I'm a kiwi and this is funny to me but if Australia really did invade, we'd be fucked. We can hold off their air force with our Vietnam War Heuy's. Don't worry.
@McFunnyCunt do you want our country because you wanna get away from sharks, snakes, and lethal bugs? That video was funny and i agree with striderairsoftnz, we're all mates.
I'm Aussie and my Kiwi mates laughed harder at this than my Aussie mates. It's just plain funny. I want to see an American video response where an aircraft carrier rocks up with a loaded flight deck of super hornets on show and then Australian hornets just fuck off and bail.
As an American, I would like to apologize for some of the unsavory comments from my fellow countrymen. I understand that this is pure satire, and I know that Australia and New Zealand share a close relationship. At the worst, it's just sibling rivalry.
I'm Australian. If Australia invaded New Zealand, it would almost be like New Zealand invading New Zealand since there are so any bloody Kiwis over here already.
I really dislike when an people from other countries ask "Why do New Zealanders hate Aussies so much?" It's not like we hate them. It's the way we are, like frienimies?:D It's like two best friends who aren't afraid of giving eachother shit. Just like my Australian best friend (I'm a Kiwi) x
@TempestKiro...Too much crime where I am to not own guns. All the criminals have them (purchased illegally or stolen) but even if the crime rate was low I would still own a rifle and pistol. Fear the government that fears your gun!.......An armed society is a polite society! The fact that over 150million Americans are law abiding gun owners is probably the only reason our evil Muslim President hasnt started rounding up conservatives and sending them to re-education camps, or worse!
@owo1750 Your an idiot, Australia doesn't need guns because it hasn't run its country to the shit. Also bro, you sound like the biggest redneck with your patriotic bullshit, our crime rate is low and barely any criminals have guns where as almost all in the US would. Do you actually think a war on America would be just guns? The amount of explosives that would be dropped on your patriotic arses would be enough to wipe out the whole country. So stfu you redneck bitch.
Poor Aussies! You allowed your PC government to take away your arms! You just layed back,spread your legs and said "Sure! Go ahead and fuck us! Heres my rifle!" Weak bastards! Ive known Aussies and kiwis and they are great people! But to allow your government to disarm you? INEXCUSABLE!
@owo1750 We're allowed to have a shot gun if we own farmland. The rest of us don't need firearms. Our crimerate is low, and anything else we can solve with words and fists.
C'mon guys, this was funny, sure we may have some "sibling rivalry" with big bro Aussie across the lake but at the end of the day, were all mates wiv each other :)
New Zealand is full of weak people who couldn't tolerate a nuclear armed ship in their ports! And they are the biggest bitches of sluts, cause they think Australia will come to their aid if there ever attacked, fuck that! They can get fucked and die, I say join Australia or be destroyed by Aus & US, hahaha!
@j0noStrIk3r we're anti nuclear cos we know nuclear weapons are pointless, seriously dude wen was the last time nuclear weapons was used on humans, 1945. If USA touches NZ soil they'll get fucked by the British army. so its just between Australia and NZ buddy. u can get fucked and go back to ur video games. btw at least we tolerate our indigenous people into our cities you cunt. and Australia wouldnt have the spine to invade NZ, we give you so much money for trade. have fun in your drought
@HelterSkelterSOR nuclear weapons aren't exactly pointless, they are usefull for a number of things, like protecting us against aliens and Iran! but really, you guys have to resort to diplomacy and negotiations cause you barely have a defence force capable of fighting, and that's why you have to rely on us, and you treat us like your little bitches, but in reality, your australia's bitch mate! and whether you like it or not, we can invade you when ever we like, truth is your just scared mate!
One thing to note is that the majority of the NZDF's equipment is made in Australia, the same designs used by the Asuies. So combining militaries would be a snap.
The couldn't get a picture of an M1 Abrams as currently used by the RAA? or at least a tank Australia used at some point, Like a leopard?
tbh the Aussie army isn't the best in the world. I doubt you'd find it very easy...why do we need to go to war anyway? Tell you what why don't we have a sporting competition to decide which nation's better, like a game of rugby? OH WAIT!!! Alright Aussies please give a big hand for you new leader; Richie McCaw.
NZ was rated as the least likely place on Earth to be invaded as a matter of fact. It was also voted the most peaceful place to live due to the above fact and a number of others including much of what was stated in the second part of the video. It really is an awesome place to live, and yes I get the joke... Ha...Ha...ha!
Forget my other comment u know wat is ur Aussies problem look we can't make our country bigger we cant make our population huge but we can act like brothers to you and all you do is make ads that offend my country b cuz u feel wounded after losing to us very good but I don't see a shiny cup saying Australia 2011 on it do I don't think you can say much
NZ and Aussie are like siblings....we fight and we're competitive as fuck and act like we hate each other but deep down....we really love each other...well I hope you aussies really love us...haha
In response to this ad and some other comments....we take the mickey out of you guys just as much as you do to us, so eh...fairs fair :)
Man wtf? I'm a die hard New Zealander, and i love Aussie's. Their Allgood, look at it this way, would you rather have Australians as your neighbours or Americans? We all love rugby, rugby league, beer, women and meat. ANZAC will be forever, it's a shame a bunch of my generation can't see it the same way. If we were invaded, guess who would be first to help? When the Aussie floods happened, who was first to aid, NZ, when our Christchurch earthquakes happened, who was first to aid, Aus. Brothers.
