Women, Now You Can...PEE STANDING UP!

[lxTheDukexl]

Soon we will all be all be able to poop standing up

[hellothisis4u]

-_- ......... Seriously?

[nleboe]

hahahahahahahah

[TheLedCan]

I just trieds this by cutting up a cerial box and making it into that shape. I peed standing up!!!!!!!!

[poop123558]

kpooop

[saversteel]

:P

[dyllman5]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait..... you're serious.....

[meapingmad]

@brendahaus unfortunately, no

I don't disapprove of women peeing standing up. There is a way to do it, without spending money on these products. I'm not a girl, just a really pervy guy. I am opposed to women advertising something like this on YouTube. And you don't get enough stream control to write your name in the snow, so why did they get a guy to do it for them?

[kingsmoo2]

umm i think you would get wierd looks off people if you had a carboard penis in your back pocket : /

[brendahaus]

ok this is a parody, right? right?? ..... ????

[GOOGOO20003010]

Actually I was searching P.E.E.... wdf.

[puggmysta]

1:10- 1:13 great advice for women

[hmoy24677]

Girls just wanna have fun?! WTF!!!!

[thedominator301]

I bet her career took off with this ad

[LuminouslyLurid]

What the fuck is this music?

[sandoval91402]

they should make one for number 2 and call it The Poop-Deck

[rberg79]

awful advertising, smart product.

[TheScrivert]

If anything the music sold me...

[TammyLoves2Read]

I'm getting dangerously close to the weird side of youtube again...

[SowwrowLove101]

i wipes the toilett, wtf

[Courtesy111]

WTF...

[aschico0608]

P-mate, pshhh im sure they named it paper penis the first time

[MrDoublrDouble]

If you shake it more than twice that's playing with it ladies.... Enjoy your paper dick.

[thejacobshowtube]

In some of the pics it looks like she has a penis!

[FartMasterLordofFart]

I squat when I take a shit in public, why are women afraid to do it when they pee?

[Chiliplease]

your dickwriting sucks -_- you need practice

[MissingnoFiles]

What the FUCK.

[sepkit25]

what happened to the traditional peeing? damn!!

woman who pee in natural way is much cuter...

[shinohiro929]

they just wanna have fun

[kalenagy]

let women do? we are adults as well let women since when women need men's permission? this is the 21st century. Most of you get away with not maintaining your kids yet women need ur permission to pee the convenient way wtf

[SDTVaddict]

0:37 walking like she's got a pole up her ass

[Haniff1994]

dose this turn any one else on ????????????

[lllbbyful]

ewwwwwwwwwwww! are you really pissing?

[HyperGmodFans]

Step 1: Let woman out of the kitchen.

Step 2: Let woman compete and bitch about original male sports.

Step 3: Let woman make female peeing device that works like a penis.

Step 4: ?????

Step 5: PROFIT.

[JordanianPride80]

In Soviet Russia ..Toilets pee on You

[badpancake1]

Best of both world I guess ...

[harikGod]

This is disgusting, cuz it's a girl standing up taking a piss.

Would be different if it was a guy.

[enok90]

LOL MY DIK IS FLESH LOL PWNT!!!11!!!

[Nergathh]

Women are trying to aim for perfection. Fortunatly we guys don't have that problem. Enjoy your paper penis, ladies.

[Smischmal]

Just what we need, even more people peeing in the snow. Seriously people, I don't care what kind of junk you've got, it's still disgusting.

[ethenrapist]

So much easier just to have a penis

[vladster101]

LMFAO HAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR CARBOARD DICK

[Fetus4]

...WTF?!

[Thundernin]

sooo... its a cardboard penis?

[Glennishh]

HAHAHA I searched for how to pee then this came up xD

[isurufernando24]

U cant reuse?

[vaghoust]

Does it come with vibration;Girs that want to have fun should take it!

[SUNWOLF62]

Great more reasons to make women think they are men. Yea that is all we need.

[strikkebil]

this is gross. 

[TransformingZebras]

uhhh...........

[wolf25705]

@7MW27 they said "pee like a guy" not "be like a guy"

[XxTheXxNightmareXx13]

LOL!!!!!

[Jo2hu7]

Umm rofl is this a troll? Or did someone actually think of this shit.

