I'm a waste of 7 minutes

[Coolblaster6]

Bad Comments Are Cool? WHAT ABOUT SMOKING? Damn, Society has fallen in her alien ugly life. I'll pray for your uglyness to go away. :3

[chrislovesannick]

OMG, she's so ugly :O

[kotraquin]

i found the best way to avoid trolls is disable comments or comment w/ approval only

[GravDiga]

Good video but don't feed the trolls!!!!

Why waste time on the assholes? >.> just find good people to befriend.

i can't waste 7mins on this goodluck :D bye

[therealjamesbud]

It was really smart on your part to make this for people like me . I just want to wake people up to an alternative for our addiction to oil . Education..can ya believe it? I had to cut ties with a long time "friend", today because he basically called Jack Herer & I a fool for believing in Hemp seed for a Bio fuel on my face-book homepage.That was an insult to my core value beliefs plus... Jack Herer is recently deceased & had devoted his entire to Hemp knowledge. It was more than I could take

[mandapannts]

dude, trolls love this video. you spent 7 minutes talking about them. THAT'S what they enjoy.

also, trolling is an art and bad grammar and spelling is a part of trolling. they likely know how to spell properly, the bad spelling is a part of the art.

you need to listen to yourself and just ignore it.

[motocrosser]

ha your cute =P and yes i am actually dealing with an extreme youtube asshole right now thats why i searched videos for it haha man they dont give up but i did wrong before i saw this i wrote back in a self defence additude UGH well i will see thnx for the video

[Robboytz]

true.......i like ur jk..

sell your computer and buy a treadmill fatty.....it wuz funny good1

~robboytz!~

[Ebzxo]

True.

[Ph4N7oM1337]

Laughed for a good 3 minutes at, "sell your computer and buy a treadmill fatty".

[tzetz1]

hahaha yeah, good video. your video should be on youtubes front page.

i have a stalker troll too, and you are right, you should ignore them.

you go girl.

[Funkbird]

once i saw your face I changed the video

[tozza220]

Good Example Of Youube Asshole,

^__^

I Personally Am Glad You Made This Bowiechick

xxx

[Funkbird]

thanks for acknowledging my post.

[tozza220]

thanks for acknowledging my acknowledgement.

[Funkbird]

duly noted

[jlorear]

i have one word for you what

[splainfishc]

word

[Sol1dH3x]

Ok so this video was very interesting to me because when the youtube asshole comes my way I usely go all defensive adding verbal words in sentence's to confuse the asshole always works for me lol

anyway nice vid yay

[JoshuaJEHOSIPHAT]

I honestly Know where you are coming from but look at the simplistic view of the average youtube user. They are going to look at this video and just leave another one of those annoying tedious comment's making video's like this acctually wether you think or not it fuel's them so they can piss people off even more so they can just insult more people and video's

[stephaniethekid]

OMG u r sooooooooooo rite!!!! everything u just said happened to me! AND THEY R IN THE COMFORT OF THERE OWN HOME!!! u r soooo kewl bowie chick!

[SILENTFART540]

haha im back i fuckin hate u fat wite lebian!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 i cant wait till u die i will laugh and piss on your grav hope u die in a car crash ill laugh at u and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and luagh andlaugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and luagh and luagh and lugh and lugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and luagh and laugh and luagh and luagh and lugh and lugh bye

[SILENTFART540]

im a troll nigga do sumpin ho:[ no problems with me i get more attion than you id say to your face ho do supin bich do u live in ny ill say it 2 yourr face and correct spelling and grammer is for fags!!!!!!!!![likeu] !!!!!!!!!!!! crazy bitchif i ask u to suck my dick u probally would scince u never hooked up with a dude and ur about 2 turn lesbo but i would sack ur ugly ass off y do u peaple piss me off god damn white fat all of your kind piss me of to no end im running out of space to complain

[Xxr0ckin0utXx]

why r u driving thats not very safe 2 look into sumthing and drive did u crash?? dee dee dee ur dumb stop making fun of me on my videos ur a troll your a youtube asshole no one wants u

[OliverGRaff]

Thank you for the insight. I didn't think it was boring at all. Recently I got a friend request on Facebook who brought up some really embarrasing stuff from my past. I responded "F*&K off, bro" Haven't heard from him, but I broke my #1 rule... "Don't have anything nice to say?..." I should've ignored him. Keep up the good work.

[Bobban]

AAAAGHHHHHH!!!