@RugbyLOLs i agree mate, we r brothers. we have the same culture, same likes. we fight tgoether, we die together. we give each other alot of shit but in the end when the world goes to heck we can always count on each other
@donaldodie get a proper accent, lmao. no country has a proper accent, cause all ARE DIFFERENT you creep. Get a proper girlfriend, Aus and NZ say no to incest. Fag.
We Aussies love you Kiwis. And that's why we take the mickey outta yah.
If you really had been invaded we'd be the first to your aid. But of course we'd have to put up a tough front and claim its for our own homeland security.
Besides. We know any invasion we put together would only contribute to your tourism dollar. We're too much rivals in that regard to let that happen!
@superseaby Thanks for the spelling correction, i really appreciate. In truth i appreciate your humour and also your load of bullshit. Number 1 - Give me a case of a kiwi shagging a sheep. Number 2 - Atleast we dont shag dogs. Number 3 - Australia has been invaded in the past, it's closer to the rest of the world and also closer to the countries that would invade a country. Number 4 - We smoke Gisbourne Green, not snort. Number 5 - You could attempt to invade, keyword attempt!
@superseaby I'm English but I'm with the Ozzies. From my encounters with Kiwi's they are stupid and almost as ignorant as the hill billys. They don't seem to like anyone apart from themselves. If they had the capability, they'd probably put a massive mirror in orbit so they can look at themselves 24/7 lolz
Oh for the day when one can watch a satirical video on youtube (hint: the laughter track), read the comments and not see people being drawn into abusive discussions about which country's dick is bigger.
Woah, all the mates and bros here should settle down, were bestties... our grandfathers fought together and we basically have the same values and almost even the same flag
@xDawseyx No New Zealand is full of dumbasses who think Australia will back them up in a war because we have to and we their friends, WELL THEY CAN GET FUCKED! I say invite the US to destroy New Zealand as well!
did you fucks no your the biggist uranium suppler in the world and that your selling it to the isralies? shot for the the up coming nuclear holocost you fuckn red necks! australia 100% retard rednecks 1/2 QAMR second to none fuckers
its a bloody joke, not a political statement, "Our SAS would kick your Ass" I dont know if thats a Aussie or NZ statement, but untrue, the NZ SAS and the Australian SAS work closely together, cant people just sit down watch a video and luagh, NZ dont be so offended, we are aussies, we take the piss out of everything, even ourselves XD
@Gam3rzulu on the money mate, coming from a kiwi this is actually pretty funny lol. and most of its true we actually don't have an army hahah. some people are just too sensitive!!
@Donny6678 Technically, we actually do have an army. We have infantry, engineers, SAS etc. We dont have an airforce or a navy though, cuz what we do have of those two dont really count.
@partydude123456789 Small, but good. Well good in some departments. I hope the aussies realize that the NZ military and Aussie military do train together sometimes, thatg meens we know all your secrets.
@badgerattoadhall You do understand that 'ladies' are usually the more cold blooded killer type then males. If something 'ladies' love is threatened i.e family, they are going to protect it to know end.
@badgerattoadhall wrong kiddo if you were not 17 you would know that. they will be doing a mans job, & want "equaliy" but still expect to be treated like a ladie. they will not have to pull thei weight becuase they can get a male to do it for them. the army will have to make conditions for them for hygiene. the military will have to drop standards so they can pass infantry school
@badgerattoadhall dude they want "equale rights" yet stll want to be treated like a ladie. there is no way it will make a stronger force it will only weaken it
@aussiepride2005 You do realise this whole thing, including the add, is a joke. Do you have a giant stick up your bum or something. If this was vice versa you would be happy. Are you saying that aussie has something to hide?
@o8kate8o Loooooooooool. Look at the comments fool. Most of the people who think this ad isn't a joke is NZ'ers. Derp. I'd be the last person to take this video seriously.
it would be too easy to invade new zealand lol the cops couldnt do shit except shoot people with tasers while each city will only have 2000 soldiers due to our low pop lol
im serious its funny im not trying to offend im just saying that it would be easy
Sadly, America fails in all these categories listed below. Bloody bankrupt, shocking healthcare, and failing economy. Not to say poor living standards compared to Australia.
Australia invadin' Ner Zeeland? Hurr, Us Americans would just crush you guys and steal all yer oil and make yall lurve JAYSUS, We'd also build fast food restayraunts on urvery corner and make you speak "proper" AMERICAN english with no stupid "u" in color (only commie socialist tree huggers spell it that way) We'd make you also watch fox news to de-convert all of you from Facist-communism and make yall watch Nascar (best sport ever)! AMERICA AMERICA YEEEAH!
@BiteMeDumpy You need to do your research, son. We don't have oil - just a fuckload of natural gas, coal, gold, diamonds, uranium, iron ore, bauxite, etc. etc. etc.
Also, we already love watching Fox News for a laugh. Personally, I think Glen Beck is much funnier than Stephen Colbert or John Stewart.
Nascar is a sport? That's not a sport. Now Aussie Rules Football is a sport.
Enter AFL in the YouTube search bar to see what Aussies do for fun.
