10 Times NOT to be German

[remuscha]

heeee ? germans ?

[firedreckable]

Und die wundern sich, dass ca 70 Prozent der Weltbevölkerung die hassen?

Mhm.. für mich bleibt das einfach unbegreiflich ^^

Ja ich weiß, das sind Kanadier aber ich mach zwischen denen kaum einen Unterschied

[Phoenicion]

Very funny. LOOL

keep it up great videos

[bierfest2010]

Fuck you fucking American faggot. Good thing i dont know you or i would show you 10 things, why you should respect a German.

[despameratos]

@bierfest2010 Shut up NAZI fool, I have respect for germans, NOT, get some humor

[DerKeks99]

when the pictures about scheisse :D

[omglaughitup]

when the pictures about scheiße. best part.

[Solanuma]

most of the german commentators didn't understand the title... lernt Englisch bevor ihr euch beschwert!

[deaderdeadbpu]

lol, wtf?

[Khristafer1]

Saw Hitler and immediately thought it would be..hilarious!!~ ..but eh. Is that a Canadian flag in the background??..that could explain why you're not funny.

[ironwoodeagles]

You don't sound German at all... Maybe a retarded Frenchman... Maybe....

[altargirl89]

lmao

[VhUgGz]

0:19 Nar du Snakker norsk.

[Nostrum84]

What the fuck did I just watch...!?

[GebruennenTube]

:-( ... I am a german... and would like to have a painting about "scheiße" lol :-P

[LukeDerErste]

I dont Understand it.... :-)

[movsisyan14]

When the picture is about shit

hhahahhahaha

[dmsxxx]

@Schenkel93 then i guess your are very proud of your tv : P : P

[dmsxxx]

@Schenkel93 the tittles says "10 Times NOT to be German ", so if u have an old tv u are NOT a german

[OdinThor]

Das ist nur Scheisse!

[Cumkakez666]

I love your voice. :3 I, unlike some other people, kan understand what you say. ^3^ Don't feel bad if some douchez are putting you down. You're kute. :3 <3

[11Kralle]

Sounds to me like a norwegian, who has never been listening any german at all. His parody is about the use of pause(s)/stops in german talking, but his pronounciation comes from charlie chaplin. Maybe he should turning of the scandinavian accentuations in the phrases melody...

[Houselady83]

Das hat nichts mit Deutsch zu tun, opfer!!

[Ueberprivate]

I´m german and weirdly enough I often find it very funny when people make jokes about us. But this video is just crap.

[BackfischBaerbel]

i didn't get it oO

[CarlieAdelle]

This made me laugh. But this isnt what its like in Deutschland. :)

Although I do play with my food sometime. Schnitzel and bratwurst gets tiring, eh?

[Clauwni]

i don´t get it, and you don´t sound like a guy from germany, you just sound a bit gay. that´s it. just because german may sounds unfamiiar to you, doesn´t mean that other languages don´t. so cut the crap and try something funny

[pahnkayx]

hah, jeg snakker norsk.

[sie1556]

what??

[SeeedylittleLady]

you should come to germany and see for yourself :) it's really not at all that bad...and our tv's actually have sound and colour xD

[derneuschooer]

nobody understands your accent man^^ try to imitate a REAL german accent:-D

[Akrubas]

I respect Germans and Germany in all ways possible, but, number 3 was funny.

Bitte.

[sezshy]

i dont get it

[KingMartNo1]

27 Sekunden meines (scheinbar sinnvollerem als deins) Lebens verschwendet.

Danke, Arschloch.

[simplyBestGIRL]

didnt understand a single word

[Joonzen]

Your video is in no way funny and your Norwegian sucks.

[Germansruletheworld]

not be mean but that aint a german accent, its a fag trying to look cool.

[Biggun322]

.....ahh sorry but what is that video about? xD

[Kekzilein]

Really..I Don`t get it xD And why shouldn`t you become german,when you speak norwegian o-o Det er rart o.O Og ikke morsomt xD

[Wickedlyelectrik]

lol @ the moustache!

[z1bbo]

sollte das deutsch sein lol`?

