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  • 0% airforce, 0% navy, 0%infantry, 50% farmers with shotguns

  • I'm pretty gutted there's an ugly ginger girl representing NZ. That must've been decided by a committee.

  • hahahahaha that is hilarious. As a kiwi I can safely say this ad is pure gold!

  • Fuck thats funny! Us Aussies r too damn lazy to invade anything except the fridge!

  • I welcome Australia to invade our country. We'll be better off as part of Australia.

  • But their wrong is our Infantry is one of the only good things. But 0% Airforce and Navy is correct. lol

  • I'm a kiwi and this is funny to me but if Australia really did invade, we'd be fucked. We can hold off their air force with our Vietnam War Heuy's. Don't worry.

  • lol i find this hilarious and i'm a kiwi, great vid

  • I think they're hilarious - good hearted banter like this is what makes us Kiwis love and hate the Aussies at the same time lol

  • Now you're thinking like Americans!

  • The Maoris will fuck you up

  • @SpitfireROC this goes to show how much you apreciate a little bit of humor! cheer up buttercup!

  • @McFunnyCunt do you want our country because you wanna get away from sharks, snakes, and lethal bugs? That video was funny and i agree with striderairsoftnz, we're all mates.

  • what show was this ?

  • @ClanChattan14 Gruen Transfer on the ABC

  • To be honest, you should BOTH invade us and do what we did to the Maoris and the Aborigines to us.

    - The UK (aka: Poms)

  • I'm Aussie and my Kiwi mates laughed harder at this than my Aussie mates. It's just plain funny. I want to see an American video response where an aircraft carrier rocks up with a loaded flight deck of super hornets on show and then Australian hornets just fuck off and bail.

  • The Gruen Transfer always has excellent ideas for the pitch but after all this time this is still my fave!

  • Love this ad!

    

  • aussies i got some bad news for ya...... its new zealand not france

  • As an American, I would like to apologize for some of the unsavory comments from my fellow countrymen. I understand that this is pure satire, and I know that Australia and New Zealand share a close relationship. At the worst, it's just sibling rivalry.

  • @VigilanteAgumon Kinda like us Canadians and you Americans Eh? : )

  • this is so awesome and so funny hahahahahaha

  • I'm Australian. If Australia invaded New Zealand, it would almost be like New Zealand invading New Zealand since there are so any bloody Kiwis over here already.

  • @PR0GRAMMING But kiwis are too lazy and wont get off their asses to get in the force so what you said is false. It would be a massacre, lulz.

  • lol its funny cos we could do that,then again if australia didnt have so many allies we wouldvebeen invaded by korea

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  • 100% pure power...until the volcanoes erupt and kill everyone. ;)

  • Bugger off, this isn't meant for you anyway.

    You're the fag.

  • Haha nuke us hey?

    Haha.

    Struth that's funny.

    In a country that's 14 trillion in debt, and who owes it all to china,

    With bad healthcare and vast unemployment,

    I don't think you are in any position to nuke anybody.

  • We would nuke both your shitty countries sky high. You think you Australians or whatever you call yourselves are tough? You're pathetic fags lmfao!

    God Bless America.

  • @themenaceanish u still smoking your own ass lint?

  • @themenaceanish Don't you ever get bored of trolling?

  • @themenaceanish

    Another wanna be tough American talking trash on the Internet, congratulations homo.

  • @AussieTheOztralian Fuck you poodle.

  • @themenaceanish

    No thanks redneck inbreed.

  • @themenaceanish We all know you are in denial about living in the US.

  • Ripper video!!!

    Blokes, Aussies and Kiwis are good mates.

    I'm Aussie, and I reckon the Kiwis are great.

    This video was of course a bit of humour;)

    As to some Yanks posting dick-stupid comments, such as owo1750, bugger off!

    Cheers fellas;)))))

  • lol Australian humor

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  • two irrelevant countries being irrelevant as usual

  • Your next Canada!

