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  • KILL HER WITH FIRE

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  • MELISSA HAVE TO GO

  • "Hold on just one minute, what has my ability to pitch have anything to do with the pitch?"

    Oh Melissa, deary me

  • Melissa is just Scary and clearly has a disfunctinal personality. She is so erratic and tries to push a product up the ass of a buyer who has no interest in selling that particular product.

    She would try to push and sell "Halal Pork" to her jewish community if she had her way.

  • This show would be so much more interesting if instead of getting fired the losing candidate was shot.

  • and what about "karmically"

  • is "professionality" a word?

  • @1:42 Her soul died a little bit inside...

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  • I wouldnt even employ Melissa for my company that doesnt even exist.

  • I love 11:33 when she refuses to shake hands, it reflects so well the sorry person she is.

  • That angry, young woman needs a major reality check.

  • melissa is stupid and annoying lol

  • She's changed her whole look since she was fired. I think she realised that if people recognised her then they'd remember what a whining, miserable cow she was. She now has brown hair and doesn't wear glasses, but she still has that whiny voice.

  • series 6 not great.

  • wtf professionality is actually a real word?! thats the second time melissa has said a word that sounds made up, i've gone to comment saying wtf she's stupid and both times the spellcheck has informed me that i am actually wrong...and so i must be more stupid than mel...*off to kill myself now*

  • @IamYourGodWorshipMe  I've heard her do it 4 or 5 times. She did it in one of the pitches ... comfortabilty ... or something like that.

  • melissa, i have to agree with karen...having read numerous youtube comments, the feedback i have seen is that you are very annoying. i think maybe its conclusive.

  • Melissa is a complete bitch in every conceivable way. She cant even take being fired, and she thinks she'll get retribution through the universe. She's egotistical, she's ignorant, she's childish, and lacks.... ummm... whats the word again? Professionality. Thats the one.

  • the african english girl seems so aggressive. i can learn from her that i shouldn't behave.

  • @artistsdontknowmoney

    "the african english girl"

    --

    -___-

    Let me guess, BNP?

  • Seriously?! ''People out to get you''? I mean she shouldn't think about whether it's ''fair'' or not, but the fact that it is proven she's a total mess up and embarrassment. She needs to imagine what would happen if she was working with someone like AS, it'll be such a shambles! Absolutely does not listen (from what i've seen in this process anyway).

  • 11:32 - How can he be stupid enough to think that that bitch will shake his hand?

  • 11:32 - How can he be stupid enough to think that that bitch will shake his hand?

  • 1147 save your skin and cum out my face?????

    worst candidate ever and most emotionally unstable

  • Huh, I thought there for a moment that female Gok Wan got away with it once again...

  • Melissa: 'I understand what you say, Sir...Lord...'. Has anyone else heard that? WTF?

  • melissa was probably the worst candidate ive ever seen on any apprentice in any country so far. Completely. Crazy.

  • Thank GOD she was fired

  • mellissa is a nutter

  • Melissa is typical tight-cast Jew, I dated one, always questioning and always talking. They think they are not being rude and bully-boy but they are. This is a joke as well as a serious point as well.

  • Melissa is such a bad loser! She didn't even shake Jamie and Stuart's hands when they left! She was definitely the right person 2 go!

  • I feel sorry for Melissa. Despite her aggressiveness she is likeable and she did maintain her dignity in the boardroom, she didn't try to flatter sir Sugar by promising him that she will make him richer as some others did. So she didn't turn out to be as good as she thought she was , but she did maintain her dignity and, most importantly, didn't stab anyone in the back; her performance did leave a lot to be desired but she at least played the game honorably, you must give her credit for that.

  • @Fantezism Not really, Melissa was ass kissing, shouting and doing nothing sales wise

  • @NintendoMan1987 Mmmm...I don't remember her flattering anyone. She was very contentious and performed lousily but she didn't start bullshitting that she would make Sugar richer if he hired her, nor did she back-stab anyone. She wasn't as good as she claimed she was, but she didn't try to ass-kiss her way out of the trouble she had got herself in.

  • @Fantezism She was a nightmare quite simply and so is the other young lad! @ 06:30 she claims that they are "ganging up on her" which sounds like something you would say in a school yard. @ 06:37 she says that she was never rude, when she has been rude throughoutthe series, also she says "proffesionality" @ 07:07 is where the ass kissing comes in, in a BIG way. @ 07:17 is the part you should watch when you say she doesn't make grand claims! @ 11:05 she calls them horrible, and @ 11:33...WTF!

  • @NintendoMan1987: Yeah, I know, she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed but she didn't ass kiss anyone in any way. So she said that the other two were "horrible people"..it's not like she told them to go f themselves or anything. Melissa's problem was that she didn't live up to her credentials, this show just wasn't her world but she at least had the decency not to lie to Sugar, unlike that 21-year old guy who was licking Sugar's ass like it was ice-cream.

  • Fuck Melissa. Immature, taking criticism as a personal attack instead of using it constructively. I can't imagine why she wasn't given the finger sooner.