[CHINTASTICQuesadilla]

-__- no comment

[kaotik1981]

My P-mate is better and greener because it does not end up as garbage.

[electravan]

what about pooping?

[joomuffin1]

thumbs up if you got bored and looked up pee

[declde]

@joomuffin1 you're a god! you know my thoughts!

[Athecubus]

@joomuffin1 Thats exactly what i did lol!

[Zyborggian]

@joomuffin1 pretty much EVERYONE HERE lol

[OblioDC]

omg i tried this and its soooo stupid. when i tried to pee it leaked and squirted all over my face. it is real, duuuuuh but yet also when I tried it I pooped and it broke and poop got all over my pants and feet.

[MsBlackknight2010]

women , if you don't want to spend the money, use an old hose and screw it to the end of a water bottle. works like a charm.

[psychetron762]

... Holy shit. Now I truly have seen everything. There can't be anything more fucked up than this. See what happens when you let women out of the kitchen? They start thinking and peeing while standing up. You better sit down bitch before you hurt your self.

[Mirani2]

What about men with small penises/non-uniform streams? You gonna give one to them too? Or when a man can't do something, we just have to ignore it?

[lilsexbeast]

how the hell did this get over 2 million views????

[ladybluluv]

It's simply an easier less embarrassing way for a female to pee with out having to pull down pants and underwear. It's very useful while hiking in the woods, especially with group hiking while others are around. That is probably what it was invented for in the first place. It's not about wanting or having a penis at all. Grow up. We have no reason to want one anyway.

[Withlovefromjohnnash]

I'll take 45!

[TheOriginalBattler]

Well us men can piss standing up too!

[THEHELLHOUND456]

Can't tell if this is a joke

[SupertheAxe13]

yawn my girl watch this every day

[QuickPickTino]

this is an abomination

[xacjed]

take that on Shark Tank...Mark Cuban will love it.

[timathy1427]

I just search up pee couse i was bord

[singinstarmg]

@timathy1427 me too lol

[Sophiaec11]

@timathy1427:me poo

[timathy1427]

i only search up pee O_O

[IWOP1]

The chick in this video walks like she wears one all the time or she really does have a cock.

[ARRYCATMASTAHFUNK]

@gablooblue still wouldn't contract in unless it went into your eye or was actually deposited into the vagina, and who would sit on a bloody spooged up toilet seat?

[sydrocks10]

Pee Zees are better!

[Shadowgrave92]

This video should have a live tutorial.

[zipperscream]

@idkwhat2do100 if you're so upset, why don't you go invent yourself some cardboard boobs?

[MsSexywoman123]

Im a 15 year old girl and this is a very smart invention so if we are in a public restroom or something we dont have to sit and have the scare of getting an STD or HIV any disease from sitting on a public toilet! Great invention very very smart!

[ARRYCATMASTAHFUNK]

@MsSexywoman123 You can't get HIV from making contact with a toilet seat :/

[gablooblue]

@ARRYCATMASTAHFUNK what if theres semen or blood on the toilet seat

[acg91495]

is that blood on the toilet at 1:31?

[tttfrenetic]

penis envy - Freud

[bxrandon2]

Lol I'm a guy so I don't need this weird paper that looks wrong.

[laughingfolk]

PMSL whilst standing :P

[2425camel]

@koko and Spookey: quit arguing! Just give it up... :(

Lol at 0:46 "aaa...."

[MrInsanity187]

really?.......are you a dike?

[PeaceLoveLaugh821]

WTFFFFFF

[ToiletHire]

or you could just hire a portable toilet from toptoilets

[Buddyg1960]

PENIS ENVY....

[kimmer6]

This thing should come in other colors and sizes. How about Black and Sassy for extra large women? Or My Tiny Amigo in brown for the pre teen snow writing enthusiast? Maybe even Passion Pink for your favorite cracker baby. And Candy Cane Stripe for the holidays....Hey! ...WART NOSED WITCH for Haloween.

[ang3laxo0]

is this real ?!

I would use it.

Hahah..

really I would use it though.

[IndomitusLupus]

I like. To talk. Like this. And. Make lies. About how. This cardboard. Cut out can. Allow you to. Do everything a. Guy can. And. Charge. Way to much. For it.

This "video" was failed.