  • @CaptainCanadaBob they(USA) tried...they lost ....it's called 1812

  • @TempestKiro...Too much crime where I am to not own guns. All the criminals have them (purchased illegally or stolen) but even if the crime rate was low I would still own a rifle and pistol. Fear the government that fears your gun!.......An armed society is a polite society! The fact that over 150million Americans are law abiding gun owners is probably the only reason our evil Muslim President hasnt started rounding up conservatives and sending them to re-education camps, or worse!

  • @owo1750 Your an idiot, Australia doesn't need guns because it hasn't run its country to the shit. Also bro, you sound like the biggest redneck with your patriotic bullshit, our crime rate is low and barely any criminals have guns where as almost all in the US would. Do you actually think a war on America would be just guns? The amount of explosives that would be dropped on your patriotic arses would be enough to wipe out the whole country. So stfu you redneck bitch.

  • @EliteZodiac92

    hahaha! Well done, I couldn't have found words any better lol;)

    All the americans on this forum are bloody saying how many guns there got, and thats actually a bad thing lol!

  • @MusicalyRetardedKid....Having­ one right now! Cheers Mate!

  • Poor Aussies! You allowed your PC government to take away your arms! You just layed back,spread your legs and said "Sure! Go ahead and fuck us! Heres my rifle!" Weak bastards! Ive known Aussies and kiwis and they are great people! But to allow your government to disarm you? INEXCUSABLE!

  • @owo1750 lololololol, it's a fucking satire, shut up and have a beer with me!

  • @owo1750 We're allowed to have a shot gun if we own farmland. The rest of us don't need firearms. Our crimerate is low, and anything else we can solve with words and fists.

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  • To bloody funny!

  • C'mon guys, this was funny, sure we may have some "sibling rivalry" with big bro Aussie across the lake but at the end of the day, were all mates wiv each other :)

  • @StriderAirsoftNZ exactly we can pay them out but no one else can (:

  • fuk aussies shit go nz

  • Lmfao that was hilarious. Why are people taking this so seriously?

  • NZ doesn't need an army, they have the All Blacks

  • youtube would be so much better if it could ban morons and kids who can't say anything intelligent.

    grow up

  • weak aussies

  • us yanks- we love you both. seriously.

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  • New Zealand is full of weak people who couldn't tolerate a nuclear armed ship in their ports! And they are the biggest bitches of sluts, cause they think Australia will come to their aid if there ever attacked, fuck that! They can get fucked and die, I say join Australia or be destroyed by Aus & US, hahaha!

  • @j0noStrIk3r Yeah, your gay as. Eat a dick.

  • @RugbyLOLs explain how you pissed prick!

  • @j0noStrIk3r we're anti nuclear cos we know nuclear weapons are pointless, seriously dude wen was the last time nuclear weapons was used on humans, 1945. If USA touches NZ soil they'll get fucked by the British army. so its just between Australia and NZ buddy. u can get fucked and go back to ur video games. btw at least we tolerate our indigenous people into our cities you cunt. and Australia wouldnt have the spine to invade NZ, we give you so much money for trade. have fun in your drought

  • @HelterSkelterSOR nuclear weapons aren't exactly pointless, they are usefull for a number of things, like protecting us against aliens and Iran! but really, you guys have to resort to diplomacy and negotiations cause you barely have a defence force capable of fighting, and that's why you have to rely on us, and you treat us like your little bitches, but in reality, your australia's bitch mate! and whether you like it or not, we can invade you when ever we like, truth is your just scared mate!

  • @j0noStrIk3r hahahah trololol ur such an idiot. the truth is that you don't have a realistic enough reason to attack us...

  • @j0noStrIk3r good on you mate I agree.

  • 100% Pure Energy Supplies = A ginga kid XD

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  • THE AUSSIES WOULD GET SMASHED!!!!!!

  • Wow, all the petty insults passing from Aussies to NZers and vice versa are plain stupid. Grow up..