@PresidentZod I was being facetious about every point I made. Yeah, I am aware that only redneck nascar fans think nascar is a sport; many Americans even make fun of them for thinking so. I am aware that most countries rightfully make fun of fox news for being hilarious rubbish, and I am aware that NZ/Australia are not abundant in oil. That being said, sadly many people here in America ARE as brain dead as my given satire of the stereotypical hyperconservative, Beck loving American citizen.
@PresidentZod Then why did you respond in a non-satirical manner by attempting to inform me as if I didn't already know (IE an actual attempt to debunk the satirical role I was playing)? That's kind of ruining the joke, spare that you actually counter it with more deliberate satire which would have been funny, which you didn't do. There's no need to be so snide about it either.
@BiteMeDummy Are you now being so serious in your reply and accusing me of being snide so as to continue the joke by responding in a non-satirical matter?
@PresidentZod Or Maybe I was being facetious again while APPEARING to be serious in order to deceive you into thinking your obvious commie-muslim mind trick HAD worked on me and that you'd broken me so that I would actually break character and be susceptible to your suggestions so that I might overlook the obvious false rivalry beween NZ and Australia used to mask your REAL intentions to invade America and turn us into a GODLESS land of red commie scum... or maybe I'm trying to save face...
Why do you think our own Rupert Murdoch freed Glenn Beck from the asylum? His screeching about ACORN and Obama helps mask our thorough infiltration of the US.
Australians shall never rest until like us you elect an unmarried, childless, publically-declared atheist woman to enslave all America in a nightmare world of universal healthcare, functional schools, liveable cities, gun control, low crime, fiscal responsibility, properly regulated banks and a booming economy.
@PresidentZod Hey, HEY! Hands off Australia. Us Canadians claimed America way before you. Soon, very soon, we will have succeeded in assimilating them into a band new territory "New Canada" where Gay Marriage will be legal and there will be a stable, secular, and effective government that will favour prosperity for everyone though effective leadership and proper policy! TREMBLE AMERICA, FOR YOUR BETTER FUTURE IS COMING!
@JesusWavesHisDick Obviously you haven't been keeping up with current events.
All of Vancouver is now in mourning because my hometown of Melbourne finally surpassed your quaint, frigid hamlet to become the world's most liveable city according to the Economist Intelligence Unit.
Australia now officially has 4 out of the top 10 most livable cities compared to Canada's measly 3.
But don't worry - we'll take the continental United States and you Canucks can have Alaska and Palin.
@JesusSavesWithGeico Fuck off socialist Pig! Everyone in America owns a gun! Anyone trying to Invade America would be foolish! You weak Aussies and Canuck loosers just sat back and spread your legs when your Governments decided to take away your right to bear arms! What a bunch of fucking Pussies! Real americans dont want socialism and the tyranny it will bring!
@owo1750 Hey Smart guy! Canadians have guns. I own 11 of them & 1 is an AK47 clone....get an education! The usa is not invaded b/c it has the most powerful military...not because of American Jerry Springer-loving red-neck yokels that think they are GI Joe will do anything. Your semi auto m4, FAL, or whatever.... does nothing against Chinese balistic missiles, or Taliban terror. As far as I'm concerned, 911 was an invasion....(perhaps worse) and how did your 1st ammendment save u?
0% airforce, 0% navy, 0%infantry, 50% farmers with shotguns
SpitfireROC 21 hours ago
I'm pretty gutted there's an ugly ginger girl representing NZ. That must've been decided by a committee.
SamTheEnglishTeacher 2 days ago
hahahahaha that is hilarious. As a kiwi I can safely say this ad is pure gold!
Bizzenji 2 days ago
Fuck thats funny! Us Aussies r too damn lazy to invade anything except the fridge!
kellyruebenstein 2 days ago
I welcome Australia to invade our country. We'll be better off as part of Australia.
991Weeman 3 days ago
But their wrong is our Infantry is one of the only good things. But 0% Airforce and Navy is correct. lol
991Weeman 3 days ago
I'm a kiwi and this is funny to me but if Australia really did invade, we'd be fucked. We can hold off their air force with our Vietnam War Heuy's. Don't worry.
991Weeman 3 days ago
lol i find this hilarious and i'm a kiwi, great vid
UnofficiallyRachel 5 days ago
I think they're hilarious - good hearted banter like this is what makes us Kiwis love and hate the Aussies at the same time lol
DinoNZ1 1 week ago
Now you're thinking like Americans!
plyinglemon 1 week ago
The Maoris will fuck you up
SpitfireROC 1 week ago
@SpitfireROC this goes to show how much you apreciate a little bit of humor! cheer up buttercup!
McFunnyCunt 1 day ago
@McFunnyCunt do you want our country because you wanna get away from sharks, snakes, and lethal bugs? That video was funny and i agree with striderairsoftnz, we're all mates.
SpitfireROC 21 hours ago
what show was this ?
ClanChattan14 2 weeks ago
@ClanChattan14 Gruen Transfer on the ABC
bongo155 2 weeks ago
To be honest, you should BOTH invade us and do what we did to the Maoris and the Aborigines to us.
- The UK (aka: Poms)
ClanChattan14 2 weeks ago
I'm Aussie and my Kiwi mates laughed harder at this than my Aussie mates. It's just plain funny. I want to see an American video response where an aircraft carrier rocks up with a loaded flight deck of super hornets on show and then Australian hornets just fuck off and bail.
magnetictheory 2 weeks ago
The Gruen Transfer always has excellent ideas for the pitch but after all this time this is still my fave!
