Craig Vanswers - Why are you such a pu@#y?

[michaeljalways100]

You don't even know me! So, that was a lucky guess..

[MineCraftPremiumm]

this really frys my onions!

[PaperGunKingz]

y dont you have a tv show yet u r halarious

[JaCkGoTsWaG26]

hey Craig?! Do u ever pick your nose!

[ThePignator]

This really.. Fry's my onions.

[bonlob23]

@marklopez222 he was on reno 911

[TheAnnio]

i guess im just i big, flabbity pu- Greg vanswers you questions! lmao

[nicoleeolee17]

do loud noises give me minor panic attacks? yes. hahahahaha

[TheForeignCanadian]

1:24 LMFAO!!!!

[TheForeignCanadian]

I have the same pen as Craig LOL

[goodrieboy]

make more videos!!!!!! im obsessed with them!

[johnosullivan101]

This guy is beyond hilarious

[marklopez222]

you neeeed to make a tv show mannnnnn

[Richfudge]

@ABOYCRAIG for telling him who's boss

[xxTaKe2xx]

0:51 cracked me up

[DanteMarcy]

What rap song is that? it sounds like an Aaron Carter song I heard in 2001??

[CorbyTheJoker]

@DanteMarcy parents just dont understand-fresh prince



[2014080]

For one...you dont even know me so that was just a lucky guess. : ) hilarious

[missprinceyyy]

its so funny when he says vanswers

[copter180]

Hey Craig, Do you think you could beat Napoleon Dynamite in an Indian Leg Wrestling Match?

[martindale425]

Do loud noises give me mild panic attacks yes

[ThEPuNiShErGod7]

don't burn his muffins i'll teach u a lesson >:)!

[branman63]

LOL tap (and press) 5, 6 , 7,85 is a cymbal, 6 hes calling you a wussand i forget 7, and 8

[branman63]

u tell him craig

[Vaughnmeister]

You dont even know me so thats just a lucky guess lmao!!!

[TehVGG]

this question really fries my onions...

LOL

[4everghost11]

:43. Classic

[dc5294]

let, let me tell you sumthin...craig makes my muffins get baked! :D

[dc5294]

omfg craig wuld wreck u ass mr harley davidson

[P13rehm]

what does he say about his porsche and girls privates in rap songs?

[hopieD90]

the pen lid.... just sooo freaking great!!!

[MommieDawn]

"UngKay" is my favorite! lol Kyle you have my laughing so hard...I've watched all your vids a milliont imes...and it never gets old. lmao

[MrSupermandude]

2:10

[Meganbloom12]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[CBGunz]

It took me until 2:25 to figure out WHY he kept saying, "a girls privates".

[eyeeLOVEnickjonas]

hahahah i love this video SO much

[farish100]

He definitely just owned that guy =D

[farish100]

I think it's safe to say that he completely owned that person lol

[RachelMetallica1]

hahahah,do I have a fear of blimps? ..sometimes.LMAO

[evman51]

YOU TELL EM CRAIG!!!

[mlk13579]

this question really fries my onions, really burns my muffins hahahaha <3

[kpacks77]

sir. you are the man

[Avery06252010]

And let me. Let me tell u something else  Haha. Craigs hilarious

[Avery06252010]

This video was hilarious that guy who asked that was a dick tho

[ArcticFox1095]

Then I guess I'm just a big ol' flabbity puu- craig answers your questions... HAHAHAHA

[JacXrad]

I LOVE YOU CRAIG!!!!!!!!

[youhatejesskuh]

9 people are girls privates

[9999tanner]

Craig have you ever had a girlfriend¿

[xXxSourxJanexXx]

I have an inhaler on my keychain and no keys XD

[rawrbitemeolotss]

Fries my muffins l0l0

[zMaryHXz]

how can u dance?

[ES7upyours]

i love how he says nnnk

[blackhawk1994]

nnnnnn well of course not haha

[ES7upyours]

that really frys my onions LOL. i am also afraid of blimps

[WetMammoth]

vanswers.



[scootertoots09]

Omg ur so funny

[PatAndTheFunkyBunch]

i swear like 500 of these views are mine! very good video:)

[123kittensrcute]

Craig, what do you do when you burn yourself on a stove top?? Lol

[GETsomeDRINKS]

a fear of blimps haha

[Skrauser24]

How do you count to 11?