  • 100% Bloodbath

  • Type in Aussie Kids vs Kiwi Kids DIY - Mitre 10 Commercial

  • One thing to note is that the majority of the NZDF's equipment is made in Australia, the same designs used by the Asuies. So combining militaries would be a snap.

    The couldn't get a picture of an M1 Abrams as currently used by the RAA? or at least a tank Australia used at some point, Like a leopard?

  • tbh the Aussie army isn't the best in the world. I doubt you'd find it very easy...why do we need to go to war anyway? Tell you what why don't we have a sporting competition to decide which nation's better, like a game of rugby? OH WAIT!!! Alright Aussies please give a big hand for you new leader; Richie McCaw.

  • This ad is hilarious because it's true in many ways haha we would be so screwed!! (Unless we called on some big buddies to come help) :p

  • Christ, you people do realise this ad is a JOKE?!?!?

  • NZ was rated as the least likely place on Earth to be invaded as a matter of fact. It was also voted the most peaceful place to live due to the above fact and a number of others including much of what was stated in the second part of the video. It really is an awesome place to live, and yes I get the joke... Ha...Ha...ha!

  • Forget my other comment u know wat is ur Aussies problem look we can't make our country bigger we cant make our population huge but we can act like brothers to you and all you do is make ads that offend my country b cuz u feel wounded after losing to us very good but I don't see a shiny cup saying Australia 2011 on it do I don't think you can say much

  • Comin from a bunch of white jealous wanna-be losers it sounds f'n stupid who won the world cup huh and oi oi oi u bunch of pigs

  • NZ and Aussie are like siblings....we fight and we're competitive as fuck and act like we hate each other but deep down....we really love each other...well I hope you aussies really love us...haha

    In response to this ad and some other comments....we take the mickey out of you guys just as much as you do to us, so eh...fairs fair :)

  • Man wtf? I'm a die hard New Zealander, and i love Aussie's. Their Allgood, look at it this way, would you rather have Australians as your neighbours or Americans? We all love rugby, rugby league, beer, women and meat. ANZAC will be forever, it's a shame a bunch of my generation can't see it the same way. If we were invaded, guess who would be first to help? When the Aussie floods happened, who was first to aid, NZ, when our Christchurch earthquakes happened, who was first to aid, Aus. Brothers.

  • @RugbyLOLs i agree mate, we r brothers. we have the same culture, same likes. we fight tgoether, we die together. we give each other alot of shit but in the end when the world goes to heck we can always count on each other

  • @RugbyLOLs Australia, America. What's the difference ?

  • @RugbyLOLs dude i agree with you their is to much negative feelings between the younger gens of NZ and AUS.. Brothers 4 lyf!

  • @RugbyLOLs It's clearly for the laughs man, I love New Zealanders and Aussies. Some of the best people on earth.

  • @RugbyLOLs oh get over yahself and get a proper accent

  • @donaldodie get a proper accent, lmao. no country has a proper accent, cause all ARE DIFFERENT you creep. Get a proper girlfriend, Aus and NZ say no to incest. Fag.

  • ANZAC PRIDE

  • i love aussie and nzs my home i think its wonderful that we each take the mickey out of each other but neither of us take it seriously!!!!

  • We Aussies love you Kiwis. And that's why we take the mickey outta yah.

    If you really had been invaded we'd be the first to your aid. But of course we'd have to put up a tough front and claim its for our own homeland security.

    Besides. We know any invasion we put together would only contribute to your tourism dollar. We're too much rivals in that regard to let that happen!

  • Australia are our Brothers. Fuck these Warmongering ads

  • Well we do have a beautiful country, I can see why anyone would want it.

  • @MrIllyrian1000 Such wit! Your words wound me!

  • love to see them try

    couldnt beat us in rugby so we will see

  • i hope new zealand gets invaded.

  • @superseaby If New Zealand was to get invaded, that would meen australia was already taken over.

  • @o8kate8o mean* are u high ??. If Australia was invaded ??? wtf you sheep shaggers are snorting some heavy shit !.

