Eddie Izzard - Lies

[NamikazeChiKouu]

Wait... Steve? You where at the moon... With Steve? *starts panicking* Oh no, no, no, no. How did he get out of the mansion? How did he get to the moon? He will stay there, right? How did you get away? Aaaah, Steve will kill everyone!! Did Italy and the others get out of the mansion safely? Oh Arceus! *hyperventilates*

[KazeyKazeman]

Eddy Izzard can dress like a women and still be more like a man than Justin Bieber....

[kaorutheimpaler]

@KazeyKazeman Yeah well Sean Connery looks more manly in a wedding dress when you boys do fucking your women.

[IDontCare704]

Hey. THANKS FOR THE SUBTITILES! :D Even though I could understand him quite good, I appreciate it. So don't listen to the naysayers.

[EverlastingCC]

The cake is a lie

[TheLastRainShadow]

I was on the moon... with Steve.

[Ravencullen95]

I have this sketch memorized :DDD

[Snelis]

@blackvapour see now that's where you're wrong, alot of american people have a hard time following when british people goes on and on, and alot of other english speaking countries aswell. not to mention all countries who have english as a second language, they may not fully understand his british accent, but they do speak english. your mind, open it.

[ptanyuh]

@Snelis Speaking from experience, the Dutch especially will appreciate the subtitles :D Americans not understanding "English" have less of an excuse, in my opinion :P :P

[pattyannebogan]

@blackvapour  Sometimes, its a hearing issue as well.

[gbushimprov]

@blackvapour for deaf people perhaps.

[chapin2914]

@blackvapour Not to mention any DEAF people who might like to understand what he's saying.

[ashley2massaro]

@blackvapour true

[Satearia]

@blackvapour or it could be deaf people..... :/

[TheKiketag]

@blackvapour because youre watching this in school and you are not supposed to be listening to anything



[420letch]

@blackvapour thats what i was just thinking

[tomjaduke]

@blackvapour and the blind people have to guess it then?

[SapphirexGoddess99]

[likes to have sex with people with strong personalities as well]

[IceMetalPunk]

If he threw the pussy out the window, I think sex is off the table, no?

-IMP ;) :)

[monny287]

I used the "I was dead at the time" with one of my family members who said they wanted to talk to me. They laughed so hard. I did credit Eddie for giving me the idea, though. :P

[pablopeich]

Thanks for the vid and specially cause it has subtitles, so its easier.

[FlyingWolfWings]

10 people were dead at the time :P

[AngellusLovegood]

"I like to have sex with people with strong personalities..."

[Medechan]

um.....who cares if there subtitles on them. he's a great comedian either way.

[NeuroticN3rd]

@Jessiela713 What if they are? Are you saying I can't search Youtube for Eddie Izzard videos if I'm deaf? Are you implying that deaf people don't like Eddie Izzard? Why, the nerve of such a statement.

[CoolKillerClan]

why is there sub titles

[alevsener2]

Eddie Izzard is awesome!

"...i was dead at the time!"

[Saraleander]

At 0:42 The look in his eyes...Damn.

[monny287]

I actually used the "I was dead at the time" line with a relative of mine a few months ago, and she laughed her head off. XD

[orihime7inoue]

this is funny but is he gay or just...

[xjellymixx]

@orihime7inoue He just dresses like that, he's actually married =)

[orihime7inoue]

@xjellymixx ohhhh ok thank you

[JaymMaranwe]

@orihime7inoue Why does it matter?

[orihime7inoue]

@JaymMaranwe it doesent matter. i just wanted to know.

[futurestarish]

I was on the moon.... with Steve....

[PePethegamesmaker]

This is FUNNY k?

[zonkov88]

hahaha why the fuck is this with subtitles... i aint even native english and i can understand him perfectly

[Snelis]

@zonkov88 hahaha why the fuck are people still on about this, it's for deaf people or whatever, just be quiet.

[stellaCURRYsorted]

@Snelis WHAT??!!!!!

[1337frog]

@Snelis and thank you for that! i was having a bit of trouble understanding him with my hearing aid.

[MonkeyShow20]

@Snelis ...deaf people on Youtube?

