Eevee at Daycare

[originalemberstar]

My Ditto has bred 90+ times. You know why? Because i not only complete my Pokedex, I keep one of each Pokemon in my boxes (for example, box 1 has a bulbasaur, ivysaur, venusaur , squirtle, wartortle, blastose, charmander, charmeleon, charizard, Etc. All in order by number) Lon story short, i get my ditto laid. ALL THE TIME. Be kind to your ditto and do the same ;)

[worldofmew2]

XD lolz its sooo true.

[jamandpb]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ditto's a slut. He better breed my eevee :)

[LunaP1]

It's so true. I made a point about that in my vid called "Ditto's Nickname!". Check it out.

[FrasertheFrazle]

Hey. Did anyone no that a Skitty can breed with a Wailord. Its true LOL

[MaidenGaia]

Well, thanks to a special unlockable Arceus event in HG/SS, we now know how Ditto REALLY breeds... And boy is it a mind screw. xD

[Aimiinako]

@MaidenGaia TELL TELLL!!!

(Muahahaha I found you~)

[Aimiinako]

@MaidenGaia TELL TELLL!!!

Muahahaha I found you~

[Aimiinako]

@MaidenGaia TEEEEEEELL

Does he change into the pokemon?

[darththork99]

"BUT I WONT DO THAT!" Lol.

[Pokeplaya128]

LOL!!! this is REEEAL funneh!!!

[MileyandMandyfan3]

WTF?

[Jubi10tail]

Dittos are sex slaves

[lennyspizza]

ditto makes egg

[beavoru2]

loooooooooool

[eeveemaster25]

you hurt Ditto's feeling

[evilpikachugirl2009]

lollollollollollol

[oxHURTxo]

XD LMAO

[nyckats]

lolz

[skilledshadowshinobi]

LOL :)

[iAmTheLastOlympian]

Wow...just WOW.

[CharredFireRed]

the thing with ditto is it turns into the pokemon it sees and rapes it

[Lucariofan448]

I named my Ditto "Pimp."

[zanpaktousymphony10]

you know when you think about it

we all set up our eevees with dittos

fight the power and LET OUR EEVEES BREED WITH OTHE POKEMON BESIDES DITTO

[starfaerienomad]

How 'bout Farfetch'd? I was hoping to get an eevee that knew fly...

[zanpaktousymphony10]

@starfaerienomad

that my good friend... would be awsome

you do dat

[antdwagizzle]

LMFAO

[MisakiXGlance]

ROFL!!

[XxCanineBlackRosesxX]

XDDDD

I have a ditto named Lovetoy in my Emerald and it would mate with anything it see's. No wounder my Jolteon doesn't like it at all.....

ew

[MisakiXGlance]

ROFL!

[Raiglet]

No wonder it took so long to get that good natured eevee

[THEwolfKiana]

LOL

[toakodan]

I ALWAYS try to avoid using dittos X3

But I recently found two Umbreons that got all three hearts on that Poketch app. XD

[DemiCullen17]

LOL So cute.

[wika57]

hahaha xD

[SpasticChibi]

Eh, at least I can feel good about leaving my Pokemon to breed. I had the awful luck of finding a Shiny Ditto (no cheats, which is why it's awful luck), so at least the babies can brag about their discolored and disfunctional daddy.

[emberpower11]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoNeYoBiiZ]

XDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXDDD

[silverwolve20]

LOL!

[taytay3087]

my ditto would so do that...! BUY DIAMOND, PEARL AND PLATINUM TODAY! jk, but seriously u should, cuz pokemon iz awesum!

[sonicx9375]

TRUE DAT!

[Chillyblaz3]

funny song and its used with eevee xD

lol

[OceanicCamels]

Not like they have a choice.

My Ditto is a fucking slut.

Or a player. Whatever.

[jennyTheumbreon66]

hahah

[Sn0wAng3l101]

HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME!  XDD

[TehWarDice]

Why doesnt ditto transform isnto eevee ^_^?

[Vyomesh1984]

Holy motherfucking shit that was so funny I woke up my neighbours laughing.

[billysmamacita]

that was just 2 funny

[ShinXari]

nope he can change his size also...

[emberkudo]

haha! i would like to correct something...dido is NOT GAY he is bi and does not care about who he make de babies with!

[pannfredrikaka]

Eevee can breed with Wailord. That would be even worse!

[ToxicTurquoise454]

If Pokemon existed in real life, I don't think they would be obliged to breed with a copy of themselves with the knowledge that its a transformed Ditto...

