HOW TO LIVE LIKE A TROLL

[lolipop2715]

oh Cassi, you never fail to make a smile to my face:)

[MyGoofyy]

hey would you please review Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini? thanks! -your biggest fan

[ryanman919]

hey you... girl. due to the fact that your videos have effectively distracted me for the past hour, i propose you write my communications essay for the next hour. afterall it is indirectly your fault? (fingers crossed). i simply cannot write the essay because i am suffering from hungovergitus and prettygirllookatness.

P.S - how long did it take you to write 'troll' on your own forehead and did it wash off before a public appearance?

[rSoloRider]

YES. OMG, YES!

[AurasBookBox]

i love this

[vinluman17]

how does one get rid of a troll, it just won't shut up. it appears to be using the 2nd method.

[CassJayTuck]

@vinluman17 Then it's POINTLESS STORY TIME!

Comment back with a pointless story every time.

For instance:

"Oh, yeah? Well I don't like mangos. I like apples though. And I eat them sometimes."

If they keep going, hit 'em with this:

"That's interesting, have you ever told a squirrel joke?"

And then:

"Hey, who run the world? SQUIRRELS. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!"

So on and so forth.

[vinluman17]

@CassJayTuck lol, thank you :). i'll give it a try next time and see how it goes. love your videos bye the way. you rock.

[AnHourglassProd]

do you have a tumblr...

i'll troll on it...

TELL ME YOUR USERNAME!!!

[mishoa1]

have you ever found yourself in that weird part of youtube and you have no idea how you got there well this isn't one of those videos were all here for one reason we all LOVE CASSIDY<3

[natalieandkit]

lolz tis vid suks!!!! ME FELZ LYK UR NOT gOeD (Just kidding, I love your videos!)

[freak78121]

@natalieandkit I've spotted a troll! LOL! JK!



[littlebakie]

Hahaha this is so funny !

[hellonpluto]

this video is false and homosexual

[H00dR1ch666]

I think you misunderstand some concepts of trolling, but you get some. There's different types of trolling, and you've classified them all into one. Sometimes, people troll people with the idea that they're indirectly helping people see their hypocrisy or idiocy (like chris chan) and encourage them to change their....questionable behavior.

There's also such a thing called "sharing your differing opinion" people mistake this for trolling.

[CassJayTuck]

@H00dR1ch666 "Sharing your differing opinion" is sharing your differing opinion. That's clearly not what I'm talking about.

I have yet to meet a single person who says, "Oh, I wasn't arguing with you! I was just trolling."

"Trolling" is a negative connotation.

[H00dR1ch666]

@CassJayTuck That not what i'm talking about. As someone who writes, i've seen people on sites who harshly criticize writings, and although it IS a little rude, it's helpful feedback. People say it's trolling, when it's not. Rude, but if taken in a calm way, constructive. Some people just aren't as nice when telling people what's wrong due to many factors. This is also seen in the art world. A student can't take a teacher's harsh criticism as trolling...same applies to youtube I suppose.

[CassJayTuck]

@H00dR1ch666 Okay, yeah. But...I'm sorry, have you actually watched my video? This is a serious, non-sarcastic question, because I'm CLEARLY not talking about constructive criticism.

[H00dR1ch666]

@CassJayTuck When people are trolling and being "smarty pants trolling" that's what they're usually doing. they're getting the opinion across in a rude way, aka criticism. make sense now? I watched the video, and I'm just saying what trolling is and bringing up a point.

[CassJayTuck]

@H00dR1ch666 Okay. Let's set the record straight. This video is about TROLLS. I am not talking about the good guys, here. I'm talking about the bad guys. I'm not talking about intelligent people providing constructive criticism. I am talking about TROLLS. When I say "smarty-pants" I'm talking about TROLLS who are NOT providing constructive criticism, but are just trying to make others feel stupid.

Okay? TROLLS. Not nice intelligent people. TROLLS.

[TheBuffylol]

thanks for making this. As a troll, I find this funny, not offensive

[TheBuffylol]

@EmNicNav stoopd gurl go stik ur head in a toilit!!!!!!!! u r so ofensive to da trollz comunty!!!! watch glee stoopd gurl end thin dance on da toilit!!

[asecretsparrow]

BAHAHAHAHA THIS LIKE MAKES MY LIFE<3(;

[KingdomSeeker2012]

Never say or even think you are fat or ugly, God created you and as his creation you are beautiful and loved by Him because He is our loving Father who wants only our love in return, so please Him by saying good things about yourself and believing them, you can! And then sit back and enjoy being loved by your heavenly Father.

[twilight4ever1417]

Heyy, you should totally read Raised by Wolves by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

it's awesome!!!

[serenamusic21]

OHMYGAWD. The cover of the new Kane Chronicles book is out! When the chapter preview comes out are you gonna talk about it?