SuzieHalo 2 weeks ago
Love this ad!
FarrelNZ 3 weeks ago
aussies i got some bad news for ya...... its new zealand not france
mynameistim100 3 weeks ago
As an American, I would like to apologize for some of the unsavory comments from my fellow countrymen. I understand that this is pure satire, and I know that Australia and New Zealand share a close relationship. At the worst, it's just sibling rivalry.
VigilanteAgumon 3 weeks ago 2
@VigilanteAgumon Kinda like us Canadians and you Americans Eh? : )
AEigner 3 weeks ago
this is so awesome and so funny hahahahahaha
XeliasProduction 1 month ago
I'm Australian. If Australia invaded New Zealand, it would almost be like New Zealand invading New Zealand since there are so any bloody Kiwis over here already.
PR0GRAMMING 1 month ago 5
@PR0GRAMMING But kiwis are too lazy and wont get off their asses to get in the force so what you said is false. It would be a massacre, lulz.
ozzyguy67 3 weeks ago
lol its funny cos we could do that,then again if australia didnt have so many allies we wouldvebeen invaded by korea
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I really dislike when an people from other countries ask "Why do New Zealanders hate Aussies so much?" It's not like we hate them. It's the way we are, like frienimies?:D It's like two best friends who aren't afraid of giving eachother shit. Just like my Australian best friend (I'm a Kiwi) x
PhantomWaka 1 month ago
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PhantomWaka 1 month ago
100% pure power...until the volcanoes erupt and kill everyone. ;)
mzmadmike 1 month ago 2
Bugger off, this isn't meant for you anyway.
You're the fag.
isaacbath93 1 month ago
Haha nuke us hey?
Haha.
Struth that's funny.
In a country that's 14 trillion in debt, and who owes it all to china,
With bad healthcare and vast unemployment,
I don't think you are in any position to nuke anybody.
isaacbath93 1 month ago
We would nuke both your shitty countries sky high. You think you Australians or whatever you call yourselves are tough? You're pathetic fags lmfao!
God Bless America.
themenaceanish 1 month ago
@themenaceanish u still smoking your own ass lint?
MrnoWun0 1 month ago
@themenaceanish Don't you ever get bored of trolling?
bennyboyjones 1 month ago
@themenaceanish
Another wanna be tough American talking trash on the Internet, congratulations homo.
AussieTheOztralian 1 month ago
@AussieTheOztralian Fuck you poodle.
themenaceanish 1 month ago
@themenaceanish
No thanks redneck inbreed.
AussieTheOztralian 1 month ago
@themenaceanish We all know you are in denial about living in the US.
jackpipsam 2 weeks ago
Ripper video!!!
Blokes, Aussies and Kiwis are good mates.
I'm Aussie, and I reckon the Kiwis are great.
This video was of course a bit of humour;)
As to some Yanks posting dick-stupid comments, such as owo1750, bugger off!
Cheers fellas;)))))
isaacbath93 1 month ago
lol Australian humor
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stevogood2goski 1 month ago
two irrelevant countries being irrelevant as usual
Pcoar 1 month ago
Your next Canada!
CaptainCanadaBob 1 month ago
@CaptainCanadaBob they(USA) tried...they lost ....it's called 1812
stevogood2goski 1 month ago
@TempestKiro...Too much crime where I am to not own guns. All the criminals have them (purchased illegally or stolen) but even if the crime rate was low I would still own a rifle and pistol. Fear the government that fears your gun!.......An armed society is a polite society! The fact that over 150million Americans are law abiding gun owners is probably the only reason our evil Muslim President hasnt started rounding up conservatives and sending them to re-education camps, or worse!
owo1750 1 month ago
@owo1750 Your an idiot, Australia doesn't need guns because it hasn't run its country to the shit. Also bro, you sound like the biggest redneck with your patriotic bullshit, our crime rate is low and barely any criminals have guns where as almost all in the US would. Do you actually think a war on America would be just guns? The amount of explosives that would be dropped on your patriotic arses would be enough to wipe out the whole country. So stfu you redneck bitch.
EliteZodiac92 1 month ago 2
@EliteZodiac92
hahaha! Well done, I couldn't have found words any better lol;)
All the americans on this forum are bloody saying how many guns there got, and thats actually a bad thing lol!
isaacbath93 1 month ago
@MusicalyRetardedKid....Having one right now! Cheers Mate!
owo1750 1 month ago
Poor Aussies! You allowed your PC government to take away your arms! You just layed back,spread your legs and said "Sure! Go ahead and fuck us! Heres my rifle!" Weak bastards! Ive known Aussies and kiwis and they are great people! But to allow your government to disarm you? INEXCUSABLE!
owo1750 2 months ago
@owo1750 lololololol, it's a fucking satire, shut up and have a beer with me!
MusicallyRetardedKid 1 month ago
@owo1750 We're allowed to have a shot gun if we own farmland. The rest of us don't need firearms. Our crimerate is low, and anything else we can solve with words and fists.
TempestKiro 1 month ago
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isaacbath93 1 month ago
To bloody funny!
owo1750 2 months ago
C'mon guys, this was funny, sure we may have some "sibling rivalry" with big bro Aussie across the lake but at the end of the day, were all mates wiv each other :)
StriderAirsoftNZ 2 months ago 11
@StriderAirsoftNZ exactly we can pay them out but no one else can (:
ashleighHFH 6 days ago
fuk aussies shit go nz
MrBanana117 2 months ago
Lmfao that was hilarious. Why are people taking this so seriously?
