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  • That chimp whooped his ASS!

  • Im suprised the guy did so well against that chimp to be honest.

  • How fucking stupid that humans are physically 2 or 3 times the size of chimps and have a brain 5 times larger than them yet still we let them maul us like this. This is why whenever I know ahead of time I am going to be close to an animal I pack a gun or at least a deadly hunting knife I can quickly use to stab that dam ape to death.

  • Brazilian Jiu Jitsu chimps. :31 tried to take his back. :37 trying to pull guard

  • Aside from legs, chimps are actually bigger than humans...

  • i would throw those bitch chimps in a full nelson and whoop they asses son.

  • first lesson most kids learn from their parents is dont touch, or feed wild animals

  • next time, keep your big mouth shut!!!!

  • wow brutal if that guy was a chimp it'd be dead o_O

  • chimp attacks black guy: ''help me white guy! i thought we were friends''

    white guy just stands there: ''no way man! ur all on ur own! this is how its done!''

    *chimp calls*

    chimp attacks white guy: ''help me man! i need u!!''

    black guy just stands there:''hey u know, ur all on ur own"

  • 1st attack the black guy was like cmon now, you know me bro..i just evolved a lil bit quicker...its me baby, jerome! go get the cracker

  • @ItsElliottIdiot-No. the chip attacked the black guy 1st and was like "WHY THE FUCK YOU HANGING OUT WITH THAT CRACKER" Then chip attacks white guy and says" LOOK BLACK MAN, THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD BE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT CRACKER....NOT HANGING OUT WITH HIM".

  • I want a Keeper so I can do that to him! That was the funniest shit I've seen on Youtube so far.

  • Would have been cool if there were piranahs in the water...or maybe a croc.

  • @CrossMarian23 "NO!"

  • the guys voice sounds familiar. what show is this?

  • the movie was horrible to

  • the guy in the filme woz me. pm me for tips and donationz

  • @LeeClaxton Shut the fuck up and get off youtube.

  • His friend calmly watched , and thought " if I help they might all jump me, so im gonna just watch and see how this unfolds"

  • TAKE YOUR STINKIN' PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY CHIMP

  • @CrossMarian23-BAWHAHAHAHAH!!!­!

  • Smart move by the keeper jumping in the water like that, with chimps being so afraid of water. Even trained zookeepers need to respect the strength and inherent wildness of these animals.

  • he pulled a michael phelps when he jumped in the water lol.that chimp is strong as hell

  • @CHENOTV all chimps are strong as hell..they're vicious and will literally tear your face apart..people only see the cute sides of young chimps!

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  • wasn't the keeper you dumb ass poster

  • Thumbs up if you looked this up after watching Rise of The Planet of The Apes

  • @Heifsin85

    i was just about to post that comment. in the same exact words.

  • @Heifsin85 dude wtf

  • Respond to this video...  hoed you know?

  • All Ceasar wants to do is go home :(

  • @MrDiem2 looooool

  • dumb ass deserved it.

  • Chimps have retard strength.

  • Let me just say his assistant didn't really assist him much :|

  • This is you shouldn't walk through a black ghetto.

  • the other chimps are like "wtf are u doing knock it off" the keepers are lucky they didnt join them, and that they were more rational

  • dude got owned

  • Hear about that women who got her face and both hands ripped off by a pet male chimp?!?! Dude chimps are unbelievable strong. Adult male chimps have the upperbody strength of 7 adult male humans.

  • imagine getting mauled by a silverback gorilla. they are like 4 times bigger than male chimps

  • i must say there are 2 strong persons.

    A normal guy or woman , when into panic and let them beat up. like that woman on tv.

    respect to the two keeper.

  • I wonder how an adult chimp would fare against a human mma fighter... that could be in the next ufc card.

  • Chips have 3 times more powerful then human easy

  • @House4848 I hear their power double every two years.

  • "Barely escapes with his life" What a fuckwit.

  • Oh my God I was laughing sooo hard !!!! That was a classic !!

  • Owned!

  • I feel like he should have fought back. No im not saying you should try to hurt animals but it is trying to hurt you and they respect dominance, if you beat its ass, it will be less likely to try to mess you up.

  • are black people dna more closely related to chimps that white people ?

  • @67675656565655656565 no, thats simply an old myth created due to the melenons in the human skin pigmentation, they are no closer related to any animal then chinese hispanic whites or any race, our differences if u have any other questions just message me maybe i can help...

  • @phaloxxx i see it is astounding many traits and resemblece chimps have to people.