[xblackstar1991]

xD thx for the tutorial^^ keep up the "horrible" awesome videos^^ love them

[CassJayTuck]

@WangoReads Nope.

[narutospearman]

I fucking hate all your book reviews and all the books you review about. Studies show that actually 60% of individuals who read teenage-fan fiction are suicidal and mentally unstable. I bet you are.... Jk

I was going for the "Smarty pants Troll"

I love all your book reviews XD!!!!

[CassJayTuck]

@narutospearman Holy crap, guy. I was like...Uh, this is intense.

YOU GOT ME!

[narutospearman]

@CassJayTuck XD, <3

[ChrisLFC4LIFE]

I've just came across your channel. I was searching for videos for 'The Power of Six' and came across your review and thought it was really entertaining so I subbed. I don't know if you read all your comments but in case you do, have you read the Gone series by Michael Grant? Currently 4 out and the 5th comes out this April. They are kind of like Pittacus Lore books and I have to say it, they are the best series I've read since Harry Potter.

[kylelowe]

My version of trolling involves going to jazz or classical music videos and leaving a comment that a rapper (lil wayne, drake, etc.) should have a go at a verse/solo.

[loveheartamuto]

Nice one :P

[MehTheFreakazoid]

You're hilarious! Your videos never fail to make me laugh, Cassidy!

[TheSecretDesert]

What do you think about the city of lost souls cover? I personally think it is WAY to... you know. Kind of corny. Is this the right word? I don't know... I am just not soooo happy about it.

[Nala059]

Well done Cassidy. You cover all the points of why trolling is stupid and useless. The only question left is, why don't people see that?!

[marvin8479]

U dum an no noting. Dis da reson wurld sukk cuz u. Haha. I'm kidding. That's kind of fun, but I think I'll pursue another occupation. :)

[bookmovieguy]

Haha! I love you for making this video! Stupid, idiot, stupid trolls... wait was I just being a troll against trolls? lol! xD

I subbed! :)

[OceanLover428]

oh my god i love this video. you always make me laugh :) i so want to read the book you are working on, project D right? it sounds sop good, everytime i read and exert i just want to read the whole thing. thanks a bunch for everything. love ya's :D

[Bookgasmic]

Most entertaining video I've seen in a LONG time. You rock!

[ilovedancing110]

oh my gosh this is so funny! You are hillarious!

[dreamcaughter14]

Hahahahaaha xD

You deserve more views and likes xD

[emlu96]

baha thanks, you're too funny

[DameonDiezHard]

Watha dis make me hadda shit

[TheBookTuber]

That's so true!

[Pummaelfee]

oh good I laughed so hard :D

[timeheals0097]

This is definatley one of the resons why i adore Cassidy. :]

[ekogrand]

u ulwaz beh troullin u behta wartch yosulf.....

[340karatekid]

I now want to be a troller for life just because of u Cassidy :) 

[islalader]

You are the best you totally make my day

[thenextbroadwaystar1]

Hahahahahaahhahahahahah! This was hilarious!! XD

[OrchidLoutus2]

No, Troll, I don't want you'r glamorous life, because with the lights off so much, I see no glamour. Only a lot of darkness... Haha, Cass, you make me laugh so much!!

[shelbymae16]

you are so funny i love all your videos! you should really read The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness..... it is a trilogy and so good. happy reading!

[OMIGODSPJO]

Or in my case, the username is always .YouAllShuldDie. or .DCSlammer.

You know.

Something unoriginal that everyone sees all the time.

Then they make a hate blog and say absoultely nothing about the person the post is about, except for the obviousn "fatty" "disgusting words" "more disgusting words" "Go choke on a spoon".

Then, delete the blog once someone(usually me) threatens to call the police for sending threats anyomously over the internet, because you are a coward.

Oh, the faboo life.

[HaleJayRo]

Thank you. Now I know what I want to be when I grow up. Heck, I should start right now! i h8 u u suk butt dis vid izzz dum (:

[hermitcrabification]

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Cassidy, you are so right about trolls. You never fail to bring a smile to my face, thanks!

[rottenoysters]

oh god. you're a genius :D

[ToriInTruth]

Cassidy, you are an awesome person and your videos make my days. :P Now I shall be a troll. Ahem.

Dis vid es so ztupiddddd an cazzidy shuld dyyyyyyyy! She iznt luved by amybudy an shuld DYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fail at trolling.... Lol

[Jooonix]

You are my herO

[mongoose8316]

Hmm...OK, I'll give it a try!

*ahem*

dude diz vdeo sux u got no life just get a nomal ammont of sleep!!!

(Gah! That's hard for me! I'm not used to being mean or spelling like a 4-year-old! Sorry for being mean, I don't mean it. :p)

[mongoose8316]

I can't stop laughing!

The Twilight thing was genius because what you said is TRUE!

[nomercey999]

All these people below are trying to be trolls. They r epic fails and shuld kill they selfz. Nobdy will evr luv dem.

