RANT: FACEBOOK SUCKS (part 1)

[JCREDFANG]

love the guy in the background he really sets the mood!

[jojo1967]

Lol Evan's face at 2:38 is hilarious

[VaxKuAra]

Who honestly fucks a flying FUCK about your videos? lol

[suzyjonas]

Lol... everybody has Facebook now...

"Do you have Facebook"... "no" o.o

I'm like the only person, that does not have facebook... in most of my classes...

[dabiggone22]

im smoking a blunt while watching this...

# BAKED

lol i love your guys channel

[HuckleB680]

I used to use fb a lot and had over 600 friends, but I deleted everyone who I never talk to or dont know well. I now have 62 and Im completely satisfied. And I use that website much less. I go on it once a week at most

[greekcypriot004]

0:54 on the left - From now on, this is the new international sign for "who gives a fuck?" ...

[anundeadKYLE11]

this is hilarious haha

[TheCaptainMarz]

ahh marry me!!!!!!!

[meepenator3]

only reason I'm always"On" chat is because I leave my comp on all day. But I never use it. O_o

[BSabres87]

So people on Facebook have no lives but someone who takes the time to make this video, and a fan page ironically ON Facebook does? Riiiight

[dtwiiguru6]

thumbs up if you shared this on facebook

[BF3xXx]

lolollo

[fishhand360]

I think Myspace sucks

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

did the guy on the right have really bad acne at one point?

[SweetStuff51]

my name is samantha....

[Mybrander]

@SweetStuff51 cool story, sis

[kojakbangbang7]

its called FACE FUCKED- where your life is examined FROM HEAD TO toe

[edenabernethyagain]

MARRY ME i mean........ marry me

[Theaysevenex]

Some other less then 5 word status' i see are, " Bored text me" "FML" "OMG HATE MY PARENTS" "I Got Pokemon Cards :D" its like honestly who gives to shits if you got pokemon cards...

[intheear]

The dankest shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[saintsFlow]

but you have facebook...just lost all respect

[hanon123456789]

@saintsFlow His facebook is more a fanpage, he even explains why he has a facebook in the beginning of the video.

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

the guy on the left looks like a hot jewish italian guy i know - acts in gay porn flicks...

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

proud to say i deleted mine in 2008. it's merely a tool for future governments to seek out subversives and kill them until the world only consists of libtards and gay people.

[aquarius6374]

screw fakebook. join fuckbook instead ;-)

[Robbyngirl]

My Penis is Hard.... 2:36 XDD

[PEYTONNLY]

SO AGREE!!!

PS: But I confess, I'd like to be at Hogwarts School (sic)

Rock&Love. Peytonnly.

[AnimeGirl375]

"To those people who think that they're funny when they say 'Studied at: Hogwarts School'-

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY"

LOL. I'm one of those people (huge HP nerd tho)

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

@AnimeGirl375 do you like anal?

[AnimeGirl375]

@VengeanceIsMineBitch But of course, Mr. Troll.

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

@AnimeGirl375 bukkake?

[AnimeGirl375]

@VengeanceIsMineBitch Have I done something to you?

[VengeanceIsMineBitch]

@AnimeGirl375 no, you're meant say: yes, of course and then i say: oral?

[MADMOOSE26]

omg his face! XD 1:25

[SuperRedNova]

4:47 omg lmfao

[EmanTactical99]

Haha my names evan ! :D

[TheTalmon18]

Perfection.

[petrucci619]

i have a couple of me blowing smoke hahaha but im not a chronic pic uploader

[raichu2514]

my right ear loved this video dearly

[123donniey]

Gay. Wish I wouldn't have wasted 20 seconds of my life watching the beginning of this dumbass video..

[DrSkullCrusher]

My favoruite video.....

[HalfEatenDimSim]

suck my fucken arse

[Judokid80]

gondon



[blah31063]

Marry me. 

[vdfgsrthsrt]

how did facebook get big all they did is copy myspace all they did is change the name and alter it a little how do you get rich from copying someone lol i dont get it ..

[AssDroidz]

@vdfgsrthsrt look up pop music... it works...