  • @67675656565655656565 more then most people will ever accept or believe, they feel loss, pain, hatred, anger, fear, shame, every scale of the spectrum to admit, with our current knowledge of animals....admitting they have feelings like these also just makes people realize just how close we are to them...the key difference is our ability to inhibit these emotions...we can say , yea he killed my family member, but the courts can judge him...far as science shows, monkeys cant reason in this fasion.

  • Wow, smart guy.. he knew if he just got to water he'd be okay.

  • ROFL

  • idiot..

    

  • "something got lost in his translation"

    man: oug, oug! (play with me)

    chimp: receives call (gay ass mofo)

  • sad???

  • If a monkey ever fucked with me id make sure id have a revolver in my back pocket... show it why im the dominant motherfucker on this planet

  • would an adult human male with a baseball bat stand more of a chance of taking on an adult male chimp? or would the bat be rendered useless?

  • @Copticlogic Well the chimp can just grab you and pull you down. They are tough fuckers, look how that chimp can throw around that guy like that. A human can't do much damage while they are trying to get the attacker off them. Sad how they have insane strength and power, even though they're much smaller than us as well as never having to workout to build muscle.

  • @TheUnreaI '' never having to workout to build muscle.'' Yea, you know besides swinging around in trees using only their arms basically 24/7.

  • @jaskamakkara I'm talking about humans having to workout to build muscle mass you dumb fuck. Learn to read.

  • @TheUnreaI they look not stronger then us. only grip is strong. and teeth.

  • @TheUnreaI

    Correct.

    Even if one was a tough guy with a baseball bat, the chimp would have a high chance of grabbing the bat before he knew what happened and then jump on him, maul him to pieces and rip off his face. Chimps are very very strong as you said and the human ways of fighting are useless when fighting a chimp.

    They move differently and their brute strength will render human boxing skills useless lol.

  • ... to be studying dentistry at the time and was able to apply soft, gumlike dentures to its mouth, rendering it harmless. He then moved in for the powerbomb and went on to graduate with full honours.

  • His friends like I'm staying out of this!

  • I'd probably fight back. I know it has dangerous claws, but I doubt a chimp can beat a grown man in any form of unarmed combat.

  • @SloeElvis wow you really don't know... chimps are 6 times stonger than humans

  • @latingorilla I highly doubt it. Just from seeing that chimp in the park being subdued by its owner convinced me.

    They are incredibly strong, though. The way they can simply pull themselves up trees is remarkable. Though strength isn't the only thing that counts. Humans have elbows and knees, which are incredibly deadly weapons and most people know how to use them. We also have faster reflexes.

  • @SloeElvis

    Is there a vid showing the chimp being subdued by the owner?

  • @womblewandering /watch?v=co5RHqs4pZw

  • @SloeElvis

    Oh i also have to remind you that back in the old days of circus, they used to place chimps in rings with men.

    If men won, they would win money and stuff. The chimps threw the men around like they were paper dolls.

    No contest.

    lol. Honestly dude, everyone has their own opinion so fair enough. But i seriously suggest you find out how savage chimps are when they fight and how they ripped off human faces in the past. How you think a man would win, i dont know

  • @womblewandering

    They're not fucking mythical creatures. They're not Vampires. They're chimpanzees. Gorillas we'd pretty consistently get fucked up by, but Chimps, why are people so obsessed with perpetuating this idea that they're "inhumanely" strong?!

  • @SubtleChaotic

    I do admit that the theory chimps are 5 times stronger than humans is exaggerated. They are more like only twice as strong.

    But the fact remains that they are strong and very savage. Have mauled peoples faces and limbs off.

    Charla nash had her face totally ripped off in 2009, including her hands. A man named st james davis had his nose and fingers ripped off in 2005. Have a research into these cases and you will judge for yourself.

  • @womblewandering

    Well, yes. But *I* can rip your face and fingers off, but you not scared of me! (even if you are, my point still stands..)

    I most certainly do NOT need to research those kinds of incidences.

    What I'm not trying to say is that they are jolly and peaceful (that's Bonobos, which genuinely are). -Just trying to give a bit of perspective.

  • @SubtleChaotic

    Of course you can rip my face off. So can i. But that in general is not your first instinct is it? Nor is it a humans. We mainly punch and kick. But when a chimp attacks, they very often go all out. Their fighting instincts are very savage cos they hunt in the wild on other chimps and monkeys.

    So when attacking a human, they do the same. Ok, so you are not scared of a chimp. Thats your opinion and you are entitled :)

  • @womblewandering

    Well it's not mine - but neither is it most chimps'.