    We can invade whenever we want !

  • @superseaby Thanks for the spelling correction, i really appreciate. In truth i appreciate your humour and also your load of bullshit. Number 1 - Give me a case of a kiwi shagging a sheep. Number 2 - Atleast we dont shag dogs. Number 3 - Australia has been invaded in the past, it's closer to the rest of the world and also closer to the countries that would invade a country. Number 4 - We smoke Gisbourne Green, not snort. Number 5 - You could attempt to invade, keyword attempt!

  • @superseaby I'm English but I'm with the Ozzies. From my encounters with Kiwi's they are stupid and almost as ignorant as the hill billys. They don't seem to like anyone apart from themselves. If they had the capability, they'd probably put a massive mirror in orbit so they can look at themselves 24/7 lolz

  • @TheARMAProductions Will you completely wrong. You do not live in New Zealand. We are actually a very generous nation.

  • @pure4lifeg ofc I could be wrong mate. All I have to go on is the ones I've spoken to online. They seem to hate us English, Americans, Ozzies etc.

  • Oh for the day when one can watch a satirical video on youtube (hint: the laughter track), read the comments and not see people being drawn into abusive discussions about which country's dick is bigger.

  • 99 Kiwis aren't looking forward to the invasion.

  • haha i saw this on the gruen transfer a year ago or something

  • as long as SBW is still breathing there will be no invasion ;)

  • @MyCORMAC SBW will do/play for anyone as long as you pay him enough he'll be easy to "take"

  • @partydude123456789 matt giteau?

  • @MyCORMAC hahah we dont like to talk about him

  • Invading New Zealand isn't 100% too easy, but yeah this video was made for comedy purposes.

  • even if your from new zealand, ya gotta admit thats funny

  • fuck australia!

  • 0% Navy 0% Air Force 0% Army 100% Haka 100% Intimidation 100% too easy

  • @NewZealandBoi11 i live here in NZ as an American, as Haka is definitely cool. i wouldnt exactly say it's "intimidating". 

  • Woah, all the mates and bros here should settle down, were bestties... our grandfathers fought together and we basically have the same values and almost even the same flag

  • @xDawseyx No New Zealand is full of dumbasses who think Australia will back them up in a war because we have to and we their friends, WELL THEY CAN GET FUCKED! I say invite the US to destroy New Zealand as well!

  • fckng foreskin redneck ausie dogs! hahahahah

  • Mate, calm your farm! Australia and nz are allies, we're friends and why the shit would we want to hurt NZ? You guys are awesome!

    Have a good one :)

  • @benray0

    I can spell perfectly fine you idiot! This is the internet right? why the fuck should spelling matter lol

  • did you fucks no your the biggist uranium suppler in the world and that your selling it to the isralies? shot for the the up coming nuclear holocost you fuckn red necks! australia 100% retard rednecks 1/2 QAMR second to none fuckers

  • @dRFTcrp this was a joke mate. calm the fuck down. and calling us convicts would have been a better insult. redneck is more an american term...

  • @dAFTcrap

    no = know

    your = you're

    biggist = biggest

    suppler = supplier

    isralies = Israelis

    up coming = upcoming

    holocost = holocaust

    dAFTcrap = foolish manure

  • @dRFTcrp cool story bro

  • @dRFTcrp fucking learn to spell,you jack off,before you try an intelligent argument.

  • its a bloody joke, not a political statement, "Our SAS would kick your Ass" I dont know if thats a Aussie or NZ statement, but untrue, the NZ SAS and the Australian SAS work closely together, cant people just sit down watch a video and luagh, NZ dont be so offended, we are aussies, we take the piss out of everything, even ourselves XD

  • @Gam3rzulu on the money mate, coming from a kiwi this is actually pretty funny lol. and most of its true we actually don't have an army hahah. some people are just too sensitive!!

