Neuroses in D

[NitiZvezd]

best lyrics ever, it's like listening to myself talk! :D

[devotchka16]

i think you just sang everything in my head right now.

[peidi100]

We heard you sing 'hot' with your Dad when you were about 2 - so sweet! Sassy now - bless you

[tylerkenobster]

I get turned on by sneeze porn..

[RaaaytselM]

WHAT ARE THE CHORDS FOR THIS? i really want to do this for my school talent show!

[RuchitiFilms]

this song has always cracked my ass up all the time and have a nice day!

[rocafella142]

Are you Marty Friedman's daughter?

[InnocenceExperience]

@rocafella142 the singer Dean Friedman is her dad. You heard of 'lucky stars'?

[rocafella142]

@InnocenceExperience oh yea i heard that song, ok gotcha

[JhonnyDaemon]

This is great! Thanks for posting.

[1MissGiggles]

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[ronaldglenn2010]

I didn't know Ann Hathaway played guitar!

[InnocenceExperience]

@ronaldglenn2010 Ann Hathaway plays guitar?!

[mikeymaple7]

i think i'm in love.

[tamadrum32]

i love you

[ancona246]

u remind of Ann Hathaway and your are one of the funniest people i have seen on youtube

[dmbphan041]

annnnnd im in love.

[thomas1637]

is she naked

[Chompeto]

woo! this made me subscribe

[IpodZombie]

I love how she made RANDOM FUNNY

[IpodZombie]

I love how her music was just linked together

[InnocenceExperience]

I can relate to a bit too much of that!

[unknownlabrat]

Just ordered your book. <3

[TheFriendlySpazzle]

are you naked?

[felixdeville]

wow..she's gorgeous! 

[aristotle9000]

** ANNOUNCEMENT**

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TheBornAnnoyed aka TheBornEnlightened aka TheBornAnnoying aka TheBornUnenlightened aka Mensa Moron

Is the Winner of the YouTube ATTENTION WHORE of the Year Award for 2010 !!!

Also TheBornAnnoyed is the Winner of the MOST HATED Person of the Year Award on YouTube for 2010 !!!

Hated by Anonymous

Hated by $cientologists

Hated by ALL

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE GIVE YOU....THEBORNANNOYED !!!!!!!

[TheBornAnnoyed]

Good work, Chicky!

: )

[aristotle9000]

@TheBornAnnoyed This is you, except for the fact she is pretty and uses bigger multi syllable words you cannot understand!

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@aristotle9000 Oh honey. Don't feel slighted that I would rather go down on her, than on you. How many times do I have to tell you? I WILL NOT MARRY YOU. And I will not partake in a menage a trois, with you and (beep).

Sorry to shatter your world, again....and again....and again...and again. Keep a stiff upper lip hun. The right woman.....or guy....will come along soon. And if you come out of the closet already, your chances of meeting Mr. Right just might happen. Ciao.

[aristotle9000]

@TheBornAnnoyed You are just all upset you cannot get any.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@aristotle9000 Ignorant One. I am getting some RIGHT NOW, as I type.

You want details?

Silly obsessed one. Carry on.....

[aristotle9000]

@TheBornAnnoyed "Ignorant One. I am getting some RIGHT NOW, as I type. 

You want details?

Silly obsessed one. Carry on".....

Really? It must not be any good , being that as you type this, you are "getting some" ROFL ROFL ROFL

Can you say LOSER?

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@aristotle9000 Can you say DEXTEROUS? ... actually I am more dexterious.... magical and mystical.

Problem?

[aristotle9000]

@TheBornAnnoyed Who do you think you are fooling here? Lets be serious now, you are fooling only yourself.

We both know there is no way in hell anyone is engaging in sexual proclivities with the exception of a vibrator, and 'honey that ain't sayin' much. As far as these other skills, accomplishments, experiences, blah blah blah its all bulllshit, You haven't done or been anywhere extraordinary, nor is there anything magical or mystical about you, just a look at your pic with fat fingers!

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@aristotle9000 I don't think I'm gonna reply to you anymore. It's become kinda icky... and very obsessive of you. Being an educated woman in Social Sciences I know the warning signs. And you have been exhibiting them for far too long. I cannot enable your convoluted delusions that you and I may wind up together some day. That is unethical for me to continue giving you hope.

[aristotle9000]

@TheBornAnnoyed You are not educated at all, and we could care less if you reply or not. We will continue to do what we do until you stop polluting and defacing peoples video's. Now go take some medication.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@aristotle9000 ... Goodbye hun. Good Luck, in all endeavors. Behave yourself, keep your sites on the Big Picture....and Keep the Faith. Keep On Keepin' On. ......Peace.