    No, not only am *I* not scared of Chimps (not excessively anyway), I think it's silly to be! -More like an irrational fear.

    I don't think humans are naturally any less savage. And the way fight I think is really just an accident of physiology - I don't think chimps CAN punch or kick effectively. That's like saying leeches are vicious 'cause the bite you.

  • @SubtleChaotic

    Ok cool :)

  • @womblewandering

    So shut up.

  • @SubtleChaotic

    Lol.

  • @womblewandering

    *Stupid idiot fuck response containing no new information, just for the sake of responding* Lololololololololol.

  • @SubtleChaotic

    I acutally liked debating with you at first.

    But i lost respect for you after you decided to make it personal and told me to shut up for no good reason. Therefore, if you cant even have a mature debate without swearing and insulting (like you are now), then i see no reason to be mature with you.

    Your last post where you swore even more was just an utter disgrace. You are more animal than the chimp.

  • @womblewandering

    Woah, okay. If swearing offends you, my FIRST sentence to you should have set you right off.

    Second, "shut up" isn't regarded as 'swearing' - and you'd given up before that even! No, you gave up after a wholly respectable response from me, by replying "Ok cool :)".

    What the HELL are you talking about? I only insulted you after you pathetically gave up, but refused to give up the high-ground.

    An utter disgrace?? That's a bit much. Utter disgrace?!!

  • @SubtleChaotic

    I said "ok cool" after your post cos i had nothing more to say. You made it clear you are not afraid of chimps.

    You have your views, i have mine. So that was it really.

    Not everyone wants to have long, drawn out debates.

  • @womblewandering

    Whether or not *I* am afraid of Chimps was never what we were talking about, and don't say you didn't know that. What I WAS making clear was that people like yourself do have a somewhat irrational fear of chimps.

    Our views were in conflict, and we naturally sought to resolve that, hence the ensuing debate.

    Agreed, but it appears YOU do, because like me, you wont shut up. I'm not going to talk to myself for very long- if you didn't like arguments, I wouldn't be talking.

  • @SubtleChaotic well how do you define ''inhumanely strong''? cause chimps are much stronger than humans, so its pretty logical to call them inhumanely strong

    its not like we make them sounds like monsters, but it is a fact that they are build totally different from humans, and that they are much stronger. obviously a gorilla would be more dangerous, but whats your point? most biologists (or whatever they are called) says they have like 4-7 times the strength of a man

  • @MuayThaiViking

    Well yes, I said that sort of tongue-in-cheek. By "inhumanely strong" I mean their not that far beyond us, not even nearly incomprehensible - like "vampires" or something, which we would say to be 'inhumanely strong'. I don't mean literally that they're no stronger than any human, just that.. they're physical capabilities still conform to our everyday experience, and conception of strength. Or whatever.

    7 times my ass. - Strongest shark jaws are only TWICE as powerful as ours.

  • @SubtleChaotic oh i only got 1 of your replieds, didnt see you made 3.

    but no they arent build the same way as us. their muscles, for example, are much more dense. thats the reason why chimps fear water, they dont float (at least as easy) as humans. but their strength is necessary for them. out in nature they spend all day climbing trees often with 1 hand. even a olympiab gymnast would struggle with a one-hand pullup

  • @MuayThaiViking

    Mmmmmm. Granted, they are a different species. But as far as life goes, they're pretty much the same as us. Again, "inhumanely strong" doesn't mean (I didn't mean) literally: "stronger than humans". -I don't have a better word for what I'm trying to say with that. ..We're just not SHOCKED by how strong they are (because it's not THAT strong).

    -There's probably about as much difference between us and a chimp, as an adult human male vs. an adult human female. (strength-wise).

  • @SubtleChaotic

    More then 10 times a grown man. Google it.

  • @probe26

    I did. Google "chimp strength" - the top results. The "5-8x" thing is bullshit. -Though they are significantly stronger.

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  • @MrDiem2

    Read the fucking article. Like I said "1280 pound" is BULLSHIT. It says it just below where it says "they pulled 1280 pounds" - somebody measured that once, and they've never been able to show it again.

    THAT ASIDE, your missing my point. I'm not saying human's aren't weak or that Chimps aren't pretty strong.

  • @probe26 r u talking about chimps? if so no they are 3-6 times stronger not 10

  • @MuayThaiViking - And, it's NOT a fact that they're "built totally different from humans". It would be more correct to say "they're 'built' EXACTLY the same as humans".

    I think it's unfair to call them monsters, while claiming that we aren't. The only thing that makes us significantly different from Chimps - in terms of displays of violence - is that we can communicate more effectively, and avoid such violence. If they could talk to each other, I have no doubt we'd see less violence.