[Chaosrider666]

this bitch is fugly as hell...nice lazy eye

[akenakiss]

troll!!!

[DaZedNCoFused24]

Left at :18

[LukeHerbert]

to true. totaly agree.

awsom.

by the way, youtube troll? did you make that up or is it actualy a word :p

[MrSlapAHore]

A troll is a person who goes around and posts random shit that most of the time doesn't make sence. A youtube troll is a troll on youtube =/.

Everyone hates them.

[okajii]

u r uglee!!! u luk lyk a yewtoob troll!!!

xDDDD

just kidding cool vid it made me laugh

you are crazy i thought you was just rambling about nothing

XDDD

also kids

smoke weed AFTER you watch this :X

[randomdudley]

lol i wasted 1:21 minutes now XD anyways idgaf bout comments so done be so retard XD

[DaZeD871]

lolz ur liek so boringz giv 7 minuts back wtf???????

=D

I just laugh hard when I see a comment like that really ^_^

[wargasn222]

what would be really funny is while not paying attention driving and talking too people who really don't give a shit. watching your face getting splinter with glass as your ass rides over the hood. now thats will make good youtube viewing

[meagansxfamous]

to*

splintered*

that*

reread next time.

[lololomg]

people who don't give a shit?

dude you just wasted 7 minutes of your life on something you don't give a shit about. i lol.

[XRedxDanniX]

So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a girl that is being so mean to me!

I never talked to her before and she started being rude n my videos, calling me ugly, fat, terrible rider (horses), ect. and i'm like i'm not fat and barley ugly! and i went to her comments and she's mean to everyone! she's a troll she only has music videos on her profile!

[spiritsgood]

hmmmm.

[ilovedandy2]

dude. that is sooooo true!!!AND the way you put it was REALLY entertaining and gets the point across really well!!

[tinkertron]

Your not crazy, your FUNNY! Hugs!

[lobi89]

You are really awesome, girl! Loved this video!

[devilishlypure]

You're SO right! Thank you for the response!!

-Lauren

[wilykitwow]

Your video was excellent advice. One thing I would like to add is ... when someone has a channel and starts getting a pretty good following of subscribers .. usually they will take care of the trolls in the comment section. :)) Thanks for taking the time to make the post.. Im sure there are lots of people who needed the advice and wisdom :))

[karenergy]

This video was not too long or boring! It was very well done! Thanks. loved a lot of what you said.

Ur amazing and lovely. this video showed intelligence, thoughtfulness, and wit. XO

[GrandMasterRo0ster]

WTF?!!? this iz a waste ov 7minits!!!!

Joke! Im not a YouTube troll i promise. I agree with what you say about these people and you give some good advice on how to deal with them. Well done.

[toyexus1]

gwamma!

[Rebeccashizzle]

It wasn't boring at all. you made a good point there! go you!

xx

[Skywatcher97731]

I really like you Bowiechick, but I've been afraid to comment until now. I think your videos are wonderful, and I think you are a wonderful person. I like you, and I hope you continue to make good videos like you have been doing. Take care.

-Sky

[guitaristgreg18]

i like your video thats my responce i also have more to add i thought that was a great display of individuality and intelligence. pls msg me i know i don't have much on youtube but idk to much but i liked the way you pointed out the minority. its inspireded me on my guitar riffs

[daryl2222221]

bla blablablablabla

[homeschooledkid]

stop

[Warkid1993]

blah blah blah blah

[timberweasel]

I especially liked and agreed with the part about getting away from "plastic Hollywood." YouTube has some of the most original, inspired, and thought-provoking material available anywhere.  Any one else sick of "reality" shows or programs about forensic policing?!? Good post, bowiechick!

[Thesaiyanangel]

I totally hate youtube 'trolls'! They piss me off so much! especially when they insult me with poor grammar and spelling. It's like, if you're going to insult me, at least spell right and use proper english! it just shows their lack of intelligence. I'm tempted to send all the trolls that have ever insulted me this video... but I don't know if I want to, cause then they'll insult you. But they do need to see how stupid they're acting.

[ElTrio1]

LOL That reminds me of this ONE time I tried to give someone some POLITE constructive tips. The other person blew up at me for trying to give them a tip. I didn't care if they took my advice or not but blowing up at me was so rude. I felt bad for trying to help. Although by your tips if someone would look at my profile I have no videos with actual people, I would fit that area, but thats only because I have no working video camera. Oh and I take time to spell correctly. I am no troll. Nice vid.