Iamoldenough92 2 months ago
NZ doesn't need an army, they have the All Blacks
HelterSkelterSOR 2 months ago 3
youtube would be so much better if it could ban morons and kids who can't say anything intelligent.
grow up
gfenwick1 2 months ago
weak aussies
xiiNFaMOuSTeAm 2 months ago
us yanks- we love you both. seriously.
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pwiking 2 months ago
New Zealand is full of weak people who couldn't tolerate a nuclear armed ship in their ports! And they are the biggest bitches of sluts, cause they think Australia will come to their aid if there ever attacked, fuck that! They can get fucked and die, I say join Australia or be destroyed by Aus & US, hahaha!
j0noStrIk3r 2 months ago
@j0noStrIk3r Yeah, your gay as. Eat a dick.
RugbyLOLs 2 months ago
@RugbyLOLs explain how you pissed prick!
j0noStrIk3r 2 months ago
@j0noStrIk3r we're anti nuclear cos we know nuclear weapons are pointless, seriously dude wen was the last time nuclear weapons was used on humans, 1945. If USA touches NZ soil they'll get fucked by the British army. so its just between Australia and NZ buddy. u can get fucked and go back to ur video games. btw at least we tolerate our indigenous people into our cities you cunt. and Australia wouldnt have the spine to invade NZ, we give you so much money for trade. have fun in your drought
HelterSkelterSOR 2 months ago
@HelterSkelterSOR nuclear weapons aren't exactly pointless, they are usefull for a number of things, like protecting us against aliens and Iran! but really, you guys have to resort to diplomacy and negotiations cause you barely have a defence force capable of fighting, and that's why you have to rely on us, and you treat us like your little bitches, but in reality, your australia's bitch mate! and whether you like it or not, we can invade you when ever we like, truth is your just scared mate!
j0noStrIk3r 2 months ago
@j0noStrIk3r hahahah trololol ur such an idiot. the truth is that you don't have a realistic enough reason to attack us...
HelterSkelterSOR 2 months ago
@j0noStrIk3r good on you mate I agree.
isaacbath93 1 month ago
100% Pure Energy Supplies = A ginga kid XD
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SlappaDeBassMon 2 months ago
THE AUSSIES WOULD GET SMASHED!!!!!!
TheJonathan034 2 months ago
Wow, all the petty insults passing from Aussies to NZers and vice versa are plain stupid. Grow up..
Jxzor 2 months ago
100% Bloodbath
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EUROTVUSATV 2 months ago
One thing to note is that the majority of the NZDF's equipment is made in Australia, the same designs used by the Asuies. So combining militaries would be a snap.
The couldn't get a picture of an M1 Abrams as currently used by the RAA? or at least a tank Australia used at some point, Like a leopard?
AgentTasmania 3 months ago
tbh the Aussie army isn't the best in the world. I doubt you'd find it very easy...why do we need to go to war anyway? Tell you what why don't we have a sporting competition to decide which nation's better, like a game of rugby? OH WAIT!!! Alright Aussies please give a big hand for you new leader; Richie McCaw.
alternativebassist 3 months ago
This ad is hilarious because it's true in many ways haha we would be so screwed!! (Unless we called on some big buddies to come help) :p
jeeess16 3 months ago
Christ, you people do realise this ad is a JOKE?!?!?
philipisphilip 3 months ago
NZ was rated as the least likely place on Earth to be invaded as a matter of fact. It was also voted the most peaceful place to live due to the above fact and a number of others including much of what was stated in the second part of the video. It really is an awesome place to live, and yes I get the joke... Ha...Ha...ha!
moonomatic 3 months ago
Forget my other comment u know wat is ur Aussies problem look we can't make our country bigger we cant make our population huge but we can act like brothers to you and all you do is make ads that offend my country b cuz u feel wounded after losing to us very good but I don't see a shiny cup saying Australia 2011 on it do I don't think you can say much
KrazyKat1011 3 months ago
Comin from a bunch of white jealous wanna-be losers it sounds f'n stupid who won the world cup huh and oi oi oi u bunch of pigs
KrazyKat1011 3 months ago
NZ and Aussie are like siblings....we fight and we're competitive as fuck and act like we hate each other but deep down....we really love each other...well I hope you aussies really love us...haha
In response to this ad and some other comments....we take the mickey out of you guys just as much as you do to us, so eh...fairs fair :)
xxJessicaMareexx 3 months ago
Man wtf? I'm a die hard New Zealander, and i love Aussie's. Their Allgood, look at it this way, would you rather have Australians as your neighbours or Americans? We all love rugby, rugby league, beer, women and meat. ANZAC will be forever, it's a shame a bunch of my generation can't see it the same way. If we were invaded, guess who would be first to help? When the Aussie floods happened, who was first to aid, NZ, when our Christchurch earthquakes happened, who was first to aid, Aus. Brothers.