[zachmorris76]

lol i love this. this is real on pokemon eevee hates ditto. lol. keep this video!!!!!!!!!

[duckyjr1337]

eevee will eventually do that you just watch him at night!

[magefreak1]

ditto looks like a pile of snot.....

[flyboy248]

CORRECT!

[kakurekage]

genius

[flyboy248]

ya me niether eevee i would just go realese ditto

[flyboy248]

ditto is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mexicanblood493]

Ditto actually goes both ways.

[eevee02espeon]

..............................­.....

[keir117]

uh, why do i have 1 thumbs down in my other comment wtf?

[porygonlover322]

Because it has no relevance to this video.

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

[keir117]

yeah, but it is about eevee and is not offensive to abyone

[mkbff13]

wut the fuck man!!

lolz! XD

[keir117]

i have a female eevee in platinum ( catch at pokemon mansion) but i didnt catch it until i had bred my first eevee (male) with a ditto- 5 times, all of the egg hatched ones were male again

[StillAFreak92]

HAHAHAHA! omg!! FUNNY

[katimari4]

diddo is the quagmire of pokemon lol!

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

No, that's Hypno.

Just think about that for a moment

[GattaLoveItachi]

@AndrewTX2Turpel DATE RAPE

[bloodboy242]

Nah, Ditto wouldn't hump Lois. Okay, maybe it would.

[flyboy248]

CORRECT!

[yeniffer1]

hahah

[robertgrant12]

lol

[rsvidder316]

hahahahahahahahaa soooo funny!!!!

[lightshaymin]

hahahaha

[flakyfan1]

thats funny the trainer was like dang i need some evee and ditto can like do any pokemon beside legends and evee wont do the blob..it takes liking ditto first and that is inpossible for real!who would want to have sex with a pokemon of no gender. it is a bit odd

[eeveemaster25]

eevee should not be alowed to mate with that thing(Ditto)

[BSengIV]

This is amazing!

[TDIfan10]

so how does ditto breed hes just a blob

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

good luck finding out

[sneakybob101]

ditto transforms into it

and then they sex each

other up

[umean123]

@TDIfan10 he transforms into wichever pokemon he sees if he sees a male eevee he can transform into a female one if he sees idk a female anything he can transform into a male one same for any male he can transform into a female one

[3FeetOfFun]

@TDIfan10 its splits like a cell i guess....

[raptorgod9]

@TDIfan10 he transform into other pokemon.

[SpiceyMeataballa]

@TDIfan10 He can mold some of his goo into a penis the size of his choice.

[thecherrimtree12]

Poor Eevee, I was lucky my first eevee was a female ( it became an espeon), so it was easy to breed.

[thecherrimtree12]

Is that an Eevee!!! That looks like an eevee that had a face transplant with Owen Wilson!! Or did that eevee take drugs?

[clarethebold]

no you can pout a male bidof anf a girl eevee

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

The Eevee Population is 87% male, though. And they're rare enough as it is.

[LesterDragon]

@AndrewTX2Turpel i have a female eevee. got it from what's-his-face and goldenrod.

[darththork99]

@LesterDragon Who's his face?

[mousestar2]

@AndrewTX2Turpel i have 3 female eevees and 2 males. i also have 3 eevee eggs to hatch. its easy to get a female in HeartGold

[FloatingMagikarp]

i feel sorry for leaving my pokemon in the daycare now. with.... *points* "that."

"ditto!" :D

me: -_-;;

[MultiPokeFan]

Eevee is soooooooooooooo cute

[Hunter9098]

made me laugh, 5*

lol

[IEatYourToesies]

The reason it's a ditto, is because it's the only pokemon eevee can 'breed' with to make an other eevee. :)

[lyriclex]

hahaha, you should put muk or slowpoke instead of ditto. still damn funny though

[dramaqueene666]

ahahahahahah genius

[eevees2]

dam poor eevee

[Aquenee]

at the link at the top,add &flip=1 to the end.....xD

[assdfassdf123]

EVEE REFUSES TO BANG DITO

[xmegtini]

that was random but funny

[Aquenee]

Lolific

[oneheroclass]

this cracked me up big time

[mazuyami]

uhhhhhh

[Aquenee]

yup

[Aquenee]

Faved after my 1st view lol

[IMAGINExBLUExANDxRED]

XD love it.

[pokefirerex]

is ditto supposed to be sperm

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

Ditto is what Happens to a human when you catch them in a pokeball.

[RobloxLegomania]

0_0, Oh god...So im guessing catching Misty was a bad idea, huh?