[cobycake6]

craig what do you do for a bee sting?

[OMGcuppycakesLOLz]

@1:03 dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince- parents just dont understand

hahaha

[skovie23232]

Craig vanswers you questions!

He vanswers all the questions, that you might have!

(You Got)

Craig Vanswers you questions!

I use my videos you answers your questions!

Vanswers!

[xxxbertkneexxx]

@skovie23232 he says u guys not u got lol

[OzZzZaaaa123]

Its Okay Dude I want To Be a Chick Pussy

[CISElite]

I watch this at least 5 times a day.

[blueleafdown]

"that's just a lucky guess" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[nextlevelgamer25]

craig can u Rollerblade!!!!!!!!

[taaralynn620]

whats he mean when he says " i like to go to the mall wearing my harnass "

[GETsomeDRINKS]

@taaralynn620 you've never seen those people who have their kids on a leash?

[sledz4life]

@taaralynn620 As in like a strait jacket...

[AcTiveV3n0m]

@taaralynn620 he means his aprent keep him on a leash lol

[blueleafdown]

@taaralynn620 parents sometimes make their kids wear a harness thingy in crowded areas so they can hold on to them in crowded areas. it's basicly a child leash.

[raeloves16]

haha craig you are so funny!!!!:)

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

fries mi ONIONS RLY RLY BURNS MI muffins xD luv u

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

i practically choked becuz his face was so up close xPPP

[skiernskater123]

this really fries my onion. burns my, my muffin.

do girls privates know rap songs? no.

even though i sleep in a big boy bed with star wars sheets with stormtroopers on them with laser guns, and i sleep with the door opens sometimes, and yes i have a night lite in the shape of mickey mouse, so what.

best quotes.

[PoMakaiOkalani910]

LOL "Ok now, this....this question really fries my onions.......burns my..... my muffins"

XDDDD

[undeadSMURF8561]

Hey Craig, why do you talk like that and why does your mom treat you like a 5 year old?

[mercforhire1]

@undeadSMURF8561 it's his character

[AcTiveV3n0m]

@undeadSMURF8561 yeah bro hes just pretending...go look up a video on youtube called kyle dunnigan oh yeh... itll be the first one. thats him

[tube16user]

He is in Reno 911 and plays pretty much the same guy right?

[raidershockey14]

@tube16user Yeah, Except he dates trudy and hes a serial killer

[rachrach35]

@tube16user Yes! I loved his romance between Trudy.

[erinlavida]

HAHAHAHAH i love this

[KayDo030]

I'm very particular as to what comedians I like, Kyle Dunnigan is nothing but quality. Love his character Craig and wish he had more publicity! he deserves it

[crazyheffer93]

dude more craig please

[alsxo450]

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PLEASE MAKE US A VIDEO BECAUSE WE WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER!!!

We love you sooo much Craig

-Love your best fans (alice, maddy, ian, olly)

[alsxo450]

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PLEASE MAKE US A VIDEO!!! WE LOVE U SOOO MUCH!!

-love your best fans!!!

[pompusmaximus]

Hahaha this is great

[TurnTableTilly]

we need more!! VANSWERS!!! (: hahaha Please!?

[HappyGilmoreFTW]

Mr. harleydavidson56, if that is your real name, i guess im a big pu...

[fruitypeebils]

bahaha

[TerrorVisionFilms]

Hey Craig, What do you do in your free time when not making vanswers?

[fatneptune]

any new vanswers coming out anytime soon?

[kr0wnroyal]

i <3 craig 3000 view!

[GETsomeDRINKS]

LMAO that rap song he quoted was "Parents Just Don't Understand" by Will Smith

[kjp3793]

really fries my onions XD

[sunshyne008]

Hilarious!!

You are not a girls privates! ;D

Him and his swear words. Hes the privates!!

[ShowKrazy2009]

lmao nice xD

[userman50]

BEST part: 0:45

[thecitychicken]

Yes, I have an inhaler on my keychain, with no keys on it.

[Daviticus1000]

I don't think that's his real name. lol!