[ggluigie]

is she Naked? :o

GROSS!

[unknownlabrat]

I can relate to this so much.......

[285cottoncandy]

is she nude

[RateMyKnitting]

Wow!

RMR

[decemi]

Wow. just simply wow. I wish our language wasnt as ancient as this, I'd really love to express how this made me feel. Thank you.

[HechoEnLosUSA]

Your video has a high pitched sound in the back ground unlike anything I have ever heard before. Perhaps it is a telegraph transmission of some sort. Could it be.

[helenna100]

all i can say is "wow"  and r u naked

[1000BrokenKeys]

Neuroses in D and poems in F, why such stuff ? I dont watch tv, I dont want to know about negative stuff I can do nothing about ! except me getting angry or depressed, how does that help ? over-informed with negative news !! I couldnt watch this video untill the end, i'd kill myself.

I wish you the best of luck with your creativity though :))

[lightsabre6]

Hey Hannah: DON'T go watch TV, it's one of the worst facets of the conspiracy you sang about :-)

Wanna DO something about it all that makes it seem much less insane, and DOES allow you to fulfill that "purpose" you're wondering about?

Learn about ORGONITE and get involved, and all those jagged, haphazard, crazy, puzzle pieces will start fitting together and you will understand what's really going on here on Earth.

ethericwarriors(.)com

orgoniseafrica(.)com

donebydooney(.)com

[Garythespider1]

This Green assed plastic spider is officially in love, well done my Super sexy, intelligent, expressive, naked, female human....WELL DONE!!!

[xX2301Xx]

modern day hippie

[gonrolgonrol]

You wanting a brownie makes you horny? ;)

Great video!

[lucky1hammy1]

Are you naked

[sevenender]

this is so great! faved!

[AussieEnigma777]

I went to YALE that's where I proved how easy it is for a young naive girl to be brainwashed by socialists. I also proved that I can become a pawn in the hands of the likes of Andy Stern "We saw how they voted, we took their names, we know where they live" and "If the power of persuasion doesn't work we'll use the persuasion of POWER"...nah..nothing totalitarian there.. silly me.

[MrSmiles51]

Fantastic!!!

[thaiboii1]

This is amazing... is this like on top of ur head? amazing...

[AlgisKemezys]

Your the best...thanks so much for this. Lets work together?

[sevenender]

wow oh god wow!! you are amazing..great!!

[starwart2000]

In 2 minutes and 23 seconds, I think I fell in love with you.

[SydneyToki]

too funny :)

[blushgrl16]

is she naked

[orkasteez]

i watch this every once and a while and i like it alothough umma try to keep the butt kissing to a min its defiantly super ill....

[3dayis2derful]

this song is my favorite song and your hair is my favorite hair and i'm on lexapro and i get turned on by sneeze porn <3

[TheVoicelnYourHead]

Watch some T.V.? How inspiring.

[TheVoicelnYourHead]

This is one of my favorite videos ever.

See NORM . ORG

FluorideACTION . NET

Mercola . com

[noblepuker]

You are one of a kind,a truly a special person.Sneeze porn,HAHA...love it. I'm crazy like you,for you..but lack the gift.I needed a laugh on this depressing day. Thanks Hannah !

[FabyluvsMagazines]

yeaaahhh!! your awesome hannah!!!

[AnusreeAnvita]

hai am ready for some action any guys want to take the challenge?

[AndrosForever]

haha love it and I dig crazy chicks I guess

[DivineSinners]

Glad I ran into this video. Made my day!

Ha Ha!

[orkasteez]

still love listening to this every few months or so.... its great

[sloppyjamesyo]

did she died?

[sk8rkid135]

Why are you so naked in all your videos? xD

[tovadaq]

Not only is it a good song, you make the video visually pleasing to boot!

Well done.

[DragonDroid2416]

....atleast you can see the nazis...

[SherifG1]

This is too cool

>>>Sherif

[RaineeLuv]

I take Lexypro! :o

[srukus1]

Do you have those lyrics writen or are you free flowin! i do the same shit. tats cool as hell!

[unfluster]

Humor + Brains + Looks + Talent  = STAR!!!!!!!

[TheWonderDork]

LMFA freakin' O

[156Dragon]

I saw the sneezeing porn and it was sick to watch.

[Virchew]

Wow! that was amazing! That made my day I cried from laughter!

[bjf2008]

neuroses in D superb comment on society , dont forget to look beyond what you see, and the dark is scarier than the nazis, but not as scary as the illuminati!!!!! :P your a muse !!:P good music stream of thought writing is fun

[MRBOSTERN]

Very funny - and sharp! :)

[lemmejustseethevids]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!

lyrical genius MUCH ?

thanks for the add :)

[diKsuomynonA]

I liked this. It makes me smile!