[Snelis]

@MonkeyShow20 oh for gods sake, no, it's ripped off a dvd with subtitles for deaf people. jesus christ, people are stupid these days

[MonkeyShow20]

@Snelis calm down, buddy, I'm just trying to have fun. Sorry if I made you upset.

[Snelis]

@MonkeyShow20 no i'm sorry, it's just that i see these comments all the time and i don't get what all the fuzz is about. it's just subtitles, and they're not for people who understand what he says, it's for those who have a hard time catching up with his british dialect. sorry for blurting out on you, man.

[MonkeyShow20]

@Snelis Ahh, everyone needs to vent, and heck, I'm in a good mood today :D

[herpdiherpderp]

@MonkeyShow20 They were deaf at the time.

[SuperSmashyfication]

@Snelis The guy who put them up was dead at the time.

[Only98Amigos]

@zonkov88 its from his movie, it has subtitles to all his stuff

[enskipossu]

@zonkov88 Also, unlike you apparently, many people whose 1st language is not English (myself included) find following what is being said easier with subtitles.

[ErnieBlackle]

@zonkov88 yes, but do you think a deaf person can hear him perfectly?

[Slycooper14]

i didn't do it! i was_ i was_ i was dead at the time! and your dad goes i haven't even accused you of anything yet...oh, all right what..what is_ what's the ques...what is_ i_i..w-what?

[AxAgent666]

I think he's pretty. I'm lovin his hair, and he's such a genius. :)

WOO!!!! EDDIE IZZARD!!

[2Cents]

I bought this DVD years ago....I'm afraid I've worn it out...

[Ragnarok6664]

@2Cents same here :P



[Ishlam]

I like to have sex with people with strong personalities XD

[richooo5]

i was on the moon....with steve

BTW: there is ALWAYS a steve

[AngellusLovegood]

@richooo5 Or a Jeff! Or the presence of jam...

[charliechickrox]

Me and my mates always do this. It's the best. The irony is is that one of my mates dad is called Steve. So she says stop going on the moon with my dad. lol i love the line "I've just thrown the cat out the window!"

[LoffleMe]

"Well what about the kids we might have thought I did that" / "As kids we lied our heads off"

[24okay]

can subtitles have an accent? No for real though, can you have an accent in sign language? I have always wondered that. Like if a Japanese person who uses sign language were to speak in English (As we have American Sign Language, right?)... Do they still say their R's instead of L's?

[izakflashman]

Someone somewhere would find it quite insensitive and unPC. So no, I would say not. Although feel free to make your own.

[24okay]

I don't really care though if people find me insensitive, because to me, comedy is at the expense of others. PC? Politically Correct? I hate that word. That is sugar coated bullshit made up by the overly sensitive pussys of the United States who cannot be straight up honest, and in turn, lie to people so they can feel better about themselves. Doing what is right is being honest in the most direct manner. Even if you are hated, you uphold Honesty.

[izakflashman]

Oh yea man, I'm agreeing with you 100%, just saying. It probably doesn't exist because of BS like that. Everywhere you go its "Oh we can't sing christmas carols with jesus in them because we might offend the other religions." (Just in keeping with the holiday spirit there. Lol)

[24okay]

LOL I see. Yeah I am all about Christmas and such. I know what you mean... Doesn't it suck? I think being PC just does more harm than good.

[EvanRoseman]

I just want to point out to 24okay that people in the United States hate it when people are "PC" about things just as much as you guys do.

And don't blame me for what the U.S. has done... I was dead at the time!

[24okay]

LOL I live in the USA.

[TheCriminal2334]

@24okay Political correctness is a costly charade.

[24okay]

a fine quote

[lovelygirl18]

@24okay you do have different 'accents' in sign language cause aussie sign is indeed different then american, but i don't know how much of a difference it really is.

[24okay]

lol for real?

[thirteenfingers]

@lovelygirl18 Auslan and ASL are different languages. Auslan evolved from BSL (British) its alphabet is the same as that in BSL though some use the ISL (Ireland) one handed alphabet. Personally I think there's more sense in the ISL/ASL alphabets (very similar) than BSL, having learned a bit of both and used ASL a fair bit with an American friend I find the one-handed finger spelling far more useful in real life where you might have something important in your hand... like a beer. ;o)

[Tprinces]

I was dead at the time!

