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  • 5;22

    obi wan felt shocked of anakin revealing that he has a new empire. and the reason anakin said dont make me kill you is because after obi wan said in a disgust way.

  • @tmMcHugh

    Still sounds stupid. Any movie writer/director would have chosen better lines.

  • I just pretend that the prequels were in their own universe and the old ones were in theirs and anakin just kind of bridges the two. The old ones kick ass

  • asswipe

  • The fight is the best acted part of the whole prequel trilogy!

  • Your Anakin impression is spot on. What a whiny cunt.

  • i find the first 3 minutes to be matthew just repeating the same thing over and over and over again.

  • "Ugh, what a bitch!"

  • it's so sad how bad these movies are....

  • @1androo2 It's even sadder that people will still pay to see these movies. TPM in 3D made about $23 million over the weekend. Jar Jar in 3D...

  • @NeilPower I don't see other people having a different opinion than us as "sad". I just see it as, well, people having a different opinion.

  • asswipe

  • I just love how angry Matthew gets about all of this. He's right, but it's funny how worked up he gets.

  • I'm sorry, but screw you! I liked this movie!

  • @killer92173 Why?

  • @Ikarosus you don't need to know why. it's not a crime

  • @Arthus850 You are right. Saying he likes a movie, without giving any reason, and telling guy, who just gave like 100 reasons why not to like the movie, to screw him, isnt crime.

    Neither is hitting brick wall with your head, because you think it will turn the wall into gold. But both is definetly stupid as hell.

  • @Ikarosus good point. but liking a movie for no good reason and hating someone else won't physically hurt anyone, where hitting a brick wall with your head will.

  • @Arthus850 I didnt say its bad, or that its gonna hurt somebody, I just said its stupid.

  • @Ikarosus once again, good point.

  • LOL FEST! I love the movie even with the complaints

  • jesus this is fucking hilarious! you nailed it completely, man. these films were rubbish!!

  • How DO they fit the cranberries into a sauce?

  • Well, the thing you forgot whas what the Dark Side of the Force is capable off, which makes half the review kinda failed, but damn it whas still funny!

  • Ur funny, still hate u 4 saying those things.

  • "Die-live! L-live or I'll kill you!"

    'Yeah, well, I'll take her from me, but you won't...!"

    xDxDDD

    This has got to be the best review of Matthew ever!!!

  • i laughed my ass off the whole review

  • You walking plot convinience

  • The movie is for me a 6/10. Stronger middle.

  • padme didn't followed anakin cause, the other bad things he did were seldom

    and when he made those things EVERY day she scared

    and about thinkin' the Obi-wan's cheat, what you should do if you are are fuckin' guy

    that hates EVERITHING you see, what you should do if your wife mentions a lot of times that one of your friends told her bad things about you

    and then that guy appears what you should do?

    MOTHERFUCKER

  • @tyrannicusx

    She may not have licked it, she may have been scared, but the movie never shows that and she does follow him still.

  • @Evenflowist314

    "liked" damn my poor english

  • yoda didnt lose!

  • 00:57-1:09

    here are some real characteristics that makes anakin a good guy sometimes in episode 2, when he rescues 3 times one rescued from gundarks, saving obi wan from falling, and rescuing from the clutches of count dooku. uses force push to tell the customers drinking alcohol is bad, praises obi wan to be great as mace and yoda, telling padme that compassion is the better way to love.

  • In words of Batman Begins.

    Obi-Wan: I'm not going to kill you... But i don't have to save you.

  • @SPIDERSAMHULKBLADE You just made me think of something. If Batman didn't have to save Ra's al Ghul then why did he feel like he had to save the Joker? The same principle applies.

  • @SPIDERSAMHULKBLADE exactly

  • You obviously do not know anything about this movie.

  • @jefbardo

    Oh, really...?

  • lucas, fuck the stars!

  • It's strange how Lucas wrote grown-up Anakin as an asshole from day one. I thought the whole point of Darth Vader is that he was a good man who fell from grace? Eh...

