Here is some material for Seinfeld for his next standup:
What do they mean when they say someone is Jewish? There is no Christianish or Hinduish or Muslimish. Why do they say 'Jewish'? Is that like greenish or bluish - somewhat like blue, but not quite; somewhat like a Jew but not quite?
'Jew' sounds a little disparaging, so we say 'Jewish'. But we don't say 'blackish'. No, we take the trouble to say 'african-american'.
... And why does anyone who makes a post that even mentions the name of a couple of races gets accused of racism? NASCAR and Indy 500 - there I am a raving racist.
I think this is a problematic area cos some people just want to call people racist when these people have in no way said anything racist because they just want to "use" it to make themselves look good, like they are tackling racists. These people are invariably assholes but unfortunately their little apparent "heroism" seems to fool too many people.
its so funny when jerry cant hold back his laughing and starts to twirl hes mouth into a smiling one and then create a falsetto voice in the episodes, hes not a gr8 actor but thats what makes it so funny^^
FUCK YOU NIGGA BUTTSeCKS? WHY ID LOVE SOME BUTTSECKs. FROM THE NIGGA CHUCK NORRIS OF COURSE MAN YOU DIRTY APE NEGRO OF A SLUT FONDLE MY NUTS AND STICK UR FINGERS IN MY ASS AND CALL ME UNCLE ALREADY YOU MEXICAN HOE OF A MANATEe. MMMMMM I FECES ARE TASTYYYYYYYYyyyyyy FUUUUUUUCKKK NIGGGAZZZZZ MANGGG WHIIIITE POWERRRRRRR FUUUUUCKK NIGGERSSSSSS WHIIITE FUCKING POWEERRRR YOU MOTHERFUCKING DIRTY ASS APES NEED TO LEARN HOW TO READ YOU NEGRO FUCKKKSSSS WHIIIIIITE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr fuck you.
@ehackster Actually I think it was both Jerry and Larry's sensibilities together. I don't find them to be quite as funny on their own as they were in the first 7 seasons of Seinfeld.
No, they shouldn't. Aren't 200 episodes enough for you? And the last season was getting weak... be happy with what you got and don't bother to fantasize about something that would only be mediocre.
@camcoop25 very true. It ended at the right time. Honestly, my least favorite episodes are the pilot and the last one. Everything in the middle was great!
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One thing I would like to ask Seinfeld is: is it easy to make an inmature character like the ones in Seinfeld while one's personal personality naturally changes. What I mean is, a person can change in personal life but when he plays a character like Kramer he must change from Michael Richards to the old same Kramer, with the same haircut and stuff. I think one character that changed mostly was Julia Druyfus (Elaine). Elaine didn't change but Julia changed by time.
Another Festivus miracle!
HeRacesTheSun 1 month ago
alec beeeerg!
2047alvi 2 months ago
Tom Gammill is the voice for Super Dave
a1hocker 5 months ago
What 3 skidmarks DON'T like this???!!!
jasonfallon123 7 months ago
You can see the Seinfeld reunion on the 7th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm! It's pretty, pretty, pretty good...
jubacv 8 months ago
3 people did not get a Xmas card from Elaine
eatpigsnot 11 months ago
what a job to have
livingisaight 1 year ago
4:14 - 4:15 I'm flippin' , I'm floppin'. LOL!
cellardoor199991 1 year ago
they had a reunion on Curb your Enthusiasm
Pheeelupwashere 1 year ago
i love Kramer/Michael!!
he rock's
blackdoog777 1 year ago 2
seinfelds not funny, but he had a funny show
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
Here is some material for Seinfeld for his next standup:
What do they mean when they say someone is Jewish? There is no Christianish or Hinduish or Muslimish. Why do they say 'Jewish'? Is that like greenish or bluish - somewhat like blue, but not quite; somewhat like a Jew but not quite?
'Jew' sounds a little disparaging, so we say 'Jewish'. But we don't say 'blackish'. No, we take the trouble to say 'african-american'.
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drav1dan 2 years ago
... And why does anyone who makes a post that even mentions the name of a couple of races gets accused of racism? NASCAR and Indy 500 - there I am a raving racist.
drav1dan 2 years ago 2
I think this is a problematic area cos some people just want to call people racist when these people have in no way said anything racist because they just want to "use" it to make themselves look good, like they are tackling racists. These people are invariably assholes but unfortunately their little apparent "heroism" seems to fool too many people.
EloiseDecember 2 years ago
Ha that's funny! You should send that to him. He has the right tone of voice to make that joke work.
siq911 2 years ago
my FAVOURITE show
TabbyAngel2 2 years ago 5
its so funny when jerry cant hold back his laughing and starts to twirl hes mouth into a smiling one and then create a falsetto voice in the episodes, hes not a gr8 actor but thats what makes it so funny^^
pampinjon 2 years ago
That's how they make a show? I would love to be actor. It looks fun and easy!
OS253 2 years ago
/fail
Rhaz0r 2 years ago
@OS253 Maybe fun, but certainly not easy.
TagoMago7 1 year ago
stop taking them off youtube. what a cheap-skate
itsalargeworld 2 years ago 6
clever show
carmy77 2 years ago 2
Toilet paper HAS changed!
