James "Dimitri The Lover" Sears

[Pole19901990]

I think it is very weird to present this video as an example of his skills because I assume she did not call him. So FAIL

[lookingood123]

What a fucking tool!!!!

[wolfumz]

wow. i love it when he suggests that she might be abused, have cancer, or has psychological issues as the only conceivable reasons not to call back.

[wastoidjunkie]

"women approach me... six seven times a day".

"I'm Greek, so i'm very particular about what I like."

"And let the romance begin"

"I hope that isn't timidness, because I don't really date timid women."

"call me as soon as you get the courage to call me back"

[DixieDevil]

OMG! What a fucking douchebag!!

[redvision350]

God he sounds so desparate, he sounds like a used car dealer trying to sell the worst car on the lot.

[gillettecrackers]

I creamed my pants by the first minute.

[carochickity]

"there's nothing wrong with me. In fact I'm one of the only men in the city that's normal"

[greekcypriot004]

holy shit he is greek. i was praying he wasn't greek. he gives us a bad name....damn!

[Unfaa]

Average reddit user leaving a message. Carry on.

[GayDessert]

Who wouldn't want such a caring, friendly, "great catch" who is one of the only men who does not, in fact, have anything wrong with him? You're crazy for not calling that one back.

[Hem3fiction]

"no trouble meeting womEn, I mean womAn approach me 6 times a day"

your mom does not count

[singinglawnchair]

This guy must have the world's smallest pee-pee.

[Jeankko]

..... This guy is a prick. Can I punch him in the face for being a cocky douchebag? Bl

[90jessann]

"your friends were jealous, even if they said they weren't" hahahaha this guy is hilarious!

[alamaxout]

creeper



[clarabellen]

BWAhahahaha! Jesus Titty Fucker! ...why didn't she call him back? He's a very normal, well actually he's just a plain old fashioned GREAT CATCH! Well, I guess it's her loss. I sure hope she's going through chemo or something...

[tpwee]

this guy approached me on the street once. creepo alert!

[blaklaptop]

Did she call him back? He seems like a really nice guy I hope she doesn't break his heart...

[ribqueen]

@blaklaptop lol. think again. he's dimitri the lover. google it.

[ElleCM2]

Ugh typical narcissist / psychopath

[89112005282]

"i don't know, maybe you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, you're going through chemo..."

[infectedvector]

WHAT??!!! He's only been single for four months. What are you thinking ladies. He's actually "a real catch"!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think the name of the personality disorder he's looking for is: NARCISSIST.

[shadowclock12]

@infectedvector Agressive Narcissism is a very severe disorder.

[msxxfast]

This is so laughable.

[TimpBizkit]

How's the Cocky and Creepy technique working

[varjone]

@TimpBizkit Hahaha. Nice one.

[shadowclock12]

@TimpBizkit He's a regular cheeseball mysogynist.

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

OMG what a selfconfident little manwhore! I was laffing my ass off the entire vid! I seriously wanna meet this guy just so i can kick his ass!

[Debunka]

Have you seen the videos on this douchetard's site? Apparentely every woman wants a skeevy looking Eurotrash stereotype.

[JeffHatfield]

i hope your mother is doing well after her chemo..that your disorders are in order..and call me,i get approached 6,7 times a day,you havent much time..here is your altimatum..call me by three(just in case your building is on fire i will make exceptions..i am not a monster)

i am extremely intelligent just ask me..c'mon olga...call me slut!!!

fuckin tease!!

i am going to lose your number!!dont make me lose it!!

[plincoln21]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO AUTO TUNE THIS!!!!!!!

[Zerrith]

@plincoln21 lmao YES!!

[SouthshoreVice]

This guy is batshit insane. Used to be a real doctor but had his license revoked when he sexually assaulted a bunch of patients.

[dude33369]

maybe your mother has chemo hahaha wtf

[RandomKPluver]

I'm confused. What is this again?

[LatinHermit]

He is so modest... I wonder why he's single...

[NightWarriorSam]

she said call me and give you a business card because she just trying to tell you to shut the fuck in a nice way!

