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  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A very powerful way to get widespread awareness and impact change is—for better or worse—dramatizing the effects of a massive solar storm impacting earth on TV. I have a new 6-season (if we make it that far before the cataclysm!) series in development doing just that. We are pitching it to networks now. First season is completely written (13 one-hour episodes). Check it out & see the trailer at TheCarringtonEvent (dot) com. Accepting interviews. Like what you see? Spread the word!

  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had the true mind of God as he laughed in the face of adversity! The true sign of intelligence is love, the opposite of which is hatred greed, lust and resentment as they walk hand with simplemindedness .

    "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to

    the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius." ~ Wolfgang

    Amadeus Mozart

  • i thought it was kinda funny...

  • "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius." ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

  • Not even accurate. The poles can't shift that fast.

  • @1PoodleKing1 You'd be surprised how fast those poles can just shift around from one place to another, they never seem to just stay in one place!

  • hahaha thats fucken funny xP

  • hahah very funny you can see that you made his face move its not real

  • @auger158 Thanks :-)

  • Solar flares today almost took out planets satellite complications, look for a massive polar shift and excessive gamma rays as the planets near their alignment to the far side of our solar system

  • Sometime soon you might just see some science show stating black holes, they don't exist . You will always remember you heard it here first from a guy you thought was just a comedian, don't bother asking as I'm not sharing, not to you people anyway, you don't deserve it because its just a frigment of your imagination "-)

  • Stephen Hawking offends millions of people doing the same thing I'm doing 'having a different opinion' As far as religious fanatics are concerted, some of these people just don't know any better, but at least most of them think they are trying to help you.Some of these people are pretty screwy and I don't agree with them on all issues. If its not love, its not God. I love Stephen Hawkings work but being offended goes both ways :-) That's life, that's what all the people say....

  • How has Stephen Hawkings offended millions of people? By having a different opinion and a different way of thinking to them? That doesn't sound open minded to me. I have no problem with considering the possibility of a higher power but don't like it when religious fanatics seem to think they have the right to butt their noses into strangers personal lives, judge them without knowing anything about them, abuse them if they don't agree with their decisions or way of life and dictate to them.

  • Stephen Hawking offends millions of people doing the same thing I'm doing 'having a different opinion' As far as religious fanatics are concerted, some of these people just don't know any better, but at least most of them think they are trying to help you. Some of these people are pretty screwy and I don't agree with them on all issues. If its not love, its not God sinple!. I love Stephen Hawkings work but being offended goes both ways :-) That's life, that's what all the people say....

  • Stephen hawking doesnt move his mouth......

  • @PataponFeverGuy well duh :-)

  • dude , why would the world end now when it has been around for billions of years , why didnt it end then

  • It was written by our great law giver

    Yea, said the apes to man, we will take back our planet and play music onto our lord our great law giver. yes we have no banana's, we have no banana's today.

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you :-)

  • One can believe in both science and God at the same time, that is if you can process two things at once :-) In reality you will gain a lot more wisdom and understanding of science if you leave a creator in the picture instead of focusing on self creation. But few people can do that because it robs them of their self-esteem. Only a stupid person thinks this way if you ask me me, have some common since folks.

  • @songwriters2 Science is based on facts, which religion is not. Mixing the two will not get you further. Science you search for evidence for what you dont already know an answer too but if you assume you already know the answer and search for evidence based on that.. well that is stupid if you ask me. Evolution wasnt just some crazy theory Darwin thought of and then searched for evidence. He found evidence and was able to put it together. Science has no room 4 god.

  • @jermmmmm Evolution by God Hmmmmm, guess our creator is smarter then you :-) You might just say God just made a monkey out of you, get it :-)

  • Stephen Hawking science fanatics made me laugh, almost all of them are atheists and hate religion and anything that has to do with God a creator simply because it makes them feel like they're smart"-) They and they alone have the wisdom and the supreme intelligence to understand things that simpleminded people that believe in God just can't, all that shows to an intelligent person is arrogance and stupidity.

  • seems legit...

  • ATTN: Christians...if you would like to support this Stephen Hawking comedian puppet priest ministry, please contact me for details I just got my mail order priest license in the mail and can take donations!

  • What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • I tell Stephen Hawking followers to pray for his health, which is something they never do, and also to pray for all the Godly people the world that he has offended with his comments that God doesn't exist. You can believe in both science and God at the same time folks, it just takes a little more thinking, don't blame God other cause your can't process two things at once :-)

  • Damn religious people.

    they are not humans.