[dakilla4352]

yeah, don't understand it.. xD what's so "german" about it oO i'm native german so.. I don't get it

[superdubman999]

@dakilla4352 lol i respect germans but its not really representing germans but the accent is funny

[deadhorseman]

who eats peas with chop sticks?!

[tokiohoteljax]

I learned how to say shit in German by Bill kaulitz lol

[TealDeath]

That was nine.

[Natnalexfan96]

I hope that was a joke!

[jubblyplank]

I have watched this 10 times! its so funny!

[Elevation023]

lame!

[DECLAN578]

funny

[harmankardonboxen]

not any of this reminds me of germans :D

[Lampyridae11]

hee was habt ihr gegen leute die mit dem essen spielen :D

ich hab zwar nix verstanden aber: nice video ;)

[StillNoUseForAName]

Lol, that's not even a "Luffa", you might want to check your sources. lol

[hockeymatt1994]

loofa, lol

[mong0bong0]

boring

[killiney4444]

Get a fuckin job ya bum

[komix089]

hahaha KaulitzxBabe:

"i find it funny"

[soaguy]

I've counted 11, not 10.

What does it mean?

[heyawhaw]

playing viz my food? WTF???? hahahahahaha ... just what I needed!

[XxFunnyBunny92xX]

i dont understand a word you say :| sorry

[aNdi2042]

Hey! I am German, and I DO PLAY WITH MY FOOD! :D

funny vid ^^

[Zailen1]

haha i like building little houses and then pretending im a superhero, and the only way i can save the city is if i singlehandedly destroy, and eat it myself!

[spitzbubezumquadrat]

absturz

[KaulitzxBabe]

Im German

i find it funny

let the Germans decide whats funny or not!

[jessthehobbit07]

oh wow! haha this just shows canadian "humour" again...I live in Canada but grew up in germany! I'm surprised at the size of some people's brains actually. Got asked by one canadian if I was a Nazi....didn't think the question was worth responding to -_- Instead I should've asked if that person was gay...since Canadians are oh-so proud of their gay-rights! seriously people? grow up LOL

*Deutschland ueber alles ;) *

[Zailen1]

two...years of that. i know man, i know. but it is quite fun to mess with em isnt it?

[sassitheoriginal]

I dont understand it

[LookAnApple]

I don't get it.

But I laughed at the end of the video.:3

[xserffdsrtf]

category: comedy?? uhm.... well good luck with what you call comedy then ;-)

[franzgammler]

i don´t get it.

[ChecktheFlowwww]

Spasti!

[Graydon19]

O ya and it's not a French accent it's German. That just shows how retarded you are. It even fucking says German in the title. Wow.

[Graydon19]

But hey, at least were not idiots like Americans. And dude, never say ain't again, makes you seem more retarded.(or is that possible)?? And think of this, your country is going to get bombed by practically every country over seas, while Canada will be nice and safe. Oh ya I forgot. FUCK YOU EH!!!!!

[montanamaroc]

canada ain't even a country bastards...

your whole identity is based on reminding people that u ain't american

and ur french sounds horrible

[regenjo]

Er ist Canadier

[vivi181296]

Mir fallen auch 1000 gründe ein, kein Ami

zu werden.

[jessthehobbit07]

Mir auch ;)

[FlexibleMoose]

Love it love it!

[Adrahil86]

fucking retard !

[tresckow]

waste of time

[Hiosho]

whats about that vid?

i dont get it..

nothing in there was especialy German..so what the fuck...

should i go on an do a vid about the uk? Netherlands? Americans?, mexicans? Austrians?...and so on...bla bla..

[XiahgoSQUEE]

Wow, why was that so funny? XD

Ahahah.

[RickyFitz]

you're cute

[PreussenGloria]

26 sec. I`ll never get back!

[JazzB1987]

its funny but ..are you serious? tv so old? well we had a better resolution than CANADA for at least 50 years. the first TV was patented by the germans. Ok we totally lack HD content lol BUT! we DONT play with food it just looks like that because we look for hairs from our mustaches that fell into our food. so please next time say germans look for hairs in their food will ya? ;)

[froggymicwop]

he was kidding i think :)

[BloodFeather]

qft 10chars

[mutiny218]

lustig

[thegothmog]

holy fuck, funny as hell. hardly know why, but it was.