[Zyrana]

You Go Girl!

[solarnation]

You charmed me for 7 minutes.

[havenotdohave]

Did I spell that right? =P

[havenotdohave]

Aren't you being a bit hypocritical by calling them "YouTube Assholes" ? even though I agree to wat you say.

[Tamborman99]

who gives a shit...they are assholes

[HSaonfntabhall]

i know a few people who are youtube assholes. i showed them this video and they started to cry. they said they will never do that again.

LOOK! YOU MADE AN IMPACT!

[AeliaRose]

Too true, my friend. Let's rebel against the trolls. They suck. (nd they cnt spel ethur.. rolfmbo)

[MaxximParceQue]

wow you must have been angry or something but this video was done really well^_^ gratz for being intelligent AND MAKE MORE VIDEOS!! cause youre awsome simply and truely awsome haha

[Annaconda1984]

(-:P i keep giving them the attention they seek but i try to be nice to them...

[MinorPentatonicScale]

I love trolls... trolling can lead to troll gold. Which is way awesomer than, say, laprechaun gold.

and uh, some trolls really like gold.

[Ward688]

I so watched all of this lol. Trolls are a virus haha, so true mansondevil33!!

[mansondevil33]

shit you just pointed out why my friend is being such a tard ty and nice video THOUGHS YOUTOUB TROLLS THE VIRUS IS SPREADING OF LOW LIFLYNESS AND OBEDIANCE

[wickedclown504]

who gets stoned and wants to do something? haha high or not we love hearing from bowiechick

[greenlillies]

this is totally a waste of time. but its funny. and i totally watched like all of it.

[iamloved455]

I like your videos chica! I am new to this so i wont have videos up for a while but we should talk sometime..  ~*Raychel*~

[Nornna2007]

guys, will you SHUT UP?! she doesn't do DRUGS!

[toyexus]

how do you know ?

[MRhandpicked]

looking nice today.your video is cool yep ppl love your face they really just might want to talk to you but dont know how to tell you.they like to see ur channel or else they wouldnt come back soo good news. guess what..ur a youtube star.imagine that. ppl hating and it gets u more views. god works in mysteroius ways.. think.. ur like a sun and ppl get tans off of your positive rays..so that means your just "shining"get your shine on.dont stop making videos.master your craft boo. lenny.talk to ya

[toyexus]

ha ha she looks like snuffy from sesame street..

[mypinis]

i mean god damn she is stoned right now

[mypinis]

she is a stoner no doubt

[diaheuzle]

your cute.youve got a sexy mouth...

[Sunny5MA]

it wasn't boring.. it was the truth.. ;)

[jklproduction]

YES YES

this is alll true

good job melody =]

[wazburg]

I just romove there comments haha im deleteing them mwahahha! if someone wants to say they dont like the video they should just keep it to themselfs

[aj173]

no estas loca dice la verdad :D Youtube TRoll hahahaha :D you got one pretty smile :D

[maritaa91]

you rock. :)

[MemoryLaneFilms]

Greetings pretty lady.

[xitlacy13]

Amen!

[HeyRadialMoon]

Nice vid! Good advice to all. Glad to see you are feeling better. I hope that awesome thing that you mentioned happening on the 23rd turns out to be everything you hoped it would be, and more!

[ScorpioEyez101]

Well said.

I am proud to have been a subscriber of yours for so long.

[WolfofFire34]

You are a freaking genius. You videos are so true, especially this one. I recently got a terrible comment on one of my wolf howl videos. It was needlessly stupid and said how it was a waste of youtube server space. I thank you for this beautiful video.

[fickasthuck]

Ahaha.

The windows gradually fogged throughout this..

Must've been pretty angry.

Loved it :]

[inrehab2]

i might be a youtube asshole.

bc, you changed my life. i will no longer be an asshole.

[mcasual]

you mentionned plastic hollywood and it reminded me of a favorite quote :) : "Show business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long dark plastic hallway where thieves, pimps and whores run free and most good or weak men die like dogs!" -- often attributed to Hunter S. Thompson

[lisasimpson]

Always amazes me that people can't figure this out on their own! It's good to hear from you, Melody.

