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  • Get yo hands off my man!

    They're not on your man!

    GET EM OFF!

    ROFL!! Oh I've watched this so many times but it's still funny.

  • coming over to steal our jobs are you?

  • Eyebrows keep sweat out of your eyes. :D

  • @LeslieWilsonPerry Which is useful if you don't have a left hand to wipe of the sweat :P

  • I'm English so that 'things you shouldn't say in England!' bit was sooo gd! x on the couch with ben loka! x

  • I really dig your American accent.

  • "on the couch with ben loka" will be in my head forever now.

  • more immigrants please!

  • does that mean you love me. NO.. haha the way he says "NO" hahahah the best :)

  • Your eyebrows are to stop sweat going in your eyes :)

    no, really.

  • lol if some1 said the beatles dident excist i would be pissed off

  • PINGU

  • LOL I love how you can see the hands at 6:13

  • HAHAHA.

    "This man is dying.....does anyone on board have a left hand?!"

    lol

  • we dont have enough immigrants, give them all a free house XD

  • TYRA BANKS HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • haha yu are sooo gud at bein tyra bnks haha yuuu rock!!

  • I love the theme tune xD

    NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER!

  • LOL "thats when I replaced my left hand with a spoon"

    haah dude im surprised your not touring the world by now!

  • 2:20-2:22 makes my life. "get 'em off" HAHAHA

  • at 1:27 his face looks like alex gaskarth to me...

  • activia haha

  • the first person looks like marilyn manson lol

  • No way dude, she's hot. xD

  • Eyebrows are actually situated on our foreheads to prevent the sweat from falling in our eyes.

    PS:Greetings from Bulgaria!

  • I love 1:26 - 1:30

    "............... hey.."

  • thanks for making fun of Tyra...she's got issues and yet people like her

  • THIS IS MY COUCH NOW >:K

    lol

  • Does anyone around here actually have a left hand? Without LYING about it >:-E

  • i think its safe to say that meglamania has reached a new low.

    YALUVIT xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­x

    Love you Ben xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Wow! Was that an 'Activia Vanilla' yoghurt?? I ate one fo those this morning!!! :o

  • That ending always makes me laugh.

  • whaha, you're funny xD

  • lmfaoooo

    i love your tyra banks impression lmfao

  • Every single time I crack up at GETCHO HANDS OFF MAH MAN!

  • Last girl is totally hawt.

  • LOL!

  • MG I could so be a burglar!!

    Puahahaahhhhaaaaa!!!

  • try another show "on the chair with benloka"

  • on the other hand you are probably already inundated with requests like mine so err how to tell you who i am without name dropping and sounding like a ilovemyselfsomuch; which i don't i have to take alot of drugs to get thru the day so maybe u can help me by distracting me with your wit and wisdom ?

  • I THINK I HAVE COMPLETELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU HONEY. YOU DON'T NEED THE POSTCODE I SEND MY DRIVER OVER TO FETCH YA = ARE YOU FREE FOR SOME AFTERNOOD DELIGHT BEN xx

  • XDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXXD lolololo

  • haha tyra!

  • hot girl at end

  • LMFAO TYRA

  • ps. "i found maddy" lololol

  • lmao! your best one yet!

    loved the Tyra Banks thing

    XD XD

  • That Tyra Banks thing owned >:]

  • AHAHA, nice american accent on Tyra Banks man

  • eyebrows are to stop sweat running down into your eyes so you dont have to keep stopping to wipe the sweat from your eyes whilst your stalking prey in the rainforest.

    but you probably new this and where sayin that stuff for comic effect

  • that nipple noise is form the beginning of d.a.n.c.e. by Justice.

  • LOL, when he's raising his eyebrows you can see his hands lifeting up the toy flufflies.

  • And on that Christmas I was only allowed ONE diamond bracelet!

    :']

  • 1:28, I have to watch over and over again. Your America's Next Top Model spoof was too much. Love your channel BenLoka!

  • I LOVE THE TYRA BANKS episode were she freaks out hahhahaahaha :)

  • 2:47

    and

    i was raised by wolves.

  • "You think this is funny"? NO!You said it! Hit the nail on the head. Who told you you had talent? As much talent as Hitler.

  • Enjoy this life there is more to come!

    The eyes talk insanity. Wake up and smell the coffee.

  • I love the way you say hey at the beginning of the Americas Next Top Model thing. It made me laugh so hard. xDD

    "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!"

    "They're not on your man..."

    "GET EM OFF!"

  • eyebrows stop sweat running into your eyes from your forehead ;)

  • i hav da same comp

  • "Does that mean you love me?"

    "NOOO!!!"

    LOL!! xD

  • Loved the Tyra Banks bit. Right on the money.

  • LOL. i loved the nipples thing xD

  • haha,

    obviously making a favourite.

    made me laugh a lot.