  • @Donny6678 Technically, we actually do have an army. We have infantry, engineers, SAS etc. We dont have an airforce or a navy though, cuz what we do have of those two dont really count.

  • @o8kate8o actually you have all 3 they are just kinda small

  • @partydude123456789 Small, but good. Well good in some departments. I hope the aussies realize that the NZ military and Aussie military do train together sometimes, thatg meens we know all your secrets.

  • @o8kate8o It's no secret NZ military is the laughing stock of the world military community

  • @o8kate8o but dude you have ladies in combat arms?

  • @badgerattoadhall You do understand that 'ladies' are usually the more cold blooded killer type then males. If something 'ladies' love is threatened i.e family, they are going to protect it to know end.

  • @o8kate8o no they will weaken and i mean weaken any combat unit they are put in

  • @badgerattoadhall Don't put them in a unit them, have them going solo. It's the men who underestimate the woman that weaken the team!

  • @badgerattoadhall wrong kiddo if you were not 17 you would know that. they will be doing a mans job, & want "equaliy" but still expect to be treated like a ladie. they will not have to pull thei weight becuase they can get a male to do it for them. the army will have to make conditions for them for hygiene. the military will have to drop standards so they can pass infantry school

  • @badgerattoadhall dude they want "equale rights" yet stll want to be treated like a ladie. there is no way it will make a stronger force it will only weaken it

  • @o8kate8o The NZ military doesn't know any Australian 'secrets'. I hope that comment is a joke.

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  • @aussiepride2005 You do realise this whole thing, including the add, is a joke. Do you have a giant stick up your bum or something. If this was vice versa you would be happy. Are you saying that aussie has something to hide?

  • @o8kate8o Loooooooooool. Look at the comments fool. Most of the people who think this ad isn't a joke is NZ'ers. Derp. I'd be the last person to take this video seriously.

  • Our SAS would kick you ass

  • @connz2796 they have sas too.

  • @connz2796 u wish mate

  • it would be too easy to invade new zealand lol the cops couldnt do shit except shoot people with tasers while each city will only have 2000 soldiers due to our low pop lol

    im serious its funny im not trying to offend im just saying that it would be easy

  • why would you invade new zealand the whole point is to steal goods what do u want from us trees plants snow women o if gone to far

  • I would laugh if we actually invaded NZ

  • 100% hilarious. I love it.

  • New Zealand, you guys rock and were proud to have u as our neighbors !!!

  • Sadly, America fails in all these categories listed below. Bloody bankrupt, shocking healthcare, and failing economy. Not to say poor living standards compared to Australia.

  • Australia is awesome. One of the most prosperous countries in the world, great healthcare, not over populated, and above all, bloody great people.

  • Haha classic. Bloody funny.

  • @ Everyone saying America would invade if _____

    Here's a list of methods you can use to get Americans to invade your country:

    1. Possess large quantities of oil.

    2. Claim you have vast amounts free donuts, but say you don't want to share them.

    3. Claim that America isn't the best country in the world.

    4. Suggest that spending money on the betterment of your own citizens is a better practice than using it to wage endless wars.

    5. Claim that God/Jesus loves your country more than America.

  • Australia invadin' Ner Zeeland? Hurr, Us Americans would just crush you guys and steal all yer oil and make yall lurve JAYSUS, We'd also build fast food restayraunts on urvery corner and make you speak "proper" AMERICAN english with no stupid "u" in color (only commie socialist tree huggers spell it that way) We'd make you also watch fox news to de-convert all of you from Facist-communism and make yall watch Nascar (best sport ever)! AMERICA AMERICA YEEEAH!

  • @BiteMeDumpy You need to do your research, son. We don't have oil - just a fuckload of natural gas, coal, gold, diamonds, uranium, iron ore, bauxite, etc. etc. etc.

    Also, we already love watching Fox News for a laugh. Personally, I think Glen Beck is much funnier than Stephen Colbert or John Stewart.

    Nascar is a sport? That's not a sport. Now Aussie Rules Football is a sport.