  • @sec0ndevolution

    the reason anakin begins act like an asshole i9s because you remember yoda's line in TESB that Luke had much anger in him like his father. Anakin sometimes acts like a good friend in AOTC and ROTS when he rescues obi wan, playfully bickers with obi wan, saying to padme that compassion is the right way to fall in love, before raking off with padme, anakin takes obi wan's advice that the jedi need the council's guidance,

  • @sec0ndevolution

    contd

    praises obi wan to be powerful as windu and wise as yoda, feeling sorry for his arrogance before obi wan praises him as strong and wise, freeing obi wan to fight the droids along with the jedi in geonosis

  • the precuels should have being like knigths of the old republic, awesome dark and deep story, epic characters and battles and good quality romance that actualy fits with all the atmosphere arround the story.

  • OK.....I agree all the Prequels had HORRIBLE writing and acting....however:

    I still believe Revenge of the Sith was not as bad as it was presented in this review.

    Sure, compared to the originals this is still shit, but ROTS had NO OPTION but to follow the horrible story from Phantom and Clones, given the material it had, I believe they gave us a fair and plausible ending to the prequel trilogy.

    and NO!, I'm not defending the prequels, I'm just saying ROTS was not that bad...

  • This guy is a whiny baby

  • What's funny is, for every complaint that the prequels never make it clear what a Sith is, there should be two complaints that the prequels never make it clear what a JEDI is, or why we should like them! Not once in the prequels did I ever like these soulless pricks or understand why I'm supposed to be rooting for their actions (other than we were told they were the good guys). This was never an issue with the original trilogy; it wasn't difficult to feel emotions while watching those movies.

  • @WastedPo LOL best description of the whole prequel trilogy. The audience was being force fed (pun intended) a bunch of horsecrap that included Midi-chlorians, Gungans and the worst reason in the universe for starting a war, tax disputes. If Lucas was going to just do a series based on CGI he should have created CGI faces for Luke Han and Leia to look young and just used Timothy Zahns Heir to the Empire trilogy. At least Zahn could write SW characters which is more than Lucas can say these days.

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  • @Deppowns2426, I'm curious, after listing the things you found wrong with Sith, why did you eventually conclude that it was a good movie?

  • You r not a star wars fan how can you say that worst ending wtf did you expect moron go watch star trek bitch

  • anakin choked padme because he felt betrayed and is not of stable mind and the multiple examples for why he became a sith showed that he was brainwashed by the emperor and doesn't know himself why he has done these things. Tusken raiders are not the same as human beings plus he was prevoked. Yes the killing sand people children was a bit much but the younglings were unarmed and of the same species.

  • @WingedPlatypus Anakin choked her because Lucas realized he hadn't used the vader choke hold. The entire film was a bunch of images and phrases meant to link 3 to 4, 5 & 6. Killing sand people is okay because they weren't human? I smell serial killer? Agreed he was provoked but to slaughter a whole villiage? Anakin was NEVER written as being of stable mind from the TPM on, Palpatines brain washing had nothing to do with the murders he committed. Anakin was just written as batshit crazy. 

  • But wait Obi-Wan! If Leia is my sister, then who was our mother? Oh she was the queen of Naboo, but when things didn't work out between her and your father, she lost the will to live and just up and died. You know, she was having two kids, she didn't think it was worth living for us? I guess not Luke. Aww what a bitch!

  • @ScrubbyBean remind you of another name changing darklord's mother

    (Voldemort)-in books not movies

  • And watching Clone Wars series lately! So much better than the prequel trilogy! The Anakin is so much tougher and not a whiney little bitch like in the movies. Matt Latner, the voice of Anakin and star of Vampires Suck/new 90210 is by far better than Haden Christiansen!

  • Hope u make a brief review of the BluRay "upgrades" to the original movies (the stupid Ben Kenobi scream, and the Noooooooooo! from Vader in ROTJ...why is Lucas doin this?)