[donpaolo77]

I find the subtitles distracting. You should mention in the title that the clip is subtitled.

[mellielli]

personally I never read the subtitles but it's good that they're there - not everyone speaks English perfectly and I think even they should be able to see Eddie perform:) Just ignore them if you don't need them, look at his face or something!

[newmankey]

This worked out perfectly since I forgot my ear phones!

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

i love you Eddie x

so so so excellent raw humour XD

[PepperPhoenix]

As someone who is hard of hearing, thank you for the subtitles. It helps a lot. Ignore the idiots saying they're pointless.

[crazyrichf]

Perhaps Youtube should consider some sort of optional subtitles on all videos, perhaps submitted by users to reduce costs??

Just a thought!

[losaface4]

This is one of my favorite ones.

[kiara1490]

or for people like me who don't understand english very well, i'm italian

[inuyashal]

THE SUBTITLES ARE FOR THE DEAF

[leesawford]

yeah, did we need the sub titles? it takes the edge off!

[RequiemReaper]

the subs really ruin the jokes.

[hisuikirei]

I was dead at the time

[dpikers37]

Why you gotta be so mean to Americans... Most of us could understand that. I could

[MzBrunette12]

seriously. And there is a hugggeee fan base for Eddie in the USA!! It's all good

[AlbanZap]

Why is there english subs?

[AninhaNinah]

For americans. XD

[MLAOTNMCC]

lol

[Oadin]

Lol, I honestly have to agree with that. I can understand Eddie perfectly, but I think my father would say, with his Rhode Island, American accent, "I can't understand him! He has an accent!"

lol XD English is an interesting language.

[hellerZauberer]

@AninhaNinah ?

[romxh]

hahaha

[TheMetalPenguin]

The English subs are for deaf people.

[DrRoxo]

sarcasm is lost on some people. so sad

[rar87]

Dr Roxo the rock and troll clown

[madseadog]

Hilarious! I'd like to have sex with people with strong personalities... ^^

[iainmcke]

How can people not know why there are subtitles? If you ever go into the options menu it always says English subtitles for the "deaf or hard of hearing". If you cant hear it at least you can see it! Makes sense no? Its fair too isnt it?

So there is a point, its discrimination against people that are deaf/hard of hearing if they dont have an option in films for subtitles.

[renoo27]

HAHA! "I've thrown the cat ut the window."

[annagreg]

Gawd he's sexy. He bring his bra and panties to my room anytime!

[thiswilldo]

some people should really look up the definitions of race and nationality

making stupid generalised comments about your skin colour - racism

making stupid generalised comments about where somebody is from? thats just people being idiots

[Mahavishnu80]

Americans need subtitles for this? Jesus christ, might be best to get them bibs incase they dribble down themselves while watching it.

[Snelis]

now now, don't go down that road now guys. don't want any racial slurs on my channel, and I don't want to have to disable comments so please just leave it.

[Mahavishnu80]

Could you repeat that in English? Saying such stereotypes would mean i would retort with something like 'put down the gawddaym Big Mac and Supersized fries and go to school' but i wouldnt because im sure you are highly educated and dont eat McDonalds food. I hate to shatter your ego but 'America' is not a race.

[telanis9]

You're right, America is where the stupid and/or greedy people of other races go. Then they adopt either extreme right or extreme left views, go on television and whine, and dick around with the lives of people in other countries.

[mattmatt115]

WOW you pretty much summed it up in a nutshell nice job

Oh and i totally agree wtih you, although you did leave out arrogant.

All the stupid, greedy, arrogant people of other races go. They flock there

[mrconsido]

Agreed

[IrishGamingSociety]

you call him racist, then you makr a remark based on his race, bit of a hyprocrit there eh

[dramaticteaspoon]

i'm not getting involved on the racism side of things here, but Mahavishnu80 - you had me freakin' well pissing myself. you're one funny racist.

oh, and lighten up guys. i'm australian - stereotypes are funny because everyone KNOWS they're not true! :)

[IrishGamingSociety]

well some are

[dramaticteaspoon]

hahaha. see my message above.