[PianoManRy]

2:40 HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

[PianoManRy]

HhHhahahahhahaahah SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

You guys ROCK!!!

thanks

[malcolmisk00l]

Woke up 9AM, BAKED!

[RainfulPhenix]

My Facebook gets deleted in 3 days,

Hooray!

[Crimson7588]

@RainfulPhenix Why 3 days deleted mine today never felt better!

[RainfulPhenix]

@Crimson7588

Takes 2 weeks until it gets permanently deleted :)

[XTankSumX]

YOUR VIDEO SUCKS (part forever)

[6NK6]

So True FUCK I HATE THOSE FACEBOOK FREAKS !

[anEAGLEinAdesert]

god...... i feel really bad now cuz i get on facebook for like 5-10min 2-3 times a day :'(

[Maddrazescooters2]

"Are you stalking me? ARE YOU STALKING ME? you fucking posted it on facebook" i lol'd at that

[ZombieLyrics]

LMFAO!

[TechnoZealot]

SPOILER ALERT 1 piece of white trash and a GUIDO RAGING and getting some solid boners *listen to their voices*

[Caublasian1]

Thats mostly females that stay on fbook.

Im on only to check my messages and shit and im off lol

[GlobalGamingSociety]

hahaha i love evans faces

[netilaseri]

Like Peanut says: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY YOU AREEEEEEEEEE GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[BadReligi0nFan69]

like FLM..!

[kankakaratestyle]

my god. now i know i have a life.

[badassbroz]

SMOKED THE DANKEST SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIT

[XxSpartanGirlxX]

blunt

[superkellerman8D]

TAKE DAT SHIT TO TWITTER

[j3w3lz21]

finally someone who shares my opinion!!!actually it's not facebook that sucks,it's their retarded users sitting all day and "sharing" and posting stupid pictures .Worst:wherever i surf on the internet , i got to see the FB logo and it's really ruining my day.

[Peroxide014]

nice watch

[lalalaxoxo18]

I just deactivated my facebook the other week ! it's gotten so boring and pointless !

[js00981213]

Rant on Hackers.

[haters123]

You didn't put up "SMH"

[LPFAN1777]

I go on facebook to organise things because I dont have a phone. Is that fair?

[Blott99]

hahahahaha



[Sinner3688]

At the end,I don't think people put fictional places/schools/people on their profile because they're trying to be funny; I think they do it because they love whatever it's based after (i.e: Harry Potter fans put Hogwarts as their high school.)

[Patty2579]

ouch threw your iphone

[js00981213]

@Patty2579 he probably threw it on a bunch of cushions or his bed, or maybe he has a soft carpet.

[nscwevideos59]

Next time Rant on YouTube!

[KevxMeister]

smoke the dankest sssssssssssssssssssssssshit!

[HelloCrazy1234]

that awkward moment when you have facebook on the other tab...

[4evil2me]

@HelloCrazy1234 It's NOT AWKWARD! It's just retarded. There is a difference!

[jmangalessons]

@HelloCrazy1234 "in" not "on" you moron. you can't have facebook ON a tab. You have in IN a tab..

[HelloCrazy1234]

@jmangalessons damn get of my dickk,

[kronos1546]

Facebook Duck Hunting.

1. find pictures of duck faces

2. Comment with "BANG"

[MrWiNkYtv]

@kronos1546 hahaha!

[gunzalez507]

i watch these videos with my baby and we love them. keep up the good work.

[drdoggydogify]

The funniest YouTuber ever. Period.

[WWERocksfool]

LOL! 5:30-5:41 Edmond's facial expressions are hella funny!

[VerWIN113]

That guy behind him scared me a bit at 0:09.

[xCzechify]

got the munchies bro?

[groterfy]

Facebook doesn't suck , the users sucks..

[kj293]

@groterfy what makes you say that its users suck?

[groterfy]

@kj293 facebook was a great idea for communicate with family and friends all over the world, but then when 14 year olds started to join the site and make shit like '' like my status if im pretty '' and all that shit ...

[maxzor1]

is it just me or rob has a big forehead?

[ransyleonsears]

you forgot the "awkward moment" status's. those are fucking annoying.