[animatermasterz]

lol really?

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

Yeah, when A pokeball is used on a human, it'll only stun them a bit, but what it's really doing is attempting to decompile the human just like it does with a pokemon (turning it into that red energy). Human's aren't pokemon though, so all this does is rips at their overall structure and if used repeatedly it will reduce them to the amorphous form known as ditto, which is something the pokeball can finally convert and store.

[Tinyblade109]

Where did you get this craziness from xD

[Lita247ROX]

this is funny. I love this vid. Nice job!!!

[metalheadgh]

what if your eevee sang that to u lol

[cheesypeesy2]

ditto is a sex symbol, litteritaly

[KittyChanRawr]

LOL!

[waroki11]

uuuh WTF? xD

[narublaech]

this is the shit

[shymin12356]

This is so funny!XD I'll do anything 4 love! But i won't do that! No No No!

[AngelicDark99]

lol nice.xD i agree with the eevee. it needs another eevee.o3o;;;

[metalheadgh]

lol he doesnt want to be with ditto whats wrong with him? he can just transform into the same pokemon and u know what happens really anyways i really discribe that vid....

[brittayboo]

LOL EEVEE SINGS! P.s. Is it a boy or a girl? Nice Vid.

[leondorules]

In the description breading is spelt breeding Lol. anyways Soo funny! Subbed and faved :)

[KevinVert]

Ha Ha lol

[Aquenee]

lol!

[Mickalove133]

LMAO XD 5* xDD

[esoteric111]

i think that idea is the gayest most homosexual idea ever. i think if you ayest faggoty crap i have ever heard get a life gaybo you rapist. r u gonna have sex with a pikachu??? u r gay gay gay gayer than marriland the fat dick head on you tube that plays pokemon at 23 but he stopped battling cos he did a crap on his ds and now it don't work. thats how gay u r mabye u should marry marriland cos ur a fag.

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

That is an adorable comment to post.

[brattycoolkat]

oh man i.m just going to watch this

[trunksss25]

lmao

[vincelemel]

But i wont do that LAMO

[KitsuneInari78]

ROFLMAO! If I was Eevee, I wouldn't do it either!

[g0dsp3lls]

roflmaolol

[Halo3Shooter6]

lol 5/5 cause it was so hilarious

[AniqueTheRobot]

ditto is a rapist

[torchicamn]

NONONO LMAO OLLOLOLOLOLO

[cutebunny411]

WTF???

[glom80]

rofl!

[itsNark]

lmao dittos are awesome breeders!!!!

[pkmspritemaster]

LOL

[AquaBlade01]

LOL

[DannyDeeEhm]

roflmao

[Dekaar]

lol awesome!

[BottlesAndKazooie]

ROFL I CRACKED UP

[KomonoDragon]

or you get a Eevee

[dropkick202]

lol!

[teammeowth]

ummmmm ok?

[over18user2]

Don't post if you don't understand.

[SourSyrup]

lol...any pokemon fan would understand this joke!!! xD

[JSM1865]

what the #*!@ is Imao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linkbrother12]

laugh my a** off

[richpiplup]

good and cool

[MamaWeegie]

Lol, this isn't as funny as eevee party vip :P...

but yeah I still laughed XD

[happypankakeday]

LOL!

[NicholasNintendo]

lmao

[ramdomguy560]

this was made by TX2 on newgrounds

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

This was made by TX2 period.

I'm not just on newgrounds, you know.

[TheKoolster]

you cant breed an Eevee with a Ditto Without Turning Eevee into Flareon,Vaporeon,Jolteon,Umbre­on,Espeon,Leafeon,or Glacion...... Can u?

[KiwiKimberly]

you can breed it as evee

[bigorangedan221]

you didnt make this -.-

i know where this was really from T.T

[Shadow54548]

Yeah, he did.

[bigorangedan221]

uhh no cant you tell i know the original

"eevee at day care" he downloaded it

[Shadow54548]

Its the SAME PERSON. Idiot.

[bigorangedan221]

ok ok sorry your right ^^ i read his description just now , lol we argued about nothing that was a of wast of time ^^

[Shadow54548]

guess so.

[allthat222]

eevee looks weird but still its good

[darkriser09]

lol that was epic

[aaronABNORMAL]

Ahahahahaha man you are a legend,

thats funny as. lol.

that was a mad as video lol (y)

aaron.

[Coffeemakesmegowhee]

Woudl ANY pokemon tap ditto?

[AndrewTX2Turpel]

Manaphy?

[egorapter]

...ditto?