3 o'clock deadline? what kind of shit is that? are you trying to buy a house? a car? or you are talking about a big business here?

dude just shut the fuck up.... and nobodys want you number GREEK \__/

[NightWarriorSam]

you say you don't like to leave a second message but i bet you did, sucker!

of cause you don't play those games because you don't even have games in you !

did you got abuse in childhood?? did your mom have cancer or you just a pimp want to be?

[NightWarriorSam]

stop harrasing girls.... you fucking virgin............

trying to act like a pimp..............

you are fucking disgrace................

Greek? come the fuck on....i hope you are not a real Greek

weirdo... why you keep saying that there is nothing wrong with you??

did you take your medication yet?

[samael1981]

He's so monotone, thats almost as creepy as the shit that's coming out of his mouth.

[immortalSweetheart]

this is real? this really happened?? WHAT THE FUCK! xD

[509734]

'Deadline'

Lol

[kessi85]

lol, what a guy !!! :)))

[PoopleBloop]

wtf...

[pijamaparty5]

Marry him!!he 's a nice guy and an olympic athlete from the heart of Athens.He is gonna solve the Greek economical problem and maybe the Spanish one .

[steven6639]

oooh i forgot to say he is actually a medical doctor who got his licence revoked for banging his patients lol, and a news channel lady went to him with a hidden camera, and he was trying to bang her too!! lol look him up, he's a real crazy mofo, also watch his movie trailer lol

[steven6639]

you guys dont know about him, he is really serious about what he says, he is actually making a movie about his life and how much vagina he gets. he is Dimitri the lover.

[Cschive]

people who are awkward tend to assume things and go into too much detail for a first encounter.

Like, it's best to start at step 1 and not 15.

[Djud3n]

He's just being honest.

[Lalakis]

his true name is James Sears . He is not greek.

[ShallowPete]

Buddy he's Greek. Plenty of Greeks anglicized there names upon coming to North America.

[jimmakko]

What a disgrace to Greeks, what an ass...

[cookiePARADE]

hahahahahahahaha

duuuuuude fuckin weirdo

[MrToronto2009]

Dimitri is the master of pick up! I attend his Toronto Real Men meetings. Google "Dimitri The Lover Goes to the Movies" and a new article in the Torontoist pops up. Hollywood producer Brad Goodman is interviewed about a new documentary he is doing about Dimitri the Lover. The voicemails to Olga are viral marketing hoaxes!

[shawnio]

this guy is FUcked

[wuuuuurd]

how the fuck is this guy pick up teacher. He should be stoned by every girl hes ever talked to.

[pagmic]

wow, what a way to not sound desperate

[colleenthedream80]

You people are just propagating the financial gains of a sex offender. Search on YouTube for "Dimitri The Lover Movie is Real". These voicemails are part of a money-making scheme to garner publicity for a misogynistic film. I have contacted the authorities to see if we can stop this film under the "proceeds of crime" legislation. I have yet to hear back from them. The hollywood producer Brad Goodman obviously has absolutely no ethics, having done Bruno and Borat. Truly disgusting!

[Henzorator]

lol collen has some serious sand in her vagina

[SamAndTrent]

hes talkin about olgakay duh

[MrDragontamer2009]

If I were her I would be freaked out and call the police and call him and chew him out.

[Cormi98]

woooaahhhh hes freaky!

[bruno3030]

wow that guy doesn't get laid AT ALL

[DannyAndDorian]

0---o

there is something wrong with him.

[XTheDesertSongX]

you kidding me? hes a total stud xDDD

nahh im kidding.

hes got himself some issues!

[XTheDesertSongX]

oh and look up some of his speeches.

its pretty scary..

[BertramAllMighty7]

"tell me if u have psychological issues", is this guy stupid, and he thinks he is the best guy in the world. if i was that girl, i would of found the biggest dude and go have him punch him strait in the face. he is suck a moron.

[bulochka93]

Holy crap that guy needs help. I really wanna punch him.

[Soruyao]

I`m pretty sure "Passive aggressive personality disorder" isn't a real disorder.