  • i mean to say:

    the only character from the entiar prequil films i like is general grevious.

  • the only character from the entiar prequil films is general grevious.

  • At the end Obi NEVER tried 2 kill him

    if you PAY ATTENTION!! ull see that hes only defending from him!!!

  • @TheDan744 - Err, there were several moments in that scene where if Anakin had not responded to Obi's attacks he would have been cut in half.

  • correction... "being tossed"

  • I notice Ep 3 is posted under numerous names now on YT and not bring tossed. I guess that says it all doesn't it guys? Nobody gives a shit anymore. You can post Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Shit, as much as your hearts desire. LOL

  • and you can't really complain they do stuff because the plot requires them too, it's in the middle of a series, those things HAVE to happen

  • @iTzJaKkeFTW Thats not excuse. Lucas had whole 2 movies to foreshadow story and developt, establish and get characters to position, where they would do these things naturaly.

  • If the second film had never existed this film would be alot better

  • Ooba Dooba...

  • i only like the game version so then they cant talk about things we dont care about

  • The best part of the prequels, in my opinion, is R2 :)

  • i find it ironic that people seem to no more about the sandpeople, who they are, what they are and what kind of personalities they have, than they do about why the fuck the sith want revenge and what the sith are!

  • Wouldn't it have made more sense if Anakin actually DID kill her? Like, maybe his force choke damaged her internally or something, and unintentionally fatally wounding her. She could hang on for dear life until she had birthed her children, saw that they were safe, and then succumbed to her injuries. The other reason -that she lost the will to live- is just plain selfish. Padme, you now have two innocent and sweet babies to look after. They aren't worth living for!!!?

  • @Compy01 You are now a vastly superior writer to George Darth-Ed-Wood-Lite Lucas.

  • Ok I would be upset too if my mom got killed by a group but killing children wouldnt help they should have made him a good guy like he was supposed to be and then when his mom dies show his sadness insted of anger just like Luke in A New Hope insted Lucas make Anakin a bad apple from the start and it sucks

  • If anything else Padmé should fallen even more in love with Anakin after she finds out he kills even more Children!

  • Why don't more people have that reaction to Padme losing the will to live after having kids? How does no one blink at how it made no sense?

  • I don't see why you get so upset about a space opera film, it's supposed to be overly dramatic and everything.

    Your imitations of the characters are horrible also.

  • Yea it's funny because they're made up, and not Jews or black so no one should care if they die

  • Keep your eyes open, get your head out off your ass, and stop thinking about the gay porn you beat off to last night and try to actually understand the simple plot and details to this movie!! Eat a dick you fag

  • @bassgxx15 U mad bro?

  • You are obviously retarded, the sand peoples kids did not count as REAL FUCKING PEOPLE, NO ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD GAVE A SHIT THAT DIED, SO STOP BRINGING IT UP! And everything does add up, but your brain apparently does function the same as normal human beings and you can't understand shit. Everything is literally right in your face but your fucking 1st grade brain can't fucking understand the Simple plot to a fucking movie, so hopefully the next time you watch this movie, maybe keep your eyes

  • @bassgxx15 oh dear, someone's got butthurt!

  • @bassgxx15 Funny, people have said the same things about black people and Jews no too long ago. Bet you'd feel right at home in 1930s Germany bro...

  • @bassgxx15, you seem a fan of the prequels. I'm curious, did you actually care about any of the characters? Did you feel tragedy when Anakin turned to the dark side? Did you find Jake Lloyd joyful? Liam Neeson's death tragic? Did you find the Clones romance romantic? Did you feel anything for anyone in the prequels? If you're like most people, the answer would be no. Keep in mind that people *loved* the characters in the originals. The prequels failed on the most basic story levels.

  • I always knew the prequels were bad but after hearing your reviews on them........I fuckin hate the crap out of them, you are right about everything

  • This was funny but its not that bad of a movie ya 1 and 2 r terrible and if 2 was so teribble y did they make a spin of it but its not that bad especially how u kept BITCHING about anakin BITCHING

  • You're right confusedmatthew, it's a terrible movie

  • @jeapiat "SHUT UP!!!"

