Have I Got News For You (Series 36): Webisode 8 - BBC One

[Squeaky291294]

Santa got sacked for hiring Jack Skellington as his apprentice.

[jaaayyymes]

I'd like to see Bill Maher on Have I got News for you

[Mzungu64]

Santa was sacked for cumming down the chimney.

[tianoriginal]

Worst ever HIGNY?

[tianoriginal]

Worst ever HIGNY?

[gloomyoutlook]

You absolute cunts, BBC! You've deleted all the HIGNFY catalogue here on Youtube .__.

[Tahkaullus01]

Santa is sacked for inappropriate lap usage

[AsRetard]

Santa is sacked for harbouring hoes

[ginapower630]

Santa is sacked for eating everyones mince pies :p

[frostyuk2007]

Santa is sacked for emptying his sacks...........

[BritishSnail]

Should the Iranians not feel partial to leeks, feed our sick and disabled loafers leek soup and send them in shouting "I'm made of uranium, catch me if you caaaaaaaaaan!"

Then both sides can have a go.

Let's hope that there are enough sick and disabled loafers in between you guys - in real life like, or I guess it's goodbye to the Iranians and goodbye to you!

Lord, I cannot help fantasising. Cleans my mind?

[ThatFamousChick1]

OMG ! I SAW KEN LIVINGSTONE. on sunday :| he walked right past my car just near cricklewood with who i thought were his grankids but later found it its his children. but yeh. and then he starts running for the bus ahaha. i didnt say hii tho, i was afraid he'd blank me.

[beastiedesigns]

Victoria Wood,Lucy Porter,Sarah Silverman,Shappi Khorsandi,Gina Yashere,Sarah Millican,Miranda Hart,Tina Fey,Dawn French,Jennifer Saunders,Joanna Lumley,Joe Brand,urgh im giving up. off to watch some more comedy

[highestsettings]

@beastiedesigns A lot of those are shit.

[Zyborgmonkey]

god hes lame!

[Sophieandhearts]

Julia Davis and Jennifer Saunders....that's about it.

[buggs83uk]

thats easy, santa sacked for coming down the chimney!

[McPrfctday]

Ohh... it's the turning circle of a horse at full gallop. And it's 42ft... hmmm life the universe and everything, anyone? It's all a big circus.

[alex291190]

Santa is sacked... For child abuse!

[Hcrlnd]

Santa is sacked for not giving me my F***ING MOON SHOES!!

[mrrmancunian]

Santa got sacked because he wouldn't allow other races to wear his suit.

[KnoxvilleJE28]

Santa is sacked for ignoring elf and safety regulations.

[UKCN]

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[Lostfaith1980]

santa is sacked for pedophilia ^_^

[DANWOODHOUSE1]

santa is sacked for being found out to be gary glitter

[Elvenhonour]

ROFL

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

Lazy bones indeed.

ubject: Free album plus and dot dot dot - have you ever thought of recording that question mark

Anagram: Mad SFO punt - led toddler about - Hoagy - HTV USA Cad kin Q interfer - over emote throughout

Can we have an appeal soon for somebody to find the SFO a brain - or some common sense? lol

[calumisdead]

I hate Katy Brand. She's just not funny.

[lorahhohara]

Agreed.

[calumisdead]

Indeed.

[beepandbop]

Whenever I see "woman comedian" I think "nope, not possible."

[lorahhohara]

Hahaa, I don't think that.

I think there are some good women comedians. I just think Katy Brand isn't funny.

[beepandbop]

I'd like to think you're right, but from what I have seen, most women fail at comedy. They just think they're funny when they're not. Or other women think so (and even then...)

[lorahhohara]

Here in the UK we have some very good female comedians, I have no idea what goes on in comedy out of Britain.

[chrisy0907]

name one...

[lorahhohara]

Dawn French.

[chrisy0907]

GOOD female comedians

[lorahhohara]

I will admit, Comedy is a male dominated industry, I will also admit that the majority of female comedians are rubbish. But I don't believe that only men have the ability to make an audience laugh.

