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  • "You're everything America should flush down the toilet!!" favorite dealing with a heckler ever!...

  • How can you appreciate this... !??!

  • @LittleMikeStarCraft Because he had balls and a pure heart. I'll appreciate that over lies and Diet Pepsi-shilling hacks.

  • Bill had a huge heart. He gets so worked up because he cares about the future of humanity and took it upon himself to help them to look at life in a slightly cynical but realistic way. He knew people were capable of change from greedy consumerism, violence and mediocrity they could be compassionate and unique and all they needed was a little deprogramming.

  • I'm wondering what happened to all these students who traded Bill's tapes on campuses?

  • @diman75 Good question! Please anyone?

  • The best.

  • We've screwed everything up, its almost to late to change, consumerism scares me bill, make it stop

  • Bill knew about chuck Norris back in the 80s

  • @iowntwocats you say that as if chuck norris was just discovered. in the 80's chuck was famous for movies and not dumbass hot topic t-shirt slogans.

  • @MrHurt012 As far as I'm concerned Norris meme is the only thing this man can be relatively proud of. Are you a big fan of Chuck's? he is a joke actor. only film he ever did that had any value was the one with Bruce Lee.

    and I was fucking joking. Chill out.

  • the monolith in 2001: ! haha great comedian commenting on great film

  • which interview is at the start?

  • 'im jack the rippa' omg bill you BAMF

  • well done England!

  • I can't watch it with all the profanities removed. What's so wrong with the word FUCK anyway?

  • Bills ideology and philosophy is more punk rock than me dude!

  • 100:1 dislikes, the 1 dislikes are probs some subhuman jock retard whos knowledge of physics derive from jiggling boobs

  • Wish I could have seen him. But I've heard all his material and I still feel like there isn't any comic that comes close to him., maybe Lewis Black a bit and David Cross as well.,

  • @karlmarxx999 I think Doug Stanhope is pretty awesome. His on-stage attitude is less of a revolutionary and more of someone hopelessly exposing any bullshit he sees, but he's still the closest living comedian I know of to Hicks.

  • the bit where he says to the heckler "go watch madonna!"was funny but the next bit where he says to her "I want you to go find youself a soul!" was moving, what a man

  • i love when he says don't fucking boo me you sheep

  • he makes the best satanic noises

  • I am Jack the Rippa  rofl

  • CIA killed Kennedy don't u ever eew me u fuckin sheep...baaaa...legend

  • I hate Janine. She really sucks. Figure that one out. 

  • ese puto era un buda un jesus era un iluminado

  • I would have loved to seen bill hicks live

    that would be a dream come true

  • Start using terminally ill stuntmen in pictures......................­..hear me out.

  • bill couldnt have lived in australia its shit

  • @afcvinnie.....@afcvinnie your right, he couldn't live in Australia, there wouldn't be anything for him to bitch about

  • His heckler issues aside, he was so far ahead of his time, it is truly astonishing.

  • @smujismuj I have to agree. I think he paved the way for the greats in comedy we see now.

  • WHAT THE HELL! How can you cut "I can yell at the comedian, 'cause I'm a drunk Cunt'???!!!

  • I like Bill Hicks. One of my favorite comics!!! He talked about American politics and culture. He got people to laugh and think for themselves. I think Chris Rock and Bill Maher learned from Bill Hicks. I do think Hicks would be huge on college campuses today. I know I would want him to come to Edison College here in Florida.

  • lmao- PUT EM IN THE MOVIES!

  • Bill would be the most important comedian in the world today if he were still alive

  • @donstuie More important that Chris Rock or Bill Maher? I mean you could argue they learned from Bill Hicks.

  • I love his satan noises

  • Does anybody know what interview the dialogue from the very beginning is taken from?

  • i was young whenever he died, but now that i see what he has done, i see his ideology should have been a religion, YOU FUCKING SHEEP! GET A FUCKING SOUL!

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  • There is so much material that I'd somehow missed in this video!

    Thanks a million for uploading this gem!

  • shit documentary. This cunt makes him out to be some democratic marxist liberal who only existed to make Bush, religion and anti-conservative jokes. He would have hated Janeane equally as fake and a 'TV' personality

  • @WinstonRoom101 thank you!

