on the other hand you are probably already inundated with requests like mine so err how to tell you who i am without name dropping and sounding like a ilovemyselfsomuch; which i don't i have to take alot of drugs to get thru the day so maybe u can help me by distracting me with your wit and wisdom ?
I THINK I HAVE COMPLETELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU HONEY. YOU DON'T NEED THE POSTCODE I SEND MY DRIVER OVER TO FETCH YA = ARE YOU FREE FOR SOME AFTERNOOD DELIGHT BEN xx
eyebrows are to stop sweat running down into your eyes so you dont have to keep stopping to wipe the sweat from your eyes whilst your stalking prey in the rainforest.
but you probably new this and where sayin that stuff for comic effect
whats the point of writing 80 volumes of treatises on the bhagavad gita . chinese proverb = too many words is weariness.only light they bring is if you burn them or use a few to change light bulb . PADA IN punjabi means fart = arse gas .THE SUPREME PERSONALITY OF GOD HEAD = THE SUPREME PERSONALITY IN HIS HEAD . IF krishna was so beautiful why was a c bhaktivedanta swami such an ugly f**k ,anyone? his highness got spotted by an entreprenurial record producer in '67 . he hit platinum 10 years wow!
ps. Eyebrows stop sweat going in your eyes lol, I worked that out as a kid :P
As for nipples, like eyebrows, its an Aesthetic thing...you look better with them...just like a Waist 2/3s of the Hips on a woman is the most attractive to a man - showing high fertility...and a small waist and broad shoulders making a V shape on a man is most attractive to a woman, showing higher strength - Protection :P
I guess it would be a little weird if girls had nipples and guys didn't, but still I think that if no guy ever had nipples in the history of human beings, nobody would really care. The absence of nipples would just be another gender identifier
Whoooooa there...was that an Activia yoghurt I saw, Ben? Don't those have gelatine in them? (Actually, as I type this, I can't actually remember...but please, go check the ingredients to make sure! Wouldn't want you to compromise your vegetarianism...)
The America's Next top Model section was freakin hilarious...I laughed @ the stuff afterwards but that was definitely the high point of the whole thing. Tyra can be a bit crazy sometimes...especially with the hair flipping, hah hah
Oh, wow! You always blow me away! You, Sir, are RANDOM!!!
I feel that you and I would really understand one another, and that we should get married and move into a castle and have 10 derranged children, none of them actually birthed by me, but rather collected from parks and ice cream stands, etc., and we could support ourselves by theiving, our trusty "Swag" bags in hand.
so i got this utube account and i thought i subed to you but then i thought hmmmm bens not making ANY videos and i looked in my subs and u WERENT THERE i was HEARTBROKEN so i went and subbed quickly and i felt a lot bettterrr lol im not crazzzyyy!!!!!
actually boys have nipples because before there willies grew on them, they were girls in the womb so they have nipples because everyone starts off a girly before some become a boy :)
Loved the credits as per usual...See, the other day I was telling everyone that you WERE yellow mermaid #9...They didn't believe me...now I see I'm right.
eyebrows are part of facial expressions. i guess there were some humans back in the day without eyebrows, and they got into a fight with clubs over the cave they lived in and because they didnt have eyebrows they didnt know the humans hith eyebrows were angry they were in the cave and they all died. the end. ...
Get yo hands off my man!
They're not on your man!
GET EM OFF!
ROFL!! Oh I've watched this so many times but it's still funny.
Amarox3000 6 months ago
coming over to steal our jobs are you?
casanovaluver 1 year ago
Eyebrows keep sweat out of your eyes. :D
LeslieWilsonPerry 1 year ago 2
@LeslieWilsonPerry Which is useful if you don't have a left hand to wipe of the sweat :P
Fnuller92 11 months ago
I'm English so that 'things you shouldn't say in England!' bit was sooo gd! x on the couch with ben loka! x
mollziwollzi 1 year ago
I really dig your American accent.
mangobanna 1 year ago
"on the couch with ben loka" will be in my head forever now.
PropanePenny 1 year ago
more immigrants please!
sidkun 2 years ago
does that mean you love me. NO.. haha the way he says "NO" hahahah the best :)
smashley62 2 years ago
Your eyebrows are to stop sweat going in your eyes :)
no, really.
DONOTCRYYY 2 years ago
lol if some1 said the beatles dident excist i would be pissed off
grimgrimdeath666 2 years ago
PINGU
sidkun 2 years ago
LOL I love how you can see the hands at 6:13
elenae10 2 years ago
HAHAHA.