  • @Impulse116 What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • @Impulse116 What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • Some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) 

  • @Impulse116 What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • @Impulse116 What would you say if I told you that I woke up with the answer to this YouTube comment before I even checked my e-mail messages 'Damn religious people. they are not humans! My answer...some apes it seems are smarter then others :-) I see this in my life all the time, getting songs in my dreams, telling the future etc. I guess either God has a sense of humor this is the Twilight Zone LOL

  • @songwriters2

    go check psychiatrist

    

  • @Impulse116 I did and he told me... have some comment sense you must be crazy posting that Stephen Hawking 2012 video on YouTube as 99% of them are atheists and all you'll get is nasty remarks, see what happens when you take God out of the equation, Ahh, resentment, jealousy and hatred it's the only thing that lasts! Their is a hidden message in this video and the first one that gets it correct will win the contest! Don't forget to click on the advertisements folks!

  • @songwriters2

    you are crazy of just fail troll.

    not worthy

  • Thats right the father....Father Giuseppe!

  • Thats right the father....Father Giuseppe!

  • Jesus said He is 'the' way, not 'a' way which means that Jesus is the only way, there is no other way to the Father. What could be clearer? Jesus is the ONLY Way. 'No one comes to the Father except through Me.'

  • @KingdomSeeker2012 Thats right the father....Father Giuseppe!

    

  • load of ballshit

  • @littletheodore13 This is horse crap, don't you know the difference?

  • Lol this is not Stephen Hawkings talking

  • I have not seen proof that the planets are going to align. Lol, this is kind of amuzing though.

  • @waterfireist the planets have already aligned twice... happens once every thousand years or something

  • He types his messages and a computer then "speaks" it, his voice doesn't sound like that!? You spent a lot of time to make this but it looks stupid with his mouth moving. Could have been easier to do without that and would possible have been more convincing. (to paranoid schizophrenics)

  • See >>>>>>>>Stephen Hawking 2012 New Puppet-Tronics Voice Machine

  • @davesalter1 See >>>>>>>>Stephen Hawking 2012 New Puppet-Tronics Voice Machine

  • I don't think he's flammable?

  • Steven hawking will burn!

  • I saw one of my musician friends working at the circus last week. He was sweeping up the Elephant merda. I asked him, "why don't you get a real job?' He just looked at me, and said..... "What? And give up show business?''

  • 11. When it is said to them: "Make not mischief on the earth," they say: "Why, we only Want to make peace!"

    12. Of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not. Quran, 002.

  • Was that really him???

  • @ilovefrenchboys noo dumbass cant you see?

  • Sure I can, I can see you have no sense of humor :)

  • See>>>>>>>>>>Stephen Hawking Sends His Puppet People To Colonize Mars

  • See >>>>>>>>Stephen Hawking 2012 New Puppet-Tronics Voice Machine

  • 36 “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

    MATTHEW 24:36

  • Thats right, only the father knows....Father Giuseppe 29th Scroll, 6th verse Beware the beast man, for he is the devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home, and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
  • okay, i don't get it? is this supposed to be a joke or not?

  • @lorinshawnemily1108 i guess so...

  • fake! Stephen Hawking can't move his face!

  • Dec 21st 2012

  • lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol its 2012 fail

    

  • Stephen Hawking doesn't care much about the millions of Christian people he has affined with his video's, he also doesn't if you live or die, this is show business folks. I pray for his health and that he stops blaming God for his disabilities, I hope that his atheistic followers will do the same. Be smart and believe in both God and science!

  • evolution by God makes much more sense

  • @songwriters2 no it doesnt-he doesnt do nothing...can he build a stone too heavy to lift.???,if he was real why is he causing destruction in southern parts of different countries,yeah this is 'the god' who is soo kind...

  • @MrSpykid7711 Why should God give us anything? Do you think we all deserve it? We put Jesus on the cross, we have hate in our hearts and then we say why doesn't God care, gimme gimmie gimme, I need, I need I Need. From the movie 'What About Bob" :) The real belief in God is believing with your heart and not your mind, not asking for anything in return, and for these people that believe uncondiionally without expecting anything in return he does perform miracles, I for one have seen them.

  • Now Dec,2011. His warning seem not right. I hope those warning was wrong as evolution is teaching at public school: humans was from apes. DNA test prove humans have same ancesstors. I wish people reject the wrong thing from our public schools.

  • Now Dec,2011. His warning seem not right. I hope those warning was wrong as evolution is teaching at public school: humans was from apes. DNA test prove humans have same ancesstors. I wish people reject the wrong thing from our public schools.

  • I sincerely doubt that anyone will understand the true intention of this video however, I promise you that if you give you heart and life to your creator God without ever expecting anything in return then all the mysteries of the universe will be revealed you and you will then see this video as nothing more then a blessing

  • I'll give you a hint....God is using Stephen to spread the word of love with this video, com-on people Stephen Hawking followers are supposed to be smart? I'll give you another hint...you are worshiping a golden calf all over again. Don't get me wrong here, I pray for Stephen's health folks and that's more then most of his followers will do! Science has proven that prayer works so do the right thing! Merry Christmas, you've all been given a gift, what will you do with it is the question.