[dude33369]

@Soruyao yes it is

[Soruyao]

@dude33369 no it isn't

[redballyou]

@Soruyao it is, and I fucking hate people with that disorder, usually I just cut the relationship whit them and stop wasting time because it annoys the hell out of me.

[Soruyao]

@redballyou Okay fine, it's "sort of" a real disorder, but it's highly controversial and stuffed into an appendix of the DSM under "other disorders" because nobody can agree on how to diagnose it. That explains why it's never come up in a psych class so far.

Personally, I think of passive aggresiveness as more of a learned behavior than the kind of long term trait that a personality disorder implies.

You win this time, youtube!  The next battle will be mine.

[redballyou]

@Soruyao you're defending it as if it was a good thing, try dealing with people that are so.

[Soruyao]

@redballyou Nah, I dislike passive aggressive people as much as anyone, if not more. I just don't think it qualifies as a personality disorder.

I do think there are people who act passive aggressively, and I agree that it makes them extremely frustrating to deal with.

My complaint was a technical one, and it was a little bit wrong, so I do retract that.

[XTheDesertSongX]

@Soruyao yes it is. my dad is very passive aggressive.

[CaptScruffywhiskers]

Stranger than fiction!......Cheers!

[xxJeanieBooxx]

oh that's not creepy at all...

[MrToronto2009]

So, for all you doubters that shot me down when I said that these voicemails are FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAXES for a HOLLYWOOD MOVIE about Dimitri The Lover, search YouTube for "Dimitri The Lover Movie is Real" and there you see top Hollywood Producer BRAD GOODMAN discussing the film, including Dimitri The Lover's seduction technique. You people are so busted. That includes you AlbinoBlackSheep!!! You're just jealous you're not a movie star!!!

[AnimeRose01]

omg he has nothing wrong with him he's a catch i mean i would be scared of him to lol he's the one with the issues lol

[TheRAT1981]

If I dont receive an answer by thursday afternoon at 3pm, im gonna rent a porn movie and masturbate...u know as usual

[Konartwist]

you should seriously put brackets next to the title saying

(How not to pull)

anyway ... this is hilarious

extremelly contradictive and hipicritical

who the fuck pulls a bird by being formal ??anyway

" believe it or not ; im a complete catch"

yes the police caught u quite well for sexual harrasment -->

[tvfootlint]

Perhaps he's the passive aggressive one?

[colacocala]

lmao!

[AkumuWalrus]

Thats creepy... really creepy...

[guarana80]

It'd be funnier if he just kept calling back sounding more and more desperate . Like in that movie 'The Cable Guy'

[KingX39]

WHO LEAVES A 4 AND A HALF MESSAGE!!!!

[s8nsdqr]

Total douchebag.

[Tdog478]

omg hes such an ass! "If you have some mental issues...im uninterested"

[SpicyTaco29]

what the fuuuuuck?

[str8jacketbabi]

men like this should be castrated

[7917146]

creeper

[rageagainstmachines]

Stuck up egotistic prick...

[samanthaX1000]

Nothing wrong with him my ass.

[AngelGirl2758]

holy shit i'd be scared as fuck if some guy like that keep calling me and leaving creepy messages on my phone. she probably was freaked out too. HE IS A FUCKING RAPIST/CREEPER/DOUCHEBAG

[kruybal95]

What a major creep

[GhostOfMusic93]

He's kind of scary.

[Anonymous4th3lulz]

I would fuck him, so nice as respectful and seems like a nice guy

[Tacobff]

You havent read the descriptionhave you

[Anonymous4th3lulz]

i have

[floral428]

ditto

[direngrey150]

oh goodness...

[Anonymous4th3lulz]

lol

[GeorgiaGirl25x]

creeepyyyyyy lol

[AssasinatorXXX]

LOL hear closely in the last 20 seconds

[bellamuerte022]

wow...

what the crap.

dimitri the creeper more like... ;-;

[whooaitskrystal]

This guy is such a douche.

[xohugaholicox]

"Nobody says 'call me', hands someone a business card, and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder."

Wow. THAT'S the way to get a woman, for sure.

[LoonexTV]

What the heck!!!!

