketch !
BRITISHISRAELITE 4 years ago
How did we let tv fall from this great standard, to the rubbish we are fed today? Some white tv bosses must have lots their jobs over this show. This is an absolutely HARD act to follow, but it is imperative that we do...
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theicha 4 years ago 9
omg!!! ROFLMAO!! this is BRILLIANT
loooooove it =)
jamaicanladyee88 4 years ago
yeeeeeaaah!
RulerRyze 4 years ago
Gotta rate this and add to my favourites. x
Madamangellica 4 years ago 3
Thank you so much he has made me laugh more than anyone for ages and i have so needed to laugh
jackrussel3 4 years ago
post case vacate
alphonsojones 4 years ago
Great to see Felix [cool]
Only wish he was with more work - true talent
luna2oon 4 years ago
Felix's observational skills and expression are just fantastic.
SSTEFFIGEE 4 years ago 5
Dis funny nuh raas! Cah stop laughing mi deh inna tears right now writin' dis! LOL!!
stillblaze 4 years ago 3
brilliant. i love the english.
mikeygeneral 4 years ago
wicked bredrin lol
oneshot2g 4 years ago
excellent! Do you have the clip with Felix doing the London Underground ticket collector?
naturalsystah 4 years ago
yes!!! dat one was BUFF!
I jus' reach fi dis! LMAO
amberdixon 4 years ago
That's on youtube now, yay! x x
amberdixon 4 years ago
YES!!!! What't the URL?
naturalsystah 4 years ago
Can't post URL's in comments these days.
gillianclayton 4 years ago
1:40 coZ english women as young as (pre)TEENs fantasize ab. SUCKing/SWALLOWing "Black" even/especially if he's a (premiership) footBALLer or RAPper. BNP haven't pickedUp on this or that english (even NOn BLONDEs), WCs R veryDesperate (especially english: Judges',police0fficers' & ARISTOs' DAUGHTERs), 4MUSLIM Male Milk Too. InAfghanistan english male soldiers fight the Taliban, back home the wife & (pre)TEEN DAUGHTERs SuckOff the"Taliban". 5:00 the(BNP)YOBs were the police?!?,tell me ab.it
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
absolutely brilliant!!
owengg2002 4 years ago
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boingdink 4 years ago
I lovedthis this guys got mad skilled.."pat wear" lmao...heavy
joeylepke 4 years ago 3
dis is well funni!! :D
nubiangyal 4 years ago
how does he stop himself frm laughin lol
xxjamilucianxx 4 years ago 4
in ourt patwear. we mashed de place
shotteebwoi1O2 4 years ago
I love this clip but how do we know he is a barrister?
hitman101 4 years ago
We don't. He looks, acts and talks like a barrister to me. The actor trained to be a barrister before he went into comedy, so I'm guessing that's where the influence came from.
gillianclayton 4 years ago
Oh ok. I got the impression he was an MP in this sketch.
hitman101 4 years ago
YOU ARE THE BEST THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD
JOHNIRONHENERY 4 years ago
hilarious....well composed i must say..ain't it?
ernestnoeline 5 years ago
This is excellent...do you have the other one of this when he's in jail?
jibstar 5 years ago
No, I've never seen one like that.
gillianclayton 5 years ago
Thanks for the Video.. Been trying to find the series.. Anyone know where to get it?
YTVoIP 5 years ago
Thank You!!!!
shalad33 5 years ago 2
hav u got anymore real mccoy?? If u do u gotta upload it..miss this show alot!!
tous20 5 years ago
I've got a few more clips uploaded. Check my profile videos.
gillianclayton 5 years ago
i blog dis video fi you. should get more views
madwhitejamaican 5 years ago
Thanks
gillianclayton 5 years ago
Quite funny, that he had to wait for the audience to register the joke about Camilla ripening the green bananas!! lol
C'mon gurl more Real Mcoy!!! ;-)
Devantekid 5 years ago
Hilarious.
daisychain1 5 years ago
I LOVED THIS SHOW!!!
herbtree85 5 years ago