"This man is dying.....does anyone on board have a left hand?!"
lol
kanupriya17 2 years ago
we dont have enough immigrants, give them all a free house XD
NovaHarvest 2 years ago
TYRA BANKS HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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FrankHankProductions 2 years ago
haha yu are sooo gud at bein tyra bnks haha yuuu rock!!
XxBezziewarsxX 2 years ago 3
I love the theme tune xD
NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER!
emmacowan666 2 years ago 3
LOL "thats when I replaced my left hand with a spoon"
haah dude im surprised your not touring the world by now!
LilaTequila420x 2 years ago
2:20-2:22 makes my life. "get 'em off" HAHAHA
PrettyxOptimistic 2 years ago
at 1:27 his face looks like alex gaskarth to me...
PrettyxOptimistic 2 years ago
activia haha
minupuppy 2 years ago
the first person looks like marilyn manson lol
samharrison14 2 years ago 2
No way dude, she's hot. xD
SandylovesGunner 2 years ago
Eyebrows are actually situated on our foreheads to prevent the sweat from falling in our eyes.
PS:Greetings from Bulgaria!
everynamewastakenzZ 2 years ago 3
I love 1:26 - 1:30
"............... hey.."
Indigochild1 2 years ago
thanks for making fun of Tyra...she's got issues and yet people like her
shmoofoobean44 2 years ago
THIS IS MY COUCH NOW >:K
lol
WeAreCoolBeans 2 years ago
Does anyone around here actually have a left hand? Without LYING about it >:-E
XxPrInCeSsOfMyHeArTx 2 years ago 12
i think its safe to say that meglamania has reached a new low.
YALUVIT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Love you Ben xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XxPrInCeSsOfMyHeArTx 2 years ago
Wow! Was that an 'Activia Vanilla' yoghurt?? I ate one fo those this morning!!! :o
rainbowsox101 2 years ago
That ending always makes me laugh.
LetsPlayGroup 2 years ago
whaha, you're funny xD
mooiboy792 2 years ago 2
lmfaoooo
i love your tyra banks impression lmfao
ItsAMePaige 2 years ago 3
Every single time I crack up at GETCHO HANDS OFF MAH MAN!
pineapplepie52 2 years ago 2
Last girl is totally hawt.
AwwYouFucker 2 years ago
LOL!
SconeRabbit 2 years ago
MG I could so be a burglar!!
Puahahaahhhhaaaaa!!!
iamdaniela 2 years ago
try another show "on the chair with benloka"
psycho6754 2 years ago
on the other hand you are probably already inundated with requests like mine so err how to tell you who i am without name dropping and sounding like a ilovemyselfsomuch; which i don't i have to take alot of drugs to get thru the day so maybe u can help me by distracting me with your wit and wisdom ?
mariacultrock1 2 years ago
I THINK I HAVE COMPLETELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU HONEY. YOU DON'T NEED THE POSTCODE I SEND MY DRIVER OVER TO FETCH YA = ARE YOU FREE FOR SOME AFTERNOOD DELIGHT BEN xx
mariacultrock1 2 years ago
XDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXXD lolololo
EnterTheTwilight369 3 years ago
haha tyra!
Kezzyluvspirates 3 years ago
hot girl at end
SpartanArmy647 3 years ago 2
LMFAO TYRA
onlyslightlyokay 3 years ago
ps. "i found maddy" lololol
onlyslightlyokay 3 years ago
lmao! your best one yet!
loved the Tyra Banks thing
XD XD
trekkiestar01 3 years ago
That Tyra Banks thing owned >:]
laughingatyourface 3 years ago
AHAHA, nice american accent on Tyra Banks man
halimarie 3 years ago
eyebrows are to stop sweat running down into your eyes so you dont have to keep stopping to wipe the sweat from your eyes whilst your stalking prey in the rainforest.
but you probably new this and where sayin that stuff for comic effect
livinginoneness 3 years ago 2
that nipple noise is form the beginning of d.a.n.c.e. by Justice.
CaptainPoopface 3 years ago
LOL, when he's raising his eyebrows you can see his hands lifeting up the toy flufflies.
dragonscarz13 3 years ago
And on that Christmas I was only allowed ONE diamond bracelet!
:']
Lisssy182 3 years ago
1:28, I have to watch over and over again. Your America's Next Top Model spoof was too much. Love your channel BenLoka!
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gummyworm15 3 years ago
I LOVE THE TYRA BANKS episode were she freaks out hahhahaahaha :)
theastcoastoast 3 years ago 3
2:47
and
i was raised by wolves.
surferluver 3 years ago 7
"You think this is funny"? NO!You said it! Hit the nail on the head. Who told you you had talent? As much talent as Hitler.