RugbyLOLs 3 months ago 37
@RugbyLOLs i agree mate, we r brothers. we have the same culture, same likes. we fight tgoether, we die together. we give each other alot of shit but in the end when the world goes to heck we can always count on each other
eddiezboi 2 months ago
@RugbyLOLs Australia, America. What's the difference ?
mrcodypettit 2 months ago
@RugbyLOLs dude i agree with you their is to much negative feelings between the younger gens of NZ and AUS.. Brothers 4 lyf!
spekie123 2 months ago
@RugbyLOLs It's clearly for the laughs man, I love New Zealanders and Aussies. Some of the best people on earth.
RalbongStudios 1 month ago 2
@RugbyLOLs oh get over yahself and get a proper accent
donaldodie 1 month ago
@donaldodie get a proper accent, lmao. no country has a proper accent, cause all ARE DIFFERENT you creep. Get a proper girlfriend, Aus and NZ say no to incest. Fag.
RugbyLOLs 1 month ago 2
ANZAC PRIDE
philipisphilip 3 months ago
i love aussie and nzs my home i think its wonderful that we each take the mickey out of each other but neither of us take it seriously!!!!
MeggieTV56 3 months ago
We Aussies love you Kiwis. And that's why we take the mickey outta yah.
If you really had been invaded we'd be the first to your aid. But of course we'd have to put up a tough front and claim its for our own homeland security.
Besides. We know any invasion we put together would only contribute to your tourism dollar. We're too much rivals in that regard to let that happen!
TempestKiro 3 months ago
Australia are our Brothers. Fuck these Warmongering ads
Eminem117Nas 3 months ago
Well we do have a beautiful country, I can see why anyone would want it.
BigBagsForRent 3 months ago
@MrIllyrian1000 Such wit! Your words wound me!
MitholX 3 months ago
love to see them try
couldnt beat us in rugby so we will see
mettalgod666 3 months ago
i hope new zealand gets invaded.
superseaby 3 months ago
@superseaby If New Zealand was to get invaded, that would meen australia was already taken over.
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@o8kate8o mean* are u high ??. If Australia was invaded ??? wtf you sheep shaggers are snorting some heavy shit !.
We can invade whenever we want !
superseaby 3 months ago
@superseaby Thanks for the spelling correction, i really appreciate. In truth i appreciate your humour and also your load of bullshit. Number 1 - Give me a case of a kiwi shagging a sheep. Number 2 - Atleast we dont shag dogs. Number 3 - Australia has been invaded in the past, it's closer to the rest of the world and also closer to the countries that would invade a country. Number 4 - We smoke Gisbourne Green, not snort. Number 5 - You could attempt to invade, keyword attempt!
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@superseaby I'm English but I'm with the Ozzies. From my encounters with Kiwi's they are stupid and almost as ignorant as the hill billys. They don't seem to like anyone apart from themselves. If they had the capability, they'd probably put a massive mirror in orbit so they can look at themselves 24/7 lolz
TheARMAProductions 3 months ago
@TheARMAProductions Will you completely wrong. You do not live in New Zealand. We are actually a very generous nation.
pure4lifeg 3 months ago
@pure4lifeg ofc I could be wrong mate. All I have to go on is the ones I've spoken to online. They seem to hate us English, Americans, Ozzies etc.
TheARMAProductions 3 months ago
Oh for the day when one can watch a satirical video on youtube (hint: the laughter track), read the comments and not see people being drawn into abusive discussions about which country's dick is bigger.
celt999 3 months ago 7
99 Kiwis aren't looking forward to the invasion.
tomathy48 3 months ago
haha i saw this on the gruen transfer a year ago or something
zander1011011 3 months ago
as long as SBW is still breathing there will be no invasion ;)
MyCORMAC 3 months ago
@MyCORMAC SBW will do/play for anyone as long as you pay him enough he'll be easy to "take"
partydude123456789 3 months ago
@partydude123456789 matt giteau?
MyCORMAC 3 months ago
@MyCORMAC hahah we dont like to talk about him
partydude123456789 3 months ago
@partydude123456789
MyCORMAC 3 months ago
Invading New Zealand isn't 100% too easy, but yeah this video was made for comedy purposes.
SuperSkarmDG 3 months ago
even if your from new zealand, ya gotta admit thats funny
jezzer21 3 months ago
fuck australia!
The021mac 3 months ago
0% Navy 0% Air Force 0% Army 100% Haka 100% Intimidation 100% too easy
NewZealandBoi11 4 months ago 2
@NewZealandBoi11 i live here in NZ as an American, as Haka is definitely cool. i wouldnt exactly say it's "intimidating".
mleep 4 months ago
Woah, all the mates and bros here should settle down, were bestties... our grandfathers fought together and we basically have the same values and almost even the same flag
xDawseyx 4 months ago 16
@xDawseyx No New Zealand is full of dumbasses who think Australia will back them up in a war because we have to and we their friends, WELL THEY CAN GET FUCKED! I say invite the US to destroy New Zealand as well!
j0noStrIk3r 2 months ago
fckng foreskin redneck ausie dogs! hahahahah
mikaellebruzz 4 months ago
Mate, calm your farm! Australia and nz are allies, we're friends and why the shit would we want to hurt NZ? You guys are awesome!