  • @WinstonRoom101 She must not have been that good a TV personality...Trio's been off the air for over a decade.

  • @WinstonRoom101 At 1:12 in this documentary Hicks cracks a Bush joke and then leans to the "left" and says "Yeah I'm over here" He self described his act as "Chomsky with dick jokes" not only that but democratic marxist liberal is a phrase which makes no sense and I see no way in which the video makes him out to be anything that his stand up doesn't do on its on. And don't be so egotistical and cocky to assume who Bill Hicks would hate. I think he would have been honored to have his story told.

  • some1 talking such truth an been adored by masses cant be allowed to live :(

  • 0:38 BILL BILL BILL!!!

  • 1:00 excatly the truth .. this man was killed by the Illuminati

    they live we sleep

  • if bill was around today he wouldnt have had a money problem like he did Everyone today agrees with him and if u dont in the word of bill hicks "SUCK SATAN"S COCK"

  • @quittercrashandburn That's why he isn't here. There are more aware people today than there have EVER been before. We are very fortunate that Bill's work is still around for us to view and enjoy, without censorship.

    Youtube not included, ofcourse. :|

  • Roflmao. Uncensored comedy? Why doe Bill keep saying things, but the audio cuts out? Conspiracy? I think not.

  • Man their are so many Hicks shows that we haven't seen yet!

  • Just replace Dick Clark with Simon Cowell. Joke updated.

  • @ordowski I often wonder what Bill would make of the X Factor/American Idol generation.

  • @luvanotafighta Heh yeah me too, but I think we both know how he would react to that bullshit karaoke competition. He'd go fucking nuts. It's a shame, there isn't anyone like him in today's comedy world, challenging the way people think. Frankie Boyle can be a little shocking at times, but not really in the same league. Charlie Brooker certainly does his part too, but he's not really a comedian.

  • really reall....really truth....really good....

  • you can say "shit" but not "fuck"??? What kind of twisted, retarded world do we live in?

  • this brian is a real cock sucker im gonna kill you bri bri u fucking piece of shiiiiit

  • i hate that people

    waste of talent

    Bill is one of the brilliants comedians ten ever exist in this fucking planet

    and a lot of people don`t understand him cause are fucking ignorants

    His body is fucking dead but

    His legacy and his spirit never gonna die

    i gonna remmenber Bill every time than i eat a mushroom

  • bill was a comedy gun slinger

  • 0:26  classic

  • 0:33 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • love you bill!!

  • gahh I love bill hicks. Best ever. Everything he talks about it so goddamn real.

  • im jack the rippa

  • 0:26

    omg he was so funny and so true at same time

  • thats funny cuz dick clarks old ass is still on the new year tv thing

  • @notrealy180217 Yea but these days Dick Clark is more machine then man.

  • @notrealy180217 I guess the incummmbent Anti-christ would be Seacrest then?? Or is it that boring Blob Oprah? ? ?

  • why the fuck do christians watch bill hicks???

  • @MidnightDC696969 ... to have something to bitch about

  • Bill was attacking the crypto Christians. Some i can appreciate.

  • Iw ish they would put beeps instead of muting it when he says fuck. Beeps actually make it sound funny too lol BUt everytime I hear it mute on swear words I think it's just cutting out or something.

  • I wish someone would club brian8793 to death. You're not the messiah you're a jizz mopping monkey rapist. FACT!!!

  • Well, wish in one hand, and SHIT in the other. See which one gets filled first:)

  • Pray in one hand and shit in the other, see which gets filled first! Ya fuck!

  • im jack the ripper LOL

  • Little brown kids were clubbed to death so that Pepsi could put a factory up?

    ok.........

  • Brian- shut up you cunt

  • You are what you eat

  • "Little brown kids were clubbed to death..."

    See Charles Clements' book Witness to War on US-sponsored terror in the region.John Negroponte, later chosen by George Bush II as US ambassador to the United Nations, was in charge of the embassy that coordinated the slaughter of civilians.

    The World Court ruled that the US had engaged in international terrorism by bombing Nicaraguan harbors, but the US ignored the ruling, in keeping with its general contempt for international law.