[MedleyCrew]

I wanna call this guy just to argue with him

[mstr40oz]

"A Great Catch"? LMFAO...fuckin guy couldn't get a date if he was a calendar.

[XMegrevX]

hes pathetic

[ElliotWoolf]

I can't believe my ears. This guy sounds like he needs help.

[izumeypup]

lmao she was probably laughing the first time, like "yeah right douche"

but the second time i bet she was wondering if this was some kind of retarded joke... because seriously, who could be THAT full of themselves and such an narcissistic asshole?

really i wonder is this guy will just open his eyes one day and say "Oh my god what what i doing? What the hell was wrong with me?" unfortunately, it will probably be when he is old and grey, and has already lived his life.

Its kind of sad really.

[Mahlyenki0Dyavol]

What an ass hole!

[AngelChicky16]

Oh my goodness.

Seriously? Talk about egotistical. And he never said why all these women approached him, maybe they just wanted to beat him. Cuz I know I want to beat him haha

[squirrelspown]

damn what a jack ass

[Emmyrainnblack21]

holy crap.... what a creep!!!

[scotty900]

Reppin' the 416 WHAT WHAT?????

LoL what a douche...

[101thematrix101]

this is sad...

[jdepluva10]

what.

[attackmacaque]

LOL, this guy is trolling for women with low self esteem. What a douchebag.

[dartdude13]

this guy is a douche nozzle caked with once a month special kethcup

[archange156]

I hope he felt like a dickhead after she didn't return his messages!

[xNekomarax]

lol what a douche

[Cigoto91]

so idiot xD

[HanabiandGaara]

Lol.... He's so creepy.

I feel so sad for this girl.

Why would he keep calling?

He's like on crack!

Lol!!!

This is freeking hilarious!

[halla2yoballa]

my comment is that hes alone, wants some, desperate, and has issues because of too many heart brakes... lol... oh ya ur a catch alright lol dumbass

[xX000iDied]

'_____' wow hes pretty stupid

[kimmedisco19]

That' not creepy at all and there's nothing wrong with that guy ether. (:

[SparkleXcookies]

Oh my god he's so deluded

[Lemoncode]

Wait. wait... what? Someone explain to me how Albino got his hands on this... and ... I have no idea how the hell this came to be.

[SparkleXcookies]

@Lemoncode. The girl sent the voicemail to a radio station,

[Lemoncode]

She's a hero!

[a8anasios666]

and when u do call me.... lol

[TheBarnMetal]

oh my god xD "theres nothing wrong with me" lol

[candyland956]

this is terrible i want to kick this guy in the balls

[BertramAllMighty7]

i bet u cant cause he has none :)

[Izorropirate]

"oh yeah there's nothing wrong with me except for the fact im totally conceeded and a stalker but othere then that im perfect"

[sicko123432190]

Hahahah xD SO TRUE!

[doggysareawsome]

wow. just wow. who bets she didnt call him?

[KierkegaardSayWhaaa]

one of the few men in the city with NOTHING wrong with him . . . creeper

[Pyledriver13]

he repeats a lot

[queenico1234]

SCARRY

[werecracker]

My favorite part was when he said he was one of the few men in this city who has nothing wrong with him XDDDD

[Moonstruck220]

Holy shit, if I got phone calls like this, I think I'd have to call back, ask for the guy's address, and then proceed to his house to kick his ass

[LogicalMadness]

Whos bets she didnt call him?

[Julianfreaks]

me!!

[IrelandBoi1987]

Talk about having your head up your own backside, while putting your foot in your mouth!!

"I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him..."

Whow.

[baxizach]

well said Irelandboi,

hahaha'd

[Skateboarder244]

this guy is creepy >=O

[CjbCooldude]

xD hhahahhhaa

[hellodearbo]

this guy knows how to get all the girls.

[johncantees]

hahaha holy shit. I know guys like this. Thats the sad thing

[Takeonazon]

@johncantees I think we all know one guy that is like this^^

[MrToronto2009]

Sorry, I think you meant to respond to Colleen with your last comment Albino. I don't understand. Dimitri is claiming throughout his Twitter and during his meetings that BRAD GOODMAN has produced a film about him and he PLAYED the trailer at the last meeting. If he is making it up then he should be sued and I will never attend another one of his meetings. Please have your guy contact Mr. Goodman and please report back to everyone to confirm.