  • If Anakin had been a perfect angel, you'd have nit-picked about how somebody so perfect would never have turned evil. No matter what this movie did you would have complained anyway.

  • @xsonicx08, I disagree. What young people who like the prequels (and apparently have nothing of quality to compare to in their minds) don't seem to realize was that the prequels failed on the most absolute fundamental levels of storytelling. We were given NO reason to care about any of the characters or relate to any motives. We were told that we were supposed to root for certain people because they were good guys, yet we felt nothing for them. They ruined a world that people genuinely loved.

  • @WastedPo I disagree with your last statement. If people really loved the originals, the prequels won't ruin it for them. They can ignore them. I feel with the prequels have such a bad wrap that people just make it bigger by joining the bandwagon and can't form their own opinions. I actually praise CM review of this movie and other movies like The Lion King because he forms his own opinion, not what critics.

  • @xsonicx08, have you ever loved a series or a story that was utterly ruined by sequels/prequels? I'm guessing not, or else you wouldn't so casually suggest that an entire 3-movie trilogy (the prequels) which negate so much of what people loved, can easily just be ignored. (We know "the force" is just some microscopic bacteria in the blood now, and that doesn't ruin things?) Also, it's silly to assume that those who think the prequels are bad have jumped on some kind of "bandwagon."

  • @WastedPo i don't know if you play video games, but sonic is in my username and those games have been crap for the past 10 years. doesn't ruin the original games for me. if the prequels really ruin the originals for you, then that's just stupid. now, saying you hate the additions lucas is making to the originals is a different story.

  • @xsonicx08, I'm sorry but that's not comparable at all. I played video games too, and I suspect that sonic games for you were just silly diversions to pass the time, like the Mario Bros gamew were for me. That is not at all the same as truly loving something. The prequels are a direct continuation of the SW story. You might as well say that you love the original Kettle brand potato chips but don't care for their BBQ flavor. It would be just a silly a comparison to the SW situation.

  • I'll give you a comparison that makes sense to me, although it only backs up my argument. I loved Stephen King's Dark Tower book series. It took him decades to complete, 7 books total. I thought the last few books were heartbreakingly awful, actually nullifying the entire "quest" and yes, it DOES kind of ruin the entire world/story he created and the magic effect it had on me (and hence, the gratification and stimulation it used to provide my imagination). Becuase it's all part of one story.

  • @WastedPo, all part of one epic tale he was weaving (actually it was more than the 7 books, because most of the books he'd written in general also tied into the universe he was creativing). But because the last few books (for me) pissed all over the tale, it was heartbreaking. The Sonic games aren't interested in moving you, sweeping you away or telling a linear story over the course of several games. They're all just one-off silly diversions.

  • (Sorry for the long response)

    To say that SW fans can simply "ignore" the prequels is almost akin to saying that people shoudn't be bothered if half a great novel is written awfully in a way that nullifies the good parts, and that they can just ignore the sections of the story that are written terribly and focus on the good sentences.

  • LOL! Your review really made me laugh, especially the "you can't believe what you're hearing???" Why didn't she freak when he told her he killed those sand people??? And you're right Anakin never changed, so seriously???

    Thanks for this review! I hate these pointless plot films as well. It seems like no one knows how to tell a realistic story anymore...

  • @Jade1157 "SHUT UUUUUUP!!!"

  • I Fuckin HATE THE STAR WARS PREQUELS I II III

  • @bam281 "SHUT UUUUUUP!!!"

  • I agree with all of the reviews on the prequels. I hate the prequels.

  • best review ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The prequels would have been much better if they would have slowed down and stopped throwing all of the political talk, bad romantic dialogue, and CGI into our faces. The original trilogy didn't need ANY of this to be good.