  • It happens sometimes. This Country isn't perfect, just the best.

    Hell yeah we sponsored those groups. Sometimes, you have to put your foot down and kill a few people in order to save many more.

    If you don't understand that concept, than I don't know what to tell ya......

  • Hi Brian,

    You are correct that the Nicaraguan officials were "forced to put their foot down and kill a few people in order to save many more."

    This principle is reflected in the 1982 decision by the World Court, which ruled against US-sponsored terror, while recognizing implicitly that the Sandanista government was defending its citizens from illegal attack by an invading force.

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  • Hey man, listen here. The United is the BEST. We are the STRANDARD to which every Nation should strive for.

    If you disagree with me, than your a SHEEP

  • Hi Brian,

    In what way do you believe the US is best?

    It is true that we are known throughout the world as the best invader of foreign nations and the best murderer of about one and one half million Iraqi civilians, and we are known as the wealthiest nation best able to deny health care to its citizens.

    But, I do not think this is what you mean when you claim the US is the "best."

  • YEAH, we are the best. I have the freedom to believe, not to believe, in whatever I want.

    Check out faggot rights in other Countries. THEY DONT HAVE ANY

    We LIBERATED IRAQ, you mental midget.

    GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

    Do you know how many people die every day in Africa? Do you realize the opression that happens everyday in CHINA?

    You should show a little appreciation for this amazing Nation we live in, instead of picking apart every little thing you find "offensive"

  • Hi Brian,

    Yes, you do have a right to believe as you choose. What I asked you to do was to provide the reasons for your belief. You have not provided any reasons, however, but have responded with capitalized platitudes.

    To correct you on one point:

    No one has liberated Iraq. The US, under Clinton, instituted an embargo that killed half a million children. It then invaded, in order to take oil from our former friend Saddam Hussein. Since then, about one million civilians have died.

  • BULLSHIT. Iraq was liberated. It's up to them to either except freedom, or succomb to an evil Islamic cult.

    When we got help from The French to kick English ass, we took advantage of it. If The Iraqi people can not SEIZE this opportunity they have been given, than it's their own fault.

    GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

  • Hi Brian,

    There is no evidence that Iraqis have been liberated from anything but their oil and their lives. Iraqi civilians have consistently told polling organizations they want the US to leave, but our Christian leaders insist on "liberating" them against their will and torturing them in secret prisons..

    You appear not to know that Saddam Hussein's policies were designed to counter Muslim extremists, in contrast to US allies such as Saudi Arabia, where the Bin Laden family flourished.

  • I disagree with you. Suddam stated many times that he wanted to bomb Israel, and even tried to build their own Nuclear facility against U.N. sanctions. Iraq broke many sanctions. Don't America for the problems in Iraq, blame The Government that was running it.

    As for the people wanting us to leave? Those of them who want us to leave are the people who had it better when Suddam was in power.

    During Iraq's first election, a higher percentage of their citizens voted than even our own Country

  • Hey Brian,

    Your comments aren't relevant to what was said, namely that Saddam Hussein's regime was a secular regime, not a Muslim one.

    You are also incorrect about the UN sanctions. The Atomic Energy Agency concluded that Iraq's relevant weapons supplies had been dismantled or destroyed. The US, in its typical contempt for international law, invaded Iraq, anyway.

    No nuclear weapons were found, as any sane person could have predicted.

    90 percent of Iraqis want us out, according to polls.

  • Were those M.S.N.B.C. polls by chance?LOL

    "Secular regime?" If you say so.

    Next your gonna say Iran is secular....

  • Hi Brian,

    You can look at evidence, or you can continue to fantasize if you wish. The fact is that Iraq was a secular regime.

    No, the polls I'm speaking of were not conducted by MSNBC as you seem to believe, but by internationally-respected polling agencies.

    The Iraqis, who are aware that US reconnassance helped Saddam carry out his greatest atrocities has never had any interest in establishing democracy there, so have never wanted the US to invade or occupy.

  • Well, if they don't know they want democracy, than they should learn. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

    Like I said, it's not gonna happen over night. I'm confident that if the situation ever gets to the point where The Church is allowed in, they can really be free:)

    I respect your choice to have your opinion, but my opinion is that Bush did a very good job stepping up to the situation.