[ransyleonsears]

man im so tired i was out llate last night lol

[OutwayKnoll1080]

LOL in the description is a FaceBook link in the description

[TypicalIslanderIvan]

Attention Whores. Look this one up : Makayla Simpson, Beaverton, Oregon.

[superjchamma]

@TypicalIslanderIvan I can't find her on Facebook.

[TypicalIslanderIvan]

@superjchamma Try Westview High School.

[ImJustCommenting]

LMFAO intertwining tampons. How creative.

[LOLPWN1234]

i feel so sorry for his keyboard

[TypicalIslanderIvan]

Sebestian Dodd : Just got a G shockkkk.....

You : NICE STLYE, YOU SHOULD GET A MEDAL.......

[gonzalezx55]

Fuck you and your Loading for days videos. Fuck the hd, just make watchable videos that dnt stop every 15 seconds to buffer!

[runestarbrawler]

@gonzalezx55 its probably your shitty ISP lol

[PatRyanFTW]

in soviet russia facebook likes you

[MultiMissLoveable]

Like if you have facebook open in another tab xD

[TiggahG]

If a status is about something amazing! (not a fucking quote from Google) but something interesting then that's when you write about it! Otherwise just make a fucking Twitter account! PS to those people who think they need to he attention whores on both Facebook and Twitter then you honestly have no life! If you're a celebrity that's understandable, but if you're an average jock/slut then who gives a flying fuck!

[lilfroggieee]

then what exactly can you write a status about then..

[ZGODOMEGAHALO]

LOL this was hilarious! but not all people say studied at hogwarts to be funny what if someone does it because they felt like it?

[BryanCruz24]

FML!!!!

[Reil8]

I HATE when people take a picture with their phone of themselves in the mirror:/

[skaterman1q2]

i just smokeed theee DAaaaaaaankest SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHshhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhit

[sonic9000000000]

woke up 9 am BAKED LOOOL

[Triton7K]

Am I the only one wondering why in some videos, his cursing is censored, but in videos like this, the cursing is uncensored?

[waspjerk1]

Well, I say fuck Facebook. It's all about Myspace

[Altermaster13]

the funny thing is that im gunna post this on my facebook to support rob

[TheKornonthecob]

i think you forgot the fucking idiotic "truth is..." Comments

[MrLuckyman11]

Evan <3

[rua195]

I agree with you....unfortunately people gets more comments on those stupid posts that you mentioned then on real things like for ex: I posted video about the Amazon being destroyed to support the people that are fighting...what did I get?? no likes...no comments....I posted another video about Wikipedia going offline act SOPA and PIPA....guess what?? nothing from my friends ...no share,... no comments,... no support. It really sucks (.)period.

[XxCaptainDoomxX]

@slyspy70 Ok...I'm sorry?

[justisdaman]

mark zuckerburg knew the majority of the simple minded teen americans would love this shit. This is why he makes a lot of money. It is called a stupid idea that the average sucker would fall for.

[TACOMAN415]

One on SOPA and PIPA!

[SonicZaragoza]

bullshit.

[MultiMissLoveable]

Rant about SOPA and PIPA

[GreendayXXRocks]

The same thing happend to me me friend was like how do you know I go out with him I'm like you said it on facebook -_-

[AnthonyRenoMaiatico]

Its what facebook is for. No one gives a fuck. everyone will always post whatever they feel

[askmenothing9114]

1:24 look to the left, rapeface :D

[MrSwaggerTimmie]

THIS GUY IS F*****G HILARIOUS !!¡¡!!

[TheToxicWasta]

You forgot to mention when girls upload a slutty picture and tag 2 billion people in it saying "if yeww aree taggeddd in diss shittt i luv yeww ! "

[magicfreakme]

You should do a rant about SOPA and PIPA

[guudgidga]

You know what I fucking hate the most? And if you're one of those people, you can make the world a better place by jumping off a cliff. I hate people who make statuses that say "Oh, shit is bad" or "I'm upset," Then someone asks "why?" and they respond "I don't want to talk about it/I'll tell you later." >_>

[stardude3396]

Rob, you should do a rant about SOPA/PIPA

[lolphantomer]

I hate Facebook too Its just people have no life

[kj293]

@lolphantomer so u mean to say people who don't have a facebook account have a life? what r u talking about? having a facebook account or not is part of a person's life, of course a dead one has no facebook.