  • They hid Luke on his dad's home planet, using the same surname. Brilliant! I know Tatooni is the sticks of the galaxy, but still, why wouldn't you look there first?

  • Why didn't they both burst into flames? Anakin starts to burn on the shore next to the lava.

  • @RadarKat73080 'cause, well, uh... um, er, I have it on the tip of my tounge, uh, um, well... uh... good point.

  • anakin skywalker went crazy can you not see that wow you suck at reviewing

  • @petplatypus Weird because he didnt seem crazy the original trilogy, just a power corrupted dick. In these just really whiney stupid. He was never seduced into the dark side, he was dooped into it. I mean wouldn't person not retarded see that while he turned to the dark side to save his wife but ended up killing her because of it think "hmm, maybe the dark side is bad considering it just caused to kill my only love". Guess not 

  • @zzyzx0788 Obi-Wan said that Anakin was consumed by Darth Vader well this is hard to explain but by the end he said anyone who was against him was an enemy he attacked her and then said you will not take her from me his dialogue and action clearly showed that he was angry,crazy, in denial,and evil and he didn't think he was he said he brought peace sounds like a crazy person to me also he's not crazy when he's Vader because as Obi Wan said he was consumed by Vader and that Anakin was gone

  • wow Matthew I'm sorry but really are confused you don't get half the story cause you aren't paying attention or are just an idiot this a good movie with a great ending that ties with the 3rd movie perfectly

  • Oh yea and if a bear killed my mother I might have gone so far to kill the bear responsible, but hey, I'm not a Jedi, wasnt trained in the order of peace and understanding and passiveness and respect for life and the balance of everything, like dumbshit here was.

  • fuck i hate you 

  • @megapokemonmasterxD wow, why? are you talkin about Matthew? if so why? I mean thats a bold statement

  • @MasterYoda12321

    Would respond further but i remember Anakin is a poorly written character (with horrible motivations). Also their is a clear difference from killing immediate threats and killing unarmed civilians. Many war atrocities come to mind on the subject.

  • the first 3 minutes of this was just you saying the same thing over and over and over and over again.... :/

  • @MasterYoda12321

    MasterYoda your really grasping straws...last time i check bears can't walk on 2 feet (and use tools). Basically being a humanoid in general... 

  • @tdfball910 Tusken raiders are called "sand people", not "sand monsters", you racist. They have women and children, too, which he laments killing in Episode II.

  • Do a review on the clone wars!

  • i do love star wars and i do agree with u on some of the points ur making, but the people he killed in ep. II weren't people...they were tusken raiders. I know that it was still bad to kill them all, but tusken raiders are murderers anyway, so there is a difference between killing tusken raiders and killing children

  • @tdfball910 no there isnt a difference. If a tribe in tanzania killed someone and then that persons son killed the entire villiage and the children, then they would be considered a monster and a mass murderer

  • Star Wars is over and you'll never have to sit through it again?

    ....dont tell him theyre gonna make 7, 8, and 9...`

  • U know what forget I said anything for I am about to get an ear full of the original trilogy is perfect crap for truly it did have it's problems too

  • Ok one all the star wars movies have there problems the 4,5,6 Luke miscasted liea chugging her character mid movie and Han well he is awesome can't talk bad about him then stormtroopers can't hit a broad side of a barn when they supposed to be military ok now prequels good acting on some moment but

  • So many plots holes! I need a fucking bridge!

  • oh my god im burning, obi wan: i love you, and go fuck yourself

  • great review. I love star wars but i hate when star wars fanboys say this film is good just because of the action and the last battle between anakin and obi wan. This film is awful and your review is perfect. You outlined everything thats wrong with this film, 5/5. Im going to subscribe just because of this review.

  • @EmeraldIsleStar Oh what ever.

    No point making arguments I have better shit to do then make a page long argument with you

  • @Digitaldiscdrive your carb

  • You know, by the end of the 2nd prequel, it was so fucking obvious that Anakin had so many problems psychologically and emotionally that it was pretty clear that this dude was already evil. There was no reason for Portman's character to even hook up with this moron. God, nothing makes any sense in these prequels. What an epic fail.