  • whats the point of writing 80 volumes of treatises on the bhagavad gita . chinese proverb = too many words is weariness.only light they bring is if you burn them or use a few to change light bulb . PADA IN punjabi means fart = arse gas .THE SUPREME PERSONALITY OF GOD HEAD = THE SUPREME PERSONALITY IN HIS HEAD . IF krishna was so beautiful why was a c bhaktivedanta swami such an ugly f**k ,anyone? his highness got spotted by an entreprenurial record producer in '67 . he hit platinum 10 years wow!

  • LMAO. I love this video, cracked me up.

  • My jaw hurt from laughing so much at the America's Next Top Model bit! ROFLMAO!

  • "I was raised by wolves from the age of six." Rofl. This vid is fucking brilliant. I'm crying and laughing. I'm craughing right now.

  • i dont think ive ever laughed as much during a youtube video :)

    white british boy doing tyra banks... hahah! "get your hands off my maan!"

    the yogurt part was wonderful too.

    i think i might be in love with you :)

  • oh my! The Tyra Banks part cracked me up! I almost peed!

  • oh yes they r oh yes they r

    hahahaha

    stick to the brittish accent;)

  • OMG ROFL AT THE POTATOE

  • oh fuck, i havent laughed that hard in so long.

  • i love the potato

  • i loved the potato at the end

  • Eyebrows is for suprisement :D

  • HAHA BEN!!!

    2:42-2:46 - possibly the best Benloka moment ever haha!

    YAY - I'VE LIED ON THAT SOFA!!!

  • ps. Eyebrows stop sweat going in your eyes lol, I worked that out as a kid :P

    As for nipples, like eyebrows, its an Aesthetic thing...you look better with them...just like a Waist 2/3s of the Hips on a woman is the most attractive to a man - showing high fertility...and a small waist and broad shoulders making a V shape on a man is most attractive to a woman, showing higher strength - Protection :P

    piss off haters, i educated you didnt I :P

    See you in a month Ben

    x

  • I guess it would be a little weird if girls had nipples and guys didn't, but still I think that if no guy ever had nipples in the history of human beings, nobody would really care. The absence of nipples would just be another gender identifier

  • hahah XD

    Bloody brilliant

  • 'sorry, you cant watch football anymore i'm affraid' hahaha that's really the worst thing to say in england.

  • your Tyra is spot on!

  • i am from uk :)

  • "Never go outside, ever!"

  • I WAS RAISED BY WOLFS HAHA THTS MINT

  • that american accent was hilarious, especially the "get yo hands off my man!"

  • Whoooooa there...was that an Activia yoghurt I saw, Ben? Don't those have gelatine in them? (Actually, as I type this, I can't actually remember...but please, go check the ingredients to make sure! Wouldn't want you to compromise your vegetarianism...)

    PS - Vegetarians rule

  • You look so good in that blond wig ^^

  • The America's Next top Model section was freakin hilarious...I laughed @ the stuff afterwards but that was definitely the high point of the whole thing. Tyra can be a bit crazy sometimes...especially with the hair flipping, hah hah

  • lmao i love the tyra banks impression.

  • more immigrants please?

  • xD lol, the potato at the end is so funny!

  • LMFAO.

    The Tyra Banks impression was pure WIN! :)

  • mandabear is coool,cuz that was me!on the question to be america's next top model

  • So the wolves only gave Tyra one diamond bracelet for Christmas.

    LOLOLOL

  • you look exactly like my exgirlfriend at 1:28

  • Lol, I just watched it again and I accidentally paused it at the begining and it is well funny try to pause at 0:08 :D

  • Hahaha! I agree

    You couldSO be a burgular :D LOL

    Please don't burgul(?) my house

  • the first girl is gorgeous

  • "this couch is mine now!!!!"

  • OH my god your list of things not to say and your tyra banks impression are AMAZING.

    :]

  • the tyra banks thing was sooo freakin funny and the what not to say things r really good

    xoxoManda

  • You make me want to come to your country, just to visit you. xD

  • eyebrows are to prevent sweat from dripping in your eyes

  • It didn't show up on mine either onlymissrosie

  • Yeaa it didn't come up on mine either :L

    But i found it now so yay

    <3

  • Activia? :)

  • hahahaa "i was raised by wolves!!"

  • LOL!

  • Love Love Love!

    new vid please (: x

  • ahahahaha Does that mean you love me? NOO!!

  • Oh, wow! You always blow me away! You, Sir, are RANDOM!!!

    I feel that you and I would really understand one another, and that we should get married and move into a castle and have 10 derranged children, none of them actually birthed by me, but rather collected from parks and ice cream stands, etc., and we could support ourselves by theiving, our trusty "Swag" bags in hand.

    Doesn't it all just sound so very magical???