  • @MuayThaiViking The best piece of evidence for that is probably just watching groups of humans who don't communicate effectively. I can't think of any inter-group examples (though presumably in our past there were many), but think of wars. Basically the reason we fight wars is miss-communication. -Sure, leaders are on a conquest mission. But the soldiers who actually fight, fight under the misconception that they enemy is something their not. Imagine if soldiers talked before shooting eachother.

  • @SubtleChaotic think you replied to the wrong guy? im just talking about why people see them as dangerious and inhumanely strong. its because they are

  • @SloeElvis

    lol thanks for vid. But i seen that one before.

    But i cant believe that you think from that vid, you think humans are stronger than chimps. That chimp wasnt even attackin its owner. It was attacking another man. The owner just calmed the chimp and it listened to him. Its like a lion trainer calming down the lion. It wasnt like the owner manhandled the chimp was it?

    If the chimp decided to go all out attack on owner then the owner is history.

  • @womblewandering I still doubt it. If they threw a chimp and a man in a ring, I think the man would win.

  • @SloeElvis

    You are aware that chimps have ripped off humans hands and feet yes? What makes you think a man would win? You think men can fight more savage than that?

  • @SloeElvis

    Sorry to go on and on.

    But i also find it very strange how there is this vid here where the chimp manhandles the man, have cases of chimps mauling humans in the past,........you then decide to base your opinion that humans can beat chimps by that ONE vid you showed where the owner simply calmed its chimp down, where it wasnt even manhandling the chimp. Weird.

  • @SloeElvis but i would fight back too. i wouldn't let a chimp punk me.

  • @SloeElvis

    Mate you should look into what chimps have done to humans in unarmed combat. Look up St. James Davis and Charla Nash.

    They are incredibly strong and have big ass teeth. Plus they are animals who don't care to rip your entire face off.

  • @newsense87 I don't know, man... If I've seen a guy get bitten by a shark and still punch the shark to death and pull himself and its carcass out of the water, I guess a chimp isn't much trouble. Sure, it's a one in a million chance, but only because shark attacks catch humans unprepared and out of guard and before we know it, our arm or leg is gone, but that guy was prepared. He was a surfer dude here in Brazil, I read about it about 5 years ago in a local magazine called Veja.

  • @SloeElvis

    Yeah fair enough man. I just remembered that one of my second cousins was attacked by a T-Rex back in the day but managed to get it in an armlock (their weak spot) and it tapped out. Also my friend was attacked by a shark here in a local bar in Manchester but he just kept his distance and used the jab until the shark realised that he wasn't in water and that he was in fact, suffocating. Then there was my neigbour who was eaten by a crocodile but was lucky enough...

  • @newsense87 Nothing of what you said makes sense.

  • @SloeElvis i agree

  • man I laughed my ass off when I saw this, white people are so goofy sometimes.

  • They should carry guns. I'd have no hesitation about killing a chimp!!!

  • Shoot the fucker

  • They go for the face and balls. Hey does anyone know why Humanity over came all Predators ? with fire and sharp objects. Spears and death traps. Brains over muscle. Thats what makes Us the top Predators.

  • I think I can take him.

  • So, they give fist punch aswell? I always wondered how do primates fight since the have no claws or fangs

  • @rolingpingu they can bite pretty bad as well

  • @rolingpingu They rip at each other and bite. Chimps have huge canine teeth (compared to us) and have a bite force the same as a large dog (around 500 lbs, average male human bite is around 170-220 lbs)

  • 0:52 was so wise XD

  • My points is, when faced with danger u must choose flight or fight and be prepared to deal with the consequences whatever ur choice may be. I rather fight and die than coward and die...

  • Judo in action.

  • A bigfoot would just walk around there and kill them with zero effort,, he would kick their ass off the freakin island and then take a dump on their bananas. =D

  • @everquestsux LMAOL!!!!!

  • Ninjas.

  • this is the americans planet !

  • Chimp Island. Well, it's a lot safer than Over-the-Rhine.

  • LOL

  • knock the fuck him out john!

  • he should have thrown more rights to the chimp when he was able to

  • The man said to one of the chimp "I fucked your mother"....Then the chimp attacked him..

  • Thats why I own a Pitt bull!

  • @SuperOldfart1 A pit would have put that stupid monkey in his place real quick! and so would have my 150lb mastiff...

  • @changrider great dogs, I fibbed alittle on my first post...i own an american bulldog, and yes mastiff or american bull...thatd be one hurt monkey!

  • @changrider - You sound really tough. Cool.