[m1c000l]

why cant it give any thing away giggity

[101simsgirl]

this is so stupid and y would you want to do that

[SpookeyR]

@simsgirl: Women go camping, too! Women have to pee, too, and they don't like sitting on a shit-stained toilet seat any more than anyone else! Of course women would want to do this, duh!! Did you even watch the whole video?!

[101simsgirl]

@SpookeyR im sorry my bad.

[PaleoClipper]

that's discrete?make it smaller and perhaps...

I do have to admit though, in some bathrooms it would be much better to have that than sit!

[PaleoClipper]

that's discrete?make it smaller and perhaps...

[B17shoota]

bullshit. as a man living up north in the woods. I piss in the snow 3 times a day. you cannot write like that in the snow.

[watergolf100]

@B17shoota Thats what i said

[Lym0re]

@B17shoota I would imagine it would be different. Lot's of guys have told me it hurts/is difficult to stop the flow of pee once they get going, making writing in the snow very difficult. For girls, stopping doesn't hurt at all, nor is it difficult.

[SalaHyena]

@B17shoota Actually, You can. I live in Finland, and we've done it, you just need some practice to cut the stream off for a while. And you need to drink alot of water/soda(like we do while in camping trips)

[jadea98]

@B17shoota When your a woman you can/

[valeri006]

after you consider it it's not that cool, you still have to use toilet paper , you can't just shake it like men do!, and you'd have to buy a bunch of those 4 everytime you pee!! LOL

[ywing12]

I better not start finding these AND tampons in toilets...

[Collaboratory]

@ywing12 hahaha, well, tell the girls to start using menstrual cups =]

[soleilpourtoi]

damn it woman, you still have to wash your hands... : )

[anvelos]

gurls jus wanna have fun. guys fall back its a joke they dont want our penis and all those bro comments grow up b4 ya mama smacks!!!!

[aries115134]

I actually have one of those but rainbow colored !

[lillekins]

"girls just wanna have fun" was not the right song for this advert!

[SpookeyR]

@lillekins: What song would you have chosen?!

[lillekins]

@SpookeyR some classical music, so you feel like it's a really classy thing to do :)

[SpookeyR]

@lille: No, it's called common sense, Mr. O.J. Simpson!

God forbid you answer my question...

[lillekins]

i'm not to sure how to use it the video wasnt clear enough... can you pull your panties all the way down and show me?

[DUDEJUSTSTOPTALKING]

@lillekins there is an aminated on the website

[espjuan]

@lillekins that video is not available on youtube, lol

[cfinch098]

that is the stupidest thing i have ever seen

[SpookeyR]

@cfinch: This is practical and makes for absolute common sense! No man or woman wants to sit down on a toilet seat with someone else's feces on it... Duh!!

[Guitarguyjr]

I think women should stick to squatting! They have much cleaner bathrooms than guys do which gives us the right to stand up while taking a leak

[SpookeyR]

@PIG: Female bathrooms are typically have cleaner than male bathrooms but, that is bc women typically don't express disgusting behavior like men do. What about that makes you think that men somehow have a right, specifically more than women do, to be the only ones who stand up while taking a leak?! Misogyny perhaps??!

It's not just about the typical bathroom. If you are out in the wilderness, such as taking in the John Day Fossil Beds, in OR, & you gotta pee ...you do NOT want to have to squat!

[SpookeyR]

@koko: You are going to have to learn English grammar, spelling, and comprehension first.... and THEN respond, reiterating, with exactly what the fuck you are talking about, moron!

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR WTF you mad at me for

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR There is nothing strong with my English grammar, spelling, and comprehension.Mabey there is something wrong with your moms spelling and stuf but not mine moron.

[SpookeyR]

@koko: LOL!?!

You never made it out of the 5th grade, eh retard?!

Awvw, poooorrr baby!!

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR Wow your mom hasnt made it out of 5th grade yet.I fell sorry for yo retarded ass.Aww, poooorr baby!!!

[SpookeyR]

@koko: LOL!?!

...keep trolling, maybe you'll end up on Howard Stern.

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR how am i the one trolling king troller

[SpookeyR]

@koko: Bc you are, and/or were, being a bigot, specifically with misogyny, spreading ad hominem attacks on this video's comments, and in particularly when they have NOTHING to do with this video's content!

I haven't talked to you in a while, you big FAT failure!! Did you miss me?!