  • So many dumbass responses I don't even know where to begin. Everything this guy makes a point of is legit. Come up with a logical argument instead of 'NAWWW THIS MOVIE IS EPIC!'

  • Youre not even funny this movie was great, lucas films should sue you for this crap the only garbage about revenge of sith is this reveiw

  • @Digitaldiscdrive We should sue you for being a dumbass. Instead of showing everybody that you're nothing more than a fanboy, give us reasons why Matthew is wrong.

  • @ShadowGunner82 I should sue you for being a fuckwit , every reveiw iv seen of this guy is just another crappy cocky american shit after another

  • @Digitaldiscdrive Proved my point moron. Nothing but a fanboy who has nothing to say. Go back to jerking off with your Lucas juice in mommies basement.

  • If you've already watched the review, watch it again with the transcribed audio captions on. Makes it so much funnier...

  • STARWARS IS AWESOME!! YOU FUCKWITH! this story had an exellent ending and perfect transition to the original films!

    if you think u can make it better than go ahead bitch! lets see if u can make it half as good as it is!!

    IT IS EASY TO CRITICIZE!!! LETS SEE YOU DO A FILM SO EPIC!!

  • @chimmona agreed this guy sucks, revenge of the sith is very good. Id like to see this terd make a better ending

  • @Digitaldiscdrive Why did you like the movie. Tell us why Matthew "sucks" instead of jerking your friend there off with the "force".

  • @ShadowGunner82 Firstly I wasnt jerking off and secondly if there was to be a good reveiw about why this movie sucks, THE AWARD GOES TO "RED LETTER MEDIA" and This this guy is clearly a dum ass who just hates star wars so he shouldnt reveiw it, and revenge of the sith summed up to episode really well, the fight scenes were good and the acting was good and if you do think the movie sucks It was gourges fault not haydens or ewans

  • @Digitaldiscdrive The fight scenes were not good, they overly choreographed to the point where it was just dancing and lacked any and all emotional connection (unlike ep 4-6).

    The acting sucked too, it was either dull and human-less, or over-the-top emotional.

  • @Digitaldiscdrive Harry s. polinkett hates star wars and hated the fight scenes too, he hates the prequels just as much as confused matthew dude, lol

  • @superhuman295 At least hes a good comedian

  • what that

  • ages 3 through 11 agree...ROTS was a great movie!

  • I disagree wit you on a good number of things in other reviews but you are spot on in this one. As far as i'm concerned he was already Darth Vader in the last one. He killed women and children, admitted he supported a fascist dictatorship, and was just a bitch the whole time.

  • Is this a satirical review? It's humorous and very nit-picky. Either way, though I thought ROTS was a great movie, I enjoyed this review a lot.

  • *raises hand*  Ah, yes. Umm...as much as I agree Annakin is a whiny douchebag...if he wasn't then how would he become Darth Vader? Is it like we're supposed to expect him to be the good guy, when we know he's gonna end up being the bad guy anyway? I just wanted to point that out. As much as I think you're right...how else is he supposed to turn into a bad guy if he ISN'T a whiny, good for nothing douchebag in the first place?

  • Younglings. :))

  • I think I figured out this passionate and absolutist defense of the prequels and this movie: they are loyalty to this new Star Wars world (movies, video games books)& it's being attacked. They are fanboys, and there is nothing wrong with being a fanboy. Being passionate about nerdy and dorky things is not bad. But fanboys feel the need to defend this so much. I think if they spent little time defending and took a moment to step back, they'd see how really, really awful this and these films are.

  • Well the whole Anakin being a total contradictory prick on Mustafar thing, is kind of the whole point - its the cue for the audience to realise, oh wait, being on the dark side is actually being messed in the head and power crazed, paranoid, deluded and evil. The whole madness of Anakins ranting, was to show the audience exactly how much of a prick the dark side makes an otherwise better person (though he'd still be a whiny bitch, yes, but at least hes showing REMORSE in Ep II for killing kids)

  • lol ''die to live.. l-live or i'll kill you!''