  • @BayviewFinchThanks! but we all pretty tough if we have too, it cames down to choice, fight or flight, either choice can be the right or wrong one depending on the situation, whatever ur choice be u must be prepared to live with it and even more important, to live with urself afterwords...

  • @changrider ..that pit would get fu**ed up dude...no doubt about it...and the whole group of chimps would attack it...I have seen a group of chimps Kill a lepard quickly...a chimp is quicker than a dog..and about 10 times stronger and WAYYYYYY more agressive

  • whats with the narrators voice. he sounds happy. sounds like a douche "hey we warned ya" da fuck is that suposed to mean? oh yeah thats what id like to hear after being attacked by a chimp. what a dick

  • Someone needs to add the benny hill music to this.

  • *Grunt, grunt, grrruuunnnt.

    Human translation - "hello how are you"

    Chimp translation - "yo mama is a fat bitch"

    see, he brought it on himself :)

  • He is a lucky one

    In Soviet Russia CHIMPS CAN SWIM

  • On a side note, if you ever get jumped at by a chimp, go for its balls - they're huge, can't miss them. If that option is not available because the chimp is already eating your face, try to sneak your fingers into whatever eyes/nostrils/other open soft spots you can reach and tear as much flesh from there as you possibly can. that's all you can really do against a chimp's gigantic brute force.

  • the water saved him cuz chimps can't swim

  • LOL pwned by chimp.

  • I want to see a chimp attack video where the victim ends up tazing the chimp until it goes into seizures before beating the fuck out of it and drowning it in a river.

    I have nothing against chimps, people just suck and need to prove a point that, as the dominant species, our birthright is to not give a fuck for the safety of an animal that attacks you, and to grow a pair and put the bitch down on the spot.

  • @aheurung Basic survival rule. We should not use our superiority to merely kill or hurt animals for pleasure, but when something goes wild on you the only thing to do is get wild too, it doesn't really matter if you kill your agressor in the process as long as you survive.

  • @TheFourthDefender

    Exactly

  • I think i would go back and shoot that little f**ker, trouble is they all look them same so i guess i would have to shoot them all. Cheers

  • was this aired just for fun..? i mean, it doesn't seem so funny for me..

  • crazy monkees on land mine island!

  • I'm going to start an underground chimp fighting league... who's In?

  • @Comingtoyaaahaaa,

    Count me in.

    Can we get hyenas involved also?  Chimp v Hyena? With beer and ticket sales in my back yard, we could make at least $65.00 apiece with no IRS involvement.

    Multiple that by 365....

  • Damn! fight back stupid human. I would've windmilled that mofo.

    It might have ripped my face off but I guarantee it wouldv'e

    went back to the tree with a black eye!

  • if they knew martial arts they couldve beat the chimps ass

  • @bodyb0arder you wish. on average a full grown chimp has the same strength as 4 full grown men.THEY WILL EAT YOU FACE DUDE! 

  • AWESOME XD

  • wow thats pretty effed up...scary!

  • that white guy is lucky the chimp didnt rip his face off

  • looked like a tank attack from l4d2 and a constrictor wrestle.

    now we get why they say DON'T FEED THE CHIMPS!!!

  • those chimps want blood!

  • 0:51 that was smart actually :I

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  • The other keeper doesn't seem in a hurry to help. Nice collegue to have, he just lets the other keeper getting beaten by the chimp.

  • lol damnnn, havent those guys ever heard of a gun? monkeys are cool and all.. but if they tried to pull that shit..

  • @CosmicKush420

    They don't carry guns around with them, they try to help chimps and give them a safe home, the last thing they want to do is kill them. And for fucks sake chimpanzees are no more monkey than we are. They, like us, are APES.

  • "Where's my money??!!"

  • amateurs

  • wdf why try and talk chimp to a chimp thats like a chimp trying to speak english , is this guy retarded

  • should of kicked him in the monkey balls

  • awww the chimp just wanted to play but if they feel fear they get fuckin serious

    boomcc1

  • @boomcc1 You would know! :P

  • @zedooncadhz and so do u hahahh

    boomcc1

  • @boomcc1 You don't need to type your name after you reply i can see its from you.

    Zedooncadhz

  • @zedooncadhz NAAAAHH, YOU DONT SAY LOL

    BOOMCC1,BOOMCC1,BOOMCC1.

  • @boomcc1 OK you make about as much sense as a tap dancing slug

  • Chimps are very protective.

  • That chimp was just playing with him, if it had wanted to it could have quite easily tore him limb from limb. The strongest, quickest guy who ever lived would not stand a chance.