Harvey030547 3 years ago
Enjoy this life there is more to come!
The eyes talk insanity. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Harvey030547 3 years ago
I love the way you say hey at the beginning of the Americas Next Top Model thing. It made me laugh so hard. xDD
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!"
"They're not on your man..."
"GET EM OFF!"
heartshapeddisaster 3 years ago
eyebrows stop sweat running into your eyes from your forehead ;)
adam292 3 years ago
i hav da same comp
xpericfilms 3 years ago
"Does that mean you love me?"
"NOOO!!!"
LOL!! xD
heartshapeddisaster 3 years ago
Loved the Tyra Banks bit. Right on the money.
woozlbug 3 years ago
LOL. i loved the nipples thing xD
Gingezor 3 years ago
haha,
obviously making a favourite.
made me laugh a lot.
SophieTheUK 3 years ago
whats the point of writing 80 volumes of treatises on the bhagavad gita . chinese proverb = too many words is weariness.only light they bring is if you burn them or use a few to change light bulb . PADA IN punjabi means fart = arse gas .THE SUPREME PERSONALITY OF GOD HEAD = THE SUPREME PERSONALITY IN HIS HEAD . IF krishna was so beautiful why was a c bhaktivedanta swami such an ugly f**k ,anyone? his highness got spotted by an entreprenurial record producer in '67 . he hit platinum 10 years wow!
LIESUNVEILED 3 years ago
LMAO. I love this video, cracked me up.
kwaninatorr 3 years ago
My jaw hurt from laughing so much at the America's Next Top Model bit! ROFLMAO!
AussieImitator 3 years ago
"I was raised by wolves from the age of six." Rofl. This vid is fucking brilliant. I'm crying and laughing. I'm craughing right now.
MissPwner 3 years ago
i dont think ive ever laughed as much during a youtube video :)
white british boy doing tyra banks... hahah! "get your hands off my maan!"
the yogurt part was wonderful too.
i think i might be in love with you :)
mcnivvitz 3 years ago
oh my! The Tyra Banks part cracked me up! I almost peed!
monsterclone 3 years ago
oh yes they r oh yes they r
hahahaha
stick to the brittish accent;)
mimomireille 3 years ago
OMG ROFL AT THE POTATOE
turquoiselephant 3 years ago
oh fuck, i havent laughed that hard in so long.
Xx6brokenhearts9xX 3 years ago
i love the potato
jessKaYAY 3 years ago
i loved the potato at the end
loveawesomegurl44 3 years ago
Eyebrows is for suprisement :D
rootingfortruffles 3 years ago
HAHA BEN!!!
2:42-2:46 - possibly the best Benloka moment ever haha!
YAY - I'VE LIED ON THAT SOFA!!!
TakeTheRezaOutOfRasa 3 years ago
ps. Eyebrows stop sweat going in your eyes lol, I worked that out as a kid :P
As for nipples, like eyebrows, its an Aesthetic thing...you look better with them...just like a Waist 2/3s of the Hips on a woman is the most attractive to a man - showing high fertility...and a small waist and broad shoulders making a V shape on a man is most attractive to a woman, showing higher strength - Protection :P
piss off haters, i educated you didnt I :P
See you in a month Ben
x
TakeTheRezaOutOfRasa 3 years ago 3
I guess it would be a little weird if girls had nipples and guys didn't, but still I think that if no guy ever had nipples in the history of human beings, nobody would really care. The absence of nipples would just be another gender identifier
5schfifty55 3 years ago
hahah XD
Bloody brilliant
wiglypuff 3 years ago
'sorry, you cant watch football anymore i'm affraid' hahaha that's really the worst thing to say in england.
zuton 3 years ago
your Tyra is spot on!
stillnerdy 3 years ago 2
i am from uk :)
punki1998 3 years ago
"Never go outside, ever!"
maniacbunnie 3 years ago
I WAS RAISED BY WOLFS HAHA THTS MINT
LAZADALEDGEND 3 years ago
that american accent was hilarious, especially the "get yo hands off my man!"
m1shifty 3 years ago
Whoooooa there...was that an Activia yoghurt I saw, Ben? Don't those have gelatine in them? (Actually, as I type this, I can't actually remember...but please, go check the ingredients to make sure! Wouldn't want you to compromise your vegetarianism...)
PS - Vegetarians rule
garethac81 3 years ago
You look so good in that blond wig ^^
Sweetbutdeadly666 3 years ago
The America's Next top Model section was freakin hilarious...I laughed @ the stuff afterwards but that was definitely the high point of the whole thing. Tyra can be a bit crazy sometimes...especially with the hair flipping, hah hah
rnb8220 3 years ago
lmao i love the tyra banks impression.