  • Just watched RotS again and wow, it really is bad. What I find disappointing is how little George Lucas seems to care about movies that are basically half his legacy. From what I remember of his interview with 60 minutes, they spent 10 weeks on an action sequence that is 2 seconds in the movie. The part where the wookies jump a droid speed boat. Imagine how much they could have improved the script in every scene if they had just omitted that 2 seconds. Obviously he made this for the effects.

  • Lucas clearly just wanted to get the scripts out of the way. So he can make all that money on merchandising. That's the only conclusion I can come up with. George Lucas is smart guy. If he cared he would have thought about what went into these shity movies more.

  • @sgoodell99

    smart but, alarmingly and to my dismay, devoid of the talent i thought was there! i feel a bit sick!

  • I'm so sick of people saying "Oh but Anakin killed those sandpeople because they killed his mon, that's totally understandable" !That's bs, he didn't give a crap about his oh so beloved mother in 10 fucking years!He could've gotten her off that planet after the first movie!this pisses me off so badly.....these prequels suck and matthew is right with pretty much every single word!

  • Queen Amidala is obviously racist (or would it be speciest) and that is why she did care that Anikan killed the sandpeople, but does care that he killed human children.

  • Dude, no fucking duh vader will talk calmly towards obi wan, obi wan was old and weak, vader got stronger, how is he supposed to act? and for the love of god stop compairing them to the original trilogy, yes everyone know the original trilogy kicked ass, we get it.

    dude she just force got choked , asshole,

    are you a retard, qui gonn´s "return" per se, explains why the fuck they turned to ghosts in the OT, dumbass

    great, this is a lame ass review

  • @theXramoneXpistolsXP Considering they are prequels they SHOULD be compared to the original movies since they are supposed to present us with the back story.

    When the back story is so hopeless and fits the first movies like a Boeing fits into a shoe box, you've got a serious problem!

    If it was the "force choke" they probably wouldn't say that she "lost the will to live".

    They would probably be able to give a medical explanation - she is in the medical bay after all...

  • @auritone no they shouldnt, why not? you shouldnt base your opinion on a prequel or sequel based on whether or not is a good as the original, everyone knows the OT kicks the PT´s ass any day of the week,

  • @theXramoneXpistolsXP It's not a question of how the prequels fare as films compared to the originals.

    The question is - do the stories work as backstories to the first ones.

    The answer - absolutely not!

    As movies in and of themselves all you have to do to understand why they are so horrible - compare them to ANY movie EVER made and see how they fare when it comes to character development, direction, story ect ect ect.

    And once again they fail big time because they are bad movies!

  • @auritone dude believe it or not, ive seen films 10 times worse than the prequel trilogy, ive even seen sequels more annoying and unneeded than the prequel trilogy, but at the end of the day, all of this is subjective

  • @theXramoneXpistolsXP Actually, I love bad movies. :)

    I can live with the fact that the prequels aren't as good as the first ones, but here they destroy the entire backstory. Futhermore we've got incoherent plots, scitzophrenic and detached characters, dialogue so stifled and contrived you can actually see the actors struggling, direction so monotone you fall asleep ect. - Michael Bay couldn't have fucked it up this badly.

    Of course it's subjective - doesn't mean you can't argue your case. :)

  • @theXramoneXpistolsXP Furthermore, whenever one has to argue that there are worse films out there - that means the movies we are discussing are really bad. :)

  • @auritone actually i was saying there were worse films out there because you stated " compare them to ANY movie EVER made and see how they fare when it comes to character development, direction, story ect ect ect." i thought the direction was good at times, the development sucked true and the story to me, was just ok, but what i couldnt stand was the fucking dialogue, there were times i found it acceptable, but it most of it was just shit! despite this is enjoy them, not the best, theyre just ok