Crazy Caller #19 - How To Catch A Ghost - Atheist Experience #530

[spacelizardlaw]

Ghosts...? One Bourbon, One Scotch, and one beer always works for me...

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

GUISE! I DID IT AND IT WORKED!!!!! OMG :D

[supdawg444]

Is this the guy that wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

[MrKaizer76]

@supdawg444 Hunter S. Thompson on an acid binge? I could believe that.

[supahsekzy]

By far the best caller they had

[Runningjoels]

im better then other people cus my beliefs are better, and if you disagree that pisses me off, and i will probably hurt you.

[Konicava]

Be careful, negro ghost gonna brake into your home, steal your weed, rob your TV and eat all the chicken.

[HxCDeathMetalHead]

Just for 1 day I'de love to be in that dudes head, except I would need a strong friend to help me from falling in.

[todopantalla]

The "mirror in a stream of water" is from one of Carlos Castaneda's books. I don't remember wich one... Man, what a loon... Matt and Russell must be the most patient guys on Earth.

[ChaoticRupture]

Why did they took the call? I would had hung up on him the moment he said he was gonna give instructions on how to catch/See a ghost.

[kishbass]

how drunk was that dude?

[kai388]

This guy's such a troll

[RainbowDashPhD]

Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS

[Apocal7964]

LOOK OUT A NEGRO GHOST Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AldousIsDead]

... Ye gods. Sounds all too much like a few people I've met over the years. Hopefully he really is a Poe.

[jebus6kryst]

Holy shit! That was the crazies caller ever. Something tells me he was a Poe that wanted to see how long he could go before they hung up on him. But still, funny stuff.

[Metal1998]

i have to try it

[SlashDotDash121]

In the words of Ghost Busters...

Dont cross the streams!!!

[AchronTimeless]

never heard of a "threedy-seven magnum" before... 

[nabuxodonosoras]

what is the name on intro song?

[SinnFein4ever]

A nutty theist who keeps a gun next to his bed...

Now THERE'S a new one.

"It won't work if you don't have the right frame of mind".

Gee, I've never heard a con-artist say THAT before.

[S0vereignX]

a racist witchdoctor, i already foresee this being a waste of time listening to

omg i made a prediction, does that make me a god?.............NO!!

[jonerkinch]

The Wurrld is full of wonder ...fukkin loll.I would like to party with this guy for a night.

[wisebrad15]

what the hell

[RaLLenheimer]

this is probably the best call ever on the atheist experience :) its even better then the guy who wonderd why he does not get elecrolyted while showering :)

[SinnFein4ever]

@RaLLenheimer

Actually, I remember a woman who called in slightly tipsy.

I remember the top comment was "I swear to drunk I am not God".

[dancingnancy09]

crazy loon should be contacting Zac Bagens not Matt Dillahunty- either that or a mental instituition

[TheAtheistProphet1]

He saw a black guy with neon sticks.

[TheMusesOrg]

I didn't know that Home Depot sold LSD 0_0

[18rubiks]

Ghost Busters!

[PurpleStorm8]

I wouldn't be suprised if this guy was dead serious.

Remember that woman that thourght there was rainbow comming out of her sprinkler and thourght the Govenment done somthing to the water supply?

[Thezillionth]

I am amazed that they didn't start laughing as soon as he said Witch Doctor..

I nearly died at the part where he mentioned the Smoking of a Joint.

[Uberboy07]

Thumbs up if lol through out this entire video.

[GrandmasterBBC]

?????????????????

[lordandprotector]

Important safety tip ... Do NOT cross the beams!

[youthank8]

'ghosts have a certain pattern of behavior. they always appear in the same place.'

yeah, your head.

[youthank8]

are negro ghosts white?

[Ichthyologistic]

@youthank8 the white negro was probably michael jackson and the whole glowing frosty thing was probably coming from his rhinestone outfit... btw..."negro"?? wtf????

[nontrainspotter]

This guy is not kidding! Yesterday I was on the other side of the mirror, in mirror land, and here I am now on something called youtube (where I'm from it's called ebutuoy except your letters here are inverted) trying to figure out wtf happened!!!