  • Seriously what is wrong with Stephen hawking like what happened to him why is he in a wheelchair and talk with a computer?

  • insult a deadly ill guy n1 pls die painfull

  • @Lilalama Now you know how Christians feel

  • A sign of true intelligence is to question your own judgment before you are so quick to point the finger at someone else. Remember everything you do, you will see 3 fingers pointing back at You:)

  • Lololololol

  • @songwriters2 You do know Albert Einstein was atheist right? Quote : "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own-a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can i believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms" - Einstein in the New York Times Apr 19 1955

  • @Jethu262 I gues it just shows you Albert Einstein wasen't so smart after all :) Read my....'How smart are us humans'

  • @Jethu262 I usually don't post offensive comments but after reading this, I cannot conclude anything else that you are a true moron... good hearted but moron... Einstein wasn't so smart after all...dumbass... And the particle accelerator was made in order to make particle collide to see what are they composed of... not to create an alternate dimension!

  • @jerrydetoi As much as I love science, Stephen Hawlking & Albert Einstein work, I wonder they weren't smart enough to just find a way put love in peoples hearts. When I see someone figure this out, then I'll call them smart. Bet you can't put love in your heart can you :) See, I was right!

  • @jerrydetoi When you view your television screen you are viewing 521-725-1080 lines of dots that appear to have a picture, everything else is retrace and is not really and image as you would understand it, in the end you can't trust that what you are really seeing is reality.

  • @Jethu262 As much as I love science, Stephen Hawlking & Albert Einstein work, I wonder they weren't smart enough to just find a way put love in peoples hearts. When I see someone figure this out, then I'll call them smart. Bet you can't put love in your heart can you :) See, I was right!

  • the world will not end because we have no footecht of a plant comeing to use

  • This is a fake video, don't be taken in by it. use your intuition, why would only one scientist say this and it just happens to be one that someone can fake a voice with computer simulation.

    The planet line up many times, do your research.

  • THE ONES CONTROLING THIS PLANET ARE A BREED OFF ET THE AREA 51 CRASH WAS VERY REAL THE PRESIDENT OFF THAT TIME MADE A TREATY WITH THE GREYS US HUMANS ARE ALOUD TOO STUDY ET DNA AS FOR ET TO STUDY OURS.... ET BODY FUCTIONS ARE BASED ON PHOTOSITHIS PLANT LIKE AS YEARS WENT BY WE HAVE EVOLED ET INTO HUMAN BEINGS THE X GENE THEY DO LIVE AMONG US KNOW 2012 ISNT GONNA BE THE END BUT ITS THE DAY WE GET INTRODUCED TO THE ALIEN CULTURE MOVIES ND VIDEO GAMES HAS PREPARED HUMANS FOR THIS DAY REMEBER PEOP

  • A sign of true intelligence is to believe both in God & science like Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking and most of his followers hate people that believe in God, that's just stupid if you ask me.

  • ha ha ha....with a static image of hawking and the reazytalk animator....

  • He doesnt even speak so... WHY WOULD HE MOVE HIS MOUTH ! 

  • @halskooov Stephen Hawking 2012 New Puppet-Tronics Voice Machine

  • @halskooov ha ha ha....with a static image of hawking and the reazytalk animator....

    what a...

  • @halskooov Why not?

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  • Cause Hawking talks with his mouth these days.

  • sound more like the anonymous to me

  • Must be nice having so much free time. Thanks for wasting the few min I had.

  • photoshop bitch!!!! thats how i made my girlfriends boobs look bigger on facebook!!!!

  • so FAKE even my cat could do a better job of faking it

  • Check out 'Stephen Hawking Sends His Puppet People To Colonize Mars'

  • OK I reading the comments while listening but when I went back up and saw the mouth move it scared me. I'm just waiting for Yellowstone to erupt next year. When I hear about massive tremmors out west I'm getting on the first slight to Tahiti and marry an island girl. A big enouhg eruption will effect teh entire globe anyway.

  • Theres less than a month left, and when it doesn't happen im going to hunt you down and you won't survive it.

  • @supramanz That is terroristic threat you have just made and I will keep it posted for obvious reasons :) I don't believe that science cancels out God or that God cancels out science, I believe in both. Stephen Hawking's videos mocking people that believe in a creator God is far worse then my screwball comedy videos. Besides, my videos are mild compared to what's on YouTube, like Pussarelli says 'Give me a break'.

  • @supramanz actually, it's supposed to happen 12/21/12, so a little more than a year left

  • @supramanz No, It is late in 2012, 21 december 2012 i believe???????

  • @supramanz No, It is late in 2012, 21 december 2012 i believe???????

  • Dude this video scared me no joke the way his mouth moved *shutter*

  • is this his actual theory?