[ZanaDi17]

uh????????????

[FabienneGilbert]

Was war das?

[iloveyoucheesy]

SCHEIßE ER HAT NE NASE

[Ulfius254]

what was that?

[CuteSunYe15]

then ur TV so old XD LMFAO!!!!

[CuteSunYe15]

LOL!!! wtf was that about XD

[uzimacsuger]

når du snakker norskt !!!!lol!

[ZAPdontlook]

what the heck was that

[muhuzrjztd]

ööööööööööööööööööhhhh hääää??? okich hab net geblickt! kann mir des vllt irgendjemand erklären?

[manupee]

AHAHA bist du schlecht!nonsense!

[Destin8onUnOwn]

Hahahaha that was great. :)

[crimsonBen]

huch....u r gay? arn' u?

u want to become gay?

Well, check the video of jgrandin1

[noooooky]

I can tell you : YOU SUCK !

[Blah721098]

That giggle at the end was amazing! You're my new hero.

[chrisbe24]

totaler müll!

[Chloegraffiti]

it's so silly.

[Fleischesser]

Das macht kein Sinn...

[L0LUNIC0RN]

i love this.

[diggensaegg]

if you are gay and think you are funny, make a video with no sense.

[Fleischesser]

HAHA ganz lustig, daß war so verdammte geil! Ich hab an meinen Hosen gepisst! Und die andere falshe deutsche kommentare sind so lustig auch weil sie so vielen Fehler haben! bahahaha!

[diggensaegg]

Nix gut deutscho, oder sicht ab? Rauche zuviele von die crack und denke köne spreche unde schreibe deuts.

[Gravitymarker]

i dont understand the joke in this movie=? sry..

[ParkourEh]

"Ven ze painting is about schieße."

[RgSchmitt]

Erm...was that supposed to be funny? o_O

[ZeSpekov]

hehe

[muchtoocrazy]

Ich spreche normalerweise fließend Englisch, aber ich hab hier nichts verstanden. O_o

[Antillektuell]

eeh i dont get it. what is it all about? should that be funny?

[Pumpernickel006900]

I would love to torture that guy

[tortileinffm]

Das ist so fürchterlich unwitzig.

[Reiskorn]

i don't get it xD I#m german by the way and .. jeg snakker litt norsk

[tresckow]

what the fuck, wheres the humour faggot? i can think of 1000 not to be a canadian.

[poosaypirate]

then make a vid, dip shit

[COJONESDELOSO]

what the fuck was this about you fagstick

[hitmenedi]

fucking canadian

[jimtheripper]

i didnt get it^^

[TightaMeista]

Ach Gooooott,

ich hab mich ja sooooo kaputtgelacht du TROTTEL!

[FakeAdrenaline]

you think this is funny, asshole?

[playkay12]

komisch

[MogDruid]

ummmmmmmmmmmm

someone tell me...please

what in the name of sweet satan was that!?

[guitargonzo]

Canada??? Oh that state the Americans always laugh about. But why? Yeah woods, lakes, mountains, lovley people...a bit lonley but brave, good people with good humour and style.

Some of them are even able to speak in whole sentences. But only if they find the time, while shitting in the woods during the deer hunting season.

[ProUSA]

"woods, lakes, mountains, lovley people"

like the usa... :)

[guitargonzo]

nix verstehen...

[OFC4NEVER]

not funny... gay

[Dryzzirion]

Haha, what do you have against Norwegians? I'm from Norway

[kutte207]

was zur hölle sollte das sein ? willst du mich verarschen ? depp..... totaler depp...

[sexboywonder]

puritans and hamburgers. you were saying?

[mirrencorin]

i could not understand everything^^

nothing to complain about..not very funny...but no thing to be angry^^

[MorokMorok]

dämlicher bastard -____-

[GERtrasher]

lustig....

[lrv169]

lol!! I LOVE THIS IT IS SO FUNNY! When your speaking Norwegian. lol..