Some of what are seen as the best British comedies ever written are co-written by females. Men are generally better at stand up, I don't know why, they just are. I just think people saying that a good female comedian is not possible is an obnoxious thing to say.

[Paws31]

You've just said exactly what I would have said, so all I'll say is- I agree!

[lorahhohara]

I'm glad someone agrees. :)

[harlequin2262]

@lorahhohara

Males use more humour. Simple as that. I remember in high school, there's a lot more laughter coming from the male groups. Smiles all around, just a lot of difference in laugh levels.

[Atheneastro]

@lorahhohara What? I've seen plenty of female standup comedians which were really funny, such as Rebecca Corry!

[jedaaa]

lucy porter

[zebraheadx]

joe brand

[Paws31]

Well you're a sexist arse, aren't you.

[beepandbop]

Yes, now get back in the kitchen.

[Paws31]

Yessir!

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

Subject: speakers anger (barons noons chili)

Anagram: Hob nails - kins response - arrogance

[xLaLax30]

what? why is J.S on it? he isnt even funny.

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

Subject: a kazoo should never be played without a swanee whistle

Anagram: Venerable Paul - Hoe kin lot - so dazed - waste - whitewash you

[RaleighDawlishRaynar]

It is called silence = Cad silence - Lit lies

[Weirfan69]

Santa is sacked for pissing off his co-workers, but not as often as Angus Deayton.

[monkies978]

argh i can't watch webisode 7.

I want to see David not Jerry!!!

[syrian30]

happy new year

[xHelenPx]

whats paul on about?? a horse can do a 5m circle in canter fgs

[heartagramhobbs]

he was just joking

[xHelenPx]

nah i think he geniunely believed himself!!

[ukulazy]

didn't he mean running? I can't imagine a horse being able to run (or gallop, whatever...) in a 5m circle.

[19nimrod93]

Does Ken have any other suits? He wore it on the Angus scandal episode and recently on 8 out of 10 cats.

[dreamsjoint]

Santa is sacked for taking seven years to build William Hague a website.

[crz55]

Santa is sacked for allowing the elves to unionise and appoint Mini-Me as their head.

[TUniqueUK]

Santa is sacked for elf strike over pay.

[shamangshine]

Santa is sacked as presents are left to deliver gifts.

[z0mgrugbyisback]

Katy Brand is shit.

How she won an award for her repulsive show is beyond me.

[videonoob117]

Santa is sacked for not existing.

[Ducks720]

Santa is Sacked for delivering presents to muslim children

[nortsoldier]

io like jerry lol hes quite funny

[willo1188]

Santa is sacked for putting Woolworths out of business.

[KD3t0x]

Mollesting Reindeers!

[SASrules4ever]

lol! The actual show kept making references to some ofhis shows e.g. the lie detector test.

[superspeacialawsome]

wow. i actually read the santas sacked article. it was for asking an elderly woman to sit on his lap or somethin

[turquoise88]

a;adf

[BritishAlienCompany]

Santa is sacked for knowingly giving Boris Johnson ginger hair-dye instead of blonde this Christmas!

[Asperger1993]

Santa is sacked for accidentally breaking an electric fire which was placed in the fireplace.

[thefifthlimb]

Santa is sacked for pimping out his ho ho ho's

[boss666]

Santa is sacked for ballsing up Christmas

[EmoZenith]

Paul should be on Qi with a knowledge like that

[charlie866returns2]

Santa is sacked for being a asbo

[zaygezunt]

Jerry was brilliant - he can ad-lib, he laughs at the jokes and he clearly had fun. Please bring him back!

Santa is sacked for only showing up for work once a year

[PineappleOxide]

Oh my God, Jerry Springer?

WHAT THE HELL.

Santa is sacked for 'hugging a hoodie'.

It was actually David Cameron in disguise (Santa, not the hoodie.)

[originalchillie]

Santa is sacked for Boris Johnson

[miabla5]

jerry springer??? yikes.