  • Most people when they get fired on the show accept defeat gracefully, thank Alan sugar for tghe oppertunity and leave. Melissia huffs like a child, calls the two guys that theyre"horrible people" and storms out. What.

  • Save your skin and come out of my face? Can't she just tell them to fuck off like a normal person?

  • @dtnewtonesquire for all her faults, she's a little bit more poetic and imaginative than "normal people"

  • I am actually a little dissapointed that Melissa got fired so early on. She probably is very annoying to work with but she was the most entertaining person in this years series and could have delivered more TV comedy gold...

  • I actually liked mellissa. Her pitches were NOT terrible, i think everyone just fell in love with the idea that she was bad after she went on about how good she was. Stuart should defnitley be fired over Melissa, i mean just listent to that ridiculous speech about taking sir alan's "resources" and making millions of pounds. Sounds like a 7 year old playing dress up in daddy's clothes. Melissa pretty cool i think. Epecially the fact that she is wearing a pirate badge!

  • @doomed2obscurity You can't be serious. Stuart is a telecoms entrepreneur. Melissa wrote that she teaches her boss how to do business on her CV. What a load of balls that is. She can't manage, cant sell, cant communicate and shes pyscho. If she didnt get sacked I would have stopped watching the apprentice.

  • Laura is about to be cracking beautiful...but she is not. I don´t know what is it that fails, but there is something.

  • "Analisation"...  Why does Melissa only ever make up words?!!?

  • Right decision.....the bitch had to go..she was hopeless

  • well melissa. whatever you gonna say, you still cant give good pitch.you need to learn instead of talking bullshits

  • Ganging up on you??? People should know by now, that if you are called into the boardroom, its dog eat dog... So child like!

  • finally....mad mellisa is out! Good riddance to bad garbage...

  • melissa is a dyke

  • LOL what Jamie said about Melissa 'machine gun' and 'crazy firework' is so true. she's absolutely horrible!

  • did melissa say 'well done getting off on me, horrible people' ? wow, what an attitude

  • Why is Melissa so damned combative? She is TERRIBLE, they MUST get RID of her, she is TERRIBLE.

  • When I paused it at 5:00 i thought Melissa was Nick hahah

  • does anyone have a link to the You're Fired episode to go with this, because i would just love to see some comedians take the piss out of this obnoxious idiot!

  • haha i think i can say i basically dislike each and every one of these egotistical superficial idiots, but melissa by far is the most disgusting of them with the added attribute of actually being incredibly shit at what she does. well done :)

  • 'Karmically they will be retributed. The universe speaks louder than I do and that's as simple as that'.

    Pure poetry.

  • @newsense87 yup lol...people don't talk like that only melissa does!

  • if melissa can teach her boss to make money....i shud thinkin of becomin a billionaire in next 5 yrs on my own

  • stuart looks like the guy who was in 'my parents are aliens'

  • Also, Melissa's point in the taxi at the very end; "the universe speaks louder than I do". That's the type of pseudo-intelligent phrase that idiots like her use to try and sound smart but they just end up sound like the morons they are. All while wearing a hairstyle and look to make them appear nonconformist and individual, she's hideous by choice rather than by nature.

  • Melissa is the biggest child to ever grace this show. Even at the very end she has to throw in a snide, "well done for ganging up on me you horrible people" - showing pride in defeat as much as she shows beauty in her dress sense.

  • shes FUGLY..and not just her looks..her delusions of how good she is and her annoying voice

  • Melisa is such an annoying lesbián

  • melissa is a chav...

  • Melissa needs to learn to dress - after that she can grow up

  • Chris did very well and I guess he deserved to win. Jamie did very well too he only failed because of melissas flawed pitch and a wasted opportunity.

  • Stuart was quite smart for stabbing melissa in the boardroom.

  • "Karmically, they will be retributed"

    Karma has clearly vent its wrath on her vocabulary

  • Melissa acted like a child in the boardroom. She is pathetic.

  • oh i LOVE how melissa speaks it's hilariuos

  • stella AND mellisa didnt do SHI*, personally i think both of them should be fired

  • Ha ha- Melissa, manages to use a thousand words and say nothing at all- it is hilarious- what i always enjoy is that shocked expression when somebody critiques her- she would make a great politician!! I believe the labour party might have openings?!

  • Melissa==Obnoxious hipster bitch

  • and take that stupid stubby little tie....... and piss off!

  • I can see why Melissa was angry with the other two. But they weren't her biggest enemies. That honor goes to her good self. Her perception of her abilities is in direct contrast to reality. Glad that she's gone.

  • "Karma-cally they will be retributed"....wonderful! What a nutter! She served her purpose tho, I am guessing the reason she was on the show was that she would be the entertaining "villain".

  • 11:06 It was... it was SHAMEFUL!

  • errrr sir lord...

    lol

  • Melissa and Stuart, What a married couple they are !!!!

  • Melissa needed firing just for her haircut and glasses alone. yech.

  • "Well done, you ganged up on me... horrible people"

    Wow, that shows a lot of... what's the word... "professionality"

  • @SirPenguin75 Melissa had a very amusing mangling of the English language! That is the only thing I enjoyed of her participation!