AudreyxLush 3 years ago
more immigrants please?
clevercucchi 3 years ago
xD lol, the potato at the end is so funny!
momo4peaches 3 years ago
LMFAO.
The Tyra Banks impression was pure WIN! :)
kanupriya17 3 years ago
mandabear is coool,cuz that was me!on the question to be america's next top model
FoofaFilms 3 years ago
So the wolves only gave Tyra one diamond bracelet for Christmas.
LOLOLOL
AsakiSun 3 years ago
you look exactly like my exgirlfriend at 1:28
kawaisousunao 3 years ago
Lol, I just watched it again and I accidentally paused it at the begining and it is well funny try to pause at 0:08 :D
SuperAwesomeJames 3 years ago
Hahaha! I agree
You couldSO be a burgular :D LOL
Please don't burgul(?) my house
SuperAwesomeJames 3 years ago
the first girl is gorgeous
KULCAT 3 years ago
"this couch is mine now!!!!"
mikanbobby7 3 years ago
OH my god your list of things not to say and your tyra banks impression are AMAZING.
:]
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pono11 3 years ago
the tyra banks thing was sooo freakin funny and the what not to say things r really good
xoxoManda
mandabear93 3 years ago
You make me want to come to your country, just to visit you. xD
PirateNinja55 3 years ago
eyebrows are to prevent sweat from dripping in your eyes
corytoronto 3 years ago
It didn't show up on mine either onlymissrosie
JessieSaysSo 3 years ago
Yeaa it didn't come up on mine either :L
But i found it now so yay
<3
mizzhehe 3 years ago
Activia? :)
myfairprincess 3 years ago
hahahaa "i was raised by wolves!!"
surferluver 3 years ago
LOL!
unikkicorn 3 years ago
Love Love Love!
new vid please (: x
httphayley 3 years ago
ahahahaha Does that mean you love me? NOO!!
pineapplepie52 3 years ago
Oh, wow! You always blow me away! You, Sir, are RANDOM!!!
I feel that you and I would really understand one another, and that we should get married and move into a castle and have 10 derranged children, none of them actually birthed by me, but rather collected from parks and ice cream stands, etc., and we could support ourselves by theiving, our trusty "Swag" bags in hand.
Doesn't it all just sound so very magical???
wvlngth36 3 years ago
Ben, How can I participate in sending you a question for a On The Couch With Ben Loka 5?
malpbob123 3 years ago
Entertaining.Thank you.
Gaurangistray 3 years ago
i must participate.
ofarevolution441 3 years ago
AMAZING!
periwinklefrank92 3 years ago
i love youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
WorldofWit 3 years ago
Dude, your Tyra Banks impression was spot on. I totally knew what the impression was based off of :P
tjbailey08 3 years ago
You should've won America's Next Top Model!!!
monkeyinair 3 years ago
OMG YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!
natsayswow21 3 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAH oh my god, this is your best one. love your tyra impression.
mishedavid 3 years ago
oh yeah
qwerty9wtf 3 years ago
that was a pretty good american accent
not tyra..but yes american
nice
dancepiphany07 3 years ago
I L-O-L-ed.
:DDDD
I LOVEE YOUUUU BENNN LOKAAA!!!
thenamesaudrey 3 years ago
This is my favortie video from you.
TheVeggieClub08 3 years ago
hahah! give them a house, they've been travelling!
benesmith 3 years ago
I was going to quote that one but you beat me to it ;)
Alex660 3 years ago
Cool shirt! Where can I get one? And what kind of cake do you like? No reason.... lol
despairchild666 3 years ago
Ben Loka is the greatest. - Satori House
satorimoon1979 3 years ago
brilliant :) hilariously brilliant.
gwynn255 3 years ago
We'll have to bring in heavy artilliry for that potato. somebody get the carrotts!
smarticle64 3 years ago
Great!
krazykizza 3 years ago
No! the couch has been taken over!!
naruto132899 3 years ago
Ben as Pingu!!! Classic!
cutedani80 3 years ago
BEN!!! MY FAVORITE VID!! YOU DID IT!!!!!!
ok
so i got this utube account and i thought i subed to you but then i thought hmmmm bens not making ANY videos and i looked in my subs and u WERENT THERE i was HEARTBROKEN so i went and subbed quickly and i felt a lot bettterrr lol im not crazzzyyy!!!!!
thegirlieinblue 3 years ago
Love the couch potato!
sarahjeanne18 3 years ago
your tyra banks impression was hilarious
smarticle64 3 years ago 2
lmfao
you just get better and better
i am actually in love with you :)
xx
lucyMETALMOUTH 3 years ago
that was friggin awesome.