287750km 2 years ago
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FUCK YOU NIGGA BUTTSeCKS? WHY ID LOVE SOME BUTTSECKs. FROM THE NIGGA CHUCK NORRIS OF COURSE MAN YOU DIRTY APE NEGRO OF A SLUT FONDLE MY NUTS AND STICK UR FINGERS IN MY ASS AND CALL ME UNCLE ALREADY YOU MEXICAN HOE OF A MANATEe. MMMMMM I FECES ARE TASTYYYYYYYYyyyyyy FUUUUUUUCKKK NIGGGAZZZZZ MANGGG WHIIIITE POWERRRRRRR FUUUUUCKK NIGGERSSSSSS WHIIITE FUCKING POWEERRRR YOU MOTHERFUCKING DIRTY ASS APES NEED TO LEARN HOW TO READ YOU NEGRO FUCKKKSSSS WHIIIIIITE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr fuck you.
trollingisfun123 2 years ago
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jerrys a stuck up bitch
bfullstar 2 years ago
Larry was the real Seinfeld hero...he is golden
ehackster 2 years ago 48
@ehackster Actually I think it was both Jerry and Larry's sensibilities together. I don't find them to be quite as funny on their own as they were in the first 7 seasons of Seinfeld.
ocre2 7 months ago in playlist ◙: Curb Your Enth...
Elaine "Bronskied" George!
tubage07 3 years ago
Jesus... The Snickers idea was fucking gold.
joe8588 3 years ago 7
you are so right mate. i laughed so hard at the snikers thing
:))
19dec1981 2 years ago
@19dec1981 hah me too....
atomicwave 2 years ago
Is it just me or does that Tom Gammill guy sound a lot like Marty Funkhouser from Curb Your Enthusiasm... Coincedence? ...Probably yes
jazzpotato 3 years ago 5
I was also wondering about that.
joe8588 3 years ago
Definetly! Larry is a Genius.
Werebull 3 years ago 3
Definitely the same thought came to my mind.
leviathan85 2 years ago
wow... they should come out with a seinfeld reunion movie! would be awesome!!
nagarjun424 3 years ago 30
@nagarjun424
No, they shouldn't. Aren't 200 episodes enough for you? And the last season was getting weak... be happy with what you got and don't bother to fantasize about something that would only be mediocre.
camcoop25 11 months ago
@camcoop25 very true. It ended at the right time. Honestly, my least favorite episodes are the pilot and the last one. Everything in the middle was great!
cellardoor199991 8 months ago
@nagarjun424 Also a big chance of Disappointment. :P
NievieJ 5 months ago
@nagarjun424 They have now, it's called Curb your Enthusiasm
Designandrew 1 month ago
@nagarjun424 No, they shouldn't, that's the stupidest idea ever
hampusheh 2 weeks ago in playlist Seinfeld extras/inside looks
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One thing I would like to ask Seinfeld is: is it easy to make an inmature character like the ones in Seinfeld while one's personal personality naturally changes. What I mean is, a person can change in personal life but when he plays a character like Kramer he must change from Michael Richards to the old same Kramer, with the same haircut and stuff. I think one character that changed mostly was Julia Druyfus (Elaine). Elaine didn't change but Julia changed by time.
548768 3 years ago
that' s an interesting observation about elaine! on the show I think George changed the most.
amazing to see this -- the making of my fave sitcom.
noantsproductions 2 years ago 2
shut up all of you little fags, just enjoy seinfeld.
scorpionscream86 3 years ago 4
Greatest show ever
sean1755 3 years ago 6
true dat
CaptainGrif11 3 years ago 3
Wow They all look in a Great Shape
ZeUndertaker15 3 years ago
they should make one reunion show
loko5555 3 years ago
They gnna make one last Scene in the coffee shop when they finally come out of prison ''
that what Jerry Seinfeld said coz he dont want it to end and theyr in prison
but he didn't mention WHEN !!!
ZeUndertaker15 3 years ago
WOW computers really have ruined your writing skills...
adelleda666 3 years ago
how old r ya
95 ?????????????
ZeUndertaker15 3 years ago
no, i'm just not illiterate
adelleda666 3 years ago
oh ok grandma
ZeUndertaker15 3 years ago
haha i'm younger than you are and i can use short forms to but you just use to many
adelleda666 3 years ago
am 17
ZeUndertaker15 3 years ago
sure
adelleda666 3 years ago
In this situation you would use the word "Too," not "To".
If you're going to correct people, be correct yourself.
Saxyman14 3 years ago
i said, i can use shortforms toooooooooo, just to a certain extent, some words don't need them
adelleda666 3 years ago
Really? wow, where did u hear that? i would love to see that reunion...
elronycoleman 3 years ago 2
this is great! thanks 4 sharing. i think these clips are facinating. LD is teh man...
AnalNapalm 3 years ago 2
this is awesome
taytaos 3 years ago 2
this was amazing!!!!!!
thanks for posting!
THIS WAS SO INSPIRING!!!!
DrMattDestruction1 3 years ago 3