  • melissa just shot whatever speck of dignity she had left out the window by refusing handshakes and by claiming the others ganged up on her, deal with it you stupid bitch

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  • Melissa with the super big ego but so insecure. Her mistake was she was always trying to prove how great she was in front of everyone in the team, rather than focusing on the sales task she was there to do. In other words, she was selling to the wrong people.

  • melissa u sore loser,truth hurts love

  • Milissa = bitch

  • Save your skins and come on my face! lol

  • you should thanks god they only gang up on you,if its me i will band up on you as well :D

  • Does anyone agree that if Apollo had lost, Chris would've been criticized for the same reason Jamie was (losing contact with the sub-team)?

  • @Razaak666 Yeah they have to say something that everyone did bad at just to make it more dramatic, so they might have said the same for Chris. There was no way that Jamie was going to go here.

  • @ArmourKingx I agree; I don't think Jamie was a bad project manager.

  • Melissa learns nothing ...loser

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  • analyzation and professionality and manueverment. what the hell is wrong with her english?

  • "What has MY ability to pitch got anything to do with the way the pitch went?"

    Umm... maybe because YOU WERE THE ONE PITCHING THE DAMN THING?

  • haha, lol at jamie:

    "So when I come into a team, if there is someone senior than me, by sure they can lean on me, they can ring me damn hard..."

  • Thank got that lesbian is gone, what a terrible attitude she has, she will go no where with one like that.

  • Professionality?!!

  • @pjaylett

    Lol. Well-spotted. I noticed Melissa has a real problem forming nouns out of verbs/adjectives.

    She also said "according to my analysation" and "there was no room for manoeuverment"

    Lolol

  • Melissa is pathetic. Who on earth employs this woman, she keep making up words! She has no class and I can not believe how badly she reacted when she was fired. She would do well selling bling to rappers -obviously she comes from some kind of ghetto- but she has no place in this kind of business environment.

    I hate the way black women are always accused of being aggressive...however when you put their accusers in different groups , you find THEY are the problem.

  • What did she expect than, that they would just say; "Melissa, you are great so i should be fired?

  • melissa's personality matches her face UGLY

  • Thanks again, Mellisa has left.

  • What a bag of dicks Mellisa was... glad that div is goooone!

  • Karmically? What a dick!

  • Karmically? What a dick!

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  • melissa was some dope

  • series 6 is sooo boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Finally someone else will be able to speak and LOL @ her comment when she walked out. Mind you she did add some spice to the house. Cheers for uploading it and looking forward to when you get the chance for the next.

  • do you have episode 5?

  • Melissa´s outfit always makes me think that her klingon army is about to burst in through the door.

  • you either take control of your ego or it takes control over you..surely she was defeated a long time ago by her own weaknesses

  • What a nutter!

  • what did she say at 11:21?

  • @marthafarquar She said "Well done. Ganging up on me. Horrible people."

    Erm, no sales no sales no sales!

  • @catseatkippers this was her chance to walk away with a victory and she made a total mess! no sales, she blatantly didnt pitch well. liz the gorgeous girl, pitched perfectly 10000 baby grows. shes such a cutie

  • wish Melissa'd made it to the fashion task next week lol

  • She sounds like some kind of madwoman at the end.. "Karmically, they will be retributed. The universe speaks louder than I do"

  • Wow.. Melissa was so rude to snatch her hand away when Jamie was about to shake it. And she kept yapping on being professional?

  • It's surprising to see Jamie stuttering when nervous.

  • Thank you so much for uploading this season! Could you please upload you're fired episodes also if it is not too much to ask? I would love to see this stupid girl on the you're fired episode. Thank you again.

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  • Hmmm . Interesting how Lord Dick Head cut Chris off as he was praising Joanna. His attack on her for being too aggressive in previous episodes, was way out of line and foolish. Karma has come back to bite Melissa in the ass because she was the true overly aggressive one. Laura also went nuts in this task and has shown some severe insecurity issues. Good for Chris,for speaking up on behalf of Joanna and highlighting the fact that amongst the women she was NEVER the main problem starter.

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  • @ANCIENTMYS You mean Jamie ...? 

  • Yes thanks again it is the highlight of my week...will you be doing any more of the your fired programme?

  • @Purecornwall I intend to. I have episodes 2,3,4 of you're fired but, I haven't found time to upload them as of yet.

  • thanks so much for uploading all of these episodes fernando! i wouldn't be able to watch the apprentice if it wasn't for you! thanks again!

  • YES melissa is gone!!

  • I hope paloma goes soon, so annoying

  • Yes Melissa, the universe will avenge your untimely departure...  -_-

  • Liz 10/11 fav, Stella 5-2, Chris 8-1, Paloma 12-1, Joanna 12-1, Military Chris 14-1, Jamie 16-1, Alex 25-1, Sandeesh 40-1....Baggs 1000-1

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  • @rcgoldsworthy what do these numbers mean

  • Manouvrement, professionality, ice cream twattery - FAIL

  • thx Fernando

  • Six series later and I'm still astounded by how big-headed people are...good riddance Melissa!

  • Thank you so much!

  • thxs for uploading this segment again

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