Have a good one :)
isaacbath93 4 months ago 3
@benray0
I can spell perfectly fine you idiot! This is the internet right? why the fuck should spelling matter lol
dRFTcrp 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@dAFTcarp
"I can spell perfectly fine you idiot!" - Oh, really?
no = know
your = you're
biggist = biggest
suppler = supplier
isralies = Israelis
up coming = upcoming
holocost = holocaust
dAFTcrap = silly excrement
PresidentZod 4 months ago
did you fucks no your the biggist uranium suppler in the world and that your selling it to the isralies? shot for the the up coming nuclear holocost you fuckn red necks! australia 100% retard rednecks 1/2 QAMR second to none fuckers
dRFTcrp 4 months ago
@dRFTcrp this was a joke mate. calm the fuck down. and calling us convicts would have been a better insult. redneck is more an american term...
gavin479 4 months ago 2
@dAFTcrap
no = know
your = you're
biggist = biggest
suppler = supplier
isralies = Israelis
up coming = upcoming
holocost = holocaust
dAFTcrap = foolish manure
PresidentZod 4 months ago
@dRFTcrp cool story bro
k0tz45 4 months ago
@dRFTcrp fucking learn to spell,you jack off,before you try an intelligent argument.
benray0 4 months ago
its a bloody joke, not a political statement, "Our SAS would kick your Ass" I dont know if thats a Aussie or NZ statement, but untrue, the NZ SAS and the Australian SAS work closely together, cant people just sit down watch a video and luagh, NZ dont be so offended, we are aussies, we take the piss out of everything, even ourselves XD
Gam3rzulu 4 months ago
@Gam3rzulu on the money mate, coming from a kiwi this is actually pretty funny lol. and most of its true we actually don't have an army hahah. some people are just too sensitive!!
Donny6678 4 months ago
@Donny6678 Technically, we actually do have an army. We have infantry, engineers, SAS etc. We dont have an airforce or a navy though, cuz what we do have of those two dont really count.
o8kate8o 3 months ago in playlist fav commercials
@o8kate8o actually you have all 3 they are just kinda small
partydude123456789 3 months ago
@partydude123456789 Small, but good. Well good in some departments. I hope the aussies realize that the NZ military and Aussie military do train together sometimes, thatg meens we know all your secrets.
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@o8kate8o It's no secret NZ military is the laughing stock of the world military community
TheDaviddong 3 months ago
@o8kate8o but dude you have ladies in combat arms?
badgerattoadhall 3 months ago
@badgerattoadhall You do understand that 'ladies' are usually the more cold blooded killer type then males. If something 'ladies' love is threatened i.e family, they are going to protect it to know end.
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@o8kate8o no they will weaken and i mean weaken any combat unit they are put in
badgerattoadhall 3 months ago
@badgerattoadhall Don't put them in a unit them, have them going solo. It's the men who underestimate the woman that weaken the team!
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@badgerattoadhall wrong kiddo if you were not 17 you would know that. they will be doing a mans job, & want "equaliy" but still expect to be treated like a ladie. they will not have to pull thei weight becuase they can get a male to do it for them. the army will have to make conditions for them for hygiene. the military will have to drop standards so they can pass infantry school
badgerattoadhall 2 months ago
@badgerattoadhall dude they want "equale rights" yet stll want to be treated like a ladie. there is no way it will make a stronger force it will only weaken it
badgerattoadhall 3 months ago
@o8kate8o The NZ military doesn't know any Australian 'secrets'. I hope that comment is a joke.
aussiepride2005 3 months ago
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o8kate8o 3 months ago
@aussiepride2005 You do realise this whole thing, including the add, is a joke. Do you have a giant stick up your bum or something. If this was vice versa you would be happy. Are you saying that aussie has something to hide?
o8kate8o 3 months ago
@o8kate8o Loooooooooool. Look at the comments fool. Most of the people who think this ad isn't a joke is NZ'ers. Derp. I'd be the last person to take this video seriously.
aussiepride2005 3 months ago
Our SAS would kick you ass
connz2796 4 months ago
@connz2796 they have sas too.
WestAucklandNz 4 months ago
@connz2796 u wish mate
ThatBoganAussieGuy 3 months ago
it would be too easy to invade new zealand lol the cops couldnt do shit except shoot people with tasers while each city will only have 2000 soldiers due to our low pop lol
im serious its funny im not trying to offend im just saying that it would be easy
repulic5 4 months ago
why would you invade new zealand the whole point is to steal goods what do u want from us trees plants snow women o if gone to far
joshua12345a 4 months ago
I would laugh if we actually invaded NZ
TheStickyfilms 4 months ago
100% hilarious. I love it.
AlmostSwiss 4 months ago
New Zealand, you guys rock and were proud to have u as our neighbors !!!
isaacbath93 5 months ago 16
Sadly, America fails in all these categories listed below. Bloody bankrupt, shocking healthcare, and failing economy. Not to say poor living standards compared to Australia.
isaacbath93 5 months ago
Australia is awesome. One of the most prosperous countries in the world, great healthcare, not over populated, and above all, bloody great people.
isaacbath93 5 months ago
Haha classic. Bloody funny.
isaacbath93 5 months ago
@ Everyone saying America would invade if _____
Here's a list of methods you can use to get Americans to invade your country:
1. Possess large quantities of oil.
2. Claim you have vast amounts free donuts, but say you don't want to share them.
3. Claim that America isn't the best country in the world.
4. Suggest that spending money on the betterment of your own citizens is a better practice than using it to wage endless wars.