  • This is fake. We should all know Stephen Hawking's robot voice is lower than this. Literally. XD

    plus. This is FAKE. :|

  • wow.just...wow.really?REALLY?p­lanet of the apes?wow.just...wow.

  • this shit is fucking creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @XxerikpereyraxX <<<< i agree with this guy

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  • why can he speak?? fake, he uses the computer to talk

  • @jonasldg Good Job, Sherlock Holmes. You've cracked yet another case!

  • The dazzling eruption on Tuesday kicked up magnetic plasma that appeared to rain back down over half of the sun's surface, NASA scientists say.

  • nice animation

  • Make sure to see 'Stephen Hawking Heaven Is A Fairy Story 2011' 

  • In the picture, when the mouth moved, it scared me - I actually jumped.

  • Thats funny :)

  • Please click on songwriters2 to see all our video's!

  • hawking is always smiling.

  • @ShaimVerse That's cause he has a great sense of humor

  • I like how his mouth is computers.

  • Are people really so stupid as to belive that this is Stephen Hawking?

    I can probably do a better face animation job with the fallout 3 engine

  • Is this for real?

  • Is this for real? Does Stephen Hawking believe that the world will end in 2012? Im soiling my pants right now!

  • For the answer see! 'Stephen Hawking 2012 Ozone Generators, Roaches Gone Wild!'

  • Is this for real? Does Stephen Hawking believe that the world will end in 2012? Im crapping my pants right now!

  • @jawjaw801 hahaha, for real

  • Well at least he knows the real reason why the scientists think it will end

  • @HyperGolem Just one thing . . . He can't speak because he has ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) not because he had a stroke. But everything else you said is great, especially number 4!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Stephen Hawking 2012 Ozone Generators, Roaches Gone Wild!

  • @marionbeyond this video is fake i don't think stephen hawkings is fake.... you're a scientist yet you lack something all scientist have, an open mind.

    illuminaties are dead. well at least the people who made the original group.

  • hahaha is did you use the program readplease?

  • Yeah, you are as smart as Stephen Hawking :)

  • Stephen Hawkins ahahahahahahaha

  • In the beginning there was god, then God created evolution, then evolution created two ape like creatures called Adam and Eve. If this new understanding about creation is true then Eve didn't eat from the apple tree, she must have eaten from a Banana tree, and God said that it was good!

  • "two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and i'm not sure about the universe"

    -Albert Einstein

    well said my friend

  • In the beginning there was god, then God created evolution, then evolution created two ape like creatures called Adam and Eve. If this new understanding about creation is true then Eve didn't eat from the apple tree, she must have eaten from a Banana tree, and God said that it was good!

  • Rremember the 29th scroll, the 6th verse, it was prophetically written by the Lawgiver: "Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

  • 2012 is a joke all of you are going to feel pretty stupid when nothing happens!

  • Just look at the changes that are now taking place on the Earth, Donate to the Red Cross for Japan relief.

  • well if there is a god (my family tradition) your all god botherers

  • haha pretty awesome man...

  • @songwriters2 Producing evidence that nothing exists has and will always be impossible, because you don't have to prove anything's existence.

    No offense.

  • I love Stephen Hawking and this video is fuckin hilarious. Love the little smile at the end! JOKES HAHAHA

  • @HyperGolem Is it a stroke or a motor neuron disease similar to ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease)? It's just that's what I heard.

  • this is funny =)))

  • SandustanBrasov

    Through relativity theory of Einstein of over one century, it hold with strength - as a conspiracy a general activity of intellectual stultify of the planetary population. From relativity theory proceed the notion of: singularity, big bang, black holes and holes of worm. From 1905 and till now 2011, disciples of to Einstein, preach with contumely, as scientific elements of high class these theoretical confusions, these absurdities from which they had made a business.

  • LOLOL @ "the creator of our universe."

  • i think hes right but the news sucks

  • No wrong wrong wrong on judgment day the sun will come down burn ass all

    then allah will choos if we go to junnat juhunam

  • It seams that if you believe in science or God your not supposed to have a sense of humor:) I for one believe in both.

  • @songwriters2 im part of thw 14% that find it funny

  • mr hawking has not given any concrete scientific proof to justify his claims of impending disaster in 2012

  • @TheJayTovin well if nasa said it, then it must be true!!! not suggesting an apoclyptic event will happen but its dissapointing when people cease to think on their own.

    @songwriters i would say the person who made this video falls into the 86%.

  • LOL

  • @TheJayTovin

    it depends if the mayans used atronomy or mysticism to predict the end of the world...if its mystical, then its the end for human life by epedemic or nuclear war, not the planet due to medeorites.

  • I Like How He Dint Blink The Whole Way Through It!

  • no no no the Stephen Hawking no talk!!!!!!!!

  • an I ROBOT with skin

  • The movie RoboTron is terrifying!