[Snelis]

well said :)

[horseharriet1996x]

Lmaoo

[kikikattz]

best lies: i was dead at the time or the butler did it

[strawbarie]

i was going to ask the same thing

[VTPPGLVR]

New excuse: I was dead at the time!

:goes to write this one down...:

[spotlitkiss]

it's true - adults who lie/deny something they did are very unattractive. lollollollollol

[marshmallow1304]

So why are there English subtitles?

[Snelis]

learn to read the info before watching the video. it doesn't take too long.

[marshmallow1304]

That doesn't answer the question, but I wasn't blaming anyone.

[jamanticus]

I think marshmallow was asking why the subtitles that you didn't put it were in there in the first place.

[Snelis]

no idea.

[mico2020]

"I like to have sex with people with string personalities" this verse summarizes the whole human ethical system LOL

[nikjey]

is he gay ? or he just trying to look funny for the show ?

[Snelis]

neither of them.

[padsterp]

He's a cross dresser, nothing to do with being gay, and lets face it, he doesn't have to look funny ...he just plain is.

[DorkieChan]

Male lesbian. c:

[ceirrajbuell]

and crossdressing guys are sort of um ... hot. Look up Robert Smith. :)

[Phill0083]

WTF is Murder 1 and Murder 2?????????

[smithhedgehog]

if you don't know that theres no hope for you.

[Phill0083]

Well we don't have it here, you should know that your British, I'm guessing that murder 2 is manslaughter and murder 1 is plain 'owld' murder!!!

[smithhedgehog]

murder 1 is pre-meditated murder, which means some degree of planning went into it.

murder 2 is murder 'in the heat of the moment'; for example two lovers arguing and one kills the other... this is in place over here because that does not necassarily mean manslaughter, because if the INTENTION of the person was CLEAR it was neither pre-planned nor accidental then it cannot be manslaughter... i

[Phill0083]

OK, i get it now :S so r u British or American, on Ur profile it says UK lol, their would be no point in grading murder here anyway u kill someone by accident or on purpose you'll be lucky to get 8 years its pathetic :(

[smithhedgehog]

sorry1 probably got a bit mixed up. murder 1 and murder 2 is america isnt it... i got it the wrong way round. Uk is 1st degree and 2nd degree, am i correct?... i am british.

[Phill0083]

yeah lol

[TehBeo]

no, In US we have 1st degree and 2nd degree

[smithhedgehog]

sorry, my bad, i ought to do my research...probably soaked up too much american tv crime shows!

[spotlitkiss]

then surely, you can mask a first degree as a second degree. 'oohh oohh it was crime of passion..' when the 'fight' itself could have been planned.

[blckhrt14]

"what's correct?! I..yeah!..I was dead at the time!" XD

[overratedname]

lol hes got a twinkle in his eye around :42

[buffymon]

he´s intelligent and funny. and damn sexy to boot

[RinSobanashi]

Hell yes he is =3

[jag305]

Haha! Subtitles...why?

[EmilyMannes]

Why not? I love subtitles. :P

He probably either added them with movie maker or posted it straight from the DVD version with subtitles.

[DBHErazor]

worlds funniest guy no competition

[hiamy101]

is that a man

[Snelis]

hell yeah it is

[wandaloosa]

Apparently you have never heard of Transvestism.

[Snelis]

Apparently he's 12.

[riotambopata]

2 months ago and no-one has bothered to answer you. That says it all. Except me, of course, but I'm lonely. You seem like my sort of...guy

[explodingplant]

no it's not a man. it's a dead sexy man.

[fuckmook22]

haha yeah he is sexy isnt he? y the hell is that XD

[Snelis]

as I said, I'm not the one who subbed this :P. They were just there.

[ashtraygirl420420]

hahaha... english subtitles for english dialogue?! a little redundant, don;t ya think?

i'm not even from the uk and this is very understandable, its not like backwater scottish accent or anything!

anyway great clip nonetheless