[MatthewHALO3star]

sweet watch at 0:10

[Eck887]

3 girls, 4 chickens, 2 cows, and a cactus. Sounds like fun! :)

[papilow202]

I have pothead friends lol

[soratimon17]

i made a status saying... "this status doesnt mean anything"

[MrxB1]

time to take a shit and masterbate before i watch this...................... now i can start :D

[theminorsplash]

These status updates fucking annoy the shit out of me:

-________________-

That's not a fucking status update. -_-

[Kazooie1991]

5:16 Best in the whole video! Love it and keep it up bloodblitz ;)

[69Ford429]

top things I hate..

1. being tagged in stripper looking bitches / fake Jordans / fake Dre Beats

2. seeing LMS for blah blah blah (games)

3. you text somebody, they don't respond; but they can be on facebook ALL DAY posting / commenting on shit

[MrNicholas132]

How long will it be before cops start using Facebook to do drug checks?

[MrDazzman180]

Im on there 24 hours a day but im connected to my wifi all the coz i wanna go on youtube to watch bloodblitz and funny shit and other stuff i only go on facebook when i have nothing else to do

[AJDaEnvoy]

Woke up 9AM, BAKED!

[xCzechify]

@AJDaEnvoy i thought that was refference to my ad before the video

[uwmadee123]

the guy in the back is just there to be there and he has a big ass nose

[saedt]

4:40 HAHAHAH

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I hate people who put "I like cock!" as a status to make it seem like they have friends who fuck around with their Facebook and get like 30 likes.

[uunderworld]

ive always hated facebook, the idea is just stupid. and everyone is being scammed.

[JackWilson95]

@uunderworld How can you get scammed by something you don't pay money for?

[uunderworld]

@JackWilson95 are you trying to tell me that facebook is hosting their website and not receiving money at all?

[JackWilson95]

@uunderworld Of course it does, but you don't pay to use their service, so they aren't scamming you. How can you be scammed when they aren't taking anything away from you?

[shneckful]

best video you've put up in a while :)

[yourpuppetnews]

Love this dude, nice

[pranksterprince15]

i dunno bloodblitz, posted last night that all my roomies were gone and watching movies. mad a bunch of hot chocolate and 2 girls came over my house ;)

[XxCaptainDoomxX]

I'm pretty sure people are watching this with their second tab on Facebook

[MrToxicMilkshake]

@XxCaptainDoomxX Ha, you fail...it's my first tab :P

[XxCaptainDoomxX]

@MrToxicMilkshake HA, you fail...you haven't hit puberty.

[mikeguitar41]

@XxCaptainDoomxX "Watching Rob's rants on why Facebook sucks - with John"

[EriiDon]

@XxCaptainDoomxX u got that right

[slyspy70]

@XxCaptainDoomxX I don't have facebook bookmarked and I don't have it in a second tab. I DO Have a facebook but I visit like once a month just to see what my friends are doing.

[night00glider]

@XxCaptainDoomxX Mine is first tab

[lilfroggieee]

@XxCaptainDoomxX OMG, I ACTUALLY AM LMFAO .

[fullenangelcindy12]

a friend of mines now thinks that Facebook is evil and wants out b/c some one posted a pic of a girl naked and she sow it when she got on her page lol i feel sorry for her but i did tell her to block her page from friend of her friends. i thought she would be safe from all that if she just only had friends that she knew from real life but i looks like even that couldn't keep her safe from stupid people like that person who posted that pic.

[SgtCraigHart1]

FACEBOOK IS DA COLEST DUDE U KNO NUTHIN U R FAKE

[TheLastSamurai14]

@SgtCraigHart1 We got a troll over here.

[SgtCraigHart1]

@TheLastSamurai14 it was freaking obvious. a troll trys to hide that fact it was meant to be stupid man chill. I was mocking all the facebook fanpersons? that act like its god