  • Ben, How can I participate in sending you a question for a On The Couch With Ben Loka 5?

  • Entertaining.Thank you.

  • i must participate.

  • AMAZING!

  • i love youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude, your Tyra Banks impression was spot on. I totally knew what the impression was based off of :P

  • You should've won America's Next Top Model!!!

  • OMG YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!

  • BAHAHAHAHAH oh my god, this is your best one. love your tyra impression.

  • oh yeah

  • that was a pretty good american accent

    not tyra..but yes american

    nice

  • I L-O-L-ed.

    :DDDD

    I LOVEE YOUUUU BENNN LOKAAA!!!

  • This is my favortie video from you.

  • hahah! give them a house, they've been travelling!

  • I was going to quote that one but you beat me to it ;)

  • Cool shirt! Where can I get one? And what kind of cake do you like? No reason.... lol

  • Ben Loka is the greatest. - Satori House

  • brilliant :) hilariously brilliant.

  • We'll have to bring in heavy artilliry for that potato. somebody get the carrotts!

  • Great!

  • No! the couch has been taken over!!

  • Ben as Pingu!!! Classic!

  • BEN!!! MY FAVORITE VID!! YOU DID IT!!!!!!

    ok

    so i got this utube account and i thought i subed to you but then i thought hmmmm bens not making ANY videos and i looked in my subs and u WERENT THERE i was HEARTBROKEN so i went and subbed quickly and i felt a lot bettterrr lol im not crazzzyyy!!!!!

  • Love the couch potato!

  • your tyra banks impression was hilarious

  • lmfao

    you just get better and better

    i am actually in love with you :)

    xx

  • that was friggin awesome.

    I love Ben Loka :]

  • really funny, well done

  • get your hands off my man!

    they're not on your man..

  • Hahahaha goodness

    You're hilarious, Ben! XD

    My friend and I love quoting your vids.

  • hahahahaa

    actually boys have nipples because before there willies grew on them, they were girls in the womb so they have nipples because everyone starts off a girly before some become a boy :)

    i learnt THAT in science :D

    great video ben :)

    made me LARF

  • love that ANTM bit! And the starch thing...priceless

  • that is soooo funny i hope to see more of this and more of you tankyou for all and nice pc you have;-

  • that was the funniest thing i have seen all day!!

  • On the Ben with CouchLoka

  • haha your yankee accent sucks cat's balls

    five stars

  • LOL! Ben I love you! You've made my day so much better! :D

  • I loved that video it's awesome

  • oh god

    absolutly friggen halarious

    your awesome

  • the Tyra impression was PERFECT!! And just to let you know, i'd vote you the next top model!!

  • i never know the powers my nipples posses

  • Ben....you are my freaking sunshine! *LMAO*

    Loved the credits as per usual...See, the other day I was telling everyone that you WERE yellow mermaid #9...They didn't believe me...now I see I'm right.

    Thank you, Ben. Thank you.

    :-P

  • when i was 12 i was a lesbian! haha

  • also, im pretty sure fanny pack means something completely different over there. =p

  • LOL! You sounded sooooooo american!

    PINGUUUUUUUU!

    And I didn't know there was Activia in the UK too =} I hate that stuff, it tastes like medicine!

  • PINGU!

  • i toDALLY lmaod at the end :)

  • tyra's? yeah, that was way pro

    hehe a swag bag

  • Oh no! The potato can't be nearly as funny as you are. You must reclaim your territory.

  • I LOVE YOU BEN LOOOL SO FUNNY XXX

  • The Tyra Banks thing killed me. XD

  • Your Tyra Banks is phenomenal... Hang on... Are you actually Tyra Banks?

  • "Never go outside. EVER."

    Haha, you're too good.

  • haha hilairious, I was actually crying at Tyra Banks skit!

    And that first girl is like gorgeous and that innit.

  • No one in this world is gonna take responsibility for youjkdfjklsdhfkhsf. Dwudhdkulhysad

  • i watched this when i was drunk and was laughing hysterically at the tyra banks part. it's still funny.

  • half of my brain is literally on the floor

  • eyebrows are part of facial expressions. i guess there were some humans back in the day without eyebrows, and they got into a fight with clubs over the cave they lived in and because they didnt have eyebrows they didnt know the humans hith eyebrows were angry they were in the cave and they all died. the end. ...

  • Hahahaha. Your very good.

  • You have the same Dell computer as me :D

  • Ha, me too.

  • Haha nice one. Just incase you actually wanted to know, eyebrows are to keep dust and rain and stuff outta your eyes. :)

  • you are INSANE :D

    good thing you know it... don't you..?

  • & what accomplished nipples & eyebrows?

    (impressive!) thanks for 6:45 of

    BLISSFUL, happiness. :)

  • cornflakes gone wild XD

  • MECHANICAL EYEBROWS RULE!!!