[iluvakutri]

MIMING IN HIS GROTTO

[charlie866returns2]

Santa is sacked for shaging elfs wife

[L0stJ0hnny]

Santa is sacked for being an elf hazard...

[Asperger1993]

Santa is sacked for breaking and entering after he was unable to find a chimney.

[BVargas78]

Santa is sacked for saying Ho Ho Ho, after 3 scantily dressed women walked past.

Honest!

[SirKnobofCheese]

Santa is sacked for wearing a hoodie

[steveo447]

santa is sacked for getting the presents half-prics from woolworthes

[purpleprinc3]

anyone know where i can watch the full episode? send me a link please would be much appreciated!! :)

[Mahargnamm]

you've probably had loads of replies by now, but that won't stop me doing my public duty. Have you tried bbc i-player? (That'll involve moving house if you don't already live in the UK)

[britishleylandcrap]

God I hate ken livingstone. Red, Communist twat

[OneWorldOneLife]

i heart ken.

[imangrynow]

Ken's not a Commie just a good old fashioned socialist with a great sense of humour - and he should still be Mayor!

[britishleylandcrap]

More fool you, pal. He's a communist the same as john reid. I find it amazing that left wing extremist's can hold high office without a word being said. But right wing people get shunned and sidelined. I invite other people's views......

[imangrynow]

He's a socialist he's a democrat, he doesn't advocate armed struggle or a 1 party state, he's not exactly an extremist!

If you mean racists can't hold office then quite right too but right wingers like Thatcher (sadly) can do rather well!

[britishleylandcrap]

I'm a right winger and proud of it. I see you trot out the usual garbage that right wing = racist. The left have a really bad habit of shouting down anybody that has a view on immigration, imigrants, anti - european issues etc, as a racist.

[imangrynow]

If you read what i said i was actually pointing out that there's a difference between the mainstream right, like Boris Johnson (though he has been racist before) who actually does hold office and the likes of Nick Griffin. And btw Tony Benn is sceptical about the EU and none of us call him a racist!

[britishleylandcrap]

*Yawn* imangrynow ? more like urboringmenow

[imangrynow]

Stop talking to me then you stupid bastard!

[NunsAllowed]

Send the elves home now !

Short-arsed bogus bastards, yeah, and I bet they are gay as well-comin over here frightening our women and fixing our toys.

[MrWednesday3]

Yeah. "*yawn* urboringmenow by justifying your opinions and qualifying earlier statements intelligently!"

[britishleylandcrap]

I don't agree with what u said but ur welcome to say it. Award yourself a gold star.

[NunsAllowed]

True.

[andypkerr]

Santa is sacked for appearing on the Sex Offenders Register

[indysid]

Santa is Sacked for having a fight with teh Easter Bunny on Jerry Springer.

[Pilkingtube]

omg it takes ages for them to get it up on iplayer, they spend too much time getting it on youtube :P

[crazzer123]

Santa is sakced for being politically incorrect?

[mrcrackerfeld]

got a porky tales of global nightmares bbc? a giant storm with fireballs attached with strings warns bbc weather with gordon brown peeping behind the wetherboard

[mrcrackerfeld]

"lets see how much money we can scrounge off them" says brown

[TomStrong08]

This isn't funny.

[patluff]

you have the most awesome video on your account

[johnAit]

thats because an americans hosting it!!

[L0stJ0hnny]

Jerry Springer was born in London, England to German Jewish parents... he's not very American

[92RedRevolver]

Ahahahaha.

[johnAit]

what u laughing at?

[johnAit]

is an English-born American television personality, a former Democratic mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, He is also the current host of America's Got Talent.

thats pretty american. where ur born dosent affect ur personality u stupid fuck its where u live and work!thats like saying if ur born in africa u must be black.

also i know where London is!!

[joeyv134]

I liked jerry springer on the show.. i thought he was gd

[TomStrong08]

You thought he was God or good?

[joeyv134]

good lol, althought jerry springer could be God in disguise.. u neva no ;)