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR why are you telling me about me your mom and you why would you miss yourself and why reply to such an old comment? you need a life man,that comment is so old you dumb shit and now you are reply to me about your mom.you have no reason to hate me.and stop replying to this account this isnt my account its my older brothers so reply to this one instead you big loser-KMON6709.

[SpookeyR]

@koko: "...ad hominem, ad hominem; ohh, by the way, did I mention that I suck troll dick?! ...ad hominem, ..ad hominem.."

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR Now your not making since.All you are doing is wasting your life sucking troll dick(your own dick) you little whore.

[SpookeyR]

@koko: Well, you do appear to be right, for once...

What is "since", anyway!? I don't know how to make it. I do know how to make "sense", tho! And I do that all the time.

Ya know, I keep tellin' you to stop smokin' that rock; but, you don't listen to me...

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR you never told me to stop nothing and who smokes rocks other than you

[SpookeyR]

@koko: Yea, it's interesting that your uncle-dad had sex with your mommy-grandmother! Damn shame tho, that your mommy-grandmother had to drink all that moonshine when you were in the womb tho...

Being smacked with the Double Whammy must really suck!

I have to recommend, with the highest recommendations possible, that you cut off and/or out your sexual organs so that you can no longer pollute this world with your demon seed. It just is the right thing to do!

What if you were to breed??

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR I guess I would breed with you then.

[SpookeyR]

@koko: Give me your address, I've got a multi-tool that I really haven't used yet and I wanna hear you beg me not to anyway...

[koko6504]

@SpookeyR Your suck retarded bitch getting mad at me because of the truth

[Piggie822]

@Guitarguyjr

So you hang out in Ladies bathrooms enough to know they're cleaner, huh? I've seen blood on toilet seats more than a few times...yeah. And even if your bathroom was dirtier it would be BECAUSE you get to stand up while you pee...not because you have the right to. Girls get all or at least most of their pee in the bowl, and I understand guys have a harder time achieving that...and so it can get gross. But women can be just as bad. You're lucky. So yeah, I wish I had a dick.

[shezza343]

HAHAHA WTF!?!

[19Brayden]

Gross.........................­.................

[chronologicalcrystal]

That is nasty.

[pokeyRAWR]

I still wouldn't do it!

[jstngibson]

I can't even

[tomkkkkk]

this is fucked up....

[DevinHolliger]

ROFLMAO X-D

[sirsexy369]

is this fake?

[AmericanPixel]

Was that blod on the tolit

[Beverly921000]

LMFAOOO

[RobinSandza]

WOW! Such a great idea!! And yes so much easier for dudes to pee!

[Sparklegirl2000]

Is this actually selling??

[thelollipopgirl4]

@Sparklegirl2000 yeessss xD

[Hushftw]

lol

[hakersedem]

The penis is the greatest invention ever made!... BY MAN

[shsunukh]

No.....just......no

[blueberry1543]

l0l is this shit real?

[105meowmix]

yah noob @flavonorris

[o3oBARTo3o]

See what you get when a woman leaves the kitchen and decides to be smart?

(I'm a woman and I'm embarrassed)

[MrsAntiEverything]

I like how all the men here think that women are trying to steal the penis. " you can't have it, it's ours!" *chuckle* I don't know why you're all glorifying it so much, I'd hate to have a dick (personally). Also, I don't think females are trying to be like males, and you saying so just because they made a stupid cardboard ramp just to have a little dignity whilst peeing outside is a little pathetic. Stop trying to act like the superior race. Honestly, the sexism over a cardboard object!

[misterGindahouse]

@MrsAntiEverything its was a joke, seriously, how stupid can you be...

[imagoner24]

this is so weird lol...

[titanx9]

Lol, this video is hilarious. I grew up with older brothers. I can pee standing up if I need to, and without the help of any device. I mastered it at like 7...any girl can actually do it. Only problem is that it shows too much ass.

[dungeonkeepers]

@titanx9 really how do u do tht??? id love to learn

[FeelingAsianToday]

I liked the shenis better. We can actually outsize the guys that way.

[BlackeyBirdcpcheats]

eeww!

[OneLessLonleyGirls3]

LMFAO! :D

[kikkin55]

wtf am i crazy or is it this video o_e eye twich

[supermegaladiesman]

Anybody else think this sexy?

[cabouaf]

thats discusting