5. Claim that God/Jesus loves your country more than America.
KitRedFox 5 months ago
Australia invadin' Ner Zeeland? Hurr, Us Americans would just crush you guys and steal all yer oil and make yall lurve JAYSUS, We'd also build fast food restayraunts on urvery corner and make you speak "proper" AMERICAN english with no stupid "u" in color (only commie socialist tree huggers spell it that way) We'd make you also watch fox news to de-convert all of you from Facist-communism and make yall watch Nascar (best sport ever)! AMERICA AMERICA YEEEAH!
BiteMeDumpy 5 months ago
@BiteMeDumpy You need to do your research, son. We don't have oil - just a fuckload of natural gas, coal, gold, diamonds, uranium, iron ore, bauxite, etc. etc. etc.
Also, we already love watching Fox News for a laugh. Personally, I think Glen Beck is much funnier than Stephen Colbert or John Stewart.
Nascar is a sport? That's not a sport. Now Aussie Rules Football is a sport.
Enter AFL in the YouTube search bar to see what Aussies do for fun.
PresidentZod 5 months ago
@PresidentZod I was being facetious about every point I made. Yeah, I am aware that only redneck nascar fans think nascar is a sport; many Americans even make fun of them for thinking so. I am aware that most countries rightfully make fun of fox news for being hilarious rubbish, and I am aware that NZ/Australia are not abundant in oil. That being said, sadly many people here in America ARE as brain dead as my given satire of the stereotypical hyperconservative, Beck loving American citizen.
BiteMeDumpy 5 months ago
@BiteMeDumpy You were being "facetious"?
Really? No shit, Captain Obvious?
Did you honestly think my reply was serious?
PresidentZod 5 months ago
@PresidentZod Then why did you respond in a non-satirical manner by attempting to inform me as if I didn't already know (IE an actual attempt to debunk the satirical role I was playing)? That's kind of ruining the joke, spare that you actually counter it with more deliberate satire which would have been funny, which you didn't do. There's no need to be so snide about it either.
BiteMeDumpy 5 months ago
@BiteMeDummy Are you now being so serious in your reply and accusing me of being snide so as to continue the joke by responding in a non-satirical matter?
PresidentZod 5 months ago
@PresidentZod Or Maybe I was being facetious again while APPEARING to be serious in order to deceive you into thinking your obvious commie-muslim mind trick HAD worked on me and that you'd broken me so that I would actually break character and be susceptible to your suggestions so that I might overlook the obvious false rivalry beween NZ and Australia used to mask your REAL intentions to invade America and turn us into a GODLESS land of red commie scum... or maybe I'm trying to save face...
BiteMeDumpy 5 months ago
@BitMyMummy Invade? Ha ha.
Why do you think our own Rupert Murdoch freed Glenn Beck from the asylum? His screeching about ACORN and Obama helps mask our thorough infiltration of the US.
Australians shall never rest until like us you elect an unmarried, childless, publically-declared atheist woman to enslave all America in a nightmare world of universal healthcare, functional schools, liveable cities, gun control, low crime, fiscal responsibility, properly regulated banks and a booming economy.
PresidentZod 5 months ago
@PresidentZod Hey, HEY! Hands off Australia. Us Canadians claimed America way before you. Soon, very soon, we will have succeeded in assimilating them into a band new territory "New Canada" where Gay Marriage will be legal and there will be a stable, secular, and effective government that will favour prosperity for everyone though effective leadership and proper policy! TREMBLE AMERICA, FOR YOUR BETTER FUTURE IS COMING!
JesusSavesWithGeico 5 months ago
@JesusWavesHisDick Obviously you haven't been keeping up with current events.
All of Vancouver is now in mourning because my hometown of Melbourne finally surpassed your quaint, frigid hamlet to become the world's most liveable city according to the Economist Intelligence Unit.
Australia now officially has 4 out of the top 10 most livable cities compared to Canada's measly 3.
But don't worry - we'll take the continental United States and you Canucks can have Alaska and Palin.
You betcha, eh.
PresidentZod 5 months ago
@JesusSavesWithGeico Canada isn't secular... In fact it was "founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of god ... ".
Axeldeath0 4 months ago
@JesusSavesWithGeico Fuck off socialist Pig! Everyone in America owns a gun! Anyone trying to Invade America would be foolish! You weak Aussies and Canuck loosers just sat back and spread your legs when your Governments decided to take away your right to bear arms! What a bunch of fucking Pussies! Real americans dont want socialism and the tyranny it will bring!
owo1750 2 months ago
@owo1750 Hey Smart guy! Canadians have guns. I own 11 of them & 1 is an AK47 clone....get an education! The usa is not invaded b/c it has the most powerful military...not because of American Jerry Springer-loving red-neck yokels that think they are GI Joe will do anything. Your semi auto m4, FAL, or whatever.... does nothing against Chinese balistic missiles, or Taliban terror. As far as I'm concerned, 911 was an invasion....(perhaps worse) and how did your 1st ammendment save u?
stevogood2goski 1 month ago 2
@owo1750 what the fuck do we need guns for? I don't need an AK47 to go pig hunting you dumb redneck cunt.
prielazybones 1 month ago 3
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isaacbath93 1 month ago
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isaacbath93 1 month ago
new zealand is australia's version of america and canada
ANIOLATORV 5 months ago
@Tazzyboy100 shut it bitch
bubbamurphfan 5 months ago