    Problems don't go away by talkin about em.

    VIVA BUSH:)

  • Hey Brian,

    Your comments are both irrelevant and contrary to facts and basic human decency.

    No nation has a right to impose a government upon another, so the US has no right to impose tyranny upon the Iraqis. You apparently do not know that there was during the Clinton Administration an Iraqi movement for democracy. The US refused to meet with its representatives.

    There is zero evidence that the US wanted or wants democracy in Iraq, so your opinions are not based on facts, but on fantasy.

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  • Brian,

    Up to this point, you attempt changing the subject each time you are shown to be wrong.

    Once again, you're changing the subject, but I will address your response. You appear not to know that the US did not invade to prevent deaths. We supported Saddam throughout his bloodiest atrocities, and George Bush Sr. increased subsidies to Iraq after Hussein gassed the Kurds.

    So, Bush didn't save lives, but killed a million, people, thousands of them US soldiers. These are the facts.

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  • Brian,

    It would not surprise Bill HIcks that you, as a Christian are happy that hundreds of thousands of children have been killed through the policies of a President who claimed Jesus as his favorite philosopher.

    Bill would also see your sadistic happiness at the pain of others as typical of many American Christians.

    Those who have actually read the Bible will recognize how Jesus' description of the hypocrite applies very well to George Bush II and his Christian-inspired war crimes..

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  • Hey Brian,

    Regarding the subject of Christians v atheists and agnostics:Christians killed 29 million Christians during WWI. Meanwhile agnostic Bertrand Russell was sent to prison for protesting this destruction of life.

    Now, you said you were happy about the invasion of Iraq. The invasion has produced a government largely controlled by the US, a constitution that guarantees Iraqi oil to US-based oil companies and

    the deaths of one million civilians. What aspect of this are you happy about?

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  • Hi Brian,

    On Sunday Nov. 15, your stated your view of democracy as follows: "FUCK democracy"

    Now, a couple days later, you are suddenly in favor of democracy.

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  • So go and fix every 3rd world country with a tinpot government. Come on step up America. BTW, its spelled "Saddam " not "Suddam", just like America is not spelled "Murka".

  • Look at how hard life was for Americans in 1776. Many sacrifices were made, and this Country broke the shackles of English rule.

    Step one is knowing that The Bible is the truth. Obviously a persons world view is shaped by what they know to be true.........

  • one other thing, at the END of this (part) of the video, theres a tune playing as hicks sits in the car (i think) while lighting a cigarette.. can anyone tell me the name? please!!

    thanks.

  • bill hicks altered AT LEAST one generation, well a percentage of it -

    like they said in this doc. ; he was popular with the uni students. i know so many people (around 35-45) mainly my mates dads or mums who used to go see hicks when they were at uni, as a result their children became interested by finding that old tape in the study, and im sure the same will happen with my kids. anyone get what im saying here?

    peace.

  • i hate that they censor "fuck". its annoying

  • ditto

  • @konstantinosmei So do I. You have to give Canada, UK, and Australia credit for having taste and a mind of their own when Bill Hicks took his act there. I always found him funny and insightful. Are you a fan?

  • @RealTime88 Am I a fan? I love the guy.

  • @konstantinosmei I wish I could have seen him perform live in person. He is trully an amazing comic and philospher as The Nation put it. I would have read his columns for that magazine. I like comics that take on politics and culture and talk about why it is so silly and why it can be stupid.

  • its a shame how ppl are so asleep and zombie like and brainwashed that when the truth is right in front of them they think its bullshit, and the bullshit they are fed is the truth. its a mind fuck for ppl who see the truth

  • ahaha "put em' in the movies" oh man what a great man

  • think his head would have exploded from rage had he have known there was a 2nd bush coming our way

  • I'm sure you're right about that.

  • best fucking comic ever

  • hes speaking the damn truth!! if people can't handle it thats not his problem

  • wake up! hicks = truth

  • Did you ever watch a movie called "zeitgeist"? You should, it's a documentary about what you said, about how blind all of us are... check it out if you want ;)

  • Janeane Garofalo looks strange

  • why the fuck did they censor this doco!!! talk about falling on deaf ears! Garofalo presenting it too!..still interesting tho but you can read that all in his book(s), maybe TOOL could re-make this into a musical doco similar to Rant in E minor and let his message take flight once again...Peace all!