[gangsta1510]

Lol dude, your exuses suck balls

try getting a real life.

[colleenthedream80]

I AM NOT NUTS! I am ensuring that people know the voicemails are fake, because then they are less amused and less likely to distribute them to their friends. As long as people feel they are real they give them creedance and people say "hey, check out this douchebag" and they get distributed. And how can you, MrToronto, attend these meetings? He is a misogynist. Women want to be treated with respect and not like a piece of garbage!!!

[MrToronto2009]

Hey Albino, I hear you man! But I usually attend meetings with my cousin and missed the last one. We knew Spring 2008 the voicemails were being released. Dimitri told us. The movie was filmed in July 2008. A guy that worked on Borat filmed that month's meeting. I was there and saw it with my own eyes. Dimitri told us there were huge dealys due to Bruno being delayed and causing a chain reaction. I beleive it totally. But Colleen is still nuts. Why do you have such animosity toward Dimitri?

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

I LOVE Dimitri. I hate Meterosexuals too. I've watched every animation on the site, and it's great.

However, I truly believe these voicemails are real, and until I see anything from a third-party like IMDB identifying these voicemails as fake, I won't change my decision. I love truth just as much as I love the "Dimitri" character. I'll delete your real name if you message me simply asking to.

[ImmaSkater25]

hey abs, remember me? anyways...r u sure this isnt friday night cranks? it sounds like him

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

I'm not sure what Friday night cranks is, but this is Dimitri the Lover's voice. You can find some speeches he gives in YouTube.

[MrToronto2009]

This Colleen character is nuts. The only thing she's right about is the voicemails being viral marketing. My cousin attends his Toronto Real Men meetings relgiously and they played the trailer for the movie at the last meeting. He says the thing was Hollywood quality.  What does the Wikipedia have to do with the movie?

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

James. The movie is never coming out because it doesn't exist, and I'll call Brad Goodman myself and record the call to put this claim to rest. I have a connection at The Star, and she would love something like this.

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

You and I share a common friend.  I knew of you and your site from him before I heard this voicemail. I'm interested in the voicemail, your website and definitely your Flash animations, but not interested in making fun of you personally, and therefore I'll remove your real name from this. Just ask. Then hopefully, you won't feel the need to claim this is a hoax.

[sam183796]

he scares me....... *runs away*

[colleenthedream80]

THESE VOICEMAILS ARE VIRAL MARKETING FOR A MOVIE!!! Google "Dimitri The Stud Viral Hoax". Brad Goodman of Borat & Bruno is doing a documentary about "Dimitri The Lover", who is a vile misogynist freak that lives in Toronto. He has a loyal following of pervs and is a danger to society. Most people think he's funny, but as a lesbian and feminist, I am outraged. If you go to twitter and add /dimitrithelover after the url, you can see a link to his sick twisted gf in the last couple of tweets

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

No, James. The claim that this is a "hoax" is the real hoax because you're ashamed that your true self is public, and came up with this coverup that doesn't have any backup, even a year later.

Notice your James N. Sears Wikipedia page is deleted.

Also, why wouldn't it say in that article that you lost your license from sexual harassment if this is all part of a script.

You just "lost" it? Like down a sewage drain?

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

The only confirmation this whole year has been some copy and paste job (like this one) only from you and NO WHERE ELSE.

IMDB will be updated "next week"? It's been a year and a half now since you said that.

You tried to turn this humiliation into your favour. Why does the "viral backstory" say San Fransisco? This clearly takes place in Toronto where you, I and your phone number are from.

[onisynn]

and the super douche-bag turd award goes to...

[theeyeburninglight]

dude is so full of bullshit hahahaha

[SSJPENGUIN]

I wanted the number :P

[ZephyrHikari]

Wow, he makes it sound like a business deal...

[Gliese0]

holy shit thats so scary