I hope things are well in your land! :)

[toyexus]

where did you get these ideas ? you tube office! your not as smart as you think

[ho33es]

you make great points and you don't need make up. You are the first person i subscribed to, even though, if you look at my profile, it has little to do with the stuff i'm into. Some how your entertaining and cheer me up when i watch your videos. The first one i saw was the one wiith the webcam that puts animated features on your face :)

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Yeah, being sick makes up crazy. Hollywood makeup and hair, lol. I try to get by with just last minute touch ups on set rather than have to go to them most of the time. Love the video. I could have used this last year when I was one of the first to start the yt gathering craze. Trolls galore. But they don't do much anymore, my channel's pretty much locked down.

[Bracus72]

I'm not a subscriber of yours. But you like Bowie. You're cool by association. You know, I may subscribe just to see just how cool you are...

[digbads]

You are a mildly disturbed whacko!

Hence my love of your videos....

[Brichic13]

You are so awesome. A few days ago I dealt with a YouTube asshole who had nothing nice to say about me. And your video really applied to my experience. Good video =)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[miklbikl2]

I agree with you. Trolls suck.

[agent6998Productions]

LOL. Shave ur mustache! LOLOL

screw u2be. I'm ovr it. soo many assholes

[djcap2001]

one again , Fuck the Haters... love your video... they don't like, send them my way ;)

[THeMaskedBlogCritic]

This is all happening because you lied to your boyfriend.

[bowiechick]

Huh? What are you talking about? I haven't lied to my boyfriend. Oh you're talking about my ex? That was 2 year ago. What does that have to do with this?

[agent6998Productions]

lol

[PHATSASSY]

Whoa!!!

My thoughts are your Thoughts way to go Mel...

("Only like 20 days away,am I right...=)")

PHATSASSY

[aproxxy]

if people want to e-fight, that's what stickam is for

[MrAnthonyLynch]

I'm a troll muahahaha.

<33

[tommy30507]

Melody,

Since 2006, I have LOVED your videos. You are a very good human being. Thank you for this video. Continue to CREATE for us...

Ronnie (Tommy30507)

[Nornna2007]

i love her, too. :0)

[tommy30507]

She is a sweet person.

[leojd]

nice gloves!!! ;)  and I like your intro and special effects... your awesome!!!

[HaterzNuker]

another YT h8er trend: gamer haterz.

LAAAAAAME.....

[XxPnuemaxX]

Bah, I just ignore youtube assholes... I remember having one, blocking him, and actually people defended me and I was surprised... I need to make more blogs, huh?

[lonewolf0401]

ur so fukin fat

[lonewolf0401]

Yay! My first hater comment! Was it any good? No? Fine.

I love your videos, you're one of the few people I watch anymore with your head screwed on about what YouTube is.

5*

[HaterzNuker]

go flush yaself.

[Nornna2007]

ps and that asshole could be responsible for their death!

[Nornna2007]

you should add, too, that assholes that say something like "Go die," or "kill yourself" or whatever like that ... someone who's really sensitive WOULD go ahead AND would kill themselves. really, i had seen a story about this on DR Phil!

[bowiechick]

You're right! Hey, this was even on the Tyra Show today and I saw it on Oprah a couple years ago. People HAVE really killed themselves because of people saying things like that. Do these assholes really not see how valuable peoples' lives are?

[GeoffJesterPemberton]

the people doing this stuff are part of anonymous. its not a good idea to get involved with them.

[Winky395]

Shadows walking in the crowd

we are lost and found

but love is gonna save us

[HaterzNuker]

BTW kool glovez hehe

[HaterzNuker]

they are merely mosquitoez, to be swatted away.....

[stevieryan]

Ha! Bowie, you make me smile...even when your serious.

[maitye]

I read your blog on headless chicken and it was AWESOME. You hit the nail on the head. P.S. I love your videos!

[bowiechick]

Thanks! I decided to make it into video form for the people that are challenged by the written word.

[maitye]

Ok, so am I a total nerd that I feel honored to have gotten a comment reply from you? Bah, I don't care...BOWIECHICK TALKED TO ME!!! LOL.

[FatherShandor]

Are you ok... you look tired?

[bowiechick]

Well I am recovering from a horrible week long cold thingy... but the truth is I always look tired. It's the way my eyes are.

[FatherShandor]

Well, I've been lurking around in that creepy stalkerish way for 16 months... you didn't look you usual 'perky' (which is a disgusting word, but the best I can do...) self :)

Dumb filmic Q... what camera does one use in a car? There's a segment in the seminal Imagine video of some chap eating a 'nana, driving, and lipsynching (a Renassance man, indeed) and wondered how on earth it had been done..