    Enter AFL in the YouTube search bar to see what Aussies do for fun.

  • @PresidentZod I was being facetious about every point I made. Yeah, I am aware that only redneck nascar fans think nascar is a sport; many Americans even make fun of them for thinking so. I am aware that most countries rightfully make fun of fox news for being hilarious rubbish, and I am aware that NZ/Australia are not abundant in oil. That being said, sadly many people here in America ARE as brain dead as my given satire of the stereotypical hyperconservative, Beck loving American citizen.

  • @BiteMeDumpy You were being "facetious"?

    Really? No shit, Captain Obvious?

    Did you honestly think my reply was serious?

  • @PresidentZod Then why did you respond in a non-satirical manner by attempting to inform me as if I didn't already know (IE an actual attempt to debunk the satirical role I was playing)? That's kind of ruining the joke, spare that you actually counter it with more deliberate satire which would have been funny, which you didn't do. There's no need to be so snide about it either.

  • @BiteMeDummy Are you now being so serious in your reply and accusing me of being snide so as to continue the joke by responding in a non-satirical matter?

  • @PresidentZod Or Maybe I was being facetious again while APPEARING to be serious in order to deceive you into thinking your obvious commie-muslim mind trick HAD worked on me and that you'd broken me so that I would actually break character and be susceptible to your suggestions so that I might overlook the obvious false rivalry beween NZ and Australia used to mask your REAL intentions to invade America and turn us into a GODLESS land of red commie scum... or maybe I'm trying to save face...

  • @BitMyMummy Invade? Ha ha.

    Why do you think our own Rupert Murdoch freed Glenn Beck from the asylum? His screeching about ACORN and Obama helps mask our thorough infiltration of the US.

    Australians shall never rest until like us you elect an unmarried, childless, publically-declared atheist woman to enslave all America in a nightmare world of universal healthcare, functional schools, liveable cities, gun control, low crime, fiscal responsibility, properly regulated banks and a booming economy.

  • @PresidentZod Hey, HEY! Hands off Australia. Us Canadians claimed America way before you. Soon, very soon, we will have succeeded in assimilating them into a band new territory "New Canada" where Gay Marriage will be legal and there will be a stable, secular, and effective government that will favour prosperity for everyone though effective leadership and proper policy! TREMBLE AMERICA, FOR YOUR BETTER FUTURE IS COMING!

  • @JesusWavesHisDick Obviously you haven't been keeping up with current events.

    All of Vancouver is now in mourning because my hometown of Melbourne finally surpassed your quaint, frigid hamlet to become the world's most liveable city according to the Economist Intelligence Unit.

    Australia now officially has 4 out of the top 10 most livable cities compared to Canada's measly 3.

    But don't worry - we'll take the continental United States and you Canucks can have Alaska and Palin.

    You betcha, eh.

  • @JesusSavesWithGeico Canada isn't secular... In fact it was "founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of god ... ".

  • @JesusSavesWithGeico Fuck off socialist Pig! Everyone in America owns a gun! Anyone trying to Invade America would be foolish! You weak Aussies and Canuck loosers just sat back and spread your legs when your Governments decided to take away your right to bear arms! What a bunch of fucking Pussies! Real americans dont want socialism and the tyranny it will bring!

  • @owo1750 Hey Smart guy! Canadians have guns. I own 11 of them & 1 is an AK47 clone....get an education! The usa is not invaded b/c it has the most powerful military...not because of American Jerry Springer-loving red-neck yokels that think they are GI Joe will do anything. Your semi auto m4, FAL, or whatever.... does nothing against Chinese balistic missiles, or Taliban terror. As far as I'm concerned, 911 was an invasion....(perhaps worse) and how did your 1st ammendment save u?

  • @owo1750 what the fuck do we need guns for? I don't need an AK47 to go pig hunting you dumb redneck cunt.

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  • new zealand is australia's version of america and canada

  • @Tazzyboy100 shut it bitch