[Zeelxx]

@nontrainspotter Stand under a door frame for 10 minutes with your eyes closed. You'll return back. It's happened to me, I'm glad to be back but i miss the inverted letters.

[HucksterFoot]

@nontrainspotter - "!!!deneppah ftw tuo erugif ot gniyrt" naem uoy t'noD

[nontrainspotter]

@HucksterFoot Nope I'm still stuck here! And thanks for making me homesick! :)

[al3699]

this is bullshit everyone knows you need a proton pack to catch ghosts

[mApppel]

i dont think a guy who sees 6' tall glowing negro ghosts at night should be allowed to own a magnum...

[JasonCrowell]

@mApppel I don't think a guy who sees ANY ghosts at ANY time should be allowed to own anything more dangerous than a ball of string.

[mApppel]

@JasonCrowell ok, point taken :P but even with that he might do some damage...

[papermermaid]

O.M.G - Play him off keyboard cat...... =^_^=

[jacksawild]

Why does this guy have access to firearms? I'm never going to the USA.

[ConquerCollin]

This is epic

[redwineisfine]

LOL Negro ghost.... I guess ghosts have races now.

[rsr789]

@redwineisfine when I heard that, I almost fell on the floor laughing.

[AldousIsDead]

@redwineisfine The gotta spend a feat for it, though.

[CyberSpectrumND]

Damn.......... What kind of shit was he smoking?

[ahhhhjjjj]

@CyberSpectrumND Idk but I damn sure want some!

[skywize]

The words bull and shit come to mind. I don't believe for a second that this was a hallucination. This was a complete fabrication, which was obvious right around him telling us of his .37 magnum.

[FoxtrotTripolar]

"witch doctor"

"smoking joints"

...

let's repeat that

"witch doctor"

"SMOKING JOINTS"

it proves itself

[Tommyr]

Some people are SO screwed up in the head it blows my mind! ROTFLMAO!

[maximilianitoaguirre]

XD!!!! this is pure gold!

[omnissience]

Imaginbe someone like him judging over a "trespasser" life with his magnum. Scared enough?

[skywize]

@omnissience "Good morning sir, did I wake you? I was wondering... Have accepted Christ as... sorry, wrong door!!!!"

[Zaltor2]

Not much crazier than all the other weirdos that've been calling. And just as eager to defend his beliefs.

[ZiqqiPH]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[drstrangelove09]

Wow!

[DreddDwarf]

I hate the misconception that smoking a joint can give you hallucinations.

Pot is never that good and never has been.

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@DreddDwarf

There are several variants. Those who just gives you a "stoned" feeling, and these that can give you hallucinatory effects.

[DreddDwarf]

Hi,I'm 3 eyes and my 3 brain cells are completely insane.

[saltfan2]

These fat fucks are so smugg and full of them selves its Ridiculous. Bet they have only alow retard calls to make they ant penises fell juuuuust a little bigger. Pathetic.

[RamoneHoffman]

@saltfan2 U mad, brah?

[imcoolcosmymumsaidso]

haha hahah

[Ekit357]

How do they manage to keep a straight face? I would've been LOLing him straight in his face!

[MisterMcKinney]

this has to be a prank caller.

[adam3251]

Russell is trying hard not to loose it. Fucking hilarious.

[IoEstasCedonta]

If it tried to pull me in, I'd take that as evidence, at least for myself. Just to be fair.

[casablanca4381]

lOL this was fucking hilarious. this guy is either insane or high. my gess high since he mentions joints. How many joints did he smoke!! Good grief!!

[AylaPersephone]

What's with this caller and black people?

[SummerSeale]

Knee-grow ghost...?

[tph2010]

That was the funniest thing I've heard in my life.

[Arcexey]

I wonder if he starts other conversations with 'I'm a Witch Doctor.' Like if he's in a dating service, or when he introduces himself at school.

[SonOfGoForkYourself]

holy shit this was one of the funniest clips from the show.