[QueenofKzar]

*being a fake troll*

[QueenofKzar]

I hope that you know that was fake, right?

You're chill, Cassidy.

[CassJayTuck]

@QueenofKzar Ha, yes, I know. No worries.

[crazybookgirl1]

@CassJayTuck please watch my videos

[QueenofKzar]

This video is stupid, because trolls are in fact not like this. Your giving out fake information and its not true therefor punishable by law.

[HaleJayRo]

@QueenofKzar YAY! A TROLL! LET'S CALL YOU LILY! LILY THE TROLL! THE SISTER OF DAISY THE TROLL!

[AlendaxInChains]

So that's why, ladies and gentlemen, CassJayTuck is my favorite person. Ever.

[JayEee08]

Hahahahaha, so true! And I know what I'm talking about, being a passionate troller and all. ;)

[megsy827]

I doubt anyone would try to troll on this video... they probably feel threatened now that you've uncovered their ways:)

[GlamourousHannaLife]

LOLOLOLOLOL, She's so cool. :D

[fuzluv95]

Your impression of a troll, may I just say, is spot on!

[missemify]

Oh Cassidy, what a card.

[thundercat4427]

hehehehe that is like funny cassidy u r like awesome

[TEAMFANGALLTHEWAY]

This is so funny!!!

[ReadingRhinoPress]

Hahaha!! So true! :)

[xbookconsumerx]

Cassidy, your amazing

[velmax1]

HAHA awesome videp

[AGrocks532]

Okay, Cassidy I must say you totally rock!!!

[lostintheorchard]

LOL Cassidy, I love you. This made my week! :D

[duchovney66]

great video! Way to start out the New Year ;-)

[lovestory1112]

lol! you are awesome, Cassidy .

[Creeepycarl13]

lmao

[bluedotonwaterbottle]

Great!

[SuperDaisy9999]

hahaha you're amazing!!!

[ninjediMel]

Best ever.

[Granjerthebookworm]

This is ingenious :)

[pythygorus]

Very clever idea i love this video!

[HuntressPheobe]

Love it! Thanks SOOOO Much!

[lilang4]

This was put up on my birthday. And it made my day!! Thanks!!! :)

[vanityrox81]

You are officially my idol :D I laughed so hard! Keep being awesome!

[1ctfxcfan]

best video everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[ilovedancing110]

ha ha! That was so hillarious!

[4TheLoveofLauren]

If I say i hate trolls would that be trolling on this video lol aaaah the confusion

[SarahSeddig]

LETS START TROLLING GUYS!

[dcpoxy07]

You are absolutely awesome!! This was so clever and hilarious.

[SableCaught]

Yeah, my Twilight video, some of the people commenting on it I was like 'but... did you watch my video. Didn't I just say I didn't mean what you accused me of meaning?' :O

[hubbabubbas2]

No wy cas dis b jst lik my bro. he b on da compooter al da tim! I don no y he dos al I no is I cant gt em of! Just kidding! But he is on the computer all the time or on the Xbox.

[oxmeganlox]

Amen.

[vinluman17]

Oh my god, my sides hurt XD!! I hate trolls so much, but this was just too funny.

[SweetBookReviews]

That was very insightful, I thank you :) ... lovin' the pjs.

[edenstar196]

this is awesome

[xxxdancergirlxxx]

This made my day! ahaha! You are hilarious! (:

[awesomeshowcreator1]

ur just awesome :D

[whnbstihwsoft]

This is amazing! :D

[gothoftheweyr]

And book to movie adaption sites?!

[gothoftheweyr]

Can't stop laughing!!!!

And hey hey hey, new CJT channel picture ^^ thingamjig. Yeah. :D

[WaymerBailslisk]

Just look at the 'like' bar. Not a dislike in site. The trolls have just realized what they're doing and want to make it up to you by not disliking the video.

[A11Smi1es]

THis is too awesome XD

[MsChaChaCharlotte]

How are you so amazing??? I just...It's not fair

[mweapon111]

How did you make this video using your moms porn camerica. THUMBS DOWN. How can you like twilight you retard (sorry i can go on anymore i love twilight) Am i doing a good job at trolling? :p

[emalyce89]

Oh my GOSH! This is amazing! =D so funny! I hope every hater & troll out there sees this!

[MissBookWorm838]

Troll: 0

Cassiddy: 9001 (Over 9000? eh? EH? no thats old....)

[sushiboyjunya]

Thank you(^-^) I was always interested in the daily life exercise of trolls!

[JelenaBelieber]

hahahaha, this made me laugh so much! ^.^

[YoureWhyISmile]

How random

[IveBenCrazy]

Seems like a really stressful life to me... I don't think I could handle it...

[TheTwins90]

you're amazing! ;D

love this video!!! <33

[ANinjaDinosaur]

You are a genius.

That is all.