[irishdali]

Kyle you fukn ROcK!

[Str8FrmTehMac]

hahahhah LOVE THESE

[hollidaykessler]

haha thats 2 funny!

[hollidaykessler]

hahahahaha omg thats so funny! keep the vids coming! thats just 2 good!

[gandalf0987]

craig--You're a big boy now.

[xoxpriscilla]

hahahaha i love you!

[stephenrichy]

hahahahahahahaha that was the best one

[jackietohn]

i love this so much. it burns my muffins and girls privates.

[thatdutchguy89]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg , you are awesome

[fatneptune]

lol omfg i have that pen :P

[capriinjection]

the penlid! LOL

[tattoodmary]

HA! I love VANSWERS! YAY! starwar sheets! I have empire strikes back sheets!

[TheJesseGavinShow]

Don't stop providing this service. Ever.

[ocke94]

hahahaha, omg!! I LOVE YOU!

[hopieD90]

KEEP posting!!!!!!!!

[hopieD90]

love the pen top.... hahahahahahaha it reminded me of me!!!! u r golden Kyle Dunnigan!

[sincity829]

craig, i love you! way ta go, stickin' up for yourself! ;)

[si1entscorn]

god damn these are golden

[thecitychicken]

"Okay, here's the situation. My parents went away for a week's vacation." I say that one a lot!

[lilangle3127]

hahah wow i love kyle <33

[ferdinando20]

burns my muffins

[KaosKys]

haha does girls privates play rap song? no. lmfao

[RandumbEmo]

lol. he looks so different when he does craig. when i saw his comedy central special i didnt even know who he was at first.

[afrohorse3]

hahah why you sucha pussy?

[kayren694]

whaaaat? hahhahaa!

[OnionMovies]

That's just a lucky guess XD

[runes3ape]

best one haha

[39noob]

fries my onions hahaha

[GeorgesIdol]

BIG FLABBETY PU- Craaaaig, vanswers your questions

[tony5148]

Awesome video...

Ever hear of the band KYTO?

[ANESIAKALLENS]

LMAO <3

[pacothetaco2274]

u da bomb man i love you u so funny

[caffeinatedangel]

But who isn't at least a little nervous around clowns? Nothing good can come of clowns.

[seizetheweakened]

@caffeinatedangel I thought he said 'clams'

[sammeltram]

burns my muffins

[kerveruz]

Awesome

Question:How do you hit on women?

[theycalmenick]

hahaha, each one is better than the last.

[BigPark33]

VANSWER FOR YOU: Can you play any musical intruments?

[dcoolio]

hahahahahahahha this is great. I got a question: Where do babies come from?

[johnUPUPUP]

Too friggin funny man---more plz

[jakedav123]

Craig,

My name is Jake. I love you're videos, I always find them oh so helpful! and don't worry i too sleep with the door open and instead of storm troopers I got Chubacca on my pillow case! I would love to submit a question to vanswers. My question is...If a skunk sat on a stump, and the stump thought that the skunk stunk, but the skunk thought the stump stunk, which one stunk? the skunk or the stump???

Please Craig help me out! I NEED your professional advice!

Thanks buddy!

-jake

[GameBenchers]

ROFL!! Best Vanswers video ever!

[narleynina]

I love Craig!!

[wickedcrazed]

So worth the wait! Keep 'em coming bc I don't think you're posting often enough ;) ;)

[crispy256]

This is hilarious!!! MORE PLZ!!!!

[KhamnNacuri]

Your standup comedy is incredible. When do you plan on doing it again? The only thing I've ever seen are the same jokes as the Comedy Central Presents, "The Only Thing I'd Change About You", and Craig.

[SmileyDanielle22]

hahahahahahhahaha.

[socialsunshine]

You are hysterical!! I smile the entire time watching your videos!!

[blamhog]

craig why did mike tyson bite evander holyfields ear off?

[ryhi823]

love these videos

[JexMonday]

These are ftw

[shibby5777]

Its great how you cant put the pen cap on haha

[darkenedelegy22]

craig is the best thing that has happened

[jackass1993911]

hey Craig why do u stutter??

[vsantana86]

yeah!!....dirty swear words isn't what the internet is for!

[insanityback]

i love vanswers