[krapptacular]

What does this dude not get that he is saying, god is an optical illusion.

Derp-e-derp haha

[owenivor]

Congrats on the Master's Russell!

[MarcusEFN]

@owenivor That was 4 years ago.LOL.

[owenivor]

@MarcusEFN Better late than never :-)

[Hungryturtlez]

This guy is completely right, if you abandon reason you can believe all kinds of things are happening around you.

[McSmYtHuRs]

I know why atheists are smart, because most of them are logical and logic helps with smarticles

[DarkDragon1889]

2:34 makes this entire story make sense.

[yoingtin]

This is far too fucking funny hahhaa This guy is totally serious!

[IoEstasCedonta]

This guy had the wrong number for CtCAM.

[nikolai082700]

This is one of the greatest crazy callers ever...Awesome!

I saw a sack load of weird crap when I used to do acid... I just never called a TV show to relay the experiences.

[TheSkunkCat]

@nikolai082700

You thought this one was great? I honestly found him rather boring. Either a troll or a crazy.

[nikolai082700]

@TheSkunkCat - To each his own, I guess. The sheer detail of the insane blathering, regardless of whether he was a troll, caught my fancy. Cheers. :)

[waspbloke]

I bet the guy who robbed his lawn mower that night couldn't believe his luck.

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Why did they let themselves get trolled this long?

[jhibbitt1]

@PirateOfTheInternet i think this troll was so bizarely different and absurd they just wanted to see how this was gonna go lol

[SteezySkater72]

i want what he's smoking

[Autodog652]

My friend did this and i saw him get sucked into the mirror. Its my fault i just didnt have a strong enough grip on the rope. RIP andrew K.

[indu111]

A Negro ghost that glows in dark ! XD EPIC LOL

[PowerCoefficient]

I see a negro ghost every time I walk during the day with the Sun at my back. He always pops up on sidewalks and mirrors my actions exactly.

[ProudAtheistIndiana]

By the time he said that "Negro's aren't a glowing frosty light," I just lost it.

[youbetzler]

I'm a good friend of Three eyes, my name is two dicks one ball, and as much as i love Three eyes he is an idiot because he forgot one key ingredient to the ghost catching device. First you need to ingest a specific kind of mushroom before you go to the stream. This mushroom, we'll call it a magic mushroom, attracts apparitions like blood attracts sharks.

[ThePsychwardFilms]

So I'm smoking weed, then this ghost..

[ChipArgyle]

This caller watched the movie "Poltergeist" one too many times. Apparently he thought it was a documentary.

[plaga378]

The middle aged white guy dancing in the beginning of the video was super funny.

[codeythesilent]

He even admits he smoked joints... that explains this entire clip.

[Ludd3332]

@codeythesilent Joints does not cause insanity ^^

You gotta start of crazy...

[Critic863]

He has to be high. If he isn't, he should really kill himself.

[RunfromtheHeathen]

Did you know you can catch leprachauns with lemon drops and a guppy net? Ive captured hundreds of them.

[1701EarlGrey]

Gohstbusters! :)

[rrpostalagain]

I think a skeptical call in show would be astoundingly fun. People love admitting their crazy on TV. I admit religion is prevalent and and comical at times. But you also hear the same stuff over and over. There is no end to the dumb things people believe. I wish public access was more accessible. Mental note: look into local shows to amuse myself (and others) with the way people justify their odd beliefs.

[rrpostalagain]

People...wow, people.

[NinaTWxx]

he had me at "we were sitting there smoking joints" and then they saw ghosts lol, seems legit :')

[Zentz29]

Was this guy a poe? I don't know...

I can tell you by experience that some people actually ARE that insane.

It's hard to tell when people are serious or not. This guy may have been a joker, but there are people who believe in crazy shit like that...

[xAmberDx]

shit... Negroes do not glow a frosty white >.< I've been lied to all my life...

Oh and anyone notice what he says at 2.35? "we're sitting there smoking joints" xD

this guy is just a hippy high off his mind xD

[Justwosweet]

This made me kinda sad. I hope he gets the help he obviously needs.