I love Ben Loka :]
RoyEBTV 3 years ago
really funny, well done
antnhec 3 years ago
get your hands off my man!
they're not on your man..
VillyBiscuit 3 years ago
Hahahaha goodness
You're hilarious, Ben! XD
My friend and I love quoting your vids.
alyuhua 3 years ago
hahahahaa
actually boys have nipples because before there willies grew on them, they were girls in the womb so they have nipples because everyone starts off a girly before some become a boy :)
i learnt THAT in science :D
great video ben :)
made me LARF
BeckyCupcake 3 years ago
love that ANTM bit! And the starch thing...priceless
hellashelle 3 years ago
that is soooo funny i hope to see more of this and more of you tankyou for all and nice pc you have;-
ycando 3 years ago
that was the funniest thing i have seen all day!!
kyleslovelylemons 3 years ago
On the Ben with CouchLoka
steriliuz 3 years ago
haha your yankee accent sucks cat's balls
five stars
tapatipu 3 years ago
LOL! Ben I love you! You've made my day so much better! :D
PirateNinja55 3 years ago
I loved that video it's awesome
smarticle64 3 years ago
oh god
absolutly friggen halarious
your awesome
lovelyceejay 3 years ago
the Tyra impression was PERFECT!! And just to let you know, i'd vote you the next top model!!
FriskyFlores 3 years ago
i never know the powers my nipples posses
heartlesshalo 3 years ago
Ben....you are my freaking sunshine! *LMAO*
Loved the credits as per usual...See, the other day I was telling everyone that you WERE yellow mermaid #9...They didn't believe me...now I see I'm right.
Thank you, Ben. Thank you.
:-P
littlebluestar1 3 years ago
when i was 12 i was a lesbian! haha
cocobunny23 3 years ago
also, im pretty sure fanny pack means something completely different over there. =p
xcuppiixcakex 3 years ago
LOL! You sounded sooooooo american!
PINGUUUUUUUU!
And I didn't know there was Activia in the UK too =} I hate that stuff, it tastes like medicine!
GirlInTheMirror666 3 years ago
PINGU!
Neavers 3 years ago
i toDALLY lmaod at the end :)
holliebadollie 3 years ago
tyra's? yeah, that was way pro
hehe a swag bag
MyDaRkRoMaNcE777 3 years ago
Oh no! The potato can't be nearly as funny as you are. You must reclaim your territory.
madeofstars89 3 years ago
I LOVE YOU BEN LOOOL SO FUNNY XXX
funksterdazz 3 years ago
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wow, you're a F**KING idiot
MarcusCGRose 3 years ago
The Tyra Banks thing killed me. XD
itheSlex 3 years ago
Your Tyra Banks is phenomenal... Hang on... Are you actually Tyra Banks?
KazMills 3 years ago
"Never go outside. EVER."
Haha, you're too good.
AllieIsBored 3 years ago
haha hilairious, I was actually crying at Tyra Banks skit!
And that first girl is like gorgeous and that innit.
Dollars8319 3 years ago
No one in this world is gonna take responsibility for youjkdfjklsdhfkhsf. Dwudhdkulhysad
Dollars8319 3 years ago
i watched this when i was drunk and was laughing hysterically at the tyra banks part. it's still funny.
YouveStolenMyEyes 3 years ago
half of my brain is literally on the floor
smarticle64 3 years ago
eyebrows are part of facial expressions. i guess there were some humans back in the day without eyebrows, and they got into a fight with clubs over the cave they lived in and because they didnt have eyebrows they didnt know the humans hith eyebrows were angry they were in the cave and they all died. the end. ...
Rushobsessed 3 years ago
Hahahaha. Your very good.
reggie017 3 years ago
You have the same Dell computer as me :D
Nickje3000 3 years ago
Ha, me too.
idividedbyzer0 3 years ago
Haha nice one. Just incase you actually wanted to know, eyebrows are to keep dust and rain and stuff outta your eyes. :)
Rellizate 3 years ago
you are INSANE :D
good thing you know it... don't you..?
pinkyrisa 3 years ago
& what accomplished nipples & eyebrows?
(impressive!) thanks for 6:45 of
BLISSFUL, happiness. :)
54321comment 3 years ago
cornflakes gone wild XD
RockinSk8in 3 years ago
MECHANICAL EYEBROWS RULE!!!
whiteandnerdy2damax 3 years ago