  • A comic god

  • The government gives people cancer.

  • @Daveborg94 , I think the same.

  • @Daveborg94 no, years of drinking hard liquor and smoking gave bill hicks cancer. period. the gov't lies to us saying there is no cure for it.

  • i miss everything about him

  • i love this guy

  • Who dies that young of pancreatic cancer? Question everything.

  • pretty soon, everyone

  • my brother died from cancer in his foot at age 30

  • Why the fuck does this bitch keep labeling him?

    He was a man that wanted to share his opinion on life.

    That's it.

    There you go documentary done.

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  • 7:30,that was deep.thats what i think all the time.

  • This establishment comedian of little regard, shares almost nothing in common with Bill Hicks.

  • Yeah well you still can't drop f bombs.. doesn't lose its meaning your right.

  • I love the way this show is falling under the 'uncensored comedy' banner, yet the TV show guys have censored all the swearing out!!!!

  • I don't think it's the same thing. It's pointless to do so I agree, but at least none of the appeal or message is lost with the missing "fucks."

  • At least they didnt censor it too much, its not like you dont know what he is saying. And its a little more friendly for the kids, lol.

  • It's not the TV channel, but your government. Martial law

  • Hmm. I am really enjoying the clips, but something leads me to believe that Bill Hicks would have mocked the shit out of this documentary and its grandiose melodramatic descriptions of his plight and prophecies. The shitty forced monologue really doesn't do him any justice.

  • haha i agree.

  • "I've got hours of dick jokes"

    Fuck, the saddest thing is this guy would just have so much to work with if he were here today.

  • man ive been getting really into george carlin n bill hicks n all these great comics over the last couple years n im seriously considering following in their footsteps. not like theres neone good out there right now. nobody accessable neways

  • doug stanhope, joe rogan I listen to them guys. Same sorta style funny as hell too

  • he's as comfortable as Bing Crosby staying home to have someone put his slippers on for him, while pausing to light a massive spliff and rock his grandaughter, one Rosemary's baby, to sleep that night.....while watching the Omen out of the corner of somebody elses glass eye............IF YOU FALL FOR THIS SHIT, YOU MUST BE AMERICAN!!!!!!!.....(sorry, if there was an upper upper case, I'd have done AMERICAN in that

  • Hicks never flew one fuckin' vehicle into one fuckin' edifice of note!......had he, I would have deigned to reserve judgement on the dood.........

  • forever!

  • Bill Hicks' words have enlightened me. Thanks, man!

  • It really is true though, it was hard to find his work uncensored.

  • Ask yourself one question, who'd want to risk it, would you? Would I, maybe, but then why so unselfish in a world like this? Not critisism, just facts.

  • where is our voice of truth today?

  • stanhope? lol idk

  • possable lewis black? idk you kinda just got to wait for these ppl to reincarnate lol

  • Alex Jones. He screams a lot though (mostly at callers ignorant or not)

    If you're lookin for truth in stand up i'd say the only one alive now, well maybe 2 are Doug Stanhope and Lewis Black. Doug is fuckin great and even better once he gets drunk.

    I used to like Lewis a lot more but to me it seems he sold out or at least a little bit. I'd love to really know what he thinks about everything though, very wise man IMO

  • Do you know a lot about stand up comedy?

  • I dunno about know a lot about but I listen to it all the time. Bill Hicks lately, Stanhope is great, Lewis Blacks older stuff, Katt Williams is good, George Carlin of course. Anybody who brings original thoughts to the table I'm there...

  • Katt Williams? Really?

  • Wtf, why didn't they show his "Drunk Cunt" argument =/ Fucking hell like, that's just comedy genius.

  • We need Bill now more then ever..

    Imagine what he would be saying about 2008 if he were alive today.

    RIP.

  • He'd have killed himself long ago. Another bush in the fucking white house, 9/11, he'd have been the first to go :(

  • the CIA would've sent him an email saying "Hey Bill! Been to the WTC lately? check it out on Sept. 11th, here are some free plane tickets!"