[kmach1993]

this caller is FUCKN AWESOME!!!

[Moreba]

This guy is full of crap. He forgot to tell them about the streams...don't cross the streams.

[LYTHBAND]

what the hell is this guy on about

[LiftYourSkinnyFist]

Troll harder.

[ALONGNAME]

His breathing annoys me lol

[segil123]

"Glowing radioactive crack head negro ghost in Orlando"  sounds like the title from an 80's B movie.

[valdez87]

This is so entertaining on so many levels... classic moment when both hosts start taking notes!

[boyinthedrain]

@valdez87

Be honest... you tried it

[valdez87]

@boyinthedrain

Not yet... we don't have any streams where I live... my next holiday is to Cuckoo-land though, so maybe there...

[darthslain]

he aint afraid of no ghost!

[immortalis1001]

This is clearly a case of swamp gas.

[pghg022]

now i know how to kill jesus :D

[twinturbo955]

what was he smoking in his joint? pass that shit!!!!!!

[parkerthehicks]

sounds to me like this guy chased some black kid back to his house and then called him out on it the next day

[rabnoolas]

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.....

[2theAJ]

Negro ghost... Lol

[DaFleegsta]

lmao this guys halarious.. if he does other prank calls i'd love to listen to em

[o0mesopelagic0o]

This might be The Atheist Experience's best caller ever - if he's sincere, that is.

[Szmirka]

It's a troll!

[IanBritz]

I love at 2:40 when Russell looks over to Matt and he's like, "Really? We're going to take this call?"

[clintonskakun]

lol, I've never laugh so hard as when I listen to these ppl calling in.

[oldpiq]

Gun Owner's Application:

Occupation: Witch Doctor

Permission Granted

[ddawn23]

@oldpiq Aw, come on. He never said he was a witch doctor for a living. It could just be a hobby.

[oldpiq]

Aw, come on. The dude is a nut.

[ddawn23]

@oldpiq Lol! True. Very true.

[Arcexey]

@oldpiq nice

[DonMezzo]

@Herrknitler

Stereos aren't priority targets anymore.

[BearKlaw]

LMAO!

[Renface82]

Wtf lol

[HerrKnitler]

Negro ghost? Probably came to take your stereo.

[buttface112211]

I did this too, I have no friends to tie a rope around me, and I was pulled into their world. I was told all about John Frum and the Cargo Cults. I now believe.

[lhurien]

which doctor? Dr Phil?

[linkuei83]

i can't even listen to this, i am almost bursting to tears and laughter. Don't know how they can stay so calm.

[breaneainn]

So..he was stoned, fell in a river and shit his pants....did I read that right?

[thorsday121]

Negro ghost? That's my new favorite term

[CraeDays]

@thorsday121 lmfao mine too!!

[petrino]

@thorsday121 black AAAND white :D

[clockworkninja09]

This is a teachable moment . . about the negative effects of prolonged hard drug use.

[trufuknplaya]

ahahahahaha a ghost masturbated me in his closet with it

[instereovideos]

"and you won't believe this next part... so me and the kid were sittin' there smokin' a joint, and..."

[gostchiken]

I do believe he is commiting the Glass Pipe Fallacy

[BlameRepublicans]

@gostchiken ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!! you nailed it.

[DogBoots77]

I don't believe in spiritual entidies....

[Gatorfinheat]

Do I have to play with my poo? I don't understand 3 eyes please contact me...

[ZeDingoBlag]

I built this device and saw Hitler in my closet with it.

[ShellyDZ99]

This is the craziest caller I've ever heard on the show.

[wasteeverybodiestime]

here's what i've come to understand, when you're at warfare and you're stuck in a trench, you'll be praying to God... don't believe me? enlist yourself in the marines and volunteer for 6 months in the middle east, you'll finally understand by then.

[MusicalPassion]

@wasteeverybodiestime Why would I scream out to nothing? I have a better chance of hollering out for the animals around me to come save me than for an invisible force to do something...which it won't.