[villlllllllllle]

haha,the thing in norway was funny! xD

[andrjoo]

Haha, I'm German and I though it was hilarious!

[Hongabongaa]

that is racism

[raccoonate]

not really. more a parody of stereotypes.

[Evirlyn]

racism=implying superiority over another race. Therefore, Jay=not racist. :)

[sexboywonder]

puritans and hambugers. now go watch your RTL little boy

[stefandaenekas]

hambugers? you write about hamburgers...with two rr....correct? stupid usa

[sexboywonder]

lol. fucking retard

[maxchan]

wow.... I AM german and i didnt know that there are so many clichés about german

1. why old TVs? i cant understand it, because everybody i know has a LCD/Flat whatever

2. playing with food? maybe 2years old children!

[okano186]

Fuck sake its just a joke jeez,atleast give him the credit for being hilarious

[TakCWAL]

I don't get the joke. If it is supposed to be making fun of German stereotypes, it certainly failed, as none of what he described made sense.

[missusmadness]

I don't think it's supposed to make sense. Watch the Russian video.

[MoleSnyper]

omg hahahahahaha.

[TheDamnAvrilFan]

where are u from?? playing with the food *laugh* I'm german and you???

[xXGrafKnickwitzXx]

whats that?a racism video? we arent playing with food! shit asshole on the video!

[sexboywonder]

so why do you care? go back to watching VOX and RTL- americans only eat hamburgers Americans are puritans, Americans are fat and lazy.

go fuck a tree, will you?

[Emokid99B]

this video is so ho lary us

[larzylars]

Lmao @ when he giggles :25

[apecham]

oh come on, it's a joke. get over it. it's funny. I'm half-german by the way, and you don't see me crying about.

[Imperialzzz]

Haha man, thats exelent, utterly genious.

Funny part is the norwegian one LoL:D

Når du snakker norsk:D

Hehe u sayd it so funny lol

[thehattifnatt]

Når du snakker norsk!

Ha ha

[blotkake]

I think it's great :)

[CudsPJ]

should this be german accent ?? tat sounds more like french

[veniamin3]

Wassup Alter?

This didn't make any sense but I liked it so let's rejoice and be merry

[nucalavee]

ähhh kapier ich nicht ich kann ja prinzipiell über mich selbst lachen aber das find ich ist doof ^^

[QBRon]

geht mir genau so, weiss auch nicht, was das mit uns deutschen zu tun haben soll, bis auf das mit dem Bart.

Aber ansonsten total hohl ohne sinn, wie das andere video.

[Hammag66]

Am neither a German nor an American,But Germans are not this way at all.

Have seen enough Germans and Americans.

Germans Rock and like parties BIG TIME

[prolo67]

Daanke

[Kaaaasse001]

ur so right dude! REpsekt alter :D

[aldixx4]

think your funny? if i were you i'just have a look at the rest of the world before making such BESCHEUERTE videos. ok, that might be difficult for americeans coz they usually cant even speak any other language.

sch... video.

[Kaaaasse001]

verfickt, verkrüppeltes scheisvideo xD

[sexboywonder]

A) he is not American he is Canadian. different country altogether.

B) you're not making sweeping generalizations about 300 million people soley on the basis of national origin, are you? - never!

[stefandaenekas]

stupid american

[sexboywonder]

attention whore

[stefandaenekas]

licke mi o

[stefandaenekas]

jung, datt is mi doch so watt von nechelick, wenn ik die, sexboywonder, meinen doe, dann is datt doch woll kloar as kloßbrühe, aobers wenn du datt nich lesen kannst, oder aber nich lesen un verstaon wusst, dann geiht mi datt doch an´t mors vörbi :-)

[sexboywonder]

*yawn* dont you ever get tired of yourself?

[stefandaenekas]

no...i´m laughing at you :-) you are sooooo funny :-)

[vincent5478]

als deutscher sollte mann kein Norwegisch können? hä

[leckmichdufisch]

man...who told you that all germans have old televisions? the whole content of the video is so much absurd. next you maybe could use some clichés which do exist - then it would funny.