As to the cold... pleanty of Vit C and zinc... :D

[bowiechick]

Well that might be also related to which camera I use because I really think webcams are more flattering or something.

And the camera in car thing? Well I was stopped in a parking lot in this one so it doesnt matter but in other videos where I have filmed while driving I used just my digital camcorder and I used a ball of DUCT TAPE to tape it to my dashboard. If that isn't done, it will slide around when taking turns fo' sho'.

[FatherShandor]

Day light is noone's friend... from my (still) photography days... long lens, flat lighting, and bleach out the details...

[Mellomel]

A very educated approach to the simplicit science of the said "troll." I sooo agree with the drama stopping. It starts with each individual. It's a choice.

[CatchFlipsidE]

Quite possibly one of the best videos you've ever made. Way to go! Great advice.

[MCRpunkette]

i think your pretty [not lez]

like your vids too, this one was very true and original.

[Bunnygirl3]

you are completely right...i think i say this a lot but i miss your vids you need to make more...maybe not on here but you know that other place your go to..lol but that name is perfect youtube trolls..lmao

[bowiechick]

Some day I might get back into the video making zone and make a million videos.

[SupaDupaFlyGirl]

BowieChick,

I love your videos. I love your points of view. You are extremely intelligent with the way you handle things, such as YouTube asses. Just keep doing what you do, and try not pay attention. They aren't worth your time. They are behind a screen, hence they get 'big balls' syndrome. :) luv ya

[bowiechick]

Big balls syndrome haha!

[BurgessHillUncovered]

I think you're pretty!

[ashibaudilaire]

It wasn't long, it wasn't boring and it wasn't crazy. You are right on the money with everything you've said! Thanks for all the tips on how to deal with them and for the signs of how to seperate constructive (or almost constructive) criticsm from plain vid-bashing.

[bgirl90]

I'm so with you on this one girl! You go girl!!!! Hugssss

[baileykix]

Lol, not long, not boring, and you're certainly not crazy. The rest is true, all true! It annoys me to no end how spelling challenged they can be. Grrr!

[bowiechick]

i no rite? wy cnt dey speel?

[New2UToob]

Well said!

And I'm all for "Peace" in your own head...sometimes it's the only place you'll ever find it and when you are peaceful, you tend to create peace around you. It's certain to aggravate the haters - in real life and YouTube!

[bowiechick]

So true.

[bradtube1]

YES! I blocked my first person ever JUST yesterday and deleted his comment, which said "You're a pathetic looser, nobody wants to see your shit." That is precisely what you are describing. Not constructive. Just hateful. I now wish I'd check out his profile first, maybe I still can, not that I care about him, just to see if you're correct.... Anyway - thanks for the VIDEO! I couldn't agree with you more.

[blazedup06]

You suck!

[maritaa91]

origional.

[blazedup06]

thats what i was going for.

[GlamTeenie]

This is further proof of her point!

[Skywatcher97731]

You ARE crazy but I love you any way.

[zipdoodah]

This was so NOT a waste of 7 minutes. Your videos are always entertaining. (Btw, don't hold it against me that I have lots of music videos favorited on my channel.)

[bowiechick]

Oh but I do to! I was just pointing out something that is very common for them to have just music videos or something.

[acerb45666555]

Troll= "killing1kong". if you are Wiccan/Pagan/Goth, watch out for him. he attacks out of the blue. without warning.

[acerb45666555]

Excellent! Give'em Hell!

[babette62]

I know this isnt good positive feedback (since im just adding on) :p but I agree with all the below. I think its a very thorough analysis of the troll population. I just dont get how comes there are so many of them. And I hope some of them will listen and think a bit :)You go girl x

[Setka1982]

Agreed with Crush777,Davidhok,lastweek0279 &

a1rh0rn3r..I like your vids their awesome :)..you know i have vids now too & some one made a rude comment to one of my vids, i didn't like that..Hugs to you bowiechick :)

[a1rh0rn3r]

Well said and nicely reasoned. Five stars!

[lastweek0279]

Keep fighting the good fight!!!! Never give up, never surrender!!!!

Frank Stallone

Blog Killers!

[Davidhok]

Very well put..I think this could work in real life too:)

[Crush777]

I agree with everything you said. I can't stand youtube trolls that have nothing better to do than to go around and drop negative comments. I vote 'em down any chance I get.