[ImperiousViking]

I get turned on my sneeze porn

[lifemetall]

0:00 to 0:07 looks like a heavy metal GUY

[TheSubtlepoettnone]

Greatness!

[Dresden0010]

This video is a slice of awesomeness! It made me smile (despite all the mayhem I've experienced the past few days).

*-*

[LinkBulletBill]

She can't be naked? Or is she?

Without that guitar we might see her boobs?

Why am I thinking of seeing her boobs?

What's with guys wanting to see girl's boobs?

I know! It turns me on too! But seriously...

I know I'll never see her boobs, because they're her boobs...

And one time I went to the corner store, and bought some beer...

But they ask for my card and I was underage, and I kind of panic and I just answered I just forgot it!

But seriously... Fahrenheit 451 is happening right now!!!

[mav11b]

Amazing.

[bizarrefunction1987]

Fantastic, I love this!!!

[thefunclub]

You are fantastic!

[theswoonfactor]

Brilliant....

[jp3d2k]

" week before he was shot Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland and JFK was in Marilyn Monroe..." I finally got that: LOL

[fluorisch]

haha did you write this comment before or after i wrote that on twitter?

[jp3d2k]

after... I'm slow ;D

[fluorisch]

i'm slow too. i've known this video for almost a year, but i got that part just this evening ^^

[sockenfrank]

funny.

[chushinryoku]

sexiest song EVER! lol

[Draupnir2005]

fucking LOVES IT.

[GayRegion]

This is a Hot Fun Political sexy sweet video Love You Girl

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

XD Hannah, this was amazing! You've made my night.

[NerdsAreHumansToo]

that was incredibly awesome!

XD

[slikshot6]

haha at least you can see the natzis

[carsonmaier14]

i.

love.

this.

[sobman]

Hah. Made me smile.

[carcrashheart11]

Seriously...

I love you. lol

[wardancer]

This is brilliant, reminds me a bit of Jeffrey Lewis, but kind of funnier.

I also have a wordy song called Plane of Theory, which is possibly less emotionally engaging, maybe more male? Watch it if you have time or were taking time out from sneeze porn...

[NaRinSHfetch]

That right there... was epic!

[jazzyj890]

you know, I listened to this WAY too many times lastnight... at least 20.

[ReeMowLeo]

Oh my,

too amazing

aha

~Remo

xx

[stroberimanisrasanya]

LOL AMAZING

[DISN92]

beautifully awsome? :D♥

[bristolpepper2007]

Amazingly, incredibly, brilliantly amazing!

[RyanMauriceAnderson]

I just shat myself. Amazing!

[yobrevef]

How are you not famous already or more famous. That was fucking great.

[RickGabeSound]

So you totally made me say This girl is F'N Crazy!!!!! Out Loud! That puts you high on my list of cool youtubers. good job. :)

[wowitseden]

I think I'm in love. Buying your book ASAP.

[JakeJealousy001]

this is amazing,

[volnessj]

"Sometimes I pretend I am Anne Frank and curl up my legs and hide in my closet to see how quietly I can breathe and how long I can manage to stay in the pitch black before I have to blow my cover. It's usually not very long, because it turns out that the dark is scarier than the Nazis. At least you can see the Nazis." Hannah Friedman. Everything Sucks Losing My Mind and Finding Myself in a High School Quest for Cool. Page 46-47.

I'm in love with your book.

[metawolf987]

Haha, I like that you're topless, and you're pretty :)

[DarkMark999]

at least you can see the Nazis!

Oh wow women! your amazing <3

[TV843]

You're very pretty and extremely irritating at the same time.

[monkeyskins666]

why are you playing guitar naked lol isn't it cold?

[cherrycokewine]

Your voice is gorgeous. And the fact that I totally understand and relate to this song makes me very, very, very scared.

[Culexable]

-dies laughing-

[PixiesFanatic]

I like it!

[smileyemma100]

hahahaha! So funny!

[keriquacka]

amazing :) well done love it

[gregsmithgroup]

I like the bit about your therapist. "Fucking insane, something snapped in my brain."

[gregsmithgroup]

Hilarious title!

[aaronlewis4life]

Love you, love you, love you!

[MHB155]

naked beautiful girl+guitar=automatic kickass song no matter how bad it honestly is lmao :D....iam not saying this song is bad iam just saying lol

[8ooresonanceoo8]

I love cute creative girls, keep it up you just made my day. :-)

[southside412]

fucking brilliant

[RazorFantasy]

Love this!!!! Reminds me a bit of Tim Minchin.

[treehamallama]

i love the lyrics

[Darkdejaj]

MOAR! MOAR!

[GravDiga]

just watched this video 3 times in a row :) and it surprised me how intelligent she is :P

i wish i could meet some1 like her she seems very cool =P nice video..now im guna watch some tv.

[punkXskaterX]

i'm on 4 times in a row...... and i watched this vid for the first time about 7 months ago....... LOL

There's just so much to take in......

I LOVE IT!

[PicturesOnSilence1]

This is better than awesome!

It reminds me a bit of Climbing Uphill by Jason Robert Brown.

I love it!

[kimcbree]

i,d eat a bagel if you`d eat a bacon cheeseburger. christian but cannot believe hebrew mythology

[Shr3d0nS0up]

I agree with RnRcorsair, but in many cases i think that female keep their creations to themselfs rather than men who show like all there friend the second they make it. atleast i do anyways.......

[FiniteSunrise]

Shr3d0nS0up, that makes no sense. You say girls don't flaunt their creativity but... She posted it on youtube lmfaooo.

[RnRcorsair]

I have a 16 year old daughter.I showed her this video to prove how much smarter girls can be than boys .& I always tell her "the female is the crown of creation' If males had to go thru child birth there would be no people on the planet.Women are stronger than men .& can be ( I'm divorced from her mother so take this ....) less selfish

[ArtForm91]

I really hope you're not generalising, there are a lot of us men that are highly creative and modest about their work, the same is true for women. I dont believe that either of the sex's are creatively superior.

Also this song is terrific, I can't stop listening to it somtimes :)

[Flapjack77777]

Wow, sexist retard, I bet you don't even have kids. But then you will just be one of those stupid 13 year olds that try to convince me. But I'll tell yah, it's not gonna convince me.

[andretredje]

Just Great!!

[RnRcorsair]

I send this to all my girl friends all with Blondy one I really think it's cool - I like to think others like it too but I haven't gotany "oh wow's"

[lebronjamesXD]

im guessing that the reason ur not wearing a bra is to get some veiwers? lol jk but it would be cool if u setted the gutair lower, u know for a close up :D

[tochox]

Like Phoebe in Friends

[kimcbree]

even though the holocaust story is dubious , which you support ,I would still vote for you as president. oh shit forgot i'm CANADIAN

[styler1010]

Kennedy wasnt shot with Colt Revolver

[KLMKx3]

OMG SUBCRIBING!!!!!!!

[lemonlimon]

You are, without a doubt, my newest and greatest hero.

[SuzieLady]

That was wicked! hahah! love it!

[kimcbree]

sorry about prior comments , you rock chickeepoo

[ArtForm91]

JFK was shot with a colt revolver?

this song was epic :)

really though a colt revolver? i would have thought a rifle... or a helicopter.

[tehsimo]

SHUT UP AND SHOW US YOUR TITS!

[tehsimo]

OK the Marilyn Monroe one was funny..

[kimcbree]

nazis were the best thing that happened to jews & slavery was the best thing to happen to negroes can you dispute dat

[kimcbree]

must be a jewpig

[bombshellMartiny]

love u hannah, this vid is why i subscribed

[johnsonGmusic]

Powerful

[AccepteDeception]

your songs remind me of kimya dawson's a bit.

[JimNauseam]

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with this girl.

[Mariliionado]

Hannah you have it! What the world right now is in desperate need of is taking a step back, and having a good belly laugh at the past decade or so of humourless politics, and the need to worship fame.We need to have a good laugh at what we have all become, and what we should have in common. The Western world in particular has become so inanely politicised, and engrosed in the self! Forget global warming and learn to love, and all things will fall into place. That makes me feel kind of horny!!

[iamjustjoanne]

OMG!  That was freaking hysterical!

Thank you!

[ViralWinter]

Hot.

Lol

[eyebhdr]

This video is super crazy awesome! And, hey, thanks for becoming my tweet friend on twitter!

[Listersmate2]

What a WONDERFUL song for conspiracy theorists like myself!

[ViralWinter]

"Conspiracy Theorist" like it's an image. LOL Go watch the news.

[Listersmate2]

I do watch the news...but I don't believe it! That's why I'm a conspiracy theorist!

[ViralWinter]

....... idiot.

[kinglonewolf104]

Cool song, even if it makes you sound slighlty nuts!

Sneeze porn? seriously???

&eB

[Diruizmus]

sweet. i l0ve y0ur th0ught pr0cess,

[ilovesugarquills]

lol JFK was in marilyn monroe!

[artgoyle]

hilarious! I'll sent this to some friends, they'll love it too

[shoup